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seems to cheat if i play any opening with the same name as a language
plays badly otherwise
GUYS OPINIONS ON IMMORTALITY
MIAUUU
overrated
What did you play against this?
Kh8
If it's for free well I guess I will take it
sexy or not?
Nah
Decent
guy forced repetition in m6
Add hills on the sides and maybe some streetlights
And moon on the center
Faded moon tho
Hills having some ping issues? Y they not generating 
exactly why your wrong
i havent tried yet, This was just V2
But the car with fire exhaust look cool... boosted
I see my b
man this is actually good
cheers
The nitro boost looks good innit
Anyone wanna play classical time format for practice? 90+30 preferred. But 30+20 works as well
Good old days of asphalt retro ngl
AI struggles with the light on the ground
Remove the light then
see, just because your immortal doesnt mean everyone else is so youll watch the people you love die but you'll still be alive. youll watch the universe die, and you'll almost be the last entity to roam the ruins of what was once the universe, second only to God. You'll live the rest of your life in memory, remembering every moment of vibrance to wipe out the scattered greys, grays, blacks and whites that you're forced to endure. Eventually, you'll go insane, and your immortality is wasted away as you live the last moments of your consciousness regretting your choice, before living the rest of your life helplessly.
woah
yeah being imortal would suck
ain’t reading allat
you would actually get adicted to everything possible, living only for that spark of the first hit
yea
thats the fun part
guys i did it
imagine being immortal with your family tho
you get to see them for all eternity
YOOOOOOOO
still would suck. No time for friends

So an interesting question would be...Would you rather die now or be immortal
what if they were immortal too
then it would basically be heaven
girls would become transactional and you would have no one to love
@little elm @rapid ibex It is a bug and staff is already working on it. Thanks!
yea but living with only your family would still suck. You can only smile so many times seeing the same faces
yo @cedar osprey am I able to dm an image that I’m not sure is allowed for clarification?
sure, but that wasnt the question
great stuff
tylerrr
o i c
Noice

but you stop showing value to them since theirs no danger or need for you to savour your moments with them
i'd die nwo
If it breaks server rules it's not allowed... I'd rather not look at some
image
Yeah same ✌️
dm me ill check for u
ur a real one
6 more rounds gonna smash the competition fr
Chat stop spam 
For what tournament?
for any cc tournament
i see number and i dont understand number
wtf is this a 619
@uncut fable is going to post a realistic image in chat now
It's quite complicated:
https://support.chess.com/article/314-how-do-ties-in-tournaments-work
The method of dealing with ties depends on the kind of tournament. Swiss Tournaments For Swiss tournaments, Chess.com uses eight tie breaking methods to ensure
smurf probably
https://chess.com/game/computer/96329565 guys is it normal that these bot resign?
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 a6 5. e5 d6 6. exd6 Bxd6 7. Be2 Nf6 8. O-O e5 9. Nf3 O-O 10. Bg5 h6 11. Bxf6 Qxf6 12. c3 Bf5 13. Re1 Rd8 14. Bd3 Bc7 15. Qe2 Bxd3 16. Qe3 e4 17. Nfd2 Bb6 18. Qg3 Bxb1 19. Raxb1 Rxd2 20. Rf1 Nc6 21. Rbd1
review? anyone?https://www.chess.com/game/live/93114150921
































































1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Nc6 3. Nf3 Qe7 4. Bf4 Qb4+ 5. Bd2 Qxb2 6. Bc3 Qb5 7. e3 d6 8. Bxb5 Bd7 9. exd6 cxd6 10. Bxc6 Bxc6 11. Qxd6 Bxd6 12. Nbd2 Nf6 13. O-O O-O 14. Bxf6 gxf6 15. Nc4 Rfd8 16. Rfd1 Bxf3 17. gxf3 Rac8 18. Rxd6 Rxd6 19. Nxd6 Rd8 20. Rd1 a5 21. a4 b5 22. axb5 a4 23. b6 a3 24. Kf1 a2 25. Ke2 Rxd6 26. Ra1 Rxb6 27. Rxa2 Kg7 28. c4 Rc6 29. Ra4 Kg6 30. Kd3 f5 31. Kd4 h5 32. Kd5 Rc8 33. c5 Kg5 34. c6 h4 35. Kd6 f4 36. exf4+ Kf5 37. Kd7 Rh8 38. c7 f6 39. c8=Q Rxc8 40. Kxc8 Kg6 41. Ra5 f5 42. Kd7 Kf6 43. Ra6+ Kg7 44. Ke7 Kh8 45. Rf6 Kg7 46. Rxf5 Kg6 47. Ra5
its a 2020 account
my alt btw
am i doing wrong sth.?
done
anyone wanna hop on
im down
damn, your elo is 1800?
This is the Chess.com profile of qwerty_qazmlp. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 374
1800 border hopping simulator elo
i got rolled by a 600
real
average utt
?
ong tuesday
Kirby focus on school
nah
Fine play chess with me
no
wanna play?
I am telling your teacher
ok you do that
how are u lower than milena
Hey so uh im new to chess and im trying to find a good player to vc with to teach me the methods to look for oppritunites and etc
is this the place to ask that?
no idea who that is and i lost to a 600
hello gays, gals and otherwise
i blundered a queen
las tilt?
have you considered sleeping perhaps
i have to complete untitled tuesday
Has anyone had a seizure and then suddenly starting playing worse chess? The days after
what
oh
my seizure stopped when i was like 3 so no
have you had a seizure?
yes two days ago
you should rest instead of playing chess
u could watch a show
@grim edge hey duck
ough
any recs
do you have any streaming services?
Netflix
But I can pirate just about anything besides newly released films
yeah fair, tell me 2/3 shows you like
breaking bad, queens gambit
in terms of anime i liked the first two seasons of attack on titan
i don't watch anime so I can't recommend any
ok that's fien
you can watch better call saul if you haven't
uwu
Queens gambit 🥶
this server has no booster perks bruh
Boosters have perks
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Booster can send voice messages
will keep you entertained a while
I think
can non booster not?
also boosters dont have to connect
how to disconnect
...
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
ight
go to connect discord page and hit disconnect
well i got a pretty ok untitled tuesday run
dc'ed
blundered a queen on move 14 but pretty ok
but yeah, boosters can send images even if they disconnected
and acess connected channels
bascilly server boosted is trusted role perks without having to be trusted
yeah I can
i need to go out soon
also you use /disconnect after you disconenct on the settings
but im lazy
already did
but i want booze
bully kids on roblox
do it like 3 times it took me a while to disconnect the first time
someone help me out should i call up a few friends to go out with tomorrow although im lazy asf
i don't play roblox
Done 3 times
no
@peak plank do u ever play in untitled tuesday
do it 81 times
ok
Dropped 100 elo in half an hour damn
.
Harosh
what is bros pfp 😭
im bad
💀
he drew a 2100, you should have beaten him smh
Welcome
welcome
Bf4?
:3
i wanna talk about smth controversial but whatever
spill the beans sir
bro wants beef for no fxcking reason
Dms or i die
hope you do

I am hindu tho
funny
Lmao that emoji depicts the thing
lol
its a public acc at schools smart board btw im obv not 1150 in lichess lol
HMM
Noone is "good" at chess
send the game @digital phoenix
stockfish:
that stockfish guy is quite good
bruh duck said it before me
Can you survive a fall from 2 stories up while rolling midair to negate fall damage?
🐢
😦
2k rated GM rip
pixel ily
no.
you can survive a fall from 2 stories anyway
fr i was suprised when i saw
you might break your legs but you will survive
did he leave to go get food or smth
Barely getting hurt at all
Hmmm
Btw as i told im not 1100 actually lol
i feel like you are disappointed
1900 bullet is 1100 rapid
:3
idrc bullet aint chess

Bullet is for guns
ok and hes a GM
Ok
or anything that uses projectiles to shoot
Rolling helps you use momentum to secure your fall not save yourself when you are falling straight down
though maybe he got the title from winning a low level tourney
Actually you're not allowed to share accounts on lichess🤓
Ok deletes
neither am I but at the same itme I actually am
This is the Chess.com profile of pixelatedwins. Take a look!
Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)
so do you
You have a 2000-2199 role.in your profile
ok ima head out
My bad I didn't know
Hmmmm
👀
its ok nobody looks at the rating roles
@peak plank you are hroibvkle
Average Lichess game
LMAO
no
what is that
@tired mason I sacked my queen for a few pieces,it was a mistake,then he sacked his queen thinking that my bishop cannot take backwards lmfao
Average 1800 elo lichess game
who are you
IgorLion

misinfomration
Infomration

real
I'm him
you both make the under 1600 Elo mfs look bad
Lichess masters
Bro your not him somebody who's 900 Elo could possibly beat you😭😭😭
This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1042 (1064 peak)
Blitz: 815 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)
if you are him then where is her
He can't pull any

Your dad should've pulled out it seems
Toxic ahh keyboard warrior
nuh uh
Your ass does not know what toxic means🗣️🗣️😤😤
ough
Your mom was toxic to your dad so he disappeared it seems
Bro thought he could do some to me
you still don't know what toxic means
??? Why would I go serious on some kid who barely goes outside
I forgot what I was gonna say
@grim edge i hate you with all my heart and soul go crawl back into the pits of hell you've came from <3
Blud is in early stages of dementia
Good day original gangster
Pretty good,yours?
ladies? 
I almost shat my pants in the bus today
Forgot I had milk intolerance
I'm on some shit or somthimg
Nah nah now you know and it shouldn't happen again right
I would've said something but mods would've muted me kek
Iykyk
burn in hell mallard
Alr yeah no you suck RUN MY 1S
read my texts
Chat I'm onsomrthimg I swear to god
@tired mason
Welp it is a long to give effects intolerance
lucky
Like after I drink milk 20-30m go by then the problem comes
What is blud saying
Bro shut up I'm saying run my 1s as in "run 1v1s
Right now on lichess no balls
Isn't there a certain limit that you can drink
Welp 3%+ fat milk is the biggest problem
Nope just drink as many as you want
Are u lack toes in toddle rant too?
Whut
Lactose intolerant
Oh I got a variation
No way 
you lack such braincells to think for an actual joke to make somebody laugh that you have to use images to feel funny or something
They released variants?? 
WHAT
Man I hate databases
@grim edge run 1v1s rn bro stop dodging
@tired mason bro just calm down you started attacking me for no reason tf
But at least I can modify my grades from school now whenever I want
Wait you can modify your grades? Just switch them to the best ones
Ermmm actually I was just telling you to get better but then you started fighting back or some shit👍👍👍🤓🤓🤓🤓
I already got bst grades even without changing em
wat kind is it
ormy ily
I think it's a type of database that stores data's bro idk man
U know lookerstudio ?
no, sounds stupid
It uses spreadsheets to inserts data for the teacher
Sir I legit couldn't care less
It made by google
and that makes it not stupid?
Stormlight are you trans?
U got a point it is pretty stupid
im a transformer 🚗 💪
former
Man muscle sourness is bad ;-;
Then why the FUCCING DAMN ARE YOU STARTING A MINOR ARGUMENT WITH ME THEN CUH
I meant transgender
balls soreness is worse
It affected my back chest arms bicep and core
Anyone wanna play that'll talk while we play?
If you don't give a shi then you don't give a shi just ignore it 🧐🧐🤓🤓
Bro said cuh
Youre southern american aren't you?
I need a rest day fr xD
Bro said Blud Are you British?
Also fobby will you marry me?
elif the whole thing
Maybe maybe not
Why brother xD ?
man stop dodging and 1v1 in lichess rn
@severe oxide @primal shore @keen parrot @grim edge remember that old gc we used to have
Anyone wanna play?
I think I'm on drugs chat this can't be real
Python ?
I am gonna dodge
share
I do bro trust
Yo @grim edge im back
Ok your a dumbo head then
skull
MY GUY

Dude fobby
Bro said dumbo head
Chat is this guy real
🙏🙏unbasted
I asked a important question
I AM NOT REAL🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I am in your walls
Ayo
yes
Will you marry me?
hm
I am already married fym
...
🛢️
To who?
my wife
PLEASE NEVER WRITE CODE EVER AGAIN IF THAT IS YOURS
dude i left it for a reason
those days are joever
we should do that again
not with me
it was fun
uhhhhhhh
i didn't sign anything
m
apologies
so can u b mine 
@keen parrot @miciela @ivy remember that old gc we used to have 
I made a bait stockfish cheat
who is miciela
You get the extension, and instead of letting you cheat it starts games, says "I AM A STOCK FISH CHEATER. REPORT ME" then resigns
and does that over and over
oh yea also it changes the username to STCKFISHCHEAT(lowest number available)
Why is stockfish named stockfish
and makes the bio "IM A STOCKFISH CHEATER REPORT ME"
Does stockfish stocks fishes?
rate the system 1 to 10
Shut up
Whyd you do that though
trolling would be stockfish cheaters
except no one will use the extension
||sad but true||
🗿
one of my friends was asking me for a stockfish cheat
and the opponent resigned
your friend is dumb for not being able to find a pre-existing one then
Opponent pro
no he just asked for a cheat
Random 1300 elo guy
he didn't know what to look for
stormlight you wanna build a tiling WM in rust 👀
I remember i was so trash when i were 1200-1300
indeed
Wait
1600 not far off 
Hutao pfp
NO
no
for him i did IDWNLOADEDFAKESTCKFISH
I am not interested in genshin impact, only hu tao
Ew wtf
this is my friend who asked for the cheat now
https://www.chess.com/member/idwnloadedfakestckfish
do you know about penrose?
Simp
nop
google about it, its a rust library for building WM's it'll be fun trust
Wdym
To play genshin you shouldnt have a life
nonononono

And play genshin with chess... How can you even do that lol
😭🙏me fr
bruh ok
Ye i had a 56 AR acc before then i quitted
Fine
Ex nolifer
is that a yes
but im not good so ill prob fail
miciela quit dc idk about ivy
Reformed shower taker
it'll be fun atleast plus I have an idea
oki
you know about git obsidian?
bro she was never a degen 😭 i got lucky fr
Yea then i bought a life instead buyinh C6 hu tao with R5 staff of homa
I was talking about the exgenshiner in chat 
oh okay
HUH
Thats like 700 dollars wtf
Worst nightmares lol
Was kidding
Crow is my favourite genshin character
🙏 same
Hopefully me gets 300 dollars from OTB
Literally same
i do that manually (git)
Get chessis, underrated asf and probably one of the most useful mobile chess tools out there
fine, the idea is, to make a WM which makes the file structure manually like nodes kinda like this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046157016957210654/1126904397784424498/image.png
So imagine one node named "folder" and others which are connected to it are like files inside the folder
Top 5 genshin impact character
5 Goku 😎
4 Elsa 🥶🥶🥶
3 Ben 10 😰😰😰
2 Ronaldo 🤩🤩🤩
1 Iron Man 😎😏😏
0 Crow
🔥
what u talking abt
yapping
aight
wanna yap with me
sure
clutch
Now we can react with infinite super reactions apparently.
yap yap yap yap 
sap
:3
now i want nitro :l
Wait why cant I super react
I hate that so much, it's such a common pattern in low elo. You have a winning position and then your opponent just runs out the clock...
What the hell is wrong with these people?
blud is 500 💀
I am against a 1600 wish me luck
Doesn't matter - It's still unfair to waste my time like this.
ough
Hmm
ough
ough ough
ough :3
Consider yourself lucky
FM Senthil Maran K once had to wait an hour and a half on an otb game because his GM opponent ragequit and left
and how did u make progress im stuck at ~1350
i was also stuck at 1300 for a long time
Validest
what
and now wha

Get used to it lil bro
I said I found
What is that way?
I just need to stop mis clicking :)
Think with the 3 more braincells that you werent using before
1505
smh
and howd u make progress
sometimes i just lose like 10 games and then suddenly on one day i win like almost every game
like today in school i kinda was in a good mood and i played like every second game like 2000 what chess.com said
true, personally it depends on the sleep i got last night 💀
yeah if you are tired you shouldnt play
sup
but it also just depends what mood you have
I say that to myself all the time but I tilt back to high 1800s all the time
yeah i know this feeling you are tired but still want to play
how to un"""" back after lifting weights ?
"""""""
cuz back muscle hurtin rlly bad
What's """"
f-word
maybe do some stretching
could work
i squated a lil too much yesterday and worked back rlly hard 2 days ago
when i tried to do some pushups today back failed
Witty alien
Bro literally got me to 1600 level
How everyone day :)?
good played 3 hours chess in school and won like 10 games and got to 1500
Hi
Does anyone wanna play against me in a serious game, preferably somebody who plays into the Rauzer as White? I wanted some training games in that line, but was not able to find anyone around 2000 rating to play against.
your rating is 1400?
Yeah, the link above is my USCF
get your rating up to 2200 and you can find people who are 2k i guess
THE ROOK
why ping
Meow
sorry
mam jednu aplikaci na free vydělávání v-bucks jde to jen pro omezený počet lidí
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frequently asked questions
english server dude
Trade?
!eng
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:(
nuh uh
why do u need a 2k if u are 1500
Rd1
he said he is 1850 uscf
man
tommorow i have a chess tournament
i had the same question indeed 😄
u suggest any openings
i told to get 2200 cc and then he can find 😄
otherwise #1040028251965358121 message
play e4 and see what happens
copy the guy
bruh
Nah
where can I see rapid 10min live games??..... whenever I open the game, it shows GMs playing only 3min blitz
for how long?
no gms play 10 min rapid
Yeah
12 more elo for 1400 chat
ik that, I'm saying I wanna see some serious 10min rapid matches
u cannot

Go ahead
yessir
Torch can't miss
like, 3min live games it's hard to see and think at my level that fast
how is this not a brilliant
Because it doesn't sacrifice anything, it just utilizes a pin
Exactly he can play rd1
You're too high rated
just reached 821 elo in rapid
Didn't know 1100 was high rates
ohh nice
Guess I'm high rated too then
Too high rated for the move to be awarded a brilliant
wanna start blitz
GUYS I NEED A WHITE OPENING BADLY
me attack queen, what after Qb3?
Qxd1 bro i end up[ plus 5
something solid and not complicated
:3
nuh uh
if I tell you a opening you will know the first 3 moves only
hehe
nxe5 if pawn takes?
ah yeah
haii
I take queen
idk.... play randomly, have played so many games but there a still many openings to discover
italian 
and a response for e5?
I use knights
e6
Ruy lopez
a3
wait
Easy theory and teaches you a lot about the game
i should play the
King's Indian Defense: Fianchetto, Debrecen, Classical Main Line, 8.e4 a6.
yeah u are right
Maj
That’s risky for beginners
or the bongcloud
not all, but most of my games.... I use ponziani, seems pretty simple
You give your opponent a big center. You have to know exactly what to do.
Cringe brilliant reacting your own message
D4, E4, or C6 are best for beginners
I feel like there are better lines if you want to play vs a KID
fried liver still isnt a trap ._.
MY GRAMMAR
whats ur rating
yall gotta stop acting like it is
I wanna know what is irritating about the rook's pawn opening.... saw so many memes on that one
Fried liver stops working after 700
It's not called the fried liver it's called the knight attack
i am higher rated than stockfish
go for scholars mate at this moment
thats against d4, and if you do it you will lose all your games against d4 
didn't understood
I got it many times at 1200 quiet
What’s irritating is that it directly says f one of the most important rule of chess which is center control
also you can play the knight attack from all elo
Knight attack isn't even bad
Yeah if you play it quietly and at the right time I could see it
Mine was too aggressive ppl caught on
exactly
what tf are you saying
"too agressive"???
Too obvious
too obvious that what?
trompowsky?
that you would like a dynamic polerio defense?
for black
whereas you keep a pawn and black gets counterplay?
ohh, cuz literally used that move ones to see how the opponent reacts.... and the guy literally resigned
Like when you see me move my knight it’s pretty clear im going for fried liver lol
@restive storm my knight attack fun yes very
I remember you play that Nh3 thing
Why are you so hellbent of fried liver
no.
Im not I stopped after 700 because I never played it quietly
fried liver aint even bad
what in the world do you mean by "playing it quietly"
what is the worst thing in this server?
@peak plank My favorite pixel
:3
This
who knows
im telling you to be quiet
Im not 1200 yet but still
@grim edge My favorite duck!
theres no quiet varation
🔽 🔽 get's muted for 1 hour🔽 🔽
nah
yas
Ok but if i try it and it doesnt work im blaming you 💀
blame urslef
I play the knight attack up till 2100
and still do
I got banned from an among us server for a racist joke
😂😂idk what to tell you about that
Maybe i just play the wrong move order who knows
Its bad 
i got banned for saying uh oh
Used to play Fritz
its fun for me because its bad
@latent pebble L
i found my 5 yo version of playing chess lol
I was confused too.... like fr, can I become a GM just by this one move cuz the opponents keep quiting
@peak plank 😂😂😂
one person there ig said something about following someone until death....
40 second win
That's not an italian💀
I would just assume you are dumb and continue to dominate the center tbh
hey
It’s a fried liver i was literally saying how it stopped working then i just tried it and it worked
Lol
Italian game : fried liver attack
My toe nail gonna fall off ;-;
Unfortunately my opponent thought he was slick enough to do it back
@frigid ivy how will you drop a kill cam if you're already dead?
hehe
I agree
A black spot appeared on toe nail and from what me know it means it gonna fall off
my parents xd
I agree with your name
and my game user was 911 pilot.... so I said em hop on to my flight and said I'd crash em
I agree
Karry gasparov vs Fobby bischer when?
At least that gets the job done
I solo ur entire city

I solo your controversies on political opinions
ik, haven't used that opening since that game
cuz I didn't knew what to play next 😂😂
I solo ur misogyny
Time to go play on lichess
no
Ima just play traps till i get blitz to 1k i dont have time for this
Please
baguette mod how u day going
coding
Bro thinks he found a cheat code in blitz
Epik in what language?
I mean It’s only 600 elo so it should be quick
I don't play blitz much.... I play rapid 10m and blitz 5m sometimes
everyone can relate to this
I solo your chess career
I solo ur chess Career
reigned for 15 years and yet you are compared to me
I defeated him when I was 9
are u the real garr kasparov
I am girl pls give mod
cringe
@upbeat viper can u do that for me i want the screenshot
No I am Karry
I played bullet before.... I won on time too, but that's sick
like a whole premove game
bro edited 3 times XD
I don't have mod.... but I do have donuts
can I stack donuts on it
Is this game ongoing?
but are u the real one?
are u the real one too?
Nah it ended in 40s
Because in that position you are losing...
I am the original karry yes
oh my
Ponzonzi steinez gambit can't be accepted like that or black wins
Wait a minute the knight didn't come from g5
yessir
:>

How can you give staff role if you a mere mod


can you give it to me for 1 milisecond to see what happens
staff doesn't have actual perms here
He was born on a different dimensional plane
The balance of the earth shifted when bast was born
rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1
- e4 e5
- Dh5 g6
- Dxe5+ Re7
- Dxh8 Ag7
- Dxg7 Cf6
- Dxf6+ Rxf6
- d4 Re7
- Ac4 d6
- Ag5+ f6
- Ah6 c6
- Cc3 b5
- Ad5 cxd5
- Cxd5+ Re6
- Cf4+ Re7
- O-O-O g5
- Cd5+ Re6
- Cf3 g4
- Ch4 Cc6
- Cf5 Cb4
- Cc7+ Rd7
- Cxa8 Cxa2+
- Rb1 Cb4
- Cxd6 Re6
- Cxc8 Rf7
- Cc7 Rg6
- Ce6 Rh5
- h3 gxh3
- Txh3+ Rg4
- f3# 1-0
Delete that
Wrong, I have talent for nothing BUT chess
idek
check mate in 1
queen e8 checkmate in 1 move
won anything?
F3, E5, F7
BONGLORD YOURE BACK
pessimist vs optimist
WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
I was thinking the same lmao
W, having fun and winning some on the side
staff is not the same as admin
oh ur back
it’s a miracle your appeal went through and got accepted
Why’d he even get banned
no?
Experienced skill issue
he was banned for sandbagging on his alt 😭
OHH I REMEMBER NOW
Cheating is like the fake natty of gyms but for chess
Wait sandbagging? I do that everyday
like tren and creatine
Yeah creatine isnt
the fair play team works in mysterious ways
What happened to master zax
oh yeah
(if at all)
creatine is just protein
he was here like yesterday
well good luck no matter how long the process takes
What’s his accounts name now
Please inform me when the chat is active I would like to troll
Thanks and have a great day
He moved his king instead of attempting to defend or counter
instead of saying "you have no bitches" say "you have no pieces", it implies that you're in a winning position
Guys
Yes
Is caro kann good for 1480
Yes
good day y'all
So im learning the gotham chess variation on the advanced variation
Is it good or do i stick to mainlines
side piece
Tf is the gothamchess variation
idk but its got to be shit
The one with c5
Hater
When they push
born to hate
i hate people who start with d3
Levy didnt invent c5 in the adv caro
I like start with d4
e4 e5 is the shit
Yes but he recommends that
This was a fine game ( but pretty stupid )
https://lichess.org/N5agKes6/white#115
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 Nf6 5. O-O O-O 6. Ng5 Nd4 7. c3 Ne6 8. Nxe6 dxe6 9. d4 exd4 10. cxd4 Bxd4 11. Be3 Bxb2 12. Nc3 Bxa1 13. Qxa1 Ng4 14. Bc5 Re8 15. Rd1 Qg5 16. f3 Ne5 17. Bb3 b6 18. Bd4 c5 19. Bxe5 Qxe5 20. Nb5 Qxa1 21. Rxa1 Rd8 22. Nc7 Rb8 23. Ba4 Rb7 24. Nb5 g6 25. Nc3 a6 26. Bc6 Rc7 27. Ba4 Rd3 28. Ne2 Rd2 29. Kf2 b5 30. Bd1 c4 31. Ke3 Rcd7 32. Nf4 e5 33. Nd5 Rd3+ 34. Ke2 Rd2+ 35. Ke3 Rxg2 36. Rc1 Rxh2 37. a4 bxa4 38. Bxa4 Rb7 39. Rxc4 Rb8 40. Ne7+ Kg7 41. Nxc8 Ra2 42. Nd6 Ra3+ 43. Kf2 Rb2+ 44. Kg3 h5 45. Be8 h4+ 46. Kxh4 Rh2+ 47. Kg3 Raa2 48. f4 Rag2+ 49. Kf3 Rf2+ 50. Ke3 exf4+ 51. Kd4 Rd2+ 52. Ke5 f6+ 53. Ke6 Rhe2 54. Rc7+ Kh6 55. Nf7+ Kh5 56. Rc5+ g5 57. Kxf6 Rxe4 58. Nd6+
Typical 400 elo chat
Because its a typical 400 elo chat
Broo this is the first time I've seen something like this
fr? im only 1800 rapid, like 1200 blitz tho i never play it
bro's worst move is a book move 💀
not 100, punished by death
my worst move is excelent actually. Should have played Rc8
Bro like wtf that's amazing
Lemme guess ur white
i know im gassed. I have been destroying tho i have had 90+ accurate 3 minute games
nah black
He is asian
pfp^^
Imagine having a big ego being 1800
i dont have a big ego?
im just proud of my achievements. If thats not ok i suggest being negative elsewhere
Of course it’s gonna be boring when your losing silly 🤪
anyways imma go on a 10 k run
Broo you trying to be a meme?
see you guys later
gj man, not 100 so you still suck
i know 👍
I suggest improving instead of being so proud about being 1800
🤨🤨
progress can be aprechiated no matter how high or low you are along the path bro
and if its improvement you look for, here ya go. Im working on it
Why the hell everyone higher then me ?
I think I got 100 before
you defo have
@jaunty kindle u always this negative?
damn the pages go on
you fr aint happy with yourself huh
bro is struggling with being 200 off his peak
yeah and hes taking out on other players which is funny
Still impressive
thanks ♥️

hes gone quiet too 
i’ve never ran 6 miles before that seems impossible to do for my age
how old are you?
the most i’ve done is like 3
14 but maybe i’m just genetically built different
oh i did a 12k last friday and running 21km on saturday this week
i hate asthma
oh alright im 17, but you defo can do that
i have asthma too. no excuses
Dude I played Kd6 and it said Ke5 would be better the thing is how come it is better
you can control it better than me
i’m still trying to tame it
i play alot of sport, that helps
Anyone wanna play?
you’re right i did play basketball today
commit to it and results will come 😄
imma go now enjoy guys
thanks man
byeee
i guess there is no Re2 shenanigans
N, not K, K is king
no, knight has a K idiot smhhh
night is when it is dark 🥱🥱
im thinking Ne5 might be winning
Ke5*
the king cant go to e5
the Knight
oh
K?
also why not Nxg5, im so confused
Stormlight are you a girl or boy?
man this needs to stop...
im a stormlight
stfu
one more time and ill dm anitta
YO YO YO @proven sapphire look at this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/93127252813?tab=analysis
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. O-O Bc5 5. b4 Bxb4 6. c3 Bc5 7. d4 exd4 8. cxd4 Bb6 9. Qb3 Qf6 10. d5 Na5 11. e5 Nxb3 12. exf6 Nxa1 13. fxg7 Rh7 14. Bb2 Nc2 15. Bd3 Nb4 16. Bxh7 d6 17. Bxg8 Bf5 18. Nh4 Bd3 19. Rd1 Ke7 20. Re1+ Kd7 21. Bxf7 Bh7 22. Be6+ Kd8 23. Bf6+ Ke8 24. Bf5+ Kf7 25. Bxh7 Kxf6 26. g8=N+ Kg7 27. Re7+ Kh8 28. Ng6#
yep
AINT NO WAY I VIOLATED THAT DUDE

I promoted to a knight
because if I did a queen, then he would exchange
knight promotion is actually funny
Nah let him cook (I've watched bro already take 4 Ls)
this was fcking insane, and folks thats how fobby bischer reached 1400 elo on his day 45 of playin chess
its quite saddening




