hi
#💬〡general-off-topic
topaz egret
storm pine
2 move mate is not good btw
topaz egret
How
storm pine
your opponent needs to just suck to do it
topaz egret
i know
storm pine
it happens 0.1% of games because no one does the grob and then develops the g pawn
storm pine
4 move checkmate sucks too because no one falls for it above 400 elo
scholars mate
exactly ive only seen it happen once in a real game my friend showed me the review
0.01% might not even be correct
topaz egret
idk why he did his opening but i took the mate and i think its good cuz it made the game end faster
cold cloud
0.01% might not even be correct
More like 0.00000000001
cold cloud
Imagine having an opening named after you being worst opening
storm pine
thats hope chess no skill to it
topaz egret
i mean its their own fault they left themselves vonarable
storm pine
Imagine having an opening named after you being worst opening
real
storm pine
i mean its their own fault they left themselves vonarable
yes its their fault but still if they didnt do the second pawn move its just reversed wayward queen and that is easily countered
topaz egret
ya but they didn’t so its not really hope its seeing where the mate it and taking it
at least thats how i play
storm pine
ya but they didn’t so its not really hope its seeing where the mate it and takin...
whats ur elo btw
grim edge
u mean the 2 move grob one?
topaz egret
sorry elo idk what that us
storm pine
u mean the 2 move grob one?
yeah the fools mate
topaz egret
is
storm pine
it literally has a meme opening thing
grim edge
literally no one falls for that unless theyre throwing for content
storm pine
exactly
thats what im telling this guy to not rely on them doing the ONLY move that mates
topaz egret
i took his mate because he left himself open
storm pine
im surprised someone genuinely played it
storm pine
i dont need to look at it i know what it is
topaz egret
ya i was not the one who got mated i mated someonw who did it
storm pine
ok fine ill look
storm pine
ya i was not the one who got mated i mated someonw who did it
i know that
when was the game who was it against
storm pine
you have no 2 move games
topaz egret
cap
topaz egret
Oh ok
storm pine
why was e6 ur opening/
last verge
i just went on a 7-1 rampage in bullet
topaz egret
i like that opening
storm pine
i just went on a 7-1 rampage in bullet
whats ur rating ?
last verge
whats ur rating ?
227 🔥
storm pine
i like that opening
e5 is a nicer pic
topaz egret
It opends up my bishop and queen
last verge
bro doesn't know rating roles exist 
peak plank
no hes 2k
storm pine
yeah i know
peak plank
he connected to an alt with an inflated rating
storm pine
oh
peak plank
yeah i know
you said he was 2200
topaz egret
im 381
peak plank
2200 is NOT 2k
last verge
you said he was 2200
i beat a 2200 in bullet earlier smh
storm pine
you said he was 2200
his rating role says 2200-2399 my bad man
peak plank
i beat a 2200 in bullet earlier smh
I beat Ohwow in bullet
last verge
I beat Ohwow in bullet
so did i
last verge
after how many tries
first try
digital phoenix
i did it first try lmao
topaz egret
i dont play bullet
last verge
i also beat this guy in bullet ^^
storm pine
i am rated like 1800 or something but i managed 2000 on my account thanks to tournaments
grim edge
u beat las too?
storm pine
i got paired with 1100s lmao
last verge
i beat las twice iirc
storm pine
well only like 1 but
grand shore
hm
last verge
yeah twice
topaz egret
well it was not me
storm pine
blue penguin wanna play an unrated game u vs me (real) (not joking)
topaz egret
Oh ummmmm
storm pine
'tis a joke
topaz egret
ok
last verge
bullet bullet bullet
graceful lintel
topaz egret
but i still have lots to learn
last verge
bullet ez
graceful lintel
Waht
digital phoenix
i almost won untitled tuesday
topaz egret
also who wants to verse me in bullet its going to be a ez win for u
storm pine
bullet is fun but i wouldnt rely on it to check ur rating
graceful lintel
i almost won untitled tuesday
Less goo 
storm pine
its no 🌰 nvmbr
digital phoenix
Less goo <:stonks:1165673558123483197> <:brilliant:823649018616872971>
but i didnt
storm pine
i gotta stay strong no chess r34 for me
graceful lintel
but i didnt
digital phoenix
i gotta stay strong no chess r34 for me
chess of all things tho
topaz egret
bet
last verge
6 streak bullet 😫
grim edge
W
normal hatch
chess of all things tho
the horse
tidal light
someone want to hop into a vc and play some chess
peak plank
@tardy tendon I always see you in VC but not in chat, why is that?
tardy tendon
Bruh, why would I be in the chat?
peak plank
That's fair
tardy tendon
What would I do here?
signal harness
What would I do here?
flirt
tardy tendon
Ah
peak plank
What do you do in VC
manic nova
Bruh, why would I be in the chat?
you are in the chat now
tardy tendon
The chat is too fast for me
signal harness
What do you do in VC
flirt
tardy tendon
Correct
worn iceBOT
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grim edge
grinding rapid sucks past that rating
graceful lintel
signal harness
quit while ahead ez
graceful lintel
Oh 😔
jagged minnow
What are you all cooking
grim edge
skibidi toilet potion
graceful lintel
What are you all cooking
jagged minnow
@grim edge bro got that pookie bear profile
signal harness
What are you all cooking
flirt
jagged minnow
silk zephyr
if 7.560*10^4 J of energy are absorbed by 250g of ice at -10.0°C, will the ice completely melt to water? If no, how many grams of ice will melt?
please someone
wind vector
I think
tulip shoal
grim edge
if 7.560*10^4 J of energy are absorbed by 250g of ice at -10.0°C, will the ice c...
u have to calculate the hypotenuse of the photosynthesis of the ice block
silk zephyr
lmao
wind vector
I went from 2300 to 2400 in like 5 days and half of that was in 1 day
grim edge
how normal is it that someone gets 0 to 2000 elo in 2 months?
signal harness
how normal is it that someone gets 0 to 2000 elo in 2 months?
not
tardy tendon
I agree
grim edge
like is it even possible
signal harness
how normal is it that someone gets 0 to 2000 elo in 2 months?
that’s something that I call the Neimann Gambit
wind vector
basically just get untilted and it’s free ratings
tardy tendon
That's some intense stuff
grim edge
only tyler1 could do it and with like perfect luck
grim edge
that’s something that I call the Neimann Gambit
some guy was saying his friend did it in 2 months and studied like 16 hours a day 💀
and then after 5 months he only got 2050
signal harness
nuh uh
tardy tendon
To be fair, Garry Kasparov's first ever profisional Fide rating was 2595
signal harness
To be fair, Garry Kasparov's first ever profisional Fide rating was 2595
yeah and that’s Garry
latent pebble
if 7.560*10^4 J of energy are absorbed by 250g of ice at -10.0°C, will the ice c...
Delta
tardy tendon
provisional*
grim edge
like that dude has to be stockfishing his beads
signal harness
i doubt we’re gonna have some random guy at the strength of Kasparov any time soon
he’s not using stockfish he’s using the entire stockschool
grim edge
tyler1 gonna hop on 2850 in 2024
signal harness
2026: WC Tyler1
grim edge
he’s not using stockfish he’s using the entire stockschool
yep, aint no way lil bro gained 2000 elo in 2 months then 50 elo in the next 3 months
last verge
looks like he hasnt played for a month
alpine spruce
@upbeat viper check dm
grim edge
Im still awake
last verge
smartest 2000
stuck kestrel
if 7.560*10^4 J of energy are absorbed by 250g of ice at -10.0°C, will the ice c...
i wont calculate but it has to do with latent heat of fusion and specific heat capacity of water, 4200JKg
rearrange equation
alpine spruce
smartest 2000
signal harness
smartest 2000
bro became a puzzle
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raven dock
what a nice mate. right in the middle of the board
last verge
chat have you ever bore witness to a winstreak like THIS
raven dock
chat have you ever bore witness to a winstreak like THIS
yes
last verge
beating 1900s is hard leave me alone
yes i took 12
score prediction is maybe 133.5/139.5
really? i heard it was super easy
12 was also super easy negl
but the test got leaked a few days earlier
so probably score inflation will ruin my chances
no dhr 💔
hopefully good usamo index
man i hope
trail prism
Y'all me got questions about women
trail prism
So I started talking more with a girl and she started asking me personal stuff for example she is vegetarian and she asked me if me too does she want to do smth or no ?
grim edge
Ask her if she watches skibidi toilet
last verge
my brother in christ she is literally inquiring about your dietary choices
2k chess doesnt mean anything on an app tho
but i tutor chess and maybe if i can get a tourney result
also i play on our schools varsity boards so
storm pine
is 63 elo good guys
last verge
lil bro u just gotta keep a conversation going 😭
grim edge
So I started talking more with a girl and she started asking me personal stuff f...
ask her if she wants to eat some chicken together
trail prism
ask her if she wants to eat some chicken together
XD
grim edge
dont actually
trail prism
I did that accidentally yesterday
last verge
asking for rizz advice in a chess server seems like the worst idea ever
trail prism
asking for rizz advice in a chess server seems like the worst idea ever
Advice is advice xD
trail prism
There is one small problem tho I talk about a lot of gore stuff with my homies
And I think I scared her
trail prism
Like a women got KOed by a kickboxer then the kickboxer throwed on the women gasoline then burned her to a crisp 2 days ago
grim edge
yeah I saw that
trail prism
I watched the recordings
restive storm
what the frick
last verge
bro what
grim edge
kinda crazy they showed the footage on TV
trail prism
Romania news
trail prism
kinda crazy they showed the footage on TV
Exactly
last verge
trail prism
Uncensored footage of women getting killed
grim edge
Like a women got KOed by a kickboxer then the kickboxer throwed on the women gas...
did he go to jail or?
mystic stream
Do u guys know Mike haque
last verge
me reaching for the officer's service weapon:
trail prism
did he go to jail or?
Yep he going to jail he was catch by the police 6h after incident
mystic stream
also i play on our schools varsity boards so
Omg omg no way
last verge
Omg omg no way
grim edge
Do u guys know Mike haque
uhhh
last verge
i wonder if there are any arizonian national masters in chat right now
digital phoenix
nerds
digital phoenix
mine is 84
glossy radish
nerd
rocky vale
Mine is 465
digital phoenix
on unrated games
grim edge
Mine is 465
bro stocked the fish
last verge
mine is 84
poor mohit
grim edge
🔥🔥🔥
mystic stream
Mine is a Milliken
glossy radish
ew nm
cunning plinth
me when discord added unlimitied super reactions:
glossy radish
they did?
restive storm
as someone without nitro I can't relate
digital phoenix
as someone without nitro I can't relate
do u want free nitro
lament jacinth
do u want free nitro
Give nitro
grim edge
nitro isn't worth it even if it's just the 2 week trial
lament jacinth
nitro isn't worth it even if it's just the 2 week trial
There's isn't a trial unless you pay for a month afterwards
grim edge
There's isn't a trial unless you pay for a month afterwards
there is
lament jacinth
Well it tells me to put all my bank details in
So I assume otherwise
@last verge I will find your co ordinates
And pay you a visit
restive storm
yeah I saw the free nitro thing
lament jacinth
😋
restive storm
the free trial
lament jacinth
yeah I saw the free nitro thing
Nitrogen gas has always been free silly
It's in our atmosphere
grim edge
Well it tells me to put all my bank details in
that's why I said it's not worth it
restive storm
Nitrogen gas has always been free silly
I didn't mean that nitro shaking my head
I meant the nitro from the typing game "Nitro Type" obviously
grim edge
if you're fine with giving them your info for that trial 🤷♂️ that's you
uncut fable
probably because the last time a plane was stolen in North America it didn’t end too well
wooden dagger
i love d4 even though i don't know how to play it
lament jacinth
i love d4 even though i don't know how to play it
No one needs to know how to play it
uncut fable
i love d4 even though i don't know how to play it
i love chess even though I don’t know how to play it
lament jacinth
Cause it's trash
wooden dagger
i love chess even though I don’t know how to play it
FR
grim edge
i love d4 even though i don't know how to play it
me too
glossy radish
me three
frozen jolt
Well it tells me to put all my bank details in
Identity theft kink
nimble niche
https://www.chess.com/article/view/why-more-moms-should-play-chess#comment-96892389 why did danny comment on this out of all written content on cc?
grim edge
chesscom 2am crowd hi
normal hatch
https://www.chess.com/article/view/why-more-moms-should-play-chess#comment-96892...
Moms
uncut fable
https://www.chess.com/article/view/why-more-moms-should-play-chess#comment-96892...
he wants himself a chess mom
trail prism
I have come back
viral epoch
grim edge
Hi
lament jacinth
Identity theft kink
Huh
lament jacinth
Hello liya
Hello the concept of jokes
frozen jolt
Hello the concept of jokes
Hru
lament jacinth
Im good hby
thorny lake
frozen jolt
Im good hby
Not too bad
lament jacinth
That's good
frozen jolt
For nitro i do
grim edge
ello
grim edge
How to be trusted again
manic nova
truly one of the conversations of all time
grim edge
How to be trusted 😭
lament jacinth
How to be trusted 😭
Do /connect someone just told you
sharp sundial
lament jacinth
It's alr connected
No it isn't
storm pine
chess
grim edge
chess
grim edge
No it isn't
it doesn't let me connect
glossy radish
real
flat gyro
oh no
this dude is about to lose so much money
the chances he pulls this off is like 1.3%
digital phoenix
who bets 8k
nocturne elk
Wait does he have 6 more months or, in 6 months total?
grim edge
nothing like 25k to light a fire under ur ass
flat gyro
Wait does he have 6 more months or, in 6 months total?
hes only been playing chess for like 2 months
nocturne elk
hes only been playing chess for like 2 months
Wait so 1100-1850 in 6 months or 4 more?
flat gyro
Wait so 1100-1850 in 6 months or 4 more?
6
tropic plaza
He better pay someone who is 2k to grind his acc fr
flat gyro
bro should become jack sarkinsomething
nocturne elk
Bro is aggressive in life as well as OTB
Hope it works out though that would be such a cool story
flat gyro
nah his friends made an easy 8k
nocturne elk
Well the things people would do for $25K though
It really is “just” highly improbable 💀
severe oxide
1100 to 1850 in 6 months is doable
nimble niche
1100 to 1850 in 6 months is doable
it's very doable
stable mirage
tbh if they’re willing to sink a lot of time and money in they can do it pretty easily
flat gyro
tbh if they’re willing to sink a lot of time and money in they can do it pretty ...
they\re probably super busy since theyre in college though right?
nocturne elk
severe oxide
they\re probably super busy since theyre in college though right?
“graduating soon”
idk
sell ur kidneys 🤷♂️
flat gyro
the guy tryna hit 1.8k has to pay 25k / 3 to each of his friends if he doesn't make it
nocturne elk
Plot twist he doesn’t, he’s planning to run if he fails it
grim edge
lol he can just refuse to pay
nocturne elk
Bro is serious
nocturne elk
He is either clinically deranged or Tyler1
restive storm
not even the 2500 gm makes that much money from a tournament
flat gyro
he also posted this a yaer ago
flat gyro
the real answer
learning how to cheat perfectly is the key
omg!
can you show us the vid when you do
💀
even if this isn't real im sure theres some dumbass out there willing to place a bigger bet on a more unrealistic elo
if they haven't already
i spent like 20-30 hours grinding a roblox game because my younger brother said hed give me 20 bucks if i hit level 200
severe oxide
severe oxide
i spent like 20-30 hours grinding a roblox game because my younger brother said ...
1$/h is wild
flat gyro
1$/h is wild
20 bucks is 20 bucks
flat gyro
peak or do you have to stay there
stable mirage
peak or do you have to stay there
peak and stop playing forever
flat gyro
my chess coach at school says if we do chess kids lessons every day for the whole year hell pay us 100 dollars
stable mirage
same thing
flat gyro
no
grim edge
i’m living off popcorn and two bananas as study food
stable mirage
my chess coach at school says if we do chess kids lessons every day for the whol...
ur getting scammed
flat gyro
im just gonna grind lichess
nimble niche
i could do this pretending that i have no chess background
flat gyro
hes an nm
flat gyro
we have a chess club and a chess team
teal dragon
15/h in Bangladesh is like a top teir job
grim edge
yeah
nimble niche
im like the 3rd best at my school or something
flat gyro
im a 1900 weakling 😔
grim edge
that’s what i said
nocturne elk
Dang a fellow honorary italian
nimble niche
i don't go to their school, plus squid is shit irl
grim edge
i’d assume
nimble niche
probably not
grim edge
i’d assume
did u get him from wish.com
little elm
my school chess club has a GM coach who rarely comes in
nimble niche
squid definitely doesn't play at the same level otb and everyone who knows him knows that
squid is shit otb
formal bison
Hey guys I've been stuck at 1600 elo for a while how do I increase it.
severe oxide
squid is shit otb
coz he cheats online
little elm
not very serious though, mostly just play bullet/bughouse otb
formal bison
I Win but then I lose and my rating doesn't change
nocturne elk
Wait you cook it yourself instead of buying it? That’s not very USA of u!!1!1
nimble niche
im so shit at bullet
severe oxide
squid alt???
little elm
some schools have insane players though
nimble niche
the best player from my school is better than donkey
little elm
some IMs and FMs playing
formal bison
im so shit at bullet
Bullet just do one minute only win by time don't be checkmated
nimble niche
i beat donkey in classical otb but i lost to him in blitz otb
grim edge
who is squid
nimble niche
everyone here plays 4 knights scotch and make like 5 draws out of 9 rounds
little elm
who is squid
some puzzle battle addict iirc
grim edge
🇺🇸
nimble niche
last tournament one guy drew all his games
grim edge
some puzzle battle addict iirc
what was his username
little elm
what was his username
squid
storm pine
hello
grim edge
I think i remember but not sure
nocturne elk
Btw do u have this? it looks like something worth incorporating into my daily routine @grim edge
little elm
jobava london? sometimes i play that in bug
nocturne elk
Same but i mean the machine in the gif
nimble niche
somebody played the jobava against me in the last round of the last tournament i've been to
grim edge
https://tenor.com/view/lol-league-of-legends-league-most-athletic-league-player-...
truee
little elm
i lost to it in some otb rapid once
nocturne elk
But consider this, why use them when you could simply not?
little elm
opp was 2000 though
nimble niche
it was a must win game and my opponent played jobava, so i won
i played the englund otb once because i had already won the tournament with a round to spare
and won that game
little elm
traps
nimble niche
if white doesn't know what they're doing, you can get some activity
stable mirage
anti l*ndon
nimble niche
and i hate london
nimble niche
i faced d4 e5 Bf4 in bullet once
a cm did that against me once
stable mirage
and zero to white
nocturne elk
What’s a skink
nimble niche
playing against the london is like sitting at the back of maths class when the teacher hasn't told us to take out our laptops
grim edge
What’s a skink
a skink
silver patio
Yo what should i do now, I finished all the quests
stable mirage
Yo what should i do now, I finished all the quests
ponder your existence
silver patio
ponder your existence
nocturne elk
Yo what should i do now, I finished all the quests
Was it hard?
silver patio
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
but seriously tho
silver patio
Was it hard?
nop
nimble niche
i'm a very unpredictable player otb so i don't often get outprepped in junior tournaments
silver patio
"practise for 20 minutes" i just afked in a lesson
nocturne elk
Lmaoo
Bro is a snek with legs
keen parrot
cant get outprepped if you just play h5 move 1
stable mirage
cant get outprepped if you just play h5 move 1
Nf3 h5
nimble niche
i destroyed a traditional london otb once but that required me to think
thinking is for nerds
silver patio
nerd is for nerds
nimble niche
cant get outprepped if you just play h5 move 1
i know someone who plays a4 h4 otb
stable mirage
almost as useful as studying bongcloud theory
silver patio
Yo what should i do now, I finished all the quests
BRO @stable mirage what do i do know
nimble niche
he scored 4/5 with a4 h4 and 1/4 with "normal" openings as black
little elm
i played someone in otb classical who played e4 g5
stable mirage
BRO <@696043553587069012> what do i do know
me
keen parrot
seeing magnus play it last titled tuesday was a bit wild
nimble niche
BRO <@696043553587069012> what do i do know
silver patio
https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548
bro you're not funny
stable mirage
seriously tho
idk beg for your family back
nimble niche
he called the slav completely garbage after losing with it otb
stable mirage
🐾
maiden mesa
is 1500 by the end of the year a feasible goal? im 1400 rn
little elm
yes
stable mirage
obv if someone loses with an opening once it’s absolute garbage
maiden mesa
ive been in a bad plateau around the high 1300s for about 2 months now so idk, i need to get over that asap if i wanna achieve 1500 this year
nimble niche
there's a guy who only plays f5 against e4
little elm
goes well until you play a better smurf
keen parrot
at u1400?
little elm
titled players bad
stable mirage
titled players bad
fr
keen parrot
well thats just a skill issue
if you dont play opens cause you're afraid to lose you're a puss ong
little elm
open has rating prizes sometimes anyway
keen parrot
yeah exactly
little elm
i might play some otb rapid this weekend
keen parrot
nice, my next tournament is in a month or so
little elm
last time i played 2 titled players, but my only loss was to a 1600 fide
stable mirage
last time i played 2 titled players, but my only loss was to a 1600 fide
lol
keen parrot
1600s > titled
little elm
my friend beat an FM after they hung a queen
stable mirage
1600s > titled
fr
the #1 rule of chess is that everyone is trash when you least expect it
tropic plaza
little elm
some random GM won with 5.5/6 though
stable mirage
https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-25329645
tropic plaza
Ok
little elm
i got a rating prize, but it was less than the entry fee
stable mirage
i got a rating prize, but it was less than the entry fee
lol unfort
grim edge
keen parrot
my friend beat an FM after they hung a queen
in a rapid game with a few mins on the clock, opponent (strong FM) took on c7
now say the line 
little elm
Qh4
little elm
Nf4
nimble niche
Qh3 Qh2
nimble niche
oh wait king can go to e4
little elm
Qh1 probably
stiff hinge
keen parrot
Qh1 probably
Kg4
little elm
Qh3
nimble niche
Qh1 Qh2
nimble niche
oh wait now there's Kg4
little elm
Qh5
nimble niche
did you find it?
keen parrot
i did find it
little elm
Qc7 just looks bad
keen parrot
yeah idk why he played it
grim edge
little elm
i have worse examples
grim edge
<:EZ:1074552172659871834>
stockfish vs martin
little elm
FM played Qf6 against me
little elm
yes
keen parrot
Nf5 is still a threat
little elm
Kg3
keen parrot
ok for starters Rxe3 is dro
severe oxide
Ok squiddy
keen parrot
yeah thats probably it
little elm
that works
keen parrot
that happens ig
severe oxide
why is squiddy ignoring my messages 😔
keen parrot
why is squiddy ignoring my messages 😔
ignored
keen parrot
lmaoo
severe oxide
Okay squiddy
grim edge
wait are u squiddy? like the cheating guy?
severe oxide
wait are u squiddy? like the cheating guy?
i’m pretty sure
either a squiddy lover or squiddy
I’m 98% sure it’s squiddy
Cap
squid is addicted to cheating
glass wren
grim edge
@glass wren you are 1600 fide and what rating cc?
bro got inspired by hans niemans scandal
primal fern
<@636198906446741524> you are 1600 fide and what rating cc?
you can look up his account thru discord
click name > apps > profile
glass wren
<@636198906446741524> you are 1600 fide and what rating cc?
sort of focusing on fixing my rating in cc cuz it should be higher (i'm just more focused on a real board ig)
grim edge
sort of focusing on fixing my rating in cc cuz it should be higher (i'm just mor...
1600 fide is really high for a 1500 cc
severe oxide
grim edge
Im 1900 cc and I struggle against 1100 fide
glass wren
1600 fide is really high for a 1500 cc
ik
keen parrot
Im 1900 cc and I struggle against 1100 fide
1100 fide is almost the minimum...
glass wren
1100 fide is almost the minimum...
i believe 1000 is the lowest you can go
keen parrot
yep
grim edge
1100 fide is almost the minimum...
ik, I know many people 2000+ cc but struggle to beat rated players
Even tho they play fine or even better otb
keen parrot
zax moment
glass wren
lmao
glass wren
mm no
manic nova
where's those from?
grim edge
Can relate
keen parrot
basically anyone 1200+ on cc can be 1300 fide if you have played otb before
glass wren
basically anyone 1200+ on cc can be 1300 fide if you have played otb before
depends on their perfomance rating in tournaments
grim edge
basically anyone 1200+ on cc can be 1300 fide if you have played otb before
The place where the tournament is held also plays a huge role tho
digital phoenix
Im 1900 cc and I struggle against 1100 fide
how is that possible
unless im the 1100 fide u shouldnt have any trouble
severe oxide
i’m 3000 cc and struggle to beat 900 fide
glass wren
i’m 3000 cc and struggle to beat 900 fide
hi stockfish 9
chess.com rapid after 2200 is 30-40% stockfish users
grim edge
unless im the 1100 fide u shouldnt have any trouble
I've played 20+ unrated tourneys, I can't even win them and struggle against rated players. Im going to play a rated one soon but I prob won't get a rating
glass wren
I've played 20+ unrated tourneys, I can't even win them and struggle against rat...
it takes a few tournaments
grim edge
it takes a few tournaments
Im pretty sure you need to score 1 1/2 points against rated players to get a rating
That's what I've been told
teal dragon
Hi girlies
glass wren
Im pretty sure you need to score 1 1/2 points against rated players to get a rat...
first you need a fide id kek
keen parrot
true ig
but at 2.5k+ blitz it depends more on how good of a blitz player you are
there are untitled 2800s and GMs at 2500
glass wren
there are untitled 2800s and GMs at 2500
2800? sounds like a stockfish guy
keen parrot
2800? sounds like a stockfish guy
its the account that moon is linked to in this server
grim edge
first you need a fide id kek
You'll get one if you play a tournament
glass wren
You'll get one if you play a tournament
ye
keen parrot
https://www.chess.com/member/xx_getflaggedkiddo_xx
he fell off a bit but his peak is 2850 blitz
severe oxide
2800? sounds like a stockfish guy
fin is just a freak of nature
teal dragon
Reformed transphobe
severe oxide
So fr how do you guys study openings?
i just wing it
grim edge
So fr how do you guys study openings?
I don't
glass wren
So fr how do you guys study openings?
stockfish or search up videos or courses
(if you rich)
severe oxide
in a najdorf sicilian if it ain’t bg5 play e5 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿
silver patio
i just wing it
bird opening?
grim edge
My friend came 2nd in a tournament, defeated a 2000 with the bird
silver patio
sheeesh gramps got drip
severe oxide
glass wren
My friend came 2nd in a tournament, defeated a 2000 with the bird
lmao
digital phoenix
my friend went 4/7 with grob
little elm
i have a 2/2 record with 1. g4 otb
digital phoenix
yuh
glass wren
would feel dumb losing to someone who plays the worst opening (in terms of advantage)
grim edge
seems like a joke to most people
formal bison
Bongcloud ✨
grim edge
i have a 2/2 record with 1. g4 otb
you need to have balls to play g4 otb
glass wren
- F4
vocal lichen
Troll
glass wren
if you know how to play yes, if not you'd probs lose soon.
grim edge
He was down an exchange in like 10 moves against a 1300 so...
formal bison
U forgot bong cloud
glass wren
Irish gambit enters the chat
mm haven't heard of this one
formal bison
Same
formal bison
Gg
glass wren
I see, completely losing
glass wren
That's like the Halloween gambit
but worse
severe oxide
That's like the Halloween gambit
it’s worse than halloween
severe oxide
halloween is like -0.8 and irish is like -2 lol
severe oxide
irish is actually -4.2 when u run lichess engine lmao
formal bison
It ruined my structure I was attacked
glass wren
halloween is like -0.8 and irish is like -2 lol
noticeable difference
formal bison
Yea
severe oxide
wtf is irish
my favourite opening
severe oxide
noticeable difference
that’s on chess.com shit engine, it’s -4.2 on lichess and halloween is -2.1
formal bison
King e2
keen parrot
my favourite opening
its -2.7 but wtf is fritz 17 cooking
severe oxide
its -2.7 but wtf is fritz 17 cooking
fritz knows something 💀
glass wren
its -2.7 but wtf is fritz 17 cooking
u givin your entire cpu to stockfish kek
keen parrot
u givin your entire cpu to stockfish kek
6 ||out of 12||
also i have it paused when im not running analysis
glass wren
6 ||out of 12||
fair
grim edge
jfc vimun can u calculate these protein folding patterns for me? supercomputer ass mf
formal bison
Guys can y'all analyze this game I did
Check out this #chess game: Silva_R27 vs gyulaantal - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93109983075
keen parrot
jfc vimun can u calculate these protein folding patterns for me? supercomputer a...
i just have a normal pc lmao
grim edge
i just have a normal pc lmao
hey i have the initial conditions and decision procedure for the entire universe u mind running it for me????
keen parrot
sure
glass wren
what do yall think is duo's rating?
nimble niche
Irish gambit enters the chat
caro kann enters the chat
severe oxide
caro kann enters the chat
i quit the caro
formal bison
what do yall think is duo's rating?
1100
keen parrot
can u run a 9 zettabyte file for me
light work
glass wren
i quit the caro
why?
little elm
what do yall think is duo's rating?
adaptive
also plays like sf if you play an opening with the same name as a language
glass wren
also plays like sf if you play an opening with the same name as a language
so english opening = death
little elm
yes
glass wren
mkay i see
grim edge
what do yall think is duo's rating?
I blundered a minor piece it blundered a queen back
Adaptive
trail prism
I got a right forarm pump :D
true herald
drowsy crest
nimble niche
try playing 4 knights scotch otb and you'll realise you know nothing about what's boring in chess
severe oxide
don’t play e5 and never have to play it 🗣️
final garden
helo
severe oxide
najdorf is easier to play then i excepted
i have had couple good games but a few i’ve just thrown completely winning positions
nimble niche
you don't really need to study theory, just learn as you play i guess
severe oxide
just messing around with a engine helps a bit
nimble niche
that's what i do, if i fck up the opening, i check what i couldve done
nimble niche
what do you do if white plays f3 instead of Nc3?
severe oxide
what do you do if white plays f3 instead of Nc3?
oh prins
u play e5 and play for d5
nimble niche
what do you play against delayed alapin?
severe oxide
what do you play against delayed alapin?
nf6
nimble niche
and after Be2?
nimble niche
do you play the Nc6 or g6 line?
nimble niche
so probably just nc6 or sum
and after d4?
severe oxide
and after d4?
just cxd4
nimble niche
cxd4
severe oxide
nxe4
nimble niche
d5
nimble niche
there's one move here
severe oxide
qa5+
nimble niche
yes, and Nc3
random drum
I was talking about crackers lol
severe oxide
nxc3
glass wren
interesting
nimble niche
this is the accepted line, g6 would be the declined line
random drum
I am 1000 rated and I defeated a 1700(lichess)
glass wren
I am 1000 rated and I defeated a 1700(lichess) <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
1700 lichess is barely 1200 chess.com
random drum
1700 lichess is barely 1200 chess.com
Ik
nimble niche
if you take, i play Bd2 and win your knight
nimble niche
O-O
toxic valley
nimble niche
Qxc3 gives me too much compensation, I won an otb game once against someone who played Qxc3 here
severe oxide
just nxf3
grim edge
1700 lichess is barely 1200 chess.com
more like 600 elo
severe oxide
so taking pawn bad
nimble niche
there is a not very well known tactical motif in this type of position
black just played Bg7, why is this bad?
i beat lance5500 once in his simul with this tactic
glass wren
more like 600 elo
too low
keen parrot
||beeshop h6||
maiden mesa
black just played Bg7, why is this bad?
probably wrong but bh6 seems crushing
severe oxide
black just played Bg7, why is this bad?
idk lmao 💀
nimble niche
vimun said it
maiden mesa
oh cool i was right, didnt check the spoilered message
maiden mesa
yeah, after they take you take the pawn and it's pretty much over for them after it
pulsar bramble
hi
nimble niche
the best move was instead Kf7 and it was roughly equal
white gets development and black gets an extra pawn
silver patio
I got a right forarm pump :D
cringe
pulsar bramble
oh cool i was right, didnt check the spoilered message
how to do a spoilered message
nimble niche
|| ok||
drowsy lodge
6aa90-=987655555555547890
maiden mesa
how to do a spoilered message
|| do two of these: | before and after the message ||
glass wren
||beeshop h6||
the most i see with that is if taking = a checkmate threat, though It's defendable
bitter yoke
ayo you guys might be good at chess but are you good at tetris
silver patio
ayo you guys might be good at chess but are you good at tetris
you might be good at tetris but are you good at candy crush?
maiden mesa
chat i need your advice
should i work legs or arms at the gym tomorrow
bitter yoke
you might be good at tetris but are you good at candy crush?
OMG
nimble niche
the most i see with that is if taking = a checkmate threat, though It's defendab...
then you pick up the free rook or in some cases you can even sac a rook on e7 first for a checkmating attack
bitter yoke
chat i need your advice
should i work legs or arms at the gym tomorrow
arms
trail prism
chat i need your advice
should i work legs or arms at the gym tomorrow
What u worked last
silver patio
chat i need your advice
should i work legs or arms at the gym tomorrow
don't skip leg day
pulsar bramble
|| do two of these: | before and after the message ||
| like this? |
glass wren
then you pick up the free rook or in some cases you can even sac a rook on e7 fi...
yep
pulsar bramble
xd
maiden mesa
What u worked last
kinda did both last time, idk
pulsar bramble
it doesnt work
maiden mesa
| like this? |
needs two per side
severe oxide
| like this? |
do || on either side
grim edge
is anyone willing to coach me for 2 days straight non stop i have a tournament if i lose the school loses
bitter yoke
like this: ||
trail prism
kinda did both last time, idk
Which are more developed?
pulsar bramble
|| I see||
silver patio
| like this? |
|| you have been baited
maiden mesa
Which are more developed?
legs for sure, so prob arms this time
nimble niche
|| 🫃🏿||
pulsar bramble
|| you have been baited
XDDDD
trail prism
legs for sure, so prob arms this time
Then do arms
drowsy lodge
||hah u clicked this||
silver patio
like this ||
pulsar bramble
thanks guys
maiden mesa
is anyone willing to coach me for 2 days straight non stop i have a tournament i...
if you're the schools best player then it has no hope
silver patio
|| herhehehrehhuheuhauhe ||
grim edge
||hah u clicked this||
😡
severe oxide
if you're the schools best player then it has no hope
💀💀
little elm
i was board 6 for my school last year
drowsy lodge
||click this if ur bad||
grim edge
if you're the schools best player then it has no hope
☠️
grim edge
if you're the schools best player then it has no hope
well there's a kid who's better than me
little elm
board 1 is a gm
we don’t have a GM
grim edge
i hate that kif
little elm
the coach is GM though
little elm
some schools have 2400+ fide players
drowsy lodge
some schools have 2400+ fide players
LMFSAO
glass wren
some schools have 2400+ fide players
IM's tf
grim edge
he has 1100 elo but he always blunder his queen to me
little elm
we came 7th= in nationals
pulsar bramble
how to get he/him roles
glass wren
wtf
drowsy lodge
how do i ch eck that
grim edge
I NEED A COACH I WANNA EXPLODE I KNOW I WILL LOSE
little elm
i have played 215 countries
grim edge
I NEED A COACH I WANNA EXPLODE I KNOW I WILL LOSE
i can coach u im 229 el
little elm
which is more countries than there are countries 
drowsy lodge
i have played 215 countries
how do i check
grim edge
i can coach u im 229 el
really?!
little elm
i used chessmonitor
grim edge
how will i improve for two days.
glass wren
when tf
grim edge
match starts at nov 15
grim edge
how will i improve for two days.
can u coach me
grim edge
can u coach me
aqua i am the one who needs a coach
coral quartz
Is wumpus a pig?
grim edge
uhm provincial tournament school studf
little elm
i have played 31 games against North Korea, against 18 players
teal dragon
Can someone game review 🥺🥺🥺https://www.chess.com/live/game/93261647845
drowsy lodge
jfiejifrejfirejfirejfirejfirejfirejf
grim edge
i need A COACH
grim edge
I NEED TO IMPROVE FOR TWO DAYS
drowsy lodge
ive played 89 countries
glass wren
I NEED TO IMPROVE FOR TWO DAYS
study by yourself
teal dragon
ive played 89 countries
Rookie numbers
coral quartz
:000
grand shore
I NEED TO IMPROVE FOR TWO DAYS
You can't miraculously improve in 2 days
coral quartz
Amazeballs
grim edge
i didn't improve for four days what's the difference
grand shore
build routine and study daily
coral quartz
What does amazeballs even mean?
grim edge
You can't miraculously improve in 2 days
whats the most important lesson you've learned in chess
like sacrificing the rook
rare shuttle
I didn improve for a year
grand shore
whats the most important lesson you've learned in chess
progress isn't instant
stuck kestrel
can be
grim edge
you're not helping ..
glass wren
you're not helping ..
he is realistic though
grand shore
I am right tho
coral quartz
progress isn't instant
Give advice
How to play chess
grim edge
@glass wren are you free tho.
drowsy lodge
Chess takes a long time to improve it takes thousands of years just to become 2000
grand shore
The best lesson I have learned and I only realised it a few days ago, is that progress isn't instant nor should you make it be. Be consistent in your studies and create routine and your elo will be the shadow of your efforts
rare shuttle
Real
glass wren
<@636198906446741524> are you free tho.
sadly not, i'm gonna leave in like 5 mins
teal dragon
Thx whoever reviewed 😊😊😊😊
grand shore
Chess takes a long time to improve it takes thousands of years just to become 20...
only 2000 years tbf
grim edge
i wanna explode
grand shore
Give advice
How to play chess
You play chess by moving pieces?
grim edge
Thx whoever reviewed 😊😊😊😊
You're welcome
(Clearly not taking others credit)
i won't win at this rate
How's everyone day
i hate this school for choosing me to play
drowsy lodge
only 2000 years tbf
you earn 1 elo a year
dusk mango
i am to dumb of playing chess
grim edge
i hate this school for choosing me to play
What's up, school tourney?
drowsy lodge
I wannna become 2000 but i'll have to deicate hours
grand shore
i won't win at this rate
Correct. You won't win if you seek guidance on the chess.com discord. Go watch youtube and do puzzles
grim edge
I wannna become 2000 but i'll have to deicate hours
I don't think it's worth it if you have a life
drowsy lodge
I don't think it's worth it if you have a life
it's worth it for me
grim edge
Sure
grand shore
I wannna become 2000 but i'll have to deicate hours
You don't need to dedicate many hours
like an hour 1 a day is more than enough to become 2000 with due time
chess is a marathon not a sprint my man
drowsy lodge
chess is a marathon not a sprint my man
yeah and so is hitting 800 elo and falling back down
teal dragon
You're welcome
(Clearly not taking others credit)
Thank you credit stealer :)
drowsy lodge
i hate doing puzzles
drowsy lodge
like 1810
drowsy lodge
lichess is most important puzzle elo
im 1500 puzzles on lichess
grand shore
get 2000
teal dragon
Wow so funny and original and not annoying and funny!!
shell hill
The 4 bishops mate D:
lament jacinth
Don't listen to kayden. He plays the London
drowsy lodge
alright ill go for 1700
drowsy lodge
Don't listen to kayden. He plays the London
i do too
teal dragon
The 4 bishops mate D:
Demolishion
grand shore
London players need to see the light and play real chess
shell hill
Demolishion <:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
Fun fact, I promoted an additional black bishop to get rid of his black one :3
So 5 bishops!
teal dragon
Fun fact, I promoted an additional black bishop to get rid of his black one :3
Brutal
wintry delta
london
drowsy lodge
@drowsy crest
lament jacinth
Two W reactions
teal dragon
wintry delta
https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239
i will just bring a pawn
drowsy crest
HI
drowsy crest
<@580962809383485442>
yessir
lament jacinth
London system is just stupid redundant theory that low rated players use cause they don't know how to tackle any good openings
drowsy crest
London system is just stupid redundant theory that low rated players use cause t...
realest shit
lament jacinth
You're still low rated
wintry delta
lmao i havent used the london system in any match
jagged minnow
https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239
lament jacinth
That's loa
drowsy crest
lol 95 acc in bullet
lament jacinth
Low
drowsy lodge
That's loa
get 2000 then
drowsy crest
I was low rated and caro kann was the best
teal dragon
My friend is angy bc she cant wear headphones at a funeral
jagged minnow
lol 95 acc in bullet
Hikeryu
lament jacinth
I was low rated and caro kann was the best
Only Caro im against is the advanced
drowsy lodge
6200 bullet
drowsy crest
My friend is angy bc she cant wear headphones at a funeral
damn people be getting angy over anything deez days
grim edge
London system is just stupid redundant theory that low rated players use cause t...
zamn
drowsy crest
Only Caro im against is the advanced
FR
drowsy lodge
My friend is angy bc she cant wear headphones at a funeral
LMFAO WTF
kind sleet
sup
jagged minnow
My friend is angy bc she cant wear headphones at a funeral
Bad person
wintry delta
6200 bullet
6200 7.62mm rounds
grim edge
My friend is angy bc she cant wear headphones at a funeral
thats kinda messed up
drowsy lodge
im about 495439 in blitz
teal dragon
thats kinda messed up
Thats what im trying to say
jagged minnow
im about 495439 in blitz
I have 85m elo
grim edge
im about 495439 in blitz
im better than u
wintry delta
im about 495439 in blitz
panzers
kind sleet
im about 495439 in blitz
thats so cap
lament jacinth
Only people who play the advanced caro are 800s who think they're pro. Or 2800s who actually are pros
wintry delta
thats normal