💬〡general-off-topic

[solemn jacinth]

yo can someone train me

[trail prism]

Oh cmf vere ?

[keen parrot]

live abroad

[trail prism]

Noice

[grim edge]

I like women 🚺

[keen parrot]

keep it to english in here

[trail prism]

Have you seen how many religion classes I got ?

[grim edge]

1?

[green torrent]

Myhgyghgh

[trail prism]

IBA is religion too but the history of religion

[green torrent]

Bb to NC do f do NC

[keen parrot]

so 6 then

[green torrent]

I cnt typ englsh

[grim edge]

I like to

[trail prism]

4 + 2 = 6

[grim edge]

Do stuff

[keen parrot]

give the laptop back to your brother

[grim edge]

I don't get it but good for you

[green torrent]

Can yu gyz tech me

[trail prism]

U on Peruvian heroin?

[grim edge]

How old are you 130?

[stable mirage]

hm

[grim edge]

<@&809538024865923100> yeah so this guy is- being a nuisance

[green torrent]

Hw dd yu kno

[grim edge]

Oh wait fk-

[trail prism]

💀

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

Meant to ping mods

[trail prism]

24h mute incoming o7

[cedar osprey]

Don't ping mods or server manager for no reason thanks

[green torrent]

Im the storm that is approaching

[grim edge]

@cedar osprey morirda

[green torrent]

What is this

[trail prism]

The perms to ping roles should be removed

[grim edge]

Check his chats

[green torrent]

Sorry guys my little brother was playing

[trail prism]

My toe nail gonna fall off ;-;

[rocky vale]

1 game away from 1800 sheesh

[trail prism]

Noice

Now reach 2500

[green torrent]

Apologize me for my poor choice for word

[rocky vale]

First 1800 man

[cedar osprey]

I did and there was no rule breaking

[green torrent]

Im learning English

Is it good

[grim edge]

Nvm I'm too drowsy to explain and stuff- See ya

[cedar osprey]

[grim edge]

I've been sleeping for 10hrs these days tho

Ngl feels good

[green torrent]

5 hrs

[copper rover]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@copper rover connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[green torrent]

Im trusted

Im fully trusted

[grim edge]

I think I know Kayden

But I don't remember why

[green torrent]

And Thats the problem

[grim edge]

Kayden do yk mitzu

Eli

[green torrent]

Juska

Jjjjjjjassssllku

Im gnna kl mi slf

I think my english is good 😭😴🤣🤲👆🤷🖐️😈💔😹🤣🥶

[nocturne hollow]

Is this a winning or loosing position

[green torrent]

Loosing

[rocky vale]

Draw

[nocturne hollow]

Damn

[nocturne hollow]

Who do I trust

[trail prism]

My opponent resigned after I moved knight

[rocky vale]

Idk, the better player ig

[grim edge]

You call this good english "that's"

[green torrent]

I did it intentionally

I deleted '

[nocturne hollow]

Pretty fair this position came from a weird Sicilians

[trail prism]

Man I squatd a lot today

[green torrent]

Tea

[muted flint]

Hello Fellow Players

[green torrent]

Not welcome

[rocky vale]

It's -2,5

[nocturne hollow]

For me

?

[rocky vale]

-2,5

[grim edge]

Quick quistion what do you guys think about my profile pictor

[nocturne hollow]

For white or black

[green torrent]

Ugly awful silly

[rocky vale]

MINUS 2,5

[grim edge]

Thanks for your opinion

[green torrent]

What do you think of my english

[nocturne hollow]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[grim edge]

Good perfect

[rocky vale]

MINUS MEANS FOR BLACK

[nocturne hollow]

Okay

[green torrent]

Thanks too much

[rocky vale]

I didn't see the -2 material my fault

[grim edge]

hi chat

[green torrent]

Actually English is very bad language

[green torrent]

Not welcome

[grim edge]

only ppl with mommy issues say that to me

VICINITY OF OBSCENITY IN YOUR EYES

[green torrent]

What th

[trail prism]

Btw y'all a girl thought I could not pick her up and carry her around the classroom so I picked her up runned with her while she was scared which was fun then went on doing 12 squats

[quiet sparrow]

hello chess people

[grim edge]

Who plays Botez gambit

[green torrent]

What is he saying

[trail prism]

She afraid to challenge me now xD

[grim edge]

im on so much caffeine

[grim edge]

Hello anime enjoyer

[green torrent]

Im highly caffeinated

[trail prism]

I advise on drinking less

[quiet sparrow]

im gonna bet 10 chicken nuggets youre under 13

[zinc hound]

Magnum Dong told you that?

[trail prism]

Bet ?

Cuz u gonna loose

[grim edge]

oh i thinking alcohol should improve this situation actually. its a stimulant and a depressant theyll cancel out

[keen parrot]

W imagination

[quiet sparrow]

youre a chess player you dont talk to women

[trail prism]

U know how much shit we do in highschool

[rocky vale]

@keen parrot Hey tilt, guess what

[keen parrot]

what

[green jungle]

chicken butt

[rocky vale]

I have 1795 now

[keen parrot]

speak for yourself

[trail prism]

Welp I guess I advanced in a new realm then

[keen parrot]

nice

[teal dragon]

Good boy

[keen parrot]

[rocky vale]

1 AWAY

[green torrent]

But Butt

[drowsy crest]

bro has a girlfriend and he doesn't let anyone forget about it

[grim edge]

ough

[green jungle]

hello i am awaysl getting thre stared, what am i doring wrong?

[keen parrot]

chess players arent loser incels

[green jungle]

(clan name for chess related)

[zinc hound]

I love COC

[teal dragon]

Rxa4

[grim edge]

cough. cough cough

[green jungle]

[green jungle]

new response just dropped !

[green torrent]

I wanna marry a monkey

[quiet sparrow]

nuh uh

[teal dragon]

Yo cirrin its me

[keen parrot]

weekly cirrin appearence

[rocky vale]

Thanks for speaking for me too

[green jungle]

i am going to cut ny mails

[zinc hound]

That's because you ar- nevermind

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[teal dragon]

Paint themmm

[grim edge]

chat is somewhat odder than usual

[green torrent]

Just Say it

[green jungle]

i dont have paint but i can lick my nails jsut for you

[green torrent]

What

[quiet sparrow]

realyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[green jungle]

wrong dfuking heart emoji

[nocturne hollow]

I’m learning the Dutch defense and Vienna rn

[grim edge]

ough

[teal dragon]

What a great way to welcome me back

[grim edge]

hi alice

[green jungle]

my condolences

[keen parrot]

Yes.

[quiet sparrow]

@green jungle would you love me if i was a worm

[teal dragon]

🛢️

[green jungle]

hold up i need to think

[grim edge]

oil????

[green jungle]

i have a copypasta for this but its not sfw

[grim edge]

slurppppppppp

[quiet sparrow]

dm it to me

[teal dragon]

Me after saying i wouldnt drink crude oil

[grim edge]

i hope you answer

[grim edge]

are you america

[zinc hound]

I would feed you to a toddler if you were a worm ❤️

[green jungle]

100% authentic welcoming offered here

[grim edge]

alice what does the oil emoji mean

ALICE

[green jungle]

DID SOMEONE SAY OIL

[grim edge]

that is sweet and funny

[green jungle]

alice is trapped reading my copypasta

[grim edge]

Bro is gonna bring democracy

[trail prism]

I have come back

Shall I ask a girl out ?

[keen parrot]

yeah why not

[grim edge]

No

[trail prism]

Alr I'ma coin flip

Heads - I do
Tails no

[grim edge]

good luck

What is it

he’s probably gonna lie and say it’s tails

[rocky vale]

Ask a boy

[trail prism]

Shit

[grim edge]

Cap

[rocky vale]

YOU DO

[keen parrot]

Cap means yes

[grim edge]

Cap

[green jungle]

WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅

[trail prism]

The universal measurement for measuring long distances

[grim edge]

Kilometer, or “km,” is a unit to measure length and distance. A kilometer is similar to the measuring the unit “mile,” which is also used to measure geographical distances. Many countries use kilometers as their standard unit of measuring length and distance. 1 kilometer is equal to 1000 meters.

[eager lark]

We should really invent an american opening

[nocturne hollow]

What the hell is this guy doing

[trail prism]

The ICBM gambit exists

[keen parrot]

LUUK DE GOAT

[green jungle]

THE CENTER GAME IS THE AMERICAN OPENING BECAUSE AMERICA IS THE CENTER OF THE WORLD 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅

[keen parrot]

LFG PSV

[grim edge]

Kilometer, or “km,” is a unit to measure length and distance. A kilometer is similar to the measuring the unit “mile,” which is also used to measure geographical distances. Many countries use kilometers as their standard unit of measuring length and distance. 1 kilometer is equal to 1000 meters.

[keen parrot]

🐐

[eager lark]

😂😂😂😂

[green jungle]

V = V(0) + at

[nocturne hollow]

It’s getting worse

[grim edge]

how does one end up like this

[trail prism]

ax²+bx+c=0

[green jungle]

6TH GRADE MATHS

[nocturne hollow]

I really don’t know he resigned just now

[trail prism]

Yep 2nd grade ecuation

[grim edge]

shit i would’ve resigned if i was winning from that

[green jungle]

asians try not to speedrun education challenge (impossible)

[grim edge]

they are worked like pigs

they’re not gifted

[green jungle]

insulting to pigs, pigs dont work at all

[grim edge]

oh

Hi

[green jungle]

i didnt say they were gifted i said they were speedrunning

[keen parrot]

asians in western countries education:
asians in asian countries education:

[grim edge]

pizza

[grim edge]

that’s how it be

UGH

[keen parrot]

UGH

[silver patio]

NICEEE

you are going to get it 100%

i hope so

[devout atlas]

Sup nerds

[keen parrot]

sup

[grim edge]

Boys

I am sorry

[devout atlas]

For what?

[keen parrot]

sorry for what 😏

[grim edge]

You know tilt

[keen parrot]

what for, cause i don't

[rocky vale]

Well I have to get it someday

[grim edge]

For harassing people about their genders

[devout atlas]

Just start the game without your two towers

[keen parrot]

yeah, stop flirting

[green jungle]

[grim edge]

But you tilt

woah

You must one of the handsome people I've met

[keen parrot]

😭

[eager lark]

HA.

[grim edge]

If I was gay(I am not) I would look for you

[keen parrot]

yeah maybe getting compliments isn't all that great

[grim edge]

kayden

@grim edge i need free game review dood

[zinc hound]

And then your opponent plays the plane opening

[grim edge]

is top 80k bullet decent

or should i jump off a chess board

[keen parrot]

depends

[lime lava]

Working

Daddy is back wasgud

[agile obsidian]

how do I permanently get rid of announcement roles, if I delete them in the role picker they just reappear after a while

[cedar osprey]

Use /announcements

[agile obsidian]

thanks

this doesn't work btw

[shy pike]

you are

[lime lava]

You forgettin me or what

[grim edge]

No

[agile obsidian]

if you need someone to fix your code hmu

[cedar osprey]

Probably a Discord feature

[shy pike]

fix all of mine

[agile obsidian]

what kind of code are we talking about

[shy pike]

all of the code

[drowsy crest]

free chatgpt

[shy pike]

just make pull requests to every repo i have qnd make them not ass

[drowsy crest]

send github link

[agile obsidian]

I call them merge requests

they're clearly underfunded xD

[shy pike]

pull request

[shy pike]

smh find it yourself

[lime lava]

Why did you never rizzed me

[shy pike]

on my garbage site

[elfin charm]

men are better in general than women at chess simply because more men play chess than women, imo

[shy pike]

ok

[grim edge]

Sorry man

[shy pike]

titles shouldn't be separate either way

[grim edge]

You are the most handsome man I have ever seen

Tilt is second compared to you

[elfin charm]

incredible statistic

[shy pike]

IQ has like nothing to do with it

no correlation

[trail prism]

Last time I got checked I had 131 is that high ?

[shy pike]

IQ is stupid

REAL TEST MEANS LITTLE TO NOTHING

[trail prism]

I got checked by the school

[rapid willow]

Hi

[devout atlas]

IQ is a very serious topic, but one must not assume someone's intelligence based on their IQ, as these are completely different things.

[keen parrot]

A real physical IQ test barely means anything, the online one is basically a buzzfeed quiz

[trail prism]

Indeed

[keen parrot]

you PIG

[trail prism]

On online test I get 140+ which is clearly not real xD

[shy pike]

ok

[keen parrot]

nah ill be better than Levy trust

[shy pike]

Levy dumb

[grim edge]

Sorry bro I like mairos more

[keen parrot]

i never liked you anyway its okay

[devout atlas]

I think I passed my test (it was an IQ test)

[trail prism]

If I'll teach my future kids to play chess theoretically they would be able to reach that level ?

[grim edge]

Yeah I see that

[trail prism]

Like from when they young

[fresh talon]

because they dedicated their entire lives to it

[graceful sorrel]

Some kid in my precalc-11 class cheated on an assignment and still failed💀

[keen parrot]

ill teach my future kid chess, but i wont force it

[teal dragon]

The water's getting colder

[trail prism]

True I mean give em some lil basics then get em a teacher

[rocky vale]

'TicTacToe' played perfectly always ends in a draw'

[keen parrot]

who would be jealous of that ugly ahh

[grim edge]

Are you Orphan collector alice?

[teal dragon]

Yes

[grim edge]

Woman has 2 accounts

[teal dragon]

💀

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon Mommy

[teal dragon]

Cuh its a diff server

[teal dragon]

Sit

[keen parrot]

mid wife, lives in new york (ew) and needs to keep up cringe personality

[rocky vale]

Sit on my peak you mean?

[teal dragon]

Roll over

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Nah vimun disrespecting out of order

[keen parrot]

if Levy was gay and had a big buff black man as a husband i would like him more

i wish i was black 😔

[rocky vale]

I wish I was black aswell(I could play the robatsch defense)

[keen parrot]

trudeau moment

[rocky vale]

TicTacToe opening theory

Blud you are over 2000 on chess.com you're a gigachad

[rocky vale]

Only if you play the caro kann

Or the vienna

OR the hippo

[keen parrot]

if not for girlfriend i would have nothing going for me so yeah

[teal dragon]

Hippo valid

[keen parrot]

[rocky vale]

Valid?

[keen parrot]

no lol, things are just difficult atm

[teal dragon]

Valid

[rocky vale]

Bro got crushed

Pawn got to f2

[keen parrot]

opponent playing the bullet opening in rapid

[rocky vale]

Fr

[teal dragon]

Thats bc ur just unstoppable 😇😇

[rocky vale]

10 moves in 18 seconds is wild

[rocky vale]

I had no idea what I was doing actually

[keen parrot]

[rocky vale]

Just brute force

[keen parrot]

i didn't have a gf until 19 so yeah

[rocky vale]

I had minus gfs

[keen parrot]

bfs?

[rocky vale]

No

[keen parrot]

pity contest

[rocky vale]

Yes

Because it was in a dark alley at 2 am

[teal dragon]

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[rocky vale]

Can I share an awesome move I played today with you guys

[grim edge]

BAILEY

[keen parrot]

schrodingers gf, you slip her a note but she disappears before you get a response, is she your gf or no

[rocky vale]

Why is she disappearing

Who that

[keen parrot]

kidnapped by the mafia idk use your imagination

[teal dragon]

Sicilian mafia boss alice

[rocky vale]

This hot move

[keen parrot]

guys say the move brilliant a lot so that starky will look at this message for no reason hi starky

[rocky vale]

I didn't say it's brilliant

I just said it was awesome

[teal dragon]

i'm sure i-it w-was a nice move b-but bwiwwiant moves o-on chesscom miswepwesent weawity often. the way the awgowithm fow bwiwwiant moves wowks is that it pwetty much calls moves that are a sacwifice t-that i-is at w-weast fine bwiwwiant even though in weawity they often are wike 2 ow 3 move c-cawcutions t-that awen't hawd t-to find in weawity〜☆ t-the f-fact t-to the m-matter is some s-sacwifices that w-wowk a-awen't t-that impwessive to find and some good m-moves that a-awen't sacwifices are impwessive to find but chesscom d-doesn't wepwesent that p-pwopewwy a-at all xD p-pwease don't become another o-one of the thousands if not miwwions who has been bwainwashed into bewieving this stuff-.- i don't want y-you to get confused and have youw chess s-suffer as a w-wesuwt-.-

[drowsy crest]

did you just write all that

[rocky vale]

Nah copy paste

[drowsy crest]

cool

[rocky vale]

I hope

[grim edge]

Alice wanna play chess?

[drowsy crest]

we*

[grim edge]

Yo Fobby

[teal dragon]

We just played

[rocky vale]

Focus brother

[drowsy crest]

sup mayor

[rocky vale]

Women aren't everything

Especially if they're men

[grim edge]

Dude

[drowsy crest]

men are

[rocky vale]

You understood the assignment

[rocky vale]

That everything?

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

I just wanna play chess

[drowsy crest]

do you kiss me now

[drowsy crest]

e4

[grim edge]

d11

[rocky vale]

g6

[drowsy crest]

e5

[grim edge]

e10

[rocky vale]

Bg7

TF IS E4 E5

[drowsy crest]

king's indian?

[rocky vale]

Depends

[drowsy crest]

nah tf is fianchetto on 2nd move

[rocky vale]

Could be 3 things

[drowsy crest]

what are they

[rocky vale]

Robatsch, Kings Indian, Pirc

[teal dragon]

Grunfeld

[rocky vale]

Ok yeah

[drowsy crest]

pirc, indian and grunfeld same thing

[teal dragon]

Indian is broad

[drowsy crest]

king's indian

[teal dragon]

Grunfeld is bit distinct

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

(ionno how grunfeld works)

[teal dragon]

Its a 'KID' but with d5

[rocky vale]

I love KIDs

[teal dragon]

KID enjoyer

[drowsy crest]

I enjoy playing KID

[grim edge]

I love kids too

[teal dragon]

[drowsy crest]

ayo 💀

[grim edge]

Babies are amazing

I love babies

[teal dragon]

Ok buddy

[rocky vale]

Holy shit

[drowsy crest]

holy mayor

[drowsy crest]

you are aboutta be banned

[rocky vale]

New molester just dropped

[grim edge]

Bro get your mind out of the gutter

[drowsy crest]

he aint wrong tho

[clever bay]

Yea lol

[drowsy crest]

your elo just dropped below 1800 chill out

[rocky vale]

Whose did

[dreamy siren]

Hey man funny guy

[keen parrot]

[fiery beacon]

Hello fellow individuals who are of the homosapien species

[teal dragon]

Tilt funy guy

[drowsy crest]

dm for cute cat pics

[drowsy crest]

baby I am unTOed

[clever bay]

Bro what?

[dreamy siren]

I sense that among us are some deceived homosapiens. We must help these homosapiens!

[clever bay]

What did i do wrong

Bruh

[drowsy crest]

you lost a rapid and now your elo is elo 1800

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ashir1212

This is the Chess.com profile of ashir1212. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1796 (1804 peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1531 peak)
Bullet: 1290 (1305 peak)

[dreamy siren]

I should start saying the deceived homosapiens instead of the deceived people

[clever bay]

Did i??????

[rocky vale]

Bro is 1 elo above me

Incredible

[clever bay]

Weird

[clever bay]

I was replying"yea lol "to this message

Dont be so quick to judge

[drowsy crest]

indeed you did

[rocky vale]

I am afraid I don't understand

[keen parrot]

seperate the homo?

[rocky vale]

'Just because I am human it doesn't mean I'm gay'

[clever bay]

U know nothing why everyone gets so mad at me i don't understand

[fiery beacon]

Welcome back 😘

[teal dragon]

Himbosapien

[rocky vale]

Hippo sapien

Worst human ever

[teal dragon]

Heterosapien

[fiery beacon]

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Hetero_sapiens

[drowsy crest]

ionno man you are pretty cute in my opinion

[drowsy crest]

uwu

[keen parrot]

don't win too much they wont want you back

[clever bay]

Liar 🤥

[drowsy crest]

nah bro i am gay for you

[clever bay]

Lmao

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-kind-sir-ty-kind-sir-ty-thank-you-sir-thanks-gif-14605906

[clever bay]

I just realized what did i just typed damn iam sleepy af rn dont know what iam saying and reading

[shy pike]

🥺

[fiery beacon]

Omg you’re such a cheater and a liar

This is the second time I’ve caught you cheating

[primal shore]

@shy pike ily

[uncut zealot]

Wow

[snow shell]

Hi

[clever bay]

Ukrainian pawn flair>>>>>>>>>>pride pawn flair

[rocky vale]

@drowsy crest Where are my cat pics

[rocky vale]

Passed pawn>>>>>

[clever bay]

O yea lol

[grim edge]

how to get bullet flair?

[rocky vale]

Get good at bullet

You know bullet isn't chess, right?

[grim edge]

yeah

[clever bay]

Woah

Next episode when?

[rocky vale]

Of what

[grim edge]

skibidi toilet 67 part 3?

[clever bay]

SkibidiTOILET

[rocky vale]

What the hell is that even

[clever bay]

Yes

[grim edge]

im guessing in like 3 days

[clever bay]

Its just so stupid dont ask

[rocky vale]

I saw it on youtube once, is that where it originated from?

[grim edge]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-gif-13421201267508602529

[rocky vale]

Ffs

Bye guys, was nice chatting with ya

[clever bay]

One guy who got so bored in covid decided to make a channel abt this shit

And he got so famous idk how

[grim edge]

dafuq?!boom!

[clever bay]

Woah this new Razer's gaming chair is fireeee

Comfy af

[teal dragon]

Hiding a beanbag in there

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[grim edge]

ho chat

[fiery beacon]

Heave chat

[warm ibex]

I PINGED @fiery beacon

[fiery beacon]

Correct

What an observation

[keen parrot]

I PINGED @warm ibex

[warm ibex]

I PINGED <@&745328830649991179> <@&809538024865923100>

[keen parrot]

[warm ibex]

bruh moment

[keen parrot]

brodie going to get muted for that one

[warm ibex]

🤔

why?

[keen parrot]

bro has been on discord for 8 years

[warm ibex]

yup

[keen parrot]

you should know better

[warm ibex]

yes I do know better

oh yo I have the trusted role

[fiery beacon]

Bro knew what he did

[warm ibex]

lets gooooooo

[strange skiff]

?

bruh

[warm ibex]

?

bruh

[strange skiff]

why did you ping

[novel moat]

Anitta

[strange skiff]

Pikachu

[warm ibex]

because I can (+ its funny)

[grim edge]

hi chat

[novel moat]

Woah it really was funny!!!

[keen parrot]

moderators, lock him out!

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-1984-discord-time-out-5minutes-gif-24226838

[keen parrot]

[sonic nimbus]

oh no

[sharp galleon]

I’m alive

[keen parrot]

hi cellen

[last verge]

@warm ibex skill issue + show me some bands

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[keen parrot]

hi v

[novel moat]

[keen parrot]

stole my line smh

[glossy radish]

hi vimun

[teal dragon]

@severe oxide

Where my lawyer at dawg

[keen parrot]

[mystic stream]

Hello chat

[nova lichen]

I can’t grow my elo, actuallu, I have been at 400 elo for almost 2 years

[vital ether]

Bro

[nova lichen]

I have thought about quitting

Chess has destroyed my mindset

[grim edge]

Bro why trump 2024?

[vital ether]

Ew

[nova lichen]

It’s satirical

[clever bay]

You haven't even started yet bro

[normal hatch]

Fr. Kanye 2024

[primal fern]

@vital ether want image perms?

[primal fern]

this is a chess server m8 no politixxx

[tepid relic]

image perms are lame

[proven sapphire]

ayo chat wish me luck imma ask a girl out

[tepid relic]

best of luck

[grim edge]

gl !!

[proven sapphire]

cheers. im at the point where if she says no then its no biggie, if she says yes then great ill see how it goes

[vital ether]

Yes

[proven sapphire]

(please)

[primal fern]

Connect your account for trusted role

[vital ether]

Wowwwwwww

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[vital ether]

I told u i cant

[primal fern]

I’ve never talked to you before

[proven sapphire]

why?

[vital ether]

Yes u have

[primal fern]

Oh ok what is the problem

[vital ether]

The account i have connected here is closed

[primal fern]

You have no connection

Connect the new account

[proven sapphire]

this happened to me. email support they will unlink the OLD account that was closed from your discord then you can re-link it to the new one

[tepid relic]

neuro annoys everyone who doesn't have the trusted role

[vital ether]

Too much work

[vital ether]

Wait so i have to email them

[proven sapphire]

yup. if thats too much work, then the leave button is always available

[vital ether]

...

Where do i email them

[proven sapphire]

https://chesscom-support.paperform.co/

[proven sapphire]

or email directly at [e-mail]

probably best to do the second one

[vital ether]

Which one do i have to click

[proven sapphire]

go to your gmail and compose an email with the email adress [e-mail]

explain your situation. Have u got a second account with chess yet?

[vital ether]

Yes

[proven sapphire]

okay good so just email them explaining the situation. Include usernames and emails linked so it makes it easy for them

[grim edge]

Hi guyw

[proven sapphire]

wsg

[grim edge]

I live under a rock what does this mean

[proven sapphire]

whats good

[vital ether]

Ok but for member support which one do I click

[grim edge]

Good you?

[proven sapphire]

dont. i jsut told you to write an email 😭

[vital ether]

O

[proven sapphire]

im doing good bro. Got a 5k early tmrw morning and imma ask a girl out

[grim edge]

Good luck

[proven sapphire]

thanks. can you change ur pfp for me 😭

[grim edge]

But its a cool spider

[proven sapphire]

no spider is cool. i have a fear of them

[grim edge]

Oke i will look what i have

[proven sapphire]

ill make one

whats ur interests? it can be chess too

[shy pike]

silly pfp

[grim edge]

This better?

[proven sapphire]

yes, but i can make a better one

[grim edge]

Okay

[proven sapphire]

what are u interested in, it could just be chess

[grim edge]

Yeah chess or games like tanks

[tepid relic]

fits me

[shy pike]

:D

[nova verge]

How is everyone's evening going?

[proven sapphire]

hmm chess it is ig

[grim edge]

Evening?

[nova verge]

yeah its almost 6pm for me

[tepid relic]

pretty good
just chilling, might study some chess later
hbu?

[grim edge]

I gonna sleep bro

[clever bay]

3:47 am for me

[nova verge]

Good listening to some sick tunes. Have a candle lit. Going to listen to a meditation later.

[nova verge]

oh wow thats late! I would be in bed by now

[clever bay]

Yes iam goin now

[shy pike]

eep well

[nova verge]

Sleep well!

[nimble parrot]

https://play.chess.com/9LzPJ

[clever bay]

Thanks 😊

I will

[shy pike]

:3

[nimble parrot]

someone play me

[clever bay]

Gn guys bye see ya later

[grim edge]

You are Bailey right?

[nova verge]

Yeah I wanted a new name.

[keen parrot]

aw man

[grim edge]

Whut

[gentle crane]

⚽️ ⚽️

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[grim edge]

What did you do with Levy

[nova verge]

Hi anitta!

I got a new name !

[primal shore]

Duolingo recently removed one of their only good free features and made it paid for

Duolingo sucks so bad

[gentle crane]

😭

[keen parrot]

ong

[nova verge]

dont be sad!

[keen parrot]

learned more in my first week of school than months of duolingo

[grim edge]

AshB is making a profile pictore for my

[nova verge]

Which language should I learn first?

[grim edge]

Dutch

[gentle crane]

Latin

[primal shore]

a potato can learn a language faster in a classroom then a human can on duo

[nova verge]

Really? why latin?

[primal shore]

They said language

[keen parrot]

turkish

[primal shore]

Russian

[gentle crane]

What’s with all this duolingo slander, I’m great

[grim edge]

Dutch is a language

[nova verge]

I learned nothing in 2 years of spanish in high school and 1 year of german in college

I remember nothing

[gentle crane]

Dutch is funny English

[primal shore]

You suck Bird doo doo

[primal shore]

Joke*

[keen parrot]

dutch isnt real

[grim edge]

Seach it on google

[gentle crane]

Learn Russian to read Doestoyevsky novels untranslated 😎

[gentle crane]

From duolingo

[clear sequoia]

… or the even more long-winded Dvoretzky novels!

[nova verge]

maybe I still have not decided yet.

[primal shore]

Dutch is like if you took English and made the common work a synonym and pronounced it funny, example: you don't go for a walk, you go for a wandeling

[nova verge]

I know I want to learn a new language

[fiery beacon]

Why is there another one

[primal shore]

Its a fake language

[nova verge]

I am going to start after Thanksgiving or the semester of my college students.

[grim edge]

@proven sapphire when is it done because i really have to go to bed we can talk tomorror or something

[primal shore]

Idk why duo offers fake languages like klingon and elvish and french

[mild wyvern]

Ikr

[eternal horizon]

Blud said French 💀

[grim edge]

Dutch is chic

[nova verge]

That would be epic

[latent pebble]

Klingon and elvish aren’t fake languages

[grim edge]

i beat you

[primal shore]

They have no native speakers therefore by definition are not a type 1 language which means it can fall under 'fake' category

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[mild wyvern]

Learn Portuguese

[fickle rampart]

Believe it or not Jay was Duolingo before me

[primal shore]

ik

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[gentle crane]

Hello

[grim edge]

hi lucy

[primal shore]

Hey

[grim edge]

Lucy can we play chess?

[fiery beacon]

Jay is the original gangster of Duolingo

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

Okay guys bye

[gentle crane]

I almost got ran over by a truck

It was funny

[pallid plinth]

I just got a second degree burn and already back on chess...

[normal hatch]

Average day for a bird

[fickle rampart]

Stay safe out there 🕊️

[pallid plinth]

I can't walk on my left foot for awhile

[fickle rampart]

Chess is the perfect remedy

[pallid plinth]

Ong

[primal shore]

Historically, in the dark ages, military commanders would often play chess and games like it to keep their tactical cognitive ability sharp

[glass wren]

chess is medicine

[primal shore]

I like elvis more

[fickle rampart]

Do you like Duolingo music

[grim edge]

i got ping?

[fickle rampart]

Let me play a song for you all

[primal shore]

Yes, doesn't mean he wasn't better/I don't prefer him

Plus he did a lot of jazz

[somber pier]

nig

[fickle rampart]

I think they got jingle bells somewhere

[somber pier]

ht

[keen parrot]

eria

[primal shore]

Avverage csgo player

[pallid plinth]

Bro last month j got hit by a car now I got a second degree burn I got bad luck ong

[fickle rampart]

There we go

[grim edge]

csgo doesnt exist my friend

[primal shore]

back when i broke my arm for the second time 2 weeks after it was healed I dislocated my wrist

[woeful moat]

anyone up to play?

[pallid plinth]

Dam

[primal shore]

That was a shite month

miau

[proven sapphire]

talk tmrw ill dm u

[pallid plinth]

I was at school and I didn't know I had a dislocated arm but it felt weird and I had to wait 1hr on a bus with a dislocated arm until I got home and popped it back in place

[keen parrot]

miau

[grim edge]

Are you smart fella or fart smella

[fiery beacon]

Nice selfie

[primal shore]

it didn't wanna go back

[primal shore]

Miau

[fiery beacon]

Miau

[grim edge]

@primal shoreWhat are you

[somber pier]

csgo_legacy is exist

[primal shore]

Guys I look so cute when I sleep

[primal shore]

Your future step mom ;]

[fickle rampart]

Here you go

[grim edge]

Nah you a lesbian

[primal shore]

Omg French hi

[fickle rampart]

Merry Christmas everyone! Here is my gift to you

[primal shore]

I'm a bean

[fiery beacon]

How’d you take a picture if you’re asleep 🤔

[midnight fjord]

YO I just hoped in discord and see that

🥸

[mellow obsidian]

Anyone can play? thats above 1800

[old rain]

ill beat anyone in chess anytime of the week

[mellow obsidian]

i want to experience 1800 player

[midnight fjord]

Not really

[mellow obsidian]

ur rating?

[midnight fjord]

I say otherwise

[tepid relic]

fr fr

[primal shore]

How you been?

[keen parrot]

hi elliot

[fickle rampart]

Elliot est un noob you’d smoke him easily

[old rain]

1089

[old rain]

i would 1v1 me

[mellow obsidian]

hi can i play just 1 one game for experience

[midnight fjord]

No thanks

@primal shore im good wbu

[old rain]

cause im better

[primal shore]

Just finished making my soup I've been making for 4 hours

[old rain]

1v1 me

[primal shore]

It tastes so mmmmmm

[fickle rampart]

tu dois lui demander en français

[tepid relic]

nah, eliot just has better things to do

[midnight fjord]

Yeah sure

[mellow obsidian]

rating?

[somber pier]

yes of corpse💀

[grim edge]

Check out this great move https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/otb/1699484329880?move=24&tab=review

[somber pier]

what to f

[midnight fjord]

Nice

[mellow obsidian]

ur rating low

[fickle rampart]

Deux mille huit cent quatre VINGT

[old rain]

can someone 1v1 me a good player cause im tried of winning

[somber pier]

checkers?

[grim edge]

thats serbian, it translated automatically

[somber pier]

what to fu

[keen parrot]

!eng (:

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[somber pier]

looks like ukrainian

[grim edge]

serbian

[old rain]

does not mean im bad i just started online chess i used to play physical for 5 years it took me a day to get 1089

[somber pier]

but LOOKS like ukrainian

[grim edge]

IT LOOKS LIKE RUSSIAN TOO

[mellow obsidian]

pouvons-nous s'il vous plaît jouer alors

[somber pier]

ДА, НО В РУССКОМ НЕТ ЛАТИНИЦЫ

[mellow obsidian]

still not good lol

[somber pier]

[somber pier]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[mellow obsidian]

un seul jeu

[tepid relic]

it's automatically translated

[grim edge]

ALL MY FELLAS

[fickle rampart]

Je suis dans un train en ce moment

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

tru

[keen parrot]

yeah i know, i was being annoying

[mellow obsidian]

oh c'est bien alors

[tepid relic]

smh i thought better of you

[keen parrot]

[fickle rampart]

Je suis en train de monter dans un train

[grim edge]

i love when I play this move

[primal shore]

блять

[grim edge]

pride is sin

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[primal shore]

why would that be wired

Poor baby can't speak more then English

[somber pier]

сука блять

[primal shore]

Cuz you can't really fish it from the coasts of the US

[fallen valley]

Unless it's living, no

[tepid relic]

fax

[keen parrot]

squid is great

[grim edge]

u color blind?

[somber pier]

squidward is better

[old rain]

ok bud your a low level player

[grim edge]

what's this color 🔴

[keen parrot]

why

[tepid relic]

hehe funni

[somber pier]

awwww

[primal shore]

Can you read?

[mellow obsidian]

u would probs cheat if i play you

[somber pier]

"red_square"

[primal shore]

Raw squid is different from alive squid

[keen parrot]

but are you ACTUALLY colorblind (:

[grim edge]

ur autistic?

[mellow obsidian]

im only a 1400 player so yh im low level

[grim edge]

cool

[old rain]

how can you cheat in chess

[mellow obsidian]

lol

[primal shore]

I'm ACTUALLY colourblind, there's a u in that word when you spell it properly

[mellow obsidian]

yh how can you?

[normal hatch]

Elocist

[grim edge]

im 1080 blitz

[keen parrot]

i know

[fiery beacon]

Mmm live squid

[old rain]

then i dont know how

[mellow obsidian]

rapid?

[fiery beacon]

My favorite snack

[grim edge]

i dont play rapid

[tepid relic]

pretty sure both are correct

[grim edge]

actually i do

[primal shore]

The average rating of this server shows how stupid the average discorder is

[grim edge]

sometimes

[mellow obsidian]

i want to see how good are 2000 players

[fiery beacon]

Gimme your cheezits now 🔫

[somber pier]

scary

[primal shore]

In majority of all English, excluding the US, its spelt with a u

As it should be

[fiery beacon]

Ameriphobic

[nova verge]

I love squid!

[keen parrot]

i sometimes do with the u and sometimes not which is probably the only way you could be wrong

[tepid relic]

In US English, “color” (no “u”) is the correct spelling. In UK English, “colour” (with a “u”) is standard.
-google

[fiery beacon]

I’ll shoot

[nova verge]

Calamari especially

[primal shore]

If you look up the origins of the US getting rid of letters in words it comes down to 2 reasons: capitalism and laziness

[nova verge]

facts!

[fiery beacon]

It’s easier

[keen parrot]

CAPITALISM HELL YEAH I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS

[fiery beacon]

Why use a u when you could just not

[normal hatch]

America!🦅

[primal shore]

it doesn't make sense

[nova verge]

MERICA

[fiery beacon]

It’s literally the same words

[primal shore]

Then it sounds like cooler

[tepid relic]

spelling in general doesn't make sense

[primal shore]

You've no idea how many times I've read color as cooler

That's also all English except the US

[tepid relic]

sounds like skill issue

[fiery beacon]

In an American accent it’s very much color

[primal shore]

I've had other English speakers talk to me about this

That's how it's spelt. That's how it was called originally.

[keen parrot]

americans are weird

[fiery beacon]

I read both of them the same

They’re still pronounced the same despite the letter

Yes why

[primal shore]

You could pronounce cud like could but that wouldn't make any sense

[fiery beacon]

We don’t get off for Veterans Day

[keen parrot]

are you have ???

[fiery beacon]

We don’t get off for anything we’re not required to

[primal shore]

That reminds me I have a military parade this weekend yippee

[keen parrot]

how is favorurite ever correct

[primal shore]

...what

[keen parrot]

bro skipped english and went to american

[grim edge]

im 861 at rapid

[fiery beacon]

Yeah but you can’t lol. Could has an L in it.

[primal shore]

Exactly, just like colour has a u, and aluminium has two i's

[fiery beacon]

Coud and cud are the same

[mellow obsidian]

yhh no

[fiery beacon]

The difference: those aren’t pronounced

[normal hatch]

Why yall skull him

[mellow obsidian]

anyone 2k here?

[keen parrot]

nope im 2.4k

[primal shore]

THEY LITERALLY ARE

[fiery beacon]

I don’t pronounce them

[mellow obsidian]

can we play 1 game un rated

[fiery beacon]

It’s an accent thing ig

[keen parrot]

aluminium is pronounced a-lu-mi-ni-um

[normal hatch]

Bad

[tepid relic]

ah yes alumnum

[keen parrot]

nah not rn

[normal hatch]

🐈

[fiery beacon]

Aluminum is how I pronounce it

[mellow obsidian]

are u good at school as a 2.4k elo chess player?

[primal shore]

the two i's are definitely pronounce in standard non ameircan English and if you look at how to pronounce colour....u is a vowel, ofcourse you pronounce it

[keen parrot]

yes im da best

[mellow obsidian]

do u think chess has improved ur problem solving skills

[tepid relic]

funny accent ya got there

[keen parrot]

colour makes more sense cause the ou sounds diff from the o, but color is easier to spell online (lazy)

[mystic stream]

hes in colelge or smth

[fiery beacon]

Fun fact: people do speak differently from you

[tepid relic]

why are we even talkin about this when both are correct

[fiery beacon]

If you pronounce the u it becomes our then it’s col and our

[primal shore]

One isn't correct because it's missing a key vowel that contributes to its pronunciation

[fiery beacon]

Not the way I say it

[tepid relic]

ik, despite that fact, i find your accent amusing

[keen parrot]

fun fact: americans are a minority in english speakers globally

[fiery beacon]

Just because I don’t speak the same way doesn’t mean it’s wrong lol.

[primal shore]

and they refuse to believe it because ameirca invented English ofc

[keen parrot]

ofc

[mystic stream]

do u guys say aluminium or aluminum

[keen parrot]

aluminium

[severe oxide]

hi

[keen parrot]

wsg incho

[fiery beacon]

Ik lol.

[flat scarab]

alright what do people usually look for in a middle game with an equal position?

[grim edge]

what>

[primal shore]

According to all non ameircan English dictionaries, and even ameircan ones, color doesn't make the sound its pronounced with without the u

[severe oxide]

i murdered one of my eyes last night now it’s all red

[mystic stream]

a way to attack

[grim edge]

2nd one the correct one?

[primal shore]

Pond brakes

[fiery beacon]

Well I don’t speak like you lol.

[teal dragon]

🥶

[fiery beacon]

I speak hillbilly

[mystic stream]

2nd is the american version

[grim edge]

oh

[flat scarab]

hmmm interesting

[keen parrot]

there is english and there is american english

[primal shore]

It's not about the way you speak its about how the word is properly spelt given its correct pronunciation

[tepid relic]

don't forget pigeon english

[primal shore]

French*

[severe oxide]

there’s 2 forms of english, why are you debating such a stupid topic

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/richarlison-dança-pombo-copa-brasil-gif-27146647

[tepid relic]

wrong

[viral epoch]

Uh uh uhuuu

[fallen valley]

Actually Jesus invented the English language. He was American, but I feel that you should be more specific

[glossy radish]

wjidoejwjrj my glasses broke 💀💀

[primal shore]

omg he was white too right

[fiery beacon]

“Properly” I don’t speak properly that’s the whole point Do Austrians speak German “properly”? Do Jamaicans speak english “properly”?

[keen parrot]

your glasses need a job to get some money then

[severe oxide]

how

[glossy radish]

lucy lyt

[fallen valley]

As most Americans are, yes

[glossy radish]

vb hit my face. scratched above my left eye

[fallen valley]

He also drove a DODGE RAM 2500

[primal shore]

There's more then 2 but whatever, and the majority and widely considered correct conflicts with the improper spelling which is just a fact

[keen parrot]

Jesus owned an AR-15

[glossy radish]

yeah. needs to get insurance too

[fiery beacon]

I speak the language different from the way it was intended. That’s how dialects work

[fallen valley]

RAM TOUGH ™

[severe oxide]

why contacts are superior

[glossy radish]

we cant afford them

[fiery beacon]

That is literally how dialects work

[keen parrot]

wrong, glasses are cool and i look dumb without them

[mystic stream]

contacts are superior

[glossy radish]

you look dumb enough

[keen parrot]

love you too ig

[primal shore]

Did he shoot the sinners with his ameircan made m1 carbine and totally not german™️ drum gun

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[glossy radish]

sorry vimun 😭

[primal shore]

Dialects are almost always speech not spelling

[fallen valley]

I don't know what any of those words mean. The news media just calls all guns AR-15s, so that's so I know

[glossy radish]

💀

[upbeat viper]

oh btw chat

[glossy radish]

hi bast

[upbeat viper]

won against 1838F with black and no prep today