💬〡general-off-topic

[storm pine]

aint nobody crying but you lil bro 🙏🏾 after i clap yo booty

[teal dragon]

Chessle in 2 min ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[keen parrot]

this is so fun to watch lmao, i reserve blocking people for when its serious

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[jaunty kindle]

You are so funny. Its crazy

[grim edge]

it's a clown show lowkey

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[teal dragon]

Yh i only block mfs who send like cultivate threats

[storm pine]

You are bad at chess. You won't prove me wrong???????

It should be easy all I want is a game

[keen parrot]

yea

[jaunty kindle]

You are. Clown

[storm pine]

no cheats no meat beats = fun game

You are. Illiterate

[grim edge]

bro isgonna accuse you of cheating too 💀

[storm pine]

lil bro gets a slight disadvantage and calls it cheating 😭 🙏🏾

[maiden helm]

i would say you are the clown lmao

[jaunty kindle]

I dont care what clowns say

[storm pine]

he wont even play me in a game 😔
just one game 😔

[keen parrot]

is it smth stupid like Rd1 or sum

[nimble niche]

stop nerding out and have a proper conversation

[grim edge]

lil bro keeps recycling the same insults on repeat 😭

bc3 idk

[storm pine]

ok

[grim edge]

Rb5

[jaunty kindle]

Says you who is saying "lil bro" for the 20th+ time. How much of a fool can you even be?

[nimble niche]

is it something stupid like a rf1 idea?

[storm pine]

what do i do in /trust @grim edge

[grim edge]

cause u sound 12

[keen parrot]

okay bro might be trolling

[maiden helm]

silence monkey

[keen parrot]

oh its Bb4

[nimble niche]

might be?

[jaunty kindle]

You are silent you clown

[storm pine]

i did it

[keen parrot]

no? damn

[maiden helm]

Quit yapping monkey

[grim edge]

Bg3

[storm pine]

wait nvm

[jaunty kindle]

Quit chess and life

[storm pine]

its already connected to my old acc

[maiden helm]

rb8

[nimble niche]

Bg3 Kf6 Bd6?

[maiden helm]

Monkeys always be yapping

[storm pine]

wdym by ign

[grim edge]

yap yap yap

Rb7

[maiden helm]

@grim edge yes or no?

[storm pine]

like old or new one

new one - TruthCheckmatesYou

current one i mean

[keen parrot]

whats the old one

[grim edge]

@grim edge Rb8

[maiden helm]

This kayden kid has me blocked wtf 💀

tf did i do to that nerd

[grim edge]

AND BG3

[maiden helm]

i found that idea way before

But the nerd has me blocked lmaooo

[keen parrot]

lmao

[maiden helm]

someone ask this kid why he had me blocked lol

[grim edge]

?

[keen parrot]

tord man wanted to ask why he is blocked

[grim edge]

wym

[teal dragon]

Poor tord ☹️☹️

[grim edge]

ok

[maiden helm]

tf did i do to this nerd 💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

Oozing cringe

[keen parrot]

be toxic it seems

[storm pine]

what now

[maiden helm]

blud tripping

[storm pine]

i just said my in game name

[keen parrot]

i mean he is uh... not not cheating

[tribal silo]

Someone post a brilliant

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/member/truthcheckmatesyou

[tribal silo]

Here

[storm pine]

TruthCheckmatesYou

[grim edge]

bro puzzles?

ur 2000 blitz but 779 puzzles

[teal dragon]

779 puzzles go hard

[storm pine]

i only play blitz

[grim edge]

k

[storm pine]

and rapid barely

[teal dragon]

Brudda struggling with backrank mate

[keen parrot]

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[storm pine]

is he gonna play me now or

[tribal silo]

Canthal tilt, no mewing

[grim edge]

:3

3:

[grim edge]

he ran away

[keen parrot]

damn whats up man

[storm pine]

bro needs a quick win 🔥

therapy chess?

[grim edge]

:3

Re2

[tribal silo]

[storm pine]

ok whats thingo

[tribal silo]

Do mewing or whatevers, and aim for 2400

[storm pine]

name thigny

[grim edge]

rb2

[tribal silo]

None

Knight to f3

[storm pine]

ok what do we play

3 min blitz?

[grim edge]

other knight recptures

[storm pine]

alr sure

[grim edge]

nvm

[tribal silo]

Tell the knight to go away right now!

And boom its checkmate

Or queen takes king checkmate

[nimble niche]

a true king leads the front lines

[storm pine]

random color?

sent

[tribal silo]

Who needs a king we need a democracy ( dictatorship )

[grim edge]

yeah bruh im stupid

i like black p||ieces||

[keen parrot]

Rh7 Ng8

[nimble niche]

rh7 ng8

[tribal silo]

Pawn g4xd4 , queen takes rook checkmate.

[teal dragon]

Wow

[tribal silo]

Just realized you are the dragon thing from that dragon movie

But am i rong?

[teal dragon]

No

[grim edge]

no u are ight

[drowsy lodge]

@keen parrot is truthcheckmatesyou cheaing

[grim edge]

makes me think of smth else

[keen parrot]

most likely

[drowsy lodge]

knew it

[teal dragon]

Just baking 😇

[tribal silo]

A donut nothing else probably

[grim edge]

will i get arrested for drawing a swastika with arrows on chess.com

[supple imp]

That's a funny looking donut

[primal fern]

want image perms?

[storm pine]

gg @grim edge

[tribal silo]

[flat gyro]

can i have image perms

[storm pine]

yes

o did i

[primal fern]

connect your account for trusted role then

[worn ice]

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[supple imp]

Did you lose elo?

[primal fern]

@grim edge

[tribal silo]

You need to start mewing and you definitely going to win

[storm pine]

1 elo yes

my bad

[primal fern]

@storm pine how long have you played chess? type /connect

[supple imp]

Tuff

What's your rating @storm pine

[storm pine]

i tried but its connected to a friend acc which used to be mine, Aquaticenjoyer

[primal fern]

sharing accounts is against the fair play policy on chess.com

[primal fern]

whos account is truthcheckmatesyou?

[storm pine]

yeah i know ive been through hell abt it with chess.com

[storm pine]

mine

[primal fern]

you made more than one account then?

[storm pine]

ive made three yes

[supple imp]

Neurolink think he's the cc cop

[primal fern]

did you get approval to make alternate accounts?

[storm pine]

he is danny rensch

[keen parrot]

yep, pretty clear that his old ones were closed for a reason and that he is continuing with that reason now

[primal fern]

his old one is open but he's only 1k elo on it

[supple imp]

I like your pfp

[keen parrot]

he didnt cheat against you but look at his winrates

[supple imp]

Some half naked girl < Tyler durden

[keen parrot]

plenty of cheaters who do

[maiden helm]

false cheaters buy premium so chess.com is less likely to ban them

[grim edge]

perfection

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[primal fern]

they still get banned though

[teal dragon]

Maybe just got free duolingo one

[supple imp]

@grim edge I've been wondering are you a girl or a boy?

[keen parrot]

still...

[supple imp]

And she's half naked

Boy or girl either way you're a perv with that pfp

[keen parrot]

what about my cc profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2330 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2466 (2570 peak)
Bullet: 2441 (2572 peak)

[grim edge]

im a grill (gas)

[maiden helm]

They try not too ban them. A cheater with premium is less likely to get banned then a cheater without premium

[supple imp]

Isn't that the same

[maiden helm]

false

[keen parrot]

oh they def can

[primal fern]

this is true unfortunately

[supple imp]

I've met girls 10x more perverted than guys

[grim edge]

real

[teal dragon]

Cap

[keen parrot]

my girlfriend would disagree with you

[teal dragon]

Bro doesn't talk to girls

[keen parrot]

the cap part is that you met girls

[grim edge]

[flat gyro]

fujoshis exist

[primal fern]

bruh what has this chat become

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-turkey-america-turkish-flag-pool-gif-18043094

[storm pine]

@primal fern is there a way to connect my new account even though it has already been connected or

[teal dragon]

@flat gyro @flat gyro

[flat gyro]

?

[teal dragon]

VYYYY

[flat gyro]

yo

[teal dragon]

ITS ME!!!@flat gyro

[grim edge]

:3

[keen parrot]

this guy has my insta shit

[primal fern]

first you should close any accounts that has been made without approval for an alt. otherwise all your accounts can get closed.

[grim edge]

e

[flat gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/gura-gura-gura-anime-shark-cute-gif-23158406

[teal dragon]

IM ALICE U BOZO

[primal fern]

dunno them

[flat gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/miia-monster-musume-anime-blush-sweating-gif-16442752

[maiden helm]

Türkiye mentioned? 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 W türkiye L greece

[storm pine]

so do i send support an email about the situation?

[keen parrot]

turkgay vs gayreek, who wins

you are most likely a guy

[grim edge]

society

[teal dragon]

@flat gyro literally u

[primal fern]

you should get approval for any alts. but yeah get it sorted out man. if you shared an account with your friend that account is liable to be closed for fair play abuse.

[flat gyro]

b4 is bad opening

[keen parrot]

nah u didnt?

[flat gyro]

wha?

[keen parrot]

or i didnt catch it at least

[teal dragon]

You dont remember shit from en passant?!!!

[grim edge]

me

[flat gyro]

impostor https://tenor.com/view/among-us-rotating-funny-gif-16158352623345703756

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[teal dragon]

Ive been forgor'd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

forgored

[flat gyro]

no img perm l bozo

[keen parrot]

must have missed that

[storm pine]

yeah alright ill do that now

[grim edge]

???
\

mysticat i automatically like you

[teal dragon]

@keen parrot pls tell nathan its me im so upset

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

...?

[flat gyro]

real

[keen parrot]

dude called you by your real name

[flat gyro]

yes

[primal fern]

@grim edge you need trusted role to post gifs

[flat gyro]

im trolling 💀

[grim edge]

ok

nerd

[grim edge]

idrc

[keen parrot]

[primal fern]

connect your account to get trusted role image perms, vc access, gifs, and more channels here

[keen parrot]

i shall make no one fall in love with me except the one who already has

no i dont

[teal dragon]

Even me 🥺👉👈

[grim edge]

monogamy smh, nerds

[flat gyro]

monogamy L

[keen parrot]

im literally in 0 fifa servers at all, let alone fifa mobile

[grim edge]

fr

[keen parrot]

ikr im so basic 😔

[grim edge]

fr get gooder

[supple imp]

Shut up female pervert

[teal dragon]

Loyal and faithful?? Bleh 🤢🤢🤢

[flat gyro]

polyandry is the way

[grim edge]

i mean romantic monogamy is fine i suppose

[primal fern]

guys can we just talk about chess this is getting a bit out of hand

[supple imp]

Some* females are perverts

[keen parrot]

i wont do that shit, no way your perverted ass gets to see private convos

[teal dragon]

Iron male?

[grim edge]

can you stop using female

[flat gyro]

what a great dog

[primal fern]

#😆〡random-memes

[teal dragon]

Fr just use bitches

[flat gyro]

why is it so hard to believe 💀

[maiden helm]

real shit

[supple imp]

Ye cause people are weird af on discord but I'm not gonna give examples in a chess server

[keen parrot]

you are trying so hard to act like a woman and fail miserably 😭

[grim edge]

gays gals and otherwise it is

[supple imp]

Why

[primal fern]

thank you.

[grim edge]

it sounds like a redditor

[storm pine]

alright i just sent an email to support

[primal fern]

what's everyones least favorite opening to see in the CHESS GAME

[storm pine]

about the alt and everything

[flat gyro]

everyone donowall neuro

[grim edge]

d4

[maiden helm]

queens pawn opening

[teal dragon]

London

[supple imp]

K lemme see if I can find some ss

[flat gyro]

i failed

[primal fern]

i hate seeing the trompowsky

[storm pine]

reti opening just because

[grim edge]

fr

[supple imp]

But I'll probably sent later since I need to go to school

[teal dragon]

Yeah i hate tromp too

But its kinda rare

[grim edge]

its so annoying

[teal dragon]

Also most ppl cant play it

[supple imp]

It's ok

[storm pine]

anyone ever had an opponent play the halloweens gambit

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[supple imp]

Kinda annoying ye but not too bad I think

[keen parrot]

i wont share examples cause some people here actually know who she is

[grim edge]

no for some reason

[keen parrot]

but alice can vouch

[teal dragon]

When i played stafford i somehow transposed to a halloween but i still beat their ass

[supple imp]

Shii now I'm curious

[teal dragon]

Also like 4knights is so annoying stop playing that shit

[keen parrot]

i just meant that i met her here thats all

[maiden helm]

the wolf of wall street the movie about stealing money was funded by stolen money

[drowsy lodge]

draw???

[grim edge]

for black?

[teal dragon]

Farlight grind joever

[teal dragon]

Duh

[maiden helm]

white just moved so no shit

[grim edge]

Kc5

[keen parrot]

yeah

she got tired of getting carried ig

[grim edge]

Hello guys

[teal dragon]

Too dominant and alpha 😔

[grim edge]

d---y m---y

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

sit

[onyx mirage]

white couldve taken the rook with the pawn right?

[grim edge]

it's from black's perspective

[keen parrot]

Holy Moly

[maiden helm]

Holy Moly

[lament jacinth]

Holy moly

You ruined it

[native elbow]

good day chessers

[tribal silo]

Mewing

[willow jacinth]

good day beasts

[storm pine]

best move for winning or best move for draw

wait wrong color

no thanks mr beast

[maiden helm]

ok

[storm pine]

ok i accept

gandalf i accept

[tribal silo]

[maiden helm]

ok i’ll send in dms

[storm pine]

oh nvm

[maiden helm]

check dms

[storm pine]

whats your rating tord man

[storm pine]

elo or elo

[tribal silo]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[tight lily]

hehehehe

[maiden helm]

@grim edge do i get my 10000 now

i don’t have cashapp lmao

send me bitcoin lmao

wdym how?

u can buy bitcoin on cashapp

and then send it too me lol

lmk lil man

[loud dew]

Wtf is this

[grim edge]

Uh

[frigid tangle]

lmao

[maiden helm]

lil fella said 10k if ya beat him and i beat him so let’s see if he keeps his word

[loud dew]

How can u believe that

[teal dragon]

Omg where

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

did u just win mrbeasts challenge?

[grim edge]

lowkey think he kinda scammed u

[lament jacinth]

Hi

General chat dead

[keen parrot]

yep

these are the hours

[lament jacinth]

Ugh ik so dead

[keen parrot]

too bad

[lament jacinth]

Anyway

What's your hot take

[teal dragon]

Semi tarrasch players should hug a wrecking ball in motion

[keen parrot]

maybe not a hot take but unless you are 2400+ online or 2000+ fide you dont have much say when identifying cheaters

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[grim edge]

so true

[nimble niche]

search on "ice cream truck song" on google

it doesn't work on mobile, only on computers

[keen parrot]

tord man got muted for some random BS while the guy who hard accused me isnt 😭

[grim edge]

😭

[nimble niche]

did you see it?

[grim edge]

bro slept with a mod 😭

[keen parrot]

nekked?!

[grim edge]

the n word yeah

[boreal coyote]

its the name of a beyblade😭

meant to post it elsewhere

[grim edge]

naked beyblade hits hard 😭

[teal dragon]

[boreal coyote]

true

[keen parrot]

naked longinus... okay dude

[teal dragon]

OOWall

[nimble niche]

hey vimun, search up "ice cream truck song" on google

[boreal coyote]

you dont want to know...

[teal dragon]

But i do

[boreal coyote]

ayo..

[teal dragon]

Explain it.

[keen parrot]

? i dont get it

oh wait i see now

[boreal coyote]

i would get banned...

[silver patio]

i don't get it can you please explain

[silver patio]

💀

[grim edge]

☠️

[nimble niche]

that actually used be an ice cream truck song though

[grim edge]

like for kids?

[nimble niche]

idk

[drowsy lodge]

help im stuck unda de water plez help me

[silver patio]

lmao imagine

[nimble niche]

i wonder why

[keen parrot]

yeah i do wonder why

[jagged minnow]

I wonder why

[storm pine]

hi

[keen parrot]

i found a banger shitpost thingy but cant send 😔

struggles of a western man fr

[tropic plaza]

Why

[keen parrot]

its too spicy

[tropic plaza]

Do it

[nimble niche]

when i was born, my mum had two cities she wanted me to grow up in, sydney and vancouver, and she chose sydney

[keen parrot]

i mean its literally on youtube unrestricted

[tropic plaza]

Or send it to me and i’d do it

[keen parrot]

video link is L6HkiZOWkaM

look at your own discretion

[tropic plaza]

Jacinto?

[keen parrot]

yeh

[tropic plaza]

Xd

[drowsy lodge]

this is pissing me off

[proven sapphire]

yo i just got up

lemme look now

[storm pine]

which one are you

[proven sapphire]

alright when they play the anti fried liver, d4 is better than 0-0

DAMN u transpose it into some evans gambit typa shit okkkayyy

good theory knowledge with Qb3

[stuck kestrel]

bro just watch the whole thing firs

[proven sapphire]

ahhh u had e5

BRO THE KNIGHT PROMOTION U ARE BULLYING HIM

crazy mate @drowsy crest

[drowsy crest]

IKR

wait how did I get un TOed i was TOed for a day

[proven sapphire]

idk

[drowsy crest]

bro I realised if I promote to a queen he will take the queen

so i promoted to a knight instead

the best move for him was to take the knight or else it was mate no matter wht he does

[drowsy crest]

yssir

[proven sapphire]

you should know that d4 is best

when playing the anti fried liver

you can get alot of really nice plays off of it

lemme show some

[drowsy crest]

aight

go ahead show some cracked plays

[proven sapphire]

this isnt anti fried liver, but d4 is my fav off of the start. If they take this pawn its already a trap

you take, but if they play this very common move, you have a trap

[tribal silo]

What if i take

[proven sapphire]

thats a blunder. Qd5 hits mate and his knight

[storm pine]

traxler

[proven sapphire]

dogshit if you play king to f1

[tribal silo]

Just play the london

[drowsy crest]

[tribal silo]

Wow www

[drowsy crest]

I would rather punch a tree 8 times

[storm pine]

yeah

[tribal silo]

Ok punch a tree 8 times

[proven sapphire]

plus 2.5 already. I beat a 1900 like this @drowsy crest

[frozen jolt]

Sounds painful

[proven sapphire]

u want me to flex my evans gambit knowledge?

[tribal silo]

Thats his brilliant idea

[earnest sparrow]

just a question there are a french here?????

[tribal silo]

Ouwwiiii bread

[earnest sparrow]

you speak french???

[tribal silo]

Uh yes (in french)

[proven sapphire]

d4 seems really bad here

[drowsy crest]

Oh now that I think of it I have played against this before, what I did is bxf1 ddisplacing the king and the O-O

[tribal silo]

Very mid

[drowsy crest]

cant remember if it was this or somn similar

[proven sapphire]

for who?

[tribal silo]

Anyone under 1000

[proven sapphire]

this is best

[proven sapphire]

which colour

[storm pine]

Worst Chess Opening Ever:

[tribal silo]

The color that is the answer fir you

[drowsy crest]

yeh you prepare a double attack

[proven sapphire]

evans gambit is goated

[proven sapphire]

what colour is it bad for?

[storm pine]

i wasnt talking boutt the screenshot i meant like

[proven sapphire]

white gambits up to 3 pawns and is still winning. Dont you find that fascinating

[storm pine]

what do you guys think is the worst

[tribal silo]

The person who is playing it and likely the player responding

[storm pine]

me personally the wayward queen attack fckin sucks after 400 elo

[proven sapphire]

so its bad for both sides? are you dumb?

[storm pine]

300 elo 200 elo

[tribal silo]

Yes

[proven sapphire]

thought so

[tribal silo]

Because nobody studies evans gambit

[storm pine]

i played the wayward queen attack ONCE against my sibling

[proven sapphire]

i have, and its an amazing opening

[storm pine]

they fell for it

[tribal silo]

💀

Tweaking but ok

[proven sapphire]

i dont see whats wrong? lmfao

[storm pine]

yeah because you can quickly control the center

[tribal silo]

Everything, the world too

[proven sapphire]

dude, you play waward queen. Dont speak to me 😭

[tribal silo]

I like the wayward queen its creative and teaches you to basically scrap all attacking ideas and defend from a rook fork

[storm pine]

i just said i hate it and i played it once for the memes

[proven sapphire]

how are u 1800

[tribal silo]

By attacking. Duh

[storm pine]

trust me bro i hate it im not 400 elo

i was agreeing with you man i want no beef

[tribal silo]

1800 by playing regular openings

[storm pine]

yeah the whole point of the grob and borg is just hope chess

[proven sapphire]

whats your rating thO?

[storm pine]

2000 blitz on cc but no otb rating

in reality im only like 1800 tbh

[teal herald]

Define regular

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[tribal silo]

Stuff thats not a gambit 👍

[storm pine]

TruthCheckmatesYou

[storm pine]

why

lol

[tribal silo]

Anyone want to play rapids in a bit

Trying to practice e4 ideas

[teal herald]

I can rn

In a bit idk

[proven sapphire]

user?

[tribal silo]

Give me a few minutes

[storm pine]

TruthCheckmatesYou

yep thats me

[tribal silo]

Nice blitz

Blitz is hard

[storm pine]

really im not 2000 i just got lucky in tournaments

[tribal silo]

Ok

[storm pine]

it was but it is my main account now (i had some alts which is against tos and been thru hell about it witch chess.com)

[tribal silo]

Im ready now

[storm pine]

with***

my grammar dies at night istg

[teal herald]

Ok your username?

[storm pine]

whats ur elo?

[tribal silo]

Goffei

[teal herald]

Ok

[tribal silo]

Prepare to have your mewing disrupted

[teal herald]

Lol ok

[tribal silo]

Bong cloud, scholars mate, any of them?

[drowsy lodge]

aren't you like 4800 bullet

[tribal silo]

Add 2100 and we good

[primal fern]

want image perms?

[drowsy lodge]

5900 bullet damn

[tribal silo]

Yeah

Now subtract 5000

[teal herald]

No you will tell me to link stuffs etc

[tribal silo]

Ok send challenge

[storm pine]

alr

also whats with the 4% of all cheese thing lmao

like

overall in the entire world????

only 96% of cheese is fairly purchased??

is chess.com discord owned by chess.com or

unofficial

[tulip shoal]

hi

[storm pine]

hi

[drowsy lodge]

damn 000 bullet

[tribal silo]

Good game that was intense

[teal herald]

Gg

[teal herald]

Not that much I played bad

[tribal silo]

Im bad at defending

The moment you sacced your rook you had attacking chances imo

[grim edge]

:3

[drowsy lodge]

cap

[tribal silo]

Check the game

[drowsy lodge]

proofie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goffei

This is the Chess.com profile of goffei. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1875 (peak)
Blitz: 1520 (1687 peak)
Bullet: 999 (peak)

[tribal silo]

You can search my user or something idk how to do it

[drowsy lodge]

that says fish

[tribal silo]

Idk

Who was that

[drowsy lodge]

?

[tribal silo]

Who was mr bean

[drowsy lodge]

idk

[tribal silo]

Was it you

Nani baka

[drowsy lodge]

no

[tribal silo]

Oh ok

[grim edge]

So nobody talking

[drowsy lodge]

yez

[tribal silo]

Nobody is talking yes

[drowsy lodge]

ok

[grim edge]

Then why are you talking

[keen parrot]

all the cool people went to chess talk

[frozen jolt]

Yo its the furry

[keen parrot]

[frozen jolt]

Yeah ik you a furry

[grim edge]

is there furry discrimination here

[frozen jolt]

I love furrys

[keen parrot]

[frozen jolt]

I hug em

[grim edge]

i'd like to express my polite criticism against furries

[frozen jolt]

Too bad bozo

Go away :😜

[frozen jolt]

You said it

[pulsar bramble]

hi

dead chat

[grim edge]

all the nerds in #💬〡chess-talk 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[pulsar bramble]

agreedd

but we are all nerds here

[grim edge]

oh so you must be knowing natural uranium needs to be treated to concentrate the 235 isotope within it to make a nuclear bomb?

[pulsar bramble]

what xd?

[solemn copper]

ALL MY FELLAS 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[frozen jolt]

Breh

[lime lava]

:3

[frozen jolt]

Huh

Is that a furry i see

[lime lava]

uwu

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[frozen jolt]

Woah

[grim edge]

Hello pookie bear 🗣️ 😩 :3

[teal dragon]

Girl put your record on

[misty sedge]

Tell me your favorite song 😍👋

[grim edge]

Start with you

[teal dragon]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mikey 7993 (mikey7993)

This is the Chess.com profile of mikey7993. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mikey 7993 (mikey7993)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 182
Bullet: 100

[tribal silo]

What the

[grim edge]

damn

[tribal silo]

Where blitz

[grim edge]

lil bro took hans nieman's masterclass

[tribal silo]

What is blud talking about

[misty sedge]

You know I have your head down 😈

[gloomy crystal]

hi

[grim edge]

Never heard of it, Spotify link lah

[misty sedge]

Eyy baby drop it down, just wanna see you touch the ground 😈

[coarse sparrow]

hi

[misty sedge]

Don't be shy girl 😈😈👋

[coarse sparrow]

i am new here

[misty sedge]

Hi

[coarse sparrow]

but i play chess in chess.com

[coarse sparrow]

hi

[gloomy crystal]

@coarse sparrow do /connect

[coarse sparrow]

?

why

[gloomy crystal]

idk

[coarse sparrow]

wanna play chess

with me

[gloomy crystal]

sure

[wraith blade]

／

[gloomy crystal]

I am bad though 😢

[coarse sparrow]

ok lets play chess at chess park in discord

[gloomy crystal]

lmao =))

[coarse sparrow]

?

[gloomy crystal]

why not chess.com?

[coarse sparrow]

hmmm

ok

[gloomy crystal]

I dmed you da link

[coarse sparrow]

lets play at chess.com bc we are nerds

🤓

[gloomy crystal]

@coarse sparrow

[keen parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Ij7yP2iAs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Thông Nguyễn (notwutlit)

This is the Chess.com profile of notwutlit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Thông Nguyễn (notwutlit)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1181 (peak)
Blitz: 778 (peak)
Bullet: 778 (779 peak)

[gloomy crystal]

nearly 1200 🥰🥰🥰

[fluid kraken]

[fluid kraken]

Nice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cowfm2

This is the Chess.com profile of cowfm2. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 911 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 678 (906 peak)
Bullet: 536 (794 peak)

[brave shell]

Allahu akber

[lone zenith]

guys fr tho anyone who knows exaclty how much uranium is needed to practically make someone immortal is obv a furry

[lone zenith]

*akbar, but fr 💯

[brave shell]

Allahu ekbwr

I am arabic shut up

[lone zenith]

it is literally allahu akbar

[lone zenith]

are you one of those "arab" anti-muslims?

[grim edge]

2.56g

[brave shell]

No

[gloomy crystal]

you dropped 300 elo?

[brave shell]

I am not anti musli but i am god

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> plspsl

This is the Chess.com profile of plspsl. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 874 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 698 (906 peak)
Bullet: 687 (794 peak)

[lone zenith]

bro thinks hes funny 💀

[grim edge]

what

[thorny lake]

damn

[keen parrot]

??

[storm pine]

💀

[tulip kelp]

hi everyone

[grim edge]

Vtuber have gone too far 💀

[random drum]

"Guys I think Amay is under 13"

and las cheated and liya is a catfisher

[keen parrot]

(:

[random drum]

:)

[grim edge]

(:

[random drum]

:)

[keen parrot]

oh no you will get me banned (:

[random drum]

I can't make mods ban "pride pawn"

:)

[wraith blade]

💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

so cause of my flair i get ban immunity

[random drum]

I don't want to argue with some idiot

who accuses everyone

[elfin pebble]

nor way

[keen parrot]

comes in chat trying to get me muted or banned or something
"I don't want to argue with some idiot"

[dull marsh]

I hate chess time to surfer order 20 lost streak bullet

[glossy radish]

amay stop being stupid

[keen parrot]

good mornin

[jagged minnow]

Good evening

[glossy radish]

turd got timed out?

[keen parrot]

yep

for some weird reason

[random drum]

I am not like u tilt. We clearly try to keep chat clean. when it's my mistake I accept it like i did last time(in dms to mod). I don't like to accuse people like you every time

[glossy radish]

yeah. very weird

[random drum]

it's not ur matter + I was not even talking to tilt

[keen parrot]

dude you are being constantly homophobic, "pride pawn gives you immunity from being banned" ???? get a grip fella

[keen parrot]

[glossy radish]

OKAY but like, have u seen the furries? they never get banned

[keen parrot]

i havent seen the furries

[jagged minnow]

Gets sliced and diced

[glossy radish]

[random drum]

Members of this server know it

[random drum]

I joined this server in jan 2023

for the first time

[jagged minnow]

This is why,have one with you all the time

[keen parrot]

your friend group is so weirdly against lgbtq too, maybe tone it down

be respectful

[glossy radish]

tbh he’s not completely wrong..

[keen parrot]

i dont think the mods have a bias for what flair you have, individual people maybe

[random drum]

We don't support lgbtq but we are not against

[keen parrot]

[random drum]

We are but u accuse everyone that makes us angry

[jagged minnow]

True

[glossy radish]

hm

[keen parrot]

*boring

[random drum]

Ik

[glossy radish]

stfu amay

[proven spire]

my college assignment teamate is so ass

[random drum]

kheyyyyyyy

[glossy radish]

[keen parrot]

some individuals simply get better treatment and amay is looking at the flair and drawing a conclusion that way

[random drum]

and tries to spread fake news about people

[keen parrot]

i did leave for a month does that count?

[keen parrot]

stop being such a drama queen

[lime lava]

Owo 🙂

[glossy radish]

again

[random drum]

don't talk about my age then

Lol. I am Indian

[keen parrot]

you have brought it up like 5 times since i did last?

[random drum]

U talked about it again with ran

[lime lava]

Wdym
You guys dont love me more than everything else?

[glossy radish]

wait we’re supposed to??

[keen parrot]

yeah, check again who brought it up, me or him?

[lime lava]

Of course

[keen parrot]

😭

[glossy radish]

0?

[random drum]

u talked about me so can I

[tulip kelp]

rigged moderation?

[subtle cove]

Even after I play a game of 30mins there is no improvement in the accuracy

[glossy radish]

bummer. anyways say it again

[keen parrot]

-16!

[glossy radish]

i just woke up 💀

[lime lava]

UwU

[glossy radish]

[tulip kelp]

how do you get the pride pawn

[keen parrot]

it seems like we are on different levels of conversation here, have a good one

[glossy radish]

blink twice if you’re being held hostage

mairos

[tulip kelp]

why

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-twice-pointing-beard-eyes-gif-16953299

[glossy radish]

we lost him too

[random drum]

Watching my fav tv show

[subtle cove]

How to get friend of the server

[glossy radish]

not u idc

[tulip kelp]

who

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[glossy radish]

mairos

[random drum]

[tulip kelp]

i don’t get it, so i just say i went?

[random drum]

STFU

[lime lava]

Blink blink

[glossy radish]

say uwu again

[subtle cove]

How to get friend of server

[lime lava]

uwu

[keen parrot]

be a friend of server

[subtle cove]

I am

[keen parrot]

no, this is a chess server after all

[glossy radish]

it’d be better to not discuss it at all

[keen parrot]

exactly

[tulip kelp]

i prefer to stay away from the controversial stuff

[glossy radish]

everybody has their own opinion. anyways we lost mairos

[subtle cove]

Yeah I once timed out, since then I don't talk much

[glossy radish]

he shouldn’t be banned for that??

[tulip kelp]

oh come on

[random drum]

I mean no can force us to support someone

[tulip kelp]

what’s the ? for

[keen parrot]

stop flexing your weird goofy skills

[glossy radish]

unfortunately

[tulip kelp]

yeah not for long in this server

[lime lava]

How did you get my audio?

[tulip kelp]

why unfortunately

[subtle cove]

Thank god it's not too sus, i taped on it in front of family

[lime lava]

Dont tell me that was you pls

[tulip kelp]

ok gn guys bye

[subtle cove]

I got nervous and tapped twice btw

[tulip kelp]

i’m in australia

[lime lava]

U australian?

[keen parrot]

wtf is 13 PM

[subtle cove]

What's the time?

[lime lava]

Cya upside down lil bro

[tulip kelp]

12:08 am

[tulip kelp]

cya

my parents boutta turn the wifi off, they got that strategy from my friends mum

[lime lava]

Haha

Are you 13 or what

[grim edge]

Its 4pm

[tulip kelp]

yeah i am

[keen parrot]

possibly younger

[tulip kelp]

it’s just that i sleep late a lot

[subtle cove]

Fkin good night bro

[lime lava]

Late being midnight

[keen parrot]

i slept 3 hours

[tulip kelp]

so they just turn the wifi off so i’ll have nothing to do and go to sleep

[keen parrot]

no wonder i dont have anything i want to do rn

<@&745328830649991179>

[tulip kelp]

no like 1 am or 3 am

[glossy radish]

hooray

[subtle cove]

Do the separate recharge

[keen parrot]

puzzles?

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/to-gyat-to-the-other-side-gyat-chicken-crisp-look-outside-your-window-at-3-08am-gmt8-4-23-25-gif-16167462665714563435

[grim edge]

Guys Suggest me color one of these

[glossy radish]

no rapid 🥱

[keen parrot]

chitur

[glossy radish]

5th

[keen parrot]

i like 4

[glossy radish]

no never

[lime lava]

Cause he had problems and things to do
Unlike you
You 16 yo that cant even pass school english test

[keen parrot]

yeah, you arent the other guy who just joined chat

[glossy radish]

id never be him

[charred surge]

youre 16 years old

took me a while

[keen parrot]

i should be higher but no more premium so ill just sit on a round number

[glossy radish]

hey welcome you’re late to the party

[keen parrot]

could be -16 you never know

[glossy radish]

no premium gang

[grim edge]

Yeah i see that too

[subtle cove]

Iwas trying to hide the text but front space never exists so

[keen parrot]

broke gang 🔥

[lime lava]

Imagine being poor
Couldnt be me

[glossy radish]

more accurate

[grim edge]

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-breaking-bad-jesse-jesse-pinkman-walter-gif-26546741

[glossy radish]

imagine having fots

[subtle cove]

You guys like this shell pfp?

Gta 6 trailer in December

[keen parrot]

i just realized you dont have it

[grim edge]

Next month i think

[glossy radish]

honestly idk why shell is blocked

[lime lava]

I am the friendliest person eva

[keen parrot]

ill never get it then

[grim edge]

The trailer

[glossy radish]

most coolest for saying uwu

[subtle cove]

How is it blocked

[glossy radish]

never did, never will

[lime lava]

Exactluwu

[keen parrot]

ill have the funny blue role instead

[glossy radish]

idk i’m unblocking you rn

[glossy radish]

what blue

[subtle cove]

Why did you block me?

[keen parrot]

the light blue

[glossy radish]

oh yk shell, you can stay blocked

[glossy radish]

azul? which role

[subtle cove]

Ok never mind who cares

[glossy radish]

looks sick

[charred surge]

low quality magnus

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[keen parrot]

||server mod||

[keen parrot]

damn magnus lost some pixels there

[lime lava]

Azul?
Whe you from

[charred surge]

i put this sticker on purpose

to cause some drama :)

well i guess i ruined it

[keen parrot]

unlucky

[charred surge]

idk if the mods deleteds that or not

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-meme-sussy-imposter-imposter-gif-25175530

https://tenor.com/view/to-gyat-to-the-other-side-gyat-chicken-crisp-look-outside-your-window-at-3-08am-gmt8-4-23-25-gif-16167462665714563435

[subtle cove]

When says you are bozo then you are actually smart

[keen parrot]

furry

[keen parrot]

you are bozo

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-talk-walltalk-mettush-inting-gif-19895710

like who is lil bro talking to fr

[charred surge]

wait u play undertale?

[grim edge]

kylo ren go back to the dark side

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ff13-ffxiii-snow-snow-ff13-snow-ffxiii-gif-14953785937614777751

Osama is him

[charred surge]

the him 💀

https://tenor.com/view/trumpbidendebate-joebiden-trump-yapping-gif-18630555

im wafflin about how bad your grammar is

https://tenor.com/view/baby-cry-crybaby-speech-bubble-speech-gif-26148286

[jagged minnow]

Look at this glitch

[charred surge]

joe is black?

[jagged minnow]

Maybe

[merry gust]

Daily tips for chess: just win… i guess??

[jagged minnow]

Lmao

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-turbulence-tf2-imbecile-gif-20605744

how do people lose at chess

like if you think about it cant you just win

like literally just win

[grim edge]

ikr its not that hard,ppl dont wanna think they can win

[jagged minnow]

I never lost a single game

[toxic plinth]

Bro I wish I knew that sooner

[fallen sand]

by having and

[grim edge]

like if u think ur gonna win ur gonna win

[charred surge]

i beat a 1700 before twice

[toxic plinth]

Like when I was 1000

[charred surge]

like srsly if u wanna win u js win

[jagged minnow]

Beat me

[toxic plinth]

Ong bro 😭

[fallen sand]

beat an IM then

[charred surge]

done

[toxic plinth]

Come bullet fr

I’m totally 600

[fallen sand]

who

[toxic plinth]

👍👍👍👍

Ikr

I’m 500 elo

😈

[charred surge]

i can show u proof

[grim edge]

this might be the dumbest question to be asked but is there a chess.com chrome extension to make the website look way different

[charred surge]

i won an IM

[toxic plinth]

Wait nvm ur like 400 elo higher than me

[fallen sand]

where

[toxic plinth]

Yh..

||ur roles say 2100 soo subtract 400 from that and u guessed my elo😭||

[grim edge]

would be cool

[toxic plinth]

Why ur roles say so💀

Fraud

[charred surge]

here proof

[toxic plinth]

That cap asf

[grim edge]

what the

[charred surge]

no its not

[toxic plinth]

No shot..

[charred surge]

lots of shots

[toxic plinth]

I’ve never beat an Im 😭😭😭

[charred surge]

js dont talk abt my badge

[toxic plinth]

Me noob scholars mate 💀

[teal dragon]

Tfw knights cant move backwards

[toxic plinth]

U guys are tweaking

Ok bud

[teal dragon]

Clowned

[toxic plinth]

…

[languid pasture]

guys

can i ask which mode is the best mode do guage your actual skill

[grim edge]

rabbit

[languid pasture]

oh my god its a geniune question tho

[grim edge]

yk what's crazy? you've never seen Magnus Carlsen in the same room as me, that says something

[languid pasture]

besides fide rating

[grim edge]

rapid*

[languid pasture]

ok but like ive seen like forums and stuff and they all say blitz

for this chess.com rating in profile do they count rapid or blitz rating

or the highest elo

[grim edge]

the highest pretty sure

just type /profile

:3

its easy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cryop0d

This is the Chess.com profile of cryop0d. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1578 (1593 peak)
Blitz: 1211 (1319 peak)
Bullet: 1001 (1338 peak)

[grim edge]

its not that hard lil bro

you have to wait a few milliseconds for the command to pop up

[languid pasture]

my rating for blitz is the best ig

[grim edge]

count highest rating

[languid pasture]

oh

[grim edge]

skill issue

i think u got blocked

nothing else to be said man

[final gust]

Computer applications deez nutz

Studying actually makes a difference

Who knew

[toxic plinth]

Ggs, u weren’t lying

[golden lance]

how do i get fast better at chess 😮

[lime lava]

How is that a blunder

[compact mantle]

Studying also makes a difference in one’s mental health

[kindred silo]

play bullet fast fast

[mystic stream]

I wonder why

[kindred silo]

mate on f2

[compact mantle]

You’re called Rick

[grim edge]

fast better? or better, fast?

[golden lance]

better

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[compact mantle]

You have a 100% chance of getting to 2400 FIDE

[golden lance]

why 🙂

[compact mantle]

Why the ;|

[grim edge]

I just crushed a 1800 with the scandi

[compact mantle]

I was telling you good news

[glossy radish]

is it because it’s an unnecessary move?

[golden lance]

why 😄