#💬〡general-off-topic
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Hi
Is it over?
Yes some one got muted
Who did?
IM titled
Huh
Hell no
Whats grass
No one will if they play chess 24/7
Pull
Idk
Real
Gree object that cows eat a
I'm a cow
Did u know if u touch grass,ur balls will expl-
Fr
Wht about people no ball
In what sense 
'running outside to touch grass'
With*
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hi
Do ovaries count as balls?-
Hello
Hollow
Good bro
same
Bad
What shape are they
why
Not same
Rock will send 3 diff types of boom to ur backyard smth
I-
😦 why?

You don't wanna know what happened before this
blunders ??

I mean have u seen them? I certainly haven’t 
Is life good?
Every single
pls guys pray for me i need to upgrade my grade in math
Its inside i just cant-
I am a math goat
Yes
I scored 64/80 in my previous math test
but not always
Do not let your dreams be dreams
I can solve 3x+1
i hope i get at least an 3 or 4
97/100
Amateur i got 2/30.
Rank 3
Good question
Time to test it on someone 😔😔
In the year
No
Would it be fun if someone hosted a tournament with discord nitro as 1st prize and nitro basic for 2nd and 3rd
I never failed in any exams
not always bro
Hiring participates
so much money holy macaroni
Do not explode them 
I have failed 1 selected subjects
ma balls?
50$
!welcome
is there is any info about the duolingo event?
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No, women
Id do it if i let my impulsive thoughts win smh
thanks
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Lowest make me and my friend have every got is 1.5 out of 60
Sheeesh in that case go right ahead fam

why would i explore woman
i mean explode
i explored woman more than hikaru nakamura has blitz games

Freudian slip ?????? 
alr i must go
Fraudian
goodbye guys pls pray so that i dont suck at math
It's inevitable
If u don't do the work
connect
Just text everyone during the exam and don't get caught and write stuff on your hand
connect your acccount
type /connect
it is connected to discord
Or write on some paper and keep it in mouth
Yea
what now ?
i don't think so
i am connected before joining the server
Nah once my friend write it with a incisive pen I K with a light source that was crazy and got 0
it's impossible to do that lol
Is that a pun or ..?
click this.
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What's a pun
It's us not safe to click on links
nah i did that myself for no reason
but i will disconnect bro
Figure of speech
I don't like Sigmund Freud
Oh why
Hello
Idk
King
Nice
now what i did that but nothing is happening
Yo,Sup ?
I'll go with Alfred adler
There are reasons
@primal fern
@primal fernsee you later bye
U don't need a reason to dislike someone
Fair im just saying there are very good reasons to not like him
I'm drinking tea
I teaching while studying
I hate psychologists for no reason
Most of them
Who is he
I am he
Look him up and you will learn a lot
Ok
Useless info
Fork dork smork clork
Do you want to sleep with your mother?
I don't require your permission
💀
🔫🔫

Wow
Wow
Ok bye I will go and sleep
Uh you from Philippines?
So u r a kangaroo
🇦🇺 🇦🇺
Wtf
🦘
Wtf
Smash

I am aussie also 
Nah I will die of cringe
true
Ok good I

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U won't wake up tomorrow if you die
Lol
lichess vs ches??
Chess
why so?
chess
Chess
lichess on top
lichess no pfp and flag
lichess is good for bullet
lichess is also good for rapid past 2300 cc level
I will go
Ssehc
sach
I hope u wake up tomorrow
मै भारतीय हूँ
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bro I am slowly going up the cc world leaderboard in rapid
Less go 🗣️🔥
No
Yes
Wtf
was like #3100 or smth like a day or so ago now #2599 smh
Idk why I hate this language
Bro what
nr. 37 in Australia 🗣️ 🗣️
Yea
Imagine hating a language 💀
I already forgot the lettes
No it's not
2 years r enough to master it smth
💀
Took me 10 years to study that and I'm still a beginner
Same
How long have you been playing chess?
bro lowkey forgot you guys were talking about a language
I thought you were talking bout chess and was confused af
1 year smth
Only studied for 5 years left to UK learned eng and then Australia
What's your rating
Rating
That's intermediate not master
imagine not being 2200 in under 2 years 🥱
Waht where did master came from 
Wow chainsaw man
I still have soild one year to grind 
bro they were talking bout languages and now chess??
U said u can be a master in 2 years
I want to be his left hand
Ong 💀 iwas talking to language
Read chat again
Oh
Yea 😭💀
Aight bet. I did 2k in 18 months then 2k to 2200 in 5 months, go
Dies
So I have memory problems fr
.
2k in 18 months
It's my goal for now
5-6 months for 400 more elo
nop ita alr
gl should be easy man
yea ig I grind well 
My exams r coming 
oof
Cries
Same

Okay study well smth
something
It's like "अलंकार" 
What's alankaar
Google it
I can read but idk meaning
Oh understandable
Ornaments?
(the guy isnt me)
Search definition of aalankar
@lament crag nvm I'm just making things complicated cya Bai Bai 
It's showing ornament
Yea bie bie
Holy moly 60 FPS RICK ROLL again 🗣️🔥🥶🥶🔥🔥🥶💥📈📈🫂
your pfp looks like oppenheimer if I dont zoom in
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I'm in luv with a girl
Connect ur account
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for extra rizz
/connectmessage
Why I can't operate this cmd



This emoji is from physics wallah 
Imma join it
/profile vacciner
do it
Chat is ded 
Done
so am i
yo can anyone help m analyz my game
yo thanks homie
sent it in dms thanks once again champ!
Hi
Who can give me the account of king
done 👍🏻
hello chat
thanks bro <33333333
?
Didn't get it
Hi
I want to sent friend reguest to him but i dont have the account and i do not know the name its king what i know
Sorry can't help 
was the schrodinger cat alive tho?
i can finally type math shit
Alive and dead until observed
goes hard af
was it never proven if it was or not?
shrodingers dawg
It’s a quantum physics experiment or sth
Also would be inhumane to actually carry out 💀
💀
The entire point of the experiment is that the cat is both dead and alive until it is observed
So the cat is in a superposition
yeah but was it observed?
THATS NOT THE POINT
it was a theoretical cat idiot
Its theoretical
the cat didn’t exist
oh
it’s a concept
Imma do it then
u think someone bombed a cat for physics?
Everything is a concept
People have done worse
I would only imagine
https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/4qzDHpHiN2?tab=analysis me when 6 brilliant move in 1 game
real
i’ve seen 128 brilliants in a game
yes but exploited
Nope real game
Bosnia simulator
Iraq simulator
propetual rook
Yes but ur better than nugemetreo
what?
continuous rook sacs for stalematr
Me, in my 300s
Nope
hmmmmmmmmm
@stable mirage send the game when u get online
Good decision, i stopped chessing like 3+ months ago
the brilliants one
I have become mentally stable
:3
:3
dayum bro, my time :(.
🇮🇶?
😭
🇵🇸.
OMG IS THAT ISRAEL FROM THE HIT GAME 'EARTH'
A much better game than chess imo Facts deadass
what rating do I need to teach chess for money
2100 chess.com
real shit??
no
thought so
yeah but find someone who is willing to pay u for it
u probably need a title
not really no
Nah
den wat rating
2300
which one
how tall is he
gms are poor LOL
Hes AIM and hes already one of the best coaches(…), so u dont need a title
What is AIM?
Arena International Master
tf is that 
I dont know

man people should look for ways to become a billionaire instead of ways to become a gm
billionaires are literally more common than chess GMs...
what would I do to be trusted?
theres about 1800 GMS and 3000 billionaires. bruh 
yeah just become a billionaire instead ^-^ stop wasting your time....
How
No its not, its just because less people play chess and everyone knows about money
Aim trash!!
Who do u support huh
and no one even cares if ur not a super GM

Yeah but I’m making money from tournaments so
Crazy
not nearly enough for the effort
i support the real madrid
the tournament money in question:
the real
Can I have Nitro plwwwww:333
Well I’ve alrdy spent my previous years playing so effort is minimal
dumbest shit i’ve heard in a while
also hi lasagna
Enough to cover entry 
Real madrid
yay
I completed queen checkmate practice in 17 seconds
^-^
The ending : checkmate : queen mate
I got a fever from playing val but hey I hit gold so I’m happy
I'm rated higher than u
It is my fastest record
Whats ur ratungs
Oh wow? fr? ur still a dumbass lol
higher den him 🙂
ur mad
wtf ur so good..
lowercase Bruhno
Nah ur just a dumbass
Gold is brazy
A guy said he was1700 yesterday and he was 1100 in cc smth
Real 
what is this
me
what the hell is even that team

indubitably 
Who has faster queen mate record

10^-92839474946393739373937383738373927927338 sec
I didn’t match mvp a single game
Stop glazing gold isn't good
I don't play valo ^_^
Oh
I was bronze so gold is good trust
Yea gold is the best rank fs
It’s the coolest looking fr
In Pubg?
Goes with prime vandal
Val

bro is Barry Allen
faster than him
hot
real
Same 😩😔

||n||Everlast

ncc
fr tho
fr
good job man
im bad still
2k still trash i aim for 2300 by 2024
Less go

at 2k start playing otb and prioritise that
I do puzzles all day but it is still hard to improve
what lmfao
do puzzles all night instead then

me when I can't otb 
1 year

any one wanna help me London for black
do u even knows what's grass 
ye
Yea
anyone wanna help me London me black you white
I GOT AN B!!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOO

i research chess game on the chessgames.com database
i have a chess game collection
I can if daily game lul
on lichess.com theres free
online 2k is 800 otb
i got only b's at math man, but better than most ppl
-guy who's account is unconnect
i got better grades at highschool than in elementary, epic
dis my catfish account
ok
u bloody sh-
Imma beat the shit ou-
shy guy
i have an axe, want one?
Where is the catfishing though
Yea sure 
anyone can help me in the London system me black you white
other servers
gives shepherd axe now beat the s**t out of the cheater
That pfp is a challenging w*** im ngl
double team me
??
yea
just a sec
catfishing is cringe
Why’d u repeat the sentence 
wait i thought it was stockfish written there...
Smash
💀
dawg...
GYATTT damn
Juicy smash
these por.. intros are getting more weird...
I agree
Gotham got that waste management vehicle 💯💯💯
Yea fr
gotham helped me with caro kan
will it come to steam
and i have tournament tommorow... god must help me or im dead
but i bears ppl on tournament are rated 200-500 elo... im 630
"hi!"
"Hello"
Smash smash smash
heard*
sticking out levy for the rizzler
ur so hikaru, ur so carlsen
🗣️🔥🙏🥶🥶🥶
idk
sticking out your queen for the capture
ur so blunder youre so brilliant
If youre down u can dm
thxxxx
thats better
sticking out ur pawn for the gambit
imagine me making a song aabout this
guys why so quiet
its making me uncorftable
cause cringe
Hi
hello there
wut is duolingo doing
its gonna kill u

Rip
Rest in peace 🕊️
not if you sanitize properly
I find it funny that all 🛢️ names have gay pond after
gay pond? lets bathe!
hi
!welcome
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no
why is it scuffed or is it just me
Hehehehaw
rebel
Alr alr fr
lets talk about chess
Oil
the cult consumes another
bro I gotta go to my doctor
go medic
MEDICCC
someone pls help, suggest a chess course, im just making some random moves and on an avg im getting around 4blunders and 5mistakes with 1/2 misses
An opening won't make you blunder less
you are 160, just keep playing
meet the medic tf2
otay
chessbrah building habbits on youtube
No seriously tho I need to go ask my doctor about my back because this shit is killing me
whats yyour elo
Hopefully he gives me drugs
for?

Eleventeen
lucy rate new nick
ough
🛢️
oilgh
Oilgh
so proud of being who started the 🛢️ thing several months back
it was like 4 ppl total
im at 369
fäll too pretty sure
suggest a channel
and a playlist if you can
chessbrah
i am 1288 Fide rated
didn't say exclusively I
building habits series playlist
I don't even think my first FIDE rating was that low
ok tq
on youtube
you're welcome
I don't have a fide rating 🔥
@primal shore whats your fide rating
me too
nob
1600 smt
yes
I think
really
why am i getting 🛢️ed
means you must be 2400 online
What no

1600 fide aint 2400 online
When i was 1700 I was 1900
I'm not even 1600 cc cuz I don't play
no she's dogshit
more fide than online 
no i meant the level
lucy I'd fold you
fide better than online
There's nothing you could fold me in except maybe beans
and bullet you fricking TURTLE
When i was 1700 fide i was 1900 on chess.com in blitz
you slow ahh mfo
Shhhshhhshhhhh
you are BAD at bullet
Blitz don't count
Were talking about real chess
lucy needs some mouse skill coaching
how does it impact your ego a 1k rapid can absolutely fold you 13/0/3 in bullet
she plays in phone exclusively
Hello people
@loud dew you said was how many is it now ?
Well bullet isn't chess so
yEAH IT IS >:(
you wouldnt say that if you were more than half my bullet rating
Cute is getting so worked up she having voice cracks
im gonna 🦐 you
i am 1987 bullet
Shit year
i dont remember anything happening in '87
what i mean elo
what is '87? doesn't ring a bell
the soviet collapse and the reunification of Germany
Bullet is not a chess....
sad asf
those were okay i guess...
omg someone want some leninade?
may be you guys are good at history
ussr deserved better
it should have died sooner you mean
who wants play blitz ?
me
Credit to calcena @grim edge
send me link on dm
it's a meme in tiktok spain apparently
gyze i just found out that if you use ctrl+f in a discord channel its a hotkey for searching messages in the channel
don't ever talk to me again
All of these defaults are making me think ormy smh
HOLY SHIT GOOD KID COVERED FROM THE START WTF
this should never be a thing 
SAME
romanians should have a hatred for communism not a love
hi
It's a 50/50
GDOOD KID X LAUFEY WTFFF
both my parents who lived through communism are neutral - supportive
please click this once
your parents were securisti then
for like 8 years but regardless
My dad hated communism with a burning passion
ceausescu <333
East berliners amirightchat
say his name and spit
no i love him
Doesn't count for what
For chess
how do i embed
I was just giving an example
click this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I've seen an 1800 blitz get mopped by a 1300 rapid
what its my chaanel
i have heard of both
@keen parrot how did i do?
i like some of good kids stuff but havent dived to deep into their discography
Vimun
Lucy
Do you know what a VHS and VCR are
html my beloved
i think so but i never had one
oh levys gf is here
sob
u can't in discord
What's the world coming to
wife*
oh soory
how did i do tho i posted the moves
i did have one of those box tvs when i was little though
u send game link and it'll embed itself using bot
its lucy
im ur husband
what to do mean
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Guys look I'm famous
see it doesnt
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is this my levy
works too
lucy
albert is down
you were up at 5 am every morning outside his appartment screaming so that he had to move and find his wife, truly changed his life
how is it
how as the game
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ah i see
@primal shore thoughts on being gothamchess' wife?
Why my league did not go up? It is Monday night...
pls click this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Bro eveytime I go into the bathroom my cat jumps at the door and meows because it's the water room and water bad and sometimes I come out soaked from shower so he tries saving me from the water
no way
benji is worth it
are you srsly
Very funny, good I remember the link
she is
im not in this chat
I'm "wife"
often enough
wow i didnt knwe
levy's
Levi's
im levy's boyfriend
not so straight anymore
maybe you scream rooooooooook everyday
levy and hikaru got married recently thats intresting
My bf fr 🫶😚😚😚
glad you came out
anyone wanna friend me on myspace
i love this sticker
Bro why are you 60 years old suddenly
@primal shore maybe we can speak with levy
what would you play
anyone wanna chat through msn
had to fact check
i dont trust discord
yup
"is off the market" 😭
can we speak with levy
nah im not
i just use cassettes to listen to music
bruh
Anyone playing unrated chess match?
can i challenge you just for fun
your bishop 💀
yes
Can someone mate me
Ofc
Hi im levy rozman, check out my courses website "chessly" and buy my book
THE ROOOOOOOOOK
levy is very happy when i buy THE BOOOOOOOK
im not the kinda guy to beg but could i @primal shore have a match
New book*
levy pls free book
anyone wanna add me on facebook
big fan
beg for it
could I pls pls have a chess match
oh yeah like a basketball player... right?
with you
dommy ahh wife
me too
How to win at chess by levy rozeman
no lol
skibidi toilet reference (dom)
lol sadge
Anyone playing unrated chess match
levy i have a question for you
@primal shore make them bark for a game
Loser
who wanna play blitz ?
Да
Me🤓
what
send link on dm
whats that @primal shore
gato
levy on an anonymous discord account watching this conversation unfold
My book BTW IM AT LONDON RN
bruh everyone pinging lucy today
DOING BOOK SIGNING
you?
omg levy wanna make out
i feel your fake @primal shore
thats fun, however:
I the real skibidi levy rizzman
lucy you got a book?
Lots
wow i can trust on you
lucy you got rizz?
Trust me on all the time
no did you write one?
I got levy rizzman, my husband
show me if you really are the rizzman skibidi rook
Im wife, not lecy rizman
can i be levy's other wife
proof
you are an idiot ha ha ha ha ha
bro really pinged mod role
like you are supposed to...
i wanna marry a pro chess player
are you a girl
Am grill
no i am saying to @grim edge
must be hot
Ya, she grill
literally
k
@primal shore you are a grill not a girl
Am grilln't?
no
Yiss
no grills in here
no you said yiss
shut up i have another account
only boys and men
i didnt connect my main
sure why not
techincally legal
what do you mean
I wanna have an alt linked to this discord account then when ppl ask for a game send them a link from my titled account kekkk
@grim edge
there is no clause saying how many accounts i can make
are you 7
no 1600
ok do you see the ring around my pfp
do you guys play on lichess
Nowonder you're not even 500, with a cognitive memory like that yowzers
im not as bad as @grim edge
banned
youre trash @grim edge
me when password manager
do you have permission from chess.com to have another account?
i dont mean to pry
I don't have multiple accounts
@primal shore email support@chess.com, make up any reason for an alt account and they'll validate, worked for me
@shy pike ily
...ik
lyt
ilyy
so you are trash
@shy pike ily
so do it smh
ilyt2
@primal shore ily
ormy join our 🛢️ nick clan
no nick
then how ti do play chess
hello guys
Yum oil
pweaseeee
no like i CANT have nick
sound fun
well i wanted to ask you guys , do you play on lichess
@server_mod
yes i love https://lichess.org/
it was at this moment he knew , he fcked up
@servev mod
@mod
lol the troll
when is frank ocean dropping
Siuuu
@primal shore 1v1 ¼+0 l*chess rn
im starting to get tired of blond(im not)
@shy pike whats your elo in lichess
Probably the free and open source option?
idfk i dont play chess like at all anymore
gui wise?
Thx
What is highest winning streak in bullet?
50 by nihal sarin
freemium*

he infact was the bomb
lichess cause they don't use webviews anywhere
the roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@shy pike i thought you dont play chess
in what ways
hello
i don't
你好
so stup up
你好,晚安
lichess IS very nice
ok but i can see an unfunny joke either way
what
I study on lichess and play on chesscom
crap what are the last 2 characters i forgor everything I learned:(((
dont use ticks tricky gir
晚安
l
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OH goodnight i got it
ι αμ γαυ
what
晚安 :3
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