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keen parrot
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my dad went to buy microwave pizzas hope he comes back

drowsy crest
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I eat dem meat idc Shrugdge

solar crest
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i like milk!

drowsy crest
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as a matter of fact I will eat 2 so that you dont make a difference

solar crest
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milk is tasty, especially cow's milk

trail prism
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Vegetarian pizza is good but man tofu and fake meat in pizza are not good

green furnace
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Water 💧

solar crest
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i like vegetables on my pizza,

trail prism
solar crest
trail prism
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I'ma go out a shirt on started getting cold

grim edge
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EAT MEAT

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YOU DONT NEED PLANTS

raven dock
tired ermine
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Hi

raven dock
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sup

trail prism
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Yes

raven dock
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learn chess

graceful lintel
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25% is enough to become GM

raven dock
trail prism
raven dock
trail prism
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Master of all ducks

raven dock
trail prism
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1s

raven dock
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its been 10s

trail prism
raven dock
trail prism
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I made a mess cooking need to clean up , bye 0./

last verge
grim edge
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Pretty much lol

glass carbon
flint junco
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tf2

glass carbon
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women. ☕

dawn yew
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Men 🍵

grim edge
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men 🥺

flint junco
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men

dawn yew
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men 🫦

flint junco
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lmfao women aren’t real

glass carbon
flint junco
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i’m not real

fiery beacon
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Men 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

grand shore
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anyone wanna play some rapid

flint junco
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just a speck of your imagination

dawn yew
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Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

dawn yew
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Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.

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Lmao

glass carbon
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sounds legit.

novel mica
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takes takes take

novel mica
dawn yew
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yeah look in your dms I sent you my bank info

glass carbon
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wo"man", "lad"ies, Fe"male"

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wow, women rly do not exist

dawn yew
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they do tho

glossy radish
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😔

dawn yew
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I got proof

nova verge
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Heyo! Good morning

glossy radish
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lies

glass carbon
glossy radish
nova verge
novel mica
novel mica
graceful lintel
novel mica
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women are axiom

dawn yew
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Is it legal

glass carbon
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women are men in disguise, they just like the word wo instead of using "fake men"

nova verge
glossy radish
nova verge
drowsy crest
nova verge
novel mica
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future gm

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i see the potential

drowsy crest
glass carbon
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court ajourned, women are fake 🚫

nova verge
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And future poker player

drowsy crest
glass carbon
glossy radish
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damn

drowsy crest
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I wanna be there so bad

nova verge
novel mica
novel mica
drowsy crest
nova verge
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

graceful lintel
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🥶🙏🔥🗣️🗣️

drowsy crest
fluid mulch
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Its the white houseKEKW

nova verge
drowsy crest
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yo that black guy coming towards me with an ak 47 you?

nova verge
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That’s James the gardener

drowsy crest
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oh

drowsy crest
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why is he aiming at me

novel mica
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did i come too fast?

nova verge
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R u walking on the lawn?

novel mica
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(:

keen parrot
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hi chat

novel mica
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fobby tryna fake bobby

drowsy crest
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why, also he is asking me something

remote fractal
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hi tilt

graceful lintel
novel mica
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i cant stand this!!

glossy radish
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hi vimun

drowsy crest
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"state your purpose"

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what do I say?

keen parrot
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hello mel and v

drowsy crest
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he is starting a countdown

nova verge
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To see sunshine ☀️

remote fractal
drowsy crest
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I am getting down as unity said

glossy radish
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zaijian i’m off to sleep

graceful lintel
keen parrot
fiery beacon
drowsy crest
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yeah

novel mica
drowsy crest
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the first one

graceful lintel
drowsy crest
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THEY ARE OPEN FIRING AT ME

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BRO HIS MOM AINT CHILL

remote fractal
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just dodge

desert hull
drowsy crest
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YO TELL YO MOM ITS ME

flint junco
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hello

drowsy crest
# desert hull

rare picture of biden actually opening his eye to its fullest potential

novel mica
drowsy crest
grim edge
keen parrot
novel mica
grim edge
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Hi

fiery beacon
novel mica
drowsy crest
flint junco
drowsy crest
novel mica
keen parrot
drowsy crest
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hol up, tilt is making sense for once thonk

fiery beacon
novel mica
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whats my gif doing on discord 😤

trail prism
fallen valley
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I don't think this is correct

keen parrot
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💀

trail prism
coral hatch
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Hello chess nerds.

keen parrot
coral hatch
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How is your chess life treating you today?

fallen valley
coral hatch
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Little Putin. He he.

fallen valley
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Very similar

trail prism
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I died

flint junco
trail prism
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Oh so u practically dead meat

keen parrot
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valid

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i mean its like morning for you

trail prism
jade crow
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Top satisfying moments

grand shore
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damn bruh

tight lily
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yeah pretty

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but for 500-999 thats still impressive lol

worn iceBOT
# grand shore omg!! https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/93529155707?tab=review&move=51&ta...
galaksus (2184) vs. Turtle-Tickler (2196)

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Move List
1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. e3 Nf6 4. Nc3 e6 5. Nf3 Nbd7 6. Qc2 Bd6 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Bd3 O-O 9. g4 Re8 10. g5 Ne4 11. Nxe4 dxe4 12. Bxe4 g6 13. Bd2 c5 14. h4 cxd4 15. Nxd4 Nc5 16. Bd5 Bf8 17. Qc4 Nd3+ 18. Kf1 Ne5 19. Qb3 a5 20. a4 Ra6 21. f4 Rb6 22. Qa2 Rxb2 23. Bxf7+ Nxf7 24. Qxb2 Qd5 25. Kf2 Bc5 26. h5 Nxg5 27. fxg5 Rf8+ 28. Ke2 Bg4+ 29. Kd3 Bf5+ 30. Ke2 Qg2+ 31. Kd1 Qxh1+ 32. Be1 Bb4 33. Qe2 Bg4 34. Qxg4 Qxe1+ 35. Kc2 Qxa1 36. Qe6+ Rf7 37. hxg6 Qc3+ 38. Kb1 hxg6 39. Qxg6+ Kf8 40. Qh6+ Ke8 41. Qe6+ Be7 42. Qh3 Qd3+ 43. Ka2 Rf2+ 44. Ka1 Qa3+ 45. Kb1 Qb2# 
grand shore
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bro what

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well

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my aim was to share a stupid brilliant but alr

desert hull
jade crow
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No praise me rn not you

outer sentinel
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i only got one great move and one brilliant for that :(

jade crow
halcyon carbon
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gmtitle @halcyon carbon

outer sentinel
desert hull
grand shore
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sexiest way to win the game for white

drowsy crest
bright glade
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orang

fierce rivet
tight lily
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otbs are really useful for improving chess

drowsy crest
grim edge
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orang

tight lily
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suddenly i started to focus more and play more accuretaly

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rather than doing stupid sacs

grand shore
drowsy crest
desert hull
outer sentinel
grand shore
fierce rivet
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Rxf5 Bxf5 and then what? Rf1?

halcyon carbon
grand shore
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to prepare for second rook sac

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what

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Rxf5 Kg6?

tight lily
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i accuse myself for cheating how am i this good today asdgfhbfg

grand shore
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black can't play Kg6

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Rxf5 Bxf5 Rf1 Kg6 is impossible

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Ne4+ works in this position and is best

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doesn't really matter tbf

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white is immensely winning

keen parrot
grand shore
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yeah

keen parrot
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ne4 ke7 bg5

grand shore
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but Rxf5 is what 1968 me played

bright glade
keen parrot
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lmao

grand shore
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ended up being a beautiful king chase

worn iceBOT
# grand shore ended up being a beautiful king [chase](<https://www.chess.com/game/live/6822198...
Turtle-Tickler (1968) vs. Bigdaddydog (1941)

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Move List
1. e4 c6 2. d4 d6 3. Nf3 Nd7 4. Be3 e6 5. Qd2 Ne7 6. Nc3 a6 7. Be2 Qc7 8. O-O-O b5 9. d5 cxd5 10. exd5 e5 11. Ne4 Ng6 12. g3 Be7 13. h4 h5 14. Nfg5 Nf6 15. f4 Bf5 16. Bf3 Ng4 17. Bxg4 Bxg4 18. Rdf1 f5 19. Ne6 Qc4 20. N4g5 Bf6 21. b3 Qc8 22. Qa5 Bd8 23. Nxg7+ Ke7 24. Qd2 Kf6 25. N7e6 a5 26. fxe5+ dxe5 27. [Rxf5+] Bxf5 28. Rf1 a4 29. Rxf5+ Kxf5 30. Qf2+ Nf4 31. gxf4 e4 32. Qg3 axb3 33. Qh3+ Kg6 34. f5+ Kf6 35. Bd4+ Ke7 36. f6+ Ke8 37. f7+ Kd7 38. Nc5+ Kc7 39. Qg3+ Kb6 40. Qd6+ Ka5 41. Bc3+ b4 42. Nxb3+ Kb5 43. Qxb4+ Ka6 44. Qa4+ Kb7 45. Qb5+ Bb6 46. Na5+ Ka7 47. Nc6+ Kb7 48. Bd4 Ra6 49. Ne6 Rf8 50. Nc5+ Ka8 51. Nxa6 Bxd4 52. Qa4 Rxf7 53. Nc5+ 
grand shore
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bro

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pressing that arrow key was so annoying

thorny lake
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happy diwali

celest shoal
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Happy diwali everyone

thorny lake
celest shoal
trail prism
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Guys I got a chest and pump :D

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Feels nice

grim edge
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happy diwali

graceful lintel
worn iceBOT
grim edge
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yo should I learn the dutch defense against 1.d4

graceful lintel
keen parrot
grim edge
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my main against d4 is the king’s indian and I don’t like it

keen parrot
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also happy diwali everyone

celest shoal
grim edge
keen parrot
faint geyser
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I’ve found those to be quite fun and good

worldly meteor
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Does anyone have premium here

grim edge
glossy radish
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morning children

grim edge
keen parrot
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i should probably not say that

grim edge
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LMFAO

rare shuttle
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Good morning/night son

keen parrot
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good morning v

glossy radish
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probably not

fringe spruce
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i am good at ches😆

grim edge
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You’re lucky I didn’t SS 😭

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Scotch is ass

worldly meteor
keen parrot
grim edge
fringe spruce
grim edge
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King’s indian attack KEKW

drowsy crest
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kayden is that you?

grim edge
faint geyser
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What elo are you?

glossy radish
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heujekd

rare shuttle
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Evan gambit

faint geyser
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Don’t use a opening then opening principles

grim edge
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average is 600-700 actually

coral igloo
graceful lintel
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I ain't no way

faint geyser
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Wait till at least like 800 till you learn a opening

rare shuttle
graceful lintel
grim edge
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you talking about the average gotham viewer’s elo then you’d be correct

faint geyser
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Cause you need to learn opening principles first

grim edge
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step one

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develop ur pieces

grim edge
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step 2: don’t hang the f**king queen

graceful lintel
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Why did u disconnected ur account NOOOO BRUHNOOO waaah

grim edge
trail prism
rare shuttle
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And the king also

grim edge
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iirc

grim edge
graceful lintel
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Nice elo tbh

worn iceBOT
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rapid Rapid: 1357 (1623 peak)
blitz Blitz: 974 (1046 peak)
bullet Bullet: 1037 (1093 peak)

trail prism
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I just offer draw when rook b1 cuz dude wth

grim edge
grim edge
rare shuttle
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Before you learn an opening you must know how to do scholars mate

worldly meteor
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/profile

grim edge
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dropped 300 elo

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9 months

grim edge
worn iceBOT
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rapid Rapid: 1359 (1420 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1068 (1159 peak)
bullet Bullet: 702 (760 peak)

graceful lintel
worn iceBOT
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rapid Rapid: 1603 (1652 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1213 (1428 peak)
bullet Bullet: 842 (849 peak)

grim edge
grim edge
trail prism
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I think I'ma start using cc again as my main website to play on

grim edge
frigid compass
worn iceBOT
rare shuttle
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Be alert woth ur chess pieces and make sure you dont hang it

frigid compass
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thas crazy

grim edge
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learn principles

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step 1: develop ur pieces

trail prism
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Don't hang ur queen

fallen valley
grim edge
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step 2: hang ur king, not the queen

graceful lintel
silver patio
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guys, thoughts on the queens gambit show? and is it appropriate for a 14 year old to watch?

grim edge
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step 3: win by resignation

trail prism
rare shuttle
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That it will make ur rating increase a lot cus those 400 elo players also hangs pieces

grim edge
graceful lintel
grim edge
trail prism
worldly meteor
grim edge
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it’s not banned if they consent to the rematch

frigid compass
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ayo guys it's magnus💀

graceful lintel
trail prism
coral igloo
graceful lintel
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
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My highest is like 11 or 13 💀BRUHNOOO in rapid

trail prism
graceful lintel
keen parrot
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cheaters are pretty common idk what's so special

coral igloo
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Where y'all from? (🇸🇾 but I live in🇶🇦 )

keen parrot
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unless they are in this server just report and move on

rare shuttle
trail prism
worn iceBOT
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rapid Rapid: 1359 (1420 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1068 (1159 peak)
bullet Bullet: 702 (760 peak)

graceful lintel
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ok

keen parrot
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
trail prism
worldly meteor
worn iceBOT
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rapid Rapid: 537 (584 peak)
blitz Blitz: 486 (599 peak)

frigid compass
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bro somebody stop this guyKEKW

graceful lintel
grim edge
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3:

graceful lintel
rare shuttle
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Guys what's the rating diffrence in chess.com and lichess?

trail prism
peak plank
grim edge
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romanians in chat react

trail prism
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Pg6 Qg6 ?

graceful lintel
frigid compass
trail cliff
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for me personally its opening theory

worldly meteor
graceful lintel
grim edge
frigid compass
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@fallen valley thanks mister man

worldly meteor
rare shuttle
graceful lintel
trail prism
trail cliff
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opening theory and doing puzzles on basic attacking manuevers such as pins, discovered attacks

grim edge
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
rare shuttle
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
grim edge
worldly meteor
grim edge
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I presume you’re like 1700

graceful lintel
grim edge
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
graceful lintel
rare shuttle
worldly meteor
graceful lintel
flint junco
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gross

trail cliff
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why would people play on lichess, isnt it harder to do analysis, and you cant premove?

worldly meteor
trail cliff
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but only 1 move right

keen parrot
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premise premiove

flint junco
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idk

graceful lintel
flint junco
coral igloo
keen parrot
worldly meteor
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Anyone have premium here

keen parrot
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stable jungleBOT
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graceful lintel
potent merlin
trail cliff
worldly meteor
worn iceBOT
coral igloo
graceful lintel
potent merlin
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Explebatuon💀

keen parrot
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osu world cup on the tv 🔥

potent merlin
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That's kinda what it is reallyKEKW

rare shuttle
keen parrot
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we gettin out of the basement with this one

graceful lintel
flint junco
trail cliff
keen parrot
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indonesia is out rip, lost to germany a few hrs ago

graceful lintel
keen parrot
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wait im stupid nvm

rare shuttle
worldly meteor
coral igloo
frigid compass
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that's what im aiming for

coral igloo
coral igloo
trail cliff
frigid compass
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not that hard

coral igloo
peak plank
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Just use lichess

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Lichess has free stuff

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Free analysis, free insights, plus a better study feature and puzzles

coral igloo
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Yea

keen parrot
coral igloo
compact mantle
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Cc is where I play dumb stuff

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And experiment

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Lc I play my regular repertoire

coral igloo
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Well I don't have premium so Lichess for studying

compact mantle
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Also lc puzzles

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Are better

coral igloo
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Yea

trail cliff
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yeah i guess lichess is pretty much just as good for studying..

coral igloo
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Yep

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You do that

trail cliff
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thanks for the advice @peak plank

dawn yew
coral igloo
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I'ma study for my tournament tommorow

dawn yew
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NO WAY

coral igloo
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HOLLOW KNIGHT DRIP

dawn yew
potent merlin
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Me getting cc premium was 90% for lessons and video library

coral igloo
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Yea it sounds SUS af but it's actually really important

neon parrot
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Is 1314 rating bad

coral igloo
peak plank
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If FIDE then it's ok

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If national rating then it's OK

neon parrot
peak plank
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If chess.ckm then it's kinda yikes

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If it's lichess....

coral igloo
peak plank
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We all have to start somewhere, I know

keen parrot
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blitz at least

peak plank
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Ain't lasagna 1300 FIDE?

keen parrot
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yeah

peak plank
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💀

keen parrot
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he is about 1300 strength i would say KEKW

neon parrot
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So, I'm a pretty good player at 1300

peak plank
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Ehhh

coral igloo
peak plank
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This is FIDEs rating distribution chart

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1300 is on the lower side

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Technically, as I said, we all gotta start somewhere

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But we start lower

neon parrot
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Bro, The people who play on FIDE are good chess players at the first place

peak plank
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We don't count patzers

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That's not even chess

keen parrot
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he has a point pixel

neon parrot
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Most people are patzers then

keen parrot
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most people are 1200 before even playing a fide rated game

peak plank
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Ain't it easier to get FIDE the lower rated you are?

neon parrot
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FIDE is for the chess players that have chess experience and they want to play chess seriously

peak plank
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Comparing it to chess com doesn't seem right either though

tired ermine
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Hi. Is it true that you have to memorize more than 1000 different known strategies to become good at chess?

peak plank
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Many people play on chess.com just a single time every month and somehow that counts

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Why would you memorize 1000 different stategies

neon parrot
grim edge
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hi chat

neon parrot
peak plank
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Also are there even 1000 different strategies?

viscid jacinth
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Hello

grim edge
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im gonna b silly. 1. f3

neon parrot
peak plank
peak plank
viscid jacinth
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You will not see me after this message. I am going on a dopamine detox for 14 days. Will miss you all.

peak plank
neon parrot
onyx steeple
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Lily bot is bad enough I feel I have a chance but good enough I end up losing anyway : 0/3 so far and the same score to my self-esteem for the relentless barrage of insults: LOL.

keen parrot
neon parrot
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Than you thought

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?

keen parrot
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no that's decent

neon parrot
rustic yarrow
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ay i just got my first game that i didnt blunder in lol

keen parrot
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the hard part is improving further

neon parrot
rustic yarrow
neon parrot
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😡

neon parrot
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rustic yarrow
neon parrot
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Guys I just realized this is like a blunder
❓ ❓
blunder

rustic yarrow
neon parrot
rustic yarrow
neon parrot
rustic yarrow
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so i think is started around there

neon parrot
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NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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REACHIT!!!!!!!!

dawn yew
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I stubbed my ankle in the door

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really hard

rustic yarrow
dawn yew
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It's bleeding

neon parrot
neon parrot
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USE YOUR GODAM BRAIN

dawn yew
wind vector
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I’m trying 😭😭

dawn yew
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YOU'RE RIGHT

rustic yarrow
dawn yew
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I SHOULD JUST THINK

rustic yarrow
dawn yew
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How do you not know that it's broken

swift roost
rustic yarrow
dawn yew
swift roost
#

yeah

neon parrot
rustic yarrow
dawn yew
#

to think

neon parrot
glossy radish
#

weewoo

dawn yew
#

Is it considered bad manners to think on your opponent's turn?

#

The impetus behind this post comes from a rapid game that I've just played. Allow me to paint you a picture with words. I've been maintaining a clear advantage since the very beginning (yes, I played white) and by the end of the game I enjoyed a healthy +1.3 strategic superiority according to neural net analysis. There was only one problem. By move 12 I was down to seconds whereas my opponent had actually more time than when we started.

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Naturally, as soon as the game ended (I lost, despite better play and clear advantage) I questioned my opponent on the use of engines. I won't repeat the answer, but its intellectual level reaffirmed my suspicions that foul play was involved. Finally, I was able to make him reveal what I already knew. It would've been impossible to find answers to the moves I played within the scant seconds of his own time that he used. No.

neon parrot
keen parrot
dawn yew
#

He thought on my time.

My blood boiled. I immediately ceased communications with the aforementioned individual and opened a channel with the administrative staff of Lichess to inform them of what had transpired -- on their own site no less! Then I also passed the news to che*s.com people, just in case (answer pending from both).

rustic yarrow
dawn yew
#

Still, my fingers tremble even as I'm writing these words.

The beauty of chess doesn't just lie in the people who play it. It's a game of perfect information. At any moment of the game each player is aware of the placement of all the pieces, how they were moved, and how much time they have left. That's right, time. The resources available to the players aren't just limited to the pieces.

neon parrot
jaunty nymph
#

Whats your typing speed man?

dawn yew
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But when one starts to use their opponent's time, chess ceases to be a game of perfect information. One of the resources becomes ephemeral. How am I to know how much time my opponent has left? Looking at their clock will give me no information if they can use my own time at will.

Using your opponent's time is no different than using your opponent's pieces.

rustic yarrow
dawn yew
jaunty nymph
#

Holy cow

neon parrot
#

Guys I figured this out. How to make yuhuv get from 200 to 2000?
Just tell chess.com to add a zero

cyan yarrow
#

Yoo I'm at my peak in rapid, blitz, and bullet rn

grim edge
dawn yew
glossy radish
dawn yew
jaunty nymph
#

Weeewo

keen parrot
#

weewoo

grim edge
jaunty nymph
#

Weewo

cyan yarrow
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Crazy

jaunty nymph
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Weewo?

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Awww man

neon parrot
#

Just one click

cyan yarrow
cyan yarrow
#

Fudge

peak plank
dawn yew
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I don't think at all while playing chess

cyan yarrow
#

Oh. Why is it both then

glossy radish
#

beep

dawn yew
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on anyone's time

dawn yew
cyan yarrow
#

Uhh

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Ok then

neon parrot
dawn yew
cyan yarrow
dawn yew
#

Memorize all possible positions and the best move in each of them

neon parrot
cyan yarrow
#

You say its better to memorize EVERYTHING?

arctic scarab
#

bing bong

neon parrot
# peak plank

KEKW Exactly
Getting to 1000 is just getting your brain to think, after that, you need some tactics

peak plank
#

you dony need to think to get to 1k

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or at least not much

dawn yew
#

guess y'all are just bad at memorizing stuff

peak plank
#

you do need to think to get to any rating

dawn yew
#

I can easily beat anyone here

peak plank
#

idrc

cyan yarrow
peak plank
cyan yarrow
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It might be true for you but for someone sub 1k there's a lotta thinking

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Because they're... not good at chess

dawn yew
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I wish I could get to 100

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1000 :(.

cyan yarrow
#

Same. 100 is where its at

grim edge
keen parrot
peak plank
dawn yew
cyan yarrow
neon parrot
peak plank
#

You could get to 1000, doesnt mean you will

dawn yew
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If I can I will

cyan yarrow
dawn yew
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Bro but the +8 elo is too slow

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uhhhhh

rustic yarrow
swift roost
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gg

cyan yarrow
#

Play 1900s and you'll get tons and be 1k in no time

worn iceBOT
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dawn yew
#

To get to 1000 I need to win 43 games in a row without losing

rustic yarrow
peak plank
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or win 43 games vs a similarly rated opponent including wins - losses

cyan yarrow
#

@peak plank is this ur main acc?

peak plank
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Nah

cyan yarrow
#

Ah

grim edge
dawn yew
#

in average each game has 40 moves

solemn ivy
grim edge
dawn yew
#

I'd need to play 1720

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MOVES

grim edge
#

i resign by move 20

cyan yarrow
peak plank
swift roost
glossy radish
dawn yew
peak plank
dawn yew
#

25 average then 1075 moves

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If each move i need to think for atleast 3 seconds

peak plank
#

I have roughly 25k games on my account

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minus 20k

cyan yarrow
peak plank
#

I have about 7k games in total ig

grim edge
#

Chess is when pieces move on a board

grim edge
dawn yew
#

How much to think then

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7?

peak plank
grim edge
#

just take average game length

cyan yarrow
peak plank
#

Instant 1k

dawn yew
#

10 minutes for a game

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in average

cyan yarrow
peak plank
keen parrot
#

😭

dawn yew
#

I won't play bullet

cyan yarrow
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^good idea

peak plank
#

blitz

keen parrot
dawn yew
cyan yarrow
#

Play rapid for improvement

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No bullet or anything slower than 5 min blitz

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No reason a sub 1k should be playing anything but rapid for anything but fun

peak plank
dawn yew
#

how do I learn theory

cyan yarrow
#

You don't need theory

peak plank
dawn yew
#

Pixel said I should

peak plank
cyan yarrow
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Not at like 800. Blunders should be looked at wayyyyy more than theory

peak plank
#

I made it so its 100% pixel approved

cyan yarrow
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Learn theory once you know how openings work

grim edge
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pls learn theory

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at least theory for the mainlines

peak plank
#

theory was what got me to 1200 super super fast

grim edge
#

i beat a international master using theory

cyan yarrow
#

We got too many people who know one Sicilian line sub 1k who only play that and lose when anything else comes up

grim edge
#

at least when i play alapin they just play a sideline that isnt very accurate

peak plank
#

do you not see the analysis

dawn yew
peak plank
#

bruh

grim edge
#

analyze game

dawn yew
#

Ohhh there's text

cyan yarrow
peak plank
#

wtf do you mean. its just a game

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its not even a game....

cyan yarrow
#

Bro is really asking an 800 to learn opening lines

peak plank
#

the reason you are 800 is because you dont know openings

grim edge
#

if ur 800 you should learn the mainlines of the openings you play and especially the critical lines

dawn yew
#

i'm not 800 tho

cyan yarrow
#

No its because they hang 93 pieces in 15 moves

peak plank
#

600 and 800 are the same thing

grim edge
#

true

safe acorn
#

Whut

peak plank
grim edge
#

800s just know a bit more opening

safe acorn
cyan yarrow
safe acorn
dawn yew
#

Like

peak plank
dawn yew
#

Openings are like develop?

safe acorn
#

Yea

peak plank
#

"possible combonations" is not the same

safe acorn
#

After 6 moves

peak plank
#

possible combonations have some very stupid blunders

drowsy crest
cyan yarrow
#

But we got people suggesting critical lines. Play a simple opening and study where to put your pieces

peak plank
#

what the hell is wrong with learning theory

dawn yew
#

Pixel I don't understand what I do with the link

grim edge
#

i mean like if you for example play two knights defense you should at least learn the fried liver mainlines

peak plank
cyan yarrow
#

At 800, you don't need it as desperately as 90 other things

peak plank
#

its not a game

dawn yew
wide plank
#

hey

cyan yarrow
#

Bruh I said 90 for effect. Its blunders, opening principles, and blunders again

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And ofc blunders

drowsy crest
# peak plank name 10.

knight vs bishop, pawn structure, how the knight moves, rook on 7th, centre acquisition, centre importance, building an attack, tactical patterns, best position for pieces, importance of castling

peak plank
drowsy crest
cyan yarrow
#

Uhhh nooo

grim edge
#

openings probably more important than knight v bishop

peak plank
drowsy crest
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dawn yew
peak plank
cyan yarrow
#

Those are things you can build a strong foundation off of. Theory is not

drowsy crest
arctic heart
grim edge
#

learning theory is kinda underrated imo

drowsy crest
#

no point of a good opening if you dont know shit about middle game and end game

cyan yarrow
#

You have to think like a beginner. Do they do better being taught how to find the right moves. Or with moves being shoved down their throats to remember that they don't understand.

peak plank
arctic heart
peak plank
#

it makes the middlegame easy

drowsy crest
arctic heart
dawn yew
#

I should think better

peak plank
#

middlegame tech is what is devloped over time.

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you dont simply learn that

drowsy crest
cyan yarrow
peak plank
drowsy crest
#

let us assume that our opponent is in posession of a brain

grim edge
#

i mean if ur a noob you dont need to buy a lifetime reperetoire course and grind 20 moves of prep but at least understand ur opening, and know the mainlines and traps

peak plank
arctic heart
arctic heart
cyan yarrow
drowsy crest
#

wait

peak plank
#

I have not played this game for 5 years

drowsy crest
#

no I replied to the wrong message

#

yeah but still you get the point Shrugdge

drowsy crest
peak plank
#

you created your account one year after I did.

cyan yarrow
drowsy crest
#

true but look at how much progress I made for another year lol

grim edge
#

everyone is so scared of me in rated hyperbullet smh

arctic heart
#

i'm starting to think that chess is more about either being gifted or spending hours daily on the game

drowsy crest
#

i was on a train and the guy next to me was playing chess 💀

peak plank
#

actually, no, even less

peak plank
drowsy crest
#

I had no real experience

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when i started playing seriously I dropped to 400 lmao

peak plank
#

if you dont learn the general plans its doesnt count as learning an opening

cyan yarrow
drowsy crest
#

thats where I actually started

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btw pixel

peak plank
drowsy crest
#

do you know najdorf sicillian?

peak plank
#

I know of it

drowsy crest
#

like how to play it and stuff

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main lines, side lines and stuff

peak plank
#

I understand the plans

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and ideas

arctic heart
#

there are more sicillian variations than Grandmasters in the world

drowsy crest
#

switching from italian and carokann to ruy and sicillian

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part of the reason why i dropped back to 1300s 💀

cyan yarrow
#

Pain inside me

drowsy crest
peak plank
#

think twice

modest swan
peak plank
#

also if you dont want me to use the iwki

arctic heart
fallen valley
# drowsy crest main lines, side lines and stuff

If you're interested in playing the Najdorf correctly, you're going to need a course. There's really no way around it. There are an immense amount of ideas and plans within the Najdorf and there is no simple way to learn them

cyan yarrow
peak plank
#

then I can look for FIDE

keen parrot
peak plank
keen parrot
#

alapin alone has 100+

drowsy crest
arctic heart
#

i read on the chess website there was like 1000 active gms

peak plank
#

"arent named" doesnt count

fierce rivet
#

ugh such pain

peak plank
#

anyone can blunder a rook and call that new theory

keen parrot
#

they are still variations?

fallen valley
rough ruin
arctic heart
peak plank
peak plank
cyan yarrow
fierce rivet
#

I know i'm higher than 1200 rapid. I know I am. I play better than these people. I just played a beautiful attack but couldn't find the win

grim edge
keen parrot
#

so you make your own arbitrary definition so that you can be right, whatever man

arctic heart
#

they did tho

drowsy crest
#

I am just gonna take my 1400 role back

peak plank
fallen valley
peak plank
#

just because it comes from that doesnt mean its a valid varation

drowsy crest
#

I HATE BERLIN VARIATION IN RUY

drowsy crest
keen parrot
#

put it like this, how many variations are there in the marshall?

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its not one, because it's all called marshall

peak plank
arctic heart
#

i have seen book moves up to 12 so there are definitely a lot of variations

fallen valley
cyan yarrow
#

I figure I'll drop what I play here: Vienna, Fantasy, Smith morra, KID, d4Nf6Bf4c5, Orthoschnapp, and scotch Intermezzo variation. Yes they're very weird for the most part.

fallen valley
peak plank
keen parrot
#

im not a sicilian expert or a theory expert in general, but i could easily name 100 in the alapin

#

and that's far from the main theory in the sicilian

fallen valley
arctic heart
arctic heart
#

not counting double pawn moves or different moves to be made

peak plank
arctic heart
peak plank
#

or well, scillian

fallen valley
fierce rivet
#

rating is only a measure of ability to convert a game. One can be A LOT better than his rating bracket, but because of a lack of ability to convert, the rating doesn't go up

cyan yarrow
fierce rivet
#

The position was -22

arctic heart
peak plank
cyan yarrow
fallen valley
fierce rivet
#

yeah but they cannot find the moves that i found in this game

thick dawn
#

who tryna play

#

im 700 elo

cyan yarrow
#

Instead of being just "oops my knight and my bishop and my queen"

grim edge
thick dawn
grim edge
thick dawn
#

JOIN UP IF UR GOOD

cyan yarrow
peak plank
grim edge
arctic heart
grim edge
cyan yarrow
tepid relic
grim edge
fierce rivet
#

not sure how to upload images into discord, so i can't really show you the final position

cyan yarrow
peak plank
fierce rivet
#

by being better than one's opponent

fallen valley
peak plank
#

you cant see me right now but I am faceplaming

tepid relic
fierce rivet
#

well i don't have permission to upload anything here so

drowsy crest
#

guys dont play chess when you havent slept

peak plank
#

im sick rn ig

drowsy crest
#

you might end up losing 50 something elo

keen parrot
#

papa ticulat is good as a surprise weapon but black can get you into an advanced where you have played the awkward b3 Bb2

fallen valley
cyan yarrow
#

I might have to look into that

glossy radish
#

boop

viral epoch
#

Ha

arctic heart
#

btw if y'all do the duolingo lessons you get 1 month of free chess.com premium

arctic heart
viral epoch
arctic heart
#

i think

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maybe 30

thick dawn
peak plank
#

ok 30 them

earnest cipher
#

Is this server good

peak plank
#

I forgot the number ig

peak plank
arctic heart
drowsy crest
arctic heart
#

or less

earnest cipher
#

Nice

arctic heart
earnest cipher
#

Is there a way to get image perms in general

earnest cipher
drowsy crest
arctic heart
drowsy crest
#

sup

earnest cipher
#

It is a female

keen parrot
arctic heart
earnest cipher
#

Hi vimun

arctic heart
#

Medusa is a women indeed

keen parrot
#

hello realoro

earnest cipher
#

Why no image perms

arctic heart
#

use /trusted

earnest cipher
#

Sucky wucky server

#

/trusted

grim edge
#

Guess what I'm going to say....

keen parrot
arctic heart
#

for image perms so you can send cool stuff

keen parrot
grim edge
keen parrot
#

bruh its freezing out and isolation in my room is garbage

earnest cipher
#

I said f uck and it said "this can't be posted because it contains content blocked by this server"

keen parrot
#

so i have to wear a sweater indoor

earnest cipher
#

I'm leaving bye

grim edge
arctic heart
grim edge
fierce rivet
#

if i connect my chesscom account is it possible to hide my rating?

arctic heart
clever quest
#

I don't think so

worn iceBOT
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keen parrot
grim edge
#

Yeah I don't think you can hide it

grim edge
keen parrot
#

i take rihanna over taylor swift any day of the week

cyan yarrow
#

I take your money over Rihanna any day

raven dock
keen parrot
#

naur

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/mute vimun 1h nsfw

fallen valley
#

Just don't post anything weird dawg

keen parrot
#

alr got it

arctic heart
#

he posted a sus poll nothing else

raven dock
arctic heart
#

you could prevent tupac death bro

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why do something that's almost criminal

keen parrot
arctic heart
#

but we can go higher

keen parrot
#

so sigma