💬〡general-off-topic

[stone iris]

is it illegal to send liches link here

[ocean merlin]

Wow this chat maturity below 100

[grim edge]

i want to prove smthg can anyone say whismy is hot

i like opium

[boreal cosmos]

better not to

[stone iris]

right

[teal dragon]

Well constructed arguement

[teal dragon]

Whismy is hot

[wet terrace]

why I suddenly such at chess :(

I havent been gaining any elo for the past 4 days

[stone iris]

maybe u need rest

[grim edge]

DUCK

[wet terrace]

i had 10 hours last night

[hushed shuttle]

agreed

[grim edge]

HA

[wet terrace]

i used to easily defeat 1200 and now im struggling against 970 elo

[stone iris]

no like do activities otherthan chess

[wet terrace]

even though I didnt blunder

[grim edge]

anyone even if y'all haven't seen zir at all just say "whismy is hot" i wanna win an argument

[wet terrace]

well. I got nothing else

[teal dragon]

Me for the past 4 months

[wet terrace]

Chess is basically my life

[grim edge]

duck ima strangle u in ur mf sleep

[stone iris]

try something new

[wet terrace]

Suggestions?

[clever bay]

What time control u play?

[grim edge]

mggh~

[stone iris]

or work out

[wet terrace]

🥲

[wet terrace]

already did. my arms are sore now

[wet terrace]

10 minutes

[boreal cosmos]

you are trying to be weird?

[grim edge]

markus i meant that i genuinely want to end ducks life

[wet terrace]

and yes I take my time. Every move I made sounded reasonable to me

[stone iris]

how bout play with someone not random

[teal dragon]

@dawn yew boy wheres this visual guide at am waiting

[wet terrace]

yet I still lost

[edgy condor]

can someone help me determine if a person is a cheater?

[boreal cosmos]

im afraid i should ping mods, no?

[dawn yew]

I ain't got permissions

[stone iris]

wanna play

[teal dragon]

Oh sob

[boreal cosmos]

no, we dont deal with cheating accusations here

[grim edge]

ze's embarassing me man u gotta understand

can someone help with chess rl quick

[wet terrace]

My younger brother (2 years younger than me) is 1600..

[dawn yew]

I can send you

[grim edge]

just a question

me and duck are very close friends

[wet terrace]

sure

[stone iris]

woaaaa

[wet terrace]

He is 1600 rated 14 year old

[boreal cosmos]

ok, still why do you have to post it here?

[proven sapphire]

You fkn with me right?

[stone iris]

my younger bro beat me many times as well even though he rarely plays

[wet terrace]

SAME

[grim edge]

because ze is embarassing me here

[wet terrace]

BRO GEN ALPHA ARE ACTUALLY ALPHAS

[boreal cosmos]

and..?

[teal dragon]

Tf is a ze

[stone iris]

and Im the one who wakes up and plays chess without eating while he just plays for fun

[clever bay]

Yes

[boreal cosmos]

@clear sequoia

[grim edge]

ugh

[grim edge]

les go in dms ok

[stone iris]

😭

[boreal cosmos]

why would you text stuff like that

[clever bay]

Sure

[teal dragon]

Arena IM goes hard 😭🙏🙏

[grim edge]

because its a digital medium, im friends with duck, and i want to. why are you butting into places youre not welcome

[stone iris]

ur username

[silent dawn]

wassup people

[boreal cosmos]

you can talk about killing each other in your dms not in a public place

[teal dragon]

Wheres the fun in that

[grim edge]

why

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

chat acting hella goofy im out

im allowed to joke. its very obviously not a real threat

[grim edge]

nah it's chill

[teal dragon]

Bro read ur name

[hushed shuttle]

ew

markus being worse than usual

[boreal cosmos]

Keep everything within their respective channels and refrain from unsuitable conversations.
Please do not publicly debate politics, sexuality/gender, religion, sex, self-harm or any related topics in any channel. Don't discuss illegal activities (even as a joke, and, yes, even if it's a meme), and don't promote cheating, sandbagging, stalling or any violations of Chess.com's Terms of Service. Don’t share your or anyone else’s personal details in the public channels and please don’t ask for that kind of information.

[stone iris]

some people can get offended by things u usually dont, so try to adjust this is a public chat after all

[boreal cosmos]

"even as a joke"

[hushed shuttle]

🤓 (me fr but STILL)

[primal shore]

@grim edge @grim edge @glossy radish ily

[wet terrace]

Megarayssss

[grim edge]

skibidi toilet gaming

[grim edge]

lucy has to mulittask the ily pings in 1 message

[primal shore]

100000% real

[grim edge]

following the rules at the cost of a positive social interaction isnt worth it

Plspls

duck. please

[boreal cosmos]

tell it to mods

[teal dragon]

Talk to some women 😭

[primal shore]

Whiskey is hot

[grim edge]

duck im getting a lecture from markus over this

DUCK

[dawn yew]

whimsy is hot

[grim edge]

so close, now say it but with whismy

[hushed shuttle]

whisky

[grim edge]

TY

[primal shore]

Wiksyet

[teal dragon]

Was i not enough 💔⁉️

[stone iris]

if thats the name he want let him

[grim edge]

i need as much people

[upbeat viper]

what's happening here ?

[boreal cosmos]

i spent the past 4 hrs working on planning a container terminal so im kinda tired for 5 yr old jokes

[boreal cosmos]

some kids talking about killing eachother as a joke 🙂

[grim edge]

duck was embarassing me and i said id strangle him as a joke

[dawn yew]

yo who wants to 1v1 me on DS1

[upbeat viper]

ah

[grim edge]

hi basty

[boreal cosmos]

and then you told me that you will kill me 🙂

[tame elbow]

Then I would say you're delusional

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge chill out smh

I get that you too are friends and joking but yeah, not here

like just chill here

[wet terrace]

Send it again

[fiery beacon]

A second ago I ate a Reese’s cup. But this cup was not like any other Reese’s cup. I noticed before I ate it that it had this weird solidified white liquid on it. Then when I bit into it it tasted funny

[boreal cosmos]

Adams won 50+ fide WCC cool

that guy is a monster

[fiery beacon]

Censorship

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[fiery beacon]

1984

[upbeat viper]

looking for trouble @teal dragon

[grim edge]

china

[upbeat viper]

remember anything bad you do = back to ban land

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/monsieur-omgba-shame-on-you-kant-tgi-gif-19293983

[hushed shuttle]

this is faked
never happened

[grim edge]

sorry my phone ran out of battery am i muted

[boreal cosmos]

that dude got unbanned?

[upbeat viper]

yup

[boreal cosmos]

lol, already testing waters

[grim edge]

eh i get ur point. ill be less death threaty :p

[upbeat viper]

not less, not at all.

[grim edge]

stormy 😭

[hushed shuttle]

1984

[upbeat viper]

@fiery beacon no politix

[boreal cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-eye-wink-gif-12352742718877841322

[grim edge]

u got it hoss. no mentions of beatings strangulations or poisonings will be forthcoming 🫡

[boreal cosmos]

no death threats since minimod markus is always around

i do

[grim edge]

ohmygod my cat is here

bye chat i gtg for thirty seconds

[grim edge]

yes it is i

[boreal cosmos]

then go talk someplace private 😉

[grim edge]

hai mr.e

[stone quiver]

Is this the barbeer

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[mystic stream]

🤨

[mystic stream]

hi chat

[grim edge]

hi chat

[teal dragon]

Bast u mad suck

☹️

[mystic stream]

suck?

[teal dragon]

☹️

[unique lance]

I just wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "brilliants on chess.com aren't actually brilliant"

like it's the most revolutionary and unheard of phrase they've ever uttered

[teal dragon]

Fr

Literally starkys whole personality

[grim edge]

ough

hey who deleted my photo

[teal dragon]

Probably evil bast

[grim edge]

bast is good and just

[teal dragon]

No hes not

[grim edge]

😔

[grim edge]

Yo

[teal dragon]

Bast is always mean to me

I aint do shit

[grim edge]

ough

[fiery beacon]

I wanted to tell you that you’re my favorite moderator then I got censored 😭

What?

[boreal cosmos]

im not a mod

[fiery beacon]

Why did fobby get muted

[fiery beacon]

Idc

[teal dragon]

Cap

Bast a tyrant

[fiery beacon]

Yessss that’s what I’m saying

[steady iris]

hi

[river ingot]

Anyone wanna donate to a girls soccer team gofundme
Donations go to tournament fees and new gear for students

[fiery beacon]

#overthrow bastoura

And he got muted????

[teal dragon]

L bast

[grim edge]

i love bast

no???? dont overthrow bastoura

[fiery beacon]

Least corrupt moderation team

[grim edge]

bast is hot n cool

[fiery beacon]

Yesss

[teal dragon]

How many Ls os that guy gonna take before he turns into a knight

[teal dragon]

Just bc he never mutes u

[grim edge]

can i be co-ceo of the bast fanclub @grim edge

[grim edge]

he has muted me. so many goddamn times

[teal dragon]

Nah im divorcing

[grim edge]

alice is whismy not hot anymore

[grim edge]

yessss were starting a new club

DUCK ugh

[grim edge]

yay

[grim edge]

sup

why am i even friends with u

[grim edge]

cus im cool and hot and interesting and intelligent and hot and entertaining and hot

[grim edge]

and u can use a thesaurus well too huh

yes

[unique lance]

😍 I love a mentally stable individual

[fiery beacon]

Can agree with 3 of those claims

[grim edge]

🔥

[stone quiver]

Good night teddy roosevelt

[grim edge]

omg duck fanclub

[grim edge]

then forget me babe <3

Roosevelt deserved it

[stone quiver]

Goodnight Abraham lincoln

Goodnight George Washington

[grim edge]

im not sayin it

goodnight obamna

[stone quiver]

Goodnight Donald trump

Goodnight Sleepy Joe

[teal dragon]

🥐 🚫 🥐 🚫 🥐 🚫

[stone quiver]

Goodnight im going to sleep

[grim edge]

I'd have the entire population

Oh my

[grim edge]

Ain't no way

He lived

[teal dragon]

You bet

[grim edge]

How

[rapid willow]

En croissant

[teal dragon]

My lawyer

[grim edge]

en croissant

So good he got resurrected before the christ

omg yass

Hello ducklin

how's the pass whismy gave you

Used it all

sadge

Again

i give u a ten word recharge

godspeed 🙏

[grim edge]

Now?

[teal dragon]

What pass 🧐

[grim edge]

yes 🙏

Alright full on or soft

[fiery beacon]

Maybe women aren’t so bad

[grim edge]

You wanna find out?

bast ftw

Whimsy full pass or soft pass

[fiery beacon]

What does that mean

[teal dragon]

Hell nah

[grim edge]

alice i thought you were a guy

[teal dragon]

I am

[grim edge]

am I your favorite woman

Alice is a guy

Apparently

[grim edge]

eh soft passes until u become gay

[fiery beacon]

Your pronoun thingys say she her so I just assumed it was true

[grim edge]

itll happen eventually

[grim edge]

I am not swayed that easily

[teal dragon]

Sorry 💔

[grim edge]

i could sway u pretty easily if i wanted to

Alice prepare yourself

[fiery beacon]

Lies

[teal dragon]

Bet im bracing

[fiery beacon]

I thought you were a man

[grim edge]

i am in fact not a man

[teal dragon]

Bro used his whole pass on me 😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

I used me ten

[fiery beacon]

My entire world has been flipped upside down

[grim edge]

bostezo is not a man 🔥

[dreamy siren]

Bro I very rarely see any that require more than 3 moves of calcution

[grim edge]

You were the closest british man in the vicinity i am sorry

[ocean merlin]

25 messages blocked wont load anymore

[grim edge]

i think only 2 people register me as bostezo lmao

[fiery beacon]

3 now

[jaunty kindle]

typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

yay

[grim edge]

duck isnt a man

who else knows u as bostezo???

Duck is a duck

[grim edge]

possibly lucy, i think i may have told

[teal dragon]

Well now i know

[tame elbow]

It's fine if you think that. I think getting happy over a Creative sacrifice isn't brainwashing marketing scheme . It's just literally two exclamation marks. Can't argue more over this

[dreamy siren]

Every time people speak the truth?

[grim edge]

basted

[teal dragon]

Krill issue

[grim edge]

That croissant didn't get me thankfully

[unique lance]

I was warned about you specifically, sounds like they were right

[grim edge]

@grim edge is this song accurate

https://open.spotify.com/track/0wggcCztgswhPW8anRd86B?si=0XDBE6c4TniC2IXUYdaUvA

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-incredible-krill-crab-gif-4661271430329690317

[grim edge]

yes its also rly good

[dreamy siren]

The word brilliant being used to describe it is the problem cause it's a false misrepresentative adjective

[grim edge]

YES

[teal dragon]

SHUT UP OMFG

[tame elbow]

Get mad

[unique lance]

you are the definition of 🤓 bro

[dreamy siren]

I'm just trying to help the deceived people

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/eel-mentally-fish-pun-gif-1854041509306605219

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chonch-conchequences-shrimple-shrimply-sea-quotes-gif-1528811116941600436

[jaunty kindle]

Those "Brillant" moves are pure nonsense bs

[grim edge]

A

[signal ferry]

yay

[dreamy siren]

Yep exactly my point!

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-pun-puns-sea-puns-shark-my-words-gif-27141528

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-2620664710855382877

[jaunty kindle]

A and J

[restive storm]

actually this picture contains two bypasses which this server doesn't allow

[signal ferry]

oh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimply-clampicated-conchfusing-gif-26322572

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-krilled-pun-sea-pun-ocean-pun-gif-26942293

[grim edge]

this december, i'll remember

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-crab-pun-gif-26367251

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-on-cod-cod-fish-shrimple-gif-26713800

[teal dragon]

🦀 🔪

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

remember remember the fifth of november gunpowder treason and plot

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-krill-issue-krill-issue-meme-gif-26817601

[jaunty kindle]

lmao

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-mr-incredible-mr-incredible-uncanny-caption-discord-gif-27008597

[dreamy siren]

That's why I'm trying to expose the truth to the people who have been deceived into caring about that nonsense bs

[grim edge]

i remember, the third of december

[grim edge]

bruh get a life

[jaunty kindle]

its mostly the 400 elo

[grim edge]

No you don't duck

[restive storm]

pov: you accidentally type an extra N when you say NNUE

[grim edge]

You have dementia

[teal dragon]

YOU A BRITISH SPY???

[grim edge]

ur right i dont

[fiery beacon]

censorship

[grim edge]

i am guy fawkes

[dreamy siren]

Yep they're ignorance has been taken advantage of and they've gotten emotionally manipulated

[teal dragon]

Thats so fire

[keen parrot]

i am still on the november without nut grind

[grim edge]

wanna blow up parliament w me

[grim edge]

Shut yer fukin' trap ye filthy landlubber

[grim edge]

can i join

yes ofc

[jaunty kindle]

In short. They cant play chess and will never can

[grim edge]

OMG CICADA DAYS

[grim edge]

who else wants to blow up parliament

[teal dragon]

If that means blow up mod team yasss 😍😍😍😍

[grim edge]

Of which country

[grim edge]

HERE AT THE END OF DAYS MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DOOOONNEEEE

[grim edge]

spain

[grim edge]

Also i am still curious

britain and spain. maybe france too

[grim edge]

you're so gay lmao /pos

How the hell did u get unbanned

[dreamy siren]

I mean they could improve if they didn't blindly trust false information given to them

[grim edge]

Christ now it just feels inhumane to lose this much

[teal dragon]

My lawyer dawg

[grim edge]

alice im glad ur back

[jaunty kindle]

Like 5% of them, yeah lol

[grim edge]

cause when you leave, you know you take more than your love

[grim edge]

Whose your lawyer mate you're buggerin' me rn

[teal dragon]

I aint this place sucks i cant even lie

[tame elbow]

It's fine. Not trying to stop you or anything but I think you're making a big deal outta it. Just chill man

[keen parrot]

mood

[grim edge]

Can't be worse than a chesday night with my ex wife innit

[teal dragon]

Incho is mah lawyer 🙏🙏

[grim edge]

just one week of cicada days were losing touch

[dreamy siren]

Also don't people get taught to not trust everything they see on the internet? Why don't people treat chess.com game review that way?

[grim edge]

is whismy your exwife

[grim edge]

Ironic isn't it the australian guy got you uncuffed

[keen parrot]

what's this lore

[grim edge]

No that would be your mother

duck is there anybody you dont ship me with

[grim edge]

and i know it just feels inhumane to lose this much

[dreamy siren]

I think it's a big deal that people are getting taken advantage of and deceived

[grim edge]

TF2 REF I LOVE YOU

[grim edge]

only vimun

[fiery beacon]

duck really likes boats

[grim edge]

mmmm she said take care but i take more than i bring

[grim edge]

Ty ty

[tame elbow]

alright. Goodluck stopping people from getting happy on brilliants

[jaunty kindle]

Because they cant play chess and have respect for it. They believe they can trust a platform that cant play chess themselves lmao

[grim edge]

yes

[dreamy siren]

That's the goal cause their happiness is exactly how they're getting in emotionally manipulated, mislead and deceived

[grim edge]

ςηισμυ

[teal dragon]

Tis fairly ironic i must confess.

[grim edge]

What's this guy yabbering about

[dreamy siren]

Yeah the chess youth is super corrupted

[fiery beacon]

i don't talk to you anymore

[grim edge]

its all greek to me

[grim edge]

Aye, matey! Ye wanna hear me tales of the high seas from me old body, me heartie?

[grim edge]

did i say it right

[grim edge]

why :(

Hmm...

[keen parrot]

why's that

[fiery beacon]

i don't speak to women

[grim edge]

cus ur weird <3

[teal dragon]

Splendid idea my trusty acquaintance!

[fiery beacon]

it disgusts me just to say it

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

i can change you

[fiery beacon]

how

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

Well, let me regale ye with a tale of adventure on and off the ship. Once, I found meself in a port town, and there I met yer dear mother, a woman with a spirit as fiery as a cannon's roar. We shared a night of revelry that would make Davy Jones himself envious, and the stars above bore witness to our escapade. So, ye see, it's not just the seas I've conquered, but hearts as well, and yer mother's was no exception, me matey! So in conclusion me heartie, yes i slept with yer mum.

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

welcome to the oak tree
the one that's filled with all our old dreams

i have several strokes

[tame elbow]

I'd like you to teach me English

😭

[teal dragon]

By jove. What a odyssey you had. However i must enquire why must you insist on having intercource with my mother.

[grim edge]

And I'd like you to bugger off and hang ye self, go on matey walk off the plank! What are ye a filthy rigle rat!

[dreamy siren]

@tame elbow the thing about it is there's so many ways to get happiness that don't involve getting emotionally manipulated or deceived...

in chess itself

From simply winning games
A nice steak of results
A nice upset win
A nice game in general
Among more

And just in life in general

watching a funny video
Watching a movie
Going to an amusement park
Hanging out with friends
Among many more...

But these people who celebrate brilliants source of happiness is getting emotionally manipulated and deceived by marketers who setup a false algorithm that lies to them and tells them that basic moves are brilliant

[grim edge]

Intercourse*

let's go to Italy, just you and me
i think we'd really like it there

I won't hear a word you say you did a grammatical mistake

[teal dragon]

Suck ur mum

[grim edge]

A linguistic oopsie

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-mad-mismagius-gif-21996895

[static ridge]

im gay so i should die

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

I agree but it's not really because you're gay

[static ridge]

in h is previous message he said dying is gay

[grim edge]

My statement still stands its ground!

[static ridge]

ok

anyone got any tips, ive been on a 8 game losing streak, trying to get back up but going no where

[grim edge]

Dont play

[keen parrot]

you have v

[static ridge]

ok

[grim edge]

Do puzzles and what's not

[jaunty kindle]

Delete your account and play soccer xD

[teal dragon]

Try gambling

[static ridge]

i play tennis

[grim edge]

You're tilting and that's okay rest and try again tomorrow

[keen parrot]

if you diss her like that then no

[static ridge]

ok i will stop

[grim edge]

What

What happened with the bison

[tame elbow]

That's definitely true. But getting mad over just two exclamation marks is crazy. Finding a creative sac is something definitely to be proud of. Even if they're 3-4 moves of calculations. It's tough to see things in game like you see while solving puzzles. It's not gonna make them fail in chess or anything, it's just some little pleasure of a nice move. Thinking that they'll never improve if they get happy over a "move" is thinking too much. It's just a very small part of the game , don't make a big deal out of it

[static ridge]

i will just read "winning ugly in chess" for rest of day and then tmrw hope for best

[keen parrot]

damn man girls can be friends too

[grim edge]

Do your best mate

[static ridge]

yup

[keen parrot]

you met her on discord so ofc she isn't real

[grim edge]

Your feelings don't matter unity

[grim edge]

Only facts!

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

who here likes converses

[grim edge]

Hell nah you're the last person here who has any right to say that

[dreamy siren]

Sounds like a you problem. Anyone who's choosing out of all ways to have fun to get emotionally manipulated by marketers and celebrate fake accomplishments and is proud of it clearly had no self-respect

[jaunty kindle]

Go to the lichess discord, send that and get banned within 5 seconds when the mods are active lmao

[keen parrot]

hehe just some miniscule trolling

[grim edge]

Gambling is where i feel the most alive

[grim edge]

A smidge of tomfoolery

[keen parrot]

only like 5 people here actually know who she is anyway

[tame elbow]

Hahah

[grim edge]

V or ciela

[dreamy siren]

As if they're consistently creative. Like I said brilliant is just a false misrepresentative adjective for this criteria and that's the problem

[keen parrot]

miciela

[tame elbow]

literally me

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[jaunty kindle]

I got banned and unbanned around 4 times and Im still in there 😂

[keen parrot]

feels a bit weird to call her by her discord username idk why 💀

[grim edge]

UNITY WHAT

[teal dragon]

Get banned from here too <3

[grim edge]

UNITY 😭

[keen parrot]

his family members live in the same address

Vincent Keymer

[dreamy siren]

@tame elbow it also is disrespectful towards true brilliant chess to call basic calculations brilliant just cause they involve a sacrifice while not calling moves that involved deep calculations/deep understanding brilliant

[grim edge]

uni can u say "whismy is hot" is for a good cause

[grim edge]

Ill give him the n pass the most Legendary of all passes

[fiery beacon]

if he doesn't then he's lying so 🤷

either way we know the truth

[grim edge]

can u say it too

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-black-hog-hog-rider-300-gif-5520002578400740231

[unique lance]

bro there is no way you're still whining about this

[keen parrot]

no cap

[tame elbow]

No one thinks they're constantly creative, its just for that game lol. If you think it's not a right adjective then unfortunately, you can not do anything about it and it's probably a you problem if you can't cope with the word " brilliant"

[grim edge]

i am so long suffering

[fiery beacon]

whismy is hot, like really hot

[grim edge]

ur welcome :3

good enough

[keen parrot]

you don't believe me 😭

[grim edge]

Unfortunately his name is vincent he lost the genetic lottery

[teal dragon]

We're 🤔 building 🏠 it up ⌛😦 to burn 🔥 it back 👉 down 🔽⤵️🔽⤵️🔽⤵️

[tame elbow]

When did you start playing tho?

[keen parrot]

at 4

[grim edge]

someone wanna overthrow a monarchy with me

[grim edge]

Shut up ye english dirt sucker

[dreamy siren]

It's because people come into servers and stuff saying stuff like "I got a brilliant!"(with images of basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifice) any rational person who understands that the word brilliant is misrepresentative of the truthwouldn't do that

[grim edge]

The spanish princess is kinda hot tho

[dreamy siren]

So I'm trying to help those people realize that

[grim edge]

but the king is a dumbass

[dreamy siren]

I must help the deceived people!

[teal dragon]

Rizzler

[grim edge]

A soul for a soul...

[keen parrot]

the decieved people dont care

[grim edge]

God i hope she's not a minor

[teal dragon]

Imma ask

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2330 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2459 (2570 peak)
Bullet: 2441 (2572 peak)

[keen parrot]

mine isnt better

[teal dragon]

Femboy tilt era

[grim edge]

18 spot on

Tilt was always a minor

[restive storm]

bro think he using catfish pfp

[keen parrot]

thats a woman

[unique lance]

when you lie on your deathbed, I wonder if you'll say to yourself "at least I told enough people on discord brilliancies meant nothing"

[grim edge]

YASS IT WAS HER 18TH BIRTHDAY 6 DAYS AGO 😭

[grim edge]

GOD IS ON MY SIDE LET'S FUKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[fiery beacon]

omg tilt is a femboy???

[dreamy siren]

I've helped plenty of them and have come across multiple who appreciate it, thank me for helping them and realize the truth once I tell them

[grim edge]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[teal dragon]

Thats a drawing

[keen parrot]

W

[grim edge]

lol

[tame elbow]

If you know , they're usually low rated players. It's definitely an achievement for them to do stuff like this in game . They have probably started playing recently and I think letting them get happy is just fine

[grim edge]

how is yass so lucky

[teal dragon]

Well u cant count

[fiery beacon]

@keen parrot hi cutie 😊

[grim edge]

I am 18 too ye rat smoocher

[keen parrot]

oldest one is 18

[teal dragon]

Bro what

[keen parrot]

you have a special flavor of stupid

[tame elbow]

That's crazy

[teal dragon]

Are u delayed

[dreamy siren]

Sometimes I feel like it's my life purpose to help the people who are deceived into blindly trusting the chess.com game review stuff

[grim edge]

Ain't lucky like this one fella tho

[teal dragon]

U are so sad

[keen parrot]

LMAOO

[static ridge]

im 13

[grim edge]

whismy wanna kill all heirs to the spanish crown with me

[keen parrot]

old picture bozo

[ocean merlin]

Im srry but chess.com told me im brilliant

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

yes babe

[dreamy siren]

I feel like we're just talking in circles. The word brilliant means that it meets a super high standard of impressiveness so it's a misrepresentative adjective.

[wet terrace]

I lost to Wen in 8 moves bruh

[grim edge]

The past always haunts you unity

[dreamy siren]

Don't believe everything you see on the internet

[grim edge]

New screenshot everybody

[fiery beacon]

do you flirt with 10 year olds

[grim edge]

hey man, i miss your collar bones

[teal dragon]

Bro keeps digging 😭😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

its joever

[dreamy siren]

@jaunty kindle are you seeing these delusional people trying to defend brilliant moves?

[jaunty kindle]

ignore @ocean merlin he was always trolling on the lichess discord. Saying things like: "I beat a 1900 rapid guy in bullet while his bullet rating was 200 points lower than his rapid" and that multiple times lmao

[dreamy siren]

Got it thx for letting me know

[restive storm]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[keen parrot]

IN REAL LIFE

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

I've only now realized everyone I've ever dated was at least a year older than me

[fiery beacon]

be more specific next time

[teal dragon]

Dude 😭

[keen parrot]

everyone i have ever dated has been almost 3 years younger

[fiery beacon]

how old are you?

[teal dragon]

Unity ur asking to be taken out of context

[ocean merlin]

Yes but my brilliant moves overshadow your objections

[grim edge]

lol

[keen parrot]

(1)

[grim edge]

Fk i cropped it so badly

[teal dragon]

[grim edge]

16

[dreamy siren]

It's nice to see some people who see eye to eye with me on the topic cause the chess internet is full of people being so irrational. It's really refreshing when I come across the occasional ration person these days.

[fiery beacon]

ik you've told me before but my memory is crap

[keen parrot]

that means you never have a shot with me

[ocean merlin]

Why is my name pink lol

[grim edge]

Don't ask him about what he did when he was 13 years old

[tame elbow]

I think I've replied to this. You can't do if you're upset with one single adjective. I think the word brilliant for a single move can vary for players

[jaunty kindle]

[keen parrot]

im not going after preteens like you

[teal dragon]

😔💔

[keen parrot]

that's a good thing how?

[grim edge]

my life ain't over

[grim edge]

Dw alex i am legal now 🔥

[dreamy siren]

But "sacrifice that works" simply isn't synonymous with brilliants regardless of whether you have that perspective or not

[grim edge]

The moral dilemma of the Century

[keen parrot]

except im 19 and not 21

[mystic stream]

🤨

[jaunty kindle]

Wait so does a 5yo actually date moms?

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

i thought vimun was 27

[teal dragon]

ALEX

[keen parrot]

what how

[grim edge]

Same thing same thing

[grim edge]

missclick, 37*

wth is happening right now

[grim edge]

whismy ihy

[keen parrot]

you think I'll answer that to you guys?

[grim edge]

ily2 ofc

[grim edge]

nerd

[keen parrot]

perchance

[grim edge]

I WON THIS DUDES KNIGHT HA

[mystic stream]

wait is miciela even in this server anymore lol

[dreamy siren]

@tame elbow The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all. Which doesn't change even if you argue that lower rated should get brilliant adjusted to being easier to find for them

[keen parrot]

it may be one of the scenarios I'm playing in my head to help me sleep

[fiery beacon]

whismy i'm in love with you

[grim edge]

i miss miciela she had such good opinions on hair care

[grim edge]

sexy

[teal dragon]

[tame elbow]

Come on. It is for a sure a very nice move. Atleast for the people who've started playing chess and are under 1k ( the ones who usually get really happy over simple calculations you say). It is definitely something to be proud of for them , it might look like a very simple idea for 2000 but it took definitely quite some time for a player like that .

[keen parrot]

that's 120% confirmed by now

[native elbow]

hey what’s up everyone

[keen parrot]

fr

[viscid kernel]

hi everyone

[keen parrot]

that's dedication

but we have since taken it off discord

[grim edge]

hummm i wanna catfish someone for money

[teal dragon]

AY FYM BY THAT

[native elbow]

nah he shoulda got off the hook for that much dedication

[viscid kernel]

Is beating andrea botez bot chess.com good because i did

[keen parrot]

heyhey no nsfw shit

[viscid kernel]

1801 rating

im bad then

[keen parrot]

we talkin on insta now

[dreamy siren]

Yeah thats why i start by saying nice find before i explain it to them... but think about this... It's not fair to give a 700 a brilliant for a 400 rated sacrifice puzzle just cause it involved a sacrifice while another 700 plays a move that you wouldn't think anyone below 1400 would see simply because it doesn't involve a sacrifice they don't get a brilliant. They're being unfair to that 2nd person.

[native elbow]

no she’s horrible (i’m 100 elo)

[keen parrot]

she only used dc cause she was bored

[native elbow]

insta worse than discord 💀

[keen parrot]

woooooah no way

[keen parrot]

except insta is an app women actually use

[native elbow]

women aren’t real

[fiery beacon]

that's why i'm on discord

[native elbow]

see unity knows

[somber pier]

Heeelloooo

[keen parrot]

honestly i respect that

[teal dragon]

Nor do good mods exist

[tame elbow]

I will agree that not all brilliants are brilliant. Some are just very simple exchanges. Do you know that chess.com gives brilliant to people depending on their elo?

[fiery beacon]

he respects my blatant sexism

[native elbow]

^true fr

[keen parrot]

that one is actually true

[native elbow]

not the message above, unitys

[tame elbow]

It's not unfair or anything. It just varies from level to level lol

[teal dragon]

Reminds me of inchos landscape

[dreamy siren]

Yes I know but that literally has nothing to do with the point I'm trying to make

[keen parrot]

hmm, not so sure abt that one

[grim edge]

mr.e would you stop being a sexist for me

[dreamy siren]

Bro that has nothing to do with my argument

[native elbow]

vaccine has cooties confirmed

[fiery beacon]

i need convincing

[tame elbow]

It does very well affect it

[dreamy siren]

@tame elbow in my example both players were 700

[teal dragon]

💀wait i ment just bc conspiracy shi

[tame elbow]

I think I'll speak tommorrow

It's 5 am

Gotta sleep

[dreamy siren]

Both playes in my example were the same rating bro!

[native elbow]

good eep nil 🙂

[keen parrot]

the FBI smuggled coke into the US, planted it in Black neighborhoods to increase crime and arrest more black people, goodnight chat

[dreamy siren]

Alright gn

[tame elbow]

Thank you, goodnight cya

[teal dragon]

Naw stay

[tame elbow]

Cya

[keen parrot]

nah man i gotta sleep

[native elbow]

that one jus true

[teal dragon]

[keen parrot]

gn chat

[native elbow]

eep is for the weak 💀

[teal dragon]

Vimun what would i do without you

[signal ferry]

EGG

🥚

[teal dragon]

The waters getting colder let me in your ocean

[somber pier]

why i can't send photos?

[signal ferry]

idk

[native elbow]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@somber pier With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[signal ferry]

i can

[teal dragon]

Because they are being auto filtered by discord for nsfw

[somber pier]

[native elbow]

IM here (100 elo)

[teal dragon]

Impressive 🥶💯

[native elbow]

thank you 🙏

how’s everyone’s day going

[teal dragon]

Dogshit

[signal ferry]

fine

[somber pier]

Mittens (0 elo)

[native elbow]

idk like primary ?

[fiery beacon]

8th or 9th

[native elbow]

what’s wrong alice 🙂

college student 🫡

[fiery beacon]

I was 14 in 9th but most of my friends were 15

[native elbow]

or uni 🤓

yeaaa whatever 💀 you’re children

[signal ferry]

im 200 elo 😦

[fiery beacon]

now I'm 15 and most of my friends are 16 or about to turn 16

[native elbow]

do you guys drive yet ?

[severe oxide]

good morning

[native elbow]

i know 💀 i got my license WAY before i got a vehicle

oh hey centi

[severe oxide]

it was ok

[teal dragon]

Yoooo saullll

[native elbow]

5’11🫥

i’m buying heels rn so i can be like 6’2

[severe oxide]

jus round up to 6’ lmao

[teal dragon]

Im 5'7

[native elbow]

men who short (me💀)

[fiery beacon]

5'11 isn't that short

[native elbow]

i fr knew a kid who was 5’1 at 18 and wore the shoe height boosters

how tall are you then unity? 6’9?

[teal dragon]

5'11 isnt short

Like at all

[native elbow]

it is where i’m from, everyone’s big and or tall💀

[teal dragon]

Where u from

[native elbow]

the south 🤠

god no i’m not that dumb

(i have family in texas)💀

[dawn yew]

alice

[native elbow]

even in spongebob they called texas stupid 😭

[teal dragon]

Im european and 5'7 (im 18)

[native elbow]

i’ll have em prepare dinner and set the table

[dawn yew]

bro's european and uses feet

[teal dragon]

For the sake of conversation

[native elbow]

what class is it 💀

[grim edge]

im 173

[severe oxide]

it’s not difficult to know 2 systems

[native elbow]

cm?

[grim edge]

duh

[teal dragon]

Wtf

[fiery beacon]

I can help 🥺

[grim edge]

First time playing Fortnite and it is… questionable

[dawn yew]

I can't explain what I mean

[native elbow]

i love og fortnite

so glad it’s back 💀

[grim edge]

I should’ve played it when the hype started in 2017

[severe oxide]

i started fortnite season 2 chapter 1 lmao

now it’s like chapter 4

ur joking

[native elbow]

oh yea hold up i got these ez

[fiery beacon]

oh i so got this

[dawn yew]

what

[fiery beacon]

first one is 8 obvi

[native elbow]

salt 😋

[dawn yew]

what do you mean explain

[severe oxide]

27/3 = 9

[fiery beacon]

8 + 8 = 16 16 + 8 = dang it i got it wrong

[severe oxide]

35/5 = 7

24/4 = 6

[native elbow]

from left to right, top down, it’s 9,6,7,7,6,4,7,8

[dawn yew]

8x 3 is 27, so 27/3 is 8

[severe oxide]

Nah ur joking

this is like 3rd grade shit

ur trolling

[native elbow]

that’s a division symbol

[dawn yew]

that's division

[severe oxide]

there’s actually no way

[native elbow]

also can be represented as a /

[severe oxide]

you have to be trolling

[native elbow]

so the first one can also be said as 27/3

i jus got locked out of my old ipod touch for an hour i can’t remember the old password

[grim edge]

Let’s kick it up a notch - what is the quadratic formula?

[severe oxide]

that shits easy

[grim edge]

whats the cubic formula mf

👁️👁️

[native elbow]

quadratic is ez

[grim edge]

I have no idea

[native elbow]

is that precalc or algebra 💀

[grim edge]

true

whatsup

[dawn yew]

36 ÷ 6 = 6
27 ÷ 3 = 9
35 ÷ 5 = 7
63 ÷ 9 = 7
24 ÷ 4 = 6
32 ÷ 8 = 4
48 ÷ 6 = 8
72 ÷ 9 = 8
54 ÷ 6 = 9
48 ÷ 8 = 6

[fiery beacon]

what's it asking

[dawn yew]

I did that in 6th grade

[fiery beacon]

how in gods name am I passing algebra

[dawn yew]

tf

[native elbow]

these are like year ones💀 no way

[dawn yew]

yeah bro wtf test you doing

shut up geography nerd

[native elbow]

💀

[dawn yew]

Lol

[signal ferry]

a

im nerd

[grim edge]

I don’t know the cubic formula but I know the cubic expression: ax3 + bx2 + cx + d = 0

[grim edge]

In response to this^

[dawn yew]

where is the quesadilla island

[tranquil moat]

Wtf are you guys doing?

[grim edge]

pythagorean

[signal ferry]

i know where it i- Sorry. Your geography nerd discord user has broken. please try again @dawn yew

[tranquil moat]

You're not "doing math", you're listing equations.

[dawn yew]

where is my home exactly

[fiery beacon]

i am hungry but I don't want to eat because if I eat now then i

i'll end up hungry again later

so i'll eat again then i'll become a fatass

[grim edge]

What is the formula for area of a sector?

[fiery beacon]

so I'm in a dillema

[signal ferry]

btw its near point nemo

[fiery beacon]

no never

[signal ferry]

i did not google that

[fiery beacon]

i can't

[dawn yew]

do you even know what's quesadilla island

[fiery beacon]

I've only drank 2 bottles of ginger ale and 1 bottle of pepsi so far today

[dawn yew]

GYAATTT

[signal ferry]

an island, duh

[grim edge]

https://mathsmartinthomas.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/cubic.png

[dawn yew]

GYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

[grim edge]

yea we don’t need to know that

[grim edge]

as romanian i agree

It’s a crazy difference going from the quadratic formula to the cubic

[dawn yew]

imagine having andrew tate as your countrie's famous person

[tranquil moat]

It's probably a lot easier to just factor and solve.

[grim edge]

imma stop breathing

[severe oxide]

i think he just lives there

[dawn yew]

He lives there

[teal dragon]

Tax evasion

[severe oxide]

based???!!!

[tranquil moat]

Can you refactor to a parametric equation?

[dawn yew]

drugs

[grim edge]

no <3

[dawn yew]

@signal ferry where do I live

[tranquil moat]

Why not?

[grim edge]

apathy

[signal ferry]

do i live is not a place, sorry!

[dawn yew]

where in the world is my residence

[grim edge]

ough

ough

[dawn yew]

ough

[signal ferry]

my residence. is not a place!

[grim edge]

ough

[tranquil moat]

I'm hearing excuses.

[signal ferry]

ough

[somber pier]

[signal ferry]

13

[tranquil moat]

Ignorance is not apathy, @grim edge

[dawn yew]

it is, wait, no, no, NO NO NO WHAT DID YOU DOOO-- Unexists

[grim edge]

im saying im too apathic to apply my knowledge

plus it's late let me die in my dug up grave

[signal ferry]

2010

[native elbow]

i just got mated 😦

[grim edge]

lucky

[dawn yew]

congrats, is that your first one?

[tranquil moat]

I'm saying you don't have that knowledge.

Also, where's the hole?

[native elbow]

very funny everyone 🤠

[dawn yew]

it is

[grim edge]

in a graveyard, you can come spit in it

[signal ferry]

.

[tranquil moat]

Bet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kingjacoby687 (kingjacoby687)

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Blitz: 104 (123 peak)
Bullet: 120

[signal ferry]

stop

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel Almeida (gabe_alme)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

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Rapid: 1427 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1268 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1483 (1629 peak)

[native elbow]

send chal unity

[tranquil moat]

geographynerd, why are you here?

[signal ferry]

to die

[fiery beacon]

why is ur pfp a girl

[signal ferry]

a

[severe oxide]

bro

[fleet sigil]

??

[dawn yew]

that's not my profile wtf

[tranquil moat]

Public lynching is not an option here, @signal ferry

[fiery beacon]

ew anime boys are cuter

[thick dawn]

Just got back from a date. She looked uglier irl

Damn bruh i got catfished

[tranquil moat]

My friend got the opposite treatment a couple months ago.

She was less than beautiful on camera.

[thick dawn]

I mean her face was okay

[teal dragon]

Fax

[thick dawn]

Her body was just not good like she had a flat ass

[tranquil moat]

But damn, she wasn't bad irl.

[severe oxide]

bro is NOT diesel patches

[fiery beacon]

bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xiao

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Rapid: 1613 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1310 (1350 peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1386 peak)

[median saffron]

crazy lmfao

[signal ferry]

E

I AM E

I LIKE E

[thick dawn]

Flat ass is a huge turn off

[fiery beacon]

no objectifying women in my christian chess server

[fiery beacon]

dude as much as i hate women stfu

[grim edge]

holy shit that's me

[rigid vector]

Doc said I'm morbidly a beast and my bmi levels are out of this world finally someone recognizes my power

[median saffron]

💀

[brisk ingot]

LF: study buddies. Adults of at least 1100 rating to study opening theory until death do us part. Purpose is to study everything chess. Including tactics, positional play, opening middle and endgame. Please request a DM to me if interested. I'm rated 1300-1400 and have been playing seriously for over a year now. I have entered OTB tournaments (please don't ask what my FIDE is as I haven't checked but it's probably really low since I've only been in 3 tournaments so far). I'm currently looking into jobava for white and caro for black.

[fiery beacon]

ooh where?

[tranquil moat]

No, you're already in the grave, no?

[teal dragon]

Sauce

[dawn yew]

yo anyone can help me

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2206 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

[severe oxide]

saying that after pinging mods and knowing a mod is gonna come into chat is wild

[median saffron]

there is no mod

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2206 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Dávila (guacxaxmole)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christian Dávila (guacxaxmole)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1319 (peak)
Blitz: 777 (885 peak)

[severe oxide]

there will be one since there was a ping idiot

[grim edge]

i can be arrogant and dead, excuse you

[severe oxide]

do /disconnect then /connect

[teal dragon]

Mods are just biased against the horsemen 😔😔🙏

[dawn yew]

BROOOOOOO

[severe oxide]

😔😔

[dawn yew]

Dayummmmm

[thick dawn]

I have 8 inch

[teal dragon]

Proof or fake

[tranquil moat]

Mods, can we ban Jouste?

[dawn yew]

Lmao

[median saffron]

me when the women are flatter than my chess elo curve

[dawn yew]

prove it, dm me it

[median saffron]

wHAT

[teal dragon]

Yh me too

[median saffron]

what would u do if he does

[dawn yew]

He got silent

he is grabbing the camera

[teal dragon]

Hes getting the ruler

[dawn yew]

he is with proof

[median saffron]

why is bro getting bullied for having 8 inches

just let the man be

[dawn yew]

8 inches is too big

[teal dragon]

Spreading misinformation on the internet

[grim edge]

night

[teal dragon]

Gn

Imma go too ngl

Gn girlies

[median saffron]

i dont know if i want to explain this

[dawn yew]

you got sum humans already alice?

[teal dragon]

Cuh

Ive been chilling in my bed

All this time

[dawn yew]

aw

[median saffron]

imagine sleeping

europeans :/

[dawn yew]

Can I use you birq?

[thick dawn]

Ok i have 5 inch

[median saffron]

bro pls

stop clowning urself more

[teal dragon]

😭

Jit got the downgrade

[median saffron]

5 inches is respectable damn

what do yall expect

[grim edge]

2" is average

[thick dawn]

I have small dick bro

[grim edge]

now fr gn

[teal dragon]

Dont let up 🥶🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

im in your walls

[teal dragon]

Just own it

[median saffron]

u need to understand how size works

size is a range

[teal dragon]

I been catching planes for the fun of it

[thick dawn]

Why do i have to prove i have a small dick i am like 4-5 inches

[median saffron]

BRO GO FIND ANOTHER DATE STOP GETTING LAUGHED AT

no one cares if he has 2 inches

[severe oxide]

y’all weird fr

[teal dragon]

Ong 🙏

[median saffron]

:/

bro

and u do the same thing back to this man

whos prob like under tos

[grim edge]

hi chat quick question are all of you insane

[median saffron]

kanye west told me i was

[grim edge]

Rate this car out of 10

[grim edge]

:3

[cloud glen]

wtf is going on 😂

[low sable]

6

[fleet sigil]

-1

[teal dragon]

9.8

[median saffron]

https://oops.biganimetitties.net/A2MwjWbg

[brisk ingot]

Looking for 1 or more study buddies. Adults of at least 1100 rating to study opening theory until death do us part. Purpose is to study everything chess. Including tactics, positional play, opening middle and endgame. Please request a DM to me if interested. I'm rated 1300-1400 and have been playing seriously for over a year now. I have entered OTB tournaments (please don't ask what my FIDE is as I haven't checked but it's probably really low since I've only been in 3 tournaments so far). I'm currently looking into jobava for white and caro for black.

[fleet sigil]

im not reading allat

[jaunty kindle]

I stopped reading at ~140 ELO

[median saffron]

probably, bro looks like trevor from gta

[severe oxide]

ur 1400

[brisk ingot]

Lmao

Either way sure 😂

[twin moon]

Hey guys

So I gotta get your opinion on something

[brisk ingot]

All are welcome but for sure adults

[grim edge]

Sorry I only date guys over 1.5k

[median saffron]

whatr

[twin moon]

What move would you play here (for white ofc)

[jaunty kindle]

Sorry but you`re too bad anyways

[twin moon]

2nd best move, guess the first top move apparently

[median saffron]

bf4

cant kick my bishop out since you already moved the pawn

[brisk ingot]

Bruh lol. If you're 5 you shouldn't even be on discord

[median saffron]

d5

[twin moon]

Yep 💀

[signal ferry]

@grim edge ur 230?

@grim edge same

[twin moon]

I may be too stupid to understand but I get it can get reinforced by c4 and Nc3

[hushed shuttle]

gnnn

[brisk ingot]

Stop trolling me 😂

[median saffron]

im just playinf bf4 e3

black is not getting to me

[signal ferry]

me: f3 f3 f3 f3 f 3f3 f3 f3 f 3

f3f3ffF#f#FfaAAAA

[hushed shuttle]

you are 13 or 14 if you had your bday some time between when u told me smh

[signal ferry]

.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2212 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2331 (peak)

[signal ferry]

.

[signal ferry]

huh

[brisk ingot]

Hey no offense, kids are strong but would prefer adults

[stable mirage]

I hate chess too

[hushed shuttle]

wha sorry

[brisk ingot]

Tru

You know me so well