💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

G'day thats what they say in australia i think

Because chess is more fun than school work

[supple delta]

Cause.....

[compact mantle]

Bc chess is a science

[supple delta]

Nice

[keen parrot]

shouldnt it be the other way around

[grim edge]

I didnt like chemistry so that could explain a lot

[compact mantle]

It also is an art

[grim edge]

You named me?

[grim edge]

Yes I realised that, remember you only get 1 message of wisdom per day so shut up

[humble oracle]

chess is 1000 times easier than what i have

[compact mantle]

Chess is a sport, an art and a science

[keen parrot]

nope, chess is a game to distract ourselves from the constant suffering of life

[compact mantle]

Famously said by Anatoly Karpov

[grim edge]

You named me?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[grim edge]

You said nope

[grim edge]

Im a music major i be chilling 😂

[humble oracle]

damn im physics and its pain

[grim edge]

I dont like this guy

I never took physics i knew it would be tough lol

wtf

[humble oracle]

real

[grim edge]

It causes the same thing it’s supposed to be distracting me from

[humble oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1144699921275048017/attachment-1.gif

[grim edge]

“You’ll develop mental issues, but at least you’ll know where they’re coming from” -Gotham Chess

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fredbear-gif-24588981

[dusty olive]

https://skribbl.io/?1xCYccjE

[grim edge]

You did not just post that

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-gif-25757699

does anyone know if the movie was good

[grim edge]

No cant watch it to young

bet

[grim edge]

Dang remember those days lol

Wait you have to be under 13 there in our country 16

[keen parrot]

dude i was about to ping mods cause

but i get it its diff age limits for diff countries

[grim edge]

Why

Lol that would have been funny

Why

Not here

So what are we gonna talk now

[lament jacinth]

What's minecraft

[grim edge]

Mobile edition💀

[grim edge]

Legit response

What does this mean

[lament jacinth]

Unity is a femboy fr

Well it's a joke and at the same time not a joke

[grim edge]

Now he or she is gone

[keen parrot]

not really..?

[grim edge]

You first

[keen parrot]

once as a joke, maybe

[subtle nebula]

I have 4 warns

[keen parrot]

just repeatedly harassing and being disrespectful? no

[dawn yew]

I have told a specific mod to shut up alot of times

[subtle nebula]

If I get the 5 one maybe I will get banned

[dawn yew]

A french one

[subtle nebula]

No

What?

[grim edge]

I play it on mobile

[dawn yew]

I guess to be a mod you can't be fragile asf

[keen parrot]

him, her, it dude just pick one pronoun

[subtle nebula]

Wallmart bag

[grim edge]

Its bed time here so mabye later

[keen parrot]

good point, unfortunately you are polish kurwa 😔

[subtle nebula]

/profile

[zealous crag]

guys how do i gain the ability to speak in chess streaming vc?

[subtle nebula]

What is the k word

Never heard that

[keen parrot]

yeah

[zealous crag]

guys?

how do i gain the ability to speak in chess streaming vc?

[grim edge]

@grim edge your pfp is strange

[keen parrot]

tbh i kind of agree, what's up with that

i have seen people getting locked out over less

[subtle nebula]

Only in Italy

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

This is just painful to watch

[subtle nebula]

Fr 😂

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Marco Onnis (cicciogamer69104666)

This is the Chess.com profile of cicciogamer69104666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Marco Onnis (cicciogamer69104666)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1143 (peak)
Blitz: 879 (924 peak)
Bullet: 468 (662 peak)

[grim edge]

Nah

[stable jungle]

Hey @zealous crag, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[subtle nebula]

My record!

[keen parrot]

real

[subtle nebula]

@grim edge what's your elo

[zealous crag]

thanks?

yeah

i realised now

[subtle nebula]

Lol

[zealous crag]

oh no no

[grim edge]

[zealous crag]

im not that dumb, after all i am think

[subtle nebula]

What's your elo

[zealous crag]

elo?

[grim edge]

What is your elo

[zealous crag]

hello?

[olive mural]

lol

[zealous crag]

what is an elo?

[olive mural]

chess level

[subtle nebula]

Wtf you are talking about

[wild stream]

the little number that appears in brackets when you play an online game

[zealous crag]

thought so but

i d k

[subtle nebula]

Your iq, like im 1000 iq

[grim edge]

Just asking what your elo is

[storm pine]

who wanna play blitz unrated

[zealous crag]

i started chess a week ago dawg i have 506

[olive mural]

Sure, maybe later.

I'm busy now :v

[subtle nebula]

I'm 1142 rapid 800 blitz (I think) and 450 bullet

[storm pine]

im 2030 blitz or something on cc

[grim edge]

ouugh

[wild stream]

good!

[zealous crag]

ok

thanks? idk 😭

anyways gtg to sleep its 1 AM

[subtle nebula]

Ok now @zealous crag you have 500 iq, I have 1000 iq and this dude (@storm pine ) have 2000 iq, yeah that's crazy

[subtle nebula]

Where you from? Eastern Europe?

[wild stream]

i'm 268 IQ

[subtle nebula]

Bruh

[wild stream]

wanna play?

[storm pine]

why we calling it IQ

lmao

[wild stream]

why not?

[storm pine]

aight bet

[little elm]

i am 300 as well

[light cosmos]

I have a 900 iq 💀

Ima genius

[storm pine]

maybe later

[vivid rover]

I wanted to advance blitz elo' on one of my accounts because it was low, but I don't want low elo people to lose elo. Is there a solution?

[storm pine]

2000 iq 🤑

[subtle nebula]

I have 1142 iq 😎

[storm pine]

we all have so much iq

[subtle nebula]

😱😱

[storm pine]

my exact reac

[subtle nebula]

Real, we are so intelligent

[wild stream]

wanna play?

[grim edge]

Someone has to lose dude

[languid osprey]

guys i need helpp

when does competitive inhibition occur, and when does non-competitive inhibiton occur? does it depend on the enzyme? or does either of these scenarios occur randomly?

[subtle nebula]

For what @languid osprey

[grim edge]

Unless you draw lol

[languid osprey]

i have a question for biology

[vivid rover]

Oky

[storm pine]

someone with good iq play me unrated blitz 🤑

[languid osprey]

this is an emergency pls answer yall 🙏

[grim edge]

I would but my head is hella fogged rn

[languid osprey]

i cannot go to sleep without that question answered

[languid osprey]

unfog it then

[grim edge]

Im trying to

[storm pine]

i would answer it but im not chill like that

[subtle nebula]

Damn I don't Know these things but I know Dalton, Proust and Lavoisier 😎

[languid osprey]

be chill like that then 😩

[storm pine]

chat gpt 4 said

[subtle nebula]

What's your grade @languid osprey

[storm pine]

Competitive inhibition occurs when a molecule similar to the substrate competes with the substrate for binding to the active site of an enzyme. Non-competitive inhibition occurs when an inhibitor molecule binds to an allosteric site on the enzyme, causing a conformational change that reduces the enzyme's activity. The occurrence of competitive or non-competitive inhibition depends on the specific enzyme and the presence of appropriate inhibitors. It is not random, but rather depends on the interaction between the enzyme and the inhibitor molecules.

[mystic stream]

Ok

[wild stream]

wanna play?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/avacado-avacadont-thanks-sarcastic-excited-gif-12259336

[storm pine]

what a weird gif

[storm pine]

ikr bro fr

[languid osprey]

ohhh i see lol, that means it really comes down to the enzyme itself. and since we know enzymes are "specific," this makes sense. tysm u are a lifesaver 😭

[grim edge]

Did u just reply to your own message

[languid osprey]

10 wbu

[storm pine]

damn fr ay whats your name?

[storm pine]

illager captain whats your name?

[grim edge]

This dude

[storm pine]

non problema

նօ պռօբլեմ ատ ալլ

ի ոաս հապպը տօ հելպ

[wild stream]

someone wants to play?

[subtle nebula]

Idk 💀

[storm pine]

ԸԵՍ

[storm pine]

if ur 260 and im 2000 its uh a big difference so we play unrated game mode of ur choice and color of ur choice

[wild stream]

my idea was unrated

[subtle nebula]

How old are you?

[storm pine]

alright whats ur user ill challenge you

[grim edge]

Ruudee

[wild stream]

nnadrixxofficial

[storm pine]

ok ill challenge you to blitz or something? u play as white

what mode

[grim edge]

oh

[wild stream]

im horrible at blitz and bullet, acceptable at 10 min and good (for my level) at 30 min.

[subtle nebula]

Damn

[storm pine]

ok lets do 10 min i guess even though i never play rapid lol

sent

[subtle nebula]

If you play 30 minutes how your >500 😭

[storm pine]

'tis quick finish though

[fleet sigil]

blitz boring?

💀?

[grim edge]

blitz is bad

well not bad

[subtle nebula]

Real

[grim edge]

but

[subtle nebula]

Bullet and blitz < rapid

[wild stream]

damn, that was fast

[storm pine]

13 move mate ggs @wild stream

[subtle nebula]

Blitz < Freddy Fazbear

[wild stream]

can be play another?

[storm pine]

okay

[subtle nebula]

Bullet < blitz < Freddy Fazbear < rapid

[storm pine]

real

[vivid gyro]

what is a kilometer

[subtle nebula]

Ik in 1142 iq

[vivid gyro]

I must know

[subtle nebula]

It's 1000 meters

Like my iq

[vivid gyro]

how many bald eagles is that

[bright glade]

WHAT THE HELL IS A METER
RAHHHHHH 🦅

[subtle nebula]

Blud spawned from nowhere

[vivid gyro]

he is an american

[subtle nebula]

@bright glade your Asian?

[vivid gyro]

a true patriot

what is asia

i only know texas and kentucky

[storm pine]

@wild stream free horse

[subtle nebula]

I'm Asian, I'm so Asian that my pronouns are heeeeeeeya

[storm pine]

ok maybe not

nah imjoking it was free

[wild stream]

there is something, just that I don't see it

[subtle nebula]

You know better the chessboard that your motherland

[storm pine]

i am become 3000 elo, destroyer of chess

[subtle nebula]

Than*

[vivid gyro]

I am a simple man

[subtle nebula]

Damn 3000 iq that's crazy

[vivid gyro]

I know only of trucks, baseball, peanuts, texas, kentucky, and chess

[storm pine]

i do not have 3000 iq YET but one day ( )

[bright glade]

yes

[wild stream]

Yeah, no chance

[storm pine]

@wild stream again?

[subtle nebula]

I'm Asian, I'm so Asian that my pronouns are heeeeeeeya @bright glade

[vivid gyro]

excuse me guys you guys are getting off topic

chess in this server is off topic

[bright glade]

👁️

[subtle nebula]

What

[grim edge]

I’m shocked that tilt isn’t here

[vivid gyro]

all that should be talked about here is what a kilometer is

[subtle nebula]

Who is tilt

A kilometer is 1000 metres, I have 1142 iq so I know

[grim edge]

A guy who is on this server 25 hours a day

[vivid gyro]

OILLL??????

[subtle nebula]

When he or she sleep?

[vivid gyro]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?????? 🦅

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[subtle nebula]

🫥

[wild stream]

im prob dead lost and you see checkmate in 5637 moves

[storm pine]

i just almost blundered misclick my queen

[wild stream]

haha

[grim edge]

Never

[subtle nebula]

Bro knows better the chessboard than grammar (me too)

[storm pine]

to be fair you getting better

game 1 was 13 move mate
game 2 was 18 move mate

this game 23 move mate?!?!??!

'tis good practice for you though

it will help with spotting these threats in new games

so that you can make the canon event change from 200 to 300 elo

[subtle nebula]

Wait @grim edge

I know you

[wild stream]

what do you mean 23 move mate? It hasn't even finished

😢

[storm pine]

i was just joking

i dont even see mate right now

your good bro dw

for now

alr make your move

[storm pine]

wowwww 🤑

freddy fazbear hur hur hur hur

[subtle nebula]

Freddy Fazbear 🤑

[nocturne hollow]

What does it mean when it’s full

[subtle nebula]

That's crazy that Freddy Fazbear is better and blitz and bullet combined

[glossy radish]

when it’s full

[storm pine]

when 50 players in

[neon pond]

fr

[storm pine]

so simple lmao

[nocturne hollow]

Oh alr

[subtle nebula]

🤯

[nocturne hollow]

No that’s what I thought it was

[storm pine]

bruh blunder misclick

does he see it though??

[subtle nebula]

Skill issue

[storm pine]

put your 268 elo to the test

[lime lava]

Lemme work in peace
Tell me bro

[storm pine]

he finds it?!?!??!?!??!?

thats what i meant to do uno move earlier

[lime lava]

Not rn

[storm pine]

freddy fazbear hur hur hur hur

[lime lava]

Finally

[storm pine]

damn its mvoe 23 and still no mate for him

bro might be 400 elo

[subtle nebula]

Guys how to counter mega knight with 3.0 xbow cycle

[lime lava]

No ty

Yes

I wouldnt play anyways

Cya

[grim edge]

hi chat

[storm pine]

@wild stream 33 move game aint bad considering im 2000

well for blitz

[wild stream]

Great game, you are crushing me

[storm pine]

wanna play again?

[wild stream]

yeah

[uncut fable]

because I’m a relatively new player, started on feb 26 this year

[storm pine]

ima be nice this game

keep the attacks low till later

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[wild stream]

i am an idiot

[pallid plinth]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzPVW1rugNu/?igshid=N21tNnU4eWVsOWlw

brodyboling

Top 3 Ways to..

Likes

450537

Instagram

[storm pine]

no youre just new

[drowsy lodge]

damn

[drowsy lodge]

ill lose to you easily

[wild stream]

I had something, and in one move throw it out to the bin

[grim edge]

gora eta

[static ridge]

FINALLY 1200

[grim edge]

nicee

[static ridge]

i was just 1106 this morning i gained a full 100 elo today

[drowsy lodge]

whats ur cc account

[rocky vale]

Are you underrated or cheating

[drowsy lodge]

not you again

[pallid plinth]

Then gain another 100 elo today

[static ridge]

idk if it was full 100 it was probably like 85

[grim edge]

what?

[static ridge]

i just went on an absolute tear

[wild stream]

I see checkmate

[storm pine]

yeah but do i do it?!?!?!?!?

[static ridge]

krobyjobynobypoby is my user i think

yuhhhh dude

[drowsy lodge]

what is ur rapid

[static ridge]

my rapid is like 500

[drowsy lodge]

550 rapid and 1200 blitz

[static ridge]

ya

i dont play rapid im tryna get into it tho

[drowsy lodge]

what are you're games lmfao

[static ridge]

they are 1200 elo games

[drowsy lodge]

bro's playing the reverse london

[static ridge]

who

send game link

when did i do that

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93476905841?username=krobyjobynobypoby

[worn ice]

krobyjobynobypoby (1195) vs. judepapazovaa (1146)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 f5 4. d3 f4 5. O-O h5 6. Nc3 h4 7. g3 hxg3 8. fxg3 fxg3 9. Ng5 gxh2+ 10. Kh1 Nh6 11. Bf7+ Nxf7 12. Nxf7 Qh4 13. Nxh8 Qxh8 14. Qf3 Qg8 15. Nd5 Bd6 16. Qh5+ g6 17. Qxh2 Ne7 18. Nf6+ 

[static ridge]

its called the rosseau gambit

also that wasnt me she chose it

[uncut fable]

isn’t the Rousseau really bad tho

[static ridge]

i was playing italian game i wanted to play the evans gambit

and then they just hit me with the rosseau

[static ridge]

ikr thats what i said lterally

[drowsy lodge]

it's trash\

[static ridge]

u get like a +1.5 advantage

[uncut fable]

the Italian is boring but you don’t have to play an ass opening just to unboring it

[static ridge]

i was playing the evans gambit

and they hit me with f5

[grim edge]

@fiery beacon ily

[static ridge]

bruh ur 500-999 rated

[fierce rivet]

The lolli attack y0

[fiery beacon]

You have perfect timing lol that message popped up the moment I got on discord

[drowsy lodge]

and?

[grim edge]

:3

[fiery beacon]

I literally clicked on the app and a second later it appeared

[fierce rivet]

He needs to feel better about himself

[grim edge]

im in your walls

[static ridge]

yea actualy wtv but u cant really say that my games are weird

i play normal openings and stuff

[fiery beacon]

Ilyt btw

[drowsy lodge]

yeah your games are weird

[static ridge]

what openings do u play

[drowsy lodge]

white or black

[static ridge]

both

[storm pine]

@wild stream always look the pieces to avoid bishop and queen mate

[grim edge]

@fiery beacon wanna make out

[static ridge]

is bro searching up openeings rn

[drowsy lodge]

for white i play the london and for black I play silican

[wild stream]

I know how to defend against scholars mate but didn't saw the bishop there

[fierce rivet]

ew london

[static ridge]

what about against 1. d4 as black

[grim edge]

THIEF. HOMEWRECKER

[wild stream]

I don't stand a chance against 2000

[grim edge]

dw im fine sharing

[drowsy lodge]

haven't really vsed d4 as black much

[storm pine]

thats not scholars mate scholars mate is in 4 moves

[static ridge]

people at ur level dont play d4?

[storm pine]

that was just a mistake that you missed on the board dont worry you will start to see it on boards and avoid it

[wild stream]

yeah, but's similar, bishop and queen mate

[static ridge]

then what line of the sicilian do you play then

[dawn yew]

What the

[drowsy lodge]

yeah they just play e4 or some random ass openings

[dawn yew]

ficl

[wild stream]

i should have moved the rook

[static ridge]

thats crazy

[storm pine]

yes but its not the scholars mate its a mate along diagonal

[drowsy lodge]

the main line, i dont play like the dragon or stuff

[fierce rivet]

how often do you play against Qh5 Bc4

[storm pine]

or the balestra mate

[dawn yew]

what does givl upi mean

[storm pine]

nope, pawn g3

[drowsy lodge]

A LOT LMFAOO

[storm pine]

it wouldve meant you could capture my queen if i took the pawn

[fierce rivet]

wow, even against the sicillian

[storm pine]

it totally avoided it the rook is still mate

[wild stream]

ooh, that makes sense

[fierce rivet]

i'd figure they would at least realize e6 completely nullifies the bs

[drowsy lodge]

not against sicillican but against e5

[fierce rivet]

i'm an e4 e5 player as black and i see that stuff often unfortunately

[fiery beacon]

I don’t like the fact that all these messages you’re sending are edited

[storm pine]

the rook one is mate in 2, the queen move you did was m1, but the pawn to g3 was only -5 for me

[fiery beacon]

Either you’re a really bad speller or you’re saying something different then changing it

[drowsy lodge]

whats ur rating

[fierce rivet]

it seems like wayward queen theory is evolving, they don't play it to mate quickly, they seem to have theory even after their mating trick fails

[wild stream]

ooh, so I would have been winning if I've found that

[storm pine]

no you would still be losing but if you played g3 and a couple more sequence of robot moves maybe you would be winning

but no -5 means black is winning by 5

+5 means white is winning by 5 on the eval bar

[wild stream]

oh yes, i confused

• is for white and - for black

[fierce rivet]

last i checked it was ~1400 rapid

[storm pine]

yeah

[peak plank]

I somehow went through my entire OTB tourney without realizing the guest wifi

[storm pine]

anyway i gtg now but we can play later iyw

[undone oriole]

s

[wild stream]

bye

[peak plank]

It didn't go totally shit

[brave galleon]

x

[grim edge]

:3

[fierce rivet]

Maybe the Qh5 Bc4 stuff is like from the Dr. Strange movie. Dormamu, I've come to bargain.

play it enough times it's got to work

[grim edge]

hi chat

[quiet isle]

hi

[grim edge]

AH

the hell? respond slower next time

[quiet isle]

what?

ah

[grim edge]

you replied in like half a milisecond freaked me tf out

[quiet isle]

well i just read the message

[sleek oriole]

hi

[grim edge]

@grim edge wanna make out with me

[grim edge]

hi hruuu

[grim edge]

make out with this convincingly faked dummy i have right here:

🚬

ok bet

[fiery beacon]

Guys what are they actually saying

[fiery beacon]

You need to send one of those directly to my home

[sleek oriole]

do u live in France?

[grim edge]

:3 purrrrrrrrrr meow

[sleek oriole]

tf does that mean

[grim edge]

mrrp meowwwwwww

[grim edge]

mroowww mrrrp purrrr meow :3

[fiery beacon]

Do you not know what a cat sounds like

[grim edge]

@grim edge thoughts on blåhaj

@grim edge what does my pronouns say on my profile

[grim edge]

:3 hot

[sleek oriole]

i expected a more intellectual answer

[fiery beacon]

I expected a more intellectual question

[grim edge]

damn it didnt change. i still got that neil armstrong shit up in my bio

[sleek oriole]

for example?

[grim edge]

are my pronouns stuck this way 😭

chat im no longer nonbinary i identify as the letter o

[grim edge]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[grim edge]

r u able to read rn theres something i want u to read

i'll

try to read and not die

it's 1am i haven't slept in 2 days

[sleek oriole]

Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

[grim edge]

if u couldnt read smth yesterday then why would u be able to read smth today

do u snort coffee or smth?

[drowsy lodge]

100 accuracy

[grim edge]

no but i get euphoria boost from newly purchased blåhaj

and serotonin or whatever the fxck the happy chemical is

@grim edge THEY DELETED TAIWAN

WHAT THE FXCK

that's evil

[grim edge]

:3

the number 8 😭

[grim edge]

they took away the number 8 and cured all valvular heart diseases

also why not just use binary for that time period

what the fxck is this @grim edge 😭

i love it

its the book that got me into william blake

oh shutuo

william blake is hot

[sleek oriole]

345 = 0011 0100 0101

[grim edge]

right? twinkass mf fr

@drowsy lodge get a life

oh btw thats the complete middle of the book 😭 @grim edge

oh makes sense

what's the book call i need it

the fxck is ennui

how tf do u not know what ennui is. its a central human emotion

the concept of erasing numbers is so comical

they deadass deleted 1546888 numbers like it was nothing

@drowsy lodge im gonna eat u :3

NOT WHITE WINE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[static ridge]

that is a crazy move bro

[frigid parcel]

thats not the same thing, a sovereign country is an independent country while a country is a body of land with one government, just because people don't recognize sovereignty doesn't mean its not a country

[toxic valley]

Yeah because Bxg4 wins undefended bishop

[grim edge]

what cracks in the sky 😟

[uncut fable]

nuh uh

[toxic valley]

Imagine wasting super reaction

[static ridge]

what if they have nitro

[grim edge]

it is purely logical they compared the text to an acid trip

[sleek oriole]

i literally never use them

[grim edge]

:3

[static ridge]

what is ur rating now? I remember u used to be like 400

u got a lot better unlike me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ahrist123456

This is the Chess.com profile of ahrist123456. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 528

[static ridge]

nice!!! gained like 150 elo

i have sucked my whole carrier

career

[nocturne elk]

You are an excellent satirist lol
Discord joined date on point as well

[verbal bobcat]

how to get vc perms

[grim edge]

giant crystal sphere.

giant.
crystal.
sphere.

@grim edge tf is this

not telling u

its a good book tho

@grim edge the puns r to DIE for tho

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the crack in the sky

what is the g word

gay

[toxic valley]

There's someone who went afk for like 4 minutes after blundering checkmate in just 4 moves

[grim edge]

gay 😭

[open hedge]

eh

[modest swan]

I was using duolingo and one of the sentences was "We eat sugar" and then a while later there was a sentence that said "I eat salt". wtf

[grim edge]

u deadass it is???????

no its not gay 😭😭😭😭😭

so what is it

why would president nixon not be saying the word gay hes fruitier than an orchard

god

[grim edge]

this is during nixon's???????

it makes so much sense

I JUST GOT HERE I NEED CHESS COACHING

[grim edge]

hes a side character dw

im 1370

he can be my main character 🥺

and 1400 on a good day

[grim edge]

can u say this abt any other use president

i do need to chess coaching

i literally am broke

what rating r u

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1689 (1773 peak)
Blitz: 1366 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1341 (1620 peak)

[grim edge]

no i mean like free kinda broke im 15 and have no money

[uncut fable]

i am in debt

I’m not broke I’m broken

[grim edge]

1773* stop talking big ur not 2000

[grim edge]

i'd let lincoln b my daddy

2000 elo wanna be

[open hedge]

im 500

[toxic valley]

Horses are the most scary thing in chess

[grim edge]

but im not telling u to just move pieces

[grim edge]

who broke you bud?

i need help with my chess

i know how to move pieces buddy

[grim edge]

UNITY R U BI NOW?

because its not that simple

yeah uni made out with me earlier

visexual

[drowsy lodge]

ok im done with putting emojis everywhere

[grim edge]

you i think

uni is bi thanks to me

more like a bi tch

[drowsy lodge]

no

[grim edge]

he could be using anti-mirror pronouns

[fiery beacon]

Rather unfortunate

[drowsy lodge]

no

[grim edge]

ur being mean to me when i need coaching

"staight as a ruler"

bipolar

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Bv90MXXXXXcCXVXXq6xXFXXXT/Double-scale-infinite-bending-Multi-size-students-ruler-soft-measure-rulers-free-shipping-6205-straight-ruler.jpg

[drowsy lodge]

get out

[grim edge]

i literally need coaching

okay

does it cost money

^ facts 2000 aint THAT hard

[near ember]

anyone up for a game?

[grim edge]

thanks

[drowsy lodge]

no

tff

[grim edge]

maybe cuz u suck? ive been stuck at 1300 for like 3 days

DUCK PARTY

[open hedge]

im stuck at 500 for Months

[fierce rivet]

brah it took me like years to get 1300 blitz lol

[grim edge]

ive hit 1400 rapid but i fell down to 1360 after grinding blitz 500 - 1000

[fierce rivet]

chess improvement in adulthood is a nightmare

[grim edge]

addict

just quit after u lose like 3 games

sure

shoshtakovich is so hot

[fierce rivet]

my guy goes 1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Bb4+

inventing theory here

[modest swan]

So I completed the duolingo's monthly challenge for the free 1 month diamond membership on cc and I realised that I need to put my payment info like it's a free trial... great

[fierce rivet]

may I introduce you to Andras Toth? lol

[grim edge]

[fierce rivet]

the guy plays d4 like Marc Esserman plays the Morra

[grim edge]

d4 is fun wdym

i dont play d4 was white

its fun to play as black

[fierce rivet]

the london is boring

grob attack is where it's at

[twin moon]

Well dang 💀

[fierce rivet]

wow

[twin moon]

I mean my family is from Alabama but you didn’t gotta go that far 💀

[nocturne elk]

Report that degen lol

[fierce rivet]

i feel like rematches against randoms turn into ego battles

[twin moon]

Yea just did

[twin moon]

Lmao, but yea I just don’t do rematches unless it’s some unrated games against friends

[fierce rivet]

they usually do with me anyway. "Oh you beat me, i'm gonna throw the table at you now for hurting my ego!!!"

[primal shore]

Hey chat

[nocturne elk]

He finna be muted for like a week

[toxic valley]

Is it possible to do check on other king and escape check at same time while your king is in check

[twin moon]

Or ofc if I just get paired again in a tournament or smth

[nocturne elk]

Yeah sometimes

[twin moon]

All I gotta say is “hello son”

[primal shore]

Then the enemy will take your king before you take there's, meaning you lose

[twin moon]

Only way is if you block your king and give a check at the same time

[nocturne elk]

Block a check while delivering a check? With knight for example

[twin moon]

Doesn’t happen often, but it is the only way to my knowledge

[primal shore]

"While still in check"

[nocturne elk]

They didn’t say “still “ though

[twin moon]

Yea then no, I just gave the closest example of that I could think of. Only way is if you are one of magnus’s opponents

[fierce rivet]

there's something aesthetically pleasing about the queens gambit lol.

[toxic valley]

Like this?

[primal shore]

They said while in check before and after they mentioned blocking

[twin moon]

You mean Beth Harmon? 🤨

[fierce rivet]

no, the opening lol

[twin moon]

Ik, just messing with you lmao

[fierce rivet]

there is something aesthetically pleasing about the show too

[twin moon]

You mean Beth Harmon? 🤨

[grim edge]

THIS MAN. REACT HIM

[twin moon]

Alr I’ll stop

[primal shore]

@grim edge ilyyy

[nocturne elk]

Based

[grim edge]

take me now

[grim edge]

theyre trying to make me one

[primal shore]

ÙwÚ

[fierce rivet]

i've been an e4 player for like...8 years now. Switching to d4. It's a trip

[grim edge]

nope

garfielg

[fierce rivet]

everything feels so foreign

[twin moon]

Well I’m a c3 and f4 player so L

[fierce rivet]

i spent a year with 1.b3 lol

masochism

[grim edge]

seriously r u somebodys alt @grim edge

[modest swan]

I wasted 12 days doing duolingo to get free month of diamond on cc and I come to realise it's just an extended free trial, not actually fully free.

I'm just so done

[nocturne elk]

Yeah rook block eggzachklee

[twin moon]

Well did you learn anything?

I just don’t bother with duolingo since my irl Spanish classes are 10x better

[modest swan]

Yes. I learned that I just got scammed out of my time

[grim edge]

are u SURE

@primal shore r u bozo

[nocturne elk]

Wait is it not a month free?

[primal shore]

Nop

[grim edge]

my worlds going mad

lucy's a furry

bozo do i know u

[fiery beacon]

Stop projecting

[grim edge]

so true, both of us are

[modest swan]

It is technically but it's like a free trial subscription where I need to put payment info

[nocturne elk]

Oh alright I see…

[fiery beacon]

Height school is my favorite type of the school

[nocturne elk]

I skipped it 😔

[fiery beacon]

I love going to school to learn how to be taller

[twin moon]

Also you guys remember Tyler1? He plateau’d at 1500 and is 1420 rn

Tbf I was stuck at 1500 for 3 months and still am almost at 1900 in my first year, so it’s not like he is stuck forever

[drowsy lodge]

last time i checked he was 1100

[nocturne elk]

Who could forgor T of the Big Tonka

[twin moon]

He is probably gonna jump out massively in a few months

[frigid parcel]

he is playing the cow he will reach gm in a day

[grim edge]

@primal shore r u furry

[grim edge]

wow we're really close in rating

[twin moon]

Idk, but I don’t think you need a coach if you are disciplined/ know the right materials

[grim edge]

kiss me. i still dont know who u r tho

[nocturne elk]

💀 i had a fever and tried playing chess lmfao
Lost a billion pts of rating

[grim edge]

@grim edge can i make out with you

im convinved youre somebodys alt @grim edge 😭

:(

[grim edge]

HE LOVES ONLY ME

[twin moon]

-remote chess academy
-GM games based on your openings
-Robert Ramirez
-chess tempo (puzzles)

[grim edge]

oh r u nb?

we may have to reconsider this relationship

[nocturne elk]

Non binary i think

[grim edge]

@grim edge are u nb

[fiery beacon]

It’s happened to me too

[grim edge]

im an enby

hot

[fiery beacon]

Dang

[grim edge]

lol not a loving father tho 🔥

ive been in bed with him trust me he does not love you

past tennssseee

he doesn't love you

[last verge]

coming up on top 10k bullet globally

[fiery beacon]

10/10 spelling

Stop pretending you had sanity in the first place

[grim edge]

nonbinary ppl r cool bc im one

[nocturne elk]

Past Tennessee

[grim edge]

vouch im one too

past tennessee

[fiery beacon]

That’s exactly what an insane person would say

[grim edge]

who wants to join the nb club

[grim edge]

ha. hahaha. ha. heheh. sure he's not

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[fiery beacon]

🤚

[grim edge]

i got verified

[last verge]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

omg welcome ill send u ur new pronouns in the mail

oh my god go awayyyyy shooooo

🧹🧹🧹🧹

[fiery beacon]

Ok thanks but I don’t have a mailbox can you fax it to me

[drowsy lodge]

go to israel

[grim edge]

can i send u a picture of them on my bare chest

[fiery beacon]

Yessssssss

That’ll work great

[drowsy lodge]

weird asses

[grim edge]

dont mock our relationship

[normal hatch]

whimsy has officially lost it

[fiery beacon]

Join us

[last verge]

4 more wins until im top 10k bullet in the world

[fiery beacon]

He lost it a long time ago

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-thats-a-damn-lie-and-you-know-it-gif-7563099348111511780

[grim edge]

i didnt lose it i set it free

AND THOSE GRAPES ARE SOUR 🔥

[fiery beacon]

Dw I lose things all the time

Your dad’s

[grim edge]

ur just mad a nb person is hotter than u

🥱

[fiery beacon]

He’s got 2 nice ones, I’d know cause he lets me touch em

Get rekt

[grim edge]

mr e u rascal

oh shush you baby

[fiery beacon]

You’re the guy saying not nice things about nb people if I go down you go down with me

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> MAD

[fiery beacon]

Poor server mods

[grim edge]

Bruh server mod be like : not this bullshit again

hi mashu 🌊

[grim edge]

Hiiiii

[grim edge]

what do u think the mods r gonna do??

[fiery beacon]

We can tell

[grim edge]

give a warning

[nocturne elk]

@severalmodes

[grim edge]

what is nb

nitro booster

[nocturne elk]

Nice bolls

[dawn yew]

Chess should have a PvE mode

[grim edge]

i hate people who buy discord nitro!!!

[drowsy lodge]

no

[dawn yew]

I hate people who gift me discord nitro, don't you dare give me nitro

[drowsy lodge]

nb meaning

I hate people who gift me a billion dollars

[grim edge]

real

[glossy radish]

sigh

[nocturne elk]

[dawn yew]

that doesn't seem outta them rules

[twin moon]

No problem

[glossy radish]

HEIOXOF

[dawn yew]

I wish

Imagine if someone actually gave me that on dms I'd hate that

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> check this shit

bruh

[drowsy lodge]

WHAT DOES NB MEAN

[languid osprey]

15 😭

[grim edge]

not black I think

do u regularly say nitro booster people

[fiery beacon]

Non binary

[grim edge]

or nitro booster

ur insane

[grim edge]

hes talking abt nitro boosters

same

[drowsy lodge]

lmfao

[grim edge]

no?

[dawn yew]

are you black tho

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

lets hope so

[grim edge]

no he isnt i told him i was nonbinary using the acronym nb and now hes saying this shit

[drowsy lodge]

#BANWILLMCOFFERDRAWS

[grim edge]

whats non binary

[glossy radish]

first, you’re fifteen. you’re really that immature

[grim edge]

@grim edge sorry cant hear u over the sound of me kissing your dad

tell that to the 15 online rn

[drowsy lodge]

get help.

[glossy radish]

ugh messsge got deleted

[fiery beacon]

Lmaoooooo you’re so funny and edgy

[grim edge]

15 year olds are really mature and not edgy.

[glossy radish]

whismy wtf

[languid osprey]

they dont exist

[glossy radish]

immature

[grim edge]

no they are mature

[languid osprey]

in every "nb" person theres either female hormones or male hormones

[grim edge]

ahhh context

[glossy radish]

doubtful

[languid osprey]

theres only 2 genders

[rough gate]

who wants promo code for aimchess?

[languid osprey]

this identitfy concept is mental illness

[grim edge]

cant make a generalization bsed on age

[glossy radish]

stop the gender talk

i’m too lazy. i could if you want

[languid osprey]

if u choose to leave biology out of ur life then its ur choice

[dawn yew]

**Rule 6 moment **

[grim edge]

there are no genders

[chrome veldt]

I am offended mods do something please

[grim edge]

biology has more than two genders

[glossy radish]

no, gender is different. we do not discuss it here

[languid osprey]

whats the third gender

[dawn yew]

Rule 6!!!!

[grim edge]

ah intersex. xxx chromosomes. xxxx

[languid osprey]

ok can i identify as a latina if i want to

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179> gender talk happening

[chrome veldt]

obviously you meant non binary context clues buddy

[grim edge]

im not the only one making a generalization based on age skibidi toilet gaming

[glossy radish]

okay, it’s not my place to stop you

[languid osprey]

intersex is a medical illness and does not represent the general population

[grim edge]

@grim edge stop saying u hate nonbinary ppl brewski 😭

[dawn yew]

<@&745328830649991179> Yooo

[rough gate]

we have only 2 gender right?

[grim edge]

^

[grim edge]

stop shifting the goalposts smh

[glossy radish]

stop the gender talk. not the place to discuss this

[fiery beacon]

Shut yo goofy ass up and learn some basic human decency. Idc about your opinions but you don’t have to tell everyone about it lmao.

[grim edge]

2 sexes one bazillion genders according to the government

[languid osprey]

who asked

[dawn yew]

that's basically excluding minorities what the fucc

[grim edge]

👀

[languid osprey]

sry :(

[chrome veldt]

medical illness 💀 you have no clue what youre talking about

[dawn yew]

Bro where the mods at

[grim edge]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[fiery beacon]

I wasn’t answering a question dumbass

[grim edge]

ah what i mean im nonbinary stop saying nb is an illness

[languid osprey]

its a medical condition then bc its not normal to be intersex

[grim edge]

i dont have a clue but im like smart so i know what im talking abt

[chrome veldt]

bro said intersex is a medical illness its clear he saw some jordan peterson youtube shorts and thinks hes an expert

[grim edge]

yes u cant be both sexes u have to pick a side

[chilly orchid]

Gambling isn't illegal if it's a skill, that's why chess tournament

[languid osprey]

can u answer the question of why ur rating is below 1000

[fiery beacon]

Cause I don’t really play chess that much lol.

[languid osprey]

i choose to identify as a non-binary giraffe

[dawn yew]

Intersex is a condition in medical terms

[grim edge]

can u answer why you havent had a proper friendship since fifth grade

[grim edge]

are u just on discord all day?

[fiery beacon]

Congratulations! I don’t care and you shouldn’t care about other people either!

[grim edge]

instead of doing something healthy like a chess grind?

[chrome veldt]

shit is so overused and corny shit is not funny at all

[grim edge]

i agree with this

[grim edge]

still a gender. stop arguing when youre wrong brewski

it is cuz chess makes u smart

[chrome veldt]

u apart of the problem cloin

[dawn yew]

i'm not saying no one is right i'm just saying the actual term for what it is

[chilly orchid]

I'm sorry but, who asked, cause I don't remember asking

[fiery beacon]

No I sit in a dark room all day playing guitar and I don’t even check discord that often lol only when I get a message or am especially bored

[languid osprey]

can u answer the question of why u're denying biology

[grim edge]

whats the medical definition of a condition

[dawn yew]

🔥

[grim edge]

ok

[chrome veldt]

she like aint you ken carson aint you clean x...

[languid osprey]

wasnt trying to be funny, jus trying to prove a point 🤷‍♀️

[chilly orchid]

Frick you

[grim edge]

sex aint gender broski

[languid osprey]

okay so if you're non-binary what is ur sex

[grim edge]

yeah they're two different things

[dawn yew]

a particular state of being or existence; situation with respect to circumstances

[chrome veldt]

she like aint you ken carson aint you clean x...

[languid osprey]

pls answer this ^^

[grim edge]

why would i tell u that 😭

sex = fact gender = opinion

[grim edge]

im not telling u my sex so u can misgender me

[dawn yew]

<@&745328830649991179> Please bro come here

[fiery beacon]

Can u answer the question of why you give a shit about his personal life?

[languid osprey]

im not talking about u specifically, but lets say someone is male by birth and identify as a non-binary. what is their sex?

[grim edge]

do you hate fun?

<@&745328830649991179>

[languid osprey]

u misgendered them ;-;

[dawn yew]

it's not fun to make others feel offended

[grim edge]

we are having a healthy debate dont whine abt something that isnt an issue

[grim edge]

i think "liberal destroyed by hot conservative comp #57" has turned your frontal lobe to soup

[chrome veldt]

the green leaf a red flag

[languid osprey]

Im not talking about u, im using "you" as a general term

[chrome veldt]

frrrr

[fiery beacon]

I just say his as a non gendered word I call women him all the time lol

[languid osprey]

just answer the question

[grim edge]

same i just use it

Look in the mirror

[languid osprey]

what is the sex of a non-binary if they are born a male or female

[grim edge]

answer me first: why did you phrase your question exactly like ben shapiro

[chrome veldt]

that is not how that works bro

[languid osprey]

i dont watch him, he supports the genocide of innocent children and civilians

[grim edge]

how do you know how ben shapiro phrases his questions?

This conversation makes my eyes hurt go play chess or something

[chrome veldt]

bro thinks he ddi something

[grim edge]

WOW this argument is abt to get potent

[languid osprey]

im a girl

[grim edge]

ok im bailing BYE CHAT 🌊. im nonbinary screw everybody who says otherwise

[chrome veldt]

my bad bro thinks she did something

[fiery beacon]

Don’t particularly care if whismy is offended by it then they can tell me

[languid osprey]

ok not only do you support the idea of more than two sexes but u also support isnotreal. how could it get worse than this

[dawn yew]

B11

[grim edge]

are you dating whismy

[fiery beacon]

Rather unfortunately, no

[chrome veldt]

levy my spirit animal

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dawn yew]

Bro at this point I think that mods are just watching the fight and having fun

[grim edge]

ur not bagging that non binarussy sorry

[chrome veldt]

is english ur second language

[fiery beacon]

No

[chrome veldt]

someones thinking fdor once

[grim edge]

thank god mods are sleeping these snitches are powerless af up in here

@ admin

[languid osprey]

its not a fight its a debate that shouldnt even be a debate

[grim edge]

like @grim edge u look goofy pinging mods and nothing happening

[dawn yew]

yes bro, it's agaisn't the rules

[sinful arrow]

Hi guys

[crystal jewel]

lol

[chrome veldt]

Chess.com #general is not the place for a gender debate, especially a losing one

[languid osprey]

theyre the same type of people to get bullied at middle school and get their lunch money stolen bc of their diabetic cow ass

[languid osprey]

yeah whismy lost the debate thats why they left

[chrome veldt]

haha...

[crystal jewel]

How does it look like on yours

[languid osprey]

pls can someone tell me, with scientific evidence, if there is an overlap between sex and gender

[crystal jewel]

What b7

[grim edge]

gender are sex arent the same thing and they are not related

[dawn yew]

For me it's b11

[sinful arrow]

free palestine 🇵🇸

[grim edge]

sex has no relation to gender and vice versa

[dawn yew]

🔥

[languid osprey]

i agree and let me bring this questio again: what is the sex of a non-binary if they are born a male or female

[chrome veldt]

theres no debate when youre just plain wrong 🤦‍♂️ ever heard of the saying that arguing with a smart person is hard, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible? its because the stupid person cant understand logic so theyre incapable of seeing why they are wrong

[crystal jewel]

🥶

[languid osprey]

exactly

[languid osprey]

how am i wrong?

no ones answering my question

[grim edge]

if they are born male they're male if they are born female theyre female

[languid osprey]

apparently thats not true

[grim edge]

you will die alone and it will be your parents who pull the plug

[grim edge]

well thats wrong

[chrome veldt]

their sex is either male or female you are not saying anything profound bro this is what jordan peterson and ben shapiro has done to this gen bro this is sad

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[languid osprey]

i will gladly change my stance on this topic if someone answers my question which no one has so far for some unknown reason

[dawn yew]

what's the point of moderation even

[grim edge]

because its literally government and science that says this

[crystal jewel]

Nice

[languid osprey]

im literally disproving the idea of more than 2 sexes/genders why are u going off on me 😭

[crystal jewel]

2000 rapid

[chrome veldt]

you cant say sexes/genders

[sinful arrow]

Thanks

[grim edge]

u havent done that

[chrome veldt]

they are seperate things acavado

[fiery beacon]

Because you’re not lol.

[grim edge]

well thats a bunch of hoo ha

[languid osprey]

okay so ur saying if a non-binary is male by birth, then their sex is male and their gender is non-binary

[chrome veldt]

exactly

[languid osprey]

how?

[languid osprey]

okay so theyre still a male

[grim edge]

yeah in their little headspace they nb

hi chat

[languid osprey]

if biologically theyre male then what are they

[grim edge]

wow this argument never ends

[grim edge]

uh nonbinary

[chrome veldt]

bro put the italics and thought she ate 😭

[fiery beacon]

Male is sex non binary is a gender lol. It’s not the same thing.

[grim edge]

gender = made up fantasy sex = fact

[fiery beacon]

Mmm I love sex

[grim edge]

lol i agree. abolish all gender since its made up

[chrome veldt]

okay keep going down the conservative pipeline I wont spoil where it ends for you

[grim edge]

why should i do what makes you comfortable

[grim edge]

yeah keep only sex problem solved!

[languid osprey]

would u let a non-binary male go to a female bathroom then if they feel more comfortable there

[fiery beacon]

I’m the one doing something wrong here? lol

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

yes u are

[dawn yew]

there's no point on pinging them, moderation is ass

[chrome veldt]

oh brother here we go

[grim edge]

ur being innapropriate

[grim edge]

its not about bathrooms honey

[dawn yew]

you're part of the wrong people

[grim edge]

ur just a whiny bitch who doesnt believe that mods can be offline

[languid osprey]

could i identify as a latina? im arab biologically but i think i have the right to choose my identity

[grim edge]

these r kindergarten tactics dawg

[chrome veldt]

avacado whats your highest level of education?

[grim edge]

you make me so tired

[chrome veldt]

frrr

[languid osprey]

jus answer my question

[fiery beacon]

Not supporting people telling other people that they’re delusional and crazy because they’re different from you is wrong. Got it.

[dawn yew]

there is a team so that atleast one person is able to do something every time

[grim edge]

can you ask something that doesnt deny my identity

[cedar bough]

Chess is cool

[grim edge]

lol some nb girl at my school walked into the mens bathroom and someone told her to use the urinal 🤣