💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

el no sabe

[little root]

Pixel can I say the answer

[peak plank]

no

[normal hatch]

|| One move wins ||

[pliant cove]

Wait I see horse is coming

[little root]

Aii

[peak plank]

youll prob get ut wrong too

[pliant cove]

If I didn't move to bishop

[normal hatch]

🤯

[keen parrot]

[fleet sigil]

he see horse is coming

[pliant cove]

I get check if I eat

[little root]

I'm 2840 puzzles ,and it's forced M

[fleet sigil]

he get check if he eat

[peak plank]

its not.

[flint junco]

[boreal cosmos]

Shats cooking

Whats cooking*

[little root]

Oh bloody hell the bishop's on a dark square mb

[peak plank]

@pliant cove so whats the move/

[normal hatch]

Can I guess?

[peak plank]

sure

[normal hatch]

|| Be2 ||

[little root]

No wait, I got the answer

[pliant cove]

Yea draw position Bishop to c6 queen to e4 Bishop take the g6

[peak plank]

the mroe choas the better

[flint junco]

only ogs remember me

[little root]

Doesn't work, that what I thought at first

[peak plank]

??????////////

[pliant cove]

Horse will check and eat bishop

[fleet sigil]

ngl pixel, the way he's struggling is pretty realistic

[peak plank]

there is no queen on the board

[flint junco]

moo

[fleet sigil]

but bro is making no sense

[normal hatch]

How exactly

[pliant cove]

I mean the king

[boreal cosmos]

Nr 2 is a study i believe

[keen parrot]

who are you

[peak plank]

well... he shouldnt have a nonexistant queen on the board

[boreal cosmos]

Nobody knows lol

[pliant cove]

Because knight is coming

[normal hatch]

Nvm

[keen parrot]

shush you've seen it before

[little root]

They will check you and pick up your dark squared bishop

[flint junco]

yeah well shut up oil man 😔 i’m a bison

[peak plank]

why are you on ur alt

[pliant cove]

If you didn't move

[normal hatch]

I hallucinated there was a knight check after the bishop checks

[peak plank]

capybara

[normal hatch]

King runs

[keen parrot]

my son is bi?

[flint junco]

go stub a toe

[wild stream]

Poor king

[flint junco]

unfortunately

[peak plank]

be nice

[pliant cove]

There's draw

[flint junco]

it’s a bison u be nice

[pliant cove]

No way to defend the white bishop

[peak plank]

ehh

[pliant cove]

After king take

[keen parrot]

more chance for him to find a partner ig

[flint junco]

i suppose

[pliant cove]

I can't see image is all black

[little root]

Bg4, it's not easy

[keen parrot]

filipino internet moment

[little root]

Admittedly

[flint junco]

ooh ik that one

[normal hatch]

Kd3 Bxg1 Nf3 u win the bishop back and mate will follow. Assuming u can mate with a bishop and knight lol

[peak plank]

wtf

yall cheaters smh

[keen parrot]

its impossible unless you use an engine or you are a master with half an hour to spare

[normal hatch]

Welp. Sadge

[grim edge]

Oh that puzzle

[peak plank]

mhm

[pliant cove]

Bruh I can't see image

[keen parrot]

Bg4 Bb6 wyd

[grim edge]

ive seen that quite a few times and i hate it

its ended one of my puzzle rushes

[peak plank]

its not in a puzzle rush

[grim edge]

i remember getting a puzzle like that at 50

[pliant cove]

@peak plank dm

[peak plank]

if there is somthing that difficult in a puzzle rush your insane

[keen parrot]

no way it would ever be 2800 rated

[pliant cove]

Look @peak plank

[grim edge]

ik

[little root]

Nope the bishop and knight mate technique , obviously I haven't calculated the whole thing, but the white king will get to f4 or f3 sometime in future

[grim edge]

It was really underrated

[keen parrot]

calculate the whole thing first, it's not as easy as it looks

[little root]

Knight covers dark squares, bishop covers white squares

[little root]

Ain't no way bro there's like a billion combinations

Maybe by the time magnus retires I'll be on depth 5

[keen parrot]

only the line of most resistance

Bg4 Bb6

[little root]

I think we go to f3

Kf3

Rii, or f4?

[little root]

I'd say Kf3

[flat gyro]

the best feeling in chess

[keen parrot]

Bxg1

[old karma]

what role am i

[little root]

Ahh idk what to do man

Im probably wrong anyway

Either way draw so ggs

[keen parrot]

Bg4 wins for white

but not Kf3

[little root]

OH OH OH

KF4

WHEN WE FORK, KING HAS TO COME CLOSE TO THE KNIGHT TO DEFEND IT

King can't be on f3 coz rhe knight will go there

KF4

[keen parrot]

clearly you saw something, tell the full line

[little root]

I'm playing it out on the board, can't visualize it

OK after we go Bh3 to force the king away

And then pray we get the

[pliant cove]

@little root want battle

[little root]

Bishop and knight endgame right

[little root]

I'll lose

[glossy radish]

puzzle time

[glossy radish]

nvm i already did all my puzzles

[keen parrot]

hey i see you have joined 🛢️ gang

[glossy radish]

dude

[pliant cove]

Who wanna battle blitz

[keen parrot]

maybe you had it for some time already im just blind

[glossy radish]

why else would i say that

[keen parrot]

yeah im blind my bad g

[glossy radish]

smh my head

vimun a little silly

[old karma]

uwu

[pliant cove]

Who wanna battle to me blitz

3 minute before I do my project

[grim edge]

me

[pliant cove]

@grim edge k

Add me Bulletvsniper

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bulletvsniper

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Rapid: 1905 (2135 peak)
Blitz: 2747 (peak)
Bullet: 2269 (2513 peak)

[pliant cove]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

sent

[pliant cove]

I don't care about rating I want play and destroy 😎

[grim edge]

omg

[pliant cove]

Send e

I didn't [e-mail]

[grim edge]

i sent a request

[pliant cove]

Bulletvsniper

[grim edge]

check your notification

[pliant cove]

J djdnt see

[pliant cove]

Wait

No

@grim edge no request bro retry again

[grim edge]

omg

[pliant cove]

I didn't see

[grim edge]

you know what, let's play next time.

[pliant cove]

Ok

[grim edge]

gn little munchkin pumpkin pie

[pliant cove]

I just play normal bwfite I sleep I want destroy 1 Title user

Before*

[grim edge]

Anyone mind game reviewing this game please? Check out this #chess game: jamesloucas vs emmancrafts - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93557906301

[worn ice]

jamesloucas (935) vs. emmancrafts (1090)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. c4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. Bg5 Bg7 5. e4 Nbd7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. Be2 e5 8. d5 a5 9. O-O Nc5 10. Re1 h6 11. Bxf6 Qxf6 12. h3 Bd7 13. a4 Rfe8 14. Nb5 Bxb5 15. cxb5 Nxe4 16. Bc4 Nc5 17. b3 e4 18. Nd4 Qxd4 

[pliant cove]

I found out new tricks on chess

[fathom reef]

how the hell did johnny depp play willy wonka

[pliant cove]

Maybe not working for everyone

[fathom reef]

real

[pliant cove]

Want battle chess

[fathom reef]

what that

[pliant cove]

Blitz

[fathom reef]

oh god

since it fits me pfp ok

[grim edge]

okay, imma head out now chat. chat later you silly goose

[grim edge]

[fathom reef]

gn mr man

[pliant cove]

If I join tournament in irl I make sure 5 games are win

[fathom reef]

send

[pliant cove]

Bulletvsniper

User name

[fathom reef]

loses 3 games

[fathom reef]

ok

[pliant cove]

No bro

I make sure I win all

[latent oracle]

No

[pliant cove]

I sleeping I'm dreaming I'm playing chess on my self

[fathom reef]

shit

[pliant cove]

With mirror

[nova verge]

Hi

[fathom reef]

gn mr woman

[grim edge]

:3

[pliant cove]

@fathom reef want play now?

[fathom reef]

ye

[pliant cove]

Add me

3 minute request or 5minute

[fathom reef]

sent challenge

hmm yes

[grim edge]

Anyone mind?

[fathom reef]

2.7k v2 700

[pliant cove]

Go play

I give u free piece cuz u 200

[rigid geyser]

[grim edge]

Does anyone have a game review they can use for me? Please

[fathom reef]

AAAAAAAAA I MISCLICKED AND BLUNDERED QUEEN GRRRR

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1800 (1855 peak)
Blitz: 1321 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1516 peak)

[rigid geyser]

Rip

[rigid geyser]

Nicee

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[pliant cove]

/profile bulletvsniper

[rigid geyser]

I'm only 600

[humble oracle]

600 ahh game

[fathom reef]

yoo man

[pliant cove]

Anyone want battle me

[fathom reef]

you became wc yet?

[humble oracle]

im on a grind

[fathom reef]

bet

[humble oracle]

im not sleeping tonight

[fathom reef]

hit me up when you famous

[rigid geyser]

Elo?

[humble oracle]

till i hit 1900

[pliant cove]

2000 maybe

[rigid geyser]

Oh damn nvm

[grim edge]

:3

[pliant cove]

@humble oracle want battle

[humble oracle]

not rn

[pliant cove]

Ok

[humble oracle]

but later sure

[rigid geyser]

[pliant cove]

I wanna destroy title

Player now

[grim edge]

owo

[pliant cove]

I'm gonna practice now

[humble oracle]

wait ur 2600-2799

[pliant cove]

I accidentally see tricks chess

Copying move until they mis

[fleet sigil]

the bot too strong

[humble oracle]

guys whats the best approach vs sicilian as white

[peak plank]

he isnt

hes a joke

[pliant cove]

Copying move

Is better

If they depending piece you must copy his move

So they think for your defense both parties benefits

Like China 🇨🇳

[peak plank]

💀

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-albert-einstein-madwolfofōkami-gif-13692030474614117380

[pliant cove]

Anyone want fight me

[grim edge]

gn little miss macho papi chulo

[flat gyro]

what is beginners paradise

[fathom reef]

👍

[flat gyro]

why does this random girl have 2.5 k viewers

she has like 4 streams

over 3 months

and shes like 800

[pliant cove]

I forgot I need to make activities 😭

Homework

[flat gyro]

oh wait 1100

[keen parrot]

a lot of passive viewers from being homepage

[grim edge]

if i reach 1500 elo, i will start streaming on twitch

[flat gyro]

is it just me or is there just an influx of really bad chess (egirl?) streamers

[humble oracle]

idk

[flat gyro]

i see it on chesstv

[humble oracle]

i dont watch twitch

[flat gyro]

this tab whenever you open chess.com

[fleet sigil]

that exists?

[flat gyro]

the chess tv

[humble oracle]

oooh yeah i see it too

[fleet sigil]

wow

[pliant cove]

Anyone want battle me

Please I don't do well

[fleet sigil]

shut up

[pliant cove]

Bruh

[cloud glen]

Almost 800 🤞

[humble oracle]

i wonder if those views come from people afking on chess com

[fleet sigil]

do you not sleep bruh

[pliant cove]

I sleep later when my activities done

I playing chess still

[fleet sigil]

I pray chess.com reads my report

[pliant cove]

Maybe 6 am and I go school 1pm

[fleet sigil]

robots dont get tired 😔

[flat gyro]

like this channel would be so much more entertaining than the current one

i swear

[fleet sigil]

witty alien

[flat gyro]

hes the romantic dude

[fleet sigil]

so romantic ❤️

[dawn yew]

I wish I was 1000 elo

[humble oracle]

I wish I was 2000 elo

[flat gyro]

wait witty alien is a cm

since when

[humble oracle]

imagine going to a tournament and getting paired with witty alien lmao

[peak plank]

3000 elo.

[tired ermine]

Hi. Is it possible to go from 0 to 2500 in 1 week without any knowledge of chess?

[flat gyro]

uhh

[humble oracle]

ofcourse

[tired ermine]

I know the basics

[humble oracle]

its easy

[flat gyro]

gl with that 💀

[humble oracle]

it took me a year to get to 1800 lmao

[flat gyro]

you would truly have to be one in a trillion

oh wait

no it is possible

[humble oracle]

well 9months

[fallen valley]

No

[flat gyro]

like if you are super good at shogi

[storm pine]

i want to clap your cheeks

[final gust]

Ppl be making up stories abt how they reached 1k a few days after they picked up chess

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-gif-232248345825342653

[boreal cosmos]

No

[final gust]

And it's annoying af

[supple imp]

Someone please end me I underestimated how much I needed to learn for my test tomorrow

[storm pine]

i couldnt sleep for 6 months

[peak plank]

you only need stockfish

[flat gyro]

thats gonna be me tomorrow

[final gust]

Chemistry?

[supple imp]

Chemistry is easy af

Surprisingly english

[final gust]

OK?

[supple imp]

Cause I need to learn over 100 word translations and figure out wtf a participle clause is

[final gust]

No one in my school studies English

[humble oracle]

i picked up chess like at 10 played a bit then stopped and i started at 1000

1000 is easy

[fallen valley]

Yeah a couple days is just a bad lie. 2 weeks is the believable minimum

[final gust]

Bullshit
No offense

[flat gyro]

starting at 1000 is totally realistic

[supple imp]

I usually don't but it is what it is this time

[grim edge]

1k in a 3 days is like the human limit

[flat gyro]

plenty of people do

[humble oracle]

nvm 900

[peak plank]

I got 1k in one day

[grim edge]

gg pro

[final gust]

Tf, so u created ur account at 1k, doesn't mean u wer at the level of 1k

[peak plank]

I also got 2100 lichess in one day-

[dawn yew]

I'm horrible at chess

[flat gyro]

💀

[humble oracle]

but i didnt drop

[fallen valley]

3 days after learning chess? Nah

[final gust]

And u prob had previous exposure

[humble oracle]

nah this my 1st acc

[boreal cosmos]

And i went from 1200 cc to 2200 in 2 days

[final gust]

Do u know how to chess works?or the human brain. U scientifically can't start at 1k no matter how high ur IQ.

[grim edge]

Says whom

[fallen valley]

He had prior chess experience

[turbid wasp]

fyfttg

[final gust]

He denies that and it's annoying

[boreal cosmos]

Who cares

[final gust]

Anyone who doesn't just use their brain as decoration

[humble oracle]

i said i learned chess 6years ago played some tournaments at school, didnt play since and this year started at around 900

[grim edge]

So you can’t be 1k as a new beginner?

[final gust]

Me
Sigma music literally ain't playing wen said that

[fallen valley]

Absolutely not

[boreal cosmos]

New player is 200-500

[final gust]

U said u started at 1k

[pliant cove]

@boreal cosmos @boreal cosmos want battle

[final gust]

U said that

[pliant cove]

With me

[keen parrot]

dude has 1.4k rapid games, dont accuse him of cheating he has suffered enough

[boreal cosmos]

Why ping me x2
Also why should i play you

[pliant cove]

For fun

[keen parrot]

some gifted players might be a bit higher maybe

[pliant cove]

And practice

[grim edge]

Is it

[boreal cosmos]

Playing guys who made their acc today and 99% arent legit isnt fun. Also i dont play random people for no reason

[boreal cosmos]

Yes but thats average, i coach a few who are there

[final gust]

Talkin in terms of cc rapid strength

[final gust]

How is this even a conversation

[grim edge]

Apparently I made two blunders here, anyone mind game reviewing? Check out this #chess game: emmancrafts vs Davidrn76 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93559111667

[worn ice]

emmancrafts (1099) vs. Davidrn76 (1145)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. e3 Bf5 4. c3 e6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. Bg3 Qd7 7. Bb5 a6 8. Ba4 Nge7 9. Bxd6 Qxd6 10. Ne5 f6 11. Nxc6 Nxc6 12. Bc2 Bg6 13. Nd2 O-O-O 14. e4 dxe4 15. Nxe4 Qf4 16. Qe2 f5 17. Nc5 Rhe8 18. Nxe6 Qd6 19. Bb3 Bf7 20. d5 Na5 21. O-O Bxe6 22. dxe6 Nxb3 23. axb3 Rxe6 24. Qh5 Rh6 25. Qxf5+ Kb8 26. g3 Rf8 27. Qc2 Qc5 28. Rfe1 Qh5 29. h4 g5 30. Re5 Rg8 31. Rae1 Qg6 32. Qxg6 Rgxg6 33. hxg5 Rh5 34. Re8+ Ka7 35. R8e7 Rgxg5 36. Rxc7 Rh3 37. Ree7 Kb6 38. Rxb7+ Ka5 39. Rxh7 

[final gust]

Should be common knowledge

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[grim edge]

Fairs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1800 (1855 peak)
Blitz: 1321 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1516 peak)

[livid shore]

Hi. Is it possible to go from milk to 3 years aged cheddar in 1 week without any knowledge of cheese?

[final gust]

I think u misunderstood

[grim edge]

it’s impossible

[final gust]

Dawg don't just say stuff for the sake of feeling like u contributing to this discussion

Just mind ur own stuff

[drowsy lodge]

how

[fallen valley]

Yes he can

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bulletvsniper

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1905 (2135 peak)
Blitz: 2747 (peak)
Bullet: 2269 (2513 peak)

[boreal cosmos]

Made a new account

[final gust]

Ye, funny

[keen parrot]

i went to 2400 in a week!

[primal shore]

I'd say average starting if you are like 14 at least and not brain dead is 500-1000

[boreal cosmos]

Easy

[keen parrot]

yeah thats what i would say too

[primal shore]

You still suck at rapid lol

[livid shore]

idk i was 900-1000 when i started

[humble oracle]

i will go to 2000 overnight

[keen parrot]

your peak is 2300

[boreal cosmos]

No, starting to play chess wont get u 1k

[humble oracle]

trust

[boreal cosmos]

Im 2380 as we speak cc

[primal shore]

I've seen people who I literally just taught the rules to play like a 1000

[final gust]

I made it to 2k ipcf

[humble oracle]

bro tyler1 is literally 1300 and people say its hard to hit 1000

[livid shore]

yeah 1000 i think is a reasonable beginner point if someone has solid critical thinking

[primal shore]

Just blundering a tactic losing a piece instead of not seeing it can be taken, or even just losing a few ponds

[last verge]

ponds

[keen parrot]

ponds

[fallen valley]

ponds

[humble oracle]

ponds

[primal shore]

ponds

[median saffron]

I started at around 1k as well

[final gust]

He played for hours on end, thousands of games. The effort

[boreal cosmos]

🦆

[keen parrot]

i prefer prawns ngl

[last verge]

pongs

[median saffron]

basically this lol

[last verge]

pans

[primal shore]

pawwn nya~

[humble oracle]

ok youre right

[fallen valley]

What is your least favorite opening

[primal shore]

I bet its 1.e4

[humble oracle]

i didnt realise he had almost 3.2k rapids in almost 3 months 💀

[pliant cove]

Knight/E4/Polish Opening

[final gust]

To go from absolute nothing to 1k ain't easy unless you've got some background. Like I created my ac knowing how to mate with 2 rooks it was EZ from there

[humble oracle]

ITS 35 GAMES PER DAY

[boreal cosmos]

Anything dubious, from what i play tho maybe bg5 qa5 semislav cuz i need to memorize many engine lines and i forget them alot

[primal shore]

Bro you suck so bad at rapid lmaooo

[final gust]

He built different

[fallen valley]

Failing to refute bad stuff always hurts 🤕

[pliant cove]

It's good when you playing 1000-2000 elo

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gif-27704419

[boreal cosmos]

I usually refute garbage always

[keen parrot]

yesterday i refuted some trash black move order in the alapin and it felt so good to get a clean win

[pliant cove]

You wanna see?

[primal shore]

What was it

[fallen valley]

Playing Alapin from the black side is my favorite

[peak plank]

why did you say thats your favorite opening then

[pliant cove]

I show u my favorite opening

[keen parrot]

i was white :)

[boreal cosmos]

I like alapin with white

[grim edge]

Alapin w

Never play too quickly - my opponent played in under a second and did this

[boreal cosmos]

Can get some real fights

[keen parrot]

e4 c5 c3 nf6 e5 nd5 nf3 e6 d4 nc6

[grim edge]

legit no one plays nf6 or d5 against alapin

[fallen valley]

Nf6 Alapin feels great from the black side. How is it as white?

[boreal cosmos]

Good

[primal shore]

I wish

[keen parrot]

i play the sideline where you delay d4

[primal shore]

smooth

[humble oracle]

i always play 1.c6 for black no matter if its 1.d4 or 1.e4

[final gust]

Used to, now I just play open. I'm trash at openings. But surprisingly even at 2k ppl still fall for this pawn bait trap in the delayed alapin

[keen parrot]

its pretty solid as white, mainlines too

[humble oracle]

and i hope for a caro or a slav

[peak plank]

why am I so crap at sandtris

[boreal cosmos]

I play different lines

[peak plank]

🥶

[humble oracle]

its the strat

[boreal cosmos]

I playd that watermelon game and got 2700 first try

Not so hard afterall

Maybe cuz im quite good at 2048 also

[peak plank]

2048 - just spam bottom and right until you get lucky

[humble oracle]

this is the best strat bc u have to learn mainly 2openings

[boreal cosmos]

No

[grim edge]

tried 2048 for the first time in a year and got a new best

[peak plank]

❌

[grim edge]

1. g6 more like

[boreal cosmos]

Iirc my best is 100k+

[humble oracle]

it limits theory tho

and i have a higher chance for caro

[boreal cosmos]

No

[humble oracle]

i do

[boreal cosmos]

Agree to disagree

[humble oracle]

people play e4 in this position and its literally a caro

and if c4 its a slav which i also like

[boreal cosmos]

[peak plank]

accelated panov

[humble oracle]

fax

https://tenor.com/view/chess-my-beloved-chess-opening-caro-kann-opening-gif-25222289

[fallen valley]

And then they play Bf4 and your position looks a little dumb

[grim edge]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Someone suggest me a good server nickname

[peak plank]

no

[humble oracle]

im fine with that

[marsh cliff]

hey is it impolite to ping a mod here and ask if they find someones account suspicious

[fallen valley]

Hamlet

[fallen valley]

Yes

[rocky vale]

Caro ultra cringe

[marsh cliff]

thought so

[rocky vale]

[fallen valley]

If you believe an account is suspicious, just report and move on

[humble oracle]

sicilian ultra cringe

[marsh cliff]

yeah its just that he’s in the server

[rocky vale]

Good that I don't play the sicilian!

[lament jacinth]

London is ultra cringe

[marsh cliff]

extremely new account and 2700+ and beat a banned cheater

[final gust]

Caro kicks ass ngl

[fallen valley]

Doesn't matter

[final gust]

Sometimes

[humble oracle]

i know but i hate to face it anyway

[marsh cliff]

horrible take😞

[rocky vale]

Does it though

[humble oracle]

what is a good approach vs sicilian

[peak plank]

open

[humble oracle]

i play open rn

but its intuition more than theory

[final gust]

Open/delayed alapin

[marsh cliff]

just play the open because a lot of anti Sicilian stuff has gone absolutely horrible for me lol

[rocky vale]

I don't understand why you would play the exchange caro as white

[marsh cliff]

because it gives you an equal open game

[final gust]

I used to do it cuz I was lazy to study

[marsh cliff]

as opposed to an annoying closed game

[humble oracle]

i play it as white bc i hate when people do it when i play black

[marsh cliff]

plus its not theory heavy and perfectly fine as long as you dont like poop your pants

[grim edge]

exchange caro leads to a boring game imo

[fallen valley]

How do you play against the Dragon? 🐲

[solid cairn]

Stay mad

[final gust]

Look at a yt video on the Rousseau gambit, thank me later

[grim edge]

sword and armor

[final gust]

Kicks proper ass

Proper

[peak plank]

MAROCZY BINDDDDDDDDD

[humble oracle]

i know it and its not good bruh

[last verge]

maroczy bind if accelerated dragon otherwise i cry

[peak plank]

I love facing it cuz its so easy to punish

[final gust]

Besides the fact that ur technically losing wen u play it, it's still fire

[grim edge]

omg hes my favorite philosopher

[peak plank]

I recently started playing the maroczy bind OTB and I have yet to lose a game in it

[last verge]

bro thinks he made a social contract

[grim edge]

i locked it in 🔥

[last verge]

maybe that's because ur smurfing

[fallen valley]

I DIDN'T SAY ACCEL BRUH

[humble oracle]

evans gambit is 🗿

[marsh cliff]

maroczy bind is the worst fear of a dragon player

[rocky vale]

I hate it with every cell of mine

[marsh cliff]

you really need to know your stuff in the dragon or it smothers you

[humble oracle]

i dont even know lmao

[fallen valley]

Bro is going to play c4 in the mainline Dragon and blunder his e pawn

[last verge]

maroczy bind is my favorite but thats why normal dragon avoids it

[humble oracle]

i loose

[final gust]

It's hard to punish unless u play all the best or <> moves. 8 studied a lot of of engine lines with the Rousseau, ppl don't know it

[peak plank]

d4 and push pawn

[peak plank]

Still

[final gust]

That's what 8 studied

[humble oracle]

i lost to it like once when i was 1400, learned it and never lost to it again

[marsh cliff]

What section of your tournament are you in btw

[peak plank]

hang ur e-pawn

[final gust]

D4 isn't a guaranteed win if ur opponent don't know wat they doing

[peak plank]

Open... also it already finished

[rocky vale]

Today I played a game without mistakes on lichess

[marsh cliff]

ah

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

lichess!??!!

[rocky vale]

TRY DOING THAT ON LICHESS

[rocky vale]

Uhhhhh

[fallen valley]

Sicilian Defense: Open; Dragon; Pixel Gambit

[marsh cliff]

lichess elo try not to be more inflated than Venezuelan currency challenge (impossible)

[peak plank]

They premove g6

[rocky vale]

Lichess puzzles are harder

[peak plank]

it works so well

[marsh cliff]

is it just me or is this position not even that horrible for white

[humble oracle]

how much does lichess elo differ from chess com

[marsh cliff]

about 300 points and it catches up around 2200 i think

[final gust]

Facts

[peak plank]

btw I play f3 there instead of c4 because prins can turn into a marozy

[humble oracle]

i faced like a 2100-2200 lichess otb what would he be on chesscom

[peak plank]

1900

[marsh cliff]

mid 1800?

[final gust]

D4 ain't a guarantee

[rocky vale]

[marsh cliff]

2000 lichess is about 1600 OTB standard if youre a young player

[fallen valley]

Why would you admit to that

Ben Finegold will hunt you

[marsh cliff]

1.f3 goated opening

[humble oracle]

im 1800 cc and 1600 otb in my country

[keen parrot]

[marsh cliff]

lol yeah thats about the equivalent

[peak plank]

ben finegold says never play f6 but not anything about f3 😉

[fallen valley]

He's says never play f3 All the time

[marsh cliff]

playing a 1300 kid in a classical tournament:

but hes 2300 lichess and 9 years old

[keen parrot]

1.g4 e5 2.f3!! guarding the g4 pawn

[peak plank]

bonglord recomends prins so ill take that

[grim edge]

f3 brilliant

[keen parrot]

yeah but bonglord plays c4 e5 nc3 nf6 f4

[humble oracle]

i tried to go for II category (1800) but lost to a 2100cc guy that won that tournament like 3 times already

[final gust]

I'll make my kid a chess prodigy

[marsh cliff]

prepare to be drained of all your money bro

[keen parrot]

fr lmao

[final gust]

I'm literally 800 otb in my country

[marsh cliff]

lmao isnt there a cap at 1000

[rocky vale]

I wouldn't recommend

[peak plank]

ik

[marsh cliff]

in ecf terms i beat 1700-1800 players fairly consistently and am a little underrated in classical i think

[final gust]

I won't force him out nothing. I'll make him want to git gud

[marsh cliff]

i just cant stand tournament halls theres far too much noise

cars outside chairs scraping coughing

[humble oracle]

ill become a cm, my son will become a fm and his son will become a gm our dynasty shall prevail

[marsh cliff]

horrible feeling, and when they come around with those cameras for the website

[final gust]

I wish I had started chess earlier. By now I'd be kicking ass for breakfast on a daily basis

[final gust]

My kid won't have that issue

[humble oracle]

honestly i love going to tournaments bc i meet many fun people

[final gust]

Real

[marsh cliff]

i love the rapid tournament experience

[humble oracle]

standard is cool too

[marsh cliff]

but classical requires such intense focus that its borderline impossible for me to play in a room that isnt completely silent

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93562719569
this is such a me game

[final gust]

I don't got the stamina or attention span

[worn ice]

jup1978 (2475) vs. tilt (2475)

Move List

1. d4 f5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bg5 g6 4. Qd2 Bg7 5. Bh6 O-O 6. h4 Nh5 7. O-O-O d6 8. f3 Ng3 9. Rh3 f4 10. [Rh2] Bxh6 

[grim edge]

Hello

[marsh cliff]

also whats funny about classical is one tiny lapse in focus can lose you a 4+ hour game

[humble oracle]

my 1st tournament was a rapid tournament with a cm 💀 i was like 1300 cc at the time and was playing 2000 otb players

[marsh cliff]

worst feeling of all time

[marsh cliff]

its a canon event to go into the open of a tournament accidentally and get washed

[humble oracle]

but i play only classical now

[humble oracle]

bro i was actually winning most of the rounds and drew a 1800

it was insane at that time for me

[marsh cliff]

my only win in my first open event was against a 1779 who did not win a single game in that event

[humble oracle]

lmao

[marsh cliff]

i was the lowest rated in the field by over 500 points

[humble oracle]

do you play fide?

[marsh cliff]

because it was my second every and i didnt even have a rating

[marsh cliff]

occasionally but my rating is yet to come through for standard

not sure why. ive played 12 games and its been over a month

[humble oracle]

i never played in a fide t ournament

[marsh cliff]

most tournaments here in england are both ecf and fide rated thankfully

ecf exclusive tournaments are usually just rapidplay or team events, sometimes blitz

[humble oracle]

damn i wish i had it like that here

[marsh cliff]

it is annoying to drive to the tournaments though. theyre all down south usually

[humble oracle]

we have either fide or psz/pcf tournaments

[marsh cliff]

my parents usually cant take me to a lot of them so i pounce on any classical tournament 2 months in advance

NO!

we usually dont stay in hotels because its only an hour drive or so

[grim edge]

@viscid jacinth i am gonna start detoxing, wish me luck.

[marsh cliff]

FIDE classical prizes here are about 1.5k

theres also sometimes brilliancy prize type things too

[humble oracle]

and you not even winning anything lmao

[marsh cliff]

Or juniour prizes

[humble oracle]

pounds?

[marsh cliff]

yes

[keen parrot]

you only get paid accommodation if you are a GM or something

OTB chess is a net loss for anyone except the top guys

[humble oracle]

but its like a ton of good players right

[marsh cliff]

accommodation is paid if you were invited i believe

[keen parrot]

you play for experience and fun

[humble oracle]

yeah

[marsh cliff]

yeah usually but it depends on the section

[keen parrot]

well yeah but you need to be a strong player

[marsh cliff]

an U1800 field is of course weaker than the open, but there are the occasional sandbaggers or underrated people who havent played in a few years

[marsh cliff]

tbh not really, especially not in rapid events

[grim edge]

call me impact font the way i make that bottom text

[marsh cliff]

when i was 1400 cc i was still performing well in rapid tournaments

[peak plank]

ok

[keen parrot]

yeah but for the paid accomodation

[glass wren]

[marsh cliff]

3/5 is my sweet spot it seems lmao

[humble oracle]

yall fr made want to play in a tournament rn

ima go next weekend

[marsh cliff]

yeah you need to be a master usually

i love the tournament experience of feeling nauseated up until i play the first move and spending 4 hours to make a draw

Truly one of the chess moments

[dawn yew]

who wants to play checkers

[grim edge]

STOP STEALING MY MEMES VANDAL

[marsh cliff]

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY MEMEMEMEME MEEEEE

[dawn yew]

Fr?

[marsh cliff]

i am fan 3000

[dawn yew]

go to chess stremaing 1

chess streaming 1, the voice chat

[grim edge]

nuh uh it's fun

[dawn yew]

bro left me alone

:((

[dawn yew]

:((((

[marsh cliff]

im sorry i dont even know the rules

[dawn yew]

wdym

[marsh cliff]

im gonna change my name in shame

[dawn yew]

YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES FOR CHECKERS

[marsh cliff]

i know that you have to capture but that game sucks. bridge op

[dawn yew]

I keep saying the f word without realizing it's banned here

[marsh cliff]

the oppressive regime of chess.com doesnt believe in free speech

[dawn yew]

First amendment😔

[fleet sigil]

what you need to say the f word for in a chess website

💀

[keen parrot]

cause i fuxking want to :)

[dawn yew]

to say wtf

or fricking say frick

i fricking want to say frick so bad

[keen parrot]

what the flip !

[primal shore]

what the honk dude

[fleet sigil]

what the bonk

[keen parrot]

ah fudge!

[dawn yew]

we all are gonna get funking timeouted

[keen parrot]

thats a forking shame

[final gust]

Wat does a chess website have to do with it tho? Ppl say the most out of the pocket stuff here all the time

[keen parrot]

and they get muted for it

[dawn yew]

I agree, the freak they want with banning my favorite word

[final gust]

For not talkin abt chess?

[keen parrot]

for saying out of pocket stuff

[fleet sigil]

they get muted for it

[final gust]

Idk if we both mean the same thing we we say out of pocket

[fleet sigil]

we do

[final gust]

Got that

[grand notch]

How do you link discord on the app?

Or does it need to be website only

[restive storm]

"What the heck"

[final gust]

So if I just started talkin abt French fries, I'd get muted?

[keen parrot]

out of pocket = some down bad absurd stuff that you shouldnt be able to say

[dawn yew]

true

[fleet sigil]

huh

[dawn yew]

What the hell

[marsh cliff]

what the fruck do you think we need it for

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1622 (1636 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[final gust]

Oh, weird stuff

[marsh cliff]

why would you want it in any situation

[dawn yew]

to funging be famous

[keen parrot]

no admins online, albert reigns supreme

[final gust]

U tell me mate

@keen parrot UK that feeling wen u talkin to someone and u picking up that they engaging u only outta pity? That dumb feeling

[keen parrot]

not really no

[fleet sigil]

indeed

[final gust]

Hmm

[fleet sigil]

lets ban the f word internationally

[fluid kraken]

Do I have permission to be oily

[grim edge]

i could still win but i ran out of time

[final gust]

How are do I deal with summing like that

[dawn yew]

I guess that is true

[final gust]

Looks like ggs to me

[keen parrot]

dunno man

[final gust]

Ye, she too nice to leave a mf likely me on read

[grim edge]

it is because it's a 5 min game

[marsh cliff]

under fide rules i think this is a draw

[fleet sigil]

9+1

[grim edge]

yeah you talked to her when we were together

[final gust]

Being pitied makes me feel sick
Wats the point of being 2k if u still gonna be looked down upon

[marsh cliff]

man what are you yapping about💀

this was out of nowhere lmao

[grim edge]

👁️ ❤️ 🛢️

[final gust]

Hard to get a pairing

[marsh cliff]

hey guys its me danny rensch

i think I spelled my name correctly

[final gust]

Boy

[marsh cliff]

hi its me “Levy Rozman” . THE ROOOK! or whatever

[final gust]

Exactly

[grim edge]

my boyfriend of 50 years broke up with me. i was devastated. i still am. sigh. i should prob date men when i turn 78

[fleet sigil]

💀

[final gust]

Damn

[fleet sigil]

50 years is crazy

[marsh cliff]

1.f3 e5 2.g4

[marsh cliff]

old round and ready to

[fleet sigil]

🤨

[final gust]

Still waiting for y u asked G

[marsh cliff]

engage in a lovely date where they feed the ducks at the park

[grim edge]

;3

[grim edge]

he owns big boats and said he only has three months to live. i was moved by his story so i dated him

[marsh cliff]

so cute and adorable. Never too old to find love

change your font bro

[final gust]

Been studying chem, I tweaking, my bad

Im*

[grim edge]

something to consider

[marsh cliff]

i know that youre a computer program but i feel a real spark between us. Im 83 years old

[fleet sigil]

im 92 years old

[marsh cliff]

THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

[grim edge]

cool! do you have big boats? until when are you gonna live?

[fleet sigil]

IT IS

[marsh cliff]

I have nine mega yachts which are essentially cities. We live in a hole in the ground

I put a tarp down, no water gets on us

[grim edge]

a little weird and dark, but tell me, do you have at least three months on earth?

[marsh cliff]

My dear, I am in a perpetual state of being near death and being immortal. To state when I am to die, would be as impossible as counting all of the atoms in the universe.

[grim edge]

looks like the meal my ched cooked for me last night

[marsh cliff]

my doctor s say i have 3 week . To live

[nova verge]

Might be

[marsh cliff]

Shits fire 🔥

[grim edge]

hard pass. i am attracted to crinkly men who have big boats and at least three months to live

[nova verge]

My shit does cause my ass to be on fire

[ruby igloo]

be honest how many of you would just take the queen? 😂

[marsh cliff]

Sorry i have like at least a year to live

Autocorrect. please love me

[grim edge]

ping me three months before you leave

[marsh cliff]

its a forced mate even if you take the queen which is very disrespectful lol

[marsh cliff]

before i leave earth?

[grim edge]

yes

[marsh cliff]

@grim edge im having premonitions i think this might be my final few months

[ruby igloo]

oh yeah xD theres nothing he can do anyway other than move his king 💀

[grim edge]

okay we stop now, you will live until youre 90

[marsh cliff]

Im gonna live for a 100 years (soon i will realise i will not see thirty)

i just won a great victory of biblical proportions

[grim edge]

Debate: Do grades define your intelligence? Yes or No and state why

[marsh cliff]

No

a lot of school is a measure of conscientiousness rather than raw intelligence imo

[nocturne elk]

Ayo fellow psychology fan?

[grim edge]

if you will test all the types of intelligence and box it into specific numbers, then yes

[marsh cliff]

i take it at school loo

[nocturne elk]

Ah makes sense, I have hardly encountered ppl using the term “conscientiousness”

[marsh cliff]

school really just wants to teach you how to work hard and organize, which are skills in of themselves, but arent correlated to intelligence

im pretty sure theres actually a slight negative correlation between IQ and conscientiousness but I couldn’t give a source on that

[grim edge]

food

[grim edge]

I've seen very intelligent people waste their potential away alot

[nocturne elk]

Yeah i suppose, but imo, the extent and rates of improvement on grades would be a measure of conscientiousness/ work ethic

Whereas raw performance potential in terms of sheer impressiveness would be limited by intelligence for the most part

[marsh cliff]

intelligent people often tend to be lazy too

[nocturne elk]

this is true for many reasons

[marsh cliff]

also a lot of intelligent people are neurodivergent in some way, especially ADHD which can interfere with being organized for obvious reasojs

[nocturne elk]

💯

[marsh cliff]

it depends on the starting point

[nocturne elk]

bro knows stuff

[marsh cliff]

if you start at 0 and make your way to 65 through a week of hard work, there must also be natural talent too

[nocturne elk]

I agree

[marsh cliff]

but then again the ability to work hard and retain information unwillingly is a talent in of itself

[grim edge]

I don't know how people consistently get A*s in everything

[nocturne elk]

Yup, always awesome to see when someone can work flat out and improve at breakneck pace

Very motivating

[grim edge]

i used to but it felt weird, so i made sure to only get Bs

[marsh cliff]

a combination of high expectations, stress and lack of sleep lol

i get pretty average grades because I really can’t stand revision

[nocturne elk]

Suffering from success

[marsh cliff]

i cant force myself to concentrate on it

[grim edge]

C is a very disliked grade by many people

[frigid parcel]

could be talent too

[grim edge]

C just seems... so... average

[marsh cliff]

i think if you’re talented at literally everything you touch, it goes beyond talent

[nocturne elk]

Do y’all think the term “talent” is essentially referring to“intelligence”?

[marsh cliff]

A* in all subjects without much revision is borderline impossible

[marsh cliff]

Not really

[grim edge]

true

[marsh cliff]

You can be remarkably talented at one thing and a complete moron in the rest of life

[grim edge]

work is proportional to results

[nocturne elk]

What would be the major difference?

[marsh cliff]

the major difference is talent is a measure of raw ability at one subject, whereas intelligence is a broader term used to describe a mixture of mindset, natural talent and hard work

[nocturne elk]

Hmm I think “complete moron” is a bit of a hyperbole though isn’t it?

[marsh cliff]

i suppose so

[grim edge]

people are just naturally better at different things

[marsh cliff]

fischer called kasparov an idiot savant but thats not really appropriate to say because kasparov clearly isnt just a chessplayer

whats interesting to me is high level chess players political views

[nocturne elk]

Okay, I suppose the term talent seems a bit ill-defined in various fields so it is a little confusing

[marsh cliff]

its funny that people deemed conventionally intelligent can have some of the worst takes known to man

[nocturne elk]

Because many ppl refer to different things when talking about talent

[marsh cliff]

talent is natural ability at one particular subject

i think the definition supports that

[nocturne elk]

Yeah mental health conditions can be a fascinating thing that drastically changes things

[grim edge]

debate: talent > hard work?

[nocturne elk]

I think the question is imperfect, both are crucial to be the best in any field 😂

[marsh cliff]

hard work beats talent if talent is lazy

[nocturne elk]

It is a loaded question

[marsh cliff]

i see it as a line

[nocturne elk]

Restricts the possibilities of our answers

[marsh cliff]

talent has a head start but doesnt progress much from it because they feel they shouldnt have to work hard

[grim edge]

I agree

who wants to stream puzzles?

[marsh cliff]

a grinder has an average starting point and slowly will always pass someone naturally talented

[grim edge]

omg, you also have the grindr app? welcome my boi

[nocturne elk]

Similarly, if talented and hardworking, no one will be near that person because they will be in the stratosphere

[marsh cliff]

comes down to a fixed mindset. if the talented individual is willing to work hard, at the same level, they should win over the hard worker

you cant get anywhere with just talent, many talented people go their entire lives without any form of recognition

[nocturne elk]

So the key takeaway is to be born with both 💀

[marsh cliff]

the key takeaway is to work hard on what you naturally enjoy and are good at

natural talent exists so that we all have jobs to do in my opinion

some are born to entertain and some are born to say work on cars

[nocturne elk]

i have always wondered if it is still considered hard work if you love the field

[marsh cliff]

i mean yeah

[nocturne elk]

Because for some of my hobbies I have never considered it effortful

[marsh cliff]

i love chess but opening preparation is still hard work

[grim edge]

I mean it is because it's still effort

[nocturne elk]

Despite spending all of my time

[marsh cliff]

youre still putting effort in and getting results

[nocturne elk]

I would do it even without getting paid or rewarded

[marsh cliff]

hard, effort, work, effort for knowledge or profit

[nocturne elk]

Because the training itself is fun

[grim edge]

that is true passion

[grim edge]

passion

[marsh cliff]

its passion

[nocturne elk]

Ohhh that’s interesting

[grim edge]

passion is fuel to the fire for effort (in a good way)

[marsh cliff]

you’re still working hard but you love it so much it doesnt feel that way

[nocturne elk]

That is such a lucky state of being tbh

[keen parrot]

the queen on a6:

[marsh cliff]

Qxf1 maintains an equalish game but is a nightmare for white to defend

[marsh cliff]

It is

I think it also applies to just playing

If you love to play you will improve and keep your passion ongoing, they build on each other like talent and hard work do

bro is broke now

[grim edge]

watermelon sugar high

[nocturne elk]

Heck yeah compounding and accelerating progress

[marsh cliff]

i have 4 left

[nocturne elk]

😂

[marsh cliff]

what does this mean chat

goodnight. Chat

[grim edge]

react if youre not bad at chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1630 (1636 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[grim edge]

im not bad but im also not spectacular

[sleek oriole]

why dont my super reactions using up when i spend them? i have like infinite amount

[grim edge]

same page bro

[nocturne elk]

Suffering from success

[sleek oriole]

its so annoying

[fleet sigil]

wont be easy for white though

[grim edge]

i thought whites get all the privileges

[cosmic pier]

how do i get streaming perms

[grim edge]

prob you have to spend time in VCs to get the TRUSTED role

[supple imp]

I'm genuinely tweaking after playing brawl stars

It's such a shit game

[grim edge]

hi

[supple imp]

Every 2 fcking seconds hard cc and rushed into

[grim edge]

brawl stars is p2w ngl

[grand notch]

I do

[grim edge]

brawl stars died faster than fall guys

it’s pretty much every supercell game

[supple imp]

Whoever is incharge of balancing this shit game I hope your blood like gets ebola

[grand notch]

4 years ago at least

[grim edge]

the clash royale team

any remember a game called pixel gun 3d? used to be a very popular game back then

[supple imp]

I came back not too long ago to try ut out again when I'm bored

[grim edge]

it’s bad now

[supple imp]

But it's so broken

[grim edge]

i havent played it in ages how is it like

[tepid relic]

Yeah

[grim edge]

P2W

[supple imp]

Clash royale is not really fun

[grim edge]

not surprised tbh

[supple imp]

Royal giant + mini pekka + rage

Tower gone

[tepid relic]

Hell nah

[primal shore]

Coc better the cr

I'd take coc over cr a million times

[tepid relic]

Just defend

[grim edge]

coc is overrated

now clash royale is just "buy our gems to level up your cards"

[grim edge]

Same with coc

you just buy gems

endlessly

[viral epoch]

I love Coc

[primal shore]

@viral epoch I love you

[wide epoch]

hello

[supple imp]

If you get a bad starting hand you're fcked

[grim edge]

all I have to say about coc is M M M M MID

[grim edge]

Bro wants to be in red in bank

[viral epoch]

Lyt

[peak plank]

thats not true

[supple imp]

Still better than cr and brawl stars

[tepid relic]

Aguess, but that happens only once in a blue moon (bad hand + agro player + them having rg rage mini pekka)

[supple imp]

It's the only game from those 3 where you don't experience getting fcked in real time and it happens while you're asleep

[grim edge]

No bro It's better than cr.

[wide epoch]

I speak spanish but I understand English

[tepid relic]

Both can be true at the same time

[grim edge]

Developing and growing a small village is just like raising your child. It leaves people with very good memories.

[last verge]

most useful chessable course

[supple imp]

I haven't played cr in a while but I remember it just wasn't fun anymore

[primal shore]

I've literally made a better course

[grim edge]

coc > cr > lol

[keen parrot]

and you bought it?

[wide epoch]

no se, yo aprendi ingles con duolingo

[grim edge]

chat blåhaj is only 6€/u, what's yout excuse

[primal shore]

@grim edge ily

[keen parrot]

there is an ikea nearby, should i go tmrw and buy one

[tepid relic]

Yeah, it hasn't been fun in a long time
Cuz it's p2w
Few nice things they did was 1,750 million free gold and free champion

[grim edge]

duolingo es basura

[grim edge]

oh alright

[primal shore]

Smölhaj

[grim edge]

ABSO-FREAKINF-LUTELY

[grim edge]

true

[keen parrot]

well i live in sweden so first part is redundant

[grim edge]

smölhaj my beloved

[grim edge]

i love myself too

[supple imp]

Bruh i think I missed something

That's unfortunate

[nocturne elk]

What is that?

[keen parrot]

actually nvm ill wait for the next opportunity to go there

[grim edge]

SALVATION

[primal shore]

I have kiggy laying on me rn

[grim edge]

question is... 2.2 WHEN?!?!?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[grim edge]

NOVEMBER

[primal shore]

I think I'm eep now

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

go eep

[tepid relic]

Free champ is still there
The free gold was when they partnered up with cc

[primal shore]

Nini little tiny people in my phone

[grim edge]

when in november

[nocturne elk]

well what exactly is it lol

[primal shore]

Im unfortunately gonna have to agree

[keen parrot]

nini pixels on my extremely large and expensive monitor

[grim edge]

your entry ticket to heaven

[primal shore]

I'm sorry duck.

[grim edge]

I'll krill u

I have changed to room

rook*

@primal shore i was gonna crochet you smölhaj but now because of that i won't

remove the "t" in every english word

ea

omao

balls

[tepid relic]

' 'he bri' 's drank ' 'i all

[keen parrot]

im shiing in he oile

[grim edge]

Ima pu down he ea

I've already gotten timed out bc of that

[tepid relic]

Good o know

[grim edge]

it's fun to 🦐 ppl tho

Toy Story

dash destroyer

[grim edge]

geometry dash

btw my blåhaj's name is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interstellar, I am Legend

[keen parrot]

🇷🇸 📽️

[grim edge]

and it's pronounced \AAAAAAGGHHH\