💬〡general-off-topic

[olive talon]

nobody's playing much else in my elo other than trap openings

[severe oxide]

what do u play against advanced caro

[olive talon]

ive only been playing for 800

[severe oxide]

i used to play caro lol

[silver patio]

scholars mate

[storm pine]

who wanna play unrated game

[silver patio]

same :)

[severe oxide]

i like playing nc3 against caro

[storm pine]

fried liver traxler counterattack

[severe oxide]

i know like 16 moves of theory for nc3 😱

[storm pine]

traxler aint even that good but still

[silver patio]

i never faced fried liver
probably because i don't play e5

[olive talon]

either bishop c4 or nc3

wait

[storm pine]

ive faced it before but i always saw the trap and it never worked

real

[olive talon]

im dumb, hard to imagine openings without actually doing it lmao

[severe oxide]

bf5 u mean?

[storm pine]

who wants to clap cheeks 🙏 i mean play chess

[olive talon]

yes

[silver patio]

wai wat

[olive talon]

bf5 to pin knight if its there

[storm pine]

who wants to clap cheeks 🙏 i mean play chess

[olive talon]

otherwise sometimes a3 to prevent nb4

[silver patio]

👀

[drowsy lodge]

1v1 rn

[severe oxide]

najdorf goes crazy

[storm pine]

ok whats thou user

what mode btw

[olive talon]

i wish najdorf was possible in my elo

otherwise id learn it

[drowsy lodge]

rapid

[drowsy crest]

e4 c5 I forgot the rest of the lines

[storm pine]

ok

i only play blitz lol

[nimble niche]

i mean if i can make wayward queen work, why aren't you guys playing it?

[drowsy lodge]

oMrBean is my user

[olive talon]

ke2

[storm pine]

alr

[olive talon]

because its cringe

[drowsy lodge]

do what ever u want then

[severe oxide]

don’t lmao

[drowsy crest]

W

[olive talon]

and goes against principles

[nimble niche]

it gets me wins

[storm pine]

ok in that case 5m blitz

[olive talon]

but it ignores the whole point of learning to be better tho

learning chess isnt about learning how to trick someone in some stupid opening

[storm pine]

sent

[silver patio]

what's najdorf

[olive talon]

sicillian variation

[severe oxide]

e4 c5 nf3 d6 d4 cxd4 nxd4 nf6 nc3 a6

[nimble niche]

learning chess is for nerds

[olive talon]

indeed it is

[silver patio]

oh

[severe oxide]

@silver patio

[flint junco]

hey chat

[severe oxide]

sup

[flint junco]

bye chat

[drowsy crest]

HOW ARE WE THE SAME ELO RANGE

[olive talon]

built differetn

[drowsy crest]

Chess com petition to make 1400-1500 and 1500-1600 a separate elo role

[silver patio]

and what does that do?

[grim edge]

i don't even know the najdorf bro

[severe oxide]

that’s the starting position of najdorf

[grim edge]

I'm not memorizing allat

[severe oxide]

i haven’t played in a while

[drowsy crest]

I have a vote

[nimble niche]

because one guy plays moves like this

[drowsy crest]

bro 😭

[severe oxide]

that was long ago smh

i was tilted 😔

[rustic yarrow]

Normal 3x3 cube notations, such as RUFLDB, each correspond to a specific side. For instance, R designates the Right side, U signifies the upper layer, and F denotes the front side. These notations can have opposite directions indicated by an apostrophe, like R' or U', and they can also be doubled, such as R2 or U2.

My profile picture is of a megaminx, which features 12 sides, unlike the standard 6-sided cube. Scrambling notations for a megaminx involve using R or D followed by ++ or --, for instance, R++ or D--. This sequence is repeated ten times, followed by a U or U'. For example: R++ D++ R-- D-- R++ D++ R-- D-- R++ D++ U'.

The subsequent row begins and is repeated seven more times. An entire megaminx scramble might look like this:
D-- R++ D++ R-- D-- R-- D++ R-- D-- U'
R-- D++ R++ D-- R++ D++ R-- D-- R-- D-- U'
R-- D++ R++ D-- R++ D++ R-- D++ R-- D++ U
R++ D-- R-- D-- R-- D++ R++ D-- R++ D++ U
R-- D-- R++ D++ R++ D++ R-- D++ R++ D++ U'
R-- D-- R++ D-- R-- D++ R++ D-- R-- D++ U
R-- D++ R++ D-- R-- D-- R-- D-- R-- D++ U

Move notations typically consist of 3, 1, or 2 letters, specifying one of the 12 sides on the megaminx. For instance, DBL refers to the down back left layer, BL indicates the back left layer, and R denotes the right side. These notations can indicate opposite directions by adding an apostrophe, as in DBL' and BL', and can also be doubled, like BL2, with an apostrophe added as in BL2'.

[slate owl]

i aint readin allot

[rustic yarrow]

lol

[nocturne elk]

DAMN BRO

[nimble niche]

nerd

[olive talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[rustic yarrow]

i spent 20 minutes typing that xd

[slate owl]

while being in a chess server

[olive talon]

(cubing is cool tho)

[rustic yarrow]

lmaoo

[slate owl]

and having 2000 something elo

[olive talon]

takes one to know one

[nocturne elk]

Im ngl the 4x4 and 5x5 gave me an aneurysm

[rustic yarrow]

agreed

[olive talon]

mega cringe

[rustic yarrow]

i just answered a question

[drowsy crest]

where is that chinese which verifies if its chatgpt or not when I need her

[nimble niche]

hi

[drowsy crest]

@nimble niche yeah verify this

[rustic yarrow]

lol wait until you see 7x7 notations or something like 10x10 notations which isnt even a wca event

[drowsy crest]

is that chatgpt

[nocturne elk]

[olive talon]

ofc i do

its not where the username would be anyway

its the time control

[storm pine]

@grim edge does thou want to rematch later?

unrated this time

[uncut fable]

dost

[storm pine]

shhh

[olive talon]

who wanna play against me (800)

[nocturne elk]

Doth?

[storm pine]

shhh

[nocturne elk]

Me

[olive talon]

https://play.chess.com/qQoJR

[drowsy crest]

Gotem

[nocturne elk]

Bruh what time control? Just send me direct on CC, ID is “Google”

[olive talon]

10m

[nocturne elk]

Unrated btw

[olive talon]

thats a challenge link lol

all you gotta do is click

[rustic yarrow]

"the highlighted text is suspected to be most likely generated by ai"

[nocturne elk]

I’m on mobile it’s abit iffy 😔

[olive talon]

k i sent

[rustic yarrow]

i copied the text from cstimer so yea prob lol

[storm pine]

@drowsy lodge good game for a 500

[drowsy lodge]

not really

threw the endgame

[storm pine]

48 moves against a 2000

[drowsy lodge]

what was the acc

[storm pine]

thats pretty crazy

82 me 73 you

overall rating for me 1550 that game u 1300

ok

fwostical right

[drowsy lodge]

da,m

[storm pine]

what mode

[drowsy lodge]

im not even 500 blitz

[stable mirage]

uwu

[storm pine]

ok

[drowsy lodge]

i win basically every blitz game i play cos i bearly paly blitz

[storm pine]

sent

i did no increment

[stable mirage]

hot

[slate owl]

smash

[olive talon]

@nocturne elk oh well

it was going so well

[nocturne elk]

Bro ffs the identity theft is so trippy

[olive talon]

oop

meant @drowsy lodge

[nocturne elk]

Gg lmao we were like playing bullet

[olive talon]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93515938205

[worn ice]

ItsActuallyTJ (784) vs. Google (1345)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Be7 4. d3 Nf6 5. Nf3 Na5 6. Bb3 Nxb3 7. axb3 O-O 8. O-O d6 9. d4 Bg4 10. dxe5 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 dxe5 12. Rd1 Bd6 13. Bg5 h6 14. Bxf6 Qxf6 15. Qxf6 gxf6 16. Nd5 Kg7 17. Rd3 c6 18. Rg3+ Kh8 19. Nxf6 Be7 20. Nd7 Rg8 21. Rxg8+ Rxg8 22. Rxa7 b5 23. Nxe5 Bc5 24. Nxf7+ Kh7 25. Rb7 Rg7 26. c3 Kg8 27. Nxh6+ Kh7 28. Nf5 Rxb7 

[vague burrow]

hello

[olive talon]

im like half ur elo tho 💀

[sacred steeple]

excuses

[drowsy lodge]

ik

[nocturne elk]

Yeah i have been playing very badly this week lol

[olive talon]

HALF 💀

[nocturne elk]

Hopefully it is just the covid not my brain falling out

[olive talon]

anyway it was a clean blunder, i was winning too

[drowsy lodge]

cos u cheated the last

[olive talon]

my fault

[sacred steeple]

half of 0 is still 0

[olive talon]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPUBid0Pdec

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-cat-stare-stare-bruh-cat-really-n-gif-25597234

L

[storm pine]

lets pretend that didnt happen

[nocturne elk]

Do u still wanna play?

I need help unlocking country flags lol

[storm pine]

@grim edge another game or non

[sacred steeple]

country flags you say??

[olive talon]

one sec

[drowsy lodge]

yeah sure

[nocturne elk]

Yessir

[olive talon]

playing bro in vc

[nocturne elk]

No problem

[storm pine]

are you acoustic bro

[sacred steeple]

🇸🇨

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao

[olive talon]

my mom says im special

[storm pine]

ok

[sacred steeple]

what flag

[storm pine]

i sent rematch

[nocturne elk]

Wait do u also want to unlock all the 241 flags on CC?

[vague burrow]

she is delusional.

[sacred steeple]

huh oh my bad I thought we was talking about geography, so you don't know every country flag?

[rustic yarrow]

whats the basics then

[nocturne elk]

No i mean on chess.com there are achievements unlocked for encountering players of each country 💀

[sacred steeple]

yea

[nocturne elk]

Oh i thought u were also doing that

😔

[sacred steeple]

no I just like country flags

[severe oxide]

flag man

[nocturne elk]

Dang i thought i could finally speed run it with someone

[drowsy lodge]

yeah

[sacred steeple]

so whats the capital of switzerland

[severe oxide]

Seychelles

[nocturne elk]

I think we’re talking past each other 💀

Lmfao

I am not a geography buff

[nimble niche]

bern

[nocturne elk]

I just want to unlock awards on cc lol

[severe oxide]

capital of turkey?

[nimble niche]

ankara

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/maldives-flag-gif-asia-gif-27417791

[nimble niche]

nouakchott or smth

[nocturne elk]

@sacred steeple sry

[nimble niche]

shit wrong flag

it's male, maldives

im slow today

[sacred steeple]

that aint a country

[nimble niche]

it's the capital of mauritania

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-flag-gif-europe-gif-27418081

[nimble niche]

romania or chad

[sacred steeple]

you failed

thats the US of A

[stable mirage]

[nocturne elk]

Not if u get a large pillow on your face and approach the cupboard

[stable mirage]

that’s just unfortunate

[olive talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gif-18994602

[storm pine]

bye bye i must be off to my room to cry in checkmate

[slate owl]

i ❤️ kitties

[storm pine]

i still played better by 50 elo 🤑

[stable mirage]

catgirl

[drowsy lodge]

WHY CANT I PLAY LIKE THAT

[slate owl]

literally me(real)

[stable mirage]

omg show

[storm pine]

yeah idk why it was definitely end game

[slate owl]

no im a dude

[stable mirage]

even better

catboys w too

[drowsy lodge]

send game

[stable mirage]

I don’t have it

check my rapid wins by checkmate as black and you’ll probably find it

[storm pine]

you had forced mate in 45 at one point

[stable mirage]

I fn lov cat ears

[drowsy lodge]

WHAT

[storm pine]

can you find it 🤑

[stable mirage]

fr

[olive talon]

mate in 45 im crying

chess simp be like:

[uncut fable]

bro whose dumbass missed this?

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1173089094314762240/image0.jpg?ex=6562af5b&is=65503a5b&hm=3597fd389368e0bf95d119d6ad38d9c6ab6ed39ffb445f4bdcaa7a07d053669a&

[olive talon]

"very easy to see check mate in 45 "

[storm pine]

no it actually begins with queen to c9 a brilliant move

[uncut fable]

rook h5 looks like a solid developing move

[storm pine]

and then it was M21 when i moved

then you were up by +37 when you moved

[stable mirage]

computer is bad at eval

[uncut fable]

wait is this just the longest Anastasia’s mate

[stable mirage]

dw about it

[stable mirage]

yeah basically

[storm pine]

real

[stable mirage]

wait no not Anastasia

[storm pine]

guys i beat martin bot with takebacks and hints allowed 🤑

[uncut fable]

yo this “stockfish” guy kinda stupid lowkey

[storm pine]

im so proud of myself for beating martin with hints on

[stable mirage]

He’s so hard

[uncut fable]

wait no Anastasia’s mate is the knight back rank

[rustic yarrow]

whats a good defence opening thing for a beginner

[storm pine]

yes it was diffciult but i pulled through

[uncut fable]

what’s the rook sacrifice for the queen’s path mate called

[stable mirage]

move pieces to good squares

[rustic yarrow]

thnax

[slate owl]

literally me

[storm pine]

just dont blunder mate or your queen

[rustic yarrow]

im 127 elo thats the only thing i do

[storm pine]

bro you should play g4 and f3 best opening

[uncut fable]

e4, go open game or scandy

d4, go queen’s pawn or englund gambit traps

c4, go great snake variation

something else, play logically

[drowsy lodge]

I play h4

103% win rate

[storm pine]

ATTENZIONE ALL BEGINNERS - g4 and f3 best opening and then Queen to c12 checkmate

[rustic yarrow]

i dont have logic in chess

[uncut fable]

then get logic

just buy it or something idk

[drowsy lodge]

*c12#

[rustic yarrow]

ok

[rustic yarrow]

i will program chess bot logic

[uncut fable]

a3 is a good opening too tho

[stable mirage]

whar

[uncut fable]

named the Anderssen Opening after chess master Adolf Anderssen, one of the strongest romantic chess players of all time

[storm pine]

magnus carlsen always plays it

[storm pine]

top 8 million thats something i guess

[uncut fable]

the better a player the opening is named after, the better the opening

[olive talon]

💀

[uncut fable]

that’s why I play the magnus Sicilian against the Najdorf

[storm pine]

im top 22k apparently for blitz

[stable mirage]

better than top 8 billion at least

[drowsy lodge]

g4 is the worst opening in history

[storm pine]

real but top 8 billion is a pretty crazy achievement to be the worst player

[uncut fable]

the ones I have real opinions on are in the right spots

beautiful tier list.

[stable mirage]

make your own

[stable mirage]

:D

[stable mirage]

idc what computer thinks

[storm pine]

what about queen takes queen d8 checkmate on move 1?

[uncut fable]

I do feel as if the Clemenz should be B tier tho

[slate owl]

no way e4 is better than f3

[stable mirage]

lol

[grim edge]

Good Morning

[sacred steeple]

Na3

[uncut fable]

the Clemenz opening can quickly transpose into a very good opening in which you castle kingside, already having made a luft for your king. It also preemptively removes plans of a bishop pin on the king side, throwing off certain individuals with repetitive play styles.

[stable mirage]

#1140 💀

[uncut fable]

overall, h3 is a b tier first move

[storm pine]

how is d4 better than f3 on that list

[sacred steeple]

what about ur mom

[stable mirage]

honestly Nh3 f3 is underrated

[drowsy lodge]

1140?

[uncut fable]

doesn’t know how to play chess, overall F tier opening

however, off the chessboard, solid A tier

[olive talon]

based af

[uncut fable]

has raised me for my entire life, so that’s a pretty nice factor

[olive talon]

everyone talking about chess openings but not chess closings 😔

[drowsy lodge]

what if you put her on the chess board 🤨

[stable mirage]

rook endgames are f tier

bishop vs knight is A tier

[olive talon]

there's this channel I subscribe to that puts random things on a chess board every video. Each vid is only like 4s long

[storm pine]

never back down never what

[uncut fable]

dude she’s fat I ain’t moving that

[storm pine]

2 elo is actually grand master level shits fire

[olive talon]

so real

[stable mirage]

rooks vs queen is hell
rook + knight vs queen is fun but annoying

[storm pine]

im #1 out of friends because i have none 🤑

[sacred steeple]

never give up

[stable mirage]

never gonna give you up

[storm pine]

i gained 1 elo and my goal is 5 elo before the end of the year

[uncut fable]

king v king endgame is an s tier, sadly chess.com recognizes that the king v king endgame is worthy only to be played in a gm level tournament

therefore they call it a draw

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-rick-roll-gif-24863685

[olive talon]

this channel

[storm pine]

you cant say you play chess if you havent played the bongcloud opening and then took the pawn on i2 and did the devils tango with the rook

[olive talon]

i2?

[dreamy siren]

@formal bison

[olive talon]

bro put pieces in other dimensions

[storm pine]

bro didnt you know about the update?

[olive talon]

they included the imaginary number line? thats wild

[uncut fable]

dude he’s impossible to beat

all the other bots cower away

[sacred steeple]

riddle me this

[uncut fable]

martin charges his pieces into battle regardless of repercussion

[olive talon]

fearless warrior

[uncut fable]

he’s a ruthless mastermind who will sacrifice anything and anyone he must

fear not a high level player, for they choose with tact and cowardice.

[olive talon]

no queen?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/947632016860528691/d766b68804a1fbc0abac6ab450624fd4.webp?size=1024&width=0&height=256

[storm pine]

playing against martin rn so sad

[uncut fable]

but fear a low level player, as they send their troops into battle without worrying about their losses.

[drowsy lodge]

OMG I BEAT A 250 ELO PLAYER

[uncut fable]

false

[lyric dawn]

my chess.com account just got closed can anyone help?

[uncut fable]

open it

[drowsy lodge]

IK

[lyric dawn]

its banned

[torpid lintel]

Is it closed for fair play? What your name?

[uncut fable]

unban it

[nimble niche]

username?

[lyric dawn]

singlebraincell84 is my name

[storm pine]

bro im playing bongcloud repeatedly and its move 38 and still no mate

i premoved taking my own pawn

[nimble niche]

ok cheater

[lyric dawn]

the reason i got banned was because this guy kept resigning and rematching a few times and i just got banned

[storm pine]

omg it worked wait omg i took my own king

[toxic valley]

Bishop on checkers is same as queen in chess

[stable mirage]

try #1039943660839641139 maybe

[formal bison]

Guys rate this game

Check out this #chess game: Silva_R27 vs gyulaantal - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93109983075

[worn ice]

Silva_R27 (1615) vs. gyulaantal (1623)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Ke2 e6 3. Ke1 d5 4. exd5 Qxd5 5. c3 Qe4+ 6. Qe2 Qxe2+ 7. Bxe2 Nc6 8. d3 Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. Na3 a6 11. Kd2 b5 12. Nf3 b4 13. cxb4 cxb4 14. Nc4 Bb7 15. Bxf6 Bxf6 16. Nd6+ Kd7 17. Nxb7 Rab8 18. Nc5+ Kd6 19. Ne4+ Ke7 20. Nxf6 gxf6 21. b3 Rhg8 22. Rac1 Kd6 23. g3 e5 24. Nh4 Rbc8 25. Bf3 Nd4 26. Rxc8 Rxc8 27. Rc1 Rxc1 28. Kxc1 f5 29. Kd2 a5 30. Bh1 f6 31. f4 exf4 32. gxf4 Ne6 33. Nxf5+ Kc5 34. Ke3 Kb5 35. d4 a4 36. d5 Nd8 37. Nd4+ Kc5 38. f5 axb3 39. axb3 Nf7 40. Ne6+ Kd6 41. Kd4 Ne5 42. h4 Ng4 43. Kc4 Ne3+ 44. Kxb4 Nxf5 45. Ka5 Nxh4 46. Ka6 f5 47. b4 Ng6 48. b5 Ne7 49. b6 Nxd5 50. Bxd5 Kxd5 51. Ng5 h6 52. Nf3 Ke4 53. Nh4 f4 54. b7 f3 55. Nxf3 Kxf3 56. b8=Q h5 57. Qh2 Kg4 58. Kb5 

[storm pine]

MOVE 70 AND HE STILL HASNT MATED ME WHEN PLAYING ONLY KING MOVES EXCEPT FOR CHECKS 🔥

[uncut fable]

Terrible game, makes me feel awful when I lose, and relieved when I win.

Chess is horrible.

[torpid lintel]

If you are banned then you may did something wrong so Gmail [e-mail] also you will may be locked out now but if you got 2nd chance you will be back here.

So <@&745328830649991179>

[uncut fable]

oh he meant a single chess game in particular

mb

[ivory kiln]

https://play.chess.com/d7zrg

[toxic valley]

Why does bishop in original checkers doesn't move like bishop

[torpid lintel]

Remember that channel is for discord support haha

[solid cairn]

It's 1 am and I feel like I just got ran over by a car

[storm pine]

bro martin is crazy good move 100 and no mate while only bongcloud basically

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see next time don't do that

[uncut fable]

goddamnit I knew I heard screaming

[cold shadow]

0 out of brilliant

[solid cairn]

What

[uncut fable]

mb

[solid cairn]

Where u live

[ivory kiln]

who want 3 matches + vc?

[nimble niche]

it seems like the most reasonable explanation for why he was banned was rating manipulation

[storm pine]

/game/computer/97043863

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/play/computer/Martin-Bot REVIIEW

[uncut fable]

cali

[solid cairn]

DANG SO IT WAS YOU WHO RAN ME OVER

[formal bison]

Bro won a lotta bullets

[stable mirage]

good question

[storm pine]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/97043863

[worn ice]

TruthCheckmatesYou (1200) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see

[solid cairn]

MF ILL STOP YO KNEECAPS BACKWARD

[storm pine]

SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT THAT GAME

[formal bison]

Bro it's against Martin

[uncut fable]

he will never beat Martin

[stable mirage]

haven’t tried

[storm pine]

i only played king moves and a few other moves and it took 100 moves for mate

[nimble niche]

seems like it might've been a false ban though because the other guy is a legit player and not banned

[formal bison]

I tried to get past 1600 elo it's hard to push

[rose dune]

Hey guys ilove yall definitely not trying to just get streaming rolls

[uncut fable]

my dumbass is trying to reach 1400 rapid rn

[storm pine]

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/97043863

[worn ice]

TruthCheckmatesYou (1200) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[formal bison]

My dumb ass can't get 1700 rn

[uncut fable]

how are you playing chess with it

[formal bison]

I played a cheater with rating 600

[stable mirage]

lmao

like top 1 on active rapid lb

[formal bison]

He had 97% accurate and was banned

[stable mirage]

oh blitz

nevermind

[storm pine]

i played a cheater and i called them out and they stopped cheating and blundered their queen like 2 moves later

[stable mirage]

I feel that

[uncut fable]

most intelligent chess player

[drowsy crest]

Let's be honest even if he gets banned you aren't getting a refund

[formal bison]

Someone reported me for cheating bc I moved too fast and didn't make mistakes

Lol blitz player in a rapid game

[drowsy crest]

Commit arson, commit tax fraud this is your sign

[grim edge]

it took me 15 moves to get mated by him

[storm pine]

did you get banned?

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/97044229?tab=review @storm pine REIVEW/??

[worn ice]

oMrBean (801) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

Move List

1. h3 d6 2. Rh2 c6 3. Rh1 d5 4. Rh2 Bf5 5. Rh1 Nf6 6. Rh2 Qd7 7. Rh1 b6 8. e3 Bg6 9. Ke2 Na6 10. Ke1 Nb4 11. Ke2 Bh5+ 12. Ke1 Nxc2+ 13. Qxc2 e6 14. f3 Ne4 15. Ke2 Bxf3+ 16. Ke1 Bh5 17. Nf3 Qc8 18. Ke2 Bxf3+ 19. Kxf3 Bd6 20. Ke2 f5 21. Kd1 Bg3 22. Ke2 g5 23. Kd3 Qb8 24. Kd4 Nc5 25. Kc3 Qc8 26. Kd4 e5+ 27. Kc3 Na4+ 28. Qxa4 Kf7 29. Rg1 Rd8 30. Rh1 Kg7 31. Rg1 Rh8 32. Rh1 h6 33. Rg1 Qd8 34. Rh1 Qe7 35. Rg1 Bh2 36. Rh1 Bg3 37. Rg1 e4 38. Rh1 Qf8 39. Rg1 Qe7 40. Rh1 Rhe8 41. Rg1 Be1 42. Rh1 h5 43. Rg1 Kg8 44. Rh1 Qd6 45. Rg1 b5 46. Qb3 Qc5+ 47. Qc4 Qxe3+ 48. Kb4 a5# 

[ivory kiln]

https://play.chess.com/hrDvT

[formal bison]

No bc I wasn't cheating

[stable mirage]

“please give me this elo I beg”

[formal bison]

Game review said I had like 70% accurate lol

[storm pine]

ok was about to say

[drowsy crest]

🗣️🔥

[storm pine]

LOL SO MANY BLUNDERS

[ivory kiln]

who want to play a match with me
https://play.chess.com/hrDvT

[drowsy crest]

Forgot the uwu in the end, also "I am girl" In the beginning

[stable mirage]

u want mine

[drowsy crest]

You ready to kiss a dude

[uncut fable]

900 rated activities https://www.chess.com/live/game/93515325033

[worn ice]

russia5772 (989) vs. schlorbius (1388)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 d6 4. Bxc6+ bxc6 5. O-O [Bg4] 6. h3 Bh5 7. d3 e5 8. Nc3 Nf6 9. Bg5 h6 10. Bh4 Be7 11. Qd2 Bxf3 12. gxf3 g5 13. Bg3 Nh5 14. Kh2 Qd7 15. Rg1 Rg8 16. Rg2 O-O-O 17. Rag1 Rg7 18. Bh4 Nf4 19. Ne2 Qxh3# 

[stable mirage]

:ka

[nimble niche]

one time i won 7 games in a row against a guy and he called me a cheater so i was typing something in chat without realising my time. he said that i turned off my engine but me hanging pieces was because i had 10 seconds left

[ivory kiln]

challenge me

[uncut fable]

why

[storm pine]

lol nahhhh

[ivory kiln]

just asking

[rose dune]

Hey guys

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-frozen-funny-music-gif-3574890

[rose dune]

How are yalls

[uncut fable]

bro it’s 1am for me and I’m listening to Deltarune music

don’t interrupt my peace

[nimble niche]

so he tried to rematch because he actually thought i was a cheater who turned off my engine so i crushed him again

[ivory kiln]

ok i just asked you bro

[stable mirage]

lol

[storm pine]

💀

[drowsy crest]

@sarver mods

[torpid lintel]

What was his rating?

[drowsy crest]

Les go, you fr want it?, send link

[storm pine]

skull

[stable mirage]

ur too low

[nimble niche]

it was back when i was 2000 blitz and he was also around 2000 blitz

[drowsy crest]

Who said I was gonna use my account

[stable mirage]

most people use their account

[drowsy crest]

I am not in that most

[nimble niche]

the azmaiparashvili method

[stable mirage]

opinion on opals

[uncut fable]

beautiful and overpriced

don’t shut down my dumbass profile next time

bozo

[drowsy crest]

Fr I am an IM

[keen parrot]

good morning chat

[uncut fable]

how about snobby pitcher

[nimble niche]

basically he played against weaker players to get to 2700

[drowsy lodge]

10 acc

[stable mirage]

isn’t that the strat for 2400 rapid

[nimble niche]

he was farming the 2400s and 2500s until he got to 2700

[hollow sierra]

Anything suspicious

[stable mirage]

just play a bunch of 2000s

[uncut fable]

hell yeah, CHESS

C hild Abuse
H
E
S
S

[keen parrot]

the strat is to farm cheater refunds

[keen parrot]

[hollow sierra]

Bro takes atleast 10 seconds to make a move

[stable mirage]

sounds painful

[drowsy crest]

HOMICIDE
Erotic
S..
S....

[nimble niche]

yes, low bullet

[hollow sierra]

Haven't analysed the games to see if they're engine

[bright glade]

when r u reaching 2400 rapid

[stable mirage]

2000s are scary in bullet

[nimble niche]

Sexual
S

[keen parrot]

when i lose the last amount of self respect i have left

[stable mirage]

or I’m bad
…probably that

[bright glade]

one day

[uncut fable]

Stop signs

[drowsy crest]

Play 600 in blitz lmao

[stable mirage]

idk shi happens

[drowsy lodge]

I WONT DIE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU

[nimble niche]

the trick to playing chess at 2200 level is to play like a 600 while your opponent expects you to play like a 2200

[torpid lintel]

The link not working it taking me to the app let me fix this

[uncut fable]

No

[ivory kiln]

@formal bison GGS gtg

[uncut fable]

No

[stable mirage]

I’ve tried that

[nimble niche]

it works, my opponents always miss my free queens

[stable mirage]

d3 Nf3 Bg5 is funny

[nimble niche]

e3 Nc3 Qh5

[torpid lintel]

But https://play.chess.com/oHztw

[stable mirage]

what is that supposed tk@fo

[nimble niche]

imagine if you don't get refunds

danny's second favourite conspiracy

variants server crashing

[subtle cove]

Hello

Only this server is live

[subtle cove]

I think chess players love discord

[nimble niche]

https://youtu.be/fs4_eAjL2O0

[drowsy crest]

If you are xonsidering me a chess player I hate disc

[drowsy lodge]

yeah you got @digital phoenix and @stable mirage flooding the chats

[subtle cove]

Then why are you here

[drowsy lodge]

Pin the black queen to the white king

[drowsy lodge]

tfu

[stable mirage]

I barely talk here

what like 10k messages

[drowsy lodge]

u do

everytime im online u stalk me

[subtle cove]

You bozo

[nimble niche]

[grim edge]

Is that barely though

[nimble niche]

a few nerds have 100k

[stable mirage]

10k is like nothing lol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130582226787106828/1166549891133210655/image.png?ex=655d5a3f&is=654ae53f&hm=4b91485bbe82eb83a3837bf5479fdfc2cc6b4f09369190d0ba7e3f4a608558b0&

[subtle cove]

Yeah that's relatable

But I think a billion words in a year tho

Maybe more

Maybe in a month

[subtle cove]

Do you mind the dirt that's beneath the shell in my pfp?

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[subtle cove]

Bruh

It's how they come naturally

[stable mirage]

how am I getting compared to that lol

[drowsy lodge]

its november none of that

[nimble niche]

beat it

[subtle cove]

What?

[twin moon]

I’m bouta light this bitch up by making cookies

[stable mirage]

nah I like doing other things with my life

[twin moon]

With no prior baking experience

[subtle cove]

125k damn! Maybe amitta can beat iy

[subtle cove]

What flavot

[nimble niche]

where's the detonation chamber

[digital phoenix]

i can beat 125k

[twin moon]

Chocolate chip cause I was craving a chocolate and milk combo

[twin moon]

I’m just kidding ofc (for legal reasons)

[subtle cove]

Nice

[twin moon]

I’m just saying I’m a terrible cook lmao

[stable mirage]

bortnyk has the most

[subtle cove]

Wait, i didn't know you are notlasagna

You can try to beat your own score but

Where is v btw

[stable mirage]

the busy bee

[subtle cove]

Yup

[zinc hound]

I hope someone sticks their pp in your cookie dough

[stable mirage]

next month

[drowsy lodge]

I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[spring salmon]

Where?

[drowsy lodge]

IIM GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR QUEEN

[zinc hound]

Please come to my house, I need friends

[stable mirage]

the chocolate one?

[spring salmon]

Uhh man, I'll eat king.

[drowsy lodge]

the women

[grim edge]

On my way!

[stable mirage]

whar

[fickle ingot]

me when zug

[drowsy lodge]

ur a catfish

which is a cat that is a fish in which can swim

[ivory kiln]

LF a worthy opponent

[zinc hound]

Yeah Sirius is a big black man named jaquavion

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

This is the Chess.com profile of n1llectr. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2270 (peak)
Blitz: 2380 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2303 (2358 peak)

[drowsy lodge]

@stable mirage JAQUAVION IS THAT YOU?

[stable mirage]

no

[rustic yarrow]

yay im finally 200 elo

[drowsy lodge]

WHERES THE MILK ITS BENN 50 YERS

[stable mirage]

up and up

[zinc hound]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-public-bathroom-bathroom-stall-bathroom-locked-gif-25681147

[drowsy crest]

Shouldn't have opened dc infront of the public bathroom

[stable mirage]

eh

[drowsy crest]

Bro I am at the store and I forgot what I had to buy

[drowsy crest]

Ah yes waffles

Nah I got it thanks

[uncut fable]

Chocolate pawns

[zinc hound]

Had to lyk that you should buy waffles y'know

[stable mirage]

bring back the milk dad

(chocolate milk)

[zinc hound]

I will shit in all of the milk by your local supermarket

[keen parrot]

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842786517969666068/1136163343183380550/hikaruGifT.gif

[zinc hound]

Anyways, 2 girls contracted COVID by an unclean cup at a restaurant, don't believe me? Search up 2 girls one cup

[stable mirage]

ok brb

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> 😭

dude you can't be saying that shit here

[zinc hound]

Holy shit

[keen parrot]

plenty of kids here

[nimble niche]

this server would be better if we didn't have to worry about kids knowing things

[stable mirage]

WTF

[spring salmon]

Yes

[zinc hound]

Name one good thing that kids have done for society

[stable mirage]

grown up

[keen parrot]

well if you would make it an 18+ server 99% of people would be gone

[stable mirage]

an actually 18+ server*

most of them aren’t properly enforced

[keen parrot]

yeah with actual age restrictions

[zinc hound]

But people who are 13+ probably are smart enough to not believe everything they read

[nimble niche]

how about just something like k2? remove all the kids and npcs

[keen parrot]

you told them to Google pron

[spring salmon]

Approximately what is ℅ of kids in this sever?

[nimble niche]

you underestimate how dumb they can be

[stable mirage]

define kid

[keen parrot]

is kids under 18 or under 13?

[zinc hound]

12 year olds aren't allowed on discord D:

[nimble niche]

there are a lot of <13s here unfortunately

[spring salmon]

Most of kids uses their parents DOB to join, I think so.

[primal mirage]

IQ 4000 kid?

[drowsy crest]

Alr thanks for the reminder

[nimble niche]

don't forget the toys

[zinc hound]

Wait no

[primal mirage]

hes insane, i reported him before, i did win against him tho, its 1-1 rn

[humble matrix]

guys I found a glitch (not really glitch) and what it does is if u get banned chess.com, u get an email and then choose expert and start with 2000 rating but the problem is idk how to get bannrf

My current acc is 2550+

[fast sand]

who needs to put real DOb to join
I mean they can literally use any date

[primal mirage]

but i won bcuz he had mate in 3, then traded queens and was insta lost

[humble matrix]

how to get banned on chess.com

[remote fractal]

like id registration

[humble matrix]

I tried sandbagging dropoed from 2600 to 2500 and got kicked not banned

so how to get banned can someone tell

[zinc hound]

Start saying slurs in the chat

[remote fractal]

be really mean in chat

[nimble niche]

say that you're 12 years old

[spring salmon]

Bhai bio mast likha hai

[drowsy crest]

Yeah that too, wait what toys

[humble matrix]

13 actually

I just wanna get banned ngl

[zinc hound]

He means from chesscom

[primal mirage]

yeaa

[humble matrix]

Sorry I just realised

wrong channel mb

[nimble niche]

i have a way but it's gonna involve failing no n word november

[zinc hound]

I failed multiple times today D:

[stable mirage]

works on both

in theory

[zinc hound]

Is chesscom really 13+ lmao

[midnight basin]

hi

[zinc hound]

Speaking of which

[stable mirage]

I doubt they enforce it plus they can play with parent permission or some bs

[midnight basin]

anyone want to play some chess

[nimble niche]

they should lock the social side for <13 year olds

[midnight basin]

maybe

[humble matrix]

how get ban on chess.com

Should I be hack?

[stable mirage]

just be yourself

[zinc hound]

This piece of shit used the name theoneg in 2013 and playing 2 games before quitting, my life mission is to find him and delete his account

[humble matrix]

Can someone teach pls

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-sand-beach-stuck-gif-8721960

[humble matrix]

To hack

I want ban pls

[zinc hound]

Make a new account

[humble matrix]

No

[zinc hound]

Fym no

[stable mirage]

ask @primal fern

[primal fern]

don't joke about wanting to cheat. not cool

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> moaz_hany_fs

This is the Chess.com profile of moaz_hany_fs. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1269 (peak)
Blitz: 1164 (1344 peak)
Bullet: 632

[humble matrix]

on getting banned, chess.com sends an email which says 'suspicious activity detected" somwthing like that and on that choose expert while creating acc and u have 2000 rating

[silver patio]

@grim edge

[humble matrix]

I went down from 2600 to 2500 to get bann

[grim edge]

nice

[humble matrix]

Sandbagging just kicked me

no ban

[silver patio]

ty

[radiant flame]

ur getting banned soon

[humble matrix]

im not..

[zinc hound]

Cheating is great, it solved all of my problems a few years ago

[humble matrix]

I tred alot

[radiant flame]

ur days r numbered

[final gust]

A decent amount of opening theory, nothing crazy or advanced + tactical awareness

[zinc hound]

Research slurs for different countries and use them on people from the country and you'll get banned within a day

[drowsy lodge]

sassy baka

[storm pine]

i want to clap a rook or a bishops cheeks

🙏

[drowsy lodge]

wtf

[primal fern]

coonect your account

[drowsy lodge]

why

[trail prism]

Is air frying food healthier?

I mean than frying in oil

[zinc hound]

It's way less healthy

And air fried chicken is disgusting

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge I am back and thanks for playing games with me and that was fun :) if you want we can play more games haha

[trail prism]

Why is it ?

[zinc hound]

Oddly slimey

[primal fern]

what's your username

[rustic yarrow]

where do i learn the basics lol

[keen parrot]

iirc its legally dubious to do so as a discord server owner

[zinc hound]

Bull testicles >>

[nimble niche]

shh don't tell them

the supply is low

[zinc hound]

@nimble niche has a bull testicle fetish, don't listen to him

[torpid lintel]

Okay I made a draw with my opponent to play with you xD

[slate owl]

literally me

[nimble niche]

stop exposing me!!1

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/VTDQQ

[zinc hound]

Wtfrick

[nimble niche]

i dont even have a portable chess set

wait i might have one but it's basically a large timber box that i've never touched

[trail prism]

Dawg I think u ate undercooked chicken💀

[raven dock]

hello chess people

[glass carbon]

fck you

[raven dock]

what you got to do with me

[zinc hound]

For 30$ an hour

[trail prism]

My cat ain't letting me work

[raven dock]

wooden?

[glass carbon]

i know what u did this friday

do u not feel ashamed for whta u did?

[raven dock]

oh demn what did I do. Also enlighten me mate

[zinc hound]

The kid deserved it

[raven dock]

plastic?

oh okay. still great 👍

[toxic valley]

I found damiano player in horsey site

[zinc hound]

Gg

[raven dock]

I got one for approx. 15$

[drowsy lodge]

i just hit 2900 bullet

(real btw)

[raven dock]

@glass carbon Speak up. where did you vent

[nimble niche]

ruy lopez has played damiano before

it was considered good in his time because someone realised Nxe5 was possible

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-25810518

[raven dock]

thanks, its a folding one

[glass carbon]

i saw red vent on cams

[raven dock]

Speak up mate. what did I do.

you cant just run away like that

[trail prism]

Almost leaked email 💀

[raven dock]

leaked email?

[twin moon]

Heyo

[raven dock]

oh yes, I brought it to my university once. its great having a game in person

[raven dock]

sup ben

[twin moon]

Hello

[raven dock]

whats up

[twin moon]

Doing good rn, how about you

[raven dock]

I am also great. thanks

[nimble niche]

im like the guy who plays chess but doesn't bring a chess set anywhere when other not as good players do

[glass carbon]

i hope u stub ur toe and the pain doesnt go away for an hour, then i hope a glass of water spills onto ur pc and after all that u burn ur food

[raven dock]

mentally ill dude

[nimble niche]

also i prefer to talk about other things than chess irl because yk, what is there to talk about in chess

[twin moon]

Bro when I was like 1200 I brought a chess board even to lunch, granted I didn’t eat so it’s not that bad but still 💀

[raven dock]

@glass carbon behave yourself, or you will face the consequences

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[twin moon]

“Ok so in the winawer, after Bb4 a6 Ba5, there is this interesting line of b4, cxb4 and Nb5”

[twin moon]

This is an actual conversation I’ve had with another human being irl in these exact words

[raven dock]

💀 I can never talk like that.

[nimble niche]

i never did that, i don't even go to my school's chess club even though other 800s do

[twin moon]

No board no nothing, we just spoke in notation lmao

[raven dock]

oh you are 2000+, why didnt you join any club?

[uncut fable]

bro imagine walking into a chess tournament bathroom and hearing two GMs shout chess notation at each other from separate stalls

[nimble niche]

i know that line because i missed it once

[twin moon]

So that’s why I speak 3 languages
English
Spanish
And chess

[twin moon]

Honestly I’ve done something like that 💀

[nimble niche]

i used to go but it's just people playing against each other

[uncut fable]

“Hello!”
“Hola!”
“e4. Your move.”

[nimble niche]

i'd rather be out on the playground at lunch

[twin moon]

There is no hello in chess it’s only “hello mf” which is “e4 g5”

[drowsy lodge]

e4 e5 e6 e8 e10 e12#

HOW DO I GET PIECES LIKE THAT

[uncut fable]

what the SHIT i love and hate those pieces

[nimble niche]

pokemon chess is a real thing

[uncut fable]

yeah it’s the only way I get beaten by 900s

2 crits in a row my ass dude

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/blog/Fire/pokemon-chess-1

[primal mirage]

💀 wtf

[raven dock]

what pieces are these lol

[nimble niche]

it's qa5 isn't it?

[uncut fable]

“Zapdos to G7. What’s your move?”

[nimble niche]

or whatever that pokemon is

[nimble niche]

.

[uncut fable]

my guy I’m sorry to say this but I’m pretty sure your umbreon has scoliosis

[nimble niche]

take the bishop

wait Qxb5 is check

[uncut fable]

the “knights” got those gamer spines

[trail prism]

Raw potatoes are gud

[nimble niche]

yeah Ne4

[golden horizon]

real

[uncut fable]

alright hold on I need help on a chess puzzle too

what’s the plan guys

[nimble niche]

i have two exams tomorrow and i just realised i've spent the past few hours prepping for one of them so i'm fcked in the other

[bright glade]

how hard could it be

[nimble niche]

english and german and i haven't done any german prep

[uncut fable]

challenge the teacher to a chess match

[nimble niche]

my school's strict on this illness during exam thing so i'd have to get a doctor to sign a note

[bright glade]

no, he does help out as well and talk so you're wrong

[uncut fable]

Get better.

Or get a worse teacher.

[nimble niche]

i'll manage something at lunchtime

[bright glade]

strv 103-0 WOT 👁️

[grim edge]

Bribe a doc ez

[nimble niche]

i only started revising at lunch just before the science exam earlier this year and got 90% so i can do the same for german, surely

[uncut fable]

Don’t listen to him.

Stay on discord.

You’ll be fine.

dude my friends who speak other languages only teach me random offensive phrases

my German friend taught me to say “Wo sind die sklaven” and then left me on my own

[rustic yarrow]

how to not make 20 blunders per game

[trail prism]

My French teacher teached us a lil racist proposition

[grim edge]

Stop watching tiktok

Make 30 blunders instead?

[rustic yarrow]

i dont watch that trash

[nimble niche]

it's only my first year learning german

[grim edge]

Have you considered the possibility of cognitive deficiency?

[dawn tundra]

Same man

[nimble niche]

most other school that do german don't even cover half the content on there in the first year

that's not even everything we've covered this year

[dawn tundra]

"Wie heißt du?"
"Keine Anhung"

[nimble niche]

which country are you from?

[dawn tundra]

Not Germany

[nimble niche]

australians are extremely slow when learning languages

[dawn tundra]

It's been like half a year since I've started learning German

[nimble niche]

💀

i understood the second one

[dawn tundra]

Du bist blöd 💀

[dawn tundra]

I'm from Hong Kong

[nimble niche]

isn't it du bist not du ist?

[zinc hound]

🔥

[dawn tundra]

Hong Kong is not China :D
But Hong Kong is in China :D

True tho, country

[nimble niche]

i've been to hk a lot before but never attended school there

ich will deine Mutter ficken

[dawn tundra]

No I'm not attending German class in my school
I'm learning German outside

[nimble niche]

oh nice

[zinc hound]

Ich hasse dich verdammt noch mal und du solltest dich umbringen I love you and I hope you have an amazing life

Kann ich deinen Arsch sehen You look beautiful

[dawn tundra]

Smh 💀

[keen parrot]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[bright folio]

[zinc hound]

Bro cannot go 5 minutes without mini modding

[nimble niche]

i dropped french because it was boring

[zinc hound]

I had french class in elem

[grim edge]

german is tough

[fickle ingot]

Ok guys, today i would like to show chat a beautiful chess game (4 pieces sacrificed and 4 of them are all sound) that can compare to the immortal sacrifice chess game (this game is pretty unknown which is crazy)

[zinc hound]

He did that when I made a joke

[fickle ingot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/4SY79rnMCJ?tab=analysis !!

[nimble niche]

that's why i chose it over japanese

[keen parrot]

yeah nerd me all you want, you guys were saying can i see your ass in german

[zinc hound]

The teacher put on the lion king without subtitles and told us to watch it

[fickle ingot]

check it out chat (if u want to see more game like this i u can check out my chess game collection)

[keen parrot]

also you shouldnt say shit, only reason you can chat is cause the mods are inactive in the morning

[fickle ingot]

https://www.chess.com/library/collections/bkchess-look-2BRLkub5Q

[keen parrot]

nein

[nimble niche]

my teacher showed us kung fu panda in german but the subtitles were like 20 seconds delayed

[zinc hound]

Meat riding the mods is crazy

[keen parrot]

thats probably worse

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[nimble niche]

Jede Nacht schlafe ich bei deiner Mutter

[zinc hound]

Bro is starting to meat ride at a young age 😭

[fickle ingot]

wtf is chat talking about ain't this a chess server

[supple imp]

Bruv I left for 4 hours to play a full otb chess match and you're still in chat

[keen parrot]

dont project with your fantasies lil bro

[primal fern]

@zinc hound u need to chill out bro go touch some grass

[storm pine]

you cant say you play chess if you havent played the magnus gambit : resign variation

[fickle ingot]

lmao

[nimble niche]

no n word november

[zinc hound]

Holy shit you're my age acting like that? That's crazy

[torpid lintel]

Ah it still fine. Have a good night! :)

[zinc hound]

Mf I got off of work a few hours ago

[fickle ingot]

ni

[primal fern]

great so now just relax

[keen parrot]

you are 19? lmao thought you were like 15

[nimble niche]

the other triple n is easy but no n word november on the other hand

[zinc hound]

I can say the same to you lmao

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692502629808603169/1170366755688943677/togif-1.gif?ex=6558c7fa&is=654652fa&hm=96e0feb30b8d03c6c8b44adf0f3bef6583df7019d87aa0a84750c40a9ee8e83e&

[primal fern]

fr. you're all just pixels on my screen

[storm pine]

slide 204957797549794796796797474979759759795796493696353727735848

[modest swan]

Did this type of draw ever happen in a GM game?

[supple imp]

THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY

[pastel phoenix]

Why draw?

[keen parrot]

probably

[zinc hound]

Wtfrick

[supple delta]

Yoo @keen parrot you never sleep ?

[supple imp]

NAH I DONT BELIEVE IT YOU JUST DELETED 3 HOURS WORTH OF MESSAGES

[storm pine]

whats yalls irl rating

[nimble niche]

what if i already failed no n word november

[modest swan]

classical or rapid?

[keen parrot]

i was last in chat a solid 12 hours ago, i did sleep

[storm pine]

classical

[supple imp]

THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1629 (1636 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[modest swan]

1260

1440

[supple delta]

Okay That's good

[nimble niche]

what if i can't last half a minute without saying it?

[zinc hound]

Why are you lying

[pastel phoenix]

Tell me why this is a blunder

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/underwater-hello-im-under-water-selfie-smile-gif-16028538

[fickle ingot]

AND THIS IS THE DEEPEST CHESS SACRIFICE YET (very unknown)

[supple imp]

What's the uwu for

[zinc hound]

Nf7

[keen parrot]

gn man

[modest swan]

Yeah that's cuz the last time I played in an OTB classical tourney was in July. I have improved a lot since then and in the next month I'm gonna finally compete in another classical tourney 6 rounds long

[potent merlin]

I think white can play n:f7 and then bg6+

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

Look at rating difference

[nimble niche]

free rook 🗣️

[fickle ingot]

no. this is insanely deep

u cannot take the rook

even if it comes with check

[nimble niche]

i'd take it, no thought at all

[fickle ingot]

do u guys wanna see the game

4 piece was sacrificed in total

[modest swan]

thanks

[fickle ingot]

the game lagged stockfish

my page almost crashed

bruh

wait

[supple imp]

Where's the sac?

[fickle ingot]

rook in the corner

[supple imp]

Anitta has a twitch?

[fickle ingot]

2 rooks

[supple imp]

Damn I'm blind

[keen parrot]

anitta on home page pog

[zinc hound]

4 pieces sacrificed

[unkempt marsh]

Does anyone know a good portable chessboard to buy? I've been looking around for a cloth like board with separate pieces that i can like pack in a backpack and use around but i can't find any that don't rool around on themselves on result of the tube they're stored in.

[fickle ingot]

ye https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/4rbAx3PyVG?tab=analysis

[zinc hound]

Both of the rooks, a pawn, and the bishop!

[trail prism]

My homie bought me a pizza :D

[fickle ingot]

bro no

[storm pine]

WATCH THIS AWESOME 2 MOVE MATE FOR BLACK 1.d4

[pastel phoenix]

It’s not

[storm pine]

2. d5 MATE IS NEXT

[supple imp]

Weird way to validate something

[trail prism]

It's vegan 💀

[storm pine]

its satire

[pastel phoenix]

It’s not

[keen parrot]

W, now im going to find your location

[somber pier]

checkmate in 92 moves

[storm pine]

no... ITS THE BRILLIANT QUEEN TAKES KING ON E1

[somber pier]

Make a move v2
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[storm pine]

also ignore that black moved 2 in a row

[fickle ingot]

@grim edge if u check out the game put stockfish on unlimited depth setting or use torch (with the same setting)

[pastel phoenix]

3*

[fickle ingot]

or stockfish eval is gonna go crazy

[lime lava]

Romania?

South?

[storm pine]

it was two

[pastel phoenix]

Which two?

[zinc hound]

Well no the next checkmate move would be

[storm pine]

d5 and qxe1#

[zinc hound]

Ohhh

I missed that

[woven lagoon]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82141378350?tab=review&move=0

[worn ice]

halfarekh (606) vs. marsuc1023 (645)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Qf3 Nf6 3. Bc4 g6 4. g4 Bh6 5. h4 O-O 6. Qg2 g5 7. h5 Bg7 8. d3 h6 9. Nf3 Bxg4 10. Ng1 Bxh5 11. Rxh5 Nxh5 12. Bxg5 hxg5 13. Qxg5 Nf6 14. Nh3 d5 15. Nf4 dxc4 16. dxc4 Nxe4 17. Qg4 Qd2+ 18. Kf1 Qxf2# 

[supple imp]

I got a just like my birth

[woven lagoon]

can anyone rate my game i think i did super well\

[storm pine]

yeah its a pretty crazy blunder for white moving the queen pawn 😔

[supple imp]

Use lichess

[woven lagoon]

can you rate my game

[zinc hound]

Nice one

[supple imp]

Ok but lichess analysis is quite a big different than cc

[storm pine]

THE GAME IS ACTUALLY NOT OVER AFTER THE MATE

[supple imp]

Lichess doesn't give brilliants or greats, it just gives inaccuracies, mistakes and blunders

[pastel phoenix]

It does give brilliants

[woven lagoon]

rate my game

[glass carbon]

search up "peppa pig i can count to 3" its a rly fun cartoon to watch

[supple imp]

Cause lichess doesn't care how good you played but how bad

[storm pine]

THE KING COMES IN AND TAKES EVERYTHING AFTER QUEEN TAKES E1 CHECKMATE

A SEQUENCE OF LIKE 20 BRILLIANTS OR SOMETHING

[supple imp]

Huh? I've never seen one

[vague burrow]

hello

[zinc hound]

No it doesn't

[storm pine]

sacrificing the king for a better positional advantage it is called the Classical King Charles Mega Continental Gambit

[zinc hound]

Whites playing the Napoleon gambit

[vague burrow]

damn

[zinc hound]

"there's nothing we can do"

[supple imp]

Damn I didn't know I played that

Every game

[storm pine]

but black easily counters using the Waterloo Gambit

[nimble niche]

stop leaking my prep

[storm pine]

because rook on c18 takes pawn, knight, and bishop all on i5

[zinc hound]

I think you forgot whites invisible pawns that promotes into invisible queens and checkmated the black king

[storm pine]

oh..... the Wellington Countergambit

[zinc hound]

Yeah, they played the reverse botez variation

[storm pine]

oh yes and all black can do is play emperor on c34 to c18 to prevent mate in 40 and make it mate in 41

a very interesting variation commonly studied by grandmasters

[nimble niche]

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