💬〡general-off-topic

[stable mirage]

(as friends of course.)

[frozen jolt]

...

[graceful lintel]

💀

[drowsy lodge]

dlkr3e;,fkodsgmgkytgjig9ytmgi9tygjhgiytkhgi9rtywgkvb

[frozen jolt]

femboy

[graceful lintel]

real

[grim edge]

me

[frozen jolt]

no you're mangirl

[stable mirage]

also the original was female instead of male I think

[analog matrix]

What is happening

[grim edge]

no im not a tomboy

also I aren't a girl

[frozen jolt]

nonbinary?

[topaz shadow]

Heyyyo

[grim edge]

agender

[frozen jolt]

That gotta be illegal

[frozen jolt]

you dont have a gender?

[grim edge]

sick

[analog matrix]

Probably

[severe oxide]

I met this guy yesterday and he sent this photo saying who tryna play 💀

[grim edge]

spot on

[severe oxide]

blunt horse

[stable mirage]

the duck is simply a duck

[frozen jolt]

well whats your biological gender

[drowsy lodge]

?? i dont get it

[frozen jolt]

These words do not work

[severe oxide]

it’s an ankle monitor for people on house arrest

[grim edge]

I rather not talk about my reproductive organs on discord

[drowsy lodge]

are u on house arrest

[severe oxide]

no it was the guy i met

[frozen jolt]

[stable mirage]

where else 🗿

[coral quartz]

Guys. Some guy said ohio meme is not funny.

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[grim edge]

nowhere else preferably

[stable mirage]

[analog matrix]

oh god

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-discord-loading-discord-boxes-squares-gif-16187521

[coral quartz]

You think ohio meme is funni?

[analog matrix]

what

[severe oxide]

number 6 goes crazyyyy though

[analog matrix]

I think the cat looks pretty funny yeah

[keen parrot]

fr

[frozen jolt]

That makes it sound so fricking malicious

[coral quartz]

What cat?

[frozen jolt]

i remember you

[analog matrix]

This one

[frozen jolt]

you that guy

[coral quartz]

What guy

[frozen jolt]

this guy

[analog matrix]

exactly

why Denmark

[frozen jolt]

🇩🇰

[analog matrix]

I don't get the joke, why Denmark?!?

[teal dragon]

Bobby s-s-senpai🥺 im sorry for being such a ch-chess baka 😢 😖 please teach me your w-ways🥺

[coral quartz]

Jesus

[analog matrix]

What what what does Denmark has to do with this

[frozen jolt]

everything

[keen parrot]

alr ima head out peace

[analog matrix]

Why Denmark, why not Germany or something

[analog matrix]

Good idea 👍

[stable mirage]

🇩🇰

[flat kraken]

why has the denmarkness of general increased by 🇩🇰%

depends on how good you are at chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

This is the Chess.com profile of ohnomykingdiedtwice. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1762 (1773 peak)
Blitz: 1336 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1330 (1620 peak)

[frozen jolt]

bec it is denmark

[severe oxide]

nah

[umbral rose]

Hi guys, I'm open for any duel regardless of the rank. Ping me if you want 1v1

[stable mirage]

I mean even a 1000 can teach people chess

[frozen jolt]

basic chess

[flat kraken]

13 year old and already 1700 pretty nice

[stable mirage]

the rules are enough

[severe oxide]

i was 2000 when i came out of the womb

[frozen jolt]

loser

[teal dragon]

Mf is unironically 13 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[frozen jolt]

not even 3000

[severe oxide]

i can sense ur fear

[teal dragon]

Cuh 2010

[stable mirage]

I mean 2000 is ez just be super fast in ultra

[severe oxide]

2009 is semi acceptable but 2010 is just pushing it

@umbral rose it ain’t funny anymore

[teal dragon]

Exactly

[umbral rose]

Mb, I thought it's necessary 😅

[stable mirage]

they were only doing it recently

[teal dragon]

People born in 2010 will see the year 3000 if they live to 90 🤯🤯🤯

[stable mirage]

math 100

[severe oxide]

fr

[gentle steppe]

Nerd

[stable mirage]

is 1500 the point where you realize you suck at chess yet

or is it 1800

[severe oxide]

NK the type of guy to delete is account and make a new one

[gentle steppe]

NERD

[severe oxide]

average individual that was born in 2010

[teal dragon]

I think its when you join a chess community

[stable mirage]

hm could be for some people

[gentle steppe]

💀 imagine fighting emus couldnt be me

[teal dragon]

Emos

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/emu-sneaky-sneaking-sneak-bird-gif-22690227

[graceful lintel]

yea 💀
After reaching new new milestone you realise u r bad

[graceful lintel]

Yum

🚰

[stable mirage]

emos are probably easier to fight

[teal dragon]

@graceful lintel Ily my child

[drowsy lodge]

Australians had a war with emus lmfa

[stable mirage]

my kitten is your child??!

[teal dragon]

Wait a min

[graceful lintel]

No

[teal dragon]

Im starting to remember u

[stable mirage]

one is bad enough

[teal dragon]

Amen 🙏🙏

[grim edge]

are lichess links allowed in #🏆〡best-games ?

[stable mirage]

#〘📝〙rules

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

so how come I post my best game?

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAO SOO TRUE

[graceful lintel]

But Still 💀

[stable mirage]

magic

[grim edge]

maaan but my accuracy was 90 and I only had one mistake and one inacuraccy

[stable mirage]

no

[severe oxide]

when ur doing a test you didn’t study for and hear gunshots in the hallways

[teal dragon]

Bros coming to save the day 😌

[lament jacinth]

"The alarm bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"

[teal dragon]

VIOLATION I WONT STAND FOR THIS

[graceful lintel]

Real

[drowsy lodge]

learn from the future not the past

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

Probably a couple times a year

[lament jacinth]

Most chess players don't shower

[graceful lintel]

TAHTS AN OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED GOOD QUESTION

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

Yes

[teal dragon]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

💀

[teal dragon]

Trying to wash your skin off or smth??

[lament jacinth]

I think shower every day but wash once every two days

[teal dragon]

Thats so bad for it

[graceful lintel]

Just used HCl

[drowsy lodge]

that can make your skin worse

[lament jacinth]

How so

[severe oxide]

I just pour sulphuric acid in my eyes

[graceful lintel]

How does it feels?

[severe oxide]

good

[graceful lintel]

Dem imma try it

[lament jacinth]

I like my water BURNING hot

[graceful lintel]

dies

[teal dragon]

I used to shampoo my hair every other day but it was always super dry and frizzy so, dont shampoo it so much

[graceful lintel]

Yea same but I have like 5 different types of skin diseases so I can't

[graceful lintel]

yea it feels kinda weird smth

[teal dragon]

Damn what

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish

[drowsy lodge]

because if you over do it your skin could become more dry, irritated and itchy

[lament jacinth]

I said once every two days

[teal dragon]

I like my water at the temperature of WR102

[graceful lintel]

;-; cries

[severe oxide]

i shower in WD40

[graceful lintel]

🙏🗣️🔥🔥💯

[teal dragon]

🥶🥶

[drowsy lodge]

oh my bad

[grim edge]

I wanna be a figglebottom

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-dark-sigma-gif-23110023

[grim edge]

😭

[teal dragon]

Can you meow 🥺🥺

[grim edge]

meow

[teal dragon]

:3

[grim edge]

Yo

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[drowsy lodge]

YO

[graceful lintel]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO BING CHILLING 🗣️🙏🔥💯💯

[teal dragon]

[drowsy lodge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy lodge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spiral moon]

🇾 🇴

[graceful lintel]

[thorny lake]

how do i win this

[grim edge]

How is everyone

[graceful lintel]

HOWS IT GOING

[teal dragon]

Is this live game??

[thorny lake]

ye

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[thorny lake]

💀

[teal dragon]

Illegal

U cant ask for help

[spiral moon]

[graceful lintel]

[thorny lake]

i mean its with a bot

[drowsy lodge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[teal dragon]

Oh ok then

U promise?

[spiral moon]

sus

[digital phoenix]

thats a human

[teal dragon]

Hm ok

[grim edge]

how about you shut your thingamajig

[thorny lake]

😨

[loud wharf]

hellohumans

[graceful lintel]

How abt shitting yourself and not talking again bc u talk a lot and no one gives a shit

[thorny lake]

⁉️

[loud wharf]

if u good at chess then u will be good at study too ??

[teal dragon]

No

[loud wharf]

sad

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[grim edge]

I've spoken only once and youre already getting offended I'm starting to think you're underage

[graceful lintel]

Hiiiii

[drowsy lodge]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[teal dragon]

🥶🥶🗣️💯💯🔥🙏

[thorny lake]

help im a pawn down

[graceful lintel]

I'm not offended smth 💀
+Aren't you r the one who all started this shit,you should have just replied normally or smth 💀
I'm started to think ur underage

[teal dragon]

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[graceful lintel]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[spiral moon]

Noam is really good, idk if you have a chance

[drowsy lodge]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[grim edge]

one your English is horrible holy shit I could barely understand what the hell you just said, and I didn't start anything you sent a sticker I replied back with a joke by using "thingamajig" I don't think you're seeing me here at all

https://www.chess.com/live/game/93027847073

[worn ice]

D14M3XPOLONIA (770) vs. philipmitrev (744)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[teal dragon]

Rxf3

[thorny lake]

i mean li blundered her queen 💀

[graceful lintel]

"thingamajig"

[spiral moon]

"sacrifice"

[grim edge]

yeah you're definetely underage or at least immature im not gonna "argue" no more

[graceful lintel]

then stfu

[thorny lake]

aight imma do it myself

[graceful lintel]

Aaa

[graceful lintel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[teal dragon]

Underage people in discord??? No way!!😱😱🤯😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

[spiral moon]

Is this official chess.com discord?

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[analog matrix]

Please stop Denmarking me

[teal dragon]

Yup 💀

[spiral moon]

cool

[analog matrix]

I literally don't relate to Denmark in any way. I've never been there, I don't know anything about it. I guess I was born somewhat close to Denmark but that's nothing

[graceful lintel]

Thick cat

Anyone Blitz?

[stable mirage]

just send a lichess link why even ask

[stable mirage]

you have been denmarked

[grim edge]

by underage I mean under the tos of discord

[spiral moon]

why denmark?

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[analog matrix]

😭

[analog matrix]

I have no idea!!!

[drowsy lodge]

MARTIN VS STOCKFISH

[grim edge]

yeah I know and also why can't I send lichess links yet sending a lichess link in #🏆〡best-games works for the bot to show the game ?

[mild apex]

thicc

[analog matrix]

There's probably a lichess discord server btw

This is chess.com

[grim edge]

I know

[stable mirage]

.gg/lichess

[severe oxide]

there is

[mild apex]

this is a chess.com server, not lichess server

so u cant send lichess links

[lime pollen]

how do i get unmuted?

[grim edge]

someone sent a lichess link in #🏆〡best-games , and the bot recognized it so I was wondering why it did if you aren't allowed to send lichess links

[mild apex]

they dont know bout it

[lime pollen]

yo

i am

m u t e d

can somone help how to get unmuted \

[analog matrix]

What does lichess have that chess.com doesn't have except for arguably better sound effects and the study page?

[nimble niche]

@severe oxide I just played a game with such a shit ref

[severe oxide]

refs do be being shit

[stable mirage]

you appear to be talking

[nimble niche]

she was such a fcking karen and called 29 fouls in the game

[lime pollen]

yes

hlep me get unmuted

[mild apex]

she love the whistle

[keen parrot]

i guess you lost?

[lime pollen]

yoo

[spiral moon]

You're probably gonna have to talk to a mod, you are server muted

[nimble niche]

we won by 1 point

[keen parrot]

oh nice

[severe oxide]

29 LMAOOO

[lime pollen]

how do i do that

[nimble niche]

I even overheard the other off duty refs who we thought were strict before saying, "just let the kids play"

[spiral moon]

I guess here #1039943660839641139

[mild apex]

omg tilt

[keen parrot]

omg me

[stable mirage]

tilt all over me

[mild apex]

hewo tilt

[keen parrot]

helo

[mild apex]

i fkin came online

[nimble niche]

she called 20 last time we had her ref our game

[keen parrot]

you WHAT

[drowsy lodge]

fr

[nimble niche]

last week we had a young guy who only called 2 fouls the whole game

[keen parrot]

2 fouls feels like too little

[spiral moon]

fouls in chess?

[sleek oriole]

sup

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> omrbean

This is the Chess.com profile of omrbean. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 785 (peak)
Blitz: 530 (558 peak)
Bullet: 700 (667 peak)

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh

Wait that's you 😭

[severe oxide]

wait until bro finds out about other sports

[graceful lintel]

Anyone Blitz?

[spiral moon]

what sport they talking about

[graceful lintel]

ant fight

It's fun

[spiral moon]

no way

yes it sound fun

[nimble niche]

much better than 29

[graceful lintel]

yea

[spiral moon]

how does the ant foul?

[graceful lintel]

Wait gtg

[spiral moon]

okay

[severe oxide]

tartakower players should burn imo

play bf5 u loser

[grim edge]

@teal dragon u alive ?

[grim edge]

it is

[nimble niche]

least nerdy cc discord server member

[thorny lake]

😭

[flat kraken]

🤨

[drowsy crest]

@flat kraken

[keen parrot]

the animal lookin nice and juicy

[willow summit]

how do you get stream role?

[severe oxide]

do /trust

[willow summit]

ahh okay thanks man

[teal dragon]

Hardly 🥶🥶

[teal dragon]

Ayo?

Kid named line???

[drowsy lodge]

don't make it weird

[drowsy crest]

@flat kraken

[drowsy lodge]

@flat kraken

[grim edge]

GUYS I GOT MY FIRST BRILLIANT MOVE

[drowsy lodge]

what was it

[silver patio]

[grim edge]

LEMMES SEND THE GAME

[silver patio]

sparky is gonna shit on you lmao

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82085652396?tab=review&move=16

[worn ice]

Mazenisgood1234 (437) vs. FilipFica93 (471)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bf5 5. Nbd2 e6 6. Bd3 Bb4 7. O-O Qd7 8. Ne5 Qd6 9. Nxf7 Kxf7 10. Bxd6 cxd6 11. Bxf5 exf5 12. Nb3 Rhe8 13. Qh5+ Nxh5 14. c3 f4 15. cxb4 Nxb4 16. exf4 Nxf4 17. Rae1 Nxa2 18. Rxe8 Rxe8 19. Na5 b6 20. Nb7 Re4 21. Nxd6+ Ke6 22. Nxe4 Ne2+ 23. Kh1 Nb4 24. Ng5+ Kf5 25. Nxh7 Nd3 26. Ra1 Nxf2# 

[grim edge]

on move 9 I am white

[silver patio]

bro brilliant moves don't matter you're only 400 aswell

[grim edge]

ik but still

[drowsy lodge]

yup "people who think brilliant moves are good are brain washed" bro he is the biggest arsehole i've ever met

[silver patio]

it's not a brilliant move

[grim edge]

bro

[grim edge]

wanna see the edit

[silver patio]

there is no brilliant move the whole game

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge that aint brilliant

[grim edge]

wait

[silver patio]

LMAO

[teal dragon]

Yurr

[drowsy lodge]

lmfao

[silver patio]

he just blundered his queen

[grim edge]

lemme send pics

[silver patio]

you can't lie that sparky is right

[drowsy lodge]

UHUHHUHUHUHIJO

[drowsy lodge]

yeah now i see

[grim edge]

feet

[drowsy lodge]

HE GOT MATED WITH KNIGHTS

[grim edge]

i know bruh i'm dumb ;-;

[silver patio]

and taking a free queen is considered a great move somehow??

[drowsy lodge]

LOL

[grim edge]

why cant I attach a file?

[stable mirage]

cuz ur not trusted

[grim edge]

oh yeah

[spiral moon]

how is that 59.1 accuracy

[grim edge]

I cheated around 6 months ago

[silver patio]

bro check out this siick brilliant

[thorny lake]

trophies?

[stable mirage]

8.2

[cerulean bear]

hello guys

[grim edge]

check my account I don't cheat anymore bruv

[grim edge]

fake

[stable mirage]

kinda hate trophy road against level 15 bs tho

[silver patio]

266 moves is crazy ngl

[stable mirage]

esp without evo in my main deck

[stable mirage]

no

[graceful lintel]

Connect ur account

[grim edge]

oh yuh

[drowsy crest]

@flat kraken

[cerulean bear]

i am facing error RG45

[thorny lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1169521907494826035/image0.gif?ex=6555b527&is=65434027&hm=66a31e0077cb1afed8c475f83ddbe7d7996fe84949c5e28dbf5594de8108a569&

[drowsy crest]

Did you elif that whole thing 💀

[thorny lake]

aint no way

[stable mirage]

genius code clearly

[stuck kestrel]

are u planning to elif a quintillion combinations

[drowsy crest]

Let him cook bro

That's straight up husband material

[stuck kestrel]

its gonna take forever to cook that

[drowsy crest]

Who cares

That's hot

[stuck kestrel]

i wonder if chess,com did the same thing

would make sense considering how often it crashes

[severe oxide]

remember when chesscom got ddosed

[drowsy lodge]

whats a wtc

[drowsy crest]

That was me

[stuck kestrel]

no

[severe oxide]

who tf takes time out of their day too ddos chess.con lmao

[drowsy crest]

It was sunday

[stable mirage]

is it not usually

[stuck kestrel]

what tilt does to a mf

[severe oxide]

💀💀💀

it was lichess fr

[drowsy crest]

It was stockfish

Nah it was hans nieman

[drowsy lodge]

igrgrktkidk

[drowsy crest]

Post the first image from your gallery

[worn talon]

Bruh

[thorny lake]

can i hit 1400 today (im 1300 for last 2 months)

[drowsy crest]

/profile

Da faq

[digital phoenix]

u think lichess would ban

[drowsy crest]

No

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)

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Name: Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1359 (1395 peak)
Blitz: 647 (673 peak)
Bullet: 658 (673 peak)

[grim edge]

hopefully

[cerulean bear]

@drowsy crest

[drowsy lodge]

DDEYDEYDEYDEYDEYDEYDEYHEHUEHURFHEURFHURHFUERHUFRTFUHTRFJRG]GTIGJITJGITR

[severe oxide]

i got from 1300 to 1400 in 2 days so it’s possible

[drowsy lodge]

GTRKEGJIJIJGJGREJGIOREJGREOIJGOGJREOJGEOGJREOJE

[drowsy lodge]

wait wht

[severe oxide]

what

[drowsy lodge]

how

[severe oxide]

by winning games

[grim edge]

100 elo ain't that much just win games especially if you're 1300.

[severe oxide]

average 1500

[drowsy crest]

?

[severe oxide]

the no reply tells me i’m correct

[grim edge]

nah my message was a joke

[drowsy lodge]

cheauthuthugrthughtughtugtughtuhuhtubhuthutghuthguthgurhuthugt

[nimble niche]

you think cc would ban?

also how tf did i get 3k profile views

[drowsy lodge]

ye ofc

[nimble niche]

and then it'll become danny's second favourite conspiracy theory of all time

[drowsy crest]

Lmao I thought there was a new Chinese chess badge then I realised you are just a gold member lol

[nimble niche]

https://youtu.be/fs4_eAjL2O0?si=q5Z4SUjtyUGZok_H

danny thinks that member feedback is a conspiracy

[drowsy lodge]

it is

i was there and nothing happened

[teal dragon]

Oh hi eyepatch :3

[drowsy lodge]

where have u been for the last few motnhs

[stuck kestrel]

touching grass

[stuck kestrel]

hello

[keen parrot]

[drowsy lodge]

MY NETWORTH IS 34.6BN

[cedar zenith]

are there any good lessons on end games and the likes

i always have trouble when its just rooks and pawns on the board

[severe oxide]

Eyepatch the type of guy to 🫃🏿

[drowsy lodge]

lichess

[teal dragon]

Playing d4: 😇👍👍✨
Facing d4: 😰

[nimble niche]

🫃🏿

[rare shuttle]

real

[keen parrot]

happy independence day pakistan 🇵🇰 🇮🇳

[severe oxide]

e4 better

[keen parrot]

fr e4 better

[rare shuttle]

e4 best

[keen parrot]

that's the biggest L alice takes on a daily basis

[drowsy lodge]

im dead

[teal dragon]

imagine playing e4 and having to prep allem deferences u gonna get hit with

[keen parrot]

yeh and i love it

[nimble niche]

e4 is good because of the chance that your opponent plays e5

[keen parrot]

m-mods-s...?

[teal dragon]

Gorlock

[drowsy crest]

9 november is close

[nimble niche]

it's 9:11pm for me rn

[keen parrot]

brudda that was september 11th

[drowsy crest]

My insta filled with these idk why

[drowsy lodge]

0.06

[keen parrot]

cause you're a terrorist

[drowsy crest]

Still it's gonna be 9 11 lmao for the asians

[drowsy lodge]

you are

[nimble niche]

the algorithm found out that you've been supplying isis

[drowsy crest]

Shit

[keen parrot]

this isnt a meme for you, it's an advertisement

[drowsy crest]

Oh we going for the sequel?

Bin Laden said it was gonna be in 2026

[drowsy lodge]

im so close to 800 elo

[keen parrot]

that mf is dead

[drowsy crest]

It was his last wish

[nimble niche]

danny's third favourite conspiracy

[drowsy crest]

💀

[drowsy lodge]

shut yo ugly balls up

[nimble niche]

how'd you know what they look like 🥶🥶

[graceful lintel]

💀

[drowsy crest]

Danny's 5th favorite conspiracy

[drowsy lodge]

a magician knows he's balls

[lime lava]

...

[keen parrot]

Danny should stop partnering with fuxking duolingo and start putting some money into the variant servers cause that shits

[nimble niche]

danny's favourite conspiracy right there

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

like stop making these gifs

[drowsy lodge]

what the fq*k

[teal dragon]

what the fq*k

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-gif-27355771

[drowsy lodge]

what the fqk who do you think you fqcking are

[final gust]

I'll pretend its a deepfake

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/fabiano-fabiano-caruana-chess-danny-rensch-aimchess-gif-24327425

[final gust]

I was bout to say something weird but then I was like : I'm better than this

[keen parrot]

get yoself a girl that looks at you like how danny looks at fabi

[teal dragon]

Mfs out here asking to get forked

[drowsy crest]

Bro someone get these 9 11 memes off my feed tf

[lime lava]

Is it a fork tho

[teal dragon]

I think

[teal dragon]

I dont think im in any danger after g6

[keen parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpG6GK-JbDw

[grim edge]

Hello mairos

Long time no see

[grim edge]

You're Always in danger

[drowsy crest]

Nh6

[lime lava]

Hello little brother

[drowsy crest]

He isn't in danger skyler, he is the danger

[grim edge]

Wsg big bro

[teal dragon]

Yeah but Kg7 and soon u will lose the knight anyway

[drowsy crest]

Nf6+ and queen exchange lmao

[teal dragon]

How Nf6 is illegal

[drowsy crest]

I might be wrong tho

[lime lava]

Stwongly disagwee

[teal dragon]

And not a check

[drowsy crest]

My bad

[final gust]

Y did no one tell me nirvana is thus gud

[sleek oriole]

helo everybody how is it going everybody

[lime lava]

Im gud step bro and u

[final gust]

Life's ass but I'm still kickin

[keen parrot]

me when overplayed music is actually good because otherwise it wouldnt be overplayed

[drowsy crest]

Disagreed

[final gust]

Fr

[drowsy crest]

How about those songs like

[sleek oriole]

very gud thank you my brother fromanothermother

[drowsy crest]

Fashion fashion fashion fashion and the other one that goes me you love me me you love me me...

[sleek oriole]

good to hear

[final gust]

8 avoided em cuz I thought it was just another dumb trend

[final gust]

But they similar to Radiohead

[drowsy crest]

Literal trash

[sleek oriole]

fashion one is goooddd

[drowsy crest]

Didn't ask david

[teal dragon]

Uh oh queen trap

[drowsy crest]

Also it's trash

[teal dragon]

Told u im winning

[sleek oriole]

thid is serious now he said my name

[final gust]

"they're entitled to their own stupid opinions" - GM maskenissen

[drowsy crest]

"Didn't ask" Me

[sleek oriole]

wasnt that DrDrunkenstein?

[lime lava]

Against these trash playas
Even I can win

[drowsy crest]

Nuh uh

[final gust]

Sigma music ain't playin homie, chill tf out I'm joking

[drowsy crest]

Ily

[teal dragon]

Ok daddy

[sleek oriole]

i didnt ask you bit-..bischer

[final gust]

Both

[drowsy crest]

dav-d-d-davi-

[sleek oriole]

why are you stuttering?

[nimble niche]

1984 US presidential election

[lime lava]

I was confused, till I remember my name on discord

[keen parrot]

radiohead is good but their fans are a bit.. you know...

[drowsy crest]

Because of how hot you are

[sleek oriole]

radioheads?

[final gust]

Meat ride-y?

[drowsy crest]

Yeah a bit swiftie-ish

[final gust]

Glazy?

[keen parrot]

a bit

[final gust]

Ah

[sleek oriole]

that made me stutter all of a sudden

[drowsy crest]

Daddy ~

[teal dragon]

Cutie patootie

[sleek oriole]

leave me alone

[drowsy crest]

Don't be like that pookie bear

[graceful lintel]

Rate my new wallpaper 🗣️🔥💯💯💯🙏

[drowsy crest]

Wili wilo wili

[sleek oriole]

love the wallpaper

[graceful lintel]

Thanks

[teal dragon]

Scaring the hoes 🥶🥶🥶

[graceful lintel]

💀

real 🙏🗣️🔥🙏

[final gust]

Makes me think of KFC fir some reason

[graceful lintel]

Billo bage bi-

[drowsy crest]

I rate it

[nimble niche]

let's play geoguessr, find my exact location

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

Out of 10

[sleek oriole]

im higher rated than you so dont you dare disrespecting me my boi

[teal dragon]

Perth

[drowsy crest]

Aus

[final gust]

KFC 🤤

[graceful lintel]

HOLY MOLY 🗣️🙏🔥🗣️📈

[drowsy crest]

South aus

[nimble niche]

if it was perth that'd be a kangaroo

[graceful lintel]

938.82°N 83.727°S

[teal dragon]

A kangy

[sleek oriole]

prolly eden

[lime lava]

Florida

[graceful lintel]

Australia

[drowsy crest]

986.82 actually

[graceful lintel]

Oh mb

[drowsy crest]

And the South is accurate

[nimble niche]

damn how did you know

[graceful lintel]

Look behind

[drowsy crest]

Because hili hilo hilai

[silver patio]

yall out here roasting daniel

[graceful lintel]

I have cam on u

[sleek oriole]

todays wordle

[teal dragon]

2 gold fish are in a tank

[graceful lintel]

Idk how to play it 💀🥹

[drowsy crest]

Pink

[teal dragon]

Yk there is an export feature that hides your guesses?

[nimble niche]

come out, i need friends

[graceful lintel]

no
Runs away

[sleek oriole]

that sux because thats not a picture

[drowsy crest]

Asian spotted

[nimble niche]

come out before i mol- what

[drowsy crest]

[fervent comet]

anyone want to play chess

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

E4

[sleek oriole]

play some, youll get into it

[graceful lintel]

Oh ok 🥹

[fervent comet]

e5 really

[drowsy crest]

C6

[teal dragon]

f4

[drowsy crest]

XD

[coral magnet]

hi

[drowsy crest]

It's called the ultra e4-sicillian

[fervent comet]

real

[slate bramble]

bruh how to claim duolingo free diamond membership without credit card or paypal

[fervent comet]

nice

[teal dragon]

Get a card or paypal

[sleek oriole]

if you tell me your credit card information ill tell you

[lime lava]

can someone tell me where this is

[drowsy crest]

Nah but fr

[drowsy lodge]

all units push up, we found the suspect I REPEAT WE FOUND THE SUSPECT

[drowsy crest]

Nf3

[teal dragon]

Portugal

[nimble niche]

wanna come do drugs with me?

[slate bramble]

i dont have credit card

[fervent comet]

i can not play like this i can not play blind chess

[teal dragon]

L u suck

[fervent comet]

skill issue ik

[drowsy crest]

Imagine if your Chinese parents found this message

[fervent comet]

:(

[drowsy lodge]

what drugs

[drowsy crest]

Bruh

[stuck kestrel]

dmt

[nimble niche]

whatever's in those unlabelled packets that man round the corner gave me

[stuck kestrel]

with joe rogan

[lime lava]

And now I ask you
How tf you know

[fervent comet]

i could go to certian move then i will not know anymore

:(

[drowsy crest]

Same here les go

[fervent comet]

lol

what is the point of that then

[drowsy crest]

I can go to sleep faster

I wanna sleep

[fervent comet]

i am better of grinding my elo then :(

[nimble niche]

play rapid if you have insomnia

[drowsy crest]

[fervent comet]

sorry brotha

[drowsy crest]

I have whatever is called the opposite of insomnia

[fervent comet]

real

wdym by that

[nocturne elk]

Sleepalotitis i think

[nimble niche]

being in maths class

[drowsy crest]

I sleep everywhete

[fervent comet]

oh you eppy

always

[drowsy crest]

Ironically I was sleeping in maths class today

Yeah

[fervent comet]

i had red eyes in my bio class (I AM STILL VERY SLEEPY)

[drowsy crest]

Sleep

[nimble niche]

the only class ive ever fell asleep in was geo at the beginning of the year when we were watching some documentary

[fervent comet]

it will ruin my sleep

[nimble niche]

and that was because the weak ass me at the start of the year couldn't stay awake with only 6 hours of sleep

[drowsy crest]

Yeah that too

[fervent comet]

like i would sleep till 8 pm then not sleep till 4 am and i do not want that

[drowsy crest]

I only sleep 2 at home

Then I finish the rest bit by bit

[fervent comet]

i have never slept in a class

[nimble niche]

i know a guy who sleeps 11 hours a day and wonders how he never gets homework done

[fervent comet]

fr fr

[nimble niche]

well i don't do my homework either, not like my teachers check

[drowsy crest]

Reminds me of a friend who never gets out of his house but always wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend

[fervent comet]

everyone hates homework dw

[graceful lintel]

Me fr

[drowsy lodge]

pulls out the cuffs

[drowsy crest]

Australians and americans have it easy man

[drowsy crest]

I was talking about you indeed

[fervent comet]

runs

[drowsy lodge]

lies we don't have it easy hee

[graceful lintel]

I really gonna talk a girl who lives just next to my house

[teal dragon]

I have big brainer

[drowsy crest]

Monke shush

[graceful lintel]

Give me some tips

[drowsy lodge]

bet you haven't talked to women in 20+ yrs

[fervent comet]

you will not be saying that when he pulls out his sniper

[drowsy crest]

As a 5'11 rizz God just be yourself(5'1 with 0 bitches)

[fervent comet]

SNIPER MONKE

[drowsy crest]

xd

[graceful lintel]

yea

[fervent comet]

imagine being 5'11 (I am one inch taller big flex)

[nimble niche]

one guy always does the science homework even though our teacher never checks because he simps for the teacher

[graceful lintel]

Thanks master I'm ready now

[drowsy crest]

Shut up monke no one loves You

[fervent comet]

do not talk to him like that

[drowsy crest]

Execute him

[drowsy crest]

Tell me how it goes

[drowsy lodge]

I know that's why my family left me 3 yrs ago

[graceful lintel]

Sure 💀🥹

Worst she can say is no right?

|| If you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers,you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free. ||

[drowsy crest]

Don't say that, my friend said this when we saw a really cute girl in the mall, then he asked her out and she said "ew your black"

[drowsy lodge]

If you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers,you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free.

[teal dragon]

Im 5'7

[drowsy lodge]

RACIST

[drowsy crest]

Not me

[nimble niche]

he's also a weeb who spends all his time reading manga and watching k drama

[drowsy lodge]

U ARE

[fervent comet]

maybe

[graceful lintel]

Alr I'm ready now

[fervent comet]

probably not

[drowsy lodge]

magna carta

[drowsy crest]

Kill him

[fervent comet]

w rizz

[drowsy crest]

Did you delete somm icarwi

Dw bro she will fall for you

[graceful lintel]

"you are trash,imma take you out" 💀

[nimble niche]

he gives me free answers whenever our science teacher tests us in class

[fervent comet]

lol

[drowsy crest]

Here I gotta video of you

[graceful lintel]

We met like 16 days ago so yea probably
She's funny so I don't think she'll say no

[drowsy crest]

The other stuff he does is def unforgivable, lifetime imprisonment

[graceful lintel]

100% data over

[nimble niche]

once i don't have to rely on him for science, maybe

[drowsy crest]

"She is funny so I don't think she will say no" Dawg what, is saying yes to you a joke? Lmao

[fervent comet]

bro is dripped out

[drowsy crest]

Cool

[graceful lintel]

Waht 💀

[drowsy crest]

That's literally him

He is my friend irl

[teal dragon]

Shoot ur shot my child 🙏🙏

[fervent comet]

nice

[graceful lintel]

🙏🙏cries

[drowsy crest]

Make it worth her while

[teal dragon]

Bag her already🗣️

[graceful lintel]

💀🥹

[drowsy lodge]

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, IT'S NOT OVER UNTILL I WIN, DON'T GIVE UP IF SHE SAIDS NO THEN FAIR ENOUGH GO CRY

[nimble niche]

also he taught me how to shoot properly in basketball

[drowsy crest]

Wasn't he a nerd?

[fervent comet]

imagine playing basketball

[drowsy crest]

Even worse a simp

[graceful lintel]

IM FEELING MOTIVATED ENOUGH LESS GO
IMMA TAKE HER OUT

[fervent comet]

i played it 3 time injured my hand twice

[drowsy crest]

Les go

[drowsy lodge]

WOAH WE DON'T PUNCH WOMEN

[nimble niche]

yeah but he somehow drops an average of 16 points per game in basketball

[graceful lintel]

Master

[drowsy crest]

Bro applies physics irl

[teal dragon]

Go get her 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fervent comet]

people do not break my ankles they break my wrists

[graceful lintel]

🫡

Alr I'm ready x2

[nimble niche]

worst part is that he's only 5'3 and im 5'7 averaging 2 ppg

[drowsy lodge]

@graceful lintel I Believe in you, if you fail then cry

[fervent comet]

GYM

NOOO wth

[keen parrot]

2 ppg 😭

[drowsy lodge]

yes take steroids

[graceful lintel]

🫡thanks

[keen parrot]

bro needs to be coached by incho stat

[drowsy crest]

November confidence, we getting out of loneliness with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥

[lament jacinth]

What is chat cooking today

[nimble niche]

everyone else is 6ft on other teams and noone passes to me

[fervent comet]

100000 ml of tren

[drowsy lodge]

MOTIVATION SPEECH.

[graceful lintel]

Real 🗣️💯🙏💯💯

[fervent comet]

per day

[drowsy crest]

😭

[lament jacinth]

You guys are crazy

[drowsy crest]

I am sorry for him

[drowsy crest]

He doesn't deserve this

[keen parrot]

learn how to shoot 3s ez

[nimble niche]

the 2 points i get are from steals then fast breaks

[graceful lintel]

Cries

[fervent comet]

real

[lament jacinth]

I'm so confused

[graceful lintel]

I'll ask her tmr

[drowsy lodge]

NOW GO KNOCK HER OUT

[fervent comet]

bro is scared

[ashen gull]

why are 900 and 800 elos so much better now i take a one month break and they are like 50 x better 💀

[graceful lintel]

Not rn 🥹💀 it's 4:25

[drowsy lodge]

yk i asked a girl out like a few months ago and she said "no"

[teal dragon]

Woah slow down are yall even friends yet

[drowsy crest]

Dawg, don't send this again

[fervent comet]

mike tyson vs john jones

[drowsy lodge]

you should always say i didnt ask

[graceful lintel]

Yea 💀🥹

[lament jacinth]

I'm gonna slow back away

[gentle steppe]

Can i asksomething?

[fervent comet]

why

[teal dragon]

Oh W ur gonna get her ez

[keen parrot]

sure whats up

[fervent comet]

do not be scared

[gentle steppe]

can u stop accusing ppl of shit ITS A ACTUAL REQUEST

[lament jacinth]

💀 cause chat is scary

[drowsy crest]

She has been asked out quite a lot of time

[graceful lintel]

I did not talked to a single girl in my whole life
Waht do u expect

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/resurrection-resurrect-back-from-the-dead-coffin-gif-17046161

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

November confidence we going in 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

[gentle steppe]

like a fr request

[graceful lintel]

😔🥹🔥🗣️🙏💯💯.

[drowsy crest]

We baggin the baddie with this one 🗣️🗣️

[ashen gull]

why the hell do 800 elos know caro kann indian and london defense theory fully ...

[lament jacinth]

They know everything up until move 4

[drowsy crest]

800> 2400

[graceful lintel]

real

[drowsy lodge]

Good luck hope you fail

[ashen gull]

no istg up until like move 15

[graceful lintel]

.

[nimble niche]

my team is so short that im power forward as a 5'7

[drowsy crest]

Lmao

[lament jacinth]

Wow so short

[drowsy lodge]

stickin'' out ur gyatt for the rizzler I WWANNA BE UR STIGMA

[keen parrot]

you shouldnt talk

[gentle steppe]

bro then id be towerin over your team members

[graceful lintel]

By a 4'11 guy

[drowsy crest]

If someone brought a bowling ball and threw it you all will be thrown out of the court like the pins in bowling

[teal dragon]

Power bottom better

[graceful lintel]

🫡

[lament jacinth]

And you're a 4 ft 2 girl

[nimble niche]

when i get rebounds, i can literally never put it back up because everyone around me is 6ft

[gentle steppe]

when the hell did u change your gender

[keen parrot]

hah so you admit

[nimble niche]

we rely on the shooting guard and small forward for points

[lament jacinth]

I admit what

[fickle ingot]

amogu

[drowsy lodge]

one more thing, if you're too scared to ask her out, then ask her in

[keen parrot]

being a dude

[graceful lintel]

No I'm not 💀 and ur a guy who's stuck at 1500s for an year now

[drowsy lodge]

WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS WRONG

[lament jacinth]

Huh. I called him a girl what are you on 💀

[gentle steppe]

chat i am a girl from now on

[drowsy crest]

I was always a girl

[drowsy lodge]

didn't know that u were a man

[gentle steppe]

i meant that why is he callin u a guy nerd

[fervent comet]

i will never play basketball again thats for sure

[teal dragon]

Cc discord trans support at its highest rn

[lament jacinth]

Cause I'm not bothered to correct people

[fervent comet]

W

[graceful lintel]

ask her out sounds good 💀🥹

[fickle ingot]

a

[keen parrot]

cant correct people if they are right 👺

[graceful lintel]

b

[gentle steppe]

💀 ur always callin me out for my grammatical mistakes

[nimble niche]

the "big man" on other teams are all at least 6ft while im the "big man" on my team at 5'7

[gentle steppe]

💀

[fickle ingot]

average 2100 elo

[drowsy lodge]

yeah also you should tell her parents that shes annoying

[fickle ingot]

smh

[nimble niche]

im technically the big man

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sonic-sonic-adventure-minor-spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-meme-gif-24372166

[graceful lintel]

but she's not

[drowsy lodge]

Just breathe

[graceful lintel]

Yea ur right

[lament jacinth]

If you say so 🤷‍♀️

[drowsy crest]

Dw bro just make sure you're saying what you are trying to say, I once said "Hello I am nice very fobby to meet you"

Replace fobby with my real name

[graceful lintel]

Ohk Aditya

[lime lava]

This pee pee poo poo guy doesnt like discord users with no friends

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-khamzat-smile-chmaev-smile-khamzat-chimaev-gif-15793111961246360318

[graceful lintel]

💀🥹😔

[fervent comet]

@graceful lintel just make this face

[lament jacinth]

💀 lmao

[graceful lintel]

💀

[drowsy crest]

Who tf is aditya

[gentle steppe]

il do it because im bored

[fervent comet]

she will ask you out then

[drowsy crest]

Your real name?

[graceful lintel]

Idk 💀

[teal dragon]

"Hey I thought I was kinda cute can u be my girlfriend"

[drowsy lodge]

MY EYES

[graceful lintel]

Wiat no

[keen parrot]

dont ask discord for dating advice, your ass will be lonely forever

[graceful lintel]

Cries x3

[fervent comet]

take my advice

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-kamaru-usman-gif-12771045417684460765

this too big rizz

[drowsy crest]

[graceful lintel]

Less go

[drowsy crest]

I wanna try this out so bad

[fervent comet]

10/10

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

Someone dm me something controversial and I'll debate you on it

Im bored

[graceful lintel]

[fervent comet]

like

[drowsy crest]

Your mom 🗿

[fervent comet]

suggest a topic then ok

[lament jacinth]

Figure it out. There's heaps of controversial matters

[keen parrot]

question: why does your profile look so "catfishy"

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true

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I

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English isn't her first language

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same

[lament jacinth]

Didn't realise a quote I liked is catfishy to you. Sorry to offend you ig

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i hate english too so that is w in my book

[keen parrot]

neither is mine or 90% of others here

[keen parrot]

actually nah, the way you talk you gotta be a woman

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Cool

[lament jacinth]

English Is my third language lol

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It's a dude

[keen parrot]

same

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He is my brother lmao

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my 3rd too

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My 4th

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i only know 3 languages

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My 10th

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Upon recounting it's my 60th

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polyglot giga chad

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My mothertounge is yappenese

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My father tongue is pink

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thats why you yapp so much

[teal dragon]

Always yappin

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why not black

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And my mother tongue is racism

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Everyone's is

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and capping

🧢

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i mean it looks fine...

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Welcome

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lmfaoo

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a

[primal fern]

it's just a grilled cheese sandwich

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idc i am eating that

for 19 billion i will eat any edible item (that does not kill me and is not haram)

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martin

scary

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Lesgo

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how?

nice gold farm though

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Scipio is 3100

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👍

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It's puzzles just to be clear

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ik

[nimble niche]

one of the gms here keeps teaching every one of their students the 4 knights scotch

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whats yo cc

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i have a pic to send, but i cant show it, BECAUSE I AM NEW

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I'll tell u wen I hit 2200 rapid and 3k puzzles

[nimble niche]

like when i play junuor tournaments, people wonder how i'm so dominant, they don't realise the reason i don't make many draws is because i don't play 4 knights scotch

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Scotch is f4 right

No f4

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not having a coach is great, i get to play gambits otb

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D4

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@final gust agrarianbrake78

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f4 g4

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E4, knights out, d4

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Ye

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Yeah if it ain't e4 I ain't playing

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ez

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wait scipio still hhere?

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?

[severe oxide]

the best opening

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where