💬〡general-off-topic

[compact mantle]

I’m sorry bro

Just start boxing

[trail prism]

Went wrong

[keen parrot]

plenty of girls there around 5'0

[compact mantle]

Fr

[sterile copper]

So im 5i nches taller great

[trail prism]

I scare women

[supple imp]

In Iran isn't it illegal to kiss women you aren't married to if you have a wife?

You get whipped as punishment

[tulip lichen]

learn muay thai lil bro

[compact mantle]

Probably

[teal dragon]

Lran

[compact mantle]

That’s thailand exclusive

[keen parrot]

5 inches diff is normal

[sterile copper]

I can barely lift my feet up 3 feer

[tulip lichen]

no there's muay thai gyms in my country

[teal dragon]

5 inches huge

[supple imp]

Ronaldo kissed a woman in Iran and now Iran has a warrant for him

[trail prism]

Nah just learn full body combat

[grim edge]

Chess player don't have gfs

[normal hatch]

What about 2.5?

[tulip lichen]

just stretch and make yourself flexible

[compact mantle]

Not as good as in thailand

[grim edge]

Change my mind

[sterile copper]

Ronaldo or mj

[keen parrot]

must struggle to be a man in a country with the shortest men and most beautiful women

[tulip lichen]

true

[trail prism]

Use every part of your body to fight on short even the 3rd leg

[normal hatch]

Tf is this comparison

[teal dragon]

Almost too big

[keen parrot]

me!

[lament jacinth]

YOU don't have a gf

[snow moth]

Most don't

[normal hatch]

🐈

[sterile copper]

Michael Jackson btw

[normal hatch]

Makes even less sense

[grim edge]

I used to

[compact mantle]

I mean they rlly be doing their thing there

[worthy flume]

i beated cheater

[trail prism]

Well I do now 💀

[teal dragon]

W

[sterile copper]

L

[teal dragon]

400 elo crazy

[normal hatch]

“Whos better, Ronaldo or Michael Jackson”

[sterile copper]

Egend

[grim edge]

What nation does she live in? Imagination?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[worthy flume]

second account im 1241 FIDE

[compact mantle]

Ronaldo bc MJ is dead

[supple imp]

It doesn't mean he was cheating against you and he could've been banned for just being mean

[grim edge]

:3

[keen parrot]

your predatory ass shouldnt talk

[sterile copper]

Its clearly Muhammad ali

[trail prism]

I flipped a coin to see if I should ask a girl out and it came as an yes so me asked girl to be my gf and she accepted

[normal hatch]

Wild

[worthy flume]

dont ruin my hopes

[compact mantle]

Jit has two fide accounts

[teal dragon]

😱😱😱😱cc approved tho???

[trail prism]

Romania

[normal hatch]

Snap back to reality

[grim edge]

am i ur gf

[sterile copper]

Rocky or tom the cat

[normal hatch]

What is love

[grim edge]

Romania isn't real 💀

[compact mantle]

Romanian girls are fire fr

[keen parrot]

baby dont hurt me

[trail prism]

Yes u are my gay friend

[shy pike]

u are

[teal dragon]

🔥

[supple imp]

If he was cheating against you and you're an actual 400 you would've lost in 4 moves

[normal hatch]

Dont hurt me

[grim edge]

yay

[keen parrot]

yeah, too bad they are romanian though

[normal hatch]

🗣️

[supple imp]

No more

[sterile copper]

Unfortunately tate has them for pre order

[compact mantle]

Lmao they just gotta come over then we good

[supple imp]

Ig everyone got that ss now

[trail prism]

They are 50/50

Half are ok half are not ok

[tulip lichen]

yeah but that's not what the joke was about

[compact mantle]

It’s not std so it doesn’t count

[tulip lichen]

dating is haram in my country

[teal dragon]

Std gaming

[worthy flume]

[compact mantle]

I figured

[sterile copper]

Japanese girls are either weird or super super nice

[supple imp]

The cringe physically hurts

[keen parrot]

for real, have you ever been in a vc with him

[sterile copper]

Stay halal ya habibi

[grim edge]

Dude this is one of the first messages I sent on discord

[trail prism]

Or psychopaths

[compact mantle]

I’ve become immune to cringe

[tulip lichen]

shokran ya habibi

[normal hatch]

Stop sending this💀

[compact mantle]

My little brother done shown me too much bs I can’t be bothered anymore

[grim edge]

Muslims Halal on the streets Haram under the sheets

[compact mantle]

Believe me, it’s both

[tulip lichen]

😭

[sterile copper]

Ong once they married

[tulip lichen]

both

[teal dragon]

This is how i see myself on discord:

[supple imp]

Nah

[tulip lichen]

they're both super super nice and weird

[normal hatch]

🐺

[trail prism]

Me need eat more

[supple imp]

That doesn't make it better

[compact mantle]

Solid, why drop london?

[trail prism]

How gain weight

[normal hatch]

Bro made the most boring repertoire

[sterile copper]

Fresh from the irish famine

[teal dragon]

What if black plays Nf6 e6

[tulip lichen]

bro wtf is all that excess skin bro you aint a flying squirrel put on some weight lil bro

[compact mantle]

It’s good tho

[grim edge]

eat

[trail prism]

I cannot

[grim edge]

Chat can't go a single day without harassing me

[tulip lichen]

lemme guess because you're an ectomorph

[trail prism]

Somehow I ain't putting on weight

[keen parrot]

you cant go a single day without asking liya to play with you

[compact mantle]

Lmaoo

[sterile copper]

Why you still mayor go run for president

[normal hatch]

True🐈

[trail prism]

No I just cannot eat a lot

[grim edge]

did y'all know im 48kg

[compact mantle]

Pause*

[grim edge]

Bro I ask everyone

[trail prism]

Me too

48-50kgs

[tulip lichen]

if you slowly make your portions bigger you'll be able to eat more

[teal dragon]

🤯

[sterile copper]

Im 98

[normal hatch]

Thats quite light

[keen parrot]

you guys arent living up to the romanian standard

[compact mantle]

Fr

[grim edge]

Ok

[keen parrot]

98kg and 5'5, yeah i hate to break it to you but you're obese

[compact mantle]

240lbs 5’2

[sterile copper]

Go run for emperor

[supple imp]

Nah you must be jk you're 5'5 there's no way you're 98kg

[tulip lichen]

before school exams 51.25 kg
after school exams 45.85 kg

[normal hatch]

Bro

[trail prism]

There is one good thing tho I can run rlly fast right now and if I put on weight I think I am going to slow myself down

[tulip lichen]

idk how but it happened

[restive storm]

Nf6 e6 isn't a kid

[grim edge]

done

[compact mantle]

Lbs probably

[grim edge]

what

[teal dragon]

Nf6 e6 is east indian, could become a nimzo indian, queens indian, even benoni or bogo

[supple imp]

Hopefully

[sterile copper]

I know im stupid not blind

[compact mantle]

That’s like 45kg

[tulip lichen]

that's my weight before and after the exams

[latent oracle]

You are so correct

[trail prism]

How much is 173cm in feet

[compact mantle]

Nah I aint never seen a fat filipino

[supple imp]

Damn

[normal hatch]

Holy shit its balls

[restive storm]

Thats like d5 and not taking c4

[compact mantle]

Like 4’11

[teal dragon]

yeah but no d5

[keen parrot]

i know that height all to well to know that 4'11 is 150 cm

[trail prism]

I am fkd then 💀

[sterile copper]

Go to the nearest McDonald's

[grim edge]

how does one lose that much weight???

[keen parrot]

5'8

[compact mantle]

😂😂 don’t tell him that

[teal dragon]

Balls has landed 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[grim edge]

Bro

I changed my name

[tulip lichen]

ig this wasn't lying

[grim edge]

badaum tss

[trail prism]

How big u is like in height

[trail prism]

From stress my hair goes curly

[keen parrot]

im 6ft/183 cm

[sterile copper]

Sing for free nitro

[teal dragon]

No it doesnt suck but it cant be played as a system. You still go with d4 c4 but you need to still know what ur doing

[trail prism]

Interesting

I wanna get to 5'11

[grim edge]

that's nice, but i already have nitro

[compact mantle]

6 feet gang😎

[normal hatch]

1.d4 is stunting your chess elo

[tulip lichen]

I skipped 6 meals because I was stressed because of the exams bro

[grim edge]

How do you record voice?

[latent oracle]

Never been correcter

[sterile copper]

Iswtg I still think u ai

[keen parrot]

6ft, 19, live/has lived in the netherlands...

[tulip lichen]

and that was in 3 days

[latent oracle]

👆👆👆

[teal dragon]

Nimzo indian is notorious for being annoying to d4 players

[sterile copper]

Best move ke2

[copper rover]

how to get trusted role

[stable jungle]

@copper rover connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[compact mantle]

Lmao, that’s dangerously similar to me bruh

[normal hatch]

Im a big fan balls

[grim edge]

i skip 6 meals and i lose 2kg at worst

[grim edge]

I got that aswell

[latent oracle]

What about nimzo larsen

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[grim edge]

use your phone

[normal hatch]

[keen parrot]

6ft is still average

[teal dragon]

Well...

[compact mantle]

Lemme guess tilt, your birthday is in april?

[latent oracle]

Ty papi same to you

[keen parrot]

close, june

[sterile copper]

What is balls how much is it

[compact mantle]

Shi

[grim edge]

bet

[compact mantle]

I’m older😎

[grim edge]

Um.... Dahlia

[compact mantle]

That singing was not ai

[teal dragon]

Yeah because e6 makes no sense after Bf4

[grim edge]

will... um.... you... play chess with me?

[sterile copper]

L rizz

[normal hatch]

hater

[compact mantle]

183cm is actually exactly the avg height here

[tulip lichen]

combine REALLY BAD stress and anxiety with skipping 2 meals for 5 days and you'll lose that much weight

[compact mantle]

Or it was some time ago

[keen parrot]

yeah okay but are you in a long distance relationship that fuxks with your emotions but you keep holding on even through the pain cause it will be worth it in the end? didnt think so

[compact mantle]

Dawg just get some money and fly yourself out

[supple delta]

Wana play chess ?

[tulip lichen]

nvm there was days i didn't even eat at all in

[teal dragon]

🥺

[grim edge]

sure

[sterile copper]

Neg rizz

[tulip lichen]

like 1 or 2 days I didn't eat at all

[sterile copper]

Nvm W rizz

[tulip lichen]

like not even breakfast

[normal hatch]

[compact mantle]

💀mb bro, I aint in that situation

[supple delta]

Le me addd you real quick

[keen parrot]

shits rough

[compact mantle]

My emotions been messed up lately tho

[teal dragon]

:3

[grim edge]

i have diagnosed chronic depression

[normal hatch]

Cant use other emotes in this server

[grim edge]

i have to play with mayor first

[supple delta]

As you wish

[sterile copper]

I was diagnosed with stage 3 Idiocracy

[teal dragon]

[compact mantle]

My parents are still in a divorce as they have to go to court again

[latent oracle]

🔥sex🔥

[grim edge]

Don't you mean Emperor

[normal hatch]

🔥Sex🔥

[sterile copper]

Movin up in life

[grim edge]

Sorry

[sterile copper]

🔥sex🔥

[normal hatch]

Shut it

[grim edge]

Got demotedd

[grim edge]

emperor lol funny name.

[keen parrot]

oof that shits rough, my uncle is getting divorced too

[sterile copper]

Moving down in life

[compact mantle]

Also the girl I had a crush on giving me mixed signals after she broke contact🫠

[compact mantle]

Yeah divorce sucks man

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[grim edge]

It's only up from here

[teal dragon]

[sterile copper]

How much money for yall to punch mayor

[compact mantle]

It’s like you get slapped with bs everyday when you get home

[tulip lichen]

also combine that with my mom saying i'm not good enough and comparing me to other people and you lose 5.4 kg

[teal dragon]

Bruh ill pay you

[keen parrot]

yea i feel ya

[normal hatch]

Punch the mayor? Say less

[latent oracle]

Fr

[tulip lichen]

btw i got a perfect 100 in english last year

[compact mantle]

Just do it for free

[tulip lichen]

i'm not even joking bruh

[compact mantle]

But yeah life goes on yk

[keen parrot]

gotta keep on fighting, im in a tough spot atm too but its even tougher for her

[teal dragon]

Yeah but im so down i would take -10 bucks

[drowsy talon]

[sterile copper]

How much money for you to to tickle the mayors toes

[fervent tundra]

why am i not trusted yet lol

[lament jacinth]

For free

[latent oracle]

WHAT

[teal dragon]

Bro aint the real cirrin

[latent oracle]

I WOULD GIVE MONEY

[grim edge]

sad

[sterile copper]

You heard me

[drowsy talon]

[compact mantle]

If I could give you any advice on your and miciela’s situation tho, don’t listen too much to others, just trust your gut and be the one to make your own decisions together

[latent oracle]

CAN I DRINK WHISKEY FROM HIS FEET

[sterile copper]

Sjre

[supple imp]

Matters do I have to spend money to get to him?

[keen parrot]

i mean thats not what the situation is abt, we have long moved on from that

[sterile copper]

All expenses paid

[keen parrot]

if you feel like it i could DM abt it

[teal dragon]

This is why i vote balls in the local election

[latent oracle]

Ofc, who else is it supposed to be

[compact mantle]

For sure man, I’d like to hear abt it

[supple imp]

Then it would depend on how long it takes to get to him

[teal dragon]

🫡

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Dragon_Curve_unfolding_zoom_numbered.gif

[teal dragon]

Goodbye balls (and chat)

[lament jacinth]

There are so many people I'd punch here for free

[grim edge]

Just for the sake of it?

[lament jacinth]

Yeah

[supple imp]

I feel like this is directed at me for some reason

[lilac cloud]

Can someone help me?

[potent merlin]

You probably don't punch very hard

[tepid relic]

with what

[latent oracle]

Goodbye orphan collector

[lone zenith]

gn guys imma sleep now

[tepid relic]

gn

[latent oracle]

Gn hamood walakhamood bint hamdan

[rocky vale]

GUESS WHO'S 1800

[lone zenith]

LESGOOOOOO

[rocky vale]

[lone zenith]

gn Sen Abdulhamidi Savundun

💕

[rocky vale]

Yessir

[tepid relic]

congrats

[latent oracle]

💞

[leaden girder]

Is your name hamood Walak hamood hamdans daughter

[keen parrot]

me? 🥺

[latent oracle]

God i wish that were me

[leaden girder]

Danger levels is so good

[rocky vale]

[tepid relic]

what opening?

[leaden girder]

I’ve been attacking like young botvinnik

[rocky vale]

Won't beat me!!!

[shy pike]

apple bad

[grim edge]

hello chat

[rocky vale]

Hello

[grim edge]

hi stormlight u have a nice just joined role

[grim edge]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rocky vale]

Very excited, I see

[grim edge]

hello 🚬

[shy pike]

hai

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Ducky

[shy pike]

tyty

[grim edge]

ough

[rocky vale]

Huh

[grim edge]

OUGH

[grim edge]

🚂

[shy pike]

what

[grim edge]

Am back from learning

Why is this scary

[shy pike]

awesome

[grim edge]

But do not really have much time so i have to go learning again

Yeah can say it like that too

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722404331114070057/1071648849917132852/B0363F1C-F28E-4C6A-92DD-C00BAB91F862.gif

[grim edge]

How do you guys do this wanna do this too

[shy pike]

yay learn

[grim edge]

I dont wanna but have 2 tests tomorrow

Okay what now

Very

I have to talk 5 different days

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[grim edge]

Then i can do video's?

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game

[grim edge]

Hi

Cant

@shy pike did u know i was timed out

No

Ok i gonna go

[tepid relic]

what for?

[shy pike]

Yes

Ive gotten timed out twice in past day, but only 10m

[pulsar bramble]

I JUST GOT 2000 BULLETTTTTTTTT

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mateusz M (matimatic)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2055 (2157 peak)
Blitz: 1824 (1848 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

useless tc

[supple delta]

@normal wagon yes you have a good voice man 👍🏻

[rocky vale]

Great, but bullet isn't chess

[pulsar bramble]

for you

[pulsar bramble]

if I would be an f4 enjoyer, i wouldnt be 2150 rapid

[compact mantle]

So you’re saying you’re only 2150 bc of your opening?

[rocky vale]

It's not THAT high

Just proves you can't play difficult openings

Also you're 2055 man wtf

[pulsar bramble]

I was 2150 and Im still 2150 strength I just stopped grinding

[pulsar bramble]

nah but I cant be an enjoyer of one opening cause I need to know too many lines

its more than one specific line you enjoy

not whole opening

[pulsar bramble]

very funny

whats your rating

[shy pike]

nuh

[compact mantle]

True, but themes are what make an opening right?

[compact mantle]

Don’t hate on ma boy

He a pirc player too

[rocky vale]

My rating is 1803

[compact mantle]

W😎

[rocky vale]

[compact mantle]

[void fjord]

Bru

[compact mantle]

Guys who play pirc have 75% more chance to get married without divorce

[grim edge]

pirc is cool

its annoying to face but thats just cuz im too lazy to learn the different lines

[pulsar bramble]

hmmm

[pulsar bramble]

thats kinda a low level, 2150 is also low but much much better

[pulsar bramble]

pirc is kinda nice to play against

[compact mantle]

Gap between 1800 and 2150 is kinda big yes

[compact mantle]

Yes if you know good theory

[rocky vale]

No hate but you're not at 2150

[modest rover]

lol

[compact mantle]

I too tilted 100 rapid elo

Mainly bc I started playing a different repertoire and I didn’t start learning theory, but still 100 elo

[proven flower]

i just got my first brilliant lfg

[rocky vale]

Cool

[modest rover]

ooo

[compact mantle]

😂😂 good luck

[tulip lichen]

story of my life lol

[rocky vale]

❤️

[compact mantle]

As one of the current 1800’s I agree

[rocky vale]

Soon 1900s

[compact mantle]

Yes😎

If I don’t lose my game the 25th

[rocky vale]

The 25th?

[compact mantle]

I’m playing board 5 tho

So I should be good

[compact mantle]

Yes

[rocky vale]

Irl elo???

[compact mantle]

FIDE yes

[rocky vale]

Holy shoot

I am playing board 1 tomorrow

[compact mantle]

Nice

[compact mantle]

What’s your opponent’s rating?

[keen parrot]

im playing a cheeky rapid OTB this saturday, regional championships

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[keen parrot]

no prizes because the organizers are fossils

just for honor

[compact mantle]

Uni of Alabama only good at eating contests

[sharp galleon]

2150 rapid on chess.com is like utterly nothing

[rocky vale]

It's gonna be a kid, idk anything else

[compact mantle]

Sign me up

[wise geyser]

Is it possible to generate a second insights on cc? I cant find the button to redo it

[rocky vale]

Bro 2500 so trash

[compact mantle]

If I play blindfolded arguably I could not reach 1600

[sharp galleon]

ever since I started playing 15+10 I lost over 100 points in rapid

[compact mantle]

Maybe not even 1500

[compact mantle]

Mayb cheaters

[sharp galleon]

yeah I mainly play rapid for experience anyways

rating doesn't matter too much, but 15+10 feels so different from 10+0

and istg everyone's account are like less than 3 months old

[boreal cosmos]

Weird flex

[compact mantle]

Maybe I’m overestimating myself now that you’ve said that😂

I am, to learn new openings

It works, kinda

Lc is my ego booster, I use my main repertoire there

[little elm]

use bullet to learn new openings

[compact mantle]

Bc I can’t get prepped on that one

[compact mantle]

I don’t think enough in bullet to learn anything

[little elm]

people play 15 moves of theory, and you save time

[compact mantle]

It’s crazy

[little elm]

usually they are the same people

[compact mantle]

I have literally never gotten to a e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 position

[fossil epoch]

wtf

[compact mantle]

I always get philidor

Like a lot a lot

[grim edge]

i win every game with the scandi

[compact mantle]

Bro scandi aint that good

[wise geyser]

Unfortunately not, it cut off from the first time I used it a few months ago

[grim edge]

how good is it

[compact mantle]

I did get humbled by a scandi lately tho

But I mean usually I’m quite confident against it

[fossil epoch]

kinda awful in my experience

[keen parrot]

thats why you are still 2300

[compact mantle]

Scandi just creates some imbalance, but it just aint it

Fish don’t drink do they

[wise geyser]

Indeed

[fossil epoch]

fr if you want imbalance play the pirc or something

[compact mantle]

Yeah, like me😎

Ohh🤣

[keen parrot]

dude if i could i would

[compact mantle]

Man I can’t handle alcohol for shit

[fossil epoch]

nahhhhhh

[keen parrot]

i dont have the bankroll and legal requirements for it

[rocky vale]

The Sicilian Accelerated Dragon Poisoned Pawn Variation?

[compact mantle]

Wym don’t you live in sweden

[keen parrot]

you need to be 20 to buy anything above 3.5 from a store

[compact mantle]

Lmao wtf

[grim edge]

Bro you talking chinese for me

[keen parrot]

dont have anyone older to buy for me

[void fjord]

I can’t even handle a root beer lol that shiii messes my system up

[rocky vale]

For myself too

[keen parrot]

and im not going to drink from my parents stuff

[compact mantle]

Aint root beer alcohol free

[compact mantle]

Why not

[keen parrot]

cause they will be mad

[rocky vale]

It's in the Najdorf, apologies

[compact mantle]

Oh😂

[void fjord]

Ye but it messes my bowel movements up all pop sometimes not Pepsi

[teal dragon]

Bro needs a fake id at the ripe age of 18+ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[compact mantle]

Buy a new one

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon Mommy!

[teal dragon]

Hello child

[wise geyser]

I’ve had bad experience playing it

[compact mantle]

Ripe is an interesting choice of word

Najdorf is gud

[shy pike]

no

[void fjord]

I’m ripe 🍉

[teal dragon]

🛢️ beer alcohol 🔥🔥🔥

[compact mantle]

Here go the alcohol ambassador

[rocky vale]

Not even after e4 c5 Nf3 d6 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 Nf6 Nc3 a6 Bg5 e6 f4 Qb6 Qd2???

[wise geyser]

Because I’m shit, none of my opponents knownwhat to do

[void fjord]

Shoot

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[fossil epoch]

what do y'all play against sicilian

[compact mantle]

2.Nc3

[fossil epoch]

interesting

[rocky vale]

🤯

[void fjord]

My Scottish accent sounds kinda Irish ☘️

[fossil epoch]

do you follow with the grand prix attack?

[rocky vale]

You play that line?

[compact mantle]

No

[supple delta]

I dont even understand the Scottish anymore 💀

[compact mantle]

I used to play gpa

[supple delta]

Nice I use to play GTA

[rocky vale]

Is it your pet line?

[shy pike]

np

[teal dragon]

SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️ 🔥

[compact mantle]

Scotland is overrated

[rocky vale]

I wasn't objecting that

[supple delta]

Nah its not

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

Is it not "i used to" just a question just learning english

[compact mantle]

Ok mr haggis

[keen parrot]

never been

[void fjord]

I just like saying “alright lacie”

[rocky vale]

Yes it is

[supple delta]

Huh?

[compact mantle]

Oh me either

[teal dragon]

Its lassy

[void fjord]

No shit? 😯

[rocky vale]

I thought pet line meant favorite line

[teal dragon]

Oh

[rocky vale]

[void fjord]

Ur Scottish?

[teal dragon]

No

[fiery beacon]

Haii guys

[supple delta]

That's acceptable 😅

[rocky vale]

What does it actually mean

[grim edge]

What happenends if i spam

[rocky vale]

Ah

[grim edge]

So like dutch opening?

[keen parrot]

krakow italian

[supple delta]

Ohh, yes mate I got it I know what you mean. Well it depending how you use it I guess

[compact mantle]

A specific line maybe

[rocky vale]

So can the Bird b3 version be a pet line

[compact mantle]

Like hopton dutch

[shy pike]

🛢️🛢️🛢️

[wise geyser]

Like the marshall?

[grim edge]

i mated my opponent 🤤

[teal dragon]

So much 🛢️

[void fjord]

I just think it sounds cute (not flirty) I mean if I was a woman I’d totally want to be called lassy every day of my life!

[shy pike]

Yep

[keen parrot]

marshall is one of the most studied openings of the 20th century

[rocky vale]

🦅🦅🦅🇲🇾

It's great, you should try it

[shy pike]

🛢️ is yummy 😋

[grim edge]

Wrong flag

[wise geyser]

Not at my level, nobody knows the line

[rocky vale]

MURRIKA

[compact mantle]

Malaysia

[fiery beacon]

Hot af

[supple delta]

And if you learning english the best way for you is to read and watch lots if english stuff cause your English is good enough as far as I know

[rocky vale]

Against f4 the caro kann?

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[grim edge]

brilliant move aswell 🤤

[rocky vale]

That's kinda dumb

[glacial fulcrum]

Anti?!

[compact mantle]

It’s not a caro tho

[rocky vale]

c6 is caro

[compact mantle]

Against e4 only

[rocky vale]

What else is it then

[grim edge]

Yeah we learn on school english, french, dutch and deutch

[supple delta]

Yeah it dose sound lovely, but I just cant imagine Scottish girl getting mad though cause its scary lol

[compact mantle]

Ig against d4 it can transpose if white so wishes

[rocky vale]

Deutsch or dutch

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[compact mantle]

Slav

[grim edge]

hottie

[rocky vale]

BOTH?

[supple delta]

Nice, well goodluck man

[rocky vale]

Ok but c6 against f4 is unheard of

[grim edge]

probably a very small amount of deutch

[fossil epoch]

hello vlad

[grim edge]

Dutch is netherlands deutch is germany

[rocky vale]

Deutsch* is Germany

[compact mantle]

It’s not popular that’s for sure

[supple delta]

Yeah, Most people dont know that

[glacial fulcrum]

Hi sterg

[grim edge]

ik ben zwanger 🤔

[void fjord]

🤣

[teal dragon]

I was making 🛢️ this morning when I slipped and spilled it all over the 🛢️. As I panic and 🛢️, my 2 year old 🛢️ says to me “🛢️, fret not over spilt and soured 🛢️, for 🛢️ is the 🛢️-bending 🛢️ which guides us back to where we 🛢️ have been. To remain 🛢️ rather than follow it, would be to to 🛢️.” My little 🛢️ is such a 🛢️. 🥹

[grim edge]

Ok😑

[rocky vale]

[keen parrot]

nah this is bugging me now, wtf is oil

[compact mantle]

Embarrassada

[grim edge]

Ben jij geen jongen

[rocky vale]

It's not driving at all

[grim edge]

jawel

[rocky vale]

Ok but still bad

[grim edge]

Dan hoe ben jij zwanger

[teal dragon]

Oh yeah? How about now?
https://open.spotify.com/track/2K70ZV0Ls65Kkj0WUEfHlz?si=MeRI6LCHTQWFtlib7QjZpQ

[rocky vale]

Way too passive

[compact mantle]

2023 anything goes

[rocky vale]

Huh?

[grim edge]

geen idee 🤔 🤑 🤔

[rocky vale]

WHAT?

[grim edge]

jermany is soo hot

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-pregnant-can-men-get-pregnant-inabakumori-meme-male-pregnancy-gif-22885558

[void fjord]

Ye

[compact mantle]

Apparently

[supple delta]

You where gona teach me some chess but I was busy

[grim edge]

google says it

[rocky vale]

You can play the mainline bird against everything

[rocky vale]

I was too

[supple delta]

No

[keen parrot]

🫄

[grim edge]

🫃

[supple delta]

That was good

[compact mantle]

[grim edge]

💀

[rocky vale]

How

[tulip lichen]

damn

[compact mantle]

Probably going with the same setup as usual is bad against c6

[supple delta]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nick-cage-nicolas-cage-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nope-gif-25135473

[teal dragon]

Good doggy

[tulip lichen]

i just finished a whole bag of pasta

[rocky vale]

If I know what to play it's not unfamiliar

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[rocky vale]

WHAT???

Yes I do

[compact mantle]

Lebron not winning these Lebron Games

[keen parrot]

e4 e5 f4 c6 is goated

[supple delta]

I have superpower

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-ice-cream-cone-lick-gif-26189764

[compact mantle]

Lemickey is mad for no reason

[void fjord]

Oh I’ve just kinda taken those for granted…

[supple delta]

Oi, dont entice me 😅

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-karl-malone-utah-jazz-gif-10041967210753654817

[teal dragon]

[rocky vale]

Didn't you say you knew nothing about bird?

[compact mantle]

He wouldn’t say this unless he found out bruh

[rocky vale]

You know c6 against the bird?

[supple delta]

That scared me

[rocky vale]

But then you'll know the general bird plan, no?

[grim edge]

How to beat Magnus Carlsen
Step 1: go to Londen and take the clock of Big Ben
Step 2: face Magnus
Step 3: let him hear the clock and he can't play
Step 4: ez win.

[keen parrot]

i don't know anything against the bird

[teal dragon]

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[grim edge]

grrrr

[rocky vale]

Well, what is it

[keen parrot]

ugh why are they all the same

[grim edge]

Found it 2 right

[supple delta]

Magnus: plays d4 wins dosnot elaborate

[grim edge]

i clicked every single one and nothing happened

oh wait

[teal dragon]

Just wait 1 second

[supple delta]

Yes that was good

[grim edge]

I play dutch ez win again

[supple delta]

New world champion

[compact mantle]

You know staunton gambit?

[supple delta]

Guys we need a popcorn Gif asap

[grim edge]

Dont talk chinese with me

[rocky vale]

The setup(for me) is with b3 Bb2 e3 and f4 Qe1 and Qg3

[compact mantle]

I am 1/8 chinese

[rocky vale]

Does it matter if it's played like a system?

[supple delta]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[teal dragon]

Im so proud of my baby, hes come so far! All the way to 1800 and now talking openings like a true boss 😊😊

[rocky vale]

Well, I have great success with it so I'll keep playing it

Obviously...

[keen parrot]

guys i might actually get good sleep tonight

[supple delta]

Wait why does my GIF wont show ?

[rocky vale]

Pog

[teal dragon]

CRINGEEEE

[grim edge]

Never heard of it how does it feel

[rocky vale]

Wdym?

[keen parrot]

ill be up for another hour chatting in here but I'll sleep at midnight

[teal dragon]

Oh

[keen parrot]

beats 4am

[grim edge]

why is everyone talking bout birds

[teal dragon]

I like birds

[keen parrot]

birds don't like me

[supple delta]

We found our Its a government Camaras

[grim edge]

i like them cooked to black

[teal dragon]

Birds really like hitting my window

[rocky vale]

There is atleast 1

[teal dragon]

Breaking their necks

And dying!!!

[shy pike]

yum

[grim edge]

youre yum

[supple delta]

Broo why the hell my Gif wont show you you know the problem?

[grim edge]

Nah they are drones so they dont break

[keen parrot]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@supple delta With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

how can i send screenshots

[shy pike]

...

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

i want to do that too

[compact mantle]

L

[grim edge]

😡

[compact mantle]

Only dutch ppl will understand

[grim edge]

beton is lekker

[grim edge]

[compact mantle]

😋

[keen parrot]

beton

[supple delta]

Okay soo over time if gona fix itself? Nice

[keen parrot]

yep it should

[supple delta]

Thankx

[grim edge]

a mf on chess.com just pulled an illegal move on me whaat

[keen parrot]

np

[grim edge]

literally impossible to do, i never saw this before

Wait so there are now 3 dutchies here?

[keen parrot]

google en passant, like actually

[compact mantle]

It’s called en passent

[fossil epoch]

I am greek and I understand

[keen parrot]

lived in nl for 9 years age 3 to 12

[compact mantle]

W greki

[grim edge]

Where do you live now

[keen parrot]

sweden

[supple imp]

Waarom zijn zo veele kkr tatas wakker

[compact mantle]

I been livin here ye

[grim edge]

How is it to live there its intresting to now

[grim edge]

WHAT IT EXISTS

[shy pike]

Aaaaaaaaa

[compact mantle]

Ben geen tata

[keen parrot]

not much gang violence where i live

[grim edge]

ik ben een tata

[supple imp]

Dicht genoeg

[shy pike]

I can fix that

[teal dragon]

With the 🛢️ role you can: 1. 🛢️ in voice 🛢️ 2. Send 🛢️ and 🛢️ 3. Embed 🛢️ and use 🛢️ | How to get this 🛢️: 1. Have a 🛢️ account that is at least 🛢️ days old 2. Link your 🛢️ to 🛢️ (use /🛢️) 3. Be a server 🛢️ for 7 🛢️ 4. 🛢️ in the 🛢️ on 5 different 🛢️ | Tip: You can keep 🛢️ of which of these 🛢️ you have and which you still need to get by using the 🛢️ /🛢️ in any 🛢️ channel! | Check out more 🛢️ here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

Ik ben nog wakker om to leren maar ik doe de tegenovergestelde

[shy pike]

Inapproproraiate

[teal dragon]

How

[compact mantle]

Ik heb morgen tentamen

[keen parrot]

gl

[grim edge]

biologie test morgen 🤤

[compact mantle]

Danke

[supple imp]

Iedereen maakt dat

Ok ciao

[grim edge]

Yall need to play hand and brain

[keen parrot]

also mandatory !eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[compact mantle]

Imma dip too y’all

[shy pike]

NOT SAYING

[compact mantle]

I see charizard taking over

[keen parrot]

cya jona, thanks for the talk

[grim edge]

how did u instantly know what i was talking about 😭

[teal dragon]

Stop being so 🛢️ 🙄🙄🙄

[compact mantle]

Have a good one guys

[shy pike]

Doesn't work

[compact mantle]

Of course man, my pleasure🤙🏽

[grim edge]

Google translate this

[shy pike]

🛢️ is noun

[compact mantle]

Gn

[keen parrot]

what was it

[teal dragon]

Hmm ok

[grim edge]

Some japanese text

[supple delta]

I was flexing my Japanese skill

[teal dragon]

🛢️ is cant understand maths

[grim edge]

Ah ja

[keen parrot]

im such a 🛢️ its crazy

[grim edge]

Ok i really have to stop and learn bye guys

[supple delta]

Seya

[supple delta]

Its easy

Also depends on which field of maths but

[teal dragon]

Shut up king gg

[supple delta]

🥹

[grim edge]

Hi

[supple delta]

Hello

[grim edge]

hi

[last verge]

Stockfish is unsalted fish, especially cod, dried by cold air and wind on wooden racks (which are called "hjell" in Norway) on the foreshore. The drying of food is the world's oldest known preservation method, and dried fish has a storage life of several years. The method is cheap and effective in suitable climates; the work can be done by the fisherman and family, and the resulting product is easily transported to market.

[supple delta]

We know

[shy pike]

Nop

[teal dragon]

Sorry ❤️‍🩹 that was mean. Take some 🛢️

[supple delta]

No worries man I understood

[teal dragon]

Angy

[shy pike]

..

NO MORE

[supple delta]

For me I need maths for my job and stuff soo I cant run away from it ☹

[grim edge]

How are you today

Anyone wanna play chess?

Why is alice spamming 🛢️ ?

I will sleep sorry

[supple delta]

Mee all good, you?

[grim edge]

Im fine if you fine

[supple delta]

I'm fantastic my man

Had a good day

Only lost 1 game of chess 😅

[shy pike]

It is naughty

<@&745328830649991179> unmute @teal dragon

[grim edge]

Oh, you can win more then that

[upbeat viper]

no ?

[grim edge]

Thx

[supple delta]

I actually use my main chess.com which is 1400 soo winning every single game is pretty hard 😢

[grim edge]

is this a good practice test

Just get the book

[grim edge]

What is the book

[grim edge]

Yeah training a lot play a lot of games

I cant send here idky my pic perms arent working but it’s on amazon

[keen parrot]

its an oil barrel, what does it stand for then

[teal dragon]

Bast is not an oil lover 😡😡

+lack of communication

[viral epoch]

Crossdresser?

[teal dragon]

uhhh uhh

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Waiting for bast to offline so i can have my o*l freedom back

[upbeat viper]

Alice

[keen parrot]

dude could be up at 3 am, there is no escaping

[upbeat viper]

you're gonna get back to void land if you keep spamming

you know that right ?

[teal dragon]

How spam

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[grim edge]

Hey @upbeat viper while you are here, my pic perms stopped working for some reason, can you fix that?

[keen parrot]

this is a moment

[upbeat viper]

you're not trusted

that's why

[keen parrot]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@keen parrot With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[upbeat viper]

do /trust to know why

[teal dragon]

Imagine this but oil version

[keen parrot]

alr gonna head to sleep

[upbeat viper]

gn

[keen parrot]

gn guys

[cedar osprey]

gn

[grim edge]

Today is the 14th day of this account’s existence so screw you chess bot

[upbeat viper]

badly

[teal dragon]

Oppression

[upbeat viper]

I've no idea why my code is doing O(n²) but it's supposed to be O(n)

or actually, idk why it takes so much time for only 3000 operations

there's a sneaky bug idk where

[grim edge]

There we go

Thnx whoever fixed

@grim edge

:3

Tbh i didnt do any prep for mine and still got like 1120 but there are better scores obviously

Exactly

[teal dragon]

Discord buggin

[grim edge]

what is sat im not american

Some test that supposedly gives colleges an idea of where you’re at academically

[fiery beacon]

It’s the past tense for sit

[grim edge]

mhh

we have the EBAU in spain

[grim edge]

which is the college admissions exam that's mandatory after finishing what i think is the equivalent of 12th grade in American

[grim edge]

hahaha

[teal dragon]

SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️ 🔥

[grim edge]

the ebau is hard as fxck and is rated 0-14

:whoping:

[tulip lichen]

bro my glutes bigger than my sister's

i'm waiting for someone to say gyat

[grim edge]

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

[teal dragon]

Bro measured 😭😭

[tulip lichen]

fr

[teal dragon]

Ok but proof or fake

[grim edge]

im 2 years and a half away from taking it

[tulip lichen]

nah bro i'm not gay

[grim edge]

although I've been given a copy by a friend whose done it

how old r u

[primal shore]

SSCCCCOTTTTTLANDDDDDDDDDDD

FOREVEHHHHH

[grim edge]

no way

[primal shore]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[grim edge]

lmao ur on death's door

[teal dragon]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[grim edge]

he’s already dead

[upbeat viper]

don't ask money related question

[grim edge]

what'd he say i didn't read

[grim edge]

he said buy crypto

[primal shore]

what

[grim edge]

because it’s illegal to manipulate the market i think

[teal dragon]

Oh

[primal shore]

That's not market manipulation

[grim edge]

it isn’t?

[fiery beacon]

Money makes a good snack. Specially when there’s that weird white stuff on it

[grim edge]

fr

[primal shore]

Not on that scale

[supple delta]

@strange skiff Hello, I dont know if I should ping you or not but just wanted to say how are ya ?

[grim edge]

I cant talk about money of all things lol strange

[grim edge]

hm

[teal dragon]

You really are the king gg

[grim edge]

@primal shore Hello, I dont know if I should ping you or not but just wanted to say how are ya ?

[primal shore]

I'm gay

[grim edge]

omg

[teal dragon]

Thats so gay

[grim edge]

@teal dragon Hello, I dont know if I should ping you or not but just wanted to say how are ya ?

[fiery beacon]

Omg me too

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/53lYBRrPeI1Z4DPPPm3jqc?si=gN5PQ_p-Qa6nZxA-4vCv0Q&context=spotify%3Atrack%3A53lYBRrPeI1Z4DPPPm3jqc

[primal shore]

That's so gay the song, check it out

[primal shore]

YUH

[teal dragon]

Very angy

[grim edge]

🐢🐢🐢🐢

[primal shore]

Krill

[grim edge]

Would you like to play a game of chess milady?

[grim edge]

@server_mods

[primal shore]

Thyself

[grim edge]

krillin

[teal dragon]

Angy because this oppression

[primal shore]

I'm a kold hard kriller

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/krillin-dragon-ball-super-dbs-anime-stance-gif-17802316

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[supple delta]

Thankx

[harsh widget]

no, not the french

[tulip lichen]

fun fact the pink tissue next to your eye is called lacrimal caruncle

[teal dragon]

Cant even say o*l in this servee

[supple delta]

Giga

[primal shore]

Just sat through a 7 minute advertisement on yt

[supple delta]

How ?

[teal dragon]

Do you hate yoursef⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤨

[grim edge]

why

[alpine cosmos]

Hello can anyone give me advice in the improvement or ask an expert channel please

[grim edge]

hello water

[harsh widget]

im liquid, not water

[teal dragon]

Its mauzy omg

[primal shore]

Because background noise noy intrest in the video

[tulip lichen]

napoleon

[supple delta]

Practice

[teal dragon]

#💬〡improvement-talk

Go there

Here we only like unimprovement

[primal shore]

Have you guys seen that movie being made about napoleon

It seems decent from the trailers

[teal dragon]

NO

FRENCH BAD😡

[harsh widget]

exactly

[grim edge]

same thing

[primal shore]

otay

[harsh widget]

nope

[grim edge]

yes

[primal shore]

@harsh widget how viscous are you

[fiery beacon]

What’s a “French”

[teal dragon]

e4 e6

[harsh widget]

uhm, like how thick?

[grim edge]

no don't put it like that 😭

[primal shore]

no. How viscous

[harsh widget]

i dont know what viscous means

[teal dragon]

Also known as SUBHUMAN

[grim edge]

honey = very viscous
water = very little viscous

[primal shore]

Learn Emglish

[supple delta]

Broo💀

[grim edge]

extrapolate a meaning

[harsh widget]

ooh

[teal dragon]

It does mean thic

[primal shore]

Isn't other way

[grim edge]

nope

[teal dragon]

No

[harsh widget]

so then im very viscous

[primal shore]

o

[teal dragon]

Proof or fake

[primal shore]

Are you liquid or a gel

[grim edge]

so I can call you honey 😳

[harsh widget]

no

[grim edge]

ok

[harsh widget]

im like a syrup

[teal dragon]

💔

[supple delta]

That was a fast response

[primal shore]

Honey is a syrup

[harsh widget]

but im not honey

[primal shore]

Are you pine syrup?

[harsh widget]

nope

[grim edge]

hey guess what edible substance extracted from breaking is a syrup

[harsh widget]

dm me ur answers

[primal shore]

yer mum

[grim edge]

liquid are you maple

[teal dragon]

🛢️syrup?

[supple delta]

Chat is looking kinda fresh today 😅

[grim edge]

omg @primal shore earlier i made half the chat wonder what 🛢️ meant never tell them it's hilarious

[harsh widget]

dm me if you have a guess to what liquid i am

[primal shore]

😋😋🛢️🛢️🤭🤭

[teal dragon]

I GOT TIMEOUT 😡😡😡over OIL

[tropic plaza]

Stop, the us might invade this discord server

[supple delta]

Dont know man,what was the context?

[teal dragon]

Just read my last messages

Like from the past hour or smth

[nova lichen]

I have lost 200 elo because of cheaters this is horrible

[teal dragon]

Apparently "spam"

[grim edge]

NOT THE DEER EMOJI LUCY

[nova lichen]

I want to use stockfish on the cheater

[supple delta]

That's a long way up

[teal dragon]

Discord has a search feature lil bro

[supple delta]

I hate cheaters man they the stupid piece is crap

[teal dragon]

No now you lying this one means nothing

[nova lichen]

I am playing a cheater, and i want to use stockfish, bc i will lose more elo

[grim edge]

no it does not 😭😭😭

it's a very old inside joke

[supple delta]

Noo cause that's also cheating

[teal dragon]

Grrrrr

Oh deery me

[nova lichen]

only on this game

[grim edge]

@primal shore im 🦌