💬〡general-off-topic

[supple delta]

Dont drink

[primal shore]

Papaouti is more relatable frfr

[abstract cobalt]

embeded fail

[grim edge]

but vodka is so good tho

[grim edge]

...

Hey Lucy

[primal shore]

If you are European you must be English

[supple delta]

Its kings who speaks
You shall obey his majesty

[primal shore]

Or maybe Italian

[grim edge]

i am a republican (spanish)

[supple delta]

Who knows

[grim edge]

But you 15 your brain has to grow but vodka cant make brain grow

[grim edge]

I'm British and we drink lots lol

[gentle crane]

But alcohol make life tolerable

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-5909478

[grim edge]

i feed of soil, sun and vodka

[grim edge]

OMG REAL DUO BIG FAN

[crimson meadow]

Interesting chat

[primal shore]

Only an englishman would discourage drinking off all ppl in Europe

[grim edge]

i edited

[grim edge]

People miss trump i see

[grim edge]

I encourage drinking

[keen parrot]

not as much as i miss yo momma

[primal shore]

I need president chomp

[supple delta]

Sorry man 😢😢 maby drink a little

[primal shore]

yup

[keen parrot]

alcohol is good for your body, it makes you feel good

[grim edge]

@gentle crane I have a 10 year streak

[gentle crane]

Jus a bottle of ever clear with my protein shakes not too much

[grim edge]

LET'S OVERTHROW THE SPANISH MONARCHY WHO IS WITH ME

[primal shore]

Alcohol is barley dangerous if you drink it properly

[grim edge]

exactly

[primal shore]

URRAAHH

[supple delta]

Exactly

[crimson meadow]

Real so does the 12 gauge in my mouth ong

[grim edge]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[teal dragon]

Alcohol is good 👍 keeps your blood vessels nice and loose so yous stay warm 😊☺️

[supple delta]

That's not drink at that point man

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-gif-23868099

[dawn yew]

duolingo is 11 year old

[supple delta]

Its poison

[gentle crane]

Only bad part about alcohol is it messes with muscle protein synthesis ; (

[primal shore]

URRAHH 🗣️🗣️🇷🇺🇷🇺

[crimson meadow]

smoking isnt dangerous if you smoke properly

[dawn yew]

only bad part abt alchohol is existing

[grim edge]

y'all ever had vodka with grape fanta????

[keen parrot]

and the poison be hella tasty

[gentle crane]

Cigarettes smell good

[teal dragon]

Alcohol makes you drive better 👍

[keen parrot]

only regular fanta, im not as quirky as you

[gentle crane]

Alcohol does not taste good tf

[dawn yew]

you can't do things properly if you're addicted to it

[grim edge]

Ew

[prime summit]

sticking our your gyat for the rizzler
Your so skibidi
Your so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma

[keen parrot]

drunk driving doesnt kill, drunk crashing does

[grim edge]

ur romanian u should've, there's tons of grape fanta in romania

[dawn yew]

what is fanum tax

[grim edge]

guys i just realised i think i might have german descent

[primal shore]

no that is wrong it is far more dangerous then drinking, why do you think there's no smoking signs and not no drinking signs

[keen parrot]

dude i like to drink but im not an alcoholic zamn

[abstract cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/fuhrer-cat-gas-gif-25955244

[primal shore]

I'm German. We are Fanta

[grim edge]

im not an alcoholic either

[crimson meadow]

Ive seen multiple no drinking signs

[abstract cobalt]

who invented fanta?

[primal shore]

You aren't funny

[grim edge]

Same

[primal shore]

Germans

[grim edge]

in usa, you fanta your vodka, in soviet russia you vodka the fanta

[supple delta]

I wana gooo German

[primal shore]

Ameircans smh

[crimson meadow]

a party in the 1940s

[grim edge]

That cat

[grim edge]

thats like saying "not revising doesnt make you fail, failing on the exam does"

[abstract cobalt]

what person

[grim edge]

[read with strong russian accent]

[teal dragon]

75% of car crashes were sober drivers. 75>25 drunk driving rules

[crimson meadow]

Not american EW

[abstract cobalt]

😂

[prime summit]

LED lights are delicious

[primal shore]

I gtg bai xhat

[keen parrot]

byebye

[crimson meadow]

what was the gender of the drivers 😏

[teal dragon]

Xhat 🥵

[grim edge]

Byeeee xx

[prime summit]

Double A batteries also taste great

[dawn yew]

SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[supple delta]

@abstract cobalt who won?

[grim edge]

What do they taste like 🥵🥵

[grim edge]

I've always wondered if your pfp is showing a middle finger or index

[supple delta]

Broo why?

[dawn yew]

?

[prime summit]

Metal.

[grim edge]

😎

:3

[keen parrot]

:3

[abstract cobalt]

the other guy is winning man i cant concentrate with the shi that is happening in chatt🤣

[teal dragon]

:3

[dawn yew]

:3

[supple delta]

Lol 😅 well atleast its unrated

[crimson meadow]

🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 IRELAND nb 1
hoo hooo hooo 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[prime summit]

for the love of God please do not do the :3 face

[dawn yew]

:3

[teal dragon]

¤°¡ $ ₩¥{ ¿¡ }°♧♧•

[grim edge]

(　・`ω・´)

(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻

[prime summit]

HA

[teal dragon]

What

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[keen parrot]

life is suffering :3

[abstract cobalt]

i love austrain painters

[dawn yew]

???????????????????????????????

[keen parrot]

reminds me of the conversations from earlier

[dawn yew]

Venti...

[keen parrot]

not that

[teal dragon]

What

[abstract cobalt]

this guy. his prime was in the 1940's

[teal dragon]

Venti is fictional

[dawn yew]

nuh uh

[teal dragon]

Unlike arranged child marriage

[grim edge]

wtf

[crimson meadow]

wtf is a venti

[dawn yew]

femboy

[teal dragon]

Google venti

[abstract cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[glossy radish]

@keen parrot

[rocky vale]

Venti means twenty

[crimson meadow]

I know not to google a word from your ass 💀

[teal dragon]

Lo so

[supple delta]

Yes 💀

[grim edge]

That person is my pfp

[rocky vale]

Huh?

[teal dragon]

Io parlo italiano

[dawn yew]

holy femboy

[abstract cobalt]

[keen parrot]

i cant read that

[rocky vale]

Some

[crimson meadow]

actual skill issue

[keen parrot]

they do be chessin tho

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-eat-eat-sand-yummy-gif-20549525

[abstract cobalt]

well well well

[grim edge]

Yummmm

[teal dragon]

Bread crumbs 😋😋😋

[grim edge]

instead of what would jesus do what would magnus play

[crimson meadow]

cread brumbs

😋

[teal dragon]

🛢️

[grim edge]

Wtf

[glossy radish]

it’s from 1200 or something

[dawn yew]

dread crumps

[grim edge]

stop using that u don't know what it is 😭

[crimson meadow]

racially motivated since jesus is middle eastern

[teal dragon]

I love 🛢️

[keen parrot]

damn wtf, thats pre-greco time

[abstract cobalt]

scotland

is not a country

that is in asia

but rather europe

[crimson meadow]

its just men wearing dresses

[keen parrot]

scotland isnt in asia are you dum dum

[abstract cobalt]

im trying to piss off the scotsman

[grim edge]

hello baguette

[crimson meadow]

scotland and ireland are like the same thing

[grim edge]

Me too by saying that england is better

[abstract cobalt]

💀 say that to an irish person

[supple delta]

Wtf did you say?

[grim edge]

aw man why was that deleted?

[crimson meadow]

I have done it

he has become offended

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jfaulcon

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Rapid: 1027 (peak)
Blitz: 857 (970 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

chill chat

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

bast why my message deleted?

[upbeat viper]

too much nonsense

[crimson meadow]

🗣️ I said scotland and Ireland are the same thing 💯 🔥

[upbeat viper]

^

[grim edge]

Why bro its Just hikaru shaking hand

Apparently thinking what my opponent does is better since my plans are shit

[grim edge]

very dry and unfunny chat right now

[grim edge]

look above if you wanna see nonsense

[abstract cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/ar-15-how-an-ar-15-works-gun-rifle-shooting-gif-16489470914882742706

[upbeat viper]

ikr

already handled

[supple delta]

Bro you not gona survive like that 💀

[grim edge]

... this is bias. Why didnt ya moderate mr.ducks message?

[abstract cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jid-gif-25437466

[abstract cobalt]

infinate money glitch

[upbeat viper]

who ?

[primal shore]

Bro called places with different languages the same

[grim edge]

. @upbeat viper

[primal shore]

Imagine calling the Netherlands and Belgium the same

[delicate yarrow]

how do you talk

[primal shore]

Crazyy

[delicate yarrow]

why am i being supressed

[void fjord]

Deeply

[primal shore]

SGYAAATTTTTTTTTTLANDDDDDDD FOREVEEHHHHHHH

[keen parrot]

gtg and then comes back after a few minutes

[low sable]

i that supposed to look like one of the string puppets

[grim edge]

Anyone 1000-1400 tryna play

[primal shore]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[upbeat viper]

anyway

chill

[grim edge]

germany clear

[peak plank]

I'm 1100 but sadly I gtg

[grim edge]

even france is clear

Damn next time

@sleek nacelle is Mayor's friend too

Who likes my shirt

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

BRO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING DUTCH ARE NOT THE SAME ALS BELGIUM WE HAVE DAMS. FRIKANDELBROODJE THEY NOT THEY ARE JUST FRENCH

i learnt that the netherlands was invaded by spain in the 16th century to take land and promote catholicism

and @lime lava

1100 Rapid before next week ends 💯

[grim edge]

And we won on the last

[grim edge]

what do you mean by "we"

[grim edge]

The dutch people

[primal shore]

Wait till you hear about the crusades and castel

[keen parrot]

ghost ping

i saw that ducky

[grim edge]

sad

[supple delta]

That's nothing

[grim edge]

why again

[upbeat viper]

don't bring up religions/old wars topics please

[grim edge]

fine

[keen parrot]

just leave it be man

[grim edge]

Ok i go how longer i stay here how more i lost brain cells

[keen parrot]

let the mods mod

[grim edge]

@primal shore dms dms dms

[primal shore]

I ooked

[supple delta]

😅😅lol

[grim edge]

what'd he say

[sleek nacelle]

h

[grim edge]

@primal shore if I may ask, did you create your profile picture?

[primal shore]

No my best friend did

[grim edge]

Oh dang. They did a great job then

[keen parrot]

[upbeat viper]

can't you crop the middle finger like on site btw

[grim edge]

isnt that an index finger

[primal shore]

I DIDDDD

It's middle

[grim edge]

oh

[primal shore]

Also I swear to every single higher being I cropped it on the cc site

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lucy (a_canadian123)

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Rapid: 1501 (1516 peak)
Blitz: 1027 (1033 peak)
Bullet: 1189 (1216 peak)

[grim edge]

the tongue is... questionable

[primal shore]

It's just my face

[grim edge]

not even 1.2k bullet UR A NERD

[upbeat viper]

look at your discord profile

[primal shore]

😋

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 𖤐︎✞︎𝕣𝕖𝕪 (3amtrey)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1310 (1337 peak)
Blitz: 1104 (1141 peak)
Bullet: 1012 (1078 peak)

[grim edge]

@primal shore ur bad

[primal shore]

why on discord what

[upbeat viper]

because he isn't allowed to send chat gpt generated answers

that's it

[void fjord]

Nah it’s a holy finger ✝️😇👼

[upbeat viper]

lol

no way

[supple delta]

@primal shore you have a good friend

[grim edge]

@primal shore do you support dortmund

[upbeat viper]

we follow the same pfp rules as on site

[keen parrot]

i mean it didnt look like gpt it was just a bit weird

[grim edge]

why is everyone pinging lucy so much

https://tenor.com/view/borussia-dortmund-marco-reus-gif-19339923

[primal shore]

who

[grim edge]

@primal shore ping for annoyance

[keen parrot]

reus is daddy

[grim edge]

dortmund is a football club/city in germany

[keen parrot]

||bremen >||

[primal shore]

mate please just this once this is a very special thing for me and i can't change the server pfp without nitro

[grim edge]

dusseldorf >

[keen parrot]

nah bro

[primal shore]

If I had nitro I would in a heartbeat

[grim edge]

lucy can i have the full pfp

[primal shore]

But otherwise you'll have to ban me if it's against TOS because I'm not changing it

[keen parrot]

ive seen way worse pfps than lucys being okay

[primal shore]

remind me tmr

[keen parrot]

like political ones and such

[upbeat viper]

ik ik

[grim edge]

smh

[flat gyro]

i won game 2

[upbeat viper]

but on CC a middle finger = pfp removed

[flat gyro]

too ez

[keen parrot]

W good job

[flat gyro]

time to lose game 3

[upbeat viper]

so idk

lemme check

[flat gyro]

i hate playing white

[void fjord]

😃

[keen parrot]

damn can you take all my black games and ill take all your white ones

[normal hatch]

charizard up to some devious activitys

[grim edge]

Even as white your opponent has a plan in mind so focus on spoiling it

[void fjord]

Ohooo? I love justice! Not death but justice!

[grim edge]

so why did you time me out for the second time?

[keen parrot]

clearly it wasnt a long TO since they are back

[grim edge]

Tsk tsk

[viral epoch]

I was almost 1.7k but then

BAM 1.4k

The tilt hit like a train

[primal shore]

@viral epoch ily

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> theherok_plays_on_yt

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Blitz: 705 (899 peak)
Bullet: 303 (388 peak)

[viral epoch]

Lyt Lukes

[slender jolt]

🥹

my rating so good (rel)

[grim edge]

303

ohh this is the message. interesting

[nova verge]

DONT WORRY @grim edge the justice league is on the way

[slender jolt]

yo ur bak

[keen parrot]

guys i have OTB tomorrow should i sleep (no/no)?

[upbeat viper]

yes

[rocky vale]

How strong is your opponent

[grim edge]

yeah idk why this one weird mod keeps on timing me out

[keen parrot]

its a rapid regional championship, might be a few decent players

[slender jolt]

you could make a ticket about it

[rocky vale]

No, only trash players

[keen parrot]

hey bast is not weird

[grim edge]

i didnt mention a name

[keen parrot]

last year an FM played but i beat him to win the tournament despite my illness

[grim edge]

why are you putting words in my mouth

[keen parrot]

but more ppl might play this time

[primal shore]

You have 1-2 a year so yes I'd recommend it

[keen parrot]

did you mean someone else?

[keen parrot]

oh i have more than that and this isn't so serious

[grim edge]

bro, find someone else to talk to you

[primal shore]

me i will

[keen parrot]

^

[supple delta]

I wana know what your friend used to make that art know 😣

[rocky vale]

How much money did you get

[keen parrot]

just don't insult are moderators, they are doing their best

[primal shore]

ms paint

Nah jokes I've no idea and can't ask

[keen parrot]

i don't remember there being prize money 💀

[supple delta]

Wait for real?

[keen parrot]

local federation poor af

[rocky vale]

WHAT

[supple delta]

Ohh okay

[rocky vale]

We have a tournament with 7000€ prize pool

In january

I hope to get some good cash there

[primal shore]

I could've went to a tournament a few weeks ago with a prize over 100k eur

[grim edge]

lucy dms asap

[primal shore]

Would've gotten absolutely crushed but uh

[rocky vale]

100.000?

[primal shore]

100,000

Or around there

Canadian women's closed

[rocky vale]

One hundred thousand?

[primal shore]

aye

CFC is one of the best funded chess entities

[rocky vale]

So only invited players?

[grim edge]

Robber’s Gambit; Chess Variation

[keen parrot]

im playing in a pretty big OTB closeby in the days between christmas and new year, but even then the prize pool is less than 5k usd

[rocky vale]

Wait I thought you were German

[supple delta]

And what was the rating limit ?

[primal shore]

No it means only Canadians can play but the section I'd be in was invited

[primal shore]

none

[primal shore]

Ya but i live in Canada

[rocky vale]

What is your otb rating

[void fjord]

Thank you for helping me work on my rudeness towards others! That basically everyone on this server suffers from.

[keen parrot]

the swedish federation is so shit at marketing, i wish i lived in NA or sum

[primal shore]

Like 17smt

[supple delta]

Okay, if I was 1400 I also have to play with 2000 ?

[rocky vale]

More than your chess.com?

[primal shore]

If you scored well enough you'd play gms

[supple delta]

Nice

[primal shore]

By far

[upbeat viper]

you're 17xx fide ?

[rocky vale]

So you are better than your chess.com suggests

[keen parrot]

cfc i think

[primal shore]

national

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

so like 1400 fide ?

[primal shore]

My fide is like high high 15 or mid to low 16 I cant remember

[upbeat viper]

idk the equivalence

oh okay

[keen parrot]

almost as good as a 2.7k online player i know

[upbeat viper]

who

[keen parrot]

road

idk if u know him

[upbeat viper]

must be very unfocused and impatient on longer time controls then

or lazy to calc

[keen parrot]

yeah he can't and doesn't play classical

[upbeat viper]

oh

:')

[keen parrot]

he is like 2300 fide blitz

[upbeat viper]

lol

he should get a title

ez

[primal shore]

I just can't play speed chess

[keen parrot]

I mean he already has a titled cc account

[upbeat viper]

smh

[keen parrot]

classical > online blitz if you are in a good mood

[grim edge]

i just blundered m1

[rocky vale]

I agree to disagree

[grim edge]

I keep seeing these videos of ppl moving pieces like they’re in a freaking chess anime i dont think i’d manage

[rocky vale]

30+0 is already exhausting

[keen parrot]

cringe

[rocky vale]

Did your opponent see it

[grim edge]

nah i resigned

[compact mantle]

I got a w against my opp today

But it was kinda sloppy ngl

[rocky vale]

Before he played it???

[keen parrot]

a W is a W

[primal shore]

We take sloppy W's

[rocky vale]

Otb?

[compact mantle]

Yes

[rocky vale]

Me too!

[compact mantle]

Nice

[grim edge]

yes

[rocky vale]

DON'T

[crimson meadow]

guess whos back

from da mute

[compact mantle]

Pause but hell yeah we do

[primal shore]

I wanna be titled grrrr

[compact mantle]

It was some weird French line

[keen parrot]

i recently joined a server and it just has the best emojis

[primal shore]

I need to catfish for more nitro

[keen parrot]

same grrr

[keen parrot]

if my girlfriend would do that i would take a second ngl

but i would understand the grind

get that nitro 🔥

[primal shore]

I ain't buying discord premium alr

[keen parrot]

im just buying the cheap one for emojis

[slender jolt]

only the absolute dumbest human on planet earth would fall for ur catfishing

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

this is discord that's 75% of users

[grim edge]

he set the m1 before i blundered it

he was gonna see it

[primal shore]

I've gotten over 100 usd catfishing

[slender jolt]

oh right, i forgot

[primal shore]

Hell prolly near 250

[grim edge]

wow...

no remorse?

[primal shore]

hell nah man

[keen parrot]

ive gotten two weeks of nitro from a catfish who then used the convo to edit and make it look like they sent n*des

[primal shore]

I don't feel remorse for ppl who fall for Internet scams Indians run

They dumb mfs

[slender jolt]

if i wanted i could just get like 10k robux and 3 months worth of nitro if i put an anime girl pfp and moewed in a gc 💀 discord is rlly cool

[slender jolt]

NAH

[primal shore]

why do you block me

Heck you meanie beanie

[keen parrot]

and i spent 10 bucks on a month of gold for someone i met on discord

so im on a net loss

[compact mantle]

[grim edge]

nah but catfishing is different

[slender jolt]

i did do that, but i got manners 😎

[rocky vale]

Ok but what if he doesn't

No point in resigning

[primal shore]

If you giving away your money for some thot on the Internet you need a lesson

[slender jolt]

e girl paradise, there are alot of gay, thristy , weird people on there (i left already)

[keen parrot]

you joined it in the first place which makes you inferior to me

[slender jolt]

i joined for the emojis when i had nitro 💀

[keen parrot]

good morning nug

[grim edge]

fair.

[primal shore]

@keen parrot wyd

#FreeMyBoyNugHeAintDoNuttinWrong

[keen parrot]

just in bed on discord

[grim edge]

people just gotta be taught the hard way

[keen parrot]

wbu

[compact mantle]

‘That ho over there’

[primal shore]

Dumb 'sexy' women with big egos

[primal shore]

Drinking w mates but I'm abt to leave

[keen parrot]

ah alr

[primal shore]

Tord is incho

Incho is....meh

[keen parrot]

not sleeping yet

cause drinking is cool

[primal shore]

I've been drinking for almost 5 years

[keen parrot]

dude anyone at 16+ at least drinks sometimes

[primal shore]

except ameircans

[analog spruce]

howdy

[compact mantle]

I started drinking at 17

[slender jolt]

(my opinion) drinking is rlly overrated, and not cool (scientific research) it littarly destroys the pancreas

[keen parrot]

yeah they built diff in a bad way

[analog spruce]

Ya’ll talking about alcohol? Damn what timing

[primal shore]

Because it ain't bad if you do it right

[primal shore]

real

[primal shore]

Bro said the pancreas

[keen parrot]

balkan people are born with a bottle of spirits

[analog spruce]

Bruh i been drinking since like 15

[slender jolt]

liver i mean or smth

i forgor

[analog spruce]

Im albanian and thats bad enough so i gotta drink

[keen parrot]

yeah its badass!

[slender jolt]

fr

[keen parrot]

bro is self aware at least 😭

[primal shore]

You drink it with water or some other drink, and you drink more then 1.5 litres of water daily, I can't get the source atm but I'm certain, that when done in moderation and when you drink water like a normal person, you have very very very little health issues from it

[keen parrot]

balkan ppl gotta drink to forget that they live in a shithole fr

[grim edge]

not this coversation again

[primal shore]

Realist thing in this server

[trail prism]

I just shaved my moustache

[slender jolt]

i like how teenagers those days flex how bad of a human being they are 👍

[keen parrot]

@birq

[primal shore]

In Berlin ppl would lie about being Albanian because it helps people trust you in the crime world

[analog spruce]

Yeah queue up the “RED AND BLACK” song now guys

[keen parrot]

NOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BIRQY

[analog spruce]

Lmfao albanians in germany are the weirdest people ever

[keen parrot]

#FreeAlice !!!!!

[crimson meadow]

no way yall banned birq for 🛢️

[trail prism]

What happend to birdie ??

[slender jolt]

oil??!??!?!

[nova verge]

🫂

[analog spruce]

U ever met an actual albanian or just ppl fronting to be one of us there

[keen parrot]

free tord man, free alice

[analog spruce]

We got noses shaped like toucan beaks so its not hard to identify but

[primal shore]

Mostly pretenders but I met several in sereavo

[keen parrot]

#FreeAlice

[nova verge]

Free everyone

[primal shore]

The capital of Serbia however you spell

[analog spruce]

Thats belgrade

[trail prism]

Vere ce sa intamplat cu birq ?

[keen parrot]

Sarajevo is capital of Bosnia rip

[analog spruce]

I tink u mean sarajevo lol

[keen parrot]

nu stiu, pur si simplu a fost banned

[trail prism]

Oh wait we not allowed to speak in other languages

[keen parrot]

lmao tru keep it english

[trail prism]

Strange

[analog spruce]

AmEriCaN EdUcATiOn

[primal shore]

send me that @ rn

[crimson meadow]

actual hate

[primal shore]

Oh shit you right I gotta stop drinking

[slender jolt]

LOL that happened to me once

[grim edge]

same

can someone help me with math

[keen parrot]

lmao

[glossy radish]

lmfaooo L tord never liked him

[trail prism]

I am practicing since 11pm to tie a tie and I am still bad at it

[slender jolt]

scammers are wild

[trail prism]

What subject

[keen parrot]

you should have said yes

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-skull-emoji-skeleton-skull-reaction-skeleton-reaction-gif-25051682

[grim edge]

algebra 2

[trail prism]

Send me a example problem

[keen parrot]

its ok

[analog spruce]

I literally failed to solve a simpleass equation the other day, miss the high school days i did it so effortlessly

[trail prism]

Like the formula the exercise is based on

[grim edge]

I dont know it

[formal bison]

Guys I lost 100 elo : (

[trail prism]

ax²+bx+c=0 ?

[soft abyss]

someone around 800 elo wanna challenge me? add me mickep_02

on dc

[trail prism]

Alr I'ma check it out

[keen parrot]

last one right?

[analog spruce]

Oh hell nah get that outta my face

[slender jolt]

sad

[trail prism]

I don't understand a shit 💀

[analog spruce]

Or i’ll have to start drinking too

[trail prism]

In which grade is it teached

[grim edge]

thats quadratic

[trail prism]

Oh wait

[keen parrot]

no idea, looks fairly standard though

[last verge]

still hype over the fact that i beat a 2500 earlier

[trail prism]

x/y=y/x thing ?

[keen parrot]

dunno

[trail prism]

Welp time to go back to tying the tie

[keen parrot]

i slept 12 hours and still was tired all day, brain ain't functioning right

[trail prism]

See y'all back when I understand how to do it

[keen parrot]

cya man

[trail prism]

It's my 2nd day of not sleeping

[grim edge]

what is the unit for radiation anyone know?

[grim edge]

correct

what is your iq

[analog spruce]

Isnt it geiger or some shit

[primal shore]

Most I didn't sleep was like 80smth hours that shit was crazy

[analog spruce]

The beepy scratchy noise device that kinda sounds like an old vinyl disk

[primal shore]

Then I slept for like a full day

Woke up and ate a whole turkey and went back to bed

[analog spruce]

Bruh thats fked

[grim edge]

help

[primal shore]

wanna do that again ima be honest

[primal shore]

Show the situation

[analog spruce]

I’ve slept for 26 hrs before but

The longest i stayed without sleep was like 40 smth hours

[jovial jetty]

i think 11

[gentle crane]

Dog

[grim edge]

thats the equipment, not the unit: a unit for example would be m/s for speed

[primal shore]

I used to have chronic insomnia

[analog spruce]

Oh shit

[gentle crane]

Show the situation and isn’t this like 5th grade stuff

[jovial jetty]

basic quadratics are taught in grade 10 tho

[primal shore]

Then i started doing drugs

[gentle crane]

I had it and now I somehow sleep 11 hours a day

[keen parrot]

lmao i got it tested when i was like 7 and it came back as 140+ since that's how high the test went

[trail prism]

Oh I am 9th xD

[primal shore]

Real

I be napping with my cat everytime he wants to nap

[keen parrot]

might feel quirky and take one some day

[primal shore]

Yall ever feel like you wanna take a nap but the nap don't wanna take you

[jovial jetty]

it depends on what country youre from

[trail prism]

I got tested by the school and I got 131-140

[gentle crane]

My cat woke me up thrice today

[grim edge]

Why though?

[keen parrot]

nice

[gentle crane]

She jumped on my face and then acted all innocent

[primal shore]

Because doctor telled me to

[jovial jetty]

in Canada you start learning precalc in grade 10

[trail prism]

Tho I do not like to learn math and stuff forced

[analog spruce]

Does ur doctor sell his drugs at the corner of the street by any chance

[trail prism]

I like to learn whatever I want to learn

[grim edge]

oh, like medical drugs?

[analog spruce]

Or in an alley or smth

[primal shore]

yea...drugs

[trail prism]

Man I did not see myself without a moustache in ages

[gentle crane]

Yes, Iq is such a good measure of intelligence

You’re so smart congratulations

[primal shore]

Moustaches are hot on certain ppl

[trail prism]

It feels strange without it

[keen parrot]

its not, i feel really dumb a lot of times

[primal shore]

I've never had a real iq test

[gentle crane]

I look homeless with anmousetache

[primal shore]

I should do that

[gentle crane]

I was being sarcastic 💀

[grim edge]

Sleep has never been harder

[analog spruce]

Moustache without beard under the age of 50 is like a predator vibe lmao

[grim edge]

Hello lucy

[keen parrot]

also iq made me very lazy cause i never had to study as a kid

[grim edge]

Hi tilt

[primal shore]

20 year old women w beards

[trail prism]

I cut it down cuz I was told I looked like ped*

[grim edge]

Greetings nuggets

[keen parrot]

hi yass

[primal shore]

@grim edge ily

[grim edge]

What's good tilt how have you been

[gentle crane]

My friend shaved his today cuz I told him that 💀

[grim edge]

Lyt gamer

[analog spruce]

That sounds interesting

[grim edge]

just say medicine lol

[trail prism]

Wait a sec

[keen parrot]

ah I've not been all too great, but I'm hanging in there. wbu

[trail prism]

U from Romania by any chance ?

[primal shore]

That's hard to spell

English is hard okay

[gentle crane]

No I’m Canadian

[grim edge]

understandable

[trail prism]

K so u not the homie who told me that

[analog spruce]

English is retar @analog spruce

[grim edge]

Been doin well enough lately been struggling as well but everything's slightly better

anyone understand the cosine and sin rules?

[gentle crane]

English is amazing

[trail prism]

What a coincidence

[keen parrot]

that's good

[primal shore]

Romania is my favourite country, I went there and had to get a new passport and credit card when I left 😄

[grim edge]

Hyd bruv

[grim edge]

How's your chess career

[grim edge]

it was me who stole it

[analog spruce]

Yeah sure thing duolingo if i said no ud prolly hurt my family or smth

[grim edge]

When's the human trafficking arc lucy

[keen parrot]

tears of pride 🥹

[gentle crane]

I do that either way

[keen parrot]

its going okay ig

[primal shore]

That's in Albania

[analog spruce]

Hahahahahahaha nice

[keen parrot]

haven't played that much

[grim edge]

What crimes did you commit in romania then

[analog spruce]

Ayo no man stop the stereotypes

[gentle crane]

Being British

[analog spruce]

We’re mostly like loan sharks and drug dealers not human traffickers cmon

[primal shore]

I'm barley british

[grim edge]

Ain't she like german

[grim edge]

ur british enough for me to hate you

[analog spruce]

Being british is rough, wouldnt wish it on a serb

[primal shore]

Still most in Europe, plus i love the place anywya

[keen parrot]

i thought albania was the organ seller country

[primal shore]

So true

[analog spruce]

Tf man where u guys getting ur news from

[grim edge]

Balkans in general are just the wasteland of europe

[keen parrot]

i get all of mine from there anyway

[grim edge]

Where all the filth of the mainland goes to

[keen parrot]

but it's our wasteland 🔥

[analog spruce]

Hook me up i live here lemme sell my kidney or smth

[grim edge]

Sadly britain escaped that fate

[primal shore]

Miauuu

[grim edge]

Great man i can't sleep

[analog spruce]

Where u from dood

[keen parrot]

romania

[grim edge]

I've learnt a new phrase in german you wanna hear it

[primal shore]

romantic and sweden

[analog spruce]

Ah the da dumla dumla da song place

[primal shore]

Wtf autocorrect why is Romania now romantic

[keen parrot]

not much of a romantic

[primal shore]

Hell yes

[grim edge]

Bring dich um 🔥

[keen parrot]

ich liebe Deutschland

[grim edge]

ich liebe dich

[gentle crane]

My dads going to Germany for 2 weeks so I have to drop my sister everywhere

[primal shore]

Ich liebe du

[analog spruce]

Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein

[gentle crane]

Not very fun

[primal shore]

Deutschland Deutschland über allan

[grim edge]

Why is everyone speaking warcrimes now...

[analog spruce]

Und das heißt….

[primal shore]

shut up

сука блять

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

@keen parrot my romanian is shit when im drunk remind me how it was ily

Im gonna blow up this place with some arabic if y'all don't calm down

[gentle crane]

Chill 💀

[grim edge]

why do i have the sudden urge to play among us

[analog spruce]

Иди на хуй

[keen parrot]

lmao okay ilyt

[grim edge]

بطاطس

[grim edge]

NO IM ASKING

[grim edge]

i got 175+

[keen parrot]

What

[grim edge]

how to say ily in pickpocketer

anyone wanna play among us with me

aka romanian

[keen parrot]

te iubesc

[grim edge]

ok ty

[gentle crane]

Ur stupid, trust me

[grim edge]

Send the code bruh i gotchu

[analog spruce]

I got 47….. chromosomes.

[keen parrot]

very real

[grim edge]

it alr started

[primal shore]

I used to be an adventurer like you

[grim edge]

i know i was lying

Never mind

[grim edge]

what does this mean

[primal shore]

Then I took an arrow in the knee

[grim edge]

real iq is 92

[keen parrot]

no mods on, everyone start speaking robmanian

[grim edge]

huh

[primal shore]

Holy frick do you not skyrim

[analog spruce]

I dont know romanian

[primal shore]

Blocked

[grim edge]

dute in pula lui mata

How do i tell someone to off themselves in romanian

[gentle crane]

God of war best

[grim edge]

i only know romanian insults rn

[keen parrot]

taci din gura si hai la muie 🔥

[primal shore]

It's almost harvesting season

[gentle crane]

It’s almost Christmas and I haven’t asked the girl I like out 😭

[grim edge]

Naw you're on your own

[analog spruce]

Lmao dude just ask chatgpt or some shut

[grim edge]

ok bet

[keen parrot]

no not like that

[grim edge]

Do it today

[grim edge]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING RN

i had the freaky juice let me be

[analog spruce]

Why dont u wait until after christmas

[primal shore]

MEANIE BEANIE

[grim edge]

Duolingo if you don't ask her I'll drive a plane into her apartment

[grim edge]

Don' fear rejection, use it as a lesson

[keen parrot]

should i go down at 2am and drink some tuica

[analog spruce]

Like preferably until february until they all fail their new year new me shit

[grim edge]

DRINK PALINKA

[gentle crane]

I’m jacked I don’t fear rejection from anyone except her

[keen parrot]

that shit is like 50+%

[fallen valley]

@cedar osprey would you like to handle this?

[keen parrot]

don't have rip

[primal shore]

Christmas is my favourite bc me and my mum make such much food together and omg its so good

[grim edge]

PALINKA 60' SOLO'S

[analog spruce]

So then their egoes are gone and self esteem is fked

[grim edge]

Just do it man

[grim edge]

Oh it's the english scum

[fallen valley]

Christmas is the best holiday

[keen parrot]

we have some banger visinata

[grim edge]

I've got some in a montain dew bottle at home

[keen parrot]

but i wont drink from that

[primal shore]

Bro my back just had a nerve seasure

[fallen valley]

No I speak American

[keen parrot]

that's actually nutty

[gentle crane]

Seizure

[grim edge]

Shii my bad I didn't mean to do you like that

[primal shore]

English dumb

I don't wanna speak English rn

[gentle crane]

Why

[analog spruce]

Doyiselksic

[primal shore]

Im gonna talk french with the guy here

[gentle crane]

I hate French

[grim edge]

i know french maybe

[gentle crane]

French gave me nightmares I hate that I know it

[analog spruce]

French disgusts me

[keen parrot]

i need to wait for my dad, brother and his gf to sleep so that i can sneak down in the basement for some alcohol

[grim edge]

that's the ratio of drunk:sober in this chat

[grim edge]

Auf der heide bluhd ein kleines

[analog spruce]

Blümelein… und das heißt…

[grim edge]

ERIKA

[analog spruce]

ERRRIKKKAAAAA

[grim edge]

lmao did I tell you once i brought vodka with water and juice syrup to class

[analog spruce]

HAHAA 🙋‍♂️

Ayo this emoji sus af

[keen parrot]

W, i wish i could get my hands on alcohol that easily

[grim edge]

Nah bro you gotta get more shit into that mixz

[grim edge]

perks of having parents that neglect me

[analog spruce]

🙋‍♂️

[keen parrot]

but kinda good i don't, i would be drinking myself to sleep most nights

[grim edge]

I don't think you should

why drink oneself to sleep when you can cry yourself to sleep

Most of the time

[keen parrot]

porque no los dos

[analog spruce]

Sometimes i pee my pants just to feel some warmth

[grim edge]

don't spanish me

[grim edge]

Damn bruh duck has it figured out already

[keen parrot]

can't be an alcoholic if you don't have money for it

[grim edge]

i have solved live

Porque hablar camarena

[warped sparrow]

Who is weaker WCC? Ding or Euve?

[grim edge]

the fxck is camarena

[mystic stream]

Sawcon

[grim edge]

suck on what sir

[keen parrot]

i was watching football wednesday, mexican player in my team missed a shot and i could read his lips shouting PUTAAAA

[analog spruce]

I will dm u for cute cat pics and i fully expect you to send some cute ass cats my way or we gonna have a problem

[grim edge]

lmfao

[grim edge]

Macarena i meant i had a joe biden there for a momento you feel me hermano

[fallen valley]

Well earned

[grim edge]

i love the macarena song

[keen parrot]

we won anyway so all G

[grim edge]

Te quiero taco bell

yo quiero*

[warped sparrow]

Who is the GOAT? Tal or Tal?

[grim edge]

Don't correct me i have no respect for the Spanish

[keen parrot]

maybe he meant i love you taco bell

[analog spruce]

Awww maaan ur dms are closed but bim bim bam bam is solid i love it

[grim edge]

i don't either

[grim edge]

Damn bro friendly fire

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[grim edge]

OVERTHROW THE SPANISH MONARCHY RAHHHHH

[warped sparrow]

eh? why its embed?

[arctic scarab]

I connected my discord to me chess account but I can talk still

[grim edge]

@lime lava i am sad. @upbeat viper timed me out

[arctic scarab]

cant*

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[grim edge]

Your isp is going crazy with these e-footprints

[grim edge]

my who

[keen parrot]

timed out but still talks

[grim edge]

You gun get locked up with benzema

[analog spruce]

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360060145013

[mystic stream]

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360060145013

[grim edge]

i said timed out, please read

[dawn yew]

Bro the mods are xenophobic they timeouted me bc I like scotland

[keen parrot]

benzema actually owns 15 guns, google "benzema 15" for more information

[warped sparrow]

Garbage that works

[grim edge]

Ill kill you

[fallen valley]

Actually we're xenophobic because we don't want Lichess users here

[grim edge]

That girl was to blame if she was only a little older..

[grim edge]

W

[dawn yew]

i'm not an lichess user

[keen parrot]

nooo please dont i value my life 😔

[grim edge]

Internet service provider

deepocwansun you're my new favorite mod

[fallen valley]

Sounds like something a Lichess user would say

[dawn yew]

I don't have a lichess account

[keen parrot]

i totally don't have 4 times the amount of games on lichess

[grim edge]

i have digi who is romanian so i can say i wanna overthrow the spanish monarchy they won't care

[upbeat viper]

uuh that's wrong tho'

[analog spruce]

Wot is zenophobia

[lament jacinth]

LICHESS USERS BE GONE

[grim edge]

liphobia

[dawn yew]

discrimination to people because of their nation

[analog spruce]

Oh im all for that

[lament jacinth]

Not at 10 36 am

[grim edge]

Fk the romanian goverment i have a collection of lethal weapons that will be used to overthrow roadman land

hey @upbeat viper u in chat

[analog spruce]

I support my xenophobic homies out there

[dawn yew]

SHUT UP YOU FRENCH PERSON

[grim edge]

FXCK YEAHHH

[topaz wolf]

are you australian?

[keen parrot]

as a romanian i agree, all the corrupt thieves to prison

[lament jacinth]

Ig yeah

[grim edge]

Baguette you up to chess

Hi Liya

[lament jacinth]

Hi Q

[topaz wolf]

ig? I mean you are definitely living in the same time zone as east australia

[grim edge]

r u french

[grim edge]

Wsg liya are you still trash

What?

[keen parrot]

that's a girl

[lament jacinth]

OK 800 elo

[grim edge]

Excuse me i am 1300 now

[lament jacinth]

Still trash

[grim edge]

@grim edge im drunk can i kiss you and regret it tomorrow

[grim edge]

Fight me then

im not arab

[lament jacinth]

1v1. Clean fight

[topaz wolf]

you might be 1500 soon

[grim edge]

No I'll catch a case and a half and be thrown just right next to edp

[lament jacinth]

Bro can you stop

[grim edge]

What time control

Yeah and i am busy doing your mom

[keen parrot]

damn she said it

[lament jacinth]

No, first to get a concussion

[dawn yew]

SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

Ight bro I'll punch your 4'3 ass back to the earth crust

[keen parrot]

im a yass believer

[dawn yew]

?

[grim edge]

Nah bro i gotchu she ain't got nothing on me

I'll swallow her soul and then spit it out

[lament jacinth]

And I unleash nuclear warfare

[keen parrot]

shmeggsy

[grim edge]

What nuclear warfare

Against ants?

[lament jacinth]

See the shooting star in the sky?
.
Look again

[analog spruce]

Lmao imagine being short

[grim edge]

No i am not looking so it doesn't exist

[lament jacinth]

Couldn't imagine

[grim edge]

im a yassist

[keen parrot]

being short as a woman is not even undesirable

being short as a man is adeath sentence

[lament jacinth]

Who in the server is actually short

[grim edge]

Your ass can't imagine reaching the counter top wachu sayin

i wish i were short

[keen parrot]

you

[topaz wolf]

whats considered short

[analog spruce]

I agree (6ft 1 btw)

[grim edge]

MY MAN DAB ME UP

[lament jacinth]

Idk probably like 3 ft and below

[dawn yew]

@upbeat viper Because he is french

[keen parrot]

6ft here, gf more than a foot shorter

[grim edge]

Liya face reveal

[drowsy lodge]

get out of my timezone

[proud breach]

I finally got to 1600 in every gamemode

[analog spruce]

Nah im just kidding lmao im fking 5’6’’

[lament jacinth]

THANK YOU 4 FT AND ABOVE IS TALL. THAT MEANS IM 10 IMCHES ABOVE BEING SHORT

[proud breach]

this was me: 🤓 this is me now:😎

[keen parrot]

oh 😭

[grim edge]

Whose this guy again @keen parrot I don't remember seeing him when i was active

im 5'8" i wish i were like 5'4"

[grim edge]

Oh you're short...

[keen parrot]

ill explain in dms cause mods don't want me harassing

[lament jacinth]

Midget

[dawn yew]

sudden lil darkie jumpscare

[grim edge]

Aight bruv

[analog spruce]

Lmao u guys got no chill

[grim edge]

Friendly fire ouch

[trail prism]

How is tie knot lookin

[analog spruce]

Aint u like 4ft 4 or smth

[lament jacinth]

No im 4 ft 10 and .6 of an inch acshully

[grim edge]

Nah bro you don't have the facilities for that

[keen parrot]

neck reveal

[analog spruce]

Awwww i could prolly accidentally step on u

[trail prism]

Here za hando

[grim edge]

You lookin' hella fine bruv ngp

[primal shore]

I used to be 150cm but I did a groq

[lament jacinth]

Nice neck you got there!
Wouldn't it be a shame if I just...

"BASTOURRRRAAAA"

[primal shore]

Grow

[dawn yew]

imagine not being alive

[analog spruce]

Bro ur name is kayden take 5 minutes timeout and come back

[fallen valley]

Chill out bruh

[lament jacinth]

OOF

[trail prism]

Wsp

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

wait at what age did you start growing

[grim edge]

Imagine chatting from either a computer or a mobile device

• sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge

Stop cappin you can't speak to women

[analog spruce]

Is ur name iliya and ur secretly a 46 yr old russian guy? Just wondering

[grim edge]

Basically 6'

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAO 4FT

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

Hey fellas

[lament jacinth]

Oh blyat you got me

[primal shore]

I had a growth spert few months ago, grew like 15 cm and 8 kilo

[dawn yew]

imagine being able to see (I type thru braille)

[analog spruce]

Haha BLYAAAAT

[keen parrot]

hm so there is a chance

[grim edge]

Imagine being alive

[analog spruce]

I wanna learn russian so damn much

[grim edge]

You're in the realm of not short anymore

How everyone?

Congrats

[grim edge]

Eli???

I'm 5'5 lol

[grim edge]

нет, ты не делаешь

[dawn yew]

imagine being a 3rd dimensional being

[keen parrot]

that's about average for women

[grim edge]

That's not a flex bro 😭

[grim edge]

I exist in the 83rd dimension

[trail prism]

Guys I saw smth with the corner of my eye moovin

[primal shore]

I got a man's rn

[analog spruce]

Bro if a woman is almost as tall as me im fkin doomed

[trail prism]

Almost shat my pants

[dawn yew]

I exist in all of the infinite dimensions

[lament jacinth]

I know girls who've held girls longer than you 💀

[grim edge]

There's only 82 dimensions

[analog spruce]

OOF

[primal fern]

sir this is a chess server

[grim edge]

Nah bro stop talking to me you couldn't keep her for 2 weeks bro

[dawn yew]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

NAAAAAAAH 😭

[keen parrot]

that's worse than not having a gf at all ngl

[grim edge]

Was about to ask for your number

[dawn yew]

82 dimensions that you poor being know of

[grim edge]

Ong

[keen parrot]

i haven't had anyone for 19 years and now 3 months in and still going

[grim edge]

There's only -3 more dimensions and those are the dimensions you exist in.

Hold on is the offer still up

[grim edge]

Hope it ends well dude