💬〡general-off-topic

[signal ferry]

@grim edge your 2300

[median saffron]

u dont need to hardcode it

[teal dragon]

I cant code help

[median saffron]

what are u trying to do

[teal dragon]

Make chess

[hushed shuttle]

my nick is a joke btw
i havent used emacs but im sure it is great :3

[grim edge]

I understand the issue, there’s so many possibilities of moves… you have to code so much if and elif statements, surely, there’s gotta be something else you can do.

[median saffron]

like, make a chess board using code?

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[grim edge]

hi chat

[median saffron]

the easy way to generate a chessboard is pygame

[grim edge]

He’s right

[median saffron]

u can also use a hashtable but i dont recommend

[grim edge]

Yo

[median saffron]

unless u know c++

[grim edge]

You don’t know that joke? Dang

[median saffron]

computer science major :/

[grim edge]

computer science should be mandatory at school tbh

[median saffron]

im in a mentorship there yeah

no

[grim edge]

@grim edge I am taken

Dw

By my stress

Dw

[thick dawn]

i was eating pizza LOL

[grim edge]

[thick dawn]

dm to 1v1 dont be trash i swear to god

[grim edge]

aren’t you the guy who said you had a date to go to

[fleet sigil]

500-900 role

[median saffron]

https://lichess.org/c3bp2dn0

[thick dawn]

ik i just got back

wish i had pic pemers

[grim edge]

How do you get rating role?

[thick dawn]

i actually got a uber to the date. and i rizzed up the uber girl

[static ridge]

"dont be trash" says the 500-1000 player

[thick dawn]

Lol

[median saffron]

this is why i think ur 12

[fleet sigil]

I believe you

[median saffron]

wdym rizzed up the uber girl

you mean give her a 5 dollar tip

[fleet sigil]

he gave her the 9k dollars tip

[thick dawn]

dam

who wanna 1v1

[median saffron]

fr who is u dating

how did u meet ur date

[grim edge]

Time to come to the king

[thick dawn]

https://play.chess.com/sARbP

[ionic steppe]

d4 is better

[grim edge]

g3>>

I don’t know why but I don’t like the Italian game

it seems boring

[ionic steppe]

same

there’s no action

[stable mirage]

w rizz ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[severe oxide]

bro is straight lying

[grim edge]

:333

[stable mirage]

:3

[grim edge]

It’s either fried liver or some weird sht

[severe oxide]

“gn fr this time”

[grim edge]

im doing chemistry hw don't shame me

hey fellow insomniac hyd bast

go to sleep already it's like late asf o'clock in baguette land

[severe oxide]

there’s no light but feels like morning

i’ll deny until i hear the doves sing

it’s not goodbye if we meet again

so to you my friend i will sing to the grave

[thick dawn]

WHOEVERS GOING AGAINST ME

IS SO TRASH LOLLL

[grim edge]

I don't like femboys

[severe oxide]

Put you back together

You will live forever

All the memories you gave me i’m so messed up thinking about you

[thick dawn]

LOOL

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2224 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

[severe oxide]

Oh God i want to see your face

[thick dawn]

HE FORFEITED TRASH ASS

U LOST TO A "500 ELO" LOL

[severe oxide]

id pull u from the grave just so u could say goodbye goodbyee

[thick dawn]

LOL IM 500 ELO HUH

[severe oxide]

do /disconnect then /connect like i told you before imbecile

[thick dawn]

Anime weeb

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 2224 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

[severe oxide]

good

[thick dawn]

who tryna 1v1 dont be trash

[grim edge]

Have you ever dated anyone?

[thick dawn]

if u trash im forfeiting

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1463 (1492 peak)
Blitz: 1169 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 1050 (1102 peak)

[thick dawn]

https://play.chess.com/sARbP

[grim edge]

Ah right indians

Btw Indian girls are scray

They terrify me

India w

[grim edge]

Thank you

Im back to 996 on my alt if i lose im jumping out the window 😭

[thick dawn]

https://play.chess.com/jWENp

https://play.chess.com/jWENp join if ur not trash

[grim edge]

Hm

[native elbow]

i just got mated 10 in a row

[grim edge]

my heart is buried in venus

[native elbow]

my career is over

[hushed shuttle]

wha

[native elbow]

not me that’s for sure

[median saffron]

1v1 me

[native elbow]

man what ever💀

my name is the same on both wdym 💀😭

i’m doing 1000 puzzles before i play again

[grim edge]

I'll adopt all of you

[median saffron]

ok

https://play.chess.com/V4BH6

[native elbow]

🫥

[median saffron]

https://play.chess.com/KjrqP

adopt

@thick dawn u should play

[grim edge]

it's a song

[primal shore]

Ily

[grim edge]

ily2

[thick dawn]

u are trash

[grim edge]

brain braining too much

[native elbow]

and that’s how i met your mother

[grim edge]

🛢️?

[median saffron]

ok man u really used the n word on chess com

[grim edge]

lmao

[median saffron]

also i played some bs opening

[native elbow]

mods tickle his grandma for that

[median saffron]

lets play fr

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 2230 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

[thick dawn]

Lolwhen

[median saffron]

https://play.chess.com/eA5wp

beat me if im trash

[thick dawn]

i am never racist bro

[median saffron]

10 minutes for u

[thick dawn]

and im in a match rn

clapping this 900 elo

[median saffron]

u are 500 elo

[thick dawn]

and

[fiery beacon]

Go to sleep with me

[thick dawn]

its a new acc alol

[median saffron]

bruh

[thick dawn]

i was 2,000

[median saffron]

what

[thick dawn]

i signed up with facebook tho

[median saffron]

u dont go from 2000 to 500

like i have trash days but im not a 500 ever

[thick dawn]

this is a new acc u idiot

look at my record

[median saffron]

yes

[thick dawn]

i have like 1 or 2 loses

[median saffron]

what is ur record

play rn

[hasty trail]

Hello friends

[thick dawn]

the only person who beat me was legendary anyways

[hasty trail]

How's everyone's day been

[thick dawn]

i literally play chess irl

this is childs play for me

[hasty trail]

🤔

[median saffron]

what

[native elbow]

y’all are jus yapping away 💀💀

[thick dawn]

im clapping trash 1000 elo https://www.chess.com/game/live/92969511027

[median saffron]

im losing brain cell

[thick dawn]

join to watch

[hasty trail]

@median saffron are you actually 4200 blitz that's a very high number

[hushed shuttle]

ohh

[thick dawn]

hes capping

[hasty trail]

Capping?

[thick dawn]

he either grinds noobies or cap

[hushed shuttle]

wearing a very nice cap

[hasty trail]

Ohhh ok

👍

[native elbow]

means he’s lying 💀

[spark apex]

I beat ZhikalgoSergei like this

3000 rated GM btw

[thick dawn]

ive beaten 3000

[spark apex]

bro every time I try to quit hyper some random 3000 queues it's so annoying

[thick dawn]

pro is like 4,000+

[hasty trail]

Never heard that one before I'll will have to search it up online

[median saffron]

nah im just better

im basically pro

pro chess player

[hasty trail]

That's very good man welcome on ur accomplishment

[median saffron]

thanks logic

[thick dawn]

average chess.com player vs worlds best chess player

[hasty trail]

Haha I'm just a fan my names luke 🤣

[thick dawn]

im typing while clapping this kid Lol

[hollow ginkgo]

hello

[thick dawn]

chess is easier irl than online

[fiery beacon]

Your name sounds like a country singer

[thick dawn]

cause most irl players are trash

[hollow ginkgo]

you clapping who?

[teal dragon]

Pipe down

[hollow ginkgo]

honestly im now online

[median saffron]

@thick dawn waiting for 1v1

[thick dawn]

some trash kid

[hasty trail]

Idk if to take this as a compliment or not 🤔

[hollow ginkgo]

so i don.t know what is happening

[worn ice]

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[thick dawn]

hes giving me so many openings

[distant nebula]

How do I get better at chess? I analyze my games and rarely ever make mistakes and often do top level moves for the openings, and do decently in end games but im hard stuck 900

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jeremiah James (itsjeremiahjames)

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Rapid: 712 (peak)
Blitz: 460 (peak)
Bullet: 280 (305 peak)

[median saffron]

show a game

[fiery beacon]

You have a career just develop a southern accent and get a guitar

And hire a couple people to write your songs for you

[distant nebula]

if i do i doxx what country im from

[median saffron]

ur from saudi

[hasty trail]

I am British that would be very hard lol

[median saffron]

now show me a game

[hollow ginkgo]

who

[thick dawn]

jfaulcon

[primal shore]

You can choose whatever country flag you like so no...It doesn't, but now you've said that it does

[thick dawn]

whoever that is

[distant nebula]

actually i can show you my lichess but i never use it
https://lichess.org/@/dobronxkann/all

[fiery beacon]

There are all kinds of Canadians who sing country with a southern accent

[thick dawn]

@grim edge

i just checkmated him LOL

[hollow ginkgo]

hello @grim edge you that trash kid

[fiery beacon]

If Shania Twain can do it then I’m sure you can

[grim edge]

gg, I didnt play caro kann so no counter play

Rematch

[thick dawn]

OFC OFC EXCUSES

[hollow ginkgo]

wow you just be so bad to be called trash kid

[thick dawn]

LOL 😂 EVERYONE WHEN THEY LOSE

[grim edge]

Yo any women wanna play chess?

[mighty cove]

Ban bishop in comp play

[grim edge]

Care to play again?

[thick dawn]

"I WAS PLAYING WITH 1 HAND"

[hasty trail]

What is going on in chat haha

[thick dawn]

"MY CAT WAS MEOWING WHILE IM PLAYING"

[median saffron]

https://oops.biganimetitties.net/mWQkimOY this is some crack

[hollow ginkgo]

idk

[thick dawn]

WHAT THE HELL

[grim edge]

If Youre going to brag over a win I gave you, Youre still not better. Do you want to play again or not

[thick dawn]

HOW

YO BRO SEND ME THAT

[median saffron]

what

[hasty trail]

Everyone is arguing

[hollow ginkgo]

true

[thick dawn]

WHY DOES IT SHOW THE ARROWS

oh wait thats iichess

[hasty trail]

I'll see you later friend I'm gonna head off

[mighty cove]

We should all ban bishops in completive play

[median saffron]

its the second game in this dude's sample size of 3 games he gave me to identify why he's a hardstuck 900 despite playing perfectly

[grim edge]

I just realized i could have played my regular setup…

[thick dawn]

coping bro

[hollow ginkgo]

bye i hoped you have a nice day

[median saffron]

i dont think u hang a knight and rook in the same position if u played perfectly

[grim edge]

I usually play c6 as black not d5

[distant nebula]

teach me the ways, i dont think im hardstuck because im stupid because im like decent engineering student, how i learn the ways

[thick dawn]

LOL

[hollow ginkgo]

yeah

[thick dawn]

"I WOULDVE WON I JUST HAD BLACK INSTEAD OF WHITE"

[median saffron]

look at ur opponent's threat

[thick dawn]

"SYSTEMATIC RACISM IN CHESS"

[grim edge]

I didnt have white

[median saffron]

ur just not looking at what ur opponent is doing

[grim edge]

You would have had no chance

[thick dawn]

chess is literally so easy u can even make patterns

so u can know what to do like muscle memory

[hollow ginkgo]

real life chess is easy

[grim edge]

Im well aware of that, which is why i should have just continued my caro kann setup

Lesson learned

[thick dawn]

i look at my opponent more than i even think about what im doing

[median saffron]

https://oops.nuked.earth/nNHcY8H2

[native elbow]

i just got back what happened

[median saffron]

in this position, why did your opponent move the rook

what else is on that file

[thick dawn]

in real life chess i just gaze at them with my beautiful hunter eyes and they get intimidated

[distant nebula]

okay, also do you recc as an opening for white rn i just play like normal chess moving kings pawn and playing what the opp gives me

[grim edge]

I guess you don’t want to give me a chance to redeem myself huh. Wise choice

[median saffron]

https://oops.h8.lol/YCKjZpXW

dont pin yourself, move out of the way

[thick dawn]

i dont do rematches

[hollow ginkgo]

some drama involving @grim edge and @thick dawn

[thick dawn]

unless paid

[grim edge]

There is no drama

[native elbow]

nice pfp kinger

[grim edge]

Stop instagating

[distant nebula]

oh damn take my pawn with his pawn discovered attack on my queen winning knight?

[thick dawn]

i dont do no rematch or no best out of 3 bs

u get one chance my brother

[median saffron]

at a higher level he just has c4 which wins ur knight

[grim edge]

Suit yourself

[fleet sigil]

you don't do rematches cause you're too scared to face defeat?

[native elbow]

you don’t do no rematch means you do rematch

[median saffron]

if u move out of the way the rook opens to ur queen

[native elbow]

double negative

[hollow ginkgo]

hey what your elo

[distant nebula]

how so

[grim edge]

I dropped from 1k im like 982 rn

[thick dawn]

dude he was trash hes the last person id be scared of

Lol

[grim edge]

🥱

[hollow ginkgo]

you 982 and still lose

[thick dawn]

literally look at my record im just tryna keep it clean

[median saffron]

https://oops.roblox.sex.pl/ng3lLp17

would you rather lose the knight or the queen

[grim edge]

If you’re not going to play again then move on bro

Cause I promise you would not win twice 😂

[fleet sigil]

I'd lose the female for the troll factor

[thick dawn]

how do u get those green arrows

[distant nebula]

My bad I thought you were referencing the screenshot from before where you asked why he moves his rook

[grim edge]

Matter of fact let me review that game

[distant nebula]

lichess does that if you toggle to engine

[hollow ginkgo]

now jouste what your elo

[cold gorge]

finally 1400

[thick dawn]

damn im finna get that

[median saffron]

thats what you need to think about to get a higher elo

[fiery beacon]

I’d play knight takes bishop then fork the rook and queen

[median saffron]

think about why he moved a piece

especially since its rapid

[grim edge]

98% accuracy against a 1000 as a 500 🤨

[median saffron]

if u realize that your queen would be under fire and you moved the queen out early

he would have no pressure there

then you just rotate around to where his king is

[distant nebula]

yeah okay, you think it's realistic goal to be like 1500 on chess.com end of febuary ?

[thick dawn]

is 6'3 tall

or average

[hollow ginkgo]

hey jouste what your elo

[distant nebula]

tall is subjective af

[thick dawn]

idk man

[hollow ginkgo]

what

[twin moon]

I don’t do rematches either, I just can’t be bothered to face the same opponent twice unless it’s irl in some tournament

[thick dawn]

check my account idk

[median saffron]

possible but u need to work towards it

[hollow ginkgo]

bro how can i check your account if i don.t know your username

[dawn yew]

Whoever

[grim edge]

No rebuttle to my claim, ima report just in case 😉

[twin moon]

1500 was my end of year goal but now I’m shooting for 1900 before the end of my first year. So it’s doable but you definitely need to put in more work than the average person

[grim edge]

Tall

[hollow ginkgo]

what your username jouste

[queen anchor]

I'm 6'3

[grim edge]

I have it, just gotta find the button

I was going to humbly accept the L till I saw that

[twin moon]

Thanks man, if I can get to 2K before 16 then I think I’ll be set (I’ll still keep going but that will be decent progress)

[hollow ginkgo]

🍉

[grim edge]

Ohwow I will literally pay you to play against me

[thick dawn]

its on my drivers license

[thick dawn]

same

[twin moon]

Ofc, been playing it since February and it’s been one of my only hobbies since

[hollow ginkgo]

jouste what your username on chess

[hollow ginkgo]

same

[twin moon]

I even host a chess club at my school

[queen anchor]

wtf and ur 1800 how old r u

[twin moon]

15 rn

[queen anchor]

ok explains why

[thick dawn]

bro rlly grinding chess.com

[distant nebula]

Oh damn bro, you’re insane. I don’t know what it is but all my critical thinking goes out the window when I play chess.

[grim edge]

500 played with a 1650 rating i smell 🧢

[twin moon]

Lmao, a lot of chess is just pattern recognition imo

[thick dawn]

yo bro are u still salty

[grim edge]

I was at 81% too…i usually win when over 80

Yo bro you seem like a cheater 🤷🏾‍♂️

[twin moon]

Once you understand a lot of those patterns then you can start calculating subconsciously and play strong in intuitive form

[thick dawn]

bro has been crying over his loss for the past 30 minutes

[queen anchor]

I've noticed if I don't blunder the opening then I'll probably win

[thick dawn]

u want a cookie or something

[queen anchor]

maybe I should learn openings

[thick dawn]

oh im a cheater now

[twin moon]

Accuracy is way too relative

[thick dawn]

of course didnt see that coming

[distant nebula]

Something I don’t have I suppose, cruel world. How old are you?

[twin moon]

I would assume that would be a positive correlation lmao

[hasty trail]

Hello

[twin moon]

15

[hollow ginkgo]

bro do you know jouste username

[grim edge]

I will let the report settle it

[hollow ginkgo]

i want to know his elo

[grim edge]

Cause we played

He is literally 500

[queen anchor]

I've been playing chess for 2 years but I didn't improve rating

[twin moon]

But patterns are everywhere in chess from the rook ladder checkmate to the opening motifs

[queen anchor]

idk how to learn openings it's so boring

[distant nebula]

Bra I feel even more stupid now 😭

[twin moon]

Honestly that’s not bad, you don’t have to till 1600

[twin moon]

Nah bro don’t worry I’m a no life, that’s the only reason

[distant nebula]

Only opening I know is the Caro Kann, when the opp advances the e pawn

[queen anchor]

no you have an advantage, kids who get good end up wasting their life on it

and become 2200 who hate chess

adults learners however get to decide to quit

[distant nebula]

Rather waste my life on chess than become an engineer tbh, chess is a fun game

[twin moon]

I’ve never noticed that personally granted I’m not 2200

[thick dawn]

1800 copers in chat

22k is godly

[queen anchor]

well I'm an engineer

[hollow ginkgo]

wow jouste is 732 elo

[twin moon]

Yea same but with psychotherapy

[queen anchor]

honestly past 2000 idc

[distant nebula]

L, statics might’ve been the most boring time of my life

[queen anchor]

i never think I'll get to 2000

[twin moon]

Well then I will just have to learn till I can play at that level then 👍

[queen anchor]

i doubt I will ever

it's too much work

[twin moon]

Yea, the challenge about it is partly what makes it fun

Having… 1.5K losses is what makes the 1.7K wins feel good

Yea I heard he stopped playing somewhat recently

Yea it took him… 4 years to be GM I think?

[queen anchor]

I'll definitely never be GM

[lime lava]

me neither

[twin moon]

Imo that’s the attitude that keeps you from being one

[lime lava]

tell me

[hollow ginkgo]

hello

[queen anchor]

no like it's literally impossible I'm already 23 and only 1100 cc lol my brain cannot do it anymore

[twin moon]

It took Ben finegold till 40 to be one (granted he was an IM for a lot of that time

[lime lava]

tell me, why?

[queen anchor]

i can maybe get to 2000 if I tried but I don't think I will

[hollow ginkgo]

who like pineapple on pizza

or pineapple pizza

[twin moon]

Nothing is impossible, just unlikely

[queen anchor]

definitely impossible to be a GM

[twin moon]

(Within reasonable boundaries ofc)

[lime lava]

tell me why

ok

fair enough

[hollow ginkgo]

ain't nothin but a heartache

[queen anchor]

the only reason to shoot for GM or IM is if you want to make money coaching

[lime lava]

too late

[queen anchor]

otherwise like 2200 you can beat anyone in the club probably

and that's good enough

[lime lava]

except 2300s

[hollow ginkgo]

hello

[queen anchor]

you can beat them too

[grim edge]

MAIROS

[lime lava]

hello bro

[grim edge]

Do you have a gf?

[lime lava]

tell me

[lime lava]

yes

[hollow ginkgo]

damn

[grim edge]

Who?

[lime lava]

why u askin

[uncut fable]

me

[hollow ginkgo]

why

[lime lava]

[queen anchor]

ur mom

[hollow ginkgo]

joe mama

[grim edge]

Is she in discord?

imma eep gn chat

[uncut fable]

g’night

[hollow ginkgo]

[fleet sigil]

This guy simps for every girl in existence

[grim edge]

alo chatterinos

[twin moon]

Well that’s… one way to live life

[uncut fable]

yo @grim edge is this real

[twin moon]

Yea that’s the minimum elo to become an NM in the USA

(Assuming it’s 2200 USCF

[grim edge]

Yeah

I am trying to stop

[uncut fable]

listen man I get being down bad

but you are at y0 my guy

[grim edge]

What do you mean?

[uncut fable]

i mean stop simping for every female within a 50 mile radius

[viscid jacinth]

Lol

[grim edge]

So do I simp for women irl?

[viscid jacinth]

What is female btw

[fossil fog]

ur mother

[uncut fable]

maybe just don’t simp?

[dawn yew]

I never had a normal conversation in this server

[uncut fable]

so how are your…

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[grim edge]

Yeah you're right

[dawn yew]

SAY IT

[uncut fable]

I gotta read TOS hold on

[viscid jacinth]

Just ask me

In dms

[native elbow]

hey guys

[uncut fable]

alright I don’t this this breaks TOS

[uncut fable]

so how are your balls

[dawn yew]

What breaks the TOS

[dawn yew]

Hairy uwu

[native elbow]

ethereal breaks tos as much as possible

[uncut fable]

NUH UH

asking about the welfare of one’s balls is not directly sexual

just lookin’ out for the homies 👍

[dawn yew]

are you saying balls are sexual?

[native elbow]

last night you asked a mod if the beat children💀

[uncut fable]

what

NUH UH

[last verge]

most normal chess.com general discussion

[dawn yew]

are you saying your mommas giantic belly that looks like it came from a vore thingy is sexual?

[native elbow]

you guys were bullying daily 💀

[shy pike]

eeeeeeeeee

[uncut fable]

no I asked how much I could be paid for peer pressuring impressionable children into buying chesscom premium

sadly I didn’t get an amount so I remain unemployed

[dawn yew]

bro I just drank a full pen's ink

[native elbow]

did they hire you as cia spy yet ?

[uncut fable]

without sharing?

selfish bozo

[fiery beacon]

Mmm

[uncut fable]

no 😔

[native elbow]

[dawn yew]

Not on purpose]]

[uncut fable]

or maybe that’s just what I want you to think

[dawn yew]

My bad

bro but fr my tongue is like blue

[hard narwhal]

https://play.chess.com/TMoqG play pls

[uncut fable]

YOU’RE BLUE NOW!

THAT’S MY ATTACK!

NYEH HEH HEH!

[native elbow]

make yourself vomit so you don’t get ink poisoning if you swallowed it

[native elbow]

alr papyrus

[uncut fable]

keep the ink poisoning in there to increase writing proficiency

[lime lava]

You want some tips?

[dawn yew]

I loved flying

[uncut fable]

on how to not simp or how to simp more effectively

[dawn yew]

it was not a full pen but

[grim edge]

Are you going to say just dont?

[uncut fable]

you obey gravity now

[native elbow]

you walk up to her and say “hey girl, PLEASEEE PLEASEE I BEG”

[lime lava]

No, pretend they are regular people
Cause they are

[spark apex]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92972457959?tab=review&move=46 chess is so easy

[uncut fable]

you walk up to her and say “hey baby girl I just beat a 2200 with the king’s gambit accepted: tumbleweed variation”

[worn ice]

tactic (2606) vs. chessByTheBeach19 (2652)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ exf6 6. c3 Bd6 7. Bd3 O-O 8. Qc2 Re8+ 9. Ne2 h5 10. O-O h4 11. Nf4 Qc7 12. g3 Nd7 13. Qd1 Nf8 14. Qh5 hxg3 15. hxg3 c5 16. Kg2 cxd4 17. Rh1 Qc6+ 18. f3 Ng6 19. Nxg6 fxg6 20. Bxg6 Re2+ 21. Kf1 Re1+ 22. Kxe1 Bxg3+ 23. Kf1 Qc4+ 24. Kg2 

[lime lava]

You pretend they are some 10mil dollar prize or somethin

[fiery beacon]

why not?

[native elbow]

there’s no trick to rizz, just start a convo and talk😭

and if she likes you she likes you and you get the digits, if not there are 9 billion people on this planet and you could’ve beat her in chess anyway

[hard narwhal]

invitation pls

[dawn yew]

@uncut fable look dms

[swift panther]

im black guess what i played

[native elbow]

a5?

[swift panther]

no

[uncut fable]

how does your race affect what you play

[native elbow]

[grim edge]

Guys do any of you believe a 500 can have a game like this? Bro had 97.8% accuracy to my 81%.

[grim edge]

99 accuracy, waow

[fleet sigil]

most average chess.com discussion

[swift panther]

very funny

[fleet sigil]

smurfing or cheating

[grim edge]

probably cheater

Okay good thought so.

[lime lava]

We cant stop simping but like... bro is too much
Way too cringe
It hurts my soul
The way bro simps makes me wanna cry out of anger of myself

[native elbow]

the grief is immeasurable 😭

[uncut fable]

everyone knows you only simp when she’s above 1600 elo

[grim edge]

Hopefully they catch him, I hate people like that. Bragging in chat is one thing but if you’re a coward, be a quiet coward.

[native elbow]

me (100 elo) asking me gf (2000elo) to tell the mcdonald’s workers my order was wrong (i’m too scared)

[grim edge]

Are you telling me to simp right?

[lime lava]

If she cant mate with 2 bishops
Red flag.

[lime lava]

Yes

[fleet sigil]

Introverted like me 😔

[hard narwhal]

help password game rule 16

[uncut fable]

If she can mate with knight and bishop

Keeper.

[lime lava]

Wifey material

[native elbow]

i’m bringing a daily puzzle to each first date from now on

[lime lava]

Show me

[uncut fable]

“wanna mate in my room?”

“sure”

plops down an 8x8 wooden board on the middle of the bed, complete with beautiful marble chess pieces.

[native elbow]

(then plays scholars mate)

[primal shore]

Gn little tiny people in my phone

[grim edge]

Only 8 games on his account and a smurf wouldnt brag like a child

[native elbow]

goodnight pixels on my screen!

[lime lava]

gn

[uncut fable]

Mutual goodnight, giant overlord of this tiny digital prison that I find myself trapped inside on a daily basis

release me

chat may be dead but we saw that shit

[native elbow]

i walked away for one sec what did i miss

[uncut fable]

Mayor Charizard - Entry Number 52.

[grim edge]

Pls stop

[native elbow]

what was ittttt

[uncut fable]

Found another woman to simp for. May be a potential 632nd target.

[lime lava]

Mayor I assume you are trolling and you are the biggest troll ever

[grim edge]

I am so paranoid about going to jail

[uncut fable]

he just like me fr

[native elbow]

REALLL they want me so bad i know itttt

[lime lava]

Because if you arent Im actually worried about your mental health little bro

[grim edge]

Bro join Vc

[native elbow]

do you have something to be scared ab charisse’s ?

[uncut fable]

me and him did a few things in the capital of Romania a few years ago

they still don’t like us very much

[native elbow]

andrew tate is after yall

[grim edge]

WTF

[native elbow]

surrealist toilet humor

[vapid saffron]

Hi

[grim edge]

What are you talking about

i think my tactical skills are 1900

[vapid saffron]

._.

[native elbow]

playing a 5m if i lose im quitting chess for goood tbh

[uncut fable]

that wasn’t very skibidi of you

[lime lava]

Talkin bout this

[vapid saffron]

fr

[swift panther]

lol u guys ever meet people who start repeating move’s thinking its a draw and then loses 😭😭

[grim edge]

im not 1100 im 950

[random drum]

Good Morning

[grim edge]

my end game is very bad

[lime lava]

Is your puzzle rating around 1950?

[grim edge]

if i had more knowledge about chess id be 2500

[grim edge]

its 3000

[uncut fable]

the knight moves in an L shape

[vapid saffron]

🤯

[grim edge]

i see you got 2000

i have no time to play sadly

[uncut fable]

guys he needs more chess knowledge

ping @grim edge with random chess trivia

[grim edge]

otherwise id be next world champion

[grim edge]

Ok

[lime lava]

Either you cheating,
Lying or 900s are goated

[uncut fable]

nah puzzles are just a different skill than playing chess

you should see Mylls’ puzzle elo compared to real elo

[grim edge]

its because i dont play chess

[uncut fable]

check this guy out bro

[lime lava]

Agree, its normal that 900s that cant even mate with a rook
Can have the consistency to get 3k

[uncut fable]

“can’t even mate with a rook” can be taken so badly

[grim edge]

Mairos I am worried about my mental health too

[lime lava]

He is prob cheating or getting helped in puzzles

[vapid saffron]

what is happening

[uncut fable]

I’ve seen him stream, he’s legit

[grim edge]

remember i took you to an endgame

[uncut fable]

stop being talented in general it reminds me that I’m not gifted

[grim edge]

almost

[lime lava]

I didnt want to admit it... why do you have to be so smart

[grim edge]

in middle game analysis said i played better

140+ iq?

L take

you are not profoundly gifted

[uncut fable]

this is what people say in every talent

[native elbow]

guitar is ez doe

[mystic stream]

🤨

[lime lava]

My talent is ridiculous and useless

[random drum]

Guess who's in my pfp

[vapid saffron]

and what's your talet

[uncut fable]

Sans undertale

[random drum]

nahh lol

[grim edge]

i got top 32 in world championship

[uncut fable]

Wolfgang Mozart

[random drum]

nahh

[grim edge]

I SUBMITTED MY ESSAY AND NOW THE WEBSITE IS BUGGING

[uncut fable]

Elon Musk

[random drum]

elon musk raps?

[grim edge]

join the fight for survival

[uncut fable]

Chris Hansen

[random drum]

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

[uncut fable]

Grandmaster Adolf Anderssen

[grim edge]

e

[uncut fable]

it’s almost as if beginner songs

are made for beginners

[grim edge]

Yo can anyone teach me Ruy lopez?

This is Not real

[uncut fable]

who is ruy Lopez and what does he want to learn

[random drum]

It's KRSNA

[vapid saffron]

what

[grim edge]

i submitted my essay

and now it wont load

[vapid saffron]

bruh

[mystic stream]

join the fight for survival

[vapid saffron]

essay of what?

[grim edge]

✅

Good man

[lime lava]

I can sneeze with my eyes opened.

[vapid saffron]

that's cool

[native elbow]

eziest solo on scales ever ngl

[dawn yew]

doesn't sound good

[lime lava]

I can do that while my eyes are opened

[dawn yew]

sorry, I meant it sounds good

[lime lava]

You crazy

[dawn yew]

oil + america + 1945

[dawn yew]

crazy? I was crazy once

[lime lava]

I can sneeze while Im shopping

[dawn yew]

Shut up I can sneeze while sneezing

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

🤡

Your welcome

[grim edge]

digital media

[viscid jacinth]

Also who asked

[lime lava]

I can hold the sneeze in the last second so I dont feel relieved

[viscid jacinth]

Ligma

[spark apex]

@grim edge how'd I play you twice in jan 2023

[grim edge]

Because i asked

actually i dont know

[spark apex]

oh I remember

[viscid jacinth]

Joe Mama haha

[spark apex]

you asked for a training game/ me to be your coach and I gave you some advice

and then we proceeded to never talk again lmao

ngl i think i gave trash advice atm

[lime lava]

How did you win 400 points in some months

[spark apex]

it's https://ratings.fide.com/profile/14103320

[grim edge]

can i dm u rq to see the advice you gave

[spark apex]

sure

[spark apex]

legit no idea i'm not doing anything remarkable other than playing blitz and hyper all day

i analyze my games after and watch youtube vids sometimes

[grim edge]

anyone else seeing UFOs

[lime lava]

Actually
Ye I believe it
I Just won 100 points above my peak in 2 days

But I stopped playing cause chess makes me wanna break my pc

[spark apex]

I mean, I usually gain lots of rating after I take long breaks

to just reflect on my understanding of chess

[viscid jacinth]

no wauuuu

[native elbow]

lmao jesus

[spark apex]

i don't think playing is doing much at all it usually comes to me after I consume content

like I got 2700 after I watched three of danya's speedrun vids

[viscid jacinth]

Bro is an NM

[spark apex]

books are 2 boring tho

[grim edge]

that can happen with 160+ iq

[spark apex]

ik 1650-2700 in two and a half years is impressive but I think there are people who improved quicker

iirc

[native elbow]

what did you do during that time?

[spark apex]

heck ton of puzzles and just watched a lot of chess vids

[grim edge]

is your Bio true

[spark apex]

and also tried to understand why the engine recommended certain ideas in lichess studies

different structures, etc

[grim edge]

wtf

[spark apex]

I was studying without knowing it

I find the way to convince myself to do work is to treat it like its something I would do deliberately in my free time

[native elbow]

im just learning chess and trying to improve, thanks man 🙂

[spark apex]

But I have to let go of that preconcieved notion first

[spark apex]

I don't know if that's necessarily true but all of the fastest improvers I've met have been pretty bright

So I assume there's a little bit of causation there

Also a lot of those players are somewhere on the spectrum

Not to say I fit that criteria

[kind crag]

this doesnt make sense, its a fork,

[grim edge]

Heading y’all’s improvement journeys motivates me im impatient but steadily improving

[spark apex]

I mean for example this kid started playing in June 2020 and less than three years later he's 2700

[grim edge]

Chess.com does that sometimes, it would give the opponent a brilliant when in reality i made a stupid blunder

[spark apex]

So I'm not anything too special, just someone committed

[grim edge]

Yeah some ppl are just straight prodigies

[spark apex]

Yeah this guy is definitely an outlier

Also he is 9 (!!) years old right now

[grim edge]

I played my first game at nine mad at myself for not being consistent back then lol

[spark apex]

He is definitely a contender for world champion in the future as it stands

He is by far the highest rated player OTB for his age too

I've played him two games, he destroyed me in one and flagged me in the other

[grim edge]

Tryhard

[spark apex]

are u tyler1

[pallid plinth]

Yo does anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

I can play but at your own risk

I need to start playing stronger guys

[torpid lintel]

Okay send link unrated :)

[grim edge]

And not cheaters 🤦🏾‍♂️

[pallid plinth]

Just challenge me thrasher7230

[grim edge]

Every strategy game has cheaters 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[torpid lintel]

Okay!

[grim edge]

e

[kind crag]

yes, but it will end up to a trade, and im gonna be one rook up

[grim edge]

I was about to ask for a rematch

[torpid lintel]

You are already in a game 😅

[pallid plinth]

Mb

Now try

[grim edge]

yeah we kinda played a lot of matches on friday

12 matches to be exact lol

[grim edge]

true

[grim edge]

The last one 💀

“Einstein has left the chat”

[spark apex]

How tf is someone 2900 blitz at 9 years old

how can you cram that much information into such a tiny brain

[grim edge]

who

[spark apex]

he must eat, drink, and sleep chess

[spark apex]

https://www.chess.com/member/faustinooro

[grim edge]

When robots take over chess they will be our only hope in the future

4000 elo war

[grim edge]

Robots took chess over a long time ago

I mean completely to the point we dont even play anymore

All the tournaments lol

[grim edge]

then chess would’t exist because it’s basically always a draw and therefore the robots would eventually realize as such

Woah dude is actually 4300 puzzles

Yeah that’s prolly true

[grim edge]

HOW THE FU-

Perfect chess is a draw

[grim edge]

yeah, elo can’t really be increased

once we get to engine level elo isn’t easy to define

Reminds me of another strategy game I used to play, once you hit grandmaster games always end the same

[grim edge]

the only reason we don’t tend to get draws most of the time is the existence of the sicilian ngl

[last verge]

I'm nothing like y'all 😎😭😭😭

[grim edge]

at high level

[grim edge]

Shush go beat stockfish

Probably

[last verge]

Say Hi to the new Galaxy Note

[grim edge]

Grandmaster checkers players exist?

like bro’s probably about to be a GM by 14-15

and that’s honestly kinda underestimation

Why do all 2000s hate chess

[spark apex]

probably earlier

[grim edge]

I’m 1380 I have no idea

I mean I slightly dislike chess so i feel like i have a long journey ahead

[spark apex]

the youngest GM is Abhimanyu Mishra at 12 and Faustino is way ahead of him already

[native elbow]

just got my first scholars mate on lichess

[grim edge]

Levy

I only know ding because of WCC, but I have like not heard of him since

[grim edge]

whats your elo?

[jaunty kindle]

Imagine watching gothamchess clickbait trash

[grim edge]

he’s the reason a lot of ppl (including me) got into chess

[native elbow]

225 rapid 🙂

[grim edge]

me too xD

[dreamy siren]

That is a very logical person

[jaunty kindle]

Ever thought about its better to stay out if you cant reach at least 1000 elo

[grim edge]

ooh you got a long way ahead

I like the creativity Magnus brings also I watched an hour of Hikaru training and dropped from 1k lol

[jaunty kindle]

Indeed

[native elbow]

yeaaa

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt Look we have a fellow logical person for once!

[jaunty kindle]

[dawn yew]

Yo anyone knows where I can pirate chess?

[grim edge]

wt?

[dawn yew]

It's so expensive

[grim edge]

Pshh easy peasy

[jaunty kindle]

Buy lichess premium

[grim edge]

Jk lol

[grim edge]

oh you mean the chess premium? try lichess at best i dont there are any modded versions tho

Im a pianist

[dawn yew]

that gave me viruses

[dawn yew]

I want to pirate the actual game, not the battle pass

[grim edge]

lmaoo

[dreamy siren]

There's a significant amount of possible content for these

[grim edge]

bro got poitical real quick

I might learn guitar next

Wanted to as a kid

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah once you opened it it sets the pride flag as your desktop background and decrypts all your files with the LGBTQ++--//×× hash algorithm

[dawn yew]

what oes that mean

[grim edge]

how much can you play?

[jaunty kindle]

"Chess is racist"

[grim edge]

the country is known for exporting viruses on purpose

[grim edge]

Guitar? Not a single chord. Piano? Just barely considered advanced

[dreamy siren]

People say that it's dumb and cringe. It's only racist if you make it racist

Cap black can equalize really easily

[jaunty kindle]

But its not as cringe as 10|0

[dawn yew]

I don't even know what gambit is, i'm the better begginer

[jaunty kindle]

(I even played 4 games 10+0 on lichess today lmao)

[dreamy siren]

The ultimate cringe is "Look at my brilliant move!"(insert ss of super basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice)

[grim edge]

i have never played piano(seriously) but guitar is hard to learn, the starting steps, but i think piano is harder as you get advanced

[wild jungle]

hiii

can someone tell me who https://www.chess.com/member/ruslanpx is?

[dreamy siren]

It's better to be a self-aware beginner rather than delusionally acting like you know a huge amount of chess like many people

[jaunty kindle]

Ill just insert e4

[dreamy siren]

I think you replied to the wrong comment

[dawn yew]

what is a gambit tho

[wild jungle]

can someone say who https://www.chess.com/member/ruslanpx he/she is in top 19 with 3k elo

[viscid jacinth]

Mortal Kombat goes hard

[wild jungle]

account created last month

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[grim edge]

ye i do realise that eeee

[viscid jacinth]

Soup

[dreamy siren]

It's when you sacrifice material and try to get some sort of compensation for it. General something like positional advantage, a big attack, etc.

[fiery beacon]

pro tip: If you're buying a used instrument from somewhere that's not super official like facebook marketplace make sure that you get a chance to inspect the instrument before you buy. I reccomend just getting smth from guitar center if you want it delivered to you.

[hard narwhal]

We're playing a game of chess
There are no rules, just you and me
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna checkmate you
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna give up or resign
Never gonna make you cry or say goodbye
Never gonna lie or hurt you

We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I know
Don't tell me you have no clue

Never gonna checkmate you
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna give up or resign
Never gonna make you cry or say goodbye
Never gonna lie or hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Never gonna give, never gonna give)
Never gonna checkmate you
Never gonna let you go

(Ooh, give me a move)
(Ooh, give me a move)
Never gonna checkmate you
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna give up or resign
Never gonna make you cry or say goodbye
Never gonna lie or hurt you

[jaunty kindle]

@dreamy siren "Oh look. What a brillant move because I saw one single move. Now I want all the applause"
(Its not even that bad lol)

[viscid jacinth]

Hell yeah

[grim edge]

imagine getting rickrolled in chess

[somber pier]

OH NOOOOO PAAAWN

[dreamy siren]

I've got a better one man I took a pawn on h6 here showing amazing understanding of the fact that if I eliminate my opponents pawn that they'd have no material to mate me. I think the applause for me should be so loud I hear it from all around the world within the next few seconds!

[jaunty kindle]

But you missed mate in 20 moves

[dreamy siren]

Wait what? I thought my move was brilliant! Chess.com said so!

[grim edge]

AND HE SACREIFIED THE KNIGHTE FOR NO APPARENT REAOSN

[dreamy siren]

You're trolling right?

[fiery beacon]

Yeah my cousin bought his first guitar used from ebay and it was a piece of crap. Fret buzz, bad intonation, wouldn't stay in tune. Only half decent thing about it were the modded EMG pickups but that doesn't bring the value up to the 200 dollars he paid for it.

[jaunty kindle]

Woooooow!!!! Then it MUST be right

[dreamy siren]

Yeah so everyone praise me I played absolutely brilliant chess!!

[jaunty kindle]

[somber pier]

WE SACRIFICE DA ROOOK

[hard narwhal]

chessrolled

[fiery beacon]

A lot of people don't use whammy bars at all. If you're not playing metal at all there's a high chance you won't need a whammy.

[native elbow]

ive played guitar since middle school and i havent used a whammy bar but like twice

[grim edge]

my thought process-
rook takes knight, queen d8 for check, bishop covers.
now i realised theres your white rook in the back rank. so yeah that was genius move well played

[fiery beacon]

Hell I do play metal and do a lot of guitar solos but I don't use a whammy bar at all

[jaunty kindle]

"Gotham viewer" lmao

[dreamy siren]

Bruh... it was a basic calculation it shouldn't get labeled brilliant

[grim edge]

for a 1100 rated like myslef, its a smart move, whats your elo tho

@pallid plinth I am losing braincells watching your game

[grim edge]

he’s like 2000

[dreamy siren]

I'm like 2100 but I'm just saying to use the word brilliant to describe it is a major over-exaggeration

[pallid plinth]

Cool? Stop watching then

[jaunty kindle]

Lmao

[grim edge]

are you a master? fide certified?

[grim edge]

No because I have time to rematch and you said you wanted to do first to 10 lol

[fiery beacon]

My band teacher has a fender tele and honestly fender is way overhyped. The guitar was way too light for me (I'm used to giant extended range guitars) and it didn't play nearly as well as I had expected. My dad's friend has a modded squier tele and tbh it feels, plays, and sounds better. I don't see why anyone would waste money on an expensive guitar unless you're a studio musician.

[jaunty kindle]

Yes legendary stupid

[grim edge]

I’m just waiting for mohit to wipe the floor with you /hj

[grim edge]

chess is racist. black to begin with has a kinda disadvantage

[pallid plinth]

K I will after this

[grim edge]

It’s really not tho

[dreamy siren]

It's only racist if you make it racist

[grim edge]

like if you play at engine level as well then there’s no advantage

aka they’re equal

so no racism ✅

[dreamy siren]

Jump in front of a train for you

[fiery beacon]

even as a studio musician just buy a squier and mod the hell out of it, it's probably cheaper and better

[dreamy siren]

@jaunty kindle we need to reel @grim edge back into logical thinking he used to have logical thinking but somehow changed

[jaunty kindle]

I would move the world trade center just for you

[grim edge]

☠️

[native elbow]

bruno mars didnt wanna perform in isreal that means he wouldnt catch a grenade for you

[jaunty kindle]

[dreamy siren]

Nor can you dispute that cigarettes make people happy. So... what's your point?

[grim edge]

Brilliant moves don’t matter, but no one is going to remember you because you played one brilliant move on a chess website with millions of active users

[grim edge]

difference is cigs cause active harm to your health

[grim edge]

i think it does, even the chess analysis has a bar on the left, about whos a in a better position, its a +0.66 for white to begin with

[dreamy siren]

@grim edge I just realized you have 666 at the end of your username? My eyes are starting to open to things!

[grim edge]

Brilliant moves just give you a hint of dopamine

[jaunty kindle]

He is in a satanic cult. He will kill all of us

[dreamy siren]

My point was that just saying they make people happy isn't a good point for your argument cause not all things that make people happy are overall good for them

[fiery beacon]

hail satin

[grim edge]

.66 my ass we literally have to make engines play bad openings in order to not have them draw

also that’s low depth

[somber pier]

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh its CS2 not CS:GO anymore lmao

[grim edge]

damn really?

[dreamy siren]

Yes I see people ask why moves aren't brilliant, and play hope chess sacrifices from time to time these days and they complain that the moves weren't labeled brilliant

[grim edge]

Yeah just do puzzles enough and you’ll get a brilliant

[dreamy siren]

It's not cause you missed my point

[grim edge]

doesn’t matter unleds it leads to a win

[somber pier]

Bruh my nickname means cs:go better than cs2 LMAOOOOO

[dreamy siren]

No they complain about it not being brilliant

[fiery beacon]

"You missed my point!" " 🤓 umm aktually you missed my point!"

[dreamy siren]

Well not everyone is the same

[somber pier]

[fiery beacon]

that's how this sounds rn

[dreamy siren]

Yeah that changes everything about the circumstance then

[jaunty kindle]

Next year. Next year...

[grim edge]

i still dont. i try to play a brilliant, and its a blunder, at most an inaccuracy

[dawn yew]

I'm being bullied at vc

[grim edge]

we gotta do the same thing levy’s admins did

omw

they blacklisted him from even mentioning brilliant moves

[dreamy siren]

People begging for attention isn't a good thing either bit people care about brilliants too much and you can see that by just being around the chess community these days

[dreamy siren]

Yep then you're an example for what I'm trying to say! You shouldn't do that

[torpid lintel]

👀

[dreamy siren]

They complain about moves not getting labeled brilliant so clearly they care about them

[somber pier]

Hello
Sawubona
嗨。
Привет
Hej
Zdravo
Салам
העלא
Hola
سلام
ഹായ്

[fiery beacon]

i meant to reply to the thing but i forgor

[somber pier]

there is no italian

[dreamy siren]

But whether or not a flawed algorithm labels it brilliant shouldn't mean anything to them

[somber pier]

:D

[fiery beacon]

lemme try again

[torpid lintel]

English pls :)

[fiery beacon]

8 counts of sexual harassment, 3 counts of battery, 7 counts of attempted murder, 6 counts of assault, and last but not least 1 count of vehicular manslaughter?

[somber pier]

"Hello"

[dreamy siren]

That's not what I've experienced being around the chess community lately

[grim edge]

yeah yeah i get your point, but i still dont think its wrong

[torpid lintel]

Hi !Welcome connect to get full access to this server :)

[stable jungle]

Hey @somber pier, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

konichiwa gozaimas

[somber pier]

There is serbian, russian, spanish, english, chinese, persian, and more

[dreamy siren]

Playing to try to get brilliants isn't good for maximizing your chances to win games

[grim edge]

no japanese TT

[somber pier]

sry ;c

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-8926456506330292547

[dreamy siren]

I never said that happens... wtf?

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-8926456506330292547

[dreamy siren]

Phoenix just said he's done it

[grim edge]

excuse me?

[dreamy siren]

I never said people quit cause they don't get them

[somber pier]

ok, ok

[grim edge]

1100 dude and i am not saying brilliant is bad, its actually pretty good, motivates you to keep getting better

[dreamy siren]

You said right here

[grim edge]

doesnt mean i stop trying for brilliant/ i made a mistake but next time ill try not to

[somber pier]

안녕
こんにちは
مرحبًا
Përshëndetje.
Сәләм
Hallo
Tere
Здоров
Saluton

[grim edge]

hey

[torpid lintel]

I guess you saying hello but still there are rules so just keep it English 😅
Thanks!

[dreamy siren]

Dude how do you expect me to seek those out? I remember one person said that about a move that wasn't a sacrifice yesterday but it'd take a lot of searching to find multiple specific examples but hold on.

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[somber pier]

ok

[dreamy siren]

I think it is bad for the chess community in multiple ways that I've explained many times before

[somber pier]

no great move ?(

[manic plume]

Hii would anyone like to play w me

[fiery beacon]

ronald reagan

[torpid lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @manic plume, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[somber pier]

4 great moves?

[manic plume]

Would anyone other than this person like to play w me?

[native elbow]

rating?

[fiery beacon]

💀

[somber pier]

my 600 elo is unbeatable

[fiery beacon]

unity you are questionable sometimes

[native elbow]

unity is jus a troll lmaoo

[dreamy siren]

Plus @grim edge you've agreed that most people find out that the brilliants algorithm is flawed eventually anyways meaning theyll have that moment of disappointment at some point. So why do you care whether I tell them that news or not it would've either happened then or some time later either way

[torpid lintel]

See you all later

[manic plume]

I don’t know what this means

Idk my rating

[somber pier]

[manic plume]

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[dreamy siren]

Well honestly people who think like you are the main reason I feel the need to do it tbh

[tired falcon]

part of school curriculum

[dreamy siren]

Exactly yet you think we should just let people get taken advantage of and leave them deceived. That's the type of thing that makes me frustrated and feel like I need to be present to help the deceived people cause I can't rely on other people who know that they're getting deceived to do it in case I'm not present

[somber pier]

my 600 elo don't think same

[manic plume]

oh my god

Corny asf

[tired falcon]

brilliants are just ego boosters, they dont define your skill as a chess player

[grim edge]

hey guys

[dreamy siren]

Yes they are. You know the people who implemented the algorithm know that the algorithm doesn't represent brilliant chess well consistently and you should know that it's part of a marketing scheme. Obviously they know that less experienced people aren't gonna realize the algorithm is flawed

[grim edge]

Bio of all things?

also are you a child prodigy?

[tired falcon]

i rarely get brilliants in 2000s elo because positionally, most of the time sacrifices wont work, which brilliants basically are

[dreamy siren]

Go ahead and I really hope you brighten up and realize you're thinking is problematic. Gl with bio

[echo kestrel]

Idk what's happening, but as a starky hater, I can confirm he's wrong

[dreamy siren]

There we go! And that's why the algorithm makes no sense. Positional chess can be brilliant, solid chess, etc. But chess.com algorithm is unfair to positional, solid, etc. Players and makes this false idea that only sacrifices can be brilliant

You're just making an assumption by saying I'm doing that

[fleet sigil]

bro still talks about this

[tired falcon]

exactly, sacrifices that work are marked as "brilliant", even if it's the 2nd best move, when the 1st best move is only labeled as "best move"

[glossy radish]

h

fk this

[dreamy siren]

Yeah it's absolutely ridiculous and a dishonest algorithm implemented by chess.com

[somber pier]

bruh(

[primal shore]

Only sacrifices can be brilliant is completely false because pretty much if a sacrifice works its always brilliant, and to call it a sac it has to not be a blunder therefore all saccs are brilliant

[somber pier]

[fiery beacon]

Can you tell them to stop fighting ms chat overlord

[glossy radish]

i’m joining in wdym

[tired falcon]

top youtubers/players are most likely aware of this but still puts "BRILLIANT" stuff on the thumbnail to reel in inexperienced players

[glossy radish]

hey y’all if you stop fighting i’ll give you a lollipop. also brilliants are fake

[fleet sigil]

this gotta be a starky alt

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

i love me too

[dreamy siren]

That made no sense. Brilliant means something that's super impressive. Like a very high level of impressiveness and no not all sacrifices that work meet a super high level of impressiveness a lot of them are just basic calculations

[flat gyro]

?

[tired falcon]

yes watch jt

[flat gyro]

also levy