💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

👺

[jagged minnow]

London

[grim edge]

Why never mod talking?

[primal shore]

Bast and ocean talk pretty often

[lusty wagon]

hate that place

[grim edge]

We have the same weather in Netherlands too

[primal shore]

Nice city? ☠️☠️

London is my second least favourite European city

[grim edge]

Paris

[primal shore]

It's obv to guess

[peak fog]

Hi guys

[wispy solstice]

[primal shore]

Yup

[bright folio]

hi too

[primal shore]

I got vomited on by a Frenchmen in paris

[keen parrot]

what about Birmingham

[primal shore]

Then called racial slurs by him

[bright folio]

[primal shore]

Birmingham at least isn't inbred

[bright folio]

[balmy bobcat]

Wanna play

[keen parrot]

true, London and Paris overrated

[grim edge]

Everry where there is rats

I do not live there

[primal shore]

I saw a street cat in Paris that was the size of a dog

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

My voice comes out at like 2 decibels help

I have no voice this sucks

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

How am I supposed to convert people to my cat religion in these conditions

[grand shore]

bro why am I hearing pings but no notif 😢

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/bridge-jump-london-gif-24449809

[bright folio]

same

[grim edge]

Queen's

[keen parrot]

evans

[grim edge]

Queen's

[keen parrot]

oh thats neither, thats kings gambit

[bright folio]

its from the ringing i think

[grim edge]

Queen's

[grand shore]

evans any day

[primal shore]

My face was soaked when I woke up and I drooled all over buddy sob

[bright folio]

or u just a schizo

[clever quest]

both are really good

[keen parrot]

anyways im back at 2500 now!

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2330 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2500 (2570 peak)
Bullet: 2441 (2572 peak)

[grim edge]

Botez gambit mabye better

[proud snow]

damn lucy

[primal shore]

French wing gambit better 🥱

[keen parrot]

thats not even the best french gambit

[proud snow]

you got no life or what ive been seeing you here for an year almost or more

[primal shore]

Ik kek

[proud snow]

get a break lol

[keen parrot]

joined december 2021

[primal shore]

I've a job and school and a partner

[grim edge]

Okay guys do you know what move i can play for 900 elo and white name black too

[proud snow]

i think last time i was here in 2022

[proud snow]

i doubt that

[primal shore]

You can play....solidly, it works with both peices

[keen parrot]

people can actually have a life outside discord

[grim edge]

I mean which opening i gonna play 1 match 5 min

[proud snow]

no they can't

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

You're 900, don't blunder and you win

[grim edge]

life

[primal shore]

Baby don't hurt me

[raven dock]

grob

[primal shore]

Don't hurt me

[proud snow]

great advice by a 1400

[keen parrot]

life is a scheme by coffin sellers to sell more coffins for when people die

[primal shore]

oh wait wrong thing

[grim edge]

Ok i gonna go for 5 min and gonna play a match i return with results

[primal shore]

I'm 1500 hush

[gentle crane]

Life is about seeing pps

[proud snow]

so strong lol

[stuck nest]

wait whut? How did you come up with this?

[keen parrot]

i see mine every day

[primal shore]

And that's just online

[raven dock]

[primal shore]

I main otb where my rating is higher then my cc

[gentle crane]

U must be depressed

[frank stream]

hello

[keen parrot]

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-reply-gif-25967610

[keen parrot]

no they aint

[raven dock]

yeah yeah i bet too

[raven dock]

ofc dude why not

[bright folio]

lol

[proud snow]

yeah and 1500s are better than GMs

[raven dock]

yup it is

[frank stream]

Should be a support Russia role

[proud snow]

you shouldn't ask that

[raven dock]

Yes

[bright folio]

true

[grim edge]

sus

[keen parrot]

no

[gentle crane]

Dawg 💀

[raven dock]

why would people take that as a hate?

[proud snow]

support israel role

should be there too

[raven dock]

indeed

[gentle crane]

No politics

[primal shore]

There should be a support the French role, its a really serious mental illness not enough people talk about

[gentle crane]

Im gonna nerd out

[raven dock]

ok duolingo

[proud snow]

yeah so

[frank stream]

Then, why support Ukraine role

[grim edge]

Spanish or vanish

[frank stream]

Ok, sorry

[raven dock]

vanish

[proud snow]

not another anime pfp

[keen parrot]

because chess.com has taken a stance on the invasion of ukraine

[grim edge]

Vivek ramaswamy!!

[gentle crane]

Ca va mal

[primal shore]

For the simple reason of the UN condems Russia (and FIDE does also) and not Ukraine

[grim edge]

ur family members are hostage

[primal shore]

I don't hate gay ppl wym

[grim edge]

Spanish or vanish

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-gif-22545651

[raven dock]

well ngl your pfp is also of a cartoon. so...

[proud snow]

your husband is gay 🤓

[bright folio]

[gentle crane]

Parce que j’adore la kidnappe.

[primal shore]

Why would he marry me then

[gentle crane]

I’m not gay 😔

[proud snow]

stfu

[primal shore]

I'm sure Jesus was happy when he got arrested for being too popular

[proud snow]

technically

[grim edge]

they didn't say that in the Bible...

[raven dock]

why that sad emoji lol

[gentle crane]

I get girls

I just not happy

[keen parrot]

how much do you get them for

[grim edge]

giga Chad?

[raven dock]

....

[proud snow]

🤓

[primal shore]

So is nk I hear

[gentle crane]

What are all these accusations

[proud snow]

do you?

[jagged minnow]

Duo can't pull

[primal shore]

Ayo??

[grim edge]

thats wild homie

[crystal jewel]

oops

[keen parrot]

she wants NK to WHAT

[grim edge]

that's kinda crazy bro

[bright folio]

skill issue

[proud snow]

stop being shit

[deft shale]

Hlo guys anybody playing hand and brain chess?

[crystal jewel]

locked out 💀

[keen parrot]

thou art "locked out"

[proud snow]

perhaps

[primal shore]

Dw 1100 daily is 2950 FIDE

[raven dock]

💯

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[raven dock]

[grim edge]

😭😭😭

[proud snow]

you got the chess knowledge

[crystal jewel]

wdym

[proud snow]

lmao

[gentle crane]

U bought a male prostitute

[primal shore]

It's okay to lose to them

[bright folio]

[proud snow]

you're used to losing aren't you

[blazing solstice]

No, I bought a wallmart bag

[primal shore]

No, they are just 3000 rated cc

[proud snow]

i mean a 1500 ain't winning a lot

[gentle crane]

I wanna suffocate myself in a Walmart bag

They smell good

[primal shore]

Bruv it's cuz I ain't playing a lot

[proud snow]

cuz you're bad perhaps

[gentle crane]

Briish

[grim edge]

kinky

[keen parrot]

dude is toxic for NO reason

[primal shore]

I'm 1740 national rated and have beat a 2100 (cc) otb before

I don't play online

[keen parrot]

@proud snow play me then tough guy

[proud snow]

ok

[proud snow]

what's your rating?

[primal shore]

Everytime I do play online I gain like 80-140 rating cuz my rating level sucks

[keen parrot]

2500

[primal fern]

connect your account

[proud snow]

you're not strong enough

[grim edge]

Okay am back i won but really badly and had time stress

[keen parrot]

sounds like someone is having second thoughts

[proud snow]

i would have played if you were like 2650 ish

[jagged minnow]

I got cramps noo

[gentle crane]

In yo butt

[grim edge]

@keen parrot what did i miss

[keen parrot]

[jagged minnow]

Calves

[proud snow]

second thoughts about crushing a 2500?

[gentle crane]

My calves are hot

[primal shore]

Yea that's the funny thing they aren't even 1900 rapid

[keen parrot]

last (toxic) person i played here got absolutely embarassed, you dont follow in his steps do ya?

[jagged minnow]

Idc about an owl

[proud snow]

cuz I don't play rapid

[primal shore]

You're the one who ain't wanting to play

[primal shore]

Then you aren't good

[grim edge]

meadow hay trap

[primal shore]

If you often play online but don't play rapid you aren't actually good unless you are already titled or have a rapid of 2200

[proud snow]

i will follow the steps of your father

[grim edge]

im 1200 play me

[proud snow]

abandoning your request

[keen parrot]

its probably about as bad as englund

[proven spire]

man u guys ever like dont kno what u were thinking then leave ur child behind

[keen parrot]

i will follow the steps of your mother

[rare shuttle]

englund not too bad ah

[proven spire]

now u suffer the curse and then ur blind

[proud snow]

nah im good I don't wanna play rn

[next swallow]

nope its bad

[keen parrot]

then stop trashing others bozo

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-chill-calm-down-eviction-day-mc-jugger-nuggets-gif-15710374

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[rare shuttle]

hmm ok then

[primal shore]

@proud snow I'm gonna get with your dad and give him a child he'll actually love

[proud snow]

calm yourself down you sound like a scrumpy 40 yrs old

[next swallow]

bro have no enemies

[proud snow]

good luck

would you cheat on your boyfriend?

with my dad 😂

[primal shore]

he'd understand I have to prove a point on the Internet

[keen parrot]

you could answer that yourself, would you cheat on your boyfriend?

[proud snow]

i don't have a boyfriend unlike yourself 😞

[proven spire]

I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

[proud snow]

im different 😞

[proven spire]

like me fr

[keen parrot]

no one loves you it will get better

[primal shore]

Bro thinks its bad to have a boyfriend

[proud snow]

i have no interest in knowing what your life is like buddy

[proud snow]

here you go again with the lgbt trap 💀

[primal shore]

Alright bud. Check dms

[proud snow]

not interested sorry

[grim edge]

can yall stop beefing

[keen parrot]

i mean redshirts doesnt even play chess, he is just here to troll

[proud snow]

u dumb?

[supple imp]

Kalium yttrium sulfur

[proud snow]

that's not even a question

[hearty geyser]

asdf

[primal shore]

Cmon, put on your big boy pants. I can't say what I said in here

[keen parrot]

you havent even played a game since june

[proud snow]

you don't wanna do this 😔

[proud snow]

so what? i have a life

[keen parrot]

then you are free to leave

[grand shore]

wha

[proud snow]

you're not going to decide that bro

[keen parrot]

if you keep being toxic for no reason you will leave me with no choice my guy

lets keep it respectful in here

[primal shore]

@keen parrot dms

[proud snow]

ok dude

just don't dodge my way up

[whole remnant]

nah thats crazy💀

[primal shore]

@proud snow lil bro gettin flustered he looses to 1800s

[drifting crag]

I got a stalemate with Martin

[proud snow]

why you spamming my dms?

with curse words

[primal shore]

I said one thing

[proud snow]

you crazy?

[marble veldt]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[primal shore]

Too scared to take it?

[ashen gull]

did someone @ everyone or smth

[teal dragon]

Holeh moleh

[proud snow]

you're acting like crazy tho your partner has a tough job

[keen parrot]

at least she has someone that cares about her

[primal shore]

Yea he has to put up with people like you all day (he's ameircan)

[teal dragon]

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

[gentle crane]

I practise alcoholism

[grim edge]

Are you kidding ??? What the ** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

[viscid jacinth]

True

[primal shore]

I sent the marine copy pasta in @proud snow dms

They took it seriously tho 🤭

[viscid jacinth]

I will practice meditation

[grim edge]

tell me how it goes

[viscid jacinth]

I cant find any good free courses tho

[primal shore]

@grim edge dms

[viscid jacinth]

sadge

[grim edge]

i wanna try it one day

[viscid jacinth]

No like for a year

[gentle crane]

It’s kinda boring tbh

[keen parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897W0M2fKh4
WHA 🗣️ 🔥 YOU 🗣️ 🔥 SAY 🗣️ 🔥

[grim edge]

i never got myself to try it

[primal shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897W0M2fKh4
WHA 🗣️ 🔥 YOU 🗣️ 🔥 SAY 🗣️ 🔥

[grim edge]

i have a hard time starting

[teal dragon]

I 😀 am 👏 trained 🏻 in 👏 guerrilla warfare 🔧 and I'm ⚰️ the top 😌🥰🔝🏆 sniper in 🏡👸 the entire 🎬 US 🇺🇸 armed 💪💪 forces 📌🦅🦅💯

[glossy sand]

how to gain stream access?

[proud snow]

@primal shore shut up

[grim edge]

that’s how i feel rn

[random drum]

U were never like this,
U showed me attitude and used treat me like sh!t,
Now you like my verified tick
Only thing that u get is this verified .....
~Kr$na

[teal dragon]

London player be like 🤣🤣🤣

[primal shore]

Damn OK lil bro 😳😳

[green lily]

Lol

[grim edge]

wtf...

[teal dragon]

Robbed

[gentle crane]

🥖

[green lily]

💀

[grim edge]

i did that to the king pig back in the day

[teal dragon]

I own all rights to this meme 😡😡😡😡(stole from internet)

[gentle crane]

I did this to my friend

[gentle crane]

She didn’t like it 😔

[grim edge]

so u just....

[gentle crane]

?

[grim edge]

just like jumped on her

[teal dragon]

Bro probably doesnt know what the mpla even is

[gentle crane]

Yea

[ashen gull]

knight or bishop

[void fjord]

Thx

[grim edge]

damn

[gentle crane]

Then she threw a big ass potato on my head

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/news/view/ding-reveals-reasons-for-absence-expects-2024-comeback

[teal dragon]

[dawn yew]

Do y'all nerds got genderfriends?

[teal dragon]

King ding

[primal shore]

The People's Movement for the Liberation of Angola

[grim edge]

genderfriend?

[misty sedge]

@keen parrot

[keen parrot]

genderfriend yes

[strong sail]

Ok

[grim edge]

president ding

[dawn yew]

boy/girl friend

[misty sedge]

I know our connection is been really bad

[mystic stream]

Genderfriend

[keen parrot]

your about me man... change that shit

[gentle crane]

U don’t have friends?

[teal dragon]

Genderfriend😭😭

[misty sedge]

but I need you on this one

[drifting crag]

what does the progress bar besides the chessboard mean RAHH

[gentle steppe]

.......

[keen parrot]

just say that instead lmao

[primal shore]

Omg cuphead

[dawn yew]

no, people don't like that i'm a polylingual nerd

[teal dragon]

Just say romantic partner🥺🥰

[primal shore]

I love the cup head show

[keen parrot]

what if you are aromantic

[dawn yew]

genderfriend makes me get more attention

[gentle crane]

It’s okay that’s cool

[gentle steppe]

i am not gay

[teal dragon]

Slur

[misty sedge]

@keen parrot LISTEN

[teal dragon]

💀i ment t

[misty sedge]

@keen parrot THERES A HOT GIRL in Class

[keen parrot]

okay

[misty sedge]

Give me tips and I'll stop Bothering you and pinging you

[teal dragon]

Coomer moment

[gentle crane]

Talk to her dumas

[keen parrot]

what tips do/can i give you

[misty sedge]

( I just wanna see how tilt gives tips)

[keen parrot]

like tf u need help for

[misty sedge]

KNOWLEDGE

[keen parrot]

do you want to ask her out?

[tropic plaza]

I like giving tips to random strangers

[teal dragon]

Start kawing like a bird (mating call 110% effective)

[grim edge]

[misty sedge]

she a chick

[grim edge]

tell her you want to be her boyfriend

[misty sedge]

y'all know what that means right she's a 10)10

[strong sail]

I like it too

[tropic plaza]

Just go straight to her and ask her out

[gentle crane]

That is not how u start conversations 💀

[teal dragon]

Piss on her doormat to mark your territory

[keen parrot]

for context: how old are you/is she

[primal shore]

As a women, I can help

[misty sedge]

WHY DOES IT MATTER

[dawn yew]

you start with je suis un garcon je mange une pomme

[primal shore]

I'm multiple women

[grim edge]

As a women, I can help

[misty sedge]

@keen parrot not now budd come on 😭😭

[tropic plaza]

Let me guess, 14?

[keen parrot]

cause im not going to give an 18 year old and a 14 year old the same advice bozo

i have a girlfriend, im not interested in your crush

[grim edge]

poop on it instead

[teal dragon]

Dude thats second base

[primal shore]

@misty sedge how old

[misty sedge]

minor 😟

[strong sail]

WE MUST FIGHT ThE MPLA

[primal shore]

That ain't an age

[teal dragon]

[misty sedge]

Idk why I put that worried emoji

[keen parrot]

12?

[primal shore]

11?

[snow moth]

💀

[gentle crane]

Go up to her, say hi, im then tell her ur name, and if you look better than garbage she’ll reciprocate a conversation, if she doesn’t, then leave

[misty sedge]

Wtf why so low

[teal dragon]

5????

[tropic plaza]

[primal shore]

3.5?

[winter ridge]

Uh

[misty sedge]

Only the bird giving the best tips tbh bro

[dawn yew]

-2???

[misty sedge]

Nvm I just read it

[primal shore]

A fetus?

[proud snow]

cmon you're still here

[tropic plaza]

Idk how birds can give tips but aight

[proud snow]

💀

[teal dragon]

Sniff her like a dog 💯💯💯

[grim edge]

bro is a real one

[grim edge]

and then ask her for dog food

[tropic plaza]

Its just a matter if you look good or nah

[misty sedge]

@mod server

[grim edge]

and then give her a stick and say u wanna play fetch

[keen parrot]

brain rot

[primal shore]

@misty sedge run up to her, say you're cute, then run away giggling

[gentle crane]

Nah the way you present yourself and speak matters

[strong sail]

What

[keen parrot]

@misty sedge say how old you are or ill ping a mod for your about me

[tropic plaza]

Thats probably second but looks come first especially when you dont know eachother

[dawn yew]

@misty sedge say to her you find her pretty and start talking to het

[teal dragon]

So devious🤭🤭🤭

[misty sedge]

This are your standards for boys huh ☠️

[grim edge]

how old is the girl

[primal shore]

I date women idfk

[misty sedge]

That is confidential 🤨

[primal shore]

Nah jokes I got a bf rn

[gentle crane]

Being jacked helps, I was called handsome by a gay guy

[strong sail]

What

[grim edge]

Got the anime arc

[keen parrot]

dude tf is so confidential about your age

[strong sail]

I think it's a trap

[tropic plaza]

Imagine you go to her and asked her out and she said she is bi, couldn’t have been me

[gentle crane]

Greatest compliment to this day

[keen parrot]

unless you are under 13, in which case i should ping mods anyway

[grim edge]

bros hiding shit

[misty sedge]

I'm hiding something

[primal shore]

There's hundreds of millions of people the same age

[teal dragon]

13 year agegap

[grim edge]

spit it OUT

[misty sedge]

something y'all don't wanna see

[keen parrot]

aw hell nah

https://tenor.com/view/friends-ross-geller-david-schwimmer-tv-series-american-sitcom-gif-17315839

[tropic plaza]

Depends on how big or tall you are, sometimes people cant see your body unless you are wearing a tank top or tight shirts

[strong sail]

38

[misty sedge]

??1?1?1?1?

[grim edge]

zamn

[tropic plaza]

Shit there is 2 duolingo here

[keen parrot]

say it

[misty sedge]

I thought these 2 birds are the same person☠️

[gentle crane]

My stock going up

[misty sedge]

force me one more time and I'm pinging mods

-🤓

[grim edge]

Start learning India lmao

[fickle rampart]

Everyone ask your family to invest their life savings in Duolingo stock

[gentle crane]

Yes

[misty sedge]

got ads on diacord

[keen parrot]

aight man it was fun while it lasted, <@&745328830649991179> check his about me, also likely underage

[grim edge]

wait how old is the girl and how old r u

[teal dragon]

30 year agegap ||my dads new gf||

[keen parrot]

12 and 27

[grim edge]

edp 😭

[misty sedge]

Bro

[gentle crane]

Ah wtf

[strong sail]

Sanness

[misty sedge]

Stop accusing me of things and even pinging a mod

[radiant mesa]

Shawty like a melody

[grim edge]

bro whats ur damn age

[keen parrot]

you have Also known as ni**erslayer as your about me

[gentle crane]

???

[misty sedge]

Why do you even care get a life

[tropic plaza]

Nicer slayer

[radiant mesa]

Can anybody teach me chess pls

[primal shore]

Acusing? You got a slur in your bio 💀

[keen parrot]

i gave you several chances to change it but ya didnt

[strong sail]

Hehe your busy right

[grim edge]

ur illegal

[primal shore]

You asked advice for talking to women on discord

[misty sedge]

get a life bro ur noticing the smallest things

[strong sail]

You know it's me

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[strong sail]

Sanness

[misty sedge]

I'm definitely not playing yea

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

game over

[tropic plaza]

I wanna say something but i might get muted

[strong sail]

Did you want bad tom

[teal dragon]

Guys is 4 billion year age gap too big??

[misty sedge]

It's funny how the person who talks in this server for months getting that high asz role bossing me around 🤣

[dawn yew]

dm me it i'll tell you if you'll be or nah

[tropic plaza]

Nah

[teal dragon]

Time to marry a black hole 😍😍

[tropic plaza]

Wont be funny anymore

[grim edge]

thats a bit sus imo but thats just my opinion

[dawn yew]

I'm curious

[tropic plaza]

Can i say a your mom joke to you?

[keen parrot]

if the person younger is mature enough it can be fine

[teal dragon]

Ok

[tropic plaza]

Nvm

[grim edge]

your mama so dumb, she thought a nickelback was a refund

[dawn yew]

bro fr marrying the sun

[radiant mesa]

Can anybody teach me chess pls I need to beat my friend in school

[tropic plaza]

Your mama so fat she has her own gravitational force

[dawn yew]

overused one

[teal dragon]

Do the knockout gambit (punch him in the face)

[grim edge]

your mama so dumb when i said drinks on the house she got a ladder

[tropic plaza]

I mean its the same as yours

[rose linden]

Magnus Carlson sucks I could easily beat him in 3 moves

[teal dragon]

Magus

[dawn yew]

my what?

[tropic plaza]

The your mom joke u used is also overused

[grim edge]

Bro just take

[dawn yew]

I wasn't the one who used the joke

[tropic plaza]

Wait im getting confused

[grand jetty]

Im stuck on 400-450 elo for abt a month i wanna k word

[tropic plaza]

Both have cat pfps meh im too high for this

[cinder sky]

Bro i stay off chess.com for a day and i get 18 friend requests

[dawn yew]

but do you know what else is overused? your mom

[keen parrot]

rare name moment

[radiant mesa]

Pls teach me chess anybody I used to play chess when I was small and I didn't play after that at all

[tropic plaza]

[cinder sky]

[grim edge]

Blunder?

[primal shore]

I'd clap magnus carlson when drunk

[nova verge]

Good morning ☀️

[tropic plaza]

Yo mama so dumb she made you

[grim edge]

Good morning

[nova verge]

How are you today?

[radiant mesa]

Carlsen*

[grim edge]

gyat

[viscid jacinth]

Humour is decreasing

[grim edge]

Im fine if you fine

[glass carbon]

Hey man its me, my TO is finally over

[primal shore]

Autocorrect

[nova verge]

I’m splendid

[viscid jacinth]

Niceehritbfotbfontogntor

[grand jetty]

Is that mikhail tal guy overrated?

[grim edge]

carson*

[dawn yew]

your mama so dumb she thought your dad had 10 inches

[teal dragon]

Ive got an 11 yo in my cc dms 🥶🥶😎😭😭😭😭😭

[radiant mesa]

Carlsen**

[grim edge]

his name is carson***

[viscid jacinth]

Let me watch gumball pleaseeeee

[grim edge]

Always

[keen parrot]

i actually wouldnt be surprised dude wtf

[strong sail]

Ok

[nova verge]

What u doing?

[radiant mesa]

It's carlsen****

[grim edge]

ur gaslighting me

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-leviosa-not-leviosar-hermione-granger-emma-watson-harry-potter-gif-18243387

[grim edge]

Chilling

[nova verge]

Same I’m drinking coffee

[viscid jacinth]

No we are not lmao did you forgot to take your pills again?

[grim edge]

its magus carson***

[dawn yew]

carson is the child cartoon

[grim edge]

I drink tea now

[nova verge]

Ah I see

[radiant mesa]

Anybody playing chess?

[dawn yew]

xiao lmao

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[nova verge]

Ur mom is

[strong sail]

Hehe your busy right it's me senness did you want bad tom

[radiant mesa]

Anybody wants to have a match with a newbie

[grim edge]

lmao

[dawn yew]

me

[dawn yew]

what's your chess.com accoutn name

[split bone]

Yooo I'm new too

[radiant mesa]

Wait a min

[grim edge]

With a lot of suger

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @radiant mesa, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[nova verge]

Oh I drink my coffee black

[radiant mesa]

Deepesh_Underrated

[strong sail]

The red spy is here

[dawn yew]

you're 1200??

[split bone]

Why can't I message in #💬〡improvement-talk

[radiant mesa]

I just created chess account today

[dawn yew]

oh it started as that ok

[grim edge]

I don't love coffee that's much

[dawn yew]

Sent you

[nova verge]

😔

[split bone]

Someone help

[nova verge]

No

[split bone]

Please?

[nova verge]

I have no hands I can’t

[split bone]

Skill issue

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[split bone]

Bruh imagine not having hands
That's so cringe

Couldn't be me

[nova verge]

U should connect your account

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-sakamata-chloe-cod-oh-my-cod-vtuber-gif-27689643

[lapis sandal]

imagine purposely decreasing your rating to 400 and grinding back for a crazy looking win streak

[split bone]

Why tho

[lapis sandal]

is it allowed??

[nova verge]

You can send images

[tulip lichen]

BRO THE ARM DAY PUMP IS INSANE

[dawn yew]

Gg

[lapis sandal]

for a food looking number of win streak in your profile

[tulip lichen]

I did the spartan pose and it actually looked good

didn't get it on camera tho mb

[lapis sandal]

I love forearm day 🙂 ( I love to arm wrestle)

[dawn yew]

is that legal

[lapis sandal]

I m thinking that too

[normal hatch]

No, it’s referred to as sandbagging

[grim edge]

Hi i just made a chess account today, anyone wanna be my opponent?

[lapis sandal]

I beat everybody in my class

[lapis sandal]

you just created a new discord acc didnt you

[nova verge]

I like leg day

[dawn yew]

imagine purposely increasing your rating to 2000 and having a big elo

[lapis sandal]

for trolling

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

I did!

[lapis sandal]

you are alt I bet

[grim edge]

[small apex]

any day is fu

[dawn yew]

me

[small apex]

fun

[grim edge]

I would like to say I'm returning to chess after 6 months and I am 1500ish

[dawn yew]

What's you chess.c*m account name

[nova verge]

[teal dragon]

@grim edge

When unbast

[grim edge]

chess c*m?

[dawn yew]

yes

chess.c*m

[nova verge]

??

[grim edge]

why censor

[radiant mesa]

Anybody wants to have a chess match

[shy pike]

cause it sucks

[dawn yew]

it's a joke from anarchy chess

[remote fractal]

it would lead to a link

[dawn yew]

sorry

[remote fractal]

i think

[grim edge]

hi

lichess better?

[dawn yew]

chess.com

[grim edge]

Alr ima dm my user

[lapis sandal]

1450 in 1 day

[shy pike]

https://lichess.org better

[grim edge]

l*chess

[grim edge]

cheese.c*m

[shy pike]

yum

[dawn yew]

lichess.o*g

[grim edge]

😶‍🌫️

[small apex]

why chess when u can cry

[tulip lichen]

love the johan pfp btw

[dawn yew]

cry while chess

[remote fractal]

do both!

[green torrent]

Slat

[small apex]

[tulip lichen]

cry while playing chess

[grim edge]

[tulip lichen]

fr

[nova verge]

😍

🥖

[shy pike]

mmm

[graceful lintel]

🥖🥶🔥🗣️💥💯💯

[grim edge]

Potatoes

[shy pike]

I love being bread 🍞

[green torrent]

Why living when you can suicide

[grim edge]

i-

[grim edge]

And droped like bread

[graceful lintel]

imma bake you 🥶🔥💯💥💯

[shy pike]

||anything wrong?||

[green torrent]

ماذا

[shy pike]

IT IS JUST BREAD

[grim edge]

bro is lowtiergod 😭

[grim edge]

is good

[grim edge]

ها

[grim edge]

maybe its just me 😭

[shy pike]

mhm
get your mind out of the GUTTERRR

[green torrent]

اها

[grim edge]

this is a SETUP

[grim edge]

اوه

[graceful lintel]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

im being framed

[green torrent]

احمد ماهر

[graceful lintel]

English pls

[green torrent]

ok sorry

[grim edge]

نعم

[grim edge]

[green torrent]

Well Don't blame me it was the sun

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[graceful lintel]

1000s

[tulip lichen]

wait your name is ahmad maher?

[green torrent]

The industrial revolution

[grim edge]

replace the bottom icons

[grim edge]

Yeah brother

[graceful lintel]

120 fps rick roll

[tulip lichen]

192.353.192

[graceful lintel]

Can u suggest me I'm also bored with these

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[grim edge]

🤔

[honest drift]

Only high quality gifs

[green torrent]

Are you Egyptian

[eager lark]

احمد محسن

[graceful lintel]

Real

[graceful lintel]

🥶🥶

[grim edge]

Speak eng

[green torrent]

Yaa Hussein

[honest drift]

Btw can anyone tell me why Im stuck at 699

[tulip lichen]

no i'm belarusian

[eager lark]

Do lichess tactics

[grim edge]

Because you're stuck on 699

[split bone]

Give it to me instead

[green torrent]

Delete your life

[dawn yew]

just win a game

[grim edge]

When it's 2am

For everyone

[honest drift]

i CANT!

[eager lark]

Gentlemen if you wanna improve just study tactics

[dawn yew]

play with me

[tulip lichen]

yeah i am brother

[honest drift]

You guys will defeat me :(

[green torrent]

I saw what you deleted

[eager lark]

Tactics improve your intuition calculation and decision making which is 99% of chess

[split bone]

I literally cannot

[green torrent]

[grim edge]

chess manhunt

[green torrent]

Really

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

do what dream did with his ender pearls

[split bone]

You're higher than me

[eager lark]

Gabe itch is here???

[dawn yew]

play with me and you'll be stuck in <699

[split bone]

GIVE ME THAT ACCOUNT

[tulip lichen]

no i'm irish

[green torrent]

I am Ahwazi

[grim edge]

isnt he the friend of Mike hawk

[split bone]

Bitch I'm stylish

[eager lark]

Bro hates 1. c4 most

[tulip lichen]

fr

[honest drift]

I cannot its just impossible

[tulip lichen]

nvm i'm french

[honest drift]

I want to reach on my own

[green torrent]

Does anyone know who I'm?

[eager lark]

Literally what i was thinking of, i do enjoy mike's company

[grim edge]

yeah he's worked with Ben dover in the past

[split bone]

You're Human

[keen parrot]

no, enlighten us

[green torrent]

I'm Albert Camus

[eager lark]

Wait so you speak arabic too???

[green torrent]

Yes

[tulip lichen]

there's nothing we can do

[dreamy frigate]

hey guys i got timed out yesterday now i am timed in

[grim edge]

my first chess opening

[eager lark]

Mashallah pretty nice.

[split bone]

Auf St. Kelena

[green torrent]

I love iran actually
Because i watched abbas kyrstomi moives

[tulip lichen]

the french defense

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play a match? Im 1500

[grim edge]

napoleon attack

[green torrent]

Shkrn

[split bone]

H4

[eager lark]

I'm from Baalbeck, somewhere in north east lebanon

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/225-gif-21658127

[grim edge]

bros gonna have a heart attack after 0.0002 ms

[winter ridge]

No

[tulip lichen]

the fk did you just call me?

[green torrent]

I'm from the worst place on the planet

[winter ridge]

Not an opening

[eager lark]

Rip why

[tulip lichen]

germany 1945

[grim edge]

where

[teal dragon]

ALORS ON DANSE🗣️🔥🔥🥶💯💯💯

[green torrent]

The country that America has stole it's oil

I hope my english is good enough

[teal dragon]

Venezuela

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[teal dragon]

Iraq

[tulip lichen]

illegal or legal way

[eager lark]

Depends on who you are, my grandpa killed the moustache guy

[tulip lichen]

fr

he died by suicide bro

[eager lark]

ما بين النهرين؟

[tulip lichen]

so your grandpa is the moustache guy

😭

[green torrent]

نعم

[shy pike]

Gjggfuihds

[eager lark]

🫡

[green torrent]

Tshrfna

You are she3e aren't you?

[shy pike]

🍞

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[slate owl]

meow~ :3

[swift totem]

guys i have a fun knock knock joke but someone has to start it

[dreamy frigate]

any one who wants to be my friend ?

[stable mirage]

Nya

[green torrent]

No one

[shy pike]

mrowwww

[green torrent]

Just go touch grass

[dreamy frigate]

lol no one replyed sad life

[shy pike]

look who's talking

[green torrent]

Stfu You don't even know me

[dreamy frigate]

are you sure bitc

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

take it to DMs

[lapis sandal]

guys I was 1350 in morning

and I am 1450 right now

[grim edge]

same but iam 800 right now

true history

[lapis sandal]

ye but pushing at higher elo is harder

[keen parrot]

alekhine?

[grim edge]

King's Indian defense?

Guys at chess are they good at riddles?

[shy pike]

yea

[lapis sandal]

definately bong cloud

[grim edge]

Knight sac!!

[keen parrot]

weird KID with the bishop on e7

[grim edge]

i dont think so

[stable mirage]

KIA?

[lapis sandal]

I thought that too but considering he moves his bishop in middle game, cant really say kid

[stable mirage]

not KID

[lapis sandal]

ask anybody

[grim edge]

la catalana?

[dawn yew]

I just choked on puke

[grim edge]

Teah

Wow

[fallen valley]

Looks like a Dutch to me

[grim edge]

Bruh

[fallen valley]

It's nonsense whatever it is, but it's a Dutch structure

[slate owl]

ur stupid

d4 d5 c4 is queens gambit

[grim edge]

It's kid

[slate owl]

black didnt play d5

[grim edge]

He mean

[fallen valley]

That is not a KID in any shape, form, or fashion

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[peak plank]

It's also quite stupid as a Dutch though

[fallen valley]

It's quite stupid no matter what it is

[stable mirage]

black was high

[peak plank]

I'm guessing Kayden's oppeneng went d6 e6

Crap Dutch

[grim edge]

Why Bishop come now into the game

[fallen valley]

What are you talking about

[dawn yew]

can y'all tell me a language

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[dawn yew]

chinese

[slate owl]

i've had a better one

[grim edge]

The main line its d4 f5 g3

[graceful lintel]

yea

[slate owl]

thats dutch, stupid.

[grim edge]

Ohhh

[fallen valley]

There are many lines in the Dutch. What's your point?

[graceful lintel]

real

[stable mirage]

staunton op

[slate owl]

you dont understand how openings work

shut up

[grim edge]

I forget about the others lmao

[slate owl]

at least i have a brain

[graceful lintel]

"you dont understand how openings work"
-1400s

[radiant mesa]

Lets play hand and brain

[fallen valley]

"1400s don't make one move blunders" - 1400s

[radiant mesa]

NPC

[rocky vale]

You don't understand how openings work

[graceful lintel]

[late kestrel]

what the heeeel ma gawd

[radiant mesa]

Certainly it's true but

[late kestrel]

https://lichess.org/TIg3fPOPo81W

[worn ice]

MrMiltious (1500) vs. tnt_1 (1686)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 Ne7 3. d4 d5 4. Nbd2 dxe4 5. Nxe4 g6 6. Nf6# 

[graceful lintel]

real I refused to believe it

[stable mirage]

in classical maybe :th

[radiant mesa]

[slate owl]

i just did🔥

[rocky vale]

They still do

[stable mirage]

haven’t seen many playing classical but I believe it

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

[rocky vale]

I do

Is 30+0 considered classical

[teal dragon]

No

[graceful lintel]

Me

[stable mirage]

I meant otb like g/60+

[slate owl]

#relatable

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling
How's it going 💀

[rocky vale]

What that mean

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[rocky vale]

I'll play 30+0 against some 10 year old tomorrow again

[stable mirage]

which part

[graceful lintel]

💀 🫡

[rocky vale]

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge

[teal dragon]

|||| |||| |||| |||| ||||
|||| |||| |||| |||| ||||
|||| |||| |||| |||| ||||
|||| |||| |||| |||| ||||
|||| |||| |||| |||| ||||

[rocky vale]

g/60+

[graceful lintel]

Last one

[stable mirage]

60 min starting time basically

[rocky vale]

Nah it was the last one I did

[teal dragon]

Guys!! we need to make the number 1 emoji

[rocky vale]

Mommy's reading me like a book

[teal dragon]

[stable mirage]

[graceful lintel]

My goal fr

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

@serbermod stop the :bruhnooo spam

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

[proven sapphire]

[tulip lichen]

[dense tundra]

[teal dragon]

oppression

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

[dense tundra]

[final condor]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/93282774181

Ignoring M1 so I could take his soul

[worn ice]

Igorzai28 (822) vs. CharlesGong10 (867)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nc3 d6 3. e4 b6 4. Bg5 Bb7 5. Bxf6 exf6 6. Nf3 Qe7 7. Bd3 d5 8. e5 fxe5 9. dxe5 d4 10. Ne2 Bxf3 11. gxf3 Qxe5 12. f4 Qe6 13. Qd2 c5 14. b3 Nc6 15. O-O-O Be7 16. Rdf1 O-O 17. Re1 Nb4 18. Kb2 Nxd3+ 19. Qxd3 Qf6 20. Qe4 d3+ 21. Kb1 dxe2 22. Rxe2 Bd6 23. Rg1 Qxf4 24. Qg2 g6 25. f3 Rfe8 26. Re4 Rxe4 27. fxe4 Be5 28. Rf1 Qxh2 29. Qf3 f6 30. Rf2 Qg1+ 31. Rf1 Qd4 32. Kc1 Qb2+ 33. Kd2 Rd8+ 34. Ke2 Qxc2+ 35. Ke1 Rd1+ 36. Qxd1 Bg3+ 37. Rf2 Bxf2+ 38. Kf1 Qxd1+ 39. Kxf2 Qd2+ 

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

why

[teal dragon]

Its more fun

[graceful lintel]

[final condor]

Because I wanted the flashy rook sack

[proven sapphire]

he aint wrong

[teal dragon]

Rinqed no1 fan

[graceful lintel]

Oh understandable 💀

[graceful lintel]

real 💀

[slate owl]

[teal dragon]

[last arrow]

Guys I made a new account and this low Elo player literally just brought me his king

[teal dragon]

How generous and charitable

[last arrow]

Fr like he literally moved his king into checkmate

[stable mirage]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92105996373?username=n1llectr

[worn ice]

N1llectr (2342) vs. destruyeabuelitas (2347)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. dxc5 Nc6 5. Nf3 Nxe5 6. Nxe5 Qc7 7. Bb5+ Kd8 8. [Nxf7#] 

[stable mirage]

truly

[final condor]

[rocky vale]

How did bro get 2300

[graceful lintel]

Truly 2300s moment

[stable mirage]

good question

FM too

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[rocky vale]

Hell nah

[final condor]

I mean I saw the M1 but I wanted to take his soul for not trading

[slate owl]

and furry

[teal dragon]

FM L

[final condor]

Bro says L when he’s got no title

[stable mirage]

furry? UwU

[slate owl]

uwu~

[teal dragon]

Yeah but FM played caro and got knight mated like a nüb

[stable mirage]

I mean caro already brings you down like 300 points

[final condor]

Still strong

[stable mirage]

define strong

[solemn ivy]

6'6 120kg 5 percent body fat, 300kg bench

[stable mirage]

hmm

[lime lava]

Strong indeed

[solemn ivy]

ik

[teal dragon]

Need some juice for that

[solemn ivy]

no shit

6'6 should be way heavier, im 6'1 and im 90kg looking normal

6'6 should be like 150kg

[teal dragon]

[elfin fiber]

I forgot to do my puzzles yesterday D:

[stable mirage]

M1

[rocky vale]

[teal dragon]

[lime lava]

Im 4'6 40 kg
Lookin normal

[elfin fiber]

Over 100 days streak ruined

[teal dragon]

Ok daddy

[graceful lintel]

[shy pike]

hi daddy

[lime lava]

Sup

[teal dragon]

You are a king gg

[buoyant veldt]

finally

[grim edge]

Iceland strongman

[graceful lintel]

[normal hatch]

Bring back the seal pfp😠

[graceful lintel]

king without a queen

[radiant mesa]

Check out this #chess game: reza_tahmasebi vs Deepesh_Underrated - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93283372007

[worn ice]

reza_tahmasebi (865) vs. Deepesh_Underrated (931)

Move List

1. g3 e5 2. Nf3 e4 3. Ng5 Qxg5 4. f4 Qd5 5. Bh3 e3 6. O-O exd2 7. Qxd2 Qh5 8. Rf2 Qxh3 9. f5 Bc5 10. Qd1 Bxf2+ 11. Kxf2 Nf6 12. Ke1 Qxh2 13. Kf1 Ne4 14. Be3 Nxg3+ 15. Ke1 Qh1+ 16. Kd2 Ne4+ 17. Kd3 Qxd1+ 18. Kxe4 d5+ 19. Kf3 Bxf5 20. Kf2 Bg4 21. Kg3 Qxe2 22. Bd2 Qf3+ 23. Kh4 Qh3+ 24. Kg5 h6+ 25. Kf4 g5+ 26. Ke5 Nc6+ 27. Kxd5 Rd8+ 28. Kc5 b6+ 29. Kxc6 Rd6+ 30. Kxc7 Rd8 31. Kb7 Bc8+ 32. Kxa7 Qd7+ 33. Kxb6 Qb7+ 34. Ka5 Rd5+ 35. Ka4 Bd7+ 36. Ka3 Ra5+ 37. Bxa5 O-O 38. Bb4 Ra8+ 39. Kb3 Ba4+ 40. Kc4 Qb5+ 41. Kd4 Qxb4+ 42. Kd3 Rd8+ 43. Ke3 Qd2+ 44. Nxd2 g4 45. Nf3 Rd5 46. Ne5 Rxe5+ 47. Kf4 Rg5 48. Ke3 Bxc2 49. Kd2 Bf5 50. Kc1 g3 51. b4 g2 52. b5 g1=Q+ 53. Kb2 Qxa1+ 54. Kxa1 Rg6 55. b6 Rxb6 56. a4 Ra6 57. Ka2 h5 58. Ka3 Rxa4+ 59. Kxa4 h4 60. Ka5 h3 61. Ka6 h2 62. Ka7 h1=Q 63. Kb8 f6 64. Kc7 Qd1 65. Kc6 Be4+ 66. Kc5 Qd5+ 67. Kb6 f5 68. Kc7 f4 69. Kc8 f3 70. Kb8 Bf5 71. Kc7 Be6 72. Kb6 f2 73. Kc7 Qc5+ 74. Kd8 Qc8+ 75. Ke7 Qd7+ 76. Kf6 f1=Q+ 77. Kg6 Qff7+ 78. Kh6 Qd6 79. Kg5 Bf5 80. Kh4 Qdg6 

[radiant mesa]

Check out this game

[graceful lintel]

no

[teal dragon]

[radiant mesa]

🤓

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

Cries*

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

YO DID U TALK TO HER?