💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

eat

[drowsy crest]

tilt tilt can you review that game

[keen parrot]

i dont have diamond rip, knight promotion wont be brilliant tho

[drowsy crest]

nah I wanna see the violation with higher quality

[rocky vale]

Put ya phone away and focus

What is it

[cyan plume]

Phones are ban in our school

[rocky vale]

I think he's in uni

[cyan plume]

I am highschool

[zinc hound]

Hi fobby

[rocky vale]

That sounds odd

[keen parrot]

indeed

[drowsy crest]

sup

[restive storm]

Isblack winn

[keen parrot]

fr, Nxa5 Bc3 and mate is unstoppable 😭

[restive storm]

I knew ut

[drowsy crest]

man I wanna mate like this

imagine playing this otb

[zinc hound]

How are you?

[drowsy crest]

and your opponent's smile suddenly dissappearing

[drowsy crest]

Extremely hot, hbu

[zinc hound]

I'm chilling

[jaunty kindle]

I selden play on cc. I mainly play on lichess. So I dont care about my cc rating anyways

[rocky vale]

Why would your opponent smile

[keen parrot]

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[rocky vale]

It looks completely lost without the queen sack

[rocky vale]

Fr man

[drowsy crest]

Cool

[drowsy crest]

ionno its always some 15 year old kid who wont stop smiling ;-;

[grim edge]

rating on lichess?

[jaunty kindle]

2500-2600+

[fallen garden]

hi

[grim edge]

so your elo is still low anyway, whats the point of trying to flex?

[keen parrot]

whats your account name, we probably have played

[supple imp]

This man might be Hikaru in disguise

[keen parrot]

hans niemann

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)

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Rapid: 1398 (peak)
Blitz: 647 (673 peak)
Bullet: 658 (673 peak)

[jaunty kindle]

Lol. Says you. Im not even flexing with that trash rating. Its just that yours is even worse.

[drowsy crest]

chat we hit 1400 today?

[grim edge]

You make it very obvious you're trying to flex your piss poor rating

in reality no one cares

[jaunty kindle]

You could tell me yours and Ill check

[keen parrot]

nah, it sounds to me like you are full of shit

[teal dragon]

Chess mfs when you get their elo wrong 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[jaunty kindle]

In reality you are just a troll. Dont annoy me

[fallen garden]

anyone one wanna play a round im not good but i just wanna play

[supple imp]

Bruv either this guy is 400 or he's nikaru hakarumu

[rocky vale]

Bro I'm 15 chill

[supple imp]

Or Cagnus Marlson

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692502629808603169/1170366755688943677/togif-1.gif?ex=6558c7fa&is=654652fa&hm=96e0feb30b8d03c6c8b44adf0f3bef6583df7019d87aa0a84750c40a9ee8e83e&

[grim edge]

You are the troll

Your name shows that clearly

[jaunty kindle]

You are. You ask me for my account but dont want to reveal your own

[supple imp]

What's your rating

[keen parrot]

im not out here insulting others for their elo

[teal dragon]

ok. keep bullying me. im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude reslly

[drowsy crest]

;-;

[jaunty kindle]

Your pfp does it even more

[fallen garden]

does anyone?

[teal dragon]

I do

[jaunty kindle]

Im not doing it either. Its just the typical 400 elo chat

[supple imp]

If you're below 1000 please stfu and of you're below 2200 please stfu respectively

[grim edge]

my pfp indicates literally nothing, create a better come back

[grim edge]

whats the point of jerking off the loser lol?

[jaunty kindle]

It indicates alot. Can you even play chess?

[fallen garden]

whats your name ill so we can play

[keen parrot]

i do wonder whose alt you are but thats a question for another day

[rocky vale]

I only smile after I win

[teal dragon]

/profile

[grim edge]

did bro give you 5k to be his slave or what

[supple imp]

Idk but you're talking all this smack without backing shit up

[jaunty kindle]

Its probaby another of Lucy's alts lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xiao

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1613 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1288 (1350 peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1386 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Rapid: 1610 (1616 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[supple imp]

Show us the rating at the very least

[teal dragon]

There u go @fallen garden

[supple imp]

You just sound like a very pissed 800

[fallen garden]

can we play without time

[teal dragon]

ok

[grim edge]

Hi

[supple imp]

Fair but I just want to see his rating

[keen parrot]

[supple imp]

Want to find out if he's just shit talking with no reason or he's some 2700+

[jaunty kindle]

Its most likely just another 400 elo being annoying lol

[keen parrot]

i think its more likely to not be that

pretty much anyone decent at chess can see through your bullshit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Paul Osterried (paulosterried)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1779 (1790 peak)
Blitz: 1755 (peak)
Bullet: 1657 (peak)

[rocky vale]

Close to 1800

[grim edge]

400 elo chat is just more proof that chess is absolutely unrelated to intelligence

[keen parrot]

fr

[jaunty kindle]

But you arent decent in chess. So how would you even know?

[rocky vale]

Robatsch defense

Also called Modern Defense

[keen parrot]

play me then

[rocky vale]

You're right I'm stupid

Thank you

[jaunty kindle]

I dont play on cc usually. But lets play 3+0

[keen parrot]

bet

[rocky vale]

[primal shore]

@supple imp what rating are you again

[fallen garden]

@teal dragon i think i sent the friend ask

[drowsy crest]

ladies and gentlemen

[supple imp]

Nah its an opening where white teleports his pawn to g7

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)

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Rapid: 1407 (peak)
Blitz: 647 (673 peak)
Bullet: 658 (673 peak)

[drowsy crest]

I have hit 1400

[supple imp]

Congrats

[drowsy crest]

YESSIR

[keen parrot]

daughter

[supple imp]

Your what?

[drowsy crest]

XD fr

I grew faster than his... during november

[frigid skiff]

You have a daughter 🤯

[rocky vale]

[keen parrot]

yes real, dont tell my girlfriend though

[frigid skiff]

Waluh

[supple imp]

Definitely not capping

[teal dragon]

Ok

[primal shore]

@supple imp what's your rapid on cc again

[teal dragon]

Good job my child 🥺🥺

[supple imp]

2382

[rocky vale]

Thank you mommy

[supple imp]

Nah jk it's 1528

[rocky vale]

Nah bro, you can't just lie

[drowsy crest]

Where is my 1400 role cc

[primal shore]

that's a joke right

[drowsy crest]

LES GO

[supple imp]

I'm above 1900 but she don't need to know

[agile iron]

Hi again

[supple imp]

Nah I lost over 400 elo a week ago

[teal dragon]

@fallen garden i sent you a 120|60 game 😭😭

[primal shore]

i knew your general range just not the actual ratting

[grim edge]

Hi

[rocky vale]

Rats? I was a rat once, they put me in a room full of rubber, rubber makes me rat

[primal shore]

Rating

[supple imp]

I'm probably going to hit 2k again soon if I don't throw 10 games in a row and get sent back to the 1800s

[drowsy crest]

farewell caro kann

[frigid skiff]

Let him cook

[primal shore]

funny

[fleet sigil]

Least obvious chess.com alt be like:

[fallen garden]

XD

[rocky vale]

I thought you 1500

[primal shore]

Eh?

[frigid skiff]

(Ratatouille reference)

[rocky vale]

Bro thinks he will gain 420 elo in a few days

[drowsy crest]

not gonna play carokann after 1400 now 😔

I am gonna miss it

[supple imp]

You never have those days when you lose so much it causes a rip in the universe and adds 400 elo?

[frigid skiff]

Relatable

[drowsy crest]

90 days since tyler started 46 or 45 since I started, I am tyler0

[frigid skiff]

Except I lost all my Elo

[primal shore]

why

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93129137767

[rocky vale]

My max tilt was 20 elo

[worn ice]

tilt (2466) vs. Maxi4444 (2391)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nc3 Nxc3 10. bxc3 Bxc3 11. Qb3 Bxa1 12. Bxf7+ Kf8 13. Ba3+ Ne7 14. Ke2 Bxd4 15. Rd1 c5 16. Bxc5 Qc7 17. Rxd4 Bg4 18. Bd6 Bxf3+ 19. Qxf3 Qc2+ 20. Rd2 Qxd2+ 21. Kxd2 Rd8 22. Be6+ 

[primal shore]

Caro is a good opening at all ratings

[teal dragon]

Why did u abort

[keen parrot]

and thats how you defeat a doubter

[grim edge]

Bro you talk about 2000 im not even 1000

[drowsy crest]

ionno man I don't see anyone playing caro kann in higher rated matches

[primal shore]

I've beat an 1800 fide with caro

[drowsy crest]

still everyone knows caro

[rocky vale]

Great, but tbh 1800s are still pretty trash

[fallen garden]

i didnt my pc glitched

[supple imp]

I just beat a 1986 after being in a +3 positioning then throwing it into a -46 and then flagging him

[rocky vale]

Great job though

[supple imp]

2000s aren't great

[drowsy crest]

😭

[novel moat]

[keen parrot]

@grim edge beat him with the Krakow

[primal shore]

alireza plays caro

[teal dragon]

Oh rip wanna go again?

[grim edge]

Idk how many matches but i think 7 or more matches then im 1000

[primal shore]

Danya plays caro

[keen parrot]

17 moves of prep hehe

[jaunty kindle]

Its quite obvious that white cheated in that game. Its very suspecious

Just look the analysis

[keen parrot]

do you want me to show you the prep file on this line which i looked at today

[drowsy crest]

thats why he isnt hot

[fallen garden]

ight

[jaunty kindle]

I know you cheated

[primal shore]

He's a minor.

[keen parrot]

this is actually hilarious

[primal shore]

You really can't take being wrong can you

[supple imp]

I want to play more chess in the week days but I don't want to throw my grades out of the window

[primal shore]

This guy is such a joke

[frigid skiff]

Chat I think he’s trolling

[drowsy crest]

I AM a minor

[jaunty kindle]

You really cant play chess. Can you? Anyways Im going to go off the typical 400 elo chat. Cya later

[primal shore]

You lost to a what....2100?? You can't even talk

[keen parrot]

says the guy who lost and started accusing L

[grim edge]

dutch best opening

[primal shore]

Fr

[supple imp]

Bruv I beat you with h5 h6 as my first 2 moves ik you ain't talking

[primal shore]

Dutch gets the luky stamp of approval

[primal shore]

we've played games before

Damn

[supple imp]

2 or 3 I think

[primal shore]

What was this like 9 months ago?

When I was playing recreationally

[supple imp]

Idk it was before I took my break

[grim edge]

you played like a 1500, trash.

[primal shore]

such an achievement

[supple imp]

Or it was during my break

[gaunt terrace]

Whenever I enter a game my camera is on White's side. Does anyone know how to fix it?
This is pretty boring in the bullet

[supple imp]

Idk

[primal shore]

You beat like a 500 rated player omg

Anyway I gtg bai chat

[supple imp]

You were 1100 at the time

[keen parrot]

dude i crushed him so hard, he even went into the Bxc3 line which is awful for black

[rocky vale]

Bro IS the opening book

[grim edge]

I saw, its funny.

[supple imp]

But you're saying that he's bad for losing against a 2100 so idk why you're saying that

You lost against me which is objectively 10x worse

[keen parrot]

@jaunty kindle shush

[rocky vale]

(Americans would never play this)

[grim edge]

he fell into basic theory

[supple imp]

What's this?

Is this how you learn theory?

[keen parrot]

chessbase, he fell into my pet opening

[supple imp]

What's chessbase? Is it where you can learn theory?

[primal shore]

Im saying that to taunt him because he said it was offensive that I have autism in my bio and demanded i remove it, he's not even autistic btw

[keen parrot]

the position there i made the analysis on today, exact same as in my game with him

[rocky vale]

Tf is a tilted tuesday

[keen parrot]

oop spelling mistake

[keen parrot]

ty for pointing this out before i put it on chessable

[supple imp]

I can't see where he said that but that's probably cause I'm blind

[grim edge]

quick question are you all in legends club from chess.com

[keen parrot]

yeah but it means nothing

[rocky vale]

Oh that's yours, np

[keen parrot]

i just nolifed blitz for a week and got it

[supple imp]

Does that have something to do with the leagues?

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1165718349666336838/image0.gif?ex=6547ded0&is=653569d0&hm=e71c41c009c16fd857d8fffd39867f8b22ff7dff41cd845ef634f8769a98781a&

[rocky vale]

Bro is so good, he does his own chessable courses

[grim edge]

Where are the matches in that group

[primal shore]

That's because it was 5 months ago and in dms

[grim edge]

Yes

[keen parrot]

yep, planning to get it out by the end of this month if all bodes well

[rocky vale]

What opening is it about

[supple imp]

I'm in wet concrete league or something absurdly low like that

[keen parrot]

the opening i just played in this game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/93129137767

[primal shore]

@keen parrot he resigned in 22 moves

[worn ice]

tilt (2466) vs. Maxi4444 (2391)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nc3 Nxc3 10. bxc3 Bxc3 11. Qb3 Bxa1 12. Bxf7+ Kf8 13. Ba3+ Ne7 14. Ke2 Bxd4 15. Rd1 c5 16. Bxc5 Qc7 17. Rxd4 Bg4 18. Bd6 Bxf3+ 19. Qxf3 Qc2+ 20. Rd2 Qxd2+ 21. Kxd2 Rd8 22. Be6+ 

[keen parrot]

Kf1 Italian/Krakow Variation

[supple imp]

Oof

[primal shore]

The fact he has such a big ego for being high rated is funny with how bad he is

Anyway I do gtg now bai chat

[grim edge]

known surprise attack

[keen parrot]

Kf1 in the Italian

[supple imp]

Is this some sort of closed position?

[grim edge]

When do the londen players come so which elo. In my rating there is not much londen players

[keen parrot]

its surprisingly decent, im 1.5/3 with it OTB against 2k+, was winning at a point in all 3 games

[frigid skiff]

Chat rate my pieces and board

[rocky vale]

Did he play terribly or are you just too good

[grim edge]

wow

[keen parrot]

i played pretty much perfectly, he just didnt know his stuff and got smoked

[rocky vale]

It's about the skill not the board, but it's a beautiful board

[grim edge]

Its not
1 stable
2 something other then d5
3. Dutch

[supple imp]

7 or 8/10 looks clean

[rocky vale]

Isn't that the Italian game?

[frigid skiff]

If you rated my skill I would not pass💀

[keen parrot]

yep, its a rare sideline

[frigid skiff]

Higher than I expected fr

[rocky vale]

You're Karry bro

[supple imp]

Is it a closed position?

[keen parrot]

actually no, its very open and attacking

[grim edge]

its stable and its a fun opening

[rocky vale]

It's only unstable if your opponent plays like an engine

[frigid skiff]

I’m Garry’s failure of a long lost cousin 😔

[keen parrot]

keep a lookout for when the course drops in a month or so 👀

[grim edge]

So why not

[rocky vale]

You look very similar

[keen parrot]

gonna be like 5 bucks but a free sample included ofc

[supple imp]

Oh I think ic now so you want to rook behind the h pawn so you can attack but you want your kind to be safe right?

[rocky vale]

I ain't got no money

[teal dragon]

Sob

[frigid skiff]

Yes I was born black and white

[keen parrot]

dont think so

[gloomy carbon]

subway sandwich with extra cheese

[grim edge]

Still you can win with it

[keen parrot]

but its goated

[keen parrot]

yeah, in the mainlines white pushes h4 and goes for an attack

[rocky vale]

Can't you afford colors in Azerbaijan?

He's from there, right?

[keen parrot]

i played the dutch with minimal knowledge at my last OTB and drew a 2k but maybe im built diff

[frigid skiff]

I was born in North Korea where they didn’t even let us have color

[grim edge]

Getting horse to there then bishop then castle here you have save place for king so stable

[rocky vale]

Nah bro that's cruel

[keen parrot]

she*, also yeah i caught her off guard

[rocky vale]

The government has all the colors

[rocky vale]

Women play chess?

[keen parrot]

14 year old 2k, prodigy when it comes to female chess

[gloomy carbon]

yes

[rocky vale]

What's her @

[grim edge]

Im not so high so people do not play that

[gloomy carbon]

spoder

[keen parrot]

i played her irl, she probably isnt on discord you weirdo

[rocky vale]

No I mean what name

[keen parrot]

not going to leak someones name

[rocky vale]

Where she from?

[keen parrot]

not going to answer cause your ass is searching

[rocky vale]

You smart

[lucid sedge]

Does anyone know a good opening

[grim edge]

Dutch

[rocky vale]

I should have not done that

I should not have typed 14 year old girl on google

😭

[keen parrot]

hell nah

[grim edge]

Whut

[rocky vale]

Weird taken out of context

[lucid sedge]

Fail the triple N

[rocky vale]

Recommended search added 'feet'

[supple delta]

Most of em are good

[grim edge]

what the fxck did i walk into

[supple imp]

You're on the fbi watch list now just to be safe

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-turkey-america-turkish-flag-pool-gif-18043094

[rocky vale]

Wrong gif?

[keen parrot]

right gif

[supple imp]

What

[mystic stream]

🤨🤨

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sisyphus-slide-espresso-gif-16709923176714960132

[rocky vale]

Eyo bro wtf

[supple delta]

Guys anyone 2000+ here available for teaching me some chess ? 🥹🥹🥹

[rocky vale]

🤨

[rocky vale]

I am 1800(almost) but I'll do it for free

[grim edge]

Rent free too?

[rocky vale]

Yes, I will live in your head rent free

[supple delta]

Yeah love it

[rocky vale]

Hit me up 2pm tomorrow German time, is that fine?

[supple delta]

Yep thats perfectly fine

[rocky vale]

Excellent

[supple delta]

Soo you German huh ? Cool

[rocky vale]

Yes, what about you

[supple delta]

Le me add you real quick

[rocky vale]

You can give me your name, I'll add

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082316518810992700/1154488297863778374/AOdPWjBn.gif

[rocky vale]

This fr

[grim edge]

teen horse girl ovie where the horse dies an hour in and the second half is the girl learning occult science to reaniate it so she can win the big derby

[keen parrot]

then it just becomes teen girl movie and who would want to watch that

[grim edge]

Bro got whole wikipedia of bobby fisher

[supple delta]

I have 2 account my second chess.com account is "100TimeNoob" which is what I will be using for discord

[grim edge]

but it has dark magic

[rocky vale]

Perfect

@supple delta Where you from if ya don't mind

[supple delta]

Thankx man that's really generous

[supple delta]

I'm somewhere from Europe

[rocky vale]

Oui oui

[grim edge]

Nah you can go d4 is s tier go away now

[grim edge]

don't do my boi sodium like that

[supple delta]

Sou des orewa monkey D Luffy

[rocky vale]

Oi, no way

[supple delta]

Just kidding man

[supple delta]

I'm 21 how old are ya ?

[stable mirage]

ew d4

[keen parrot]

switch b3 with b4 and its accurate enough

[stable mirage]

I prefer b4

[rocky vale]

cough 15

[grim edge]

ur life is over

[rocky vale]

Bro's that old

[keen parrot]

boomer

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

i love inducing a young life crisis to as many people as i can

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1170446150290116628/bvqd33xv4zr61.png?ex=655911ec&is=65469cec&hm=41c5e2904ee4234a79ece0cb46f59e48e28cdee7397a5e4c4362a5d433e95dab&

[supple delta]

Ain't no way you guys even 26 is young

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/93129137767
losing like this?

[worn ice]

tilt (2466) vs. Maxi4444 (2391)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nc3 Nxc3 10. bxc3 Bxc3 11. Qb3 Bxa1 12. Bxf7+ Kf8 13. Ba3+ Ne7 14. Ke2 Bxd4 15. Rd1 c5 16. Bxc5 Qc7 17. Rxd4 Bg4 18. Bd6 Bxf3+ 19. Qxf3 Qc2+ 20. Rd2 Qxd2+ 21. Kxd2 Rd8 22. Be6+ 

[grim edge]

Thanks bro i was trying to find this

[rocky vale]

This so real

[drowsy crest]

XD

[spark apex]

https://www.chess.com/member/ruslanpx banned

[supple delta]

Smiles in Genz

[grim edge]

how do i save it

[supple delta]

Broo💀

[drowsy crest]

click on it and hit download

[keen parrot]

W, i absolutely crushed the typical 400 elo chat guy with the krakow just now

[grim edge]

ur on death's door, it's objective

[drowsy crest]

my dream of reaching 2000 elo seems more and more far away after seeing games like these

[rocky vale]

Screenshot it

[keen parrot]

if anything it shows that 2400s can be awful too

[supple delta]

Atleast my brain is fully developed 💀

[grim edge]

mine will never be 🗣️

[drowsy crest]

bro really said "look on the bright side "

[grim edge]

I dont know how to post it any way

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[drowsy crest]

jiji

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[topaz egret]

hi yall

[rocky vale]

2000 at the end of 2024 trust

[grim edge]

What elo?

[supple delta]

Helli

[raw kayak]

around 1400

[supple delta]

Hello

[raw kayak]

send a link if you want to play

[supple delta]

Yeah that's me

[grim edge]

My 900

[supple delta]

100TimeNoob is my chess.com I'd add me I'll be there

[grim edge]

:3

[raw kayak]

I sent you

[supple delta]

Good @rocky vale is gona teach me some chess tomorrow if you wana join I guess he will be happy too

[raw kayak]

You wanna play or not?

[rocky vale]

Thank God!

Bro needs thousands of games

[grim edge]

it was fun while it lasted

[rocky vale]

My overall winrate is over 70%

Yes

(I play the Bird)

[rocky vale]

THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEAT IT

[shell hill]

I never thought I gonna see that day

[rocky vale]

[normal hatch]

Seems about right for a scandi player

[rocky vale]

I always blunder these

Not specifically but always my queen gone

That's why I stopped playing it

[grim edge]

i always do that

OH WAIT ITS A PIN

[shell hill]

Yes

[grim edge]

you got lucky

[rocky vale]

It was Hikaru on the Botez Speedrun

RIP chat

Ain't no way

That's almost top 250 is it not

[shell hill]

He calls himself Bonglord - You always trust someone who names himself like this.

[rocky vale]

Hey, congrats

Very chess

Still good

[normal hatch]

Rather see chess than drake lyrics

[rocky vale]

You are a fricking menace

10+0?

[shell hill]

Got someone a tip for a noob like me how to learn chess openings? I kind of can remember them but I hardly see the reason behind certain moves.

[light cosmos]

Mind if we 1v1 (in chess)

[rocky vale]

Huh, why me

[light cosmos]

Idk 🤷‍♂️

[rocky vale]

We can play tomorrow

[shell hill]

Yea, but that's not the issue in memorizing them. The issue is kind of to understand why certain moves are played. I can play them like a robot once I saw a position but I don't know why I should play it.

[light cosmos]

Ngl caro kann and the scandivian are good for beginners i think

[drowsy crest]

fr?

[rocky vale]

1600 fide really trash though

[drowsy crest]

no way lmao

this means that the most chess players ik irl are under top 75k?

[rocky vale]

@grim edge What's your current rapid rating

Damn it

[grim edge]

i love bullying

[rocky vale]

Anybody near 1779?

So 1800 is 1400 fide?

[grim edge]

not lineal

[rocky vale]

Then I am atleast a 2000 cc

[grim edge]

it ain't lineal fam

[rocky vale]

Oke

[shell hill]

Yea... so I guess I'm left in the dark. All these chessable and chess.com courses and stuff I read doesn't really help at all either. Things are kind of just showing an opening with certain moves but nobody explains why you play them or the idea behind it. Or what your general plan is to execute after developing etc... Or what you even do against stuff your opponents do that doesn't follow any principles or whatsoever. At this point I'm crying in the inside because I can't simply comprehend xD

[rocky vale]

At a higher level it will?

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZDyf27V6u99YgChCffKSy?si=c4a5365c27da4da7

[rocky vale]

Idk man I'm not at a higher level

Yet

[grim edge]

chess music

[shell hill]

... Yea... That's exactly what I want but nobody explains them. That's what I complain about xD

[rocky vale]

What opening you need

[supple delta]

Daam I'm bad

@raw kayak you here ?

GG boi

[shell hill]

I'm so lost, did I misswording something? Let's try again D:
Got someone a tip or hint how to find out the ideas behind the different openings? Because no resource I found made a good job in explaining that to me.

[rocky vale]

You want to learn every opening or what

[shell hill]

FFS no - That's not the issue! AHH

[grim edge]

"gotta catch them all."

[rocky vale]

Where is that quote from

[grim edge]

pokemon....

[rocky vale]

Makes sense

YOU'RE 2500?

Bro I feel so bad

[grim edge]

shut up

[teal dragon]

Haha check it out guys i adopted a 140!!!! Impressive ikr

[rocky vale]

Why

[grim edge]

*gotta catch em all

[rocky vale]

Only 86.2?

Against a 141?

Smh

[teal dragon]

I was goofin

[grim edge]

he'll come back for revenge

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[keen parrot]

i almost adopted red_panda, got to like 7 or smth

100 game hyper match on lc, shit was legendary

i managed to win 60-40 or smth

[drowsy crest]

I almost adopted magnus carlsen

[teal dragon]

@fallen garden YOU SCAMMER

MY ELO

[fallen garden]

naaah

[keen parrot]

why did you give away all your pieces

[teal dragon]

I was told to give him a win

[fallen garden]

gun focre*

[teal dragon]

I didnt realise it was rated bc mobile

[little elm]

i adopted some 2700 bullet player in ultra

they adopted me in blitz though

[fallen garden]

force*

[little elm]

is there a term for that?

[fallen garden]

what

[teal dragon]

WHY

[little elm]

so many abuse closures

[primal fern]

yep. i helped catch a person in this server last week he had over 100 acocunts closed

[fallen garden]

both of you friend me

[little elm]

did they start banning multiaccounters?

[primal fern]

yes

[fallen garden]

alice and kay

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1610 (1616 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[fallen garden]

a lice more like a low- ELO

[teal dragon]

Why so much hate

[grim edge]

where did you get these stats

[grim edge]

since forever

[drowsy crest]

source : trust me bro

[primal fern]

cc posts them in their monthly update

[keen parrot]

https://www.twitch.tv/maskenissen
magnus live ⁉️

[little elm]

did he win the early tt?

[keen parrot]

idk, he is playing the late one now i think

[teal dragon]

Im devastated

[keen parrot]

devestated*

[teal dragon]

Keep yourself safe

[grim edge]

no shit

[primal fern]

bro ur 2500 elo after making your account on Nov. 4......

[grim edge]

chess speaks for itself

[teal dragon]

AMEN

[primal fern]

look up his account lol

[teal dragon]

Its that nut retention boost

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/member/muldenkipper123

[little elm]

why the profile background

painful to look at

[primal fern]

fr

[keen parrot]

what about mine :(

[teal dragon]

Loli

[grim edge]

it was something related to germany

[teal dragon]

Bro

That gif vile

[keen parrot]

it got that nuggy taste

[little elm]

yours not as bad

[keen parrot]

i had a real clean one earlier might switch back

[little elm]

my record against you in bullet makes it worse though

[teal dragon]

Pls delete

@keen parrot

[keen parrot]

no

[teal dragon]

FFS VIMUN

DELETE IT

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

[keen parrot]

[drowsy crest]

osu?

[stable mirage]

me

[keen parrot]

im watching magnus, got a new top play like 15 mins ago tho

[mystic stream]

Who tf

[teal dragon]

[drowsy crest]

[teal dragon]

Guys im baking check out this batter

[drowsy crest]

did he start playing I thought he was sucking something

[silk zephyr]

yo

[sharp ether]

[Event "DazaiJk123 vs CatnBreadYT"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-11-07"]
[White "DazaiJk123"]
[Black "CatnBreadYT"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "622"]
[BlackElo "690"]
[TimeControl "300"]
[Termination "CatnBreadYT won by checkmate"]

1. d4 d5 2. e3 e6 3. Bd3 c5 4. c3 c4 5. Bc2 Nd7 6. f4 g5 7. g3 gxf4 8. gxf4 Ndf6
2. Nf3 Be7 10. O-O Ne4 11. Kh1 Ngf6 12. Nbd2 Ng4 13. Nxe4 dxe4 14. Bxe4 f5 15.
   Bc2 b6 16. Ne5 Nxe5 17. fxe5 Bb7+ 18. e4 Bxe4+ 19. Bxe4 fxe4 20. Qh5+ Kd7 21.
   Bh6 Kc7 22. Qf7 Qd5 23. Bg7 Raf8 24. Bxf8 Rxf8 25. Qxe7+ Kc6 26. Rxf8 e3+ 27.
   Kg1 Qe4 28. Rc8+ Kb5 29. Qb4+ Ka6 30. Rb8 Qg4+ 31. Kf1 Qf3+ 32. Ke1 Qf2+ 33. Kd1
   Qd2# 0-1 guys just check it out XDDDD

i almost died

[grim edge]

[Termination "CatnBreadYT won by checkmate"]

[grim edge]

I'm an anime girl UwU ❤️

[fleet sigil]

is this another flagamura alt

[fiery beacon]

I’m now obsessed with this video

[keen parrot]

@junior sable

[fiery beacon]

I need context

[keen parrot]

he is still not locked out

[fleet sigil]

he's legit

[fiery beacon]

Least feminine 2000+ rated player

[keen parrot]

ye ik

[grim edge]

flagamura is pretty cool

how many people have 2600-2799 role

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gonna-pank-my-dad-gif-23986789

[grim edge]

relatable

[grim edge]

nice. dough

[keen parrot]

the one where i was too for a while

[drowsy crest]

bro failed november

[grim edge]

oh god.my eyes hurt rn

[fiery beacon]

Do you need me to poke them out for you

Sorry touching eyes creeps me out can’t do it

[teal dragon]

Thx 😇😇

[fiery beacon]

I don’t even like touching my own eyes

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[fallen valley]

I wouldn't suggest ever doing so

[fiery beacon]

Hi millimetreo

[fallen valley]

It's not pleasant

[cedar osprey]

[fiery beacon]

Why do you know this

[grim edge]

I'll farm ultra bullet for rating like him, im bored.

[glossy radish]

daily face reveal !!

[grim edge]

How do you know🤔

[cedar osprey]

[glossy radish]

hi whismy #1 fan

[fallen valley]

A man once said some vile things to a close friend of mine. The rest is history

I am 19

[fiery beacon]

Poor guy

[grim edge]

you know from experience?

[fallen valley]

Yes

[fiery beacon]

Admit it unity you love boys

So you admit to liking boys then

[fallen valley]

Testosterone I assume

[light cosmos]

Bro what’s going on

[fallen valley]

Longer vocal tract

[light cosmos]

💀

[fiery beacon]

Nerd

[stable mirage]

men and older men 🗿

[drowsy crest]

chai tea

[fiery beacon]

No you like boys

[fleet sigil]

As a friend

[fallen valley]

Isn't chai just a specific type of tea

[cedar osprey]

That's just the word for tea in Hindi

[fallen valley]

It literally means "tea", no?

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-gif-15066541285631110359

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[fallen valley]

The literal translation of "chai tea" is "tea tea"

[drowsy crest]

@graceful lintel

[grim edge]

im a catgirl uwu

[grim edge]

Do you still think d4 is f tier

[fiery beacon]

Stop lying to yourself

[light cosmos]

Stop saying chai tea your saying tea tea- Indian spider man

[stable mirage]

it is

[grim edge]

ough

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

that one

[fiery beacon]

Oug

[grim edge]

can someone give me some tips on a project

[drowsy crest]

ayo iq guy is here

[grim edge]

No it is not queens gambit is good

@grim edge ough

[fallen valley]

Why played the Delayed English when you can just play the English right away

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006982064458960916/1017564797434331156/image0-1.gif

[light cosmos]

That’s cool

The spider

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612696284695887872/755773072975462440/image0-8.gif

[cedar osprey]

Did you forget the warnings about constantly asking for help on school stuff?

[grim edge]

Bro what are you talking about

[fallen valley]

The Queen's Gambit is just the Delayed English

If you're going to play c4, just do it immediately

[keen parrot]

anyone else watching magnus

[drowsy crest]

make an iq test which gives everyone an iq score which is below average, then use racial slurs to make them realise how stupid they are

[grim edge]

oh yea sorry

[drowsy crest]

LET HIM COOK

[grim edge]

Bro there a diffrences queens gambit is a gambit english not

[grim edge]

i deleted it

[fallen valley]

That sentence is incomprehensible

[fiery beacon]

Let him cook crack

[grim edge]

Maybe

[drowsy crest]

fr

[drowsy crest]

I can help with the racial slur part

[grim edge]

😬

[drowsy crest]

before mods ban me I am a black asian

[fallen valley]

Also, it is well known that the Queen's Gambit is not a real gambit

[drowsy crest]

also I am gay

[cedar osprey]

There are Discord servers that specifically exist for help with a variety of subjects. Try to find those to ask instead

[drowsy crest]

dont even think about banning me

[grim edge]

I hate you now

[fiery beacon]

Does that mean you’ll go out with me 👉 🥺 👈

[drowsy crest]

whats your iq bruv

[drowsy crest]

ofc

[grim edge]

109

[drowsy crest]

you are the only one i love

[fiery beacon]

Yayyyy

[drowsy crest]

why is it so small

[grim edge]

ough

[drowsy crest]

ily

how is life btw

[fiery beacon]

Ilyt ❤️

[fallen valley]

And other things I hear all the time

[grim edge]

it was 6 hours and i had gotten 0 sleep and had no caffeine

That is my excuse

[drowsy crest]

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

Bro these people

[drowsy crest]

just accept it 😔

unity if I get TOed for this I will leave the server istg

[grim edge]

ough

that's what h-

[drowsy crest]

that'd be wonderful

[keen parrot]

gyze magnito is live

[grim edge]

No because im going to be retaking it anyways

[keen parrot]

and he fixed his mic ‼️

[drowsy crest]

what if its even lower

[teal dragon]

ok. keep bullying me. im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude reslly

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974329247382507541/990937110569701426/unknown-2.gif

[drowsy crest]

how bro felt 🐺

[grim edge]

idk but they messed up the testing

[drowsy crest]

fosho

[grim edge]

Im not gonna read this give a summary

[drowsy crest]

would it matter if it was like crazy high or super low

[glossy radish]

thought you were 20+

[grim edge]

Probably

[fallen valley]

I am most definitely 19

[teal dragon]

🐺

[fallen valley]

My birthday isn't for another 6 months

[fiery beacon]

If you get toed I’ll come with you bb

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

Thanks

[keen parrot]

is it just a random online test?

[glossy radish]

hi vimun

[keen parrot]

hi v

[grim edge]

send test

[glossy radish]

yes to both questions

[drowsy crest]

shit wrong line

[fiery beacon]

Omg me too

[drowsy crest]

unity silence

[fiery beacon]

My hair isn’t long enough to pull back

[drowsy crest]

how about I take YOU to dm's

[keen parrot]

mine is

[fiery beacon]

E boy*

[drowsy crest]

none of us is a girl

[fiery beacon]

Stop bragging

[drowsy crest]

silence unity

[teal dragon]

Ur one to speak😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

all the girls either are taken or mine

[drowsy crest]

man, I hate when pretty girls are with a guy that isn't me fr

[keen parrot]

dont know the feeling

[grim edge]

chat is 2" good

[drowsy crest]

you will find out soon enough

[glossy radish]

2”?

[keen parrot]

i love to be the guy who is with the girl you think is pretty

[teal dragon]

Almost too big

[grim edge]

I'm 1'5

ur lying

2" is average

[teal dragon]

Um whG

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

What are you guys talking about

[keen parrot]

dont me

[drowsy crest]

honestly so far I havent thought of any girl as "pretty" so this implies that your gf is imaginary

[glossy radish]

[teal dragon]

Gay??

[grim edge]

I'd kiss my homies on the mouth (goodnight)

[keen parrot]

if you guys gon call my gf ugly to coerce me into sending her face to you then yall wildin

[grim edge]

yes

[drowsy crest]

HOLY MOLY, there is a guy that I think looks good but there isnt any girl which I think is good

[teal dragon]

IN🤤🤤🤤

[drowsy crest]

@stable mirage

[grim edge]

:o

[keen parrot]

if it wasnt obvious already

[drowsy crest]

no

[grim edge]

Then no

[drowsy crest]

💀

[grim edge]

I walked up to a girl and said "my lil spice pumpkin" becaus I was tryna steal her candy while she was in shock

[grim edge]

im acoustic ok

[drowsy crest]

who wouldnt be

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

That's kinda low....

that's what i-

[teal dragon]

I thought u just ment french kiss

[grim edge]

Ok i gonna go

[grim edge]

I failed to steal the candy

[stable mirage]

I didn’t need to read that thanks

[grim edge]

sure why not

I think humanity is actively devolving and this is proof of it

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

alice dms

[teal dragon]

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

the anime pfp alt being the beacon of sanity in the chess.com server

[grim edge]

i think humanity is actively devolving because im a cat girl uwu

[keen parrot]

you are a guy

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rule-catboy-catboys-rule9-gif-22267687

[grim edge]

Did that once for halloween

[teal dragon]

Thats so hot

[stable mirage]

show us

[teal dragon]

YES

[stable mirage]

or fake

[teal dragon]

Proof or fake 🗣️🔥🔥

[grim edge]

Nah I'm good I would rather be called fake than show u guys

[teal dragon]

SHOW ME 😡

[keen parrot]

very wise

[stable mirage]

L

[keen parrot]

since you are probably a minor

[teal dragon]

Rule 9

[grim edge]

That is true

[keen parrot]

how old are ya

[teal dragon]

😃🔫

[grim edge]

15

[keen parrot]

yeah dont show anything lmao

alice, stop asking minors for that kind of shit

[grim edge]

I know lol

[teal dragon]

BRUH

Ion want it now

[grim edge]

-w-"

[grim edge]

I avoid girls constantly, I think they are very unpredictable

[teal dragon]

Altho how is it that bad, just catboy cosplay at the end of the day

[keen parrot]

dont try to normalize your fetish

[teal dragon]

Its not a fetish

Its DRESS UP

[normal hatch]

[latent pebble]

polerio is bad

[normal hatch]

Good one

[latent pebble]

They’re both bad

Bc5 is the only option

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

-w-"

[normal hatch]

🤮

[teal dragon]

Moving on

[latent pebble]

I haven’t played actual chess in a minute

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Minute aint even long 💀

[normal hatch]

Ive been getting back into it lately

managed to beat a CM

[green cradle]

Wassup

[normal hatch]

Can now die in peace

[stable mirage]

kid named minute

[grim edge]

💀

[stable mirage]

being a cm >> beating a cm

[normal hatch]

Ig

[stable mirage]

beating wgm is my fav tho

[grim edge]

beating women

[normal hatch]

Seems unrealistic for me

[stable mirage]

in chess

[grim edge]

"I beat kids"

[green cradle]

Beating GM my favorite

[stable mirage]

wgm are easier to beat than im

[grim edge]

beating martin

[green cradle]

I have a winning record vs wgm

[grim edge]

must be a washed wgm

i am 2-0 against this im in bullet

Hi

[stable mirage]

same

[dense wing]

Some people are chess grandmasters. I am a yap grandmaster

[stable mirage]

and I’m dead negative against IM

[grim edge]

vrrroooommm

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

who copied it

ok kai cenat

[normal hatch]

Mf is not a car

[green cradle]

I’m +1

[grim edge]

Lmao

[stable mirage]

nice

[tulip dragon]

Bishop or Knight, what do you guys prefer?

[grim edge]

bishop

[stable mirage]

rook

[teal dragon]

Stfu please

[tulip dragon]

I choose pawn

[shell hill]

Are there opening databases generated by AI games?

[grim edge]

bishops are objectively better

therefore I prefer them

[normal hatch]

Bishop normally. If its a shorter tc then N

[grim edge]

I like the juicer that forks pieces

[teal dragon]

[stable mirage]

???

[shell hill]

Well, you know - Kind of like the opening database on chess.com from master games, just from pure engine games instead.

[teal dragon]

It would be only berlins

[stable mirage]

I mean probably but idk where you would find it

[tulip dragon]

Are the only pieces that can attack queens without being attacked by her themselfs, ya sure? Also its so satisfying to fork, but i can understand the counterargument

[grim edge]

vroom vroom vroommmmm

I love sucking spooky chijar

[tulip dragon]

what

[teal dragon]

Me when a family of 5 is crossing the road 😍

[tulip dragon]

tf

[grim edge]

OSAMA BID LADEN WAS RIGHT

[grim edge]

the long range of a bishop demonstrates its superority

I love under the sea

[keen parrot]

spoken like a true 2500

[grim edge]

bishops can snipe pieces

[normal hatch]

Horse

[grim edge]

Little men

[teal dragon]

Team whorse

[tulip dragon]

Mmh why did my opponent sac the queen? My king can just tak-
the bishop from 4 billion lightyears away:

[teal dragon]

Thats pretty far

[normal hatch]

Just a bit

[flat kraken]

That’s like one tenth of the entire observable universe 💀

[tulip dragon]

bet magnus wouldve seen that mate

[hybrid swallow]

ayyy
I had patience to calculate for once

https://tenor.com/view/fox-dance-fox-happy-gif-25202825

[grim edge]

hi chat

[keen parrot]

hi whismy

[stable mirage]

nice just a few more and you tie my score

[keen parrot]

magnus playing dogwater and still crushing everyone

[grim edge]

my eyesg hurt @keen parrot

[hybrid swallow]

yeeee

[keen parrot]

:<

[teal dragon]

@flat kraken

[teal dragon]

@flat kraken

[keen parrot]

only thing missing is putting the book in fiction or comedy

[grim edge]

BRILLIANT

[keen parrot]

nice move man

[stable mirage]

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[grim edge]

I made an edit for the meme channel by sacrificing my time, I would be happy if you watch it. #😆〡chess-memes

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[grim edge]

hi

[keen parrot]

hi

[nova verge]

Hey how r u today?

[keen parrot]

pretty good wbu

[nova verge]

Hey! Hru?

[grim edge]

good bro, you?

[nova verge]

Ehhhh I’m okay my back is hurting today so I couldn’t workout

[keen parrot]

rip

[nova verge]

Just okay I didn’t do my 30 minute workout so I’m disappointed

[grim edge]

Body or homework 😄

[maiden helm]

sup nerds

[keen parrot]

whats tording

[grim edge]

good

[nova verge]

Body I’m done with school

[grim edge]

Nice

[nova verge]

Thanks

[grim edge]

I used to do fitness but I dont now

[cedar osprey]

Are you an alt?

[nova verge]

Yeah I have to drop some weight I put on

[teal dragon]

Rip #hood-irony-larping

[keen parrot]

magnus streams are a godsent

[keen parrot]

keep up the grind 💪

[keen parrot]

idk tbh, i have just been rolling with it lmao

[nova verge]

Thanks I’m working my best but some days with my back I can’t

[keen parrot]

plenty of new people join here every day though

[grim edge]

:3

[lime lava]

[winter helm]

hello

[lime lava]

uwu

[winter helm]

uwu

[lime lava]

:3

[glossy radish]

[winter helm]

what a cutie patootie

[lime lava]

not the role overlord

[glossy radish]

what

[lime lava]

oh no

[glossy radish]

what’d i do wrong

[keen parrot]

everything

[lime lava]

your amount of roles scares me

[glossy radish]

but what specifically

[glossy radish]

it’s only 40 chill

[keen parrot]

be american

[glossy radish]

i’m asian

[keen parrot]

girl counted them 😭

[glossy radish]

no it was a guess

[winter helm]

anyone want to play a game of chess? unrated

[glossy radish]

no ew chess player

[lime lava]

41 cant count

[winter helm]

:(

[glossy radish]

wait what

[keen parrot]

asian american

[maiden helm]

USA USA USA 🇺🇸

[glossy radish]

it’s forty

[winter helm]

murica

[glossy radish]

MY PROBOUNS ARE U/S/A

[maiden helm]

I BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE

[lime lava]

I was testing you , you counted them

[glossy radish]

yeah, i recounted because of that

[keen parrot]

anyways chat im probably heading off for tonight

gn

[glossy radish]

bye swedish bitch be safe

[lime lava]

oh no chess player gonna leave

[glossy radish]

checkers players unite

[winter helm]

so nobody wants to play? :(

[glossy radish]

no

[lime lava]

I can play you

[winter helm]

im looking for strong player

no thank you

[lime lava]

nvm not meant for me

[glossy radish]

ur too weak smh my head

[winter helm]

2200 is strong

[glossy radish]

ur not even connected

[winter helm]

how do u connect

[worn ice]

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[glossy radish]

here

[maiden helm]

i had a weird ass dream last night

[winter helm]

i did connect

[glossy radish]

noice

[winter helm]

aw i liked pink more :(

[glossy radish]

i have them every day 🤷‍♀️

[winter helm]

cutie

[glossy radish]

tom and jerry the best ngl

[winter helm]

yes fr

[maiden helm]

nah but like at the end of the dream i was suddenly in minecraft flying around on a elytra then it went back to normal and i moved house to start a wolf farm

[grim edge]

What? U mad bro? U sad bro? Yeah, you're only playing blitz cause you can't play classical?

[last verge]

tomming jerry

[maiden helm]

and that excludes all the other weird shit

[grim edge]

hi chat

[glossy radish]

wtf 💀

[winter helm]

do you want to play?

[grim edge]

im not a good player

[grim edge]

heating macking cheese in the michael wave