💬〡general-off-topic

[supple imp]

Bruh how

[iron barn]

Yeah i forgot one thing in the line

[wintry parcel]

Can someone pick a number between 10 and 35 and ping me when you do? Thanks!

[iron barn]

White just wins the pawn on g7

[supple imp]

You make a fair point

[grim edge]

3

[tulip scaffold]

+.15 for black my bad I thought it was winning more

Fair point tho

[grim edge]

why can't I use this

[lost dew]

thank u.

[grim edge]

that's the cutest shit I seen today

[grim edge]

Get some nitro

[toxic plinth]

Gyatt

Totally real

[grim edge]

Yes but it's the same server

[toxic plinth]

Yh they have other server emojis turned off

Ooo nvm

U need nitro for animated emojis💀

Mb

[shy pike]

ew paying discord 🤮

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-smile-hehe-gif-22222286

[shy pike]

or you can just embed tiny images:3
(Cough cough)

[toxic plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-clapping-heath-ledger-joker-dark-knight-batman-gif-16759644527563417234

No gif perms💀

[toxic plinth]

Gyatt…

[lime lava]

That was an epic fail

[toxic plinth]

Ikr 😅

[lime lava]

And the rating aint fake

[grim edge]

Discord Force you to paid

[grim edge]

Actually I didn't pay anything

[iron barn]

Why is my math so goofy

I need to simplify this

[toxic plinth]

Is it like 4 player chess mode or smt? No shot that’s any regular chess mode right?

[grim edge]

Aliens language?

[agile iron]

Its easy but i cant read

[toxic plinth]

It ain’t that hard

[grim edge]

I would have helped but your handwriting is horrible

[iron barn]

😭😭😭

[agile iron]

Same

[iron barn]

Ill try to do it

[pallid plinth]

How is this only a great

There was a pawn I took also

[grim edge]

My mom language Arabic and i can type best then that

[raven flicker]

idk my handwriting looks exactly like this its normal ifk whats wrong with yall

[limpid steppe]

Been a long time since ive talked here so im just gonna post this without any context

[toxic plinth]

Bahahahah

[raven flicker]

🙏🏿🙏🏿

[toxic plinth]

[glacial fulcrum]

Im sorry, but I cant read this

[grim edge]

Arabic is my first language

[glacial fulcrum]

Magnus Pawnsen!!

[iron barn]

i heard that 4 times already

[grim edge]

The ROOOOOK

[glacial fulcrum]

Remember you from pther server

[grim edge]

Is this what I should say?

[keen parrot]

chess.com hasn't taken a position on the ongoing war so no

[tepid patrol]

Alright

[grim edge]

No you said it alirght

[tepid patrol]

I'd rather not, thank you very much

Huh?

[final gust]

@keen parrot update : i feel dumb now

[grim edge]

Thx

[keen parrot]

what happened

[void fjord]

I feel dumb every day and it’s a good thing because you can only get smarter from there!

[cyan plume]

What us happening here?

[void fjord]

Boredumb

[cyan plume]

Nice

[final gust]

U know wen u talkin to someone and u can clearly see they don't wanna be in that conversation but they too nice to tell u to f off

[cyan plume]

That is true

[agile iron]

Hello again

🤗

[void fjord]

Or dumber…

[final gust]

And it's worse cuz that person is "her"

[lilac gust]

www 1200

[final gust]

And now get this weird painful feeling wen u around her

[final gust]

Cuz u know it's a wild goose chase

[shy pike]

eww

[void fjord]

A crush? To the heart?

[keen parrot]

shit happens, time to move on

[final gust]

Un chofunatley

[final gust]

That phrase stings

[final gust]

Brake can't catch a break

[void fjord]

Oops

[final gust]

Ye

[void fjord]

You must be SHATTERED

[final gust]

?

[toxic plinth]

Eww u. 😷

[void fjord]

I was attempting to make a joke b it failed utterly

[grim edge]

You know why they call them crushes

[final gust]

Nothin left to shatter at this point, it's just an empty painful feeling

[keen parrot]

the truth hurts, most of the time she won't be into you. all you have to do is move on and never give up

[fleet sigil]

[final gust]

Cuz they crush ur soul

[toxic plinth]

Omg u have no idea😭. Going through that rn

[void fjord]

Completely skipped the liquid stage… so TOXIC

[grim edge]

Because after you get through one you gotta crush a 12 pack, Go party and have fun that works for me

[keen parrot]

i am "lucky" that i never got to deal with rejection, mostly cause i was too socially awkward to take the shot

[final gust]

I'm tired of having a fighting spirit, ig some ppl are just meant to walk alone

[final gust]

Companionship is overrated anyways

[keen parrot]

there is someone out there for you, you just haven't found her yet

[void fjord]

Alone pt good song

[keen parrot]

at your age i haven't found her either

[grim edge]

Nah, dating is over rated

[keen parrot]

and i might have found her now, but maybe i haven't

you just have to keep going

[grim edge]

Go on tinder and do ONS and party

[cyan plume]

Whst

[final gust]

For how long dawg

[grim edge]

One night stands

[keen parrot]

forever

that's the struggle of life

[toxic plinth]

Omg I think I’m the same way. I dont have big enough balls to ask

[grim edge]

Bruh don't crush his soul

[void fjord]

agreed

[keen parrot]

and the pursuit of happiness ig

but the moment you give up you lost

even if you die alone you will have died trying

[reef fern]

never resign

always look for stalemate

[earnest saffron]

NEVER GIVE UPNEVER WHAT?

[final gust]

they always just character development

[grim edge]

The pursuit is pointless, just have fun and focus on your career, balance it between things you want to do and trying to set yourself up bro, dating is a secondary objective

[limpid steppe]

new pfp fo 1 day 💯

[final gust]

Y did mother nature even introduce me to her

[cyan plume]

Wtd

Nice pfp

[void fjord]

Speaking of crushing people are you actually homeless?

[grim edge]

Sometimes

[void fjord]

Dang

[final gust]

It's feels empty rn, but

[grim edge]

Nah bro, word of advice

[final gust]

But Idk

[final gust]

Ye

[grim edge]

Dating is secondary, have as much fun as you can while still making sure you money for the future

[reef fern]

how

[keen parrot]

bro this dude is like 16

[final gust]

I dont just wanna "Date" for the sake of dating, not something ima be bragging abt. I just really liked this particular individual. But sometimes someone may be perfect for u but u ain't even close for em

[keen parrot]

you fill his mind with making money he will never try finding love again

[reef fern]

love is bullshit societal norm

[final gust]

Advice to other teens, don't focus on the 2k elo grind : touch grass, develop social skills

[keen parrot]

love is what makes life worth living

[cyan plume]

Lol

[reef fern]

how come it always happens between people you find physically attractive as much as you relatively

everyone is so full of shit about this topic

true love is unconditional

[final gust]

Maybe love itself not romance

[reef fern]

most people dont love

[void fjord]

Poetry

[reef fern]

they delude themselves into thinking they do

[keen parrot]

i met my girlfriend online, we fell in love before we even thought of each other physically

[reef fern]

^

how come its gotta be a person with interest similar to urs

or a personality that compliments yours

[keen parrot]

it doesnt

[final gust]

With that being said, maybe I'll stumble on someone maybe I won't. Life is weird

[reef fern]

yea it doesnt but it is

[keen parrot]

me and her have almost nothing in common

[reef fern]

good for you ur in the minority

[final gust]

Some of the best relationships

[reef fern]

talking about most people

[keen parrot]

yeah i cant speak for others on this subject, only myself

[final gust]

@keen parrot so u reckon I forget?

[reef fern]

thats how you meet anyone at all dating is not an exception

[teal dragon]

SO GO AND TELL EM THAT I NEVER EXISTED 🗣️🔥🔥💯

[keen parrot]

you will move on eventually

[final gust]

Do I at least maintain a decent friendship or do forget her completely

[reef fern]

your choice bro

[keen parrot]

up to you

[reef fern]

we dont know u we dont know her

[mild nest]

biggest mistake would be listening to tilt

[reef fern]

youd know best

[cyan plume]

It is up to you

[final gust]

In general wat would u advise

[reef fern]

going to a eight time divorcee and asking for marital advice

[reef fern]

thats exactly what id advise

do what u think is best

[mild nest]

bette than listening to tilt

[final gust]

I'm too delusional to know wats best
That's why I'm asking for advice on a chess discord server

[reef fern]

nah that is tilt tho

eight time divorcee

[keen parrot]

vortex bro whats your problem 😭

[drowsy lodge]

objection your honour he is lying

[void fjord]

And also don’t forget that you have friends lmao a couple people I know have done that maybe they’ll come back around but they’ve made it very awkward…

[reef fern]

grind the hell out of chess become 3500 elo super grandmaster world champion and an eureka moment will come where youll find the answer

if u wanna be friends and its mutual stay friends

if not move on

thats it

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[final gust]

I'm tired of feeling stupid. Nothing I accomplish, no matter how much I improve, I'm always the one that loses

[final gust]

Bu that sounds legit

[blazing creek]

Hey it should be funny to be an IM because then you can say I'm [name] xD

[final gust]

Thx

[boreal cosmos]

even better i can say im a IM

[reef fern]

brother youre 2000 elo youre above the 1 percentile i would chop off body parts that i cant even name here just to be 1200

[blazing creek]

An is the correct word tho

[boreal cosmos]

no, that would be incorrect

[keen parrot]

an is correct

[blazing creek]

IM starts with a vowel sound so it is correct

[boreal cosmos]

its not, since my title is AIM

a IM not ANIM

[final gust]

This is y I get advice from a chess discord server

[keen parrot]

A is a vowel too

[boreal cosmos]

[blazing creek]

Yeah that's a vowel sound

[boreal cosmos]

you have no idea whats aim

[grim edge]

Tf is aim

[final gust]

Yall are real ones
Thx @keen parrot @reef fern @grim edge

[keen parrot]

arena titles are useless

[boreal cosmos]

a chess title

[blazing creek]

Why are you so mad just cuz you got facts wrong

[keen parrot]

np man, things might seem hopeless rn but it will get better

[final gust]

I can only hope

[boreal cosmos]

im not mad, you didnt get the part where "a IM" = AIM

[blazing creek]

Well you would still use the word an there

[boreal cosmos]

you still don't get it lol

[reef fern]

seems like it comes easy as hell to most people and im the only one strugglin i learned the queens gambit and got to 800 but now im stuck id be happy at 1000 i dont know what im not doing i play chess every single day do puzzles analyze its always one step forward and two steps back and the shit part is i actually genuinely like playing chess i just cant progress

[blazing creek]

Not sure if you made a joke to dodge the fact that you were wrong

[boreal cosmos]

i have made the same joke like 10+ times

[blazing creek]

I've never seen it before tho lol

[boreal cosmos]

yes since you don't know whats aim Lol

but don't worry about it

[blazing creek]

Nah I don't, but I do know that you need to aim with a sniper

[boreal cosmos]

.

[blazing creek]

Oh

[teal dragon]

You loser 🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Hallo, wie geht es Ihnen?

[mild nest]

u cant

[boreal cosmos]

and you are 1 step from getting banned as i remember

[boreal cosmos]

this is english server

[mild nest]

u simply arent an im

and you arent even close to im

[boreal cosmos]

im not an im im a im

[mild nest]

yes, ur an aim

[boreal cosmos]

yes

[mild nest]

but not an im

im is impressive, aim is what ur average joe shmoe flexes

[blazing creek]

Notice he used the word an xD

[final gust]

Ye ig it's my turn for advice
I've learned that u get stuck all the time
Chess is depressing, u always get that depressing frustrating feeling during these times, thoughts of self doubt and waves of demotivation, I won't advise you not no feel this way as it's inevitable and I feel - necessary -, for growth but I will advise you not to let this discourage u from playing. I can almost 100% gaurentee u that u will eventually pass this barrier. Patience is easier said than done. But it is necessary

[keen parrot]

AIM = Arena I paid 100 bucks for this title Master

[boreal cosmos]

i have other titles to flex with 🙂

[mild nest]

for once i have to agree with tilt

[grim edge]

Ist dies ein englischer server?(english server?)

[mild nest]

what does ni even stand for

[boreal cosmos]

ja

[mild nest]

yes now start speaking only english

[blazing creek]

English

[boreal cosmos]

its a fide trainers title

[grim edge]

I know about IM not AIM

[keen parrot]

[reef fern]

nah i aint get mad or sad at games period just cant figure out why im not progressing when im doin everything right

[final gust]

@reef fern just keep loving chess

[mild nest]

its in his list of "titles"

[mild nest]

aim is for im wannabes

[reef fern]

ive gained 187 elo in the past month and only 52 in the past week

[final gust]

Ull progress. There's a lot of psychological factors in chess

[keen parrot]

im a NA but i don't brag abt it

[keen parrot]

thats still great

[blazing creek]

Wim = wanna be im

[boreal cosmos]

i will be NA in a week aswell

[final gust]

Then u going places

[reef fern]

ive stopped progressing much

and its mainly cause i learned queens gambit

[keen parrot]

i had to take the course for it due to chess club league matches

[blazing creek]

Wait WIM is woman IM right

[mild nest]

no, wim = cm

[grim edge]

Nicht sehr gut darin(not good at it)

[keen parrot]

you always needed to have an arbiter for home games

[teal dragon]

Im aCP Casual Player no mean to brag

[boreal cosmos]

we have to take an exam on arbiters manual + operate some stuff on dgt clocks

[keen parrot]

Chris Paul

[final gust]

I used to gain like a 100 elo a month wen I was 600 elo. Wen it started slowing down I was confused

[cyan plume]

That is better than my profit for elo

[final gust]

Just trust the process my G

[reef fern]

yeah same shits happenin to me rn

[cyan plume]

It is less addictive now

[keen parrot]

Elo is kind of exponential

[mild nest]

thats good stop bitching abt it

[mild nest]

it isnt****

[keen parrot]

1900->2000 is way harder than 500->600

[grim edge]

vimun

[mild nest]

it is logarithmic

[keen parrot]

im literally outsid3

[blazing creek]

Not this discussion again plz

[grim edge]

proof

[final gust]

Well see I'll catch yall another day 👋

[boreal cosmos]

1900-2000 is harder than 500 -) 1000

[teal dragon]

🛢️

[mild nest]

it is logarithmic

[bright glade]

you tried devouring grass?

satisfy his whims

[teal dragon]

Time to find this street

[grim edge]

haha you’re outside that is impossible, get it? cause you’re a chess player hah

[reef fern]

clearly not if it were thered be the same amount of 1000 rated players as there are 2000 or any other ratinf

[bright glade]

ommmm fresh grass for dinner

[sharp galleon]

smells Danish

[keen parrot]

its raining and i want to go home

[cyan plume]

Let's asked the geoguesser goat

[mild nest]

???

[keen parrot]

isnt exponential and logarithmic the same thing?

[grim edge]

true

[keen parrot]

whatever idgaf

[bright glade]

they're literally the opposites lol

[keen parrot]

shit idc

yall can have this one

[void fjord]

What is that?

[cyan plume]

What is the hardest elo range to play on

[keen parrot]

thats great, i dont care

[bright glade]

i was just plotting random graphs on desmos, that's like 20 different functions

[cyan plume]

No they are the opposite

[void fjord]

Oh I was thinking that was a problem that you were supposed prove or something lol 😆

[keen parrot]

dude stop fuxking bothering i dont care

[bright glade]

why so angry

did someone piss you off

[grim edge]

log_a (b) = c <==> a^c=b

[cyan plume]

Math

[grim edge]

so yeah they're the opposite

[bright glade]

nah i was just messing around lol

[reef fern]

of course the chess nerds know math

[grim edge]

zorniger Amerikaner

[boreal cosmos]

3000-3500

[cyan plume]

I need to study for math shut

[keen parrot]

who is 3500

[boreal cosmos]

Hikaru

[reef fern]

me

[grim edge]

the desmos mfos when i pull this out;
https://www.desmos.com/calculator/0vidm5tjhr?lang=es

[keen parrot]

not in blitz

[reef fern]

and hikaru i guess yeah

[boreal cosmos]

don't care

[grim edge]

imma go shower bye stinkies of chat

[reef fern]

nice one

gotta start using that one

[cyan plume]

©️

[teal dragon]

Hi chat

[cyan plume]

Bye chat

[grim edge]

why is the emoji highlighted?

[cyan plume]

Don't know

[teal dragon]

©️

[cyan plume]

Copyright ©️...

[void fjord]

🌫️ that’s so cool

[cyan plume]

🎓

Is it night time for anyone

[rocky vale]

Hi mommy!

[teal dragon]

Hello dog :)

[rocky vale]

How are you on this fine day

[void fjord]

🍌

[cyan plume]

Lol

[keen parrot]

10 pm

[cyan plume]

Nice

US

[teal dragon]

Tired 😴😴 been slaving away being housewife cosplay

[grim edge]

11pm

[keen parrot]

show

[teal dragon]

I ment

[keen parrot]

aw i was thinking maid cosplay mb

[teal dragon]

Ive just been doing chores no outfit sadly

[quiet sparrow]

Tell me

Would you love me if i was a worm

[keen parrot]

i hate worms so no

[void fjord]

I would eat em

But unfortunately they’re too toxic

Look at that riz

[bright glade]

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[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[void fjord]

Because rank

[void fjord]

I mean wouldn’t want a bunch of idiot spamming body parts

[hasty iris]

"very lucky and trash" while he blundered the opening and I won easily 💀

[grim edge]

There is luck in chess 😨😨

[hasty iris]

Salty over unrated bullet games is something I will never understand

[iron barn]

why is there no autoqueen on mobile

[mild nest]

there isnt

[keen parrot]

your opponent might stumble in your prep

[teal dragon]

Hand

[rocky vale]

What da hell

[mild nest]

not luck

[void fjord]

A hand with blood spilling from it fr fr

[teal dragon]

So me

Can i dm you it :)))

[void fjord]

Like noooo😯

[teal dragon]

Its just my hand covered in blood

[grim edge]

👀

[daring prawn]

Oh, it's biology lesson? I want to see blood too!

[void fjord]

You committed homicide?

https://tenor.com/view/antman-funny-smile-goofy-blink-gif-5464752

[grim edge]

bro my elo keep dropping T^T

[daring prawn]

As 99 elo I could explain it as skill issues

[grim edge]

U can't get to 99 elo -w-"

[stuck nest]

This convo about to take a bad turn, ain't it?

[teal dragon]

Sadly not just had a nosebleed lmao

[void fjord]

Fudge…

[daring prawn]

But it could be for me, im just so bad in chess

[grim edge]

100 elo is the limit how r u at 99

[daring prawn]

As i said, skill issues. Wanna have a game?

[grim edge]

sure

[reef fern]

dont do it

[daring prawn]

I will send you invite link in dm!

[reef fern]

hes 2800

[grim edge]

It not like I'm gonna win

[grim edge]

well worth a try

[grim edge]

even if I lose my elo won't go down

[daring prawn]

No, to be honest im beginner

[grim edge]

It's fun to play with u seem to be doin not bad at all for a beginner ^^

[daring prawn]

Thank u, you are awesome example of success my friend!

Thank you for the game also

[grim edge]

Meh I've been doing really bad lately

[grim edge]

I've been stuck at this level for a long time

[last verge]

||skill issue||

[daring prawn]

Sometimes you need to do backup, to remember your previous lessons and improve. Just keep it up and you will get high!

[last verge]

bro is 2800

[daring prawn]

[grim edge]

who

[worthy flume]

im 1560 whats my chances to get 1600 to end of week

[grim edge]

Thank u ^^

[last verge]

you could get 1600 today your rating deviates a lot randomly that's how it works

you could also drop to 1400 or stay where you are

[daring prawn]

You're always welcome for another game

[rocky vale]

Could I get 1800 today

[grim edge]

sure let play another one that was my first win of the day I think

[rocky vale]

I usually use weed for that

[last verge]

yeah definitely you're basically already there

but then you have to account for performance anxiety and of course just making mistakes

[rocky vale]

Today I beat a 1823 in 12 moves.

[last verge]

juiced up

[grim edge]

Nice job ^^

[rocky vale]

Bro blundered his knight against the most troll opening ever

[grim edge]

Well some people play when they are frustrated or stress

that's one of the reason why they are doing poorly or under performance

[last verge]

i havent beaten a titled player with a troll opening yet

[grim edge]

:0

[last verge]

sadge

[teal dragon]

SO ME

[grim edge]

hai alice

[rocky vale]

You have beaten a titled player?

[dawn yew]

Hi

[teal dragon]

Hollo

[grim edge]

Mostly everyone here including me or some of the other player too

[hasty iris]

many 😎

[rocky vale]

Gigachad

[hasty iris]

not many but the one's I beat were not good

[dawn yew]

how do people give the names of the openings?

[rocky vale]

WCM?

[hasty iris]

IM and FM

[rocky vale]

Sheesh

[hasty iris]

but they were bad like 2280 blitz

[rocky vale]

Wdym IM not good

You are 1600-1799???

[hasty iris]

probably old retired IM who got title in europe somewhere

[hasty iris]

yes

[rocky vale]

Bro's talented

[hasty iris]

No 💀

my real rating is probably around 1900 though I just don't play rated games

[grim edge]

Hollow Knight?

[rocky vale]

Online rating?

[hasty iris]

the IM blundered so bad, he could have taken a draw

yeah online

[teal dragon]

Le wut

🛢️

[rocky vale]

Today I got my highest engine evaluation ever

[hasty iris]

I play many 1900-2100 chesscom rating guys OTB twice every week for the last 4 months. free improvement without having to do much studying or anything

[rocky vale]

What are your main openings

[grim edge]

🥺

[rocky vale]

I played one a few weeks ago and he destroyed my scandi

[bright folio]

[hasty iris]

french and ruy

but i dont study

go to local club

[rocky vale]

'With french you can easily equalize'

[hasty iris]

I like french cause u feel more in control vs the scary games in e4 e5

[hexed lagoon]

I like goths

[rocky vale]

Robatsch superior

[daring prawn]

I have to go right now. But we can any other time tomorrow?

[daring prawn]

Rock & paper & scissors mf's when update came out

[teal dragon]

Uhhh

[daring prawn]

Good night everyone and bless you god

[grim edge]

sure^^

[toxic valley]

Isn't this how to force checkmate with 2 knights

[rocky vale]

I thought it is impossible, there has to be a pawn

[toxic valley]

Previous move from white was Kf6+ and forced to go corner

[rocky vale]

Why is the king on h6 then

King is giving the other king a check

[grim edge]

bro I'm gonna cry my elo drop way too much now ;-;

[fallow delta]

Not forced

[primal shore]

What about against the sicillan, against the caro, the French against d4...

sigh

[primal shore]

Take a break

[keen parrot]

i play ruy against french

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-mommy-boss-cry-gif-20529822

[grim edge]

ok ;-;

[cloud glen]

it's so fun to just promote 10 queens in endgame

[grim edge]

Französisch ist langweilig

[grim edge]

that's just disrespecting

[keen parrot]

real

[cloud glen]

true but it's funny af

[grim edge]

it's not ngl

[cloud glen]

premoving fun as hell

[cloud glen]

k

[grim edge]

bruh wait till u make a blunder lol

[cloud glen]

I make those every game

[twilit bronze]

hola

[teal dragon]

Wait u play london

[grim edge]

It;s not that bad

[teal dragon]

Its uneventful

Its shit chess

[grim edge]

london is fun sometime

[teal dragon]

Go watch paint dry

[grim edge]

I do

I do watch paint dry

[teal dragon]

Ok

[bright folio]

[teal dragon]

d4 license revoked

[grim edge]

So I realiz smth opening doesn't matter it's how u perform

and thinks

[teal dragon]

Qb3 🤡🤡

[grim edge]

???

[graceful obsidian]

Need some help with the lessons in the app

[teal dragon]

In the above image

[potent merlin]

What help?

[grim edge]

well ppl have different ways of playing

[graceful obsidian]

I see that majority of lessons are focused on white ? Any black lessons or are they basically saying just to flip the board when your ready to try it

I havent seen any lessons for black openings

[teal dragon]

Ok moving on from the opening its an objectively bad move is what im trying to say

[graceful obsidian]

Really having a hard time opening/ defending with the black pieces

[grim edge]

We all make mistakes

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163827

[teal dragon]

London does neither fly like a butterfly nor sting like a bee

[potent merlin]

I have seen many lessons for black pieces. Are you in the "beginner" section of lessons?

[grim edge]

I'm back losers

[graceful obsidian]

Probably if you say so i believe it, how do i find them?

[keen parrot]

where did you go 🥺

[grim edge]

Dude why are you asking?

You literally harras me

[keen parrot]

😭

i missed you big bro

[grim edge]

Stfu (f-frick)

[teal dragon]

Im so immature

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Aren't we all

[potent merlin]

What elo are you on chess.com?

[keen parrot]

if i was more immature would you be into me too

[graceful obsidian]

640

And starting as black is like complete hell for me

[grim edge]

I am into women

[keen parrot]

i can make that happen too 🏳️‍⚧️

[sleek oriole]

are you acoustic?

[keen parrot]

yes

[sleek oriole]

maybe you just restarted

[grim edge]

1-4 tottenham chelsea

[keen parrot]

thats true, cause you be the one turning me off

[sleek oriole]

oh, I thought I'd turn you on with my jokes

[teal dragon]

Im neo grünfeld ultra delayed exchange variation

[sleek oriole]

hi hungry, im dad

[potent merlin]

Why do you think that's the case?

[teal dragon]

No way jit giving a therapist session

[keen parrot]

you should have been earlier

mfs had a conversation about the meaning of life

[sleek oriole]

what is the meaning of life, if not chess?

[keen parrot]

finding happiness

[potent merlin]

Ask ppl questions. It's a good practice even outside of therapy. But yeah I'm a bit into that recently lol

[graceful obsidian]

Im assuming its proper piece development not defending correctly not understanding how to play against whites e4/d4

[grim edge]

There's no meaning in life

[supple delta]

Hello?

[graceful obsidian]

There are some things i can do better as white aswell but i’ve learned the london and have some with it and understand how to play against some openings with it

[sleek oriole]

I need some kind of proof

[graceful obsidian]

Due to the lessons on chess.com

[glass wren]

[keen parrot]

you can have your own meaning of life, i was just sharing mine

[teal dragon]

Kill all london players

[sleek oriole]

+1

[teal dragon]

Is my meaning of life

True

[sleek oriole]

bro why you gotta bring our guy admin into this

[glass wren]

oh come on it ain't that bad

[sleek oriole]

its as dry as a girls text who doesnt like you back

[keen parrot]

sounds like you are speaking from experience

[sleek oriole]

oh you are so right

[keen parrot]

[glass wren]

welp

[keen parrot]

i never get rejected cause i never tried

[glass wren]

fear of rejection

[keen parrot]

tbh that shit held me back for so long

thank God i dont have to worry now

[sleek oriole]

how would you know if you never tried? you can only win or gain experience

wrong reply

[potent merlin]

It's hard to give you specific advice here. People at your level (600) don't play very well but some of them learn a lot of theory for some reason. Play d5 against e4. It's called the scandinavian defense.

[keen parrot]

mhm

i skipped all the levels and went straight to the final boss

[sleek oriole]

boo chess? we are talking about life here

[keen parrot]

im her first serious thing too

[sleek oriole]

you have a gf? how come" you never tried" then?

[keen parrot]

i didnt really "ask her out" or smth, we just talked and stuff clicked that way

[potent merlin]

Chess is like life. They teach you opening theory and then you have no clue what to do next

[sleek oriole]

thats what im talking about. keep this up.

[sleek oriole]

ah i c

[rocky vale]

You know opening theory?

[teal dragon]

I know you always say you'd give him away for me
But I ain't never been the one for commitment
I'm gonna leave you either way if you stay with me, oh yeah
So go and tell him that I never existed

[supple delta]

What you guys cooking? I'm new here

[glass wren]

life

[supple delta]

Nice

[potent merlin]

Infiltration

[sleek oriole]

they triyna mate you from everywhere

[cedar osprey]

[stark fern]

is dax banned ?

[keen parrot]

chess is like life, sac your queen to mate the black kings

[potent merlin]

Well IK it exists...

[glass wren]

wdym

life isn't nonsense (at times)

[sleek oriole]

I only got teached the main lines.. noone told me there were sidelines.

[rocky vale]

Knowone?

Interesting word

[sleek oriole]

sush

[rocky vale]

Sushi?

[teal dragon]

When i lost you in japan 🗣️💯💯

[drowsy crest]

My one day ban is over

[glass wren]

i used stockfish to learn theory

[sleek oriole]

i dont get that metaphor

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon mommy!

[keen parrot]

what did you do 😭

[glass wren]

moved back to chess for a quick second

[teal dragon]

DOGGY!

[grim edge]

Hi fobby

[drowsy crest]

Hi

[supple delta]

Hello

[grim edge]

The “I refuse to resign” gambit

[keen parrot]

hello unity

[bright eagle]

wanna help me test out a bot 👀

[grim edge]

Can someone help me with mathematics

Uh idk

[drowsy crest]

Ayo Mr IQ is here lmao

[glass wren]

ngl It's annoying when they don't want to resign or simply wait until their clock runs out

[bright eagle]

its rated around 800 elo

[supple delta]

I guess

[keen parrot]

my IQ is 98 im smarter than all of you !!!

[glass wren]

[grim edge]

Im actually 1k just not on this acc

[supple delta]

That's not even average 💀💀

[sleek oriole]

this is why i dont play OTB, them kids be playing until 50 move rule

[rocky vale]

Akshually, the average IQ is 100

[teal dragon]

Way above 🥶🥶

[keen parrot]

98/100 is pretty good i would say

[bright eagle]

oh well that's perfect honestly could use someone slightly stronger

[grim edge]

I tanked awhile back to i gotta climb back up

[glass wren]

they like to play till checkmate

[keen parrot]

also HIV test came back positive 🔥

[grim edge]

I guess a game wouldnt hurt long as it wont hack my phone

[sleek oriole]

firee-eeee-..er?

[grim edge]

I should take an iq test

[supple delta]

I guess you right Cause we are evolving backwards

[rocky vale]

Bro's Albert Einstein

[keen parrot]

i got studies starting in january, until then I'm working on chess and making coaching material

[drowsy crest]

You edited the site to make it higher didn't you

[keen parrot]

day was pretty good

[supple delta]

I took it once and it said its 200 soo its either I'm smarter then literally y'all or it's just a bad way to calculate

[keen parrot]

popped off on the other website

[sleek oriole]

im about to drop out from uni

[keen parrot]

got 2500 rapid

[keen parrot]

damn what happen

[glass wren]

most likely the 2nd thing but alright

[void fjord]

Just got an hiv shot today lol

[drowsy crest]

I tried but couldnt how

[glass wren]

why?

[supple delta]

Its definitely 2nd

Magnus doing all his side quest now

[keen parrot]

damn the shot on the right 😩

[potent merlin]

Oh i thought it was called soccer womp womp

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> wtf no excuses for this one

[glass wren]

def not

[bright eagle]

check your dms

[rocky vale]

It's on purpose, you fool

[supple delta]

His stats is full of knowledge

[teal dragon]

Fully vaxxed 🔥💯💯

[keen parrot]

yeah they know how to check logs

[sleek oriole]

i failed multiple midterms bro:( (no worries tho, there are retakes still. im just overwhelmed)

[keen parrot]

kek

[keen parrot]

yeah man, never give up

[glass wren]

mhm

[supple delta]

Same man😑😣 but I'm still going strong

[cedar osprey]

Don't need to ping to remind us. We know when messages are deleted thanks

[drowsy crest]

Enough of your crap lmao

[teal dragon]

Fr

Layden ngl

[drowsy crest]

And you are letting him off the hook?

[sleek oriole]

we got this

[glass wren]

wish you luck

[keen parrot]

[sleek oriole]

thanks!

[keen parrot]

wouldn't be the first time and wouldn't be the last

[drowsy crest]

I am gonna start sending stuff like that lmao

[void fjord]

LIES

[keen parrot]

but it looks like he did get muted

[glass wren]

well he ain't typin

[drowsy crest]

Didnt

[supple delta]

Hope we do man cause I wana be rich AF

[teal dragon]

Damn

[drowsy crest]

Did

[keen parrot]

ok mod

[drowsy crest]

Gg

Bast wouldn't have done it I bet

[sleek oriole]

XD literally. but "a man who likes to walk, will walk further, than the guy who likes the destination". make your brain think you like the stupd stuff they teach you

[void fjord]

Drama

[glass wren]

how dare you snitch kek

[supple delta]

Anyone 1400 and less?? Add me in chess.com "Egnigmaking" is my I'd well have a fantastic game tomorrow

[teal dragon]

[normal hatch]

no

[supple delta]

Definitely

[prime summit]

im literally trash at chess im 400 and joined 2 whole months ago

[lament hatch]

the one above it is crazy

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[supple delta]

We all start from somewhere man you got this

[glass wren]

Is it normal to have a higher irl rating then online 💀 (idk what i'm doing wrong online)

[keen parrot]

fr

[drowsy crest]

Well deserved bro got kayden TOed for nothing

[keen parrot]

its not normal, but maybe it takes time for u to get used to online

[sleek oriole]

@teal dragon out here just reacting to messages like its a twitch chat

[void fjord]

I got four mistakes zero blunders and zero misses the other day

[cedar osprey]

Please stop pretending to have mod perms, you have already been warned. Thanks!

[keen parrot]

kayden you have to become a real mod

[keen parrot]

rip

[drowsy crest]

Kayden for mod petition

[keen parrot]

i am 18+ but they don't want me

[supple delta]

Guys you know what I like more then chess ?

[glass wren]

ya applied?

[keen parrot]

yeh

[teal dragon]

Oxygen

[supple delta]

ANIME ❤❤❤ but yeah that too

[teal dragon]

Vimun as mod is crazy

[keen parrot]

i mean they don't instantly accept or decline, and they just had an influx of new mods

hoping i make the shortlist next time around

[void fjord]

Do you like to remove oxygen?

[grim edge]

Fobby hru?

[glass wren]

yep, wait until some resign, then try again

[teal dragon]

Get rid of bast ong

[keen parrot]

pain got bonked but i wasn't in the server at that point

[grim edge]

Why are all the mods online today?

[glass wren]

at midnight as well

[sleek oriole]

@grim edge theyre watching you.

[keen parrot]

they will have to get 4 new mods to replace the effort the guy puts in

[glass wren]

(well atleast for me)

[supple delta]

I dont understand this fide rating and chess.com rating what's the difference?

[keen parrot]

so am i hehe

[sleek oriole]

are you an undercover mod????

[grim edge]

No daily don't leave

[teal dragon]

Bro who wakes up and wants to moderate a discord server

[glass wren]

fide rating is your irl playing strenght, you go to actual tournaments

[keen parrot]

i wish

[normal hatch]

One is otb the other is online. Fides is also “worth more”

[glass wren]

held in your country or internationally (if you can travel)

[keen parrot]

i would get some free dia at least

[void fjord]

Just to prove that they actually exist even if they don’t do much💀

[sleek oriole]

my only dream.

[supple delta]

I always thought its the same ,can we not use chess.com rating and do the same ?

[teal dragon]

[supple delta]

Ohh okay

[keen parrot]

tbh i would consider modding here to just improve the community in general

[glass wren]

nah, ones much harder to increase than the other one kek

unless you pro

[keen parrot]

the diamond is just a nice bonus

[normal hatch]

Nightmare fuel

[teal dragon]

Titl for mod 🙏🙏🙏

[supple delta]

Soo if I was 2000 Fide I would be more recognized then 2000 online ?

[sleek oriole]

i see i see, but you just have to take in account the consequences, you might change for ever

[keen parrot]

im in a ldr, gotta be a bit masochistic for that

[glass wren]

well usually your online rating will be higher than your otb - Fide rating

[supple delta]

Okay I kinda get it now

[glass wren]

mods get free diamond?

[normal hatch]

[keen parrot]

yeah

[glass wren]

dam

[sleek oriole]

there is literally a chess-talk downtown

[glass wren]

you could also go for CM or FM

[unkempt pawn]

Wait wait, I'm questioning myself for tbh no reason but now I'd like to know

[grim edge]

omg

[keen parrot]

im not far off CM and its my goal for OTB chess

[grim edge]

That is so true

[glass wren]

CM is at 2200 right?

[normal hatch]

Gato

[grim edge]

I feel like anitta is the real mod

[supple delta]

Anyways guys seya Goodnight its my first day but had a nice chat with couple of you people

[glass wren]

if so then you aren't far xD

[keen parrot]

yep, im around 2080 ATM

[sleek oriole]

anitta rules

[keen parrot]

anitta is the goat

[normal hatch]

Nub

[unkempt pawn]

Why does chess have a female tournament and a male tournament l, it's not like football or basketball lol. Not like females minds work different then males when it comes to strategy???

[normal hatch]

[keen parrot]

if you actually are serious about smth and want to see a change that's your goto

[keen parrot]

the male is not male, its open

[sleek oriole]

please lets not start gender war.

[keen parrot]

the female is there to incentivise more female players

[unkempt pawn]

Not how I meant it

[grim edge]

The other mods don't really do anything except delete some messages and time people out

[void fjord]

Honestly I don’t believe that it’s possible to improve the community from remote locations through text but I do believe that by strictly limiting the access of those who are determined to be disruptive or inappropriate you can definitely improve the positive energy of an online space… Also should I become a freaking scholar?

[grim edge]

I mean kinda

[keen parrot]

well how else cam you moderate, by physically being in the server?!

[glass wren]

isn't that the entire job of mods

[sleek oriole]

just enough to keep the diamond membership 😄 😄 couldn't blame them

[glass wren]

ik there's more

[teal dragon]

[glass wren]

waiting to claim my free 1 month from duolingo 😄

[sleek oriole]

that was weird

[grim edge]

The mods let us ping them

[void fjord]

Idk I’m not a mod so I can’t find out…🙂🙃

[keen parrot]

this server will for a fuxked up reason always hold a place in my heart, about time i give back

[normal hatch]

Except we do

[grim edge]

Except anitta

[keen parrot]

anitta also gets pinged by the server mod ping

[grim edge]

Omg I feel like I am going to get banned

[glass wren]

ye

[keen parrot]

as long as you quit trying to get together with minors here you should be ok

[sleek oriole]

dont draw attention to yourself

[normal hatch]

Bro aint gonna let that go ever

[teal dragon]

Im there written in sharpie

[keen parrot]

death note

[keen parrot]

nope

its kinda ironic that it's coming from me but idgaf

[sleek oriole]

wow that was a long time ago

[void fjord]

Though with the way this place is run I would say it’s quite the opposite😝

[sleek oriole]

that smiley creeps me out

[viscid jacinth]

hi

[grim edge]

:3

[teal dragon]

Omg finally interesting people

[glass wren]

more weekly arena winners

[keen parrot]

not me ):

[sleek oriole]

the legend who's quotes are always bringed upon, has joined the chat

[teal dragon]

Yeah not u (:

[keen parrot]

cause im not a person

[dense kestrel]

Yo yo yo

[viscid jacinth]

Sun Tzu "Art of War"

[keen parrot]

im an entity that transcends individualism

[void fjord]

Wouldn’t that be cringed upon?

[grim edge]

infinite ram

[sleek oriole]

bro

[keen parrot]

i always have like 6 tabs max wtf

[void fjord]

Seems like someone has a crush…

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

hi

[normal hatch]

Danya😍

[grim edge]

oh my lands

[keen parrot]

i mean tbf alice, im not the most interesting person

[sleek oriole]

whats up with your lands

[grim edge]

they're not picking fast enough

[keen parrot]

my actions are the most interesting part if at all

[sleek oriole]

aint no way

[keen parrot]

anime pfp, joined today on both discord and this server...

[keen parrot]

you never showed me yours

[teal dragon]

Ok bet

[sleek oriole]

hats off

[keen parrot]

wait

[grim edge]

Lucy

Lucy

[primal shore]

@grim edge @teal dragon @viral epoch @glossy radish ily

[keen parrot]

even my gf doesn't show feet bro don't do it

[grim edge]

Lucy

[primal shore]

Aye

[grim edge]

why is this the first thing I see

Hru?

[sleek oriole]

what about me

[grim edge]

🛢️?

[primal shore]

Idk you

[grim edge]

u know me? 🥺

Are are you hot irl?

[grim edge]

You radiate massive simp vibes

[primal shore]

My back is aching bad tonight I don't know what I did

[sleek oriole]

that made me sad

[keen parrot]

lucy if you want to ping for this it would be funny

[primal shore]

My posture has been fine but maybe I overworked myself or something

[grim edge]

hilarious

[teal dragon]

🤩🤩🤩

[warped vigil]

HI!

[primal shore]

Only in summer time :]

[grim edge]

hi Jacob

[sleek oriole]

bro stuttering in text

[grim edge]

I am hot all the time

ur not hot even in summer you live besides polar bears

[warped vigil]

👯‍♂️

[keen parrot]

a-are you.. you kn-know... HOt irl?!

[grim edge]

Even in winter

[keen parrot]

bro suffering from hypothermia

[teal dragon]

Im about 37 degrees all year round

[grim edge]

nah mfo ain't cool

[keen parrot]

basic

[lime lava]

I was thinkin the same

[grim edge]

Can't even simp correctly

[grim edge]

high pH?

[sleek oriole]

pretty steep ngl

[grim edge]

Mairos why are you here?

Why are you not in Vc?

[grim edge]

I'm 36

[keen parrot]

if his blood is high pH he needs to see a doctor

[teal dragon]

Years? Thats crazy

[grim edge]

lmao

I too much sugar in my blood

[regal vault]

anyone wanna play

[lime lava]

why dont u ask if Im hot

[grim edge]

a week ago though I was 39-40 with a BPM of 140 💪

[primal shore]

@grim edge the pH level of your piss is 2

[keen parrot]

"because you are so sweet lucy" say it

[grim edge]

I already know you are

[teal dragon]

did you taste???

[lime lava]

is that good

[grim edge]

Wdym?

[primal shore]

I can feel the acidic content in my bones

[grim edge]

'

[grim edge]

what about mine

[keen parrot]

why is his piss in your bones?

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[grim edge]

Wdym?

[keen parrot]

hi v, perfect timing to join

[glossy radish]

just finished tutoring the little kids

[teal dragon]

Hi impostor incho

[grim edge]

My mental is horrible

[glass wren]

how was it

[glossy radish]

i’m not his imposter

[lime lava]

I think imma head out cya

[grim edge]

not hard

bye daddy

[keen parrot]

that's cause you are such a rizzlord

[glossy radish]

kids were terrible at maths

[grim edge]

Shut up

[primal shore]

It's an old engineering trade secret to be able to know the pH of something without coming in contact or seeing it

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

bye be safe

[glass wren]

oof

[glossy radish]

i love me too

[grim edge]

i wonder if my piss is acidic or alkaline

BRB CHAT

[glossy radish]

💀

[keen parrot]

uh oh

[glossy radish]

hi vimun

[glass wren]

eh

[grim edge]

ok i have the forbidden fanta in a cup

[keen parrot]

proof?

[keen parrot]

amazing

[grim edge]

too late I've already consumed it

[quiet lodge]

all that

dang

[grim edge]

I'd approximate a pH of 9

[quiet lodge]

isn' t that a lot?

[grim edge]

nice scale

[grim edge]

it's over 14

[glossy radish]

scale?

[quiet lodge]

holy

[grim edge]

yeah

[glossy radish]

huh

[compact mantle]

I’m pissed

[glossy radish]

anywyas peace out chat

[grim edge]

why are we talking about urine so much today

[compact mantle]

They put an unrated guy against me

[grim edge]

what's up with that

[keen parrot]

cya

[compact mantle]

These ppl rlly didn’t wanna see me gain rating

[glass wren]

I'm still waiting for this guy to make a move

[quiet lodge]

would rather do it with a bishop or with a knight?

[grim edge]

I might be high off sleep and aren't using the right word

[compact mantle]

Even tho it was only national ratinf

[grim edge]

bishop

what was the question btw

[compact mantle]

Mate

[grim edge]

which

[quiet lodge]

would you rather do it with a bishop or 4 knights

[grim edge]

Something you will never have

hummmm

[keen parrot]

we love fortnite

[grim edge]

bishop

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[grim edge]

I'd say bishop, but if we're talking about checkmating, 4 knights

[keen parrot]

ah, is that why you are trying to get a discord kitten?

[quiet lodge]

yeah we are talking about coming to the king