#💬〡general-off-topic
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Yea focusing on getting better
when you pinch
Ohhhh
15+10. puts me back at 1800
I’m playing arena kings in 20 minutes
naturally i played a caro kahn
good luck. Im off to play some tennis now
My hands are 8.5 inches are they also below average like my wrist?
your hands?
how do you measure your hands
i am 😏 i aced my maths test today
w
Tennis is fun🫡
only at the net 🗣️
Screaming crying vomiting
other than that its just painful
Hmm
Lol yeah Fs
You seem like you workout
of?

Most openings aren’t scary dont worry
Do u play Pickleball?
Guess u reincarnated in the wrong time
what does that have to do with knowing hand size
nope but the number one in sweden follows me

With a scale?
Only certain grunfeld or najdorf lines where you need to know theory to survive a piece sac or lose are mildly scary
Who
lemme rephrase that
why do you measure your hands
idk hes just a sweat at it and requested to follow me a whie back
i asked btw
😱 😢 🤮
I didn't ask for this @grim edge did
WTF ? U mean ?
anyways enjoy this place. im off
bro's majestic
first gif when you search for crying mukbang 
Big hands look better
Naked nikavocado
wait so if you have small hands what are you going to do about it?
dont search nikocado uhhh something
Lpl
😭
johan pfp 
i bet some really disturbing things would pop up
Did it increase?
mhm
I have no idea why people watch his videos he just has a mental breakdown in all of them
Dont have to tell me that
He lost his weight recently didn't he?
yeah but I just looked through his channels and still seems like he does the same thing.
Oh
is that walter white
WALTAH
personification of sins irl
How did you know
I know how he cooks
me destroying someones QGA
dont play this Bxa7 b6 OMG!!! bobby fischer killing trick on me bruh
Ba6* yes
Still well done
She*
I didn't see it
im stronger than bobby fischer
romanian moment L
everyday i play chess games that would get me accused of cheating by kramnik
im so good
Show me one
nice try
What
Wait you're the colle person that was in the courteous to resign question post thing
That's brilliant
i am
I somehow recognized something in your profile even though you changed your username and pfp
how do you get image perms/
Need trusted
how to get that
Idk actually
hi again chat
Do the /trust
Forgot but I think you just have to talk on a few different days

ooh
This is the Chess.com profile of megarayssss. Take a look!
Name: Megarays (megarayssss)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 977 (1220 peak)
Blitz: 672 (959 peak)
Bullet: 812 (847 peak)
I peaked 1220 elo and dropped to 970 :(
That's sad
Good
thats what happens when you quit chess for 2 months
Sounds about right
when you come back remember im down to play a match
am I just dumb
bruh what
I was 1200 and left for 2 months and now im 970
its weird cause i took a break and gained elo each time
































































1. d4 e5 2. Nf3 e4 3. Nfd2 d5 4. e3 f5 5. f3 Nc6 6. c4 Nf6 7. cxd5 Nxd5 8. Nc3 g5 9. Nxd5 Qxd5 10. Bc4 Qa5 11. Qb3 Bd7 12. Bf7+ Kd8 13. Be6 Bxe6 14. Qxe6 Nb4 15. Qf6+ Kd7 16. Nc4 Nc2+ 17. Kd1 Qb4 18. a3 Qxc4 19. Qxh8 Nxa1 20. Qxh7+ Be7 21. Qxf5+ Kd8 22. Qxe4 Kd7 23. Bd2 Nb3 24. Qc2 Qf7 25. f4 Qd5 26. Bc3 Na1 27. e4 Qf7 28. Qf2 Nb3 29. Rf1 Qh5+ 30. Qf3 Qxh2 31. fxg5 Bxg5 32. Qf5+ Kc6 33. Qe6+ Qd6 34. Qxb3 Rf8 35. Rxf8 Qxf8 36. Qd5+ Kb6 37. Ba5+ Ka6 38. Qxg5 Qf1+ 39. Kc2 Qc4+ 40. Bc3 Qe2+ 41. Kb3 Qd1+ 42. Kb4 Qd3 43. Qb5+ [Qxb5#]
800 > GM
this is me now.. look at the last 3 moves
legit all i did was watch how to lose at chess
Someone her want solve chessle
idk why i gained elo
I had a M1
What does that even mean
and I missed that and blundered
Chessle like worldle you have quiz the op
You know what i mean
I'll pretend like I do
Ok
Wordle but for chess
i recognize you from somewhere
yep he is wifi cause you turned him off
Hu
fr
Hi
I bought an openings book and there is a structure that I dont understand
Yeah exactly
YouTube solves all your problems
A square with a wierd structure
yeah i can confirm im totally 100% gay
I cant send images here tho
No homo
YouTube it
Let's be real, no one here is legitimately trusted
💀
In what channels do I send commands
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
Alr I'll stop acting gay before mods kill me
Gaybo
Didn't realise you were acting
Im so gay
We all know
💀
guys help this is a 4000 elo puzzle
fr
d4 
fail
Kxe8#
Fail
Play g4
fail
f3
this is a classic, d4d5 dc8 cid98 dj8s
fail
fail
F4
Kxe8#
fail
how
tfym how smh
King hop move
Kxe8
send vid of you doing it
e4 e5 nf3 nc6 ng5 a6 qf3 a5 qxf7#
Im gonna take this out of context
This is what I mean
that’s why I worded it like that
Bro sent an image without trusted role
@primal shore great minds think alike
hax
Now give me your number
The square above in the page, I am not getting its purpose
frfr
you were like 3 years late
L rizz
I was tryna solve it bro
mate in 2
Hey there, how is it going?
Be4
(easy)
no
tf
Good
Bro I can't find m2 but there's so many other Mates
Can i trust this
no
Stop spamming this 🙄
He appreciates it too much
silence non indian
🔥 vibe
I only see mate in 3
How many did you hack with these
about 18
- O-O-O Kd4 2. Rxd4#
dawg this is frucking impossible no mate in 2
IP grabber
lil bro i checked with stockfish, it cant even find mate in 2 💀 its mate in 3 😭
@drowsy crest bro you cant do this twice nobody gonna click now


G
How did you do this



I got all
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1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nc3 Bg4 4. h3 Bh5 5. g4 Bg6 6. Nf3 Nf6 7. Bg5 e6 8. e3 Nbd7 9. Bd3 Bxd3 10. Qxd3 Qb6 11. b3 Bb4 12. O-O-O Ba3+ 13. Kb1 dxc4 14. Qxc4 O-O 15. Ne5 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Nd5 17. Rhf1 Bb4 18. Na4 Qa5 19. Rd4 Nc3+ 20. Nxc3 Bxc3 21. Rd3 Bxe5 22. f4 Bc7 23. e4 Qa3 24. b4 Qa6 25. Qxa6 bxa6 26. f5 Be5 27. Bf4 Bxf4 28. Rxf4 e5 29. Rf2 f6 30. h4 Rad8 31. Rc3 Rd1+ 32. Kb2 Rfd8 33. Rxc6 R1d2+ 34. Rxd2 Rxd2+ 35. Kb3 h6 36. Rxa6 Rd4 37. g5 hxg5 38. hxg5 fxg5 39. Rxa7 Rxe4 40. b5 Re3+ 41. Kc4 Re4+ 42. Kc5 Rf4 43. b6 Rxf5 44. b7 Rf8 45. Kc6 Rf6+ 46. Kc7 Rf7+ 47. Kd6 Rf6+ 48. Kxe5 Rf8 49. Ra8
Did I do the right thing by pushing my pawns to the kingside? I've been told it's a good way to attack the opponent but I don't see how that can be useful.
why u tryna ip grab bro
did you know: every website you visit has your IP 
🤓👆
nice profile banner btw

So i cant do this because i am on mobile?
yes
Let's not
Find out the average elo on cc (only for active players)
800?
Does that for you already
Find out the average elo of server members
Rah
1200?
800
Your math isn't mathing
If only there was a way to see the number of ppl with each role 🤔🤔🤔
Now make official cc accs on social media say that joining the cc discord tends to improve your rating 😂😂😂
what if Kd3
wat
Kb1
there is no forced m2 in that position, he straight up lied
sf says m3
I thought of the same seq with Kb1 I thought you did the same but you thought of Kd3 instead lmao
yeah but what i said is mate in two just not forced
found it thanks to @silver patio
Ra2 if Kb1 then nd2 is mate
if kd3 then Rd2
POV you’re in a college lecture rn and all you’ve done is play chess
Nd2??
Fobby bischer
trust
lil bro there's no mate in 2😭
Trust
trust
I’m confused where’s the puzzle
@glacial tulip
yeah black straight up can
yeah nah your right its M3 lmao
idk what he's yapping about
sirius is trolling 
Ng1 kd3 0-0-0 mate
ofc
@stable mirage did I get it
Ng1 kd3 0-0-0 mate no?
lil bro castling isnt possible
Wait 
he onto somn

Castling is always possible in chess puzzles unless king and rook in wrong spot same with enpasssant which is why I miss a lot
IMAGINE INPUTTING A CHESS PUZZLE INTO STOCKFISH WRONG
yeah even stock fish says its mate in 2
What’s my name
Ur heisenberg
Jesse
Liya <3
Sus
Babibac part 2
LMAOOOOO

Do not speak about liya she is mine 👺👺
Wht are ppl always rizzin
Who you rizzing
Oh no it's liya's bf
Rizzed all over
No some random dude in a server
I don't have a bf
What
Rizz
Why did u write it then
she was impersonating me
Oh
It's how some random dude in a server used to talk to me
Ok
Or , well talk about me
Nvm yall cringe
says the one with the lonewolf messages?
Yoooo… You like shawarmas right? Wanna combine and make the blanket our wrap?


not the wolf
W rizz
Ur user was shawarma
ok. keep bullying me. im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude reslly
Never mind I just got it. w rizz 😭
nice pickup line gang, only if english was her first language 😔
I’m the meat and you’re the seasoning so we’re making a wrap

Me fr
yet I get no btches
Maybe it’s the discord rizz

Potentially the best rizz line I've seen to date

I came up with that in 10 seconds

Try this shit out in real life to an actual girl and you'd either catch an assault case or an std
Discord rizz
how to appeal for unban and stuff in this server

@teal dragon Hi mommy
Hi baby
I’m wanted for 22 counts of battery towards older ladies
Rookie numbers
Babi bac is 0-799
What would ya all rate yourself on a scale from 1 to 10
most likely just a restraining order
-69/1000
about a 6, maybe a strong 7 on a good day
I got a music test tomorrow and I'm procrastinating learning for it
Easy
In what
So you pull?
You as a whole
He pulls dudes
i pulled one and thats enough 
8 on an average day
Every area of your life
nah bro you higher
So you pulls baddies?
Mommy you a 10
3rd day chatting?????????????????
No, I am not trying to
Im having confidence issues lately
I search for quality over quantity
story of my life 😔
So 8
same 
But if you have enough quantity you'll eventually get more quality
You are over 2000, how?
I am a solid 6
confidence in other areas than chess
You would think that
me being biased would rate myself a -0/10
Never said that
But it's not true
Will be 7-8 if I gain more weight and get little muscular cuz I am already tall
I'm listening to a mad banger rn
more weight 💀

Are you 11?
bro im like 53kg like get slimmer ngl
Almost 17
I am a stick
Guys please eat
How tall are you mate?
And 6"1.7
Bro is Slim Shady without the shady
Shiiii
RAAHHH, WTF ARE FEET
That's around 188 cm
Bro is as tall as me but 18kg less
fr but I have to stay within 939391020 miles
guys was this guy using an engine istg this is impossible
HUH?
So you are also a stick but a little wider than me
chat opinions on 5.05249344 feet tall ppl
short
































































i wanna cry
Tell your height in cm
😦
male?
y
lol ye
short king 👑
aw
Pulling must be hard
true tho
187.2 cm
being 154cm is hard
You are thinner than the line my pencil is drawing man
I am 180cm
js look at the end part
I like to not speak in this weird system
🤣🤣🤣
A joke:
Let's stop talking about me, let's talk about you... ||who the hell are you?||
it was either repition or 50 move or stale mate
If ur shorter than me u just cant be valid
i was risking all of them
your missing dad
Damn I'm taller than you and also weight much less
Oh 5"10.8
I am shorter?
No
No idea man
Not funny
Im 171 
does 5'10.5 work
your pfp aint funny
Build some gains
WTF IS A CENTIMETER
I just googled
5'7
Alr good night
oh am valid
Please don't use ANY american system in a conversation with me
Yeah
not that I care
Bye
im 5'05249344 like bro
i am 183 cm
(i do i am down bad)
I've been told that a lot
Giga
If you're shorter than me I'd probably see your nearest doctor
How old tho

how short are you again
I bottle of coke is taller than you 😭
Guys below 5"7 height invalid
Why is bro insecure
I’m about a foot tall
hate it when im 5 inch 7
She's a dwarf
4 ft 10 and .6 OF AN INCH
Literally 183cm and over 2000 elo
Even mickey tops you
you counting decimals of an inch you know you short 😭
15
actually though, she is like 4'11
The .6 was really important huh?
Oh nah bro u done for 😭
It's what separates me from being classed as a legal midget
rip me
Maybe just late bloomer
maybe
how tall is ur family
I was 5'2 at 15 he still got hope
Whatever floats your boat dwarf
my dad is like 180 cm
Wtf
ur chillin then
What are u now then?? 20?
And now?
ur probs a late bloomer
probs
nah I was lying
😭
What's the chat topic?
I was 5'2 when I was 13 i think
but last time i checked i only gained 1 cm 💀
or early 14
@clear snow Maybe just stand up straight
ur chillin, just eat and sleep well
Guys maybe I'm a late bloomer 💀
😭 ma'am that does not help
me when i cant sleep
In height?
hello chat I see we're talking about height
Give me hope
maybe
you are a 6 foot 2 black male silence
yes
bubsy will not disclose that information for bullying purposes
191cm
Nah you're chances of growing are dead
eh being short as a woman isnt nearly as bad as being short as a man, you'll be fine OG
uh
They've been dead for a while
short king
OH MY GOSH IM TALLER THAN YOU
im taller than blud 💀 🐴
Are you the cat on your pfp
no, thank god
OhWow can you help me
11-move game: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82108613854
new shortest person in the server 
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 d5 4. [d4] dxe4 5. Nxe5 Nxe5 6. dxe5 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 Bg4+ 8. f3 exf3 9. gxf3 Bxf3+ 10. Ke1 Bxh1 11. Bg5
yes. the man is my father
Ok for a 13 move game it can give a very high accuracy
hey man be nice
I'm as tall as rook
148 cm, you a dwarf or sum
Im 149cm
im 154cm
i played as a 1350 no way 💀
just an overestimation
dwarfs or kids smh
mane im 165 at 15 years old and ima boy
I mean legally in some places yeah under 150cm is considered dwarfism but I don't actually have any genetic disability
How old are you
I see
100
16
pls guys join
bro some stupid mod TOed kayden for a week just cuz he shared a script with me in DMS tf, I need someone to like vouch and stuff
where u from
i love that song shut up
dream bigger
I am 16 and 191 cm, skill issue fr yall
Oh my gosh you're just a centimetre shorter than me
Well for a <1k it's good
shush i love to
I'm big part palestinian with indo roots :')
And same age
I'm like 300 something and sometimes analysis says I play 1100+ lmao
kayden abuses it to send voice msgs i think
script for what
For a week? Wasn't it for a day?
but tbf i have horrible elo anxiety and only play bots so
wat kind of script
no no, I asked him for the script in this channel then he DMed me that script, but the mod saw his message and TOed him
nah what is it with this server and short 16 year old girls, now theres three of them
the sexy kind
They're allowed to ban people from the server if the person is harassing someone else
@keen parrot wbu where u from
But wasn't it for 1 day?
No they'll send ss to mods
sweden 
And thatll get them banned from the server
MMMM IKEA MAN
don't troll face me dawg I just told you I'm palestinian 😭
Skull
Wasn't Kayden muted for a day?
follow hans niemans teachings and you will shoot to the top
😭 😭 😭
wait what, thanks for the advice actually. anything else?
jit trippin😭
make sure they don't catch u cheating
. Ok actually plsss
wait what
for legal reasons this si a joke
OH GOD I JUST GOT IT HAHAHAH NOOO
arturblock bro try not to use 🤨 (difficulty impossible)

learn penrose first
Hans the goat tho
palestinian wgm is only a backup plan for palestinian f1 championship 🗿


👀 
Y?

listen to it when 1:30 mins are left
uwu
penrose is the future thing trust
useful thing as in what? how to print in python 😭
ok whatev but i don't need to know it
you would need to, in future
im learn bevy and yew :3
BTW did u know that 1+1=💀
funny.
wait bevy is rust stuff cool
yes so is that good enough
tf is yew tho
yeah ofc
rust web framework silly
What's bevy?
oh nice
Maybe 
😭
ECS and ergonomic rust game engine that is blazingly fast 🚀 🚀
I'll just stick to Unity
I think rust team is working on something rn too which apparently is gonna kill rust\
guys how do i get funny image perms
they'll scam u out of all ur earnings
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mmm thamk yu
My game's f2p
ooo i need to wait a lil more to get it
u can use unity as editor but use everything else bevy 🥺
I don't wanna use 
WELL IMA MAKE U
guys i have a chess question on position who i dm :(
im pretty sure it might genuinely be slower than just using a js framework (not its fault, just limit of wasm for now)
i cant post pic so
Is it from a live game/puzzle?
i am not into web dev ionno 
i finished game
im not rlly into it either
but i need to make smth so
i just ran out of game review cuz im not membership
which one you better at, frontend or backend?
why not do it in the most overcomplicated and inefficient way
and i dont understand if my move is blunder because analysis bar went angry at me after it
me not done much backend at all
my life in a nutshell
me taking 10x longer to write program in rust for 10ms runtime difference
BTW who's still at 3x N?
who cares about efficiency 🗿
are you like in uni
i lowkey stick to python cause I'm bad
os.remove("C:\user\windows32")
Is that word what i think it is?
Maybe...
I saw the markiplier meme bro 😭
quite abhorent that you feel the need to ask about this, dont
what meme?
deleting system 32
thats ok, if it works it works :3
What does abhorrent mean?
Chicken noooogut
true
wdym 😨
alpha-beta pruning is cool asf
Repugnant
backend kills
What does repugnant mean?
i mean when you are getting started
Abhorrent


it means beyond the pale
like putrid
or rebarbative
Disgusting
I better use the translator
aqua can i dm u
okay
it simply means reprehensible
why does stockfish always want a rook promotion
What does reprehensible mean?
So that it can be sacrificed for a brilliant
X × Y = 28980
X = ?; Y = ?
X=1 Y=28980
not enough info
Tip: X is nice
Watt

wtf wrong with me today
I only got 2 mates today.. from resigns and when im close to winning I stalemate
Blame the government
2 laté
:(
😭
🐈🐈
Catcat?
YES
Tf?
:(
BTW
btw
bmw
0<x<pi
sin³x cosx = ¼ - cos³x sinx
x = ?
try chat gpt
It sucks
Same
lol, left maths long time ago
I'm also trying to measure the IQ of the server
bro pls dont ive math hw 😭
I wish it continued
I can help 😊
ok i send in dms
trigonometry was good until alpha, beta, inverse, log came around
Why
how high are you
Veeeeery high 🤪
that emoji literally looks like someone high
Ik fr
cuz my mind stopped working after that
@elfin crag r you indian?
No
log and inverse especially.... wish I understood
My Guess was wrong
correct
log is pretty easy, but adding up trigonometry and inverse in it is shit
bro help me 😭
ok 600
that's expensive 👀
do tha duolingo quests
i'm doin em
no to be fair, that puzzle needs notation. any sort of endgame puzzle with castling rights needs notation otherwise you don't know if you have castling abilities or not
what is that?
always assume you can castle
how's the Duolingo thingy?? haven't tried that yet
that's a stupid idea actually
you're a stupid idea
all I do are solve daily puzzle, then those 3 puzzles and rapid games
your king can always be back to his own square and same for your rook, and especially in the endgame no? so it isnt always safe to assume so without notation
this is one of the few that you have to say that you can’t castle
do puzzle rush if you want more puzzles or go on lichess
you have to do daily quests 3 a day and then after you finish 30 quests total you get one month diamond
i'm not lying btw
almost every puzzle with king and took in starting position assume castling enabled
never heard of that wow, hmm
thats so dirty,from a practical point of view who doesnt castle until 4 pieces are left in the endgame
ah i get what you mean now
me 🗿
i learnt something new today tho
just "always assume you can castle" by itself isnt as clear
duh
how else would you access it
genuinely fair
I'd threaten the queen with my rook
Yeah u need FEN
oh also reminding people that they can castle is like telling them the answer
BTW what is this: Œ?
@stable mirage how on earth do you juggle 21 daily games
characters
wdym this is barely any
fair, but theres a difference from having notation present and saying 'you can castle btw'
seems like a lot of work
fair fair
dawg you play osu, you're more feminine than me
osu FUN
anyway white to play and win
I do
chess bad
Sounds like a skill issue to me
it is a very big one
yeah but you can't be telling me that you're in an endgame you have zero pawns and he has 0 pieces and you can still castle
its a study idk what to tell you
Stfu chess is great 😌
fax

Where are you from?
GUYS I BEAT MY DAD IN DUCK CHESS
Georgia
omg did yall notice wave 6 is being released tomorrow
LETS GO
in mario kart 8 deluxe
Nice i been to a Georgia Blue Ridge
- Qxh7+ Kxh7 2. h6 Kxh6 3. Kf2 threatening Rh3# so black has to play 3... Qa3 which you respond with 4. Nd3!!!!! Bf6 5. Rh3+ Kg7 6. Rh7+ Kg8 7. Rxf7 Kxf7 8. Nde5+ Bxe5 9. Rxa3 winning the queen
THAT GAME WAS SO ABSOLUTELY STRESFULL, I ACTUALLY HAD A CLUTCH QUEEN TAKE AND I QUEENED TWICE
Are you ducking serious?!!
YES
Wtf how
the dream
IM JUST GOATED LIKE THAT
200
SO TRUE
I am not even close to beating my dad
Is ur dad good?
Kentucky
THE END WAS LITTERALLY BISHOP C3 KING TAKE WITH ONLY MY BISHOP AND KING ON THE BOARD WITH MY DAD HAVING ONLY HIS KING
truly

Btw it’s cool Caleb not cabel
when ur the best in ur family at chess
not that impressive
I am the best in my family by 600 elo
my family is max 300 elo
when you are the best in a 300 mile radius-
bro i litterally play like a 400 elo idk what yalls is talking about
Is my chess.com account connected cuz I just tried forever to connect it, and it said it was
when you’re the best in the solar system
ALSO A FEW DAYS AGO I BEAT MY GRANDPA IN DUCK CHESS
when you are the best in the multiverse
When u beat dad in chess>
ultrabullet. game is on.\
K send the link and let’s play
I have a book for that
15 sec
15 secs
damn cool
btw whats your lichess acc if you have one
nah i just solve puzzles on lichess
lichess ultrabullet:
want my cc acc?
chess is very hard
bro is smurfing on the block 😭
that account was made only a month ago, so you are still 11?
when u turning 13

Where is the challenge?
lil bro why u on discord if ur 12
he is not a grower
are you aware Discord doesn't allow users under 13?
lil bro self reported himself
damn feels like everyone is underage 😭

chat quieter now
well does cc have ultrabullet
daily mentioned it
theyre both underage
Im back
0+1 >>>
poor them that they both revealed themselves and couldnt hide it
inject caffeine in your veins
nah
Or do it simple drink it
thats the boring way but works too
Yes
whats your cc acc
ashir1212
@stable mirage do you still hate d4
still f tier
Accepted
you didnt?
What is your elo
Is this shit a new trend or something
they call it the reversed whatever its called
Cow?
2360
@grim edge wdym 4% of all cheese is stolen
yeah if i don't main it then i don't count it
chat what opening do I play in my next game
is that hippo?
wh
plays rapid
name an opening
e
cow opening
I have no idea
ok
me
you are legally obliged to play it and show me the game
sturm gambit
But it it the second time I faced it today
thats deffo hippo i think
coca cola gambit 
Ok i said nothing wanted to play against you and win with d4 but im only 900
Bad hippo player then
not enough people play 1…g5

lol
I mean as black my worst wr is prob against d4 but the tierlist is for things I would play as white
actually no Nf3 is my worst for sure
73% of statistics are made up
I think i can survive to you with d4 in 20 moves🗿
hmm do you know budapest lines
No
I use queen's gambit
do you even play c4 against Nf6
No
nice pfp
Thansk
oh bruh
@silver patio do you think i can survive 20 moves with d4 against sirius
I mean beating d4 quickly is tough when they don’t accept your gambits
would you accept deferred soller
20 moves should be easy
oh wait shit she's 2200
Yes and i am 900
d4 is d4
yeah true
hard to beat it fast but you can prepare an attack and then kill them
but you never know
d4 is great
Finally someone who is with me
london system 
Fuzzy Sirius
Training 99years💀
Saturday attire
alr thanks
Ok i gonna go again
Literally me
gotta train
Dem I lost something
@stable mirage why does everyone have to be an anime ½ human ½ cat chicc 🐥 online
cuz catgirls are hot
Me made school schedule
65% of statements about statistics are false
autobuz my fav lesson
It is before school xD
yeah i know lmao im romanian
