💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

ah thats right

time to dox 😏

[peak plank]

why do you meet V like every day

[grim edge]

subway surfers

[keen parrot]

one of my old classmates lived in Austin for a few years

[quiet sparrow]

Hello chess people

[peak plank]

you dont got HW?

[glossy radish]

ufhhhii

[quiet sparrow]

Texas is very boring

[keen parrot]

austin is a major city 😭

[glossy radish]

i’m waiting at the park

[quiet sparrow]

It's so big with so little

[glossy radish]

unity get tf off discord im fking waiting at the park

[dreamy siren]

I lost interest in focusing on my own chess. Whenever I try to these days I just think about how there's so many deceived people out there and get depressed then don't want to look at a chess board

[glossy radish]

u walk slow

[peak plank]

so?

[wise portal]

cute

[peak plank]

I still got HW

[glossy radish]

L

i’m gonna chase after the ice cream truck bye people

[peak plank]

💀

[wise portal]

run forest run

[glossy radish]

hurry ur ass up before the ice cream melts

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Trentyn Flowers (bishopmaster01)

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Name: Trentyn Flowers (bishopmaster01)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2167 (2171 peak)
Blitz: 2141 (peak)
Bullet: 1905 (2088 peak)

[peak plank]

just eat ur frikin ice crean

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-blizzard-dairy-queen-upside-down-ice-cream-gif-18823982

[grim edge]

:3

[grand badge]

Grandpa

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

[keen parrot]

ice cream truck

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1127823960990556221/881682452341465109.gif

[keen parrot]

epilepsy triggering gif @sever mod

[glossy radish]

guys i lost the ice cream truck 💀💀

meet me at the playground

[grim edge]

sad

y'all gonna meetup?

hi chat

WHISMY U STINK

bostezo did i show u the kinky math shit i found in my textbook

im doing math hw bc all my clothes are washing rn

ooo i heard kinky im in

show me show me

[mystic stream]

@glossy radish who ru

[teal dragon]

hey girlies

[mystic stream]

why red name

[wise portal]

show no balls

[teal dragon]

anyone cool around?

[glacial fulcrum]

Hi alice

Hru doing

[teal dragon]

im ok

[split heron]

Anyone down to beef?

[wise portal]

MEEEE

[grim edge]

mb

[split heron]

Run it lil bro

[lament jacinth]

How about chicken

[mystic stream]

how about shrimp

[glossy radish]

@grim edge I SEE U

[wise portal]

how do i start

[hushed shuttle]

eeee

[glossy radish]

IM RUNNING TOWARDS U HOLD ON STAY STILL MF

[split heron]

Never looked at it this way

[split heron]

Say sumn tuff

[wise portal]

stormieeee!!

[glossy radish]

BYE CHAT

[grim edge]

:3

[mystic stream]

bye

[wise portal]

you are my sunshine

[grim edge]

my only sunshine

[split heron]

Nah dawg what💀💀

[hushed shuttle]

hii

[wise portal]

you make me happyy

[wise portal]

i love you

[split heron]

Bro tryna get to know me😭😭🙏

[wise portal]

heheheheheh :3333

[wise portal]

who

[keen parrot]

gg @grim edge

[wise portal]

losing my religion?

[split heron]

You bruv

[fiery beacon]

it's me in the corner

[keen parrot]

nah

[wise portal]

who told you

[fiery beacon]

i love it when my eyes rapidly move

[wise portal]

its me in the .. yes when

[grim edge]

@keen parrot are u taken bbgrill

[wise portal]

samee :33

[keen parrot]

yes

[grim edge]

oh

can i shoot my shot anyways

crying shame

oh my god theres another

[wise portal]

where

[fiery beacon]

@keen parrot can I cook a burger on you bb grill

[keen parrot]

no

[grim edge]

:(

[novel moat]

vimun do you want to play

[grim edge]

@fiery beacon hey i just got chocolate milk on my thighs wanna clean it off for me?

[novel moat]

bro 💀

[fiery beacon]

yes

[grim edge]

hahaha

[fiery beacon]

why is there no emoji for licking

[grim edge]

i can think of at least 3 good reasons 😭

👅

[fiery beacon]

oh thanks

[grim edge]

hi

hi

[fiery beacon]

👅

[grim edge]

@worn ice

nice name

[tulip bloom]

how to get trusted role?

[stable jungle]

@tulip bloom connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[tulip bloom]

ok

[keen parrot]

DMs work perfectly fine for this

[novel moat]

vimun play?

[wet terrace]

Bro 1000 elo is getting so good in rapid

[copper rover]

how to get trusted role?

[stable jungle]

@copper rover connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[grim edge]

Hi Pikachu

[keen parrot]

dude did you miss your shot with ohwow

[grim edge]

it's more fun on display

[keen parrot]

😭

[wet terrace]

My puzzle rating is the same 1800 but i dropped from 1200 to 997 rating in 4 days

[grim edge]

No shut up

[novel moat]

vimun

[keen parrot]

nah im not playing atm

[novel moat]

alright

[little elm]

what is this chat

[wet terrace]

How tf a 1000 elo successfully used Alekhines Gun on me

[peak plank]

its just a setup of peices

[grim edge]

Keep going

[peak plank]

its not that difficult

[grim edge]

[hexed lagoon]

I am ryan gosling

[wet terrace]

I bet I’m lowest rating here

998 on rapid

[little elm]

i am 500

[peak plank]

my puzzle rating is 400.

[hexed lagoon]

I am ryan gosling

[wise portal]

i am pete davidson

[novel moat]

every time I hop in to read this chat believing that it can't get worse

[grim edge]

Who say

[wet terrace]

Your roles say otherwise 😂

[hexed lagoon]

Ryan gosling (me)

[grim edge]

Hi skoupi

[little elm]

i was 540 then got farmed to 475, now back to 500

might go for 600 bullet again

[wise portal]

ep sup mate

[hexed lagoon]

Can somebody nickname me ryan gosling

Because its literally me

[wise portal]

i can

[grim edge]

Hru?

[wet terrace]

How tf are you Arena winner

[hexed lagoon]

Do it

[wise portal]

no

[hexed lagoon]

Yes

[grim edge]

Are you going to join vc today?

[little elm]

luck

[wet terrace]

Oh ayy Charizard

[grim edge]

[hexed lagoon]

No sorry im hanging out with ana de armas

[wet terrace]

The dragon not dragon type

[wise portal]

pretty well wbu brothwr

[grim edge]

I am okay

[hexed lagoon]

Do not redeem the code!!!

[grim edge]

Friend zoned

[wise portal]

idk i have school tomorrow prolly gon either go to sleep or study a little more later

[hexed lagoon]

Dang what u got friendzoned?

[wise portal]

homie zoned

[grim edge]

Skoupi called me brother

[wise portal]

dont be afraid chari

[hexed lagoon]

Isnt skoupi a guy

[wise portal]

i am

[fiery beacon]

gay people exist

stops existing

[wise portal]

ok ryan

[hexed lagoon]

Thanks skoupi

[wise portal]

nothing mentally ill brother

[hexed lagoon]

Skoupib actually sounds better

[wise portal]

skoupibi toilet

[hexed lagoon]

Dont

[silver patio]

I actually changed my mind
and it's not annoying it's just the truth

[fringe pendant]

I think maybe you’re the mentally ill one

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[wise portal]

im offing myself

[hexed lagoon]

Did i hit a soft spot?

[grim edge]

No you're a girl

[fringe pendant]

Pls dont

[wise portal]

:33

[grim edge]

I literally heard you speak

[wise portal]

no it wasnt serious im sorry

[keen parrot]

"no please dont krill yourself you are so pretty 🥺"

[wise portal]

😈😈

[fringe pendant]

No im straight, youre just stupid

[hexed lagoon]

No i am not , you are just biased

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dusky swallow]

@clear sequoia

[silver patio]

you did not just say that

[wise portal]

what does this mean

im scared

[hexed lagoon]

Nerd move imo snitching

[fiery beacon]

you think the mods care about a little homophobia? They're busy scheming about the destruction of mankind rn. Don't bother them over such trivial things.

[silver patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

in a toilet ironically

[keen parrot]

okay

[fringe pendant]

I am not, people who think homosexuality is bad are just as dumb as people who think the earth is flat, only thing yall ever say as evidence is that it makes you feel uncomfy or that a nice man with a cool beard said so smh

[dusky swallow]

Rule six buddies

[keen parrot]

capital G when you spell His name, heretic

[wise portal]

thats why i said i was offing myself after... its just to keep live laugh loving without feeling guilty

[grim edge]

You just compared fact to opinion lol

[slender briar]

Hello I lost my Gmail forget password. How can I open my acc

[silver patio]

LMAO

[teal dragon]

oh hi

[fringe pendant]

Fine then keep on going subscribing to your contradictory and illogical faith system

[wise portal]

magic spell. i provide only for 5 euros.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gobattle gobattle (firewintergb)

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Name: gobattle gobattle (firewintergb)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 456 (peak)
Blitz: 568 (528 peak)
Bullet: 157

[grim edge]

Skoupi wanna play chess?

[fringe pendant]

Do you have a backup email account or a phone number associated with the account?

[grim edge]

I’ve read the entire Bible and tbh it makes more sense than the arguments against it

[slender briar]

[wise portal]

i dont have it downloaded.. you are tempting me to bad habits

[grim edge]

Not to start a debate though

[grim edge]

How?

[wise portal]

:333

[slender briar]

It still work on my phone I need to open it on pc

[dusky swallow]

Can y'all stop yapoing and get back on topic! Grrrr

[silver patio]

Can you stfu, His religion does not support homoshit
Deal with it

[grim edge]

Yes multiple times

[fringe pendant]

Well then simply change your password

[teal dragon]

ok i just want sources

[fiery beacon]

i love men men are great

[slender briar]

From the app?!

[wise portal]

downloading chess is like smoking

[peak plank]

RIP chat

religion talk moment

[teal dragon]

who wrote the bible? dont think it was god ngl

[keen parrot]

its actually sad that Christians are so uninformed about their own Holy Book

[dusky swallow]

Rule six blud

[silver patio]

Bro this chat is always arguing lmao

[unborn raven]

god this server its giving me brain damage

[wise portal]

thats the whole purpose

[grim edge]

The people/events in a primary source do not have to be the original creator of the source

[fiery beacon]

some weird old dead guys who claimed to be spoken to by god

[grim edge]

Alice

[grim edge]

haiiii

[fringe pendant]

Yes, go to manage account section

[grim edge]

how are you?

[teal dragon]

and do christians fail to see this as a bit of a pitfall?

[grim edge]

Everything yall are saying against the Bible is purely opinion so far js

I hate men

[keen parrot]

do you like boys

[upbeat viper]

stop the religion talk please

[wise portal]

i redownloaded chari

whats your username

[peak plank]

show

[upbeat viper]

chill

[grim edge]

I like girls

And women

[keen parrot]

did you check the ping from earlier

[grim edge]

my own age

[wise portal]

cute :33

[upbeat viper]

ok cool but that is a chess server

[teal dragon]

mid

[peak plank]

that was mentioned in chess academy

[grim edge]

Lol chat going everywhere and pixel just calmly on chess

[upbeat viper]

well yeah

not me

but ok

[grim edge]

"ma'am this is a wendy's"

[keen parrot]

ah okay

[peak plank]

like, a solid 10 minutes ago

[teal dragon]

why is bast basting everything

[grim edge]

Ok sorry Bast

[upbeat viper]

#〘📝〙rules

hi Birq btw

long time no see

[teal dragon]

hello

[grim edge]

<18

[peak plank]

@noble widget

[keen parrot]

my girlfriend is under 18, but this guy is stretching it

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

Girls play chess

[keen parrot]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

you play bullet

cwinge person

[peak plank]

I would play vs ohwow in an adopt match only if there are staken given to Ohwow

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-wiggle-mrrp-nya-colon-three-gif-27633901

[peak plank]

and by stake I mean very very high stakes

[tulip bloom]

👎

[grim edge]

No

[dusky swallow]

1000 dollars

[grim edge]

:3

[dreamy siren]

Man I just want to help the deceived people

[peak plank]

sadly you cant play semi-Averbakh with 1.nf3

for a day

[teal dragon]

hello saviour

[peak plank]

bruh

[keen parrot]

stating your opinion respectfully isnt the same as being hateful

[peak plank]

no

[dusky swallow]

What's yoyr rating pixel

[upbeat viper]

200

[silver patio]

did you follow the conversation all the way?

[peak plank]

"Pixel is better than me at chess"

[dusky swallow]

Even match nice

[nocturne elk]

Bruh why is 15|10 full of old men who are 200 points below their prime

[grim edge]

Can I play you?

[upbeat viper]

nah

[dreamy siren]

Someone who is seriously saying "I got a brilliant!"(with a ss of some basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice) is deceived

[peak plank]

nope

[silver patio]

[fringe pendant]

Tbf and for the sake of transparency i called the other fella dumb and compared him to a flat earther

[nocturne elk]

I’m only 1400 wtf smh my face
Sandbagging boomers

[silver patio]

nah you're doing the right thing

[peak plank]

10 minute

[grim edge]

I’ve been doing well in 10 min. My brain woke up today and chose speed

[peak plank]

you can only try adopting me in 10 minute.

[silver patio]

lmao

[peak plank]

that and youll lose every other game

[teal dragon]

do you ever make good life choices? cmon my man you've been saying this shit for 3 months

[grim edge]

Can you help me Learn cords?

[silver patio]

takes 10 mins 😳

[dreamy siren]

Performance ratings on chess.com are a scam. Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100.

[grim edge]

10 minute matches rarely take 10 minutes

[dreamy siren]

Thx for realizing that

[grim edge]

Unless you get a staller

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/vision @grim edge

[last willow]

anyone up to play

[peak plank]

yep

[dreamy siren]

It's just human decency to want to help people who have been deceived/taken advantage of

[nocturne elk]

No like I mean these opponents are so annoying because they were 1600+ but they are playing against me because they dropped 200 due to whatever weird reasons

[teal dragon]

impossible. it doesnt work like that you can only reach a max performance rating of 800 over your elo. Max the 400 could get it 1200

[slender briar]

Can I unlink my Google acc add new one?

[teal dragon]

in what way have they been decieved/taken advantage of?

[peak plank]

I played a danny rench % accuracy game vs dor and it said we both played like a 1200

so...

yeah. (I played it on my main)

[dusky swallow]

Accuracy doesnt mean rating

[dreamy siren]

Well it happened so idk what to tell you. Perhaps it had something to do with the person using the app instead of the website

[fringe pendant]

On chesscom yes you can, im not sure about discord thoo

[teal dragon]

"it happened" is all you can back it up with?

[peak plank]

rating is a factor in the chess.com elo estimate

[slender briar]

No talking about chess com

[dusky swallow]

You can play an 80% accuracy with super basic moves

[dreamy siren]

Yes it's emotional manipulation. They hit people the aesthetically pleasing blue color with the double exclam combined with the emotional appeal with telling them they did something brilliant. A deadly combination to blind people from using their rational thinking so they don't realize the moves aren't anywhere near consistently being brilliant in reality and they feel for it

[fringe pendant]

On chesscom yes you csn

[hearty torrent]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92955215003 imagine losing like this in a 5min match

[worn ice]

Tomgoodun (1085) vs. not0550 (1238)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Bf5 4. d3 c6 5. dxc6 Nxc6 6. Nf3 e5 7. Nh4 Bg4 8. f3 Be6 9. [g4] Nd5 10. Bd2 Qxh4+ 11. Ke2 Nd4# 

[slender briar]

Thnx bro

[teal dragon]

but how does that take advantage of them? sounds more like positivity

[hushed shuttle]

cat

[teal dragon]

they arent losing anything

[hearty torrent]

(i didnt plan it out, i only found out that its mate when i heard the checkmate sound)

[dreamy siren]

Found the original conversation about it.

I promise you it's not

[teal dragon]

you debunked it yourself, idk why do you continue to spew false info you were told???

[peak plank]

im a grandmaster

(according to elo estimate)

[dreamy siren]

Well what do you want me to say?

[hearty torrent]

bro thinks he's hikaru

[dreamy siren]

Idk bro what do you want me to even say I'm just telling you what happened and I didn't fake anything if you're not gonna believe me what do you expect me to do about it?

@grim edge someone did say it may be an app bug that makes stuff like that happen though it doesn't happen on the website

[nocturne elk]

1750 to 1517
Wth even is their freaking graph 💀

Finna play 15|10 against computers by myself at this rate smh

[dreamy siren]

Pinged wrong person mb bonglord

For some reason oh wow seems to strongly support deceitful emotional manipulation it seems. It's really sad to see I thought he was a good one who had the proper view on this @grim edge please re-evaluate

You're such a surface level thinker it's so scary that people think this way these days

[primal shore]

I love you little tiny people in my phone <333

[queen anchor]

are we still on this topic

i was here hours ago and yall were talking about brilliants being a conspiracy against humanity

[primal shore]

@dreamy siren dude you're argument is silly

[queen anchor]

your*

[primal shore]

If it makes people happy then just let it be

[dreamy siren]

Well I've given you many examples of scenarios where people get happy about things that aren't good for them overall

[primal shore]

Mb drunk rn

Pretty sure I spelt it your and autocorrect messed me up

[queen anchor]

it doesnt make people happy it gives them a false dopamine hit and addicts them to paying money to chess.com

[primal shore]

Didn't you die

[queen anchor]

dopamine is not happiness

[primal shore]

You clearly don't know the definition of happiness

[queen anchor]

dopamine is addiction and habit

[dreamy siren]

So I should just let a little kid who's happy about candy offered to him by a stranger in a car be happy instead of trying to stop them even though it ruins his happiness?

[queen anchor]

seratonin is happiness

[dreamy siren]

I've explained it hundreds of times

[humble oracle]

AW HELL NAH

[grim edge]

Lucy chess

[humble oracle]

and i cant abort

[grim edge]

Ohwow can we play chess?

[lime lava]

Not the przegrana

[queen anchor]

no, i dont

[teal dragon]

I dont thinka anyone is buying cc premium for brilliants 😭 😭 🙏

[grim edge]

Also what is your name irl?

[queen anchor]

my name irl is magnus carlsen

[primal shore]

A simple thing that a brilliant in chess is just a dopamine hit it isn't sexual assault.

[grim edge]

Lucy

[teal dragon]

fax

[primal shore]

@grim edge I can't play rn I'm drunk and hanging with mates

[grim edge]

Are you british?

[queen anchor]

its an analogy

[split heron]

Thoughts on playing chess in the gym

[primal shore]

I was born in London but I am German

[primal shore]

Fun

[split heron]

W

[queen anchor]

he's saying all the chess learners are like the kid and the chesscom is like the guy in the van and the brilliants are like the candy

[dreamy siren]

Bro I've explained it so many times. It gives them a false picture of what brilliant chess is. So if someone who fully trusts the brilliants algorithm wants to become a brilliant chess player they'll think all they need to do is master sacrificial chess when in reality there's way more to becoming brilliant at chess than sacrifices

[grim edge]

Do you live in the US?

[queen anchor]

its an artistic metaphor

[primal shore]

If you're playing a game on the treadmill that's chill

[wise portal]

was ist dein lieblingsfach mathe oder was

[split heron]

Imagine telling a bad biddie you play chess irl

[primal shore]

Ew no, Canada

[dreamy siren]

Ik but you're missing the point. The point is simply that just cause something makes someone happy in a moment doesn't mean it is good for them in the bigger picture

[grim edge]

Ohwow what part of the US do you live in?

Meaning like what state

[supple imp]

From everything you ask about someone's favourite subject?

[queen anchor]

there is a course on chess.com from magnus carlsen where he explains that if you think good chess is attacking with sacrifices then you suck and he shows examples of how to attack reasonably

[primal shore]

Geschichte

[supple imp]

[primal shore]

Im a history major

[dreamy siren]

Ok sure.. idk how you can possibly believe that

[wise portal]

its that one german song.. i think it is pretty popular innit aint not?

[split heron]

💀

[grim edge]

Washington?

[wise portal]

cutee :33

[supple imp]

Can you only become a history teacher with that shit major

[teal dragon]

??? How could you believe the opposite?

[queen anchor]

thats what i was thinking too

[primal shore]

More often then not brilliant are the best move and hard to see, good enough for the engine to say good job (although some of them are stupid)

[supple imp]

I only have 1 german song in my playlist cause most german songs are absolute garbage

[grim edge]

🛢️?

[wise portal]

omg?! are we sgaring same braincell innit 😦😨

[low sable]

She'd run

[primal shore]

No you can do a lot more then that plus I'm being an infantry officer anyway

[primal shore]

No

[split heron]

Gotta let these biddies know tho😔

[stone quiver]

Wsg

[wise portal]

i can send you some fire af german songs

[dreamy siren]

There's many reasons upon reasons it's bad for the chess community as a whole. I stand by my first reason but also... It's not fair to give a 700 a brilliant for a 400 rated sacrifice puzzle just cause it involved a sacrifice while another 700 plays a move that you wouldn't think anyone below 1400 would see simply because it doesn't involve a sacrifice they don't get a brilliant. They're being unfair to that 2nd person.

[supple imp]

You can't really do jack shit with a history major

[grim edge]

dms

[queen anchor]

who cares

[low sable]

I feel you 😔

[queen anchor]

ur just mad ur not getting brilliants

[primal shore]

You qualify for pretty much all non trade jobs

[supple imp]

Sure send, I'm always up to listen to new songs while playing

[split heron]

Need me a snowbunny thats neeky on chess bro😔🙏

[wise portal]

here or dms?

[dreamy siren]

More often than not hard to see? Don't make me laugh too hard it's rare they're hard to find.

[primal shore]

It's one of the PhDs that law schools accept

[supple imp]

Doesn't matter

[iron barn]

I get high praise for being smart in my family but i dont think im smart at all

[primal shore]

I mean for sub 1600

[iron barn]

I feel like im fake

[primal shore]

Above 1600 brilliant are just a move

[stone quiver]

Social studies major much better

[supple imp]

Name 1 good job that you can get with a history major

[dreamy siren]

People who play more impressive chess but don't get it simply cause they tend to play in a different style even though that style of play is totally an equally valid way to play chess in reality

[grim edge]

can someone help me with math

[primal shore]

Police officer?

[supple imp]

A French major is probably better

[low sable]

You're looking for quite the rare Pokémon lol

[outer sentinel]

hello

[iron barn]

the rook?

[supple imp]

You don't need a major to become a police officer

[iron barn]

rxf5 looks crushing

[dreamy siren]

Usually their puzzle rating are below 1000 tbh plus the word brilliant by definition means that it's a super high level of impressiveness

[primal shore]

No but often they only hire those with a degree

[grim edge]

@primal shore read me mfo

How do I survive in prison?

[stone quiver]

Physics, mathematics, English, Social Studies, possibly Chemistry and 1 other language like german, spanish, french ect would be best

[supple imp]

Idk where you heard that from

[dreamy siren]

I don't want to put effort rn but at first glance Rxf5 should work

[grim edge]

can someone help me with math

[iron barn]

i just noticed that g4 was weak and only defended by a pawn that was only defended by the king

[stone quiver]

i can try

[primal shore]

It's called job market competitiveness

[low sable]

I believe a general tactic used is to greatly harm the biggest person you see

[supple imp]

Just list everything you can major in at this point

[primal shore]

If you knew anything about the western job market you know an employer will always chose someone with higher education then lower

[grim edge]

Pls tell me you are joking

[hushed shuttle]

nuh uh

[stone quiver]

Geography, Biology, Health Education, Psychology, Philosophy, Religious Studies and History

[low sable]

Well yeah obviously that's not gonna work
But I don't see you spitballing

[supple imp]

If a 40 yo fat fck that has a history applies to be a police officer vs an 18 year old that works out every day they'd choose the 18 year old

[grim edge]

go dms

[wise portal]

ahhh

fair enough

[supple imp]

Just send in dms then

[grim edge]

I feel like I am actually going to go to prison

[supple imp]

I'll listen to them all later anyway

I thought you'd send a Spotify playlist not individual songs

[low sable]

Might I ask why?

[peak plank]

💀

[iron barn]

Maybe i can help (I get no play)

[grim edge]

OHHHHH

[iron barn]

(coaches don't play)

[grim edge]

:3

ough

[grim edge]

How

[low sable]

A girl?
Sounds like you're already in a cluster of a situation

[primal shore]

That's completely different age is important for a physical job like that, the 40 year old wouldn't even get an interview

[grim edge]

I mean I am a girl crazy man

[iron barn]

Well firstly i need to know what problem it is excactly

[primal shore]

Right I grg chat

Gtg*

[primal shore]

gt a gf duh

[supple imp]

Ok a 22 yo fat fck

[toxic plinth]

+23 💀💀

[low sable]

What does prison have to do with having a crush

[iron barn]

"He/Him"

[grim edge]

whispers bullet

Good evening Guys!

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[primal shore]

Well usually you have to pass a fitness test before you apply kinda like the military, but out of two fit people it'll always be one with better education

Someone with an engineering degree is just as likely as histoy

Plus I didn't major in history for jobs, I majored because its easy and I like it

My work is pretty much the same regardless if education because military, else I would've majored civil engineering

[wise portal]

thats a very nice point in choosing a major

[supple imp]

If every factor is the same except the major then yes

But at the end of the day it still isn't really useful

[hybrid ravine]

anyone wants to play?

[primal shore]

And in all jobs that aren't trade specific they are

[low sable]

Elo?

[primal shore]

Just like a language major or science major

[supple imp]

Eh I don't think a supermarket would care

[primal shore]

Only ones that matter are trades for practicality

[hybrid ravine]

1200 only but I'd love to play with better players even tho I am going to get smoked

[supple imp]

Nah language is a lot more useful than history

[iron barn]

so a science major isnt useful? i didnt know that damn

[shadow forum]

Which one of you server mode muted me yesterday

[low sable]

I'm 1600 rapid so I'll play

[supple imp]

You'd rather have a perfect translator than some dude that knows when the ottoman empire was built

[shadow forum]

I have a bone to pick with you

[hybrid ravine]

yay

[primal shore]

There's a difference between learning a language and majoring it, knowing a language is good, majoring in one is a waste of time

[hybrid ravine]

https://play.chess.com/6qtoC

[primal shore]

For practical use, yes

Anyway ima go drink cheers

[jaunty kindle]

So many blocked messages from one user

[supple imp]

Ah how are you even saying science and history are equally good majors with science you open up a new world of high paying jobs

With history the highest paying job you'll find is being a teacher

[primal shore]

History opens up archeology which can pay more then 100k usd/y

And hell college professors here make 150k+ usd

[supple imp]

That's crazy cause computer science can make x10 that

[iron barn]

If theyre premoving everything try Playing anti-premove moves

sometimes they dont cancel the premoves and u win for free

[compact mantle]

Guys how do I link my fide id to my cc acc

Nvm actually that’s stupid

I’d get prepped on like a dumbass

[primal shore]

A million usd a year? Sure bud ☠️

[supple imp]

Wtf kind of pay is that

[grim edge]

why lol

[compact mantle]

Yeah I shouldn’t do it

[peak plank]

do you mean the lefong?

[primal shore]

You said it was offensive i have autistic in my bio

[compact mantle]

I’ll get prepped

[keen parrot]

and they say they get underpaid lmao what a joke

[supple imp]

You can easily make your own company with computer science

[grim edge]

i mean i can but whats the difference

[supple imp]

Idk how a history major will help with that

[iron barn]

anything that can win material if ur opponent is premoving

[supple imp]

Maybe you could work in a pawn shop

[peak plank]

professors aint the same as public school teacher

[compact mantle]

Just for the sake of having a bigger profile

[grim edge]

Yeah

[primal shore]

Do you have the slightest clue how competitive the cs market is? You'll go bankrupt in 5 years because you don't have nearly the skills or experience as your competition

[grim edge]

But im not sure how bcs i only have a starting rating since i played my first tournament today

[keen parrot]

yeah for college professor you usually need a PhD, but if you work in academics you get like half of that lmao

[supple imp]

Cope

[peak plank]

tbh everyone here is a CS major... except for some people here

[compact mantle]

It aint worth it anyway

[keen parrot]

my uncle has a CS company, he is doing well but its a lot of work needed

[hushed shuttle]

what does it do

[peak plank]

most people here that have choosen a major has or will major in CS

[primal shore]

I read a statistic most cs majors are in dead end office jobs

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[keen parrot]

im not quite sure lmao

[frigid skiff]

It’s probably true which is unfortunate

[hushed shuttle]

u should find out

[peak plank]

where

[keen parrot]

im not interested

[compact mantle]

Getting prepped is like getting kicked in the balls

[primal shore]

Alright im out chat bah baii

[hushed shuttle]

WELL I AM

[keen parrot]

bye Lucy

[supple imp]

Wtf do you think a cs major is supposed to get 💀

[keen parrot]

its in romania

[fleet sigil]

🤯

[supple imp]

Average pay for cs major is 80k and on average for all jobs is 30k

[peak plank]

CHAT IM 500 PUZZLES NOW POGG

[supple imp]

Top 1% eaners earn 120k per year

[peak plank]

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[keen parrot]

average pay for lottery winners 🔥 ima be that

[stone quiver]

I want to study astrophysics but i dont know is it possible in my country

[keen parrot]

im higher rated than you shush

[supple imp]

Average pay for gambling enthusiasts

[compact mantle]

Pixel why you doing this to yourself

😂

[jaunty kindle]

No you arent. I almost never play on chess.com. I only play on lichess

[keen parrot]

whats your lc rating then

[cloud glen]

Premed > CS then

[fleet sigil]

a

[jaunty kindle]

My highest was ~2630 Blitz. Otherwise 2500+

[supple imp]

Doesn't premed take 10 years to study?

[rigid vector]

Daddy cbum just won mr olympia

[peak plank]

Bonglord studing neuroscience:

[supple imp]

I'm not even arguing cs major is the best I'm just saying history major is shit

[keen parrot]

tbf i dont play blitz on lc, but i could easily be 2.6k

[jaunty kindle]

@keen parrot Even my peak cc is higher than yours lol

[grim edge]

:3

[cloud glen]

8

[keen parrot]

then why are you down in 2300s 😭

[jaunty kindle]

Because I hate the ads and the ui

[rigid vector]

Chess battle

[cloud glen]

Oh Tru history sucks ass

[keen parrot]

adblocker:

[peak plank]

vimun being sneaky

[rigid vector]

History's goated math is trash bro

[cloud glen]

I remember someone saying that you can get a good job as an art history major 😐

[clever bay]

Thats too much damn if u choose cs u can get insane amount of skills in 8 years

[keen parrot]

[jaunty kindle]

I dont care. I just play on lichess lol

[cloud glen]

True but doctor salary goes crazy

[rigid vector]

Swear to God if I have to do alot of math in collage I'm failing I suck at math I've cheated all my math tests since like 7th grade

[supple imp]

Exactly my point mate but Lucy wants to argue that it's good

[cloud glen]

Worst part is that they were paying 90k a year for it

No scholarships

[keen parrot]

you struggle with English too it seems

[cloud glen]

Replied to wrong message sorry

[supple imp]

They're both easy imo

[rigid vector]

College *

[cloud glen]

Math is fun imo

Feels like chess, kind of busywork you can so with music

[rigid vector]

Algebra 1 and 9th grade

[jaunty kindle]

2600 on lichess is way harder than 2600 on chess.com

[keen parrot]

its comparable

[ocean merlin]

To me math is fun but i cant do it because im drugged up all the time

[keen parrot]

i was knocking on 2600 last week on cc but had some personal problems causing me to fall off a bit

[rigid vector]

Math is just confusing and makes my head hurt I can do legit everything but remembering the formats to actually do the math then doing it and then all of that just makes it so much of a headache and it sucks

[wise portal]

chemistry is more fun tho and you can make your own drugs

[rigid vector]

Legalize anobolics

[wise portal]

nah thats just gay

[stuck nest]

not when it's exam time

[rigid vector]

Steroids are the opposite of gay 💀

[jaunty kindle]

When I had my peak I drew Rasmus Svane 2 times because I missed to promote to a free queen in the endgame like 4 moves until he noticed
I also lost 3 games sadly

[ocean merlin]

I take meds not drugs but its the same thing unfortunately... stupid fake science

[wise portal]

we live we love we lie

[keen parrot]

i never get to play these big guys, i did draw nigel short once with the kings gambit and was winning 😔

[rigid vector]

I'm on adhd pills and they make me feel emotionally numb so same

[wise portal]

why you trynna be more manly? to be seen and liked by other men?? yeah it sounds gay to me

[jaunty kindle]

I lost 5 in a row to Wesley So xD
Its some time ago

[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

[rigid vector]

Na uh

[keen parrot]

all these 2700+ just dont play with people lower rated

[cloud glen]

Brooo I'm in ochem rn

[wise portal]

real thats why you gotta go farm your own H2O out there and mix it with herbs and become a salem witch

[cloud glen]

Fun but weird

[wise portal]

uni level ochem?

[cloud glen]

Ye

[rigid vector]

I'm rated like 450 I think

[ocean merlin]

Or else just pray and get better

[fleet sigil]

theres some random 3000 that's just farming titled players lol

[wise portal]

cutee what are you doing in ochem in uni

[cloud glen]

NMR rn

[wise portal]

w8 lemme google it

[cloud glen]

Just analyzing spectra and finding the structure of a molecule

It's cool af but hard

[wise portal]

AHHH

[jaunty kindle]

I almost forgot that I lost to Keymer once... I will take my revenge

[primal mirage]

bro these super gms barely play ppl under 2700 fr

[wise portal]

oh yeah like that one thing in physics very cute

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/emil-hagberg-hagberg-nordiska-motståndsrörelsen-visby-visby2018-gif-11727327

[primal mirage]

who tactic

[wise portal]

real. its all in the brain imo.

[cloud glen]

I feel like ochem has less physics than genchem

[primal mirage]

ohh

around 2k, but havent played in 3 years ish

otb*

national ig like 2200? somewhere around there

no i dont live in USA

NM is only USA title

[wise portal]

i mean it prolly does its just that this specific thing with categorizing the molecules reminded me of this

[primal mirage]

ye

[cloud glen]

Should I enter FIDE? I won a chess tournament in 4th grade using just Scholars mate

[mighty cove]

Neft bishop buff pawn

[primal mirage]

free diamond unfortunately not gonn happen anytime soon :((

[cloud glen]

Damn you're fr blocking my talent

[mighty cove]

Nerf

[primal mirage]

it only costs money

[cloud glen]

Mass spec I thunk

[mighty cove]

Neft bishop buff pawn

[cloud glen]

Wtf

[hybrid ravine]

@low sable gg

[cloud glen]

I wish pawns could move in directions instead of just one

[low sable]

Back to you
You played nice in the opening

[hybrid ravine]

@low sable what can I do to improve and play at your level?

[mighty cove]

NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN NERF BISHOP BUFF PAWN

[snow shore]

☠️

[snow shore]

chess aint gettin an update

[mighty cove]

It needs to

[ocean merlin]

Excuse me but this is not a video game it is a honored game from more than a thousand years ago

[cloud glen]

Can we have chess but the pieces move backwards in time

[mighty cove]

Still needs a update

[clever bay]

Nope its just a perfect game it doesn't need any

[ocean merlin]

It is a perfect game

[mighty cove]

Just buff pawn a nerf bishop and its perfect

[cloud glen]

Queen is unbalanced

Needs to be buffed

[mighty cove]

Ong

[low sable]

Well tbh you should always try have an understanding of what each pieces function is
And what happens if you move said piece
Like how you blundered your pawn after moving your knight

[grim edge]

Hikaru is in the Canidates amazing

[cloud glen]

Why shouldn't the queen be able to jump like a knight?

[clever bay]

Propose an idea then how can u really nerf bishop?

[hybrid ravine]

alr thanks

[cloud glen]

Less hp

[low sable]

No problem

[clever bay]

Howww??

[mighty cove]

Can only move 2 spaces in diagonal

No more inf range

[cloud glen]

Wdym you just set the number of hit points it has to half

[clever bay]

Bro wtf

[cloud glen]

Since it has 1 hp you need to set it to 0.5

[primal shore]

@supple imp I ain't say it was good

History major for jobs sucks ass but it doesn't matter to me

It's easy and I like it so i majored

[ocean merlin]

Applying sc2 to chess is like applying coloring books to college textbooks

[mighty cove]

Pawn just needs to be able to kill on first move

[cloud glen]

how much you paying for degree tho

that's important af

[primal shore]

If my career depends on it I'd never choose history as a major

[primal shore]

$0

[cloud glen]

oh then that's fine

imo tho it would be more efficient to self learn at that point tho

[primal shore]

I wouldn't pay for a history major thats dumb

[cloud glen]

based

[primal shore]

It's for work

[cloud glen]

I know someone who paid 90k a year for art history

[primal shore]

I have to get a higher education to be an officer in the military

And history let's me do that so

[cloud glen]

oh then that's great

[primal shore]

yuh

Objectively tho history major is bad for work

[cloud glen]

yeah def

[primal shore]

But for me it's a win win

[clever bay]

See u can't come up with a good idea because chess is just perfect all the rules and stuff like that

[grim edge]

Hmm

[cloud glen]

what if we make long-ranged pieces

that shoot you

since all pieces are melee

[clever bay]

Woah its not Fortnite

Lmao

[rigid vector]

I've lost a couple games so probably 400 rn

[cloud glen]

chess has castles and llamas tho

can we make scifi chess where all the pieces are futuristic like sentries and androids that move automatically every turn

[clever bay]

Damn

[teal dragon]

Hey girlies

[cloud glen]

question: why do animals not have wheels?

[clever bay]

Yea good question

[nova verge]

Heyo

[clever bay]

Wanna know the answer

[cloud glen]

yess

[stone quiver]

because pasta bolognese

[hushed shuttle]

@viral epoch i added Norway flag for u

[stone quiver]

fInlenasd

[grim edge]

chess speaks for itself.

[stone quiver]

Finlaasssnd

[hushed shuttle]

finland one a lot bigger

[teal dragon]

Kinda hard for mother nature to build a nice circle limb with rotating joints that still have blood pumped to the wheel and some kind of muscle to spin it

Just aint very feasible ygm

[stone quiver]

Good

[hushed shuttle]

except it kept getting griefed smh

i had to keep fixing

[stone quiver]

😭

[cloud glen]

this sounds sus af

[hushed shuttle]

and sweden has like 30 mini flags

[teal dragon]

HOW

[hushed shuttle]

US flag just got replaced, and i didnt stop it

[cloud glen]

🤨 "circular limb with a rotating joint that has blood pumping to it"

[teal dragon]

What about it

[hushed shuttle]

what.

[teal dragon]

Every limb has blood pumping to it

[cloud glen]

idk

[teal dragon]

If no blood then it would shrivel up and fall off

No more wheels

[cloud glen]

true but what about nails

[teal dragon]

UNLESS WAIT U GOT ME THINKING

[cloud glen]

like a wheel made of nail

[teal dragon]

Antler wheels

[cloud glen]

TRUEEE

rams have circular horns too

so it may be possible

[teal dragon]

FR I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

Rams are onto smth

[cloud glen]

aren't armadillos literally wheels tho?

[teal dragon]

Just grow big ass horns ditch the body and just roll everywhere

[viral epoch]

Thank you warmy Stormy what is this for though

[cloud glen]

like pangolins and armadillos turn into wheels

[teal dragon]

Ah wait

[hushed shuttle]

it is a free build thing and that is the flag wall

[teal dragon]

Antler wheels dont work, because they arent propelled

Damn

[viral epoch]

I see I see

[teal dragon]

That sucks

[cloud glen]

oh yeah

maybe theres a way to attach a muscle to them to rotate them

[teal dragon]

Yeah but cheat code

[cloud glen]

kind of like how an owl is able to do 360 rotation of its neck

[sharp galleon]

sigh

[teal dragon]

Yeah but it can only do 1 rotation it cant just keep going round and round

[hushed shuttle]

:3

[teal dragon]

:3

[hushed shuttle]

:333

[viral epoch]

:333333333

[grim edge]

ormy ily

mitzu ily

[viral epoch]

Worm

[grim edge]

:333

[stone quiver]

Meeeeowwwwww

:3

[teal dragon]

Rawr

[cloud glen]

that's because of the skin tho right

[teal dragon]

Hi cheetah

[viral epoch]

Hi Unty

[hushed shuttle]

someone added u to the tierlist :o

[teal dragon]

Oops sorry unity

[clever bay]

Tendons stop them from moving further

[grim edge]

wha's dat

Worst 1300 on the planet

[proven sapphire]

game over in 6 moves against an 1800

[stone iris]

hello

[grim edge]

did u find v

[proven sapphire]

this is why i love the italian

[teal dragon]

@viral epoch do you still genshin

[viral epoch]

Thanks

[grim edge]

how was it

[viral epoch]

Yea

[echo rock]

Broooo I just Reached 2200 in blitz

[viral epoch]

Ven ven C3

[echo rock]

Let's gooo ooooo

[viral epoch]

[cloud glen]

I like playing the one weird one with the bishop pawn and knight

[proven sapphire]

spanish?

[grim edge]

can i have your account

[echo rock]

Now I stand at 2200 flat

[teal dragon]

I reached max basement deweller rank 🥶🥶🥶

[cloud glen]

no I'm american

[echo rock]

KingsAfan3

[proven sapphire]

no the opening bozo

[echo rock]

On chesscom

[grim edge]

yes how did you know

[viral epoch]

Oh ma gaaaaww

[grim edge]

hi chatty

[cloud glen]

lmao

[viral epoch]

Tengo autismo

[cloud glen]

nahh it's kings indian or something

[grim edge]

oughhhh @grim edge ough

[proven sapphire]

just a guess, those are the 2 main e4 e5 openings

[low sable]

As a 1700 I can say
We're all kinds of trash

[grim edge]

ough

[grim edge]

omg

[grim edge]

my face is so smooth rn

[stone quiver]

Im best player on the server

[hushed shuttle]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

I just traded off hella pieces forcing him to run out of ideas lol

i am moisturized like u have no idea

[grim edge]

yuh huh. and its beautiful

[hushed shuttle]

liar

[teal dragon]

Proof or fake

[grim edge]

stormy would i ever lie to u

[hushed shuttle]

fr

[hushed shuttle]

uhhhhhhhh
no
BUT STILL

[grim edge]

You sure like goku huh

[patent scarab]

Who wants to 1v1 me on chess I will literally eat you guys.

[grim edge]

ormy remember that question I asked in dms

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[teal jungle]

happens

[low sable]

Yeah that's a general good idea when up material

[cloud glen]

Like I usually play this opening Check out this #chess game: Jeanyoon vs ApocalypseGamer1 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/92908285963

[grim edge]

:33

[worn ice]

Jeanyoon (715) vs. ApocalypseGamer1 (731)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. [Nc3] Bg7 4. e3 O-O 5. Nf3 d6 6. Bd3 Nbd7 7. O-O Re8 8. c5 e5 9. dxe5 dxe5 10. Qb3 Nxc5 11. Qc2 Nxd3 12. Rd1 Bf5 13. e4 Bxe4 14. Nxe4 Nxe4 15. Qxd3 Nd6 16. Bg5 Bf6 17. Bxf6 Qxf6 18. g3 e4 19. Qc3 Qxf3 20. Qxc7 e3 21. fxe3 Qxe3+ 22. Kh1 Qe4+ 23. Kg1 Rad8 24. Rxd6 Qe3+ 25. Kh1 Qf3+ 26. Kg1 Rxd6 27. Qxd6 Re2 28. Qd8+ Kg7 29. Qd4+ Kh6 30. Qh4+ Kg7 31. Qh3 Qf2+ 32. Kh1 g5 33. Qg2 Qxg2# 

[hushed shuttle]

why did u ask

[stone quiver]

Interesdting

[cloud glen]

sure

[grim edge]

zir idea

[patent scarab]

What's your elo?

[grim edge]

Oh no i was down a pawn 💀

[cloud glen]

750

[low sable]

Wowza
Quite the sentence starter no?

[hushed shuttle]

wha

[grim edge]

whismy's idea

what

[patent scarab]

Yes Mr elegant man.

[grim edge]

whats my idea

[hushed shuttle]

was it tho

[grim edge]

ough

@grim edge BITCH THAT WAS YOUR IDEA I HADNNO PART IN IT

[teal dragon]

:3

[grim edge]

hahahahaha

I HADNNO PART IN THIS

[cloud glen]

who wants to play a game

[patent scarab]

So someone drop the link in here I'll click on it

[grim edge]

im so devious

[hushed shuttle]

figured

[grim edge]

omfg

That game brought me closer to reaching 1k again

i was gonna send stormy a picture of my face im never doing it now

[stone iris]

do u guys know any chess player who can dance

[grim edge]

Once i get it back im not touching rapid till i can beat carlsen

[hushed shuttle]

.. u alr did

[grim edge]

LMAO

[grim edge]

when???

send the i eated a soap one

[teal dragon]

Hows november treating yall

[grim edge]

jfc duck holy shit

SEND IT

it's great

[cloud glen]

https://play.chess.com/XPXLZ

[grim edge]

I DONT HAVE IMAGE PERMS

[hushed shuttle]

ok last one
greenland flag

[clever bay]

Bobby Fischer

[teal dragon]

I do

[grim edge]

On his DMS mfo

[low sable]

Nice so far
I just ate half a muffin 😄

[grim edge]

u send her the if i eated soap idfc

[patent scarab]

What's your user ill send a 1v1 invite

[grim edge]

ok

[cloud glen]

I sent a link

[grim edge]

ugh

[patent scarab]

Where??

[cloud glen]

also it's the same as discord

you joined

[grim edge]

ducks been trying to set me up with literally everybody on the goddamn planet

[cloud glen]

aand aborted

[stone iris]

really

[grim edge]

how did the soap imagine come into existence

[grim edge]

it's funnnnn

if i eated soap. i would. no i wouldnt. yes ❤️

[patent scarab]

I pressed the link it didn't show up

[grim edge]

ohhhh

[patent scarab]

Send it again

[cloud glen]

someone else got it

[cloud glen]

here's another https://play.chess.com/JWCDH

[stone iris]

what did they use before soap was created

[teal dragon]

I want eated soap pics

[clever bay]

Fire

[cloud glen]

you about to abort

bruhh

[hushed shuttle]

they also used that before toilet paper

[stone iris]

huhh

[dawn yew]

just realized why older men don't cross their legs

[patent scarab]

What what waaat

[dawn yew]

It hurts

[patent scarab]

Make it longer man

[clever bay]

Nah they used to use mud when there was no soap

[stone quiver]

I cross my.legs

[cloud glen]

ok

5 mins?

[dawn yew]

what's your age

[patent scarab]

10

[stone iris]

they use it as tp

[stone quiver]

15

[cloud glen]

man that's long but ok

[patent scarab]

Aight thanks

[dawn yew]

maybe your balls are too small

[hushed shuttle]

yea they would burn away all of the left over

[stone quiver]

or what if im a girl

[cloud glen]

sent it

[dawn yew]

negative sized balls

[hushed shuttle]

0 isnt negative

[stone quiver]

im not a girl im just built different

💪💪💪💪💪

[cloud glen]

wtf

[hushed shuttle]

if u do it right im sure it isnt hard

[teal dragon]

W

[marsh wraith]

Lichess or chess.com?

[stone iris]

lol

[hushed shuttle]

https://lichess.org

[cloud glen]

wtf is with my game

[marsh wraith]

I say both r equal

[stone iris]

i use both

[cloud glen]

why do I start out with developed pieces

[dawn yew]

have you like seen a number line, think your "genital place" is 0, if it goes front (positive) you're male if it enters backwards (negative) its female

[proven sapphire]

learn your openings guys!!!

[cloud glen]

no brilliants L

[proven sapphire]

lmk when you play 97.9 accurate

[stone iris]

maybe youre playing variant

[cloud glen]

man I'm playing 750 elo so I'm 750% accurate try getting that

[proven sapphire]

damn that was a really cool joke

are you proud of that?

[teal dragon]

WHAT ARE YOU COOKING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dawn yew]

wait I got visual references

[teal dragon]

WOAHK

[cloud glen]

I'm so proud 🥴 😩 😫

[boreal cosmos]

accuracy means nothing