💬〡general-off-topic

[drowsy lodge]

they won't get banned for that alt's dont get banned unless cheating

[echo kestrel]

Alts technically can get banned

Will Russia ever get their flag back? I miss the Russian flag

[uncut fable]

it just doesn’t feel the same beating a gray brick

[echo kestrel]

Exactly

I want to beat a Russian

Not a gray brick

[uncut fable]

Or lose to a Russian

Like “yeah I got beaten by a Russian”

“yep they’re really good usually”

[echo kestrel]

Also what's funny is that dude in your pfp (I forget where that meme is from) is the same color as the gray brick

[uncut fable]

Now it’s “I got beaten by a gray brick”

“lmao u suck”

[echo kestrel]

It basically is the same color

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[grim edge]

:3

[uncut fable]

Or “I beat a gray brick”

“mhm who tf cares”

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[jagged ibex]

Anyone wanna play

[teal dragon]

I love the benko

https://www.chess.com/live/game/92992895627

[worn ice]

chessy1234a (1354) vs. xiao (1327)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. d5 b5 4. b3 g6 5. Bb2 Bg7 6. Nf3 bxc4 7. bxc4 Qb6 8. Qd2 O-O 9. a4 a5 10. Na3 d6 11. Rb1 Qb4 12. e3 Ne4 13. Qxb4 axb4 14. Bxg7 Kxg7 15. Nb5 Rxa4 16. Bd3 Nc3 17. Rc1 Nxb5 18. cxb5 Nd7 19. O-O Bb7 20. e4 f5 21. Nd2 fxe4 22. Bxe4 Nb6 23. Ra1 Rxa1 24. Rxa1 Bxd5 25. Bxd5 Nxd5 26. Nc4 Rb8 27. Ra7 Kf6 28. Ra5 b3 29. f3 Ke6 30. Kf2 Kd7 31. Ke2 Nb6 32. Nb2 c4 33. Kd2 d5 34. Kc3 e6 35. g4 Kd6 36. f4 Nd7 37. Ra6+ Rb6 38. Rxb6+ Nxb6 39. Kb4 h6 40. Ka5 c3 41. Kxb6 cxb2 42. Kb7 b1=Q 43. b6 Qd3 44. Kb8 Qa6 45. b7 b2 46. Kc8 b1=Q 

[echo kestrel]

I gave up on it

[thorny lake]

they be playin french, sicilian and other openings and idk how to counter them properly 💀

[drowsy lodge]

fekfnerfjner

[drowsy lodge]

if in doubt sac your queen

[bright eagle]

yes it is

oh I thought you meant accuracy

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[bright eagle]

yeah my bad 💀

[shadow forum]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibiditoilet-gif-7150341904622937028

[drowsy lodge]

do it then Stockfish X Magnus carlsen

[bright eagle]

for accuracy

bro its not that hard, I could give you a game with 100% accuracy easily

[drowsy lodge]

yeah ik

@bright eagle give me one then

[bright eagle]

bet

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy I just beat another 2250

[tribal silo]

Sigma rizz from ohio gyat to see your lock up mewing techniques you sigma manipulator

🤖

[analog matrix]

If I ever get in this position in a real game on chess.com, would this be an immediate draw?

[tribal silo]

Yeah

[bright eagle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/3yaiSGsFFt?tab=review

[flat gyro]

should i play the london in a tourney i have soon

[bright glade]

do you want to

[flat gyro]

idk

i need an opening for white

[tribal silo]

Ok

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy back to 2150

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

This is the Chess.com profile of togishere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2155 (2180 peak)
Blitz: 2152 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[analog matrix]

Then why did the 3200 bot take the pawn after 88 moves instead of blocking it and going for a checkmate like stockfish 8 did on lichess?

[tribal silo]

If theres no pawn stalemate

[flat gyro]

will people from the same team be paired against each other

[tribal silo]

Because u gonna stalemate before you checkmate if no pawn

[flat gyro]

im scared of everyone in my school

[tribal silo]

Why

[flat gyro]

everyone else is of no consequence

[echo kestrel]

Interesting

[tribal silo]

[flat gyro]

ok im scared of kim echae too

[echo kestrel]

Prob not

[flat gyro]

hes like 8 years old

[flat gyro]

whew

[tribal silo]

Is that fide rating

[flat gyro]

uscf

[echo kestrel]

I could stomp this entire lineup

[tribal silo]

What is that

[analog matrix]

yeah but the bot could have blocked the pawn and tried to checkmate me at this position

[tribal silo]

Stronger than cc rating yes

[flat gyro]

...

[echo kestrel]

Bud if it was I'd be a NM

I'm 2150 cc and 1600 uscf

[tribal silo]

Did not ask you

[tribal silo]

Best choice is to bribe your opponent into resigning so you can win

[drowsy lodge]

its a book move to ack bishop

[flat gyro]

no

[tribal silo]

Just do it quietly

[flat gyro]

dress up as a goth femboy to distract them

[tribal silo]

What about astolfo i aint looking at allat if its not astolfo

[echo kestrel]

Best choice is to constantly stand up and walk around to intimidate them (I legit do it all the time)

[flat gyro]

anyone ever hear of Ngan Phan-Koshnitsky

[echo kestrel]

I've walked around for like 20 straight minutes before when my opponent was super slow

[bright eagle]

what's your uscf rating?

[flat gyro]

guess

[tribal silo]

2500

[echo kestrel]

1400

[flat gyro]

💀

[flat gyro]

damn how did you get it on the first try

[bright eagle]

all of these are book moves, but that's the only way to get 100%

the database shows its a full game too

[echo kestrel]

Cuz it seems likely. Like I said I'm 2150 cc and 1600 uscf so 1800-1999 cc seems likely to be 1400 🙂

[flat gyro]

how does swiss pairing work

for r1

[bright glade]

u cant be that low uscf actively

[flat gyro]

do i get paired against some 800

[echo kestrel]

What type of pairings do you usually get...

[echo kestrel]

In the first round, yes

[echo kestrel]

What

[flat gyro]

im going to pound them to a pulp

[bright eagle]

I actually disagree with this,,, I think it should be more like 1900 uscf, ~1800 FIDE

[echo kestrel]

I've seen a 600 beat a 1100 before so watch out

[bright eagle]

Mind you Anna Cramling is 2200 in blitz, and she's 2085 FIDE

[bright glade]

u must not be an active or good otb player

[flat gyro]

the lowest ive lost to is like 1100

[bright glade]

no way ur that low uscf as 2150 cc rapid

[echo kestrel]

Ahh well... I sorta am I just somehow don't go up. I can beat 1800 uscf people pretty easily but then I somehow lose to someone like 1500

[flat gyro]

http://www.anusha.com/koshnits.htm

[bright glade]

strange

[echo kestrel]

I always say I'm insalely low rated though, which is true

[bright glade]

maybe u need more experience otb

[bright eagle]

is it the prep?

[tired falcon]

skill issue

[flat gyro]

if i am tactically prepped the london should be fine yes?

[bright eagle]

If only I had my 1800 bots 😔

[flat gyro]

people only complain because it hinders improvement no?

[tired falcon]

im 2000 and 1900 fide

[echo kestrel]

Dw I'll have a tournament where I go like 4/4 against all 1800-2000 people and go flying straight to 1800 in 1 tournament

Also I know a dude whose 2300 cc and 1600 uscf sooo...

[flat gyro]

youtube also takes me to slow lofi music playlists

this is annoying

[tired falcon]

too much online too little otb

[flat gyro]

when i play otb i love to get hyper aggressive

unrated otb

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr

[echo kestrel]

Tbh I just play what I play online lol

[bright glade]

does it even matter if they arent active otb

[echo kestrel]

Lol they are

[bright glade]

its like me saying im 1500 lichess cause i just signed up on lichess so 2100 cc rapid is 1500 lichess

[bright eagle]

for reference the gothamchess bot is probably around 1800 - 1900 FIDE IIRC

I'd need to test it though

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[bright eagle]

so don't quote me on that

My bots only go up to 800 elo too rn so 🙃

[tired falcon]

is uscf lower than fide

[primal mirage]

yes

[thorny lake]

yea thats what i do 😨

[bright eagle]

1300 beats 1900

bro had 19 moves of prep 💀

[tired falcon]

otb?

[bright eagle]

its the Aparna Dutta Open 2023

https://www.chess.com/events/2023-aparna-dutta-open/08/Oishik_Mondal-Dangmei_Bosco

[tired falcon]

seeing 1900s perform poorly gives me hope wth

considering i can analyze/calculate better OTB

[bright eagle]

it was a Nadjorf tbf

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[bright eagle]

and it was prep

[bright eagle]

yeah, their classical elo is kind of interesting though

[umbral steeple]

how come there is womans chess?

[echo kestrel]

Bro ikr

[umbral steeple]

like why isnt it together

[echo kestrel]

Tbh my state doesn't really have women tournaments. There's like 2 a year

[tired falcon]

same reason there's women category in basketball

[silent quest]

[bright eagle]

The:

• 500 elo bot's classical accuracy is ~76.92%
• 600 elo bot's classical accuracy is ~79.98%

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's wild

[umbral steeple]

because they dont get the same strength that men get during puberty?

[echo kestrel]

that's higher than my accuracies

[tired falcon]

not this argument again bruh

[echo kestrel]

Or even before

[bright eagle]

no, but there's a lot of bad games too, I can send you the library if you want to see some of it

[umbral steeple]

like actually it seems like a waste to make a whole other tournament

[echo kestrel]

Ahh I see

[echo kestrel]

Lol idk if you realize the best female isn't even in like top 30 rated

[pallid plinth]

Bruh school tmr is gonna be hell for me

[echo kestrel]

Then drop out

That's what I did

[pallid plinth]

Nah I'm good for rn

Can't or I'll get kicked out qnd truck taken prov

[umbral steeple]

couldnt she improve by playing better players then?

[umbral steeple]

what is looksmax

[grim edge]

It's over for you

[clear snow]

day 2 of chesscom server

ill play like 5 rapid games

[digital phoenix]

johnny

what emotes should i buy

[hasty trail]

Is it just me or is everyone in 200 elo rlly bad

I watched one Gotham chess video on how to play and now i destroy

[manic nova]

200 elo is like.. you almost can't get worse than that

[sinful venture]

Sgeeeshhhh

[echo kestrel]

How do you lose to a 231

[dreamy siren]

More bs than the arguments you've been trying to make against me lately? Dang must be some insane bs

[hasty trail]

Nah I gave up mid way through

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[hasty trail]

I had to be somewhere

[dreamy siren]

Honestly @grim edge as long as there's people like you who push back on helping the deceived people I feel morally obligated to find every person who gets deceived into caring about meaningless brilliants to make sure there aren't gonna be bystanders who just let them get deceived

[hasty raven]

Check out this #chess game: Diggs82 vs ShrimpFR2 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/92996447029

[worn ice]

Diggs82 (1318) vs. ShrimpFR2 (703)

Move List

1. d4 [b5] 2. e4 Ba6 3. Nc3 b4 4. Nd5 c6 5. Nxb4 e5 6. Bxa6 Nxa6 7. Nxa6 Qa5+ 8. c3 Qxa6 9. Qb3 exd4 10. cxd4 Nf6 11. Nf3 Nxe4 12. Qe3 d5 13. Ng5 Bb4+ 14. Bd2 Bxd2+ 15. Kd1 Bxe3 

[hasty raven]

This was a random rated match

Ever since the new update I've been getting weird matchups

But a 600 RR difference is ridiculous

[echo kestrel]

Should I though?

[digital phoenix]

calling it rr is crazy

[hasty raven]

Why

It's rapid rating
RR

It's a lot shorter than typing "rated" or "rating" or even "elo"
And you know exactly what I'm talking about

[echo kestrel]

I'm not kidding I had no idea what you were talking about

I've never heard anyone say rr in my life

[nimble niche]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/1/bUMwS2d2WkpsQkpDdks5UktBIVRiczghY01SMG52Q3ZkdjNWTXU1UWVjNkV2d0VkdVZUTnd4MlVzZDk4Zm0wTVZNN01jYjhtaGY0OHhabWVaMSE_ZmU4ZTE5PzM5MU4yaXFlZGJpUUJwRk1jRk4,.gif

[echo kestrel]

Latest resignation I've ever seen

[clear snow]

we got pawn cube in this gif, now we need horse cube in another gif

[hasty raven]

Pirates say it all the time

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[nimble niche]

such a high level game as you can see

[clear snow]

can anyone rate my game

[hasty raven]

Chess.com does it for free

[clear snow]

BRO MY OPPONENT HAD A BRILLIANT

[flat gyro]

i love draws

[flat gyro]

@dreamy siren

[thorny lake]

i won from this pos 💀

[flat gyro]

i have an offering for you

[severe oxide]

brilliants are a scam

[clear snow]

bro look at my game like bro aint no way https://www.chess.com/game/live/92996500369

[umbral steeple]

nu uh

[hasty raven]

Legendary move

Is there a filter to shorten the rating range of my random rapid games

[clear snow]

albert fail? lol

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[hasty raven]

I dont want to play against 1400s until I'm rated similarly

That last game, I only won through luck

[lament jacinth]

Getting to 1400 is easy. All I'd have to do is lose a bunch of elo and bam

[clear snow]

i dont wanna play with 700s even tho my "elo" is similar i sometimes play like im a 1300 but thats really really rare im normally like 500 elo i guess im just cracked on ultrabullet for whatever reason

[flat gyro]

chess.com should make tiers of brilliants like common rare legendary and mythical

that would be so hype

[clear snow]

lol i played like a 400 elo in my most recent rapid

[lilac wadi]

Hello

[clear snow]

i sent it in #💬〡improvement-talk

oh hi haru

[lilac wadi]

Hi

[flat gyro]

please don't trust the played like a section on your game review

that is 100% bullshit

[clear snow]

dude i actually drew my dad once

[flat gyro]

so?

[clear snow]

litterally best game of my life

[severe oxide]

quit yapping i’ve been told i play like a 2800 doesn’t mean i’m close to 2800

[lilac wadi]

[flat gyro]

chess.com's game review is just a normal game review filled with a bunch of other useless features that misguide players

[lilac wadi]

Wtf

[flat gyro]

all its unique features are either worthless or have negative value

[severe oxide]

yep

[flat gyro]

prove me wrong

[lilac wadi]

U have grudge against chess.com or wants to become a Messiah?

[clear snow]

guys what the hell i played with white this game AND WHY ISNT THE PNG COPYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[flat gyro]

im just speaking the truth bruh

[lilac wadi]

[manic nova]

what chess.com should have done is to develop a real game review ai

[flat gyro]

prove me wrong then

[lilac wadi]

Not wasting my time

[flat gyro]

sure thing bud

all you have to do

is name one unique useful feature

[severe oxide]

average 500-999

[lilac wadi]

Unlike lichess it has user friendly review which is engaging so that even a newcomer will enjoy it

[flat gyro]

what is "user friendly"

[lament jacinth]

Cap

[severe oxide]

💀💀💀

[flat gyro]

you call bloated user friendly?

[lament jacinth]

Chess.com is good at telling you if your move is shit. Otherwise I'm term's of feedback it's garbage

[unkempt bolt]

Guys just chill

[lilac wadi]

When you see a lichess review its like staring at some weird notation but in chess.com it gamified the review section

[unkempt bolt]

I mean true

[flat gyro]

what??

[dreamy siren]

Brilliant moves on chess.com misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calculations that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been deceived into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[digital phoenix]

brilliancy

[flat gyro]

starky thank god youre hear

[severe oxide]

if u can’t use the lichess game review you have to be mentally ill or dumb asf

[digital phoenix]

friendly = brilliancy

[flat gyro]

please convert these heathens

[dreamy siren]

Yeah git to help the deceived person

[lilac wadi]

Brilliants in chess are to encourage new players

[flat gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-enjoy-i-like-nom-nom-gif-11040065238845078056

[unkempt bolt]

Ik

[severe oxide]

it’s time for starky to own you

[dreamy siren]

You shouldn't care about chess.com game review flawed algorithms stuff like that. I have a story... Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100.

[dreamy siren]

Too bad they couldn't find an honest way to encourage new players

[lilac wadi]

You are in chess.com server says a lot

[flat gyro]

cant believe i played like a 1550 😔

[lilac wadi]

Yeah because chess is boring to a newcomer

[flat gyro]

then maybe they shouldnt play it?

[dreamy siren]

Unfortunately many deceived people who have been emotional manipulated by corporate greedy marketers

[flat gyro]

why try to fit a square peg in a round hole

[severe oxide]

average anime pfp

[unkempt bolt]

[lilac wadi]

[unkempt bolt]

True

[lilac wadi]

Nah

[unkempt bolt]

Just kidding 👍 👍

[severe oxide]

keep huffing that copium lil fella

[dreamy siren]

@clear snow This is the type of stuff you want to avoid doing/saying to not be cringe/risk getting made fun of/get your chess improvement held back I'm letting you know this for your own good

[flat gyro]

whats wrong with 10 | 0 😭

[lilac wadi]

Are you a coach?

[dreamy siren]

If you're playing to get better you should play with increment

[drowsy lodge]

hgy gih gjnmnjhgfhjhhuhyh

[dreamy siren]

Not really

A little bit

[drowsy lodge]

10 | 10000

[severe oxide]

what’s wrong with caro 😔

[flat gyro]

no beginner says agm is still gm

no beginner knows what an agm is

[dreamy siren]

White has the tal, short, exchange, Panov, fantasy, two knights. All of them give a solid edge to white and black is usually passive. Whereas there are multiple other black openings where there's either really good chances for black to equalize and even if black is slightly worse at least the positions are dynamic enough that there's good ways to fight for an advantage from them.

[dreamy siren]

Someone did in a server once that's why it's on there

[flat gyro]

literally me

[unkempt bolt]

Chess nerd

[lilac wadi]

[bold crater]

I'm 0-3 against caro in OTB, lol.

[hasty raven]

Blundering is fun

And all the cool kids are doing it

[lilac wadi]

In life ?

[clear snow]

Carlson Magnusen

[lament jacinth]

It's linked to people with homosexual tendencies

[dreamy siren]

I found the conversation. It was in another server months back.

[digital phoenix]

agm is definitely more impressive than any other arena title

[flat gyro]

i dont think that guy was a beginner

probably just a really weird dude

[digital phoenix]

i would be impressed as to how much time u waste for that when u would be cm at that level

[lament jacinth]

Real

[digital phoenix]

arena titles are for shit players like me

[dreamy siren]

They deleted their user probably because they eventually realized how ridiculous what they were saying looked lol

[flat gyro]

do you have to pay money to play on fide servers

having to pay for the title on top of that is just silly

[dreamy siren]

Seemed like a beginner. It is possible it was a troll but it did seem a lot like ignorance

[flat gyro]

the title isn't even valid for anything

[digital phoenix]

i mean acm is 5 euros i can just win one tourney and balance it out

[flat gyro]

but why charge at al

wait you can win money playing online fide

[drowsy lodge]

how long would it take me to go from 750 to 2k

[silver patio]

then don't play it ez

[grim edge]

hi

[drowsy lodge]

Demarkus cousins the third

[lilac wadi]

That's why chess community isn't growing

[silver patio]

bro if it's boring then why are they going to play it anyways, chess is a game/sport
these are meant to be fun

too much theory

too many lines

[lilac wadi]

Maybe you misunderstood something

But never mind

-_-

Ik

[hasty raven]

Can't stand these Magnus lovers that say "brilliants are a scam" like Jesus christ
Let me enjoy the satisfaction of a good move

[north pier]

does gotham chess have a server?

[lilac wadi]

🫂

[lilac wadi]

Yes

[north pier]

can you send it to me in dm's?

[lilac wadi]

Sure

[north pier]

I found it thanks

[hasty raven]

I dont get any recognition for my efforts beyond the number on the screen going up or down depending on how I play
And brilliant blue is a nice colour

You mean under 1000

[lilac wadi]

Okay

[hasty raven]

Whatever

Don't crap on me for being bad at chess
I'm good enough to beat my friends

And that's really what matters

[unkempt bolt]

What is agm

[drowsy lodge]

ay same, hope you reach 1000 soon

[hasty raven]

I hope I never do

[drowsy lodge]

why

[hasty raven]

Because then I'll be expected to play better

[drowsy lodge]

not rlly

[hasty raven]

I'm under 1000
I can play however I want

It doesn't matter

[drowsy lodge]

ok

[grim edge]

:3

[hasty raven]

Ever heard of the bongcrab? It's my favourite opening

It's literally exactly what it sounds like
And I've never won a game playing it

[pastel phoenix]

What is wrong with this move?

[hasty raven]

Lol
Lmao, even
Kek, possibly

[drowsy lodge]

nothing much only a red brilliant move

[pastel phoenix]

He did this💀

[hasty raven]

HA

[drowsy lodge]

BRUHH

[pastel phoenix]

What is wrong with taking a pawn

[hasty raven]

Truly blunderful, the mind of an 800 is

[hasty raven]

Qd1, checkmate

[pastel phoenix]

Yep

[pastel phoenix]

What about this?

[hasty raven]

Okay come on

There's no way that's a real person

Rxa7.

[pastel phoenix]

Illegal move

[hasty raven]

My bad read the board wronf

Rxa3

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[hasty raven]

My screen is super cracked I can't see little things very well

[pastel phoenix]

What’s wrong with offering this trade?

[hasty raven]

d8 rook is pinned to the King, it's a free rook

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

What’s wrong with this?

[hasty raven]

Suffocation checkmate, Bxf7

No free square for the king to escape and no pieces covering f7 pawn

[pastel phoenix]

Lol yea

[hasty raven]

I suppose you could checkmate him but I would rather take his queen

Make him realize his error through intense shame so he learns from it

[unkempt bolt]

Bro is a bully

[hasty raven]

I'm a HATER

Somebody has to be

[unkempt bolt]

O

Ok

[digital phoenix]

good to bully

[hasty raven]

I do not care how good or bad one is at chess
If you make an obvious blunder I'm gonna make fun of you for it

Because there's a higher chance you're going to improve yourself

[unkempt bolt]

Ye

[hasty raven]

Out of spite for me

[unkempt bolt]

True

[digital phoenix]

i promote to more rooks otb so that they resign

[hasty raven]

That's brutal

[digital phoenix]

and if its classical i go for king mate

[hasty raven]

I underpromoted to a knight once just to fork a king and queen

I didn't even have to, mate was available

[digital phoenix]

get more material

[hasty raven]

But it was hilarious

Do you guys hear a banging

Like metal on metal
I suppose it's more like a ting

[digital phoenix]

anyone wanna talk bullshit

i really feel like talking about nonsense rn

[pastel phoenix]

My opponent once under promoted to a bishop and draw

[digital phoenix]

my opponent failed to double bishop mate once

[hasty raven]

Lmao

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/track/65kga6DUIuueiZHR52tWcb?si=3cd99fa4de8b4092

[flat gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1105280643362992128.webp?size=48&name=BigBrain&quality=lossless

[merry gust]

💀

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[random drum]

guess his age

[merry gust]

4

[severe oxide]

big brain

[random drum]

lol

[pastel phoenix]

It was a pawn and king against a king

[somber pier]

1/2|1/2

[somber pier]

WHAT

REALLY?

now i learn every language

[crystal zealot]

hi

[somber pier]

if this is real

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[somber pier]

this is fake?(

[pastel phoenix]

Go download that app

Some ppl say it’s real

[somber pier]

he is so cute :D

[pastel phoenix]

But idk coz I don’t use

[somber pier]

i can't send pictures, but he is still cute

[pastel phoenix]

I lost to Duo bot

[rare shuttle]

40 quest for me

[somber pier]

? elo is really unbeatable

[pastel phoenix]

Is it real?

[rare shuttle]

ofc its real

[pastel phoenix]

Ppl have beaten it

[somber pier]

jk

[pastel phoenix]

Did you do ur Spanish lessons?

[rare shuttle]

no

[pastel phoenix]

Do Spanish or vanish💀

[rare shuttle]

I don't do spanish

I do german

[somber pier]

i do english💀

[rare shuttle]

I also do arabic

[somber pier]

for what

[merry gust]

Bro really? Damn I’m rushing to get duo

[somber pier]

most hard language 💀

[rare shuttle]

for nothing

[somber pier]

Only app or website working too?

[merry gust]

Since I’m chinese I’m gonna speedrun chinese :evil:

[rare shuttle]

web also working

[pastel phoenix]

I’m also Chinese

[rare shuttle]

no its chinese

and I am a native btw

[stoic granite]

Yo can someone coach me at chess

[somber pier]

don't think same

[rare shuttle]

oh yeah for chinese

I think its russian

[somber pier]

Can someone guess what language I speak?

[rare shuttle]

English

[somber pier]

it's too, but no

[nimble niche]

why do people think that chinese is hard to learn?

[rare shuttle]

chinese

[merry gust]

cuz there’s a lot of words

[somber pier]

Nooo

[nimble niche]

as a chinese person, i can confirm that i just eat dogs to learn chinese

[merry gust]

And those words can be matched together to create a new word that has the diff meaning 💀

[somber pier]

as not a chinese person, i can confirm you korean

[nimble niche]

idk about that, isn't the stereotype for koreans kimchi or smth

that's what everyone calls the korean guy in my class

[rare shuttle]

actually there are many things that duolingo didn't cover in the chinese course

[little root]

Defense is an ilusión, Find mate in 11

[rare shuttle]

like ||多音多义字||

[merry gust]

what is even that

[somber pier]

[merry gust]

Did they cover pinyin?

[rare shuttle]

skill issue

[merry gust]

oh

yup they didn’t cover thst

those are a pain in the a-

[nimble niche]

casual racism is an every day thing for my class

[somber pier]

Nig---ht

[umbral rose]

Guys why do I have to think too much to make a single move in chess? It's like a can't focus 😭

[merry gust]

💀💀💀💀

[drowsy lodge]

Hello

[merry gust]

just play the move

[flat gyro]

what if you try adderall

[somber pier]

play 30m and chill

[somber pier]

how to see this banner?

[nimble niche]

i tried to sign up for duolingo once but it kept asking me to verify my gmail using a code via sms and i never got that code sent to me so i gave up

[somber pier]

[merry gust]

Idk if this is legal but

[nimble niche]

i spent like 5 minutes on the dutch thing and i forgot everything by now

[worldly tangle]

can u pick 1 or 2

[merry gust]

don’t learn languages bro just learn openings 💀

[worldly tangle]

real

[nimble niche]

the only thing i remember in dutch wasn't from duolingo, i learnt it from some guy in this server

it's "neuken in de keuken"

[worldly tangle]

wats it mean

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[somber pier]

We sacrifice... THE DUOO

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93003756319 can someone review

[worn ice]

Adidas18 (773) vs. oMrBean (768)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Qxd4 Nc6 4. Qd3 Nf6 5. f3 d5 6. exd5 Qxd5 7. Qxd5 Nxd5 8. a3 Be6 9. Bc4 O-O-O 10. Bxd5 Bxd5 11. Nh3 Re8+ 12. Kf1 Bc4+ 13. Kf2 Bc5+ 14. Kg3 Bd6+ 15. Kf2 Re2+ 16. Kf1 Rxc2+ 17. Ke1 Re2+ 

[nimble niche]

translate it

[elfin crag]

what's the best server emoji in your opinion? mine is

[nimble niche]

🫃🏿

[worldly tangle]

ok can u pick 1 or 2

[drowsy lodge]

WHAT

[nimble niche]

for what?

[elfin crag]

Server emoji

[worldly tangle]

for my indesisevness

[somber pier]

[nimble niche]

🤱🏿

[worldly tangle]

idk how to spell

[somber pier]

WHAT TO F

[nimble niche]

ever heard of something called rng?

[worldly tangle]

agreed

[worldly tangle]

i should get a coin

[severe oxide]

👰🏿‍♂️

[worldly tangle]

thx for the advice

[elfin crag]

bruh stooop

[nimble niche]

🫃🏿

🫃🏿

🫃🏿

[worldly tangle]

💀

[somber pier]

NIG--Ht

[nimble niche]

public figure

[severe oxide]

👨🏿‍🍼

[drowsy lodge]

where is the isle of man

[severe oxide]

in the irish sea i believe

[drowsy lodge]

why the hell do they think that it's a good idea to do a chess tourney there

good flag

[somber pier]

why he is nig~~ht

[somber pier]

what to~

[drowsy lodge]

FERJFIERJFIREJIFREFIJIFJIFJIFE

[somber pier]

[nimble niche]

between uk and ireland

[somber pier]

[drowsy lodge]

ukraine

[severe oxide]

ur not funny

[nimble niche]

🤱🏿

[drowsy lodge]

trying?

[somber pier]

ik

[drowsy lodge]

stockfish is saying mate in 2

[primal fern]

yep

[little elm]

yes

[drowsy lodge]

nvm

[primal fern]

😂

[drowsy lodge]

take the bishop

i forgot all my chess in 4 secons

what is this gmae

[somber pier]

Qg2

[drowsy lodge]

ik i was reviewing some random persons game

[somber pier]

...

this man is so dumb

[drowsy lodge]

tthere like 1020

[somber pier]

there like zero elo

[drowsy lodge]

Hikaru Nakamura VS userwithoutname2 | Battle of the Centuries

[glass carbon]

my 1 week TO is finally over

Bastoura not my fav mod no more

[glossy radish]

h

shit i woke up at the wrong time

[grim sedge]

Just got my first ever 100% accuracy in the opening in bullet

[somber pier]

userwithoutname2

[glossy radish]

pog

[somber pier]

why i have no "Duo becomes a chess champion"

[drowsy lodge]

I thought u left

[rare shuttle]

duolingo web

[drowsy lodge]

how long does it take to do one lesson

[fair pewter]

why is the king powdered

[buoyant wing]

you cant have low elo and play like a gm

my honest reaction to that information:

[drowsy lodge]

Stockfish users be like

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[toxic valley]

Why is there no function to kill your own pieces to get out of covered position

And smothered mate

[drowsy lodge]

Kills pawn to avoid mate

[grim edge]

otb you can eat it quickly when your opponent looks to the side

[drowsy lodge]

Cannibalism is not allowed in chess

[grim edge]

i just store them a a safe place.

[severe oxide]

Rip

[grim edge]

and put them back on the board at one point no worries

[full viper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JtMXYAxYAUg?feature=share\

[grand dagger]

Hey

[grim edge]

hellou

[grand dagger]

Hru???

[rare shuttle]

about 2 min (my average speed)

[keen parrot]

real

[drowsy lodge]

damn so i could do 40 lessons in a day

[grand dagger]

Damn

[teal dragon]

Deep asf

[lime lava]

I didnt get the joke
Pls explain

[grim edge]

Im in iraq and america hits us so hard

[severe oxide]

how often wars occur in the middle east

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

🔥🔥🔥

[rare shuttle]

only if I have xp boost then I have the push to do so much lessons

I did 39 perfect lessons in a day once

[flat kraken]

can't believe i'm learning rhetorics and found out zeugma is a real thing

[lime lava]

[silver patio]

is this on desktop duolingo too or nah?

[silver patio]

it's 30 for me, is it going to increase?

[flat kraken]

what's a good language to learn on duolingo

[somber pier]

why i have no duolingo & chess coloboration

[somber pier]

Spanish

[silver patio]

spanish maybe lmao

[somber pier]

"2 hours before update quests"

[silver patio]

i'm learning french tho

[somber pier]

maybe i should wait 2 hours

[lime lava]

Spanish ez

Learn japanese

[drowsy lodge]

aight ima do 40 i need that diamond

[severe oxide]

spanish is spoken in many country japanese only spoken in 1

[glossy radish]

hi

[flat kraken]

should i learn spanish or french then (hypothetically)

[nimble niche]

america is full of weebs

[keen parrot]

hi

[glossy radish]

spanish

[glossy radish]

hi child

[nimble niche]

and australia actually

[keen parrot]

spanish, french is a waste of time

[flat kraken]

cool

[keen parrot]

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

Woh wanna play some infinity chess

[flat kraken]

what that'

[glossy radish]

infinity gauntlet

[silver patio]

both are good spanish is better tho i'm learning french because also school and i don't want to mix up spanish with french

[keen parrot]

hola, ça va?

[flat kraken]

they both look hard for my asian brain

[silver patio]

💀

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[nimble niche]

i tried duolingo once but it told me that i needed to verify my google account to sign up but i never got the sms so i just gave up

[silver patio]

they aren't hard btw

[glossy radish]

spanish looks easy tbh

just pronounce the word how it’s spelt

[grim edge]

Infinity board you can play your Bishop on z100000

[keen parrot]

being good at languages is such a cheat code

[viral epoch]

@glossy radish Why are you a cat overlord

I thought it was only Las

[grim edge]

agree

[keen parrot]

100k msgs

[flat kraken]

sounds like pristine shit i'd be shit at

[severe oxide]

u need 100k messages

[keen parrot]

scipio also has it

[grim edge]

Nah

[viral epoch]

She has 67k

[keen parrot]

plus 33k on old account

[severe oxide]

67k + 33k = 100k

[viral epoch]

[flat kraken]

77 + 33 = ?

[somber pier]

101

[flat kraken]

correct

[viral epoch]

120

[somber pier]

111*

[flat kraken]

also correct

[somber pier]

110*

[flat kraken]

erroneous

[viral epoch]

🤨

[nimble niche]

230

[keen parrot]

maths

[somber pier]

1001*

[keen parrot]

7733

[somber pier]

[balmy sundial]

Hello

[severe oxide]

y’all should watch “i think you should leave” on netflix

[flat kraken]

ijmāʿ, (Arabic: “consensus”) in Islamic law, the universal and infallible agreement of either the Muslim community as a whole or Muslim scholars in particular.

[balmy sundial]

How is the new update?
1.very nice
2.good
3.loved it
4.👎

[flat kraken]

chess update finally dropped?

[balmy sundial]

Yes.

Multiple premoves on mobile

Ui changes

[flat kraken]

wait actually?

[balmy sundial]

And much more

[somber pier]

finally 16x16 board
and jester

[balmy sundial]

I am not lying

[teal dragon]

💯

[severe oxide]

i feel like u lying

[balmy sundial]

Proof

[final gust]

Is there a word to describe wen u feel dumb, disappointed and partially empty at the same time

[lime lava]

105

[balmy sundial]

You can confirm from the server moderator

[somber pier]

3.145

[compact mantle]

It’s 100 guys

Cmon

[final gust]

Wers tilt wen u need him

[somber pier]

Somebody learn Russian?

[lime lava]

Da

[somber pier]

Can you say something in Russian?

[compact mantle]

Dumbfounded?

[lime lava]

No I wont swear

[severe oxide]

isn’t it cyka blyat

[nimble niche]

name the last time the ui change was good

[balmy sundial]

Have you updated the app?

[lime lava]

Weird rizz

[toxic valley]

More like 77+33 = 100

[severe oxide]

Why are the purging all the messages wtf 💀

i thought it was okay to say bitch in this server lmaoo

[jovial vector]

Why is this a mistake I wanted an open rook to pressure his f7 pawn eventually

[severe oxide]

^ 👀

oh i forgot 2 * made it like that

lmao

mods be tripping

[lament jacinth]

unlucky

[severe oxide]

someone is power tripping

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

no slurs

[lament jacinth]

uh

[severe oxide]

Slurs? Wtf

Who tf said slurs

[upbeat viper]

insults if you prefer

[lament jacinth]

Where was the slurs

[severe oxide]

An insult is not a slur lmaooo

And we weren’t even insulting anyone 💀💀💀

[lament jacinth]

Incho you lanky piece of chicken

[severe oxide]

we were just talking abt the spelling

[upbeat viper]

hm

[severe oxide]

???

[upbeat viper]

no

[severe oxide]

No?

[upbeat viper]

dw

[severe oxide]

💀 bro what

[lament jacinth]

Wrong type of slur

[upbeat viper]

anyway, no russian insults

[severe oxide]

So i can call someone a bitch but as soon as it’s russian 😡😡😡😡

[lament jacinth]

Real

[supple imp]

Sup

[lament jacinth]

French slur words get a kekw

[upbeat viper]

we don't make distinction between bad words in France

[lament jacinth]

Bam bowww

[severe oxide]

No way 💀

So i can say bitch but if it’s russian no no no very bad

[lament jacinth]

Cyka was the wrong spelling too that's insane

[supple imp]

I've spoken Spanish many times but I've never been warned when i spoke in Spanish

[upbeat viper]

smh

but it's not the same as b*

anyway, no is no

[severe oxide]

can i not say a song name?

[keen parrot]

bitch shit

[severe oxide]

Banned

[supple imp]

What if you just have a really bad typo and it turns out to be cyka when you meant to spell cook

[upbeat viper]

fix keyboard then

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh

[upbeat viper]

or worse

[lament jacinth]

I was censoring and it didn't work

[keen parrot]

what if you meant to say cykla (riding a bike in swedish) instead of cyka

[supple imp]

Nah some people just can't type

[severe oxide]

bast basted it

[nimble niche]

average app user

[upbeat viper]

well

[supple imp]

Maybe they have dyslexia

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[upbeat viper]

fixes everything

:)

[severe oxide]

Nothing wrong with me saying bitch shit ?

[upbeat viper]

better not say it

[silver patio]

then you should learn how to type lmao

[glass carbon]

My 1 week TO is finally over

[silver patio]

[nimble niche]

@severe oxide tonorrow we're playing the only team in the division without any 6ft players except us, do you believe in my team?

[severe oxide]

probs

[silver patio]

you never crossed the line, you are standing on it

[final gust]

Hmm

[severe oxide]

they just haters tbh

[silver patio]

haters can hate
But we up 🔥 🗣️

[severe oxide]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[nimble niche]

they're still a bit taller than us on average but last time we won 36-21 where they only scored because of mercy rule

[severe oxide]

Lmaooo

[nimble niche]

it was like 20-0 then they started scoring after mercy rule because none of us have planned that

[silver patio]

i want too google that now but idk if there will be consequences

[nimble niche]

we almost never reach mercy rule so we weren't ready for it

[drowsy lodge]

e

[maiden helm]

a

[small apex]

e

i like how i have a massive exam tmr and im just plebbin

[glossy radish]

go back to your boulder

[compact mantle]

As someone with a statics exam Wednesday I relate to you my brother🤝

[upbeat viper]

pog

v overlord

got it fast

[maiden helm]

never

[rare shuttle]

yes it will

[glossy radish]

meow

[drowsy lodge]

lol

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[glossy radish]

cat

[clever bay]

Yummy

[glossy radish]

hi turd

[maiden helm]

ah i need to connect again for embed perms

there we go

[maiden helm]

hello millimetreo

[glossy radish]

hello turd

[maiden helm]

hello millimetreo

[lament jacinth]

Sad way to speak about yourself

[maiden helm]

Huh

[glossy radish]

hi turd

[glossy radish]

she’s talking about your height

[maiden helm]

Oh

[lament jacinth]

Mhmm definitely

Definitely what I was talking about

[grim edge]

hi chat

[maiden helm]

hi whimsical

[grim edge]

lol nice trusted role tord

[maiden helm]

I like it very much

[grim edge]

makes u look like a massive DORK

[bright glade]

[maiden helm]

i’ll disconnect later

[grim edge]

dorkwad. dorkus. dingus

breakin my heart smh

[maiden helm]

needed those embed perms fr

[grim edge]

ive gone for months without them

[maiden helm]

i guess i don’t have ur mental will power

[glossy radish]

liya 💀

[keen parrot]

im still convinced liya is like a 24 year old dude

nothing you say can change my mind

[maiden helm]

you cant reason with a man who hates everything

i just wanna see everyone in pain

i can’t change the way things turned out

All i have is regret, a match and some gasoline

i had it all the woman of my dreams

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/member/beginnerplayers30
this guy just sent me a friend req on cc, look at all the people he has daily games with

[maiden helm]

all the money in the world

and the sweetest little girl

the perfect life the american dream

[keen parrot]

little?

[maiden helm]

all wasted by insanity

[maiden helm]

Something called a daughter u nerd

[maiden helm]

the song is so weird

he talks about how perfect is life was

then proceeds to talk about killing is wife

lmao

[keen parrot]

lol

[glossy radish]

[maiden helm]

mental illness is a bitch

[keen parrot]

guys how tf does chessable work

im trying to make a course but its so confusing

[maiden helm]

a course on what

[keen parrot]

[primal mirage]

imagine making courses!?!??

just scam em with empty course for 100 box

[random drum]

I been seeing changes around me

[drowsy lodge]

jujujjiijuhyuiok

[blissful kestrel]

i just got almost 20 elo out of nowhere randomly without playing? is this normal do they give elo when u run into cheaters or something?

[small apex]

mm

[graceful lintel]

Life is roblox

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[elfin pebble]

don't u mean chess

[keen parrot]

lean minion 😩

[blissful kestrel]

sweet ty

[sleek zealot]

You get $50 million.. but you can't use Microsoft Word for 2 days..

Would you do it?

[keen parrot]

microsoft word is love, microsoft word is life

[grim edge]

Hey buddy. Wrong turn, this isnt StupidVille.

[grim edge]

Yes of course

[sleek zealot]

just came from supidville they said you're the mayor

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/juraj-spokojny-gif-18346639

[sleek zealot]

i think so

[keen parrot]

what the fuxk are these gifs you get

[compact mantle]

Is that shane dawson

[slate owl]

[grim edge]

Okay dude. This isnt funny, Ha ha!! Its a joke right! No!! This is very offensive. I, as a member of the white community. Am offended.. I mean how could you even be so thrived to say something like that? come on man!! Whats your deal? You are getting cancelled today if its the last thing i do. You little bigot PRICK.

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-dawson-shane-dawson-cat-cheeto-gif-10206359

[sleek zealot]

the people of stupidville said you're the mayor because you're really stupid

[maiden helm]

i went and talk to smartpersonville they said they never heard of you

[grim edge]

[sleek zealot]

fr thats what im sayin

[grim edge]

No!!!

[maiden helm]

hello unity

[drowsy lodge]

SLEEP NOW

[grim edge]

"Ok" Like dude, what does this do? this says absolutely nothing in a conversation. This is the most bland response. I hate when simple minded idiots like you say "ok" Like you just wanna kill off the conversation. And not to mention, you arent cool, and your breath smells like cheese. Honestly, WTF does "ok" contribute to the conversation? I would rather hear "damn thats crazy" or NO RESPONSE AT ALL!! Just Stfu if you use "ok" when you dont have something to say! this pisses me off!!!! and you are some of the most unfunniest folks to say "ok", you probably do not talk to anybody at school and remind yourself the reason why that happens is because youre a "sigma male"!! This stuff lacks the fundementals to keep a conversation going, and there is no response to "ok", so it makes most of the people who get your stupid cold shoulder feel unimportant. You little prick, I completely dislike the fact that youre so narrow minded, so simple, so average, that you reply with "ok" Like is your name John or Jake? David maybe? because those are average names for average people like you, I mean honestly, what is your deal kid

[keen parrot]

ok

[grim edge]

Ima boht to get offensive

[twin moon]

Ofc it’s sarcasm, but can’t you just ignore him?

[grim edge]

ermm dude. read my bio and think twice

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

You think im joking?

[twin moon]

So just a lot of liberal hoo ha, alr

[keen parrot]

playing all sides so you always on top

[grim edge]

I let you know i am a twitter moderator

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[grim edge]

you ungrateful swines

[glossy radish]

what’s twitter i only know x

[twin moon]

Thank god you are here milli

[glossy radish]

wait why

that makes me wanna leave

[twin moon]

💀

[glossy radish]

i think i’m gonna leave

[keen parrot]

good idea

[twin moon]

Ye have a good day tho

[severe oxide]

Guys DO NOT CHECK MY PROFILE AND LOOK AT THE SONG IN LISTENING TOO

[keen parrot]

i immediately checked your profile

[severe oxide]

haters muted for an hour over that song

now i will listen to on repeat to protest

[grim edge]

цыка блять?? ты думаешь это смешно?? ты, Сука

[foggy sage]

i reached 800 rating guys!1!

[rocky vale]

Are you Russian

[severe oxide]

nah

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3PvhJcV5xv7E1ImIfbRYeM?si=58bc97091cf147d5

[compact mantle]

Same

[raven dock]

hello people of chess

[keen parrot]

yeah but ur dutch

its expected of you

[severe oxide]

bastoura gonna murder you

[raven dock]

why lol

[severe oxide]

🗣️

[raven dock]

translate ;p

[glossy radish]

hi

wait shit not hi

[grim edge]

hi

[severe oxide]

hello unity

[graceful lintel]

Hi

[glossy radish]

fking unity bru

[raven dock]

hey

[glossy radish]

forgot to block him

[grim edge]

Hi

[raven dock]

bye chat

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

why?

[raven dock]

sup

[grim edge]

Hey

[glossy radish]

hate him

[severe oxide]

why?

[keen parrot]

the urge...

[toxic valley]

Why was walking castle invented in chess

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[raven dock]

walking castle

[graceful lintel]

too much hate in chat

[raven dock]

whose hating

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[toxic valley]

Whom

[raven dock]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-cat-slap-cat-gif-22044106

[graceful lintel]

Atleast tag/ping them instead of talking to air

[raven dock]

bro wants air to shut up

[graceful lintel]

understandable

[severe oxide]

shut your mouth

[toxic valley]

He is talking to ghost

[grim edge]

😫🤢

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[fallen sand]

🤓

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-24534315

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[graceful lintel]

[brisk ingot]

London, jobava, or queens gambit for e4?

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[keen parrot]

those aint e4

[fallen sand]

e4?? d4 u meant

[brisk ingot]

Typo

[raven dock]

ghost dont use discord

[toxic valley]

Horses can teleport in chess

[brisk ingot]

Yeah

[keen parrot]

not a d4 player so cant help u

[raven dock]

magical

[fallen sand]

i play e4

[graceful lintel]

Play London

[grim edge]

shut your mouth

[severe oxide]

play e4

[toxic valley]

Knight is only the piece that can teleport

[raven dock]

play scholars

[brisk ingot]

Bet. London is best

[toxic valley]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-Kings-Knight-Damiano-Defense

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️🙏🔥

[glossy radish]

personal reason

[graceful lintel]

Yea ig

[grim edge]

LOOK AT MY WAD! ££££££💰

[toxic valley]

Play that

[severe oxide]

fair enough