💬〡general-off-topic

[drowsy crest]

💀

[grim edge]

she's gonna kill you lmfao

what image??

Bruhhh

[devout atlas]

Blackburn shilling gambit lol

Opening theory

[grim edge]

I see 11

Idk if these smaller lines count tho

Yo fobby

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/happycupcake-gif-22997102

[grim edge]

lol

[fleet sigil]

I don't know colors

[dawn yew]

alot

[fleet sigil]

@primal shore

[grim edge]

21

Smaller lines could be an Illusion created by the colors being next to eachother in an image of this resolution

[inland arrow]

Fobbyani Caruna

[hexed tundra]

When the new chess update bro

[glossy radish]

marshuuu

[grim edge]

HIiiiiii

[drowsy crest]

sup

[keen parrot]

bro just as your bio couldnt get any worse

do you want to ||catfish chari or smth||

[grim edge]

Duolingo gonna kidnap u if u lose

[grim edge]

No ?

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Bro I just said hi to fobby why's everyone bombarding me with reactions?

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[drowsy crest]

no idea

[grim edge]

I'm not trying to catfish someone bruh

[keen parrot]

[hexed tundra]

L

[grim edge]

What do u mean L ?!?!

[drowsy crest]

can someone pls catfish me

just do it bro idc

[fleet sigil]

gotta chase that bag

[drowsy crest]

be a tall black man

[keen parrot]

not even the catfishes want this dude 😭

[drowsy crest]

but pose as a girl

[grim edge]

Bro pls don't

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-hehe-kiss-meme-kissing-meme-black-guy-kiss-gif-23557764

[drowsy crest]

atleast I would think I have female interaction

[fleet sigil]

delete this

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[keen parrot]

nah

[grim edge]

The same thing literally happened to me

[strange skiff]

can yall chill

[drowsy crest]

😭 fym

[strange skiff]

[glossy radish]

pew pew

[keen parrot]

[glossy radish]

oh shit it’s anitta

[strange skiff]

chess server

[drowsy crest]

Anitta pls catfish me

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

oh dear

[strange skiff]

[glossy radish]

oh deer 🦌

[grim edge]

oh boi

[drowsy crest]

my humour is literally broken AHAHHJAHJAJ XD

[void fjord]

Thought that was Billie eilish

[glossy radish]

💀

[fleet sigil]

oh 💩

[keen parrot]

🦌🦌🦌🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌🦌🦌🦌

o deer

[glossy radish]

@keen parrot i think they mentioned u

[grim edge]

lol

[glossy radish]

that’s a square

[drowsy crest]

🦌🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌🦌

h deer

[keen parrot]

[frigid ivy]

hey

[glossy radish]

🦌🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌 🦌
🦌🦌

o deer

[keen parrot]

nice O

[glossy radish]

💩

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Carlson Magnus (magnuscarlsonsec)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Carlson Magnus (magnuscarlsonsec)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1805 (1824 peak)
Bullet: 1682 (peak)

[little elm]

white to move and win

white blundered here

[drowsy crest]

o fck

[glossy radish]

you #######%

[inland arrow]

THIS LOOKS LIKE MY PAWN STRUCTURES

[glossy radish]

i’m done 💀

[frigid ivy]

wydm by talked on 5 different days

[grim edge]

Me too

[glossy radish]

meow

[grim edge]

Qd7+

[void fjord]

Hold the hell up

[glossy radish]

you need to meow for five days

[frigid ivy]

ok

[little elm]

Kc3

[frigid ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[drowsy crest]

Qd8, King moves, Qxd1 Rxd1, promotes and bam

[keen parrot]

and its dro cause checks

[grim edge]

Queen takes queen

Rook takes queen

White promote to queen

[keen parrot]

has to be Ne6 i think

[drowsy crest]

gae

[little elm]

then Rd1 Rd2 and draw

[fleet sigil]

💀

[fallen valley]

Why he look like that

[grim edge]

Why isn’t it qd7+?

[little elm]

Kc3

[inland arrow]

Stock fish when I play black

[grim edge]

💀

[little elm]

Qd7 is what was played

[grim edge]

Oh I see

[keen parrot]

with that time Ne6 should have been found

[little elm]

now probably most likely draw

he spent 15 seconds on Qd7

[grim edge]

💀

[solid seal]

...

[grim edge]

I mean it’s easy to fall for qd7+

[fleet sigil]

Ne6 was bros blindspot

[grim edge]

how was everyone day ^^?

[little elm]

Kc3

if takes and promote there is Rd2 Rd1

[nova trellis]

hello there

[grim edge]

Yo wanna play chess?

Nvm

[drowsy crest]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[grim edge]

Hello.

[grim edge]

[drowsy crest]

is it gay to breathe

[grim edge]

People are asking for trans rights. What about trans wrongs?

[grim edge]

yes!

Or Trans lefts?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[fleet sigil]

stfu dawg

[keen parrot]

[boreal cosmos]

lichess link yuck

[fleet sigil]

@fallen valley Let's play

[crimson meadow]

@jaunty wigeon 2p room 1

[dawn trout]

Hello

[fallen valley]

My brother in Christ

[jaunty wigeon]

ok

its locked, i cant join i think7

[crimson meadow]

Oh you need to be trusted

bruuu okk other server

[jaunty wigeon]

ruuuu

[grim edge]

gg @grim edge

[jaunty wigeon]

i can be trusted

[strange skiff]

dont troll ping mods

[fleet sigil]

real

[keen parrot]

factual

[grim edge]

Bro she is a girl

[fleet sigil]

?

[drowsy crest]

logic isnt logicing

[keen parrot]

in your wildest dreams

[fleet sigil]

what are women

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692502629808603169/1156623703552049224/girls.gif?ex=6515a543&is=651453c3&hm=33886f5bdeef84b728fb3279dc87c7b7b00a8e516d963f8dcd33d8d9adbb5d8f&

[fleet sigil]

get that reddit shit outta here

[glacial fulcrum]

💀

[drowsy crest]

catfish me

[keen parrot]

we telegram in this bitch

[grim edge]

bruhh

[keen parrot]

okay time to get back to 2550 blitz, cya chat

[trail prism]

DEA found my hidden stash

[drowsy crest]

[river hatch]

[unreal bolt]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/3019006

Arena

3 2

[grim edge]

Wait are you indian?

[steep oar]

YO HUMANS

[grim edge]

Who are you?

[steep oar]

im a flyingfish

[grim edge]

Same

[steep oar]

just ask zax

im polish

some good music

[drowsy crest]

vibe

[steep oar]

lol

ikr

[grim edge]

Omg aren't you supposed to asleep?

[drowsy crest]

do you speak indian

what

namaste

yes

[grim edge]

I speak telugu, tamil, english

Wait fobby are you indian?

[drowsy crest]

maybe

[keen parrot]

just going to leave these in chat before i dip

[steep oar]

what did i miss

[drowsy crest]

💀

[grim edge]

Shut the hell up

[steep oar]

dam aggressive charizard

[drowsy crest]

bro is a romcom anime mc

[steep oar]

HELLO

[grim edge]

Who are you?

[fiery beacon]

I was about to say that’s aggressive for no reason then I read your username lol

[drowsy crest]

he/she got banned for being underaged

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-hansen-serious-stare-eye-roll-staring-gif-16787387

[drowsy crest]

I am pretty sure

[grim edge]

who?

[drowsy crest]

Whoever that was

[grim edge]

the person name julia?

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[grim edge]

Nuh uh she still here if u searh up her name

[steep oar]

STOP ARGUING

[drowsy crest]

nobody is arguing

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[steep oar]

ok good

no argument

[keen parrot]

[drowsy crest]

works

[steep oar]

u better not

[grim edge]

frick you

[keen parrot]

what

[steep oar]

argue

or else

[grim edge]

frick u

[grim edge]

Ehm, yes? Whats up?

[grim edge]

someone asked me to tag you

Are you Underage?

[steep oar]

i do not like that response

[grim edge]

wrong person Mb

[keen parrot]

homie what

[steep oar]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

skill issue

[grim edge]

Aha, very funny

Bro tilt shut up

I hate you

[steep oar]

DAM

[grim edge]

No fr someone asked me to ping you so I pinged u

[steep oar]

no fr

they asked him to

[drowsy crest]

who?

[grim edge]

U bruh

[drowsy crest]

nope

[steep oar]

yes

[keen parrot]

stop flirting then

[grim edge]

Which one and why? 😄

[grim edge]

U mtf u deleted it

[drowsy crest]

he wanted to play chess with you

[grim edge]

I WAS NOT !!!

[grim edge]

@drowsy crest asked me to ping u now he deleted it

[drowsy crest]

hop on my dms 😉

[keen parrot]

hell no

[drowsy crest]

wanna play osu?

[grim edge]

I understand, thx. I watch a Movie now. Sorry

[drowsy crest]

don't apologise to me, apologise to him

[keen parrot]

nah im done with osu for today

[keen parrot]

well what were you doing then

[drowsy crest]

come on one map

[keen parrot]

nah bru tmrw maybe

[grim edge]

I'm so done with ur bs

[grim edge]

Yeah.

[drowsy crest]

aight

[drowsy crest]

XD am sorry

[grim edge]

If she was Underage I would probably ping a mod

[drowsy crest]

felt devious

[grim edge]

;-;

[primal shore]

I see 2

[keen parrot]

what was your ass doing flirting with liya and that other 14 year old in here

[grim edge]

What 14yr old?

Liya is not a minor

[grim edge]

Oh helll nah that crazy!!!!!

[drowsy crest]

my question is, what do you see when 2 colours overlap

like red over white

[grim edge]

She is 16 in Australia

[primal shore]

how do you mean

[grim edge]

Lucy

[primal shore]

If it ain't black or white it's grey

[grim edge]

Pls defend me

[drowsy crest]

kinda racist ngl

[keen parrot]

not liya, some other girl

you are just hitting on everyone in here who is female

get a grip man

[grim edge]

That is crazy ngl 💀

[drowsy crest]

I hit on both equally

actually no I hit on males more

[grim edge]

same bro lol

[drowsy crest]

who wants females 🤮

[grim edge]

Bruh

[peak plank]

RIP my classical rating

[drowsy crest]

rip

[grim edge]

what happend?

[peak plank]

Lost to a 1400

Before

[grim edge]

💀

[peak plank]

High 1500s

My quick gonna tank tho

[keen parrot]

he was doomed from the start

[peak plank]

1800 quick gonna be 1700

[keen parrot]

oh no 😭

[peak plank]

No which is a huge loss

Everyone in the section except for the NM was low rated

[fleet sigil]

bros a simp

[grim edge]

Pixel down fall ;-;

[peak plank]

And it's an open tourney
._.

[keen parrot]

also for the record @grim edge the 14 year old is SawedOffChess

[peak plank]

I could try but I can wait till tmmrw

I'm guessing my classical would stay roughly the same

At least I got an impressive performance if I was 1200... I think

Should still be able to score a category norm I think

Which is dogshit

But if I can't have a prize at least I get a lil thingy saying I played well if I was rated 1200

Unfortunately I am not rated 1200

[keen parrot]

hi jona

[little elm]

keep getting adopted

[compact mantle]

Dawg howd u go from 1/1 to 3.5/5 in one day

[tame elbow]

hello

[peak plank]

Dual rated tournament

[compact mantle]

Sup tilt

[compact mantle]

What does dual rated imply?

[keen parrot]

there is this weird guy in chat, acts strangely flirty towards the girls in this server

[compact mantle]

Who me?

[keen parrot]

no, mayor charizard

[grim edge]

You wanna play a real game?

[peak plank]

It means it affects both my quick and classical rating while the TC is somewhere in between

[compact mantle]

Mayor Charizzard fr

[peak plank]

So 25 d;5

Affects classical and quick

[little elm]

delay

[compact mantle]

Ohh nice

FIDE?

[peak plank]

USCF

Fide doesn't do dual rated

[compact mantle]

Nice

[keen parrot]

thats why uscf will always be seen as a joke

[glossy radish]

@grim edge are you busy rn

[compact mantle]

I guess that’s why I’ve never heard of it

[keen parrot]

in what world is 25+5 classical

[peak plank]

Yeah but my quick tanked in return for 0 Elo classical

[compact mantle]

Lmao fr?

[grim edge]

No?

[peak plank]

Or maybe I'd get a few rating points

[little elm]

iirc the system rates time controls different for people rated higher

[full path]

Isn’t that rapid?

[glossy radish]

is it okay if you play one match with me i kinda need some event items -w-

[peak plank]

Nobody ever gets a title off purely playing dual rated tho

[grim edge]

um ML?

[peak plank]

Everyone is better at classical

[compact mantle]

It is for fide and knsb

[glossy radish]

yeah

[grim edge]

Bro you guys watch aot? 💀

[grim edge]

ok u inv

[glossy radish]

[compact mantle]

Yes, I can wholeheartedly agree

I actually play chess when I play classical

[compact mantle]

Otherwise I just do random moves

[peak plank]

Unless if it's FIDE

[compact mantle]

Bro pulled out the guy with 1 classical game

[little elm]

that is me

[compact mantle]

Oh🤣🤣🤣

I don’t have a rapid fide rating

[peak plank]

I've heard rapid FIDE ratings are inflated tho

[little elm]

then again i dont play standard

or blitz

[compact mantle]

Well I wouldn’t know, I just care for standard😎

Soon 1900+

[grim edge]

I played few games of bullet

[peak plank]

I lost to like, an 8 year old

[compact mantle]

💀💀💀

[fringe pendant]

anyone wanna play some bullet? my rating is 1400 but thats probably not accurate lol i dont play bullet, but ive recently not been playing at all and i wanna get back into it

[little elm]

8 year olds are either really good or really bad

[fringe pendant]

lol

[keen parrot]

nah they all shit

[compact mantle]

I beat an 8 year old at a tourney once after a three hour game in a drawn endgame

[little elm]

i played one in some blitz event who was 2000 fide

[compact mantle]

The kid left crying

[peak plank]

There's also a 1400 USCF provisional rated 2300 CC

[little elm]

frightening experience

[peak plank]

💀

[compact mantle]

Idk what to feel abt myself that day

[keen parrot]

i would feel amazing

[peak plank]

It's their fault

[compact mantle]

I did too

[peak plank]

Dw about it

[compact mantle]

But I kinda felt bad lmao

Then again it was 1.5 years ago

[little elm]

i made my opponent cry after i lost the game once

[compact mantle]

And I only got like 3/6

[compact mantle]

Bruh

[compact mantle]

How does that work🤣

[peak plank]

I'm no.3 in chess.com drawn rook endgames leaderboard so at least in that rook endgame game I played I was able to draw a very shaky position

[little elm]

not sure exactly

[compact mantle]

You must be nepomniatchi

[little elm]

probably crying at how bad i played

[compact mantle]

Ding cried on live tv

Jit lost all the dignity

[compact mantle]

Probably

[little elm]

tried too hard to win a queen ending, ended up getting checkmated on the other side of the board

[peak plank]

I feel that

[drowsy crest]

its supposed to release next week fym

[boreal cosmos]

i have never playd any delay tc

[peak plank]

Yeah cuz it's only USCF I think

[boreal cosmos]

yes

[compact mantle]

💀

[peak plank]

Also did I mention that I hung a bishop to a 900 USCF rated player today?

Yeah I'm playing some shit chess today

[compact mantle]

Markus whats your fide

[compact mantle]

💀💀

That’s what 25|5 will do to a man

[peak plank]

I still won tho

[compact mantle]

I played 90|30 today but I had 5 mins left on move 25

[peak plank]

Insane

[compact mantle]

My opponent did too so it was fine

[peak plank]

[compact mantle]

I won the time scramble😎

I was already slightly better tho and he had one equalizing move

[peak plank]

Time scramble with 30 seconds increment????

[compact mantle]

Yes

[peak plank]

💀

[compact mantle]

I consider it a time scramble still

[peak plank]

Never heard of that

[compact mantle]

As you still have to assess everything

As it changes every move

It’s hard man😂

[boreal cosmos]

1900-2000

[fallen valley]

Explain delay, I haven't heard of it

[boreal cosmos]

time per move 0 increment

[compact mantle]

Nice

[peak plank]

Its time that passes by before your clock starts ticking

But you don't gain any bonus time

[fallen valley]

Oh so it's just increment with extra steps

[peak plank]

Like increment but without the increment part

[fallen valley]

Sensible

[peak plank]

I've gotten into a time scramble twice with the delay

[grim edge]

Yo can anyone teach me coords?

[drowsy crest]

fk i forgor

[peak plank]

We have a chess.com drill for that

[compact mantle]

Just learn em

[peak plank]

Yes you can, tho

[grim edge]

Tell me why

[keen parrot]

you guys dont understand, he needs a cute chess girl to teach him

[compact mantle]

I learnt coords through chessable

[keen parrot]

thats the only way he will learn

[drowsy crest]

fck is coords?

[peak plank]

Like the D major

[fallen valley]

https://www.chess.com/terms/chess-notation

[glossy radish]

@grim edge oke tank uuuu

[fallen valley]

I gotchu

[peak plank]

That's a good cord

[compact mantle]

Bc I just mindlessly practiced opening theory

[keen parrot]

mine is minor

[drowsy crest]

A minor

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

shut up

[keen parrot]

eh girl talk i wouldnt bother

[drowsy crest]

midget

[compact mantle]

Same

[grim edge]

I'm 5'8

[compact mantle]

C minor to be precise

[keen parrot]

good point, unfortunately:

[glossy radish]

what

[compact mantle]

I’m 6’2

[glossy radish]

short

[compact mantle]

😎

[drowsy crest]

tilt bro just casually ruining bros chances

[grim edge]

Deep ocean sun pls stop this

[glossy radish]

sorry men have to be 6’7+

[compact mantle]

Wagwan you better not be one inch taller

[drowsy crest]

I am 2 inches shorter

[keen parrot]

stop hitting on minors maybe?

[grim edge]

I wish

[glossy radish]

6’6

[compact mantle]

Valid

[keen parrot]

inb4 i get muted

[compact mantle]

Horrible length

Anything above 2m sucks

[glossy radish]

better than yours

[peak plank]

💀

[fallen valley]

If it happens again, ping mods and it will be cleaned up immediately. Until then, stop harassing other users

[glossy radish]

it’s just a joke pixel :(

[keen parrot]

isnt 6'6 under 2m?

[keen parrot]

okay

[peak plank]

I could tell DW

[drowsy crest]

I am like 5'10 1/2 but I wanna be 6 :<

[compact mantle]

💀idk

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

Thank you

[compact mantle]

Invalid

[fallen valley]

Falls under harassment if it's repeated and they want it to stop

[keen parrot]

if i see any more rule breaking ill notify 👍

[drowsy crest]

yo nerd chill out

[peak plank]

[glossy radish]

break rule

[compact mantle]

Girls don’t care how much you’re over 6ft

[drowsy crest]

you yapping like an npc for a while

[fallen valley]

Thank

[drowsy crest]

be a little more human

[glossy radish]

i need my man to be at least seven feet

[drowsy crest]

curse someone

[keen parrot]

also @fallen valley i cant seem to see the rules and events channels among others, something might be messed up with my perms

[dawn yew]

ay ay ay

[grim edge]

Also pls tell me you are over the age of 18

[keen parrot]

...

[glossy radish]

hey stupid, click “show all channels”

[compact mantle]

You need to get a girl if you 6’6 ngl

[keen parrot]

where?

[compact mantle]

Aint no guys into someone taller than them

[keen parrot]

nvm found it

[drowsy crest]

you been on discord since you were underage 💀

[glossy radish]

i’m kidding i am a girl. my twin is 6’6 though

[dawn yew]

speak for yourself

[keen parrot]

your twin is a genetic freak

[glossy radish]

@severe oxide get your arse here and start flexing your height

[drowsy crest]

does your twin need a femboy gf

[glossy radish]

he is

[drowsy crest]

asking for a friend

he is 5'10 1/2

[keen parrot]

adding the 1/2 makes you seem shorter than 5'10

[peak plank]

Of fr

[compact mantle]

Bro 💀

[drowsy crest]

5'10.5

[compact mantle]

Go do some pushups

[peak plank]

[drowsy crest]

so thats how your childhood was ruined

[glossy radish]

push ups

[amber minnow]

uhh, what does this mean??

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[compact mantle]

Bro was acting too feminine

[drowsy crest]

you are 16

[compact mantle]

I don’t

[drowsy crest]

wild guess not that I care

[keen parrot]

not impossible

[glossy radish]

wym 😭

fym feminine??

[compact mantle]

This

[glossy radish]

i’m so confused

[keen parrot]

me when the femboy is a feminine boy

[grim edge]

Are you saying that you are not 14?

[compact mantle]

Fr a sad moment

[peak plank]

He's 14

[keen parrot]

bro thinks he has a shot

[peak plank]

Trust

[glossy radish]

hey guys i’m 19

trust

[keen parrot]

[compact mantle]

19 gang

[glossy radish]

real

[peak plank]

Imagine being 19 and in middle school

[compact mantle]

😎

[keen parrot]

v is most def 19

[glossy radish]

hs

[grim edge]

Bro I am not trying to get a shot

[peak plank]

Holy shit you don't joke about thay

Edit that

[glossy radish]

i’m not in middle school pixel. i moved

[keen parrot]

ohwow is a dude

[glossy radish]

wait fr?

[peak plank]

8th grade counts as middle school

[keen parrot]

bro is barking up the wrong tree 😭

[glossy radish]

i MOVED. 9th grade

[compact mantle]

Tree got one branch too many fr

[peak plank]

Oh wait what

[glossy radish]

they put me up a grade

[keen parrot]

but last year it was 8th! which one is it

[glossy radish]

okay so

[keen parrot]

oh okay

[peak plank]

Last year it was 7th

[keen parrot]

nvm i get it

[glossy radish]

i was in 8th grade. i moved to texas, they put me up to 9th

[drowsy crest]

does your masculinity not inlcude humour?

[glossy radish]

i was too smart

[peak plank]

Texas folks bad smh

[peak plank]

Or ur school is too mid

[glossy radish]

i was exceeding 8th grade standards apparently

[keen parrot]

that won't stop them from banning you L

[compact mantle]

Sadly I am also lacking😞

[drowsy crest]

pixel got no chill on her 💀

[peak plank]

I went back a grade to repeat 1st grade

[compact mantle]

As I am a chess player

[drowsy crest]

sadge

[compact mantle]

I get no bitches

[peak plank]

Moreso because I decided so

[drowsy crest]

bitches dont determinie masculinity bro

[glossy radish]

meow

[keen parrot]

you need to try harder trust

[drowsy crest]

trust, relationships are boring and overrated

sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

[glossy radish]

realo

[compact mantle]

You gonna get ppl into the dark abyss with that advice

[keen parrot]

haha yeah totally overrated

[compact mantle]

I know, it’s all abt oneself

[grim edge]

I talk to minors who are guys too

[keen parrot]

person who won the lottery telling you to gamble more

[peak plank]

Ig

[keen parrot]

okay.

[glossy radish]

i’m at 100k messages. i want my role

[compact mantle]

Exactly 😂

[keen parrot]

wait fr

[peak plank]

@grim edge is V actually at a higher grade than you 💀

[keen parrot]

you lied V

[glossy radish]

yeah, this is a newer account

[peak plank]

I'm actually down for it, then we can see if you can access frenemy chat

[glossy radish]

ugh i have to explain. @olive sonnet is my other account

[keen parrot]

i think unity is a year older

[glossy radish]

but i lost complete access, so this is my new account

[peak plank]

V has 50k messages on an account she lost

[glossy radish]

33

[keen parrot]

okay, i think you need 100k on one account though not sure

[peak plank]

Unity is 13/14

[glossy radish]

nope. anitta said it’s alright

[keen parrot]

oh well that's to be expected

he acts a few years younger even 😭

[peak plank]

Lemmie see how many messages so have combined with my previous account

[glossy radish]

oke

[peak plank]

Ok I'm at 75k messages total

Though tbh I like purple better

[grim edge]

1 minute bullet is no skill. All you have to do is to play fast enough so your opponent runs out of time

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[peak plank]

It fits my pfp

[keen parrot]

im almost on 25k

[grim edge]

Wait how many messages am I at?

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[compact mantle]

How u know how many messages u got

[glossy radish]

my sister keeps fking messing with my guitar i’m gonna beat her up

[compact mantle]

Yes

[keen parrot]

W

[tame elbow]

damn what stuff do you play?

[keen parrot]

i wish i could still beat up my brother but he is more fit than me

[glossy radish]

nothing i main piano and violin

i strum chords that’s it

[peak plank]

I also do that wtf

[tame elbow]

Damn ;+; I only know a bit of guitar

[keen parrot]

omg twinsies

[peak plank]

Worse thing

[tame elbow]

You're fine with bar chords?

[peak plank]

Tbf both me and V are Asian ig

[compact mantle]

That explains a lot

[keen parrot]

asian americans go brr

[peak plank]

Unfortunately it actually does

[grim edge]

Chess cords vs music Chords

[compact mantle]

Wait YAO MING IS YOUR BROTHER??

[peak plank]

G major

[tame elbow]

A minor

[glossy radish]

who?

[glossy radish]

wdym?

[compact mantle]

The biggest asian guy out there

[glossy radish]

ooh really? what else?

[nocturne elk]

Some random really tall dude

[keen parrot]

i want to make a joke about a certain discord user so hard

[tame elbow]

Ya able to play bar chords?

[glossy radish]

what’re bar chords.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Rapid: 1589 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[tame elbow]

Like barred chords?

[glossy radish]

i’ve never heard that before

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abishai Gollapalli (mayorc2004)

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Rapid: 252 (451 peak)
Blitz: 125
Bullet: 247

[tame elbow]

You have to bar the all of the strings with one finger

[glossy radish]

OHH LIKE THE THE THE CAPO THING

[keen parrot]

the the the

[tame elbow]

Yes but with your finger and not the capo

[glossy radish]

i never really tried. my hands are too small

[tame elbow]

👀

[glossy radish]

the fluff

[peak plank]

Idk ._.

[undone lodge]

Esus4

[peak plank]

V is actually decent at life and I'm borderline jealous

[tame elbow]

Try this

[glossy radish]

bummer. lemme hear you play some songs

[glossy radish]

damn it time to get up and out of bed. sigh

[peak plank]

No

[glossy radish]

also is that f

[keen parrot]

so was i at 12

[undone lodge]

called a barre chord

[glossy radish]

f major or b

[tame elbow]

It is

F major

[glossy radish]

SEE IM SMART

[tame elbow]

Big brain

Do you play lead stuff?

[peak plank]

Good job

[tame elbow]

Medlodies and all?

[peak plank]

Ok bye chat

[glossy radish]

nope

[keen parrot]

nah, you're lucky

[glossy radish]

i’ve tried finger style

[glossy radish]

bye pixie

[tame elbow]

I once had 96.6% accuracy against a 2k ;+;

[tame elbow]

What kind of guitar do you have?

[glossy radish]

i can play it but it sounds very muted. i do the simplified version

[undone lodge]

boot up next game and become soup squid

[glossy radish]

rn only acoustic

[keen parrot]

i just made my sister say the nword with the salt and vi- trick

[glossy radish]

i gave the electric to my uncle

[keen parrot]

[tame elbow]

It's muted because you can't bar the strings properly. The simple f works too until you've started playing these

[glossy radish]

you’re horrible

[tame elbow]

Same

[undone lodge]

but why

[glossy radish]

also my nails are a bit too long for this

[keen parrot]

real

[tame elbow]

Is it the Spanish acoustic or the normal one with steel strings?

[keen parrot]

ikr

[glossy radish]

steel

[keen parrot]

my girlfriend said the nword for a month of premium 🔥

[glossy radish]

i would too

[keen parrot]

yeah but aren't you black

[glossy radish]

eh?

[undone lodge]

i too would say it for like 100$

[glossy radish]

huh

[glossy radish]

money is money

[keen parrot]

expensive

but i would too ngl

[undone lodge]

i forgot the cost of premium idk

[glossy radish]

20?

[keen parrot]

like 8 bucks 💀

[tame elbow]

That hurts like hellll

[keen parrot]

but adjusted for purchasing power that was like 40 for her

[undone lodge]

wtf did this chat become

[undone lodge]

I scrape my finger skin too on steel strings

[glossy radish]

not at all

[tame elbow]

The basic nitro is so shit

[undone lodge]

can't play without nylon strings

[keen parrot]

i like the emojis, everything else kinda useless

[tame elbow]

When I play without a pick on a steel string, my fingers get cut easily

[tame elbow]

true

[keen parrot]

i wasnt the one who gifted her that one, i did give her a month of premium before that so she can change her username

[tame elbow]

I haven't played nylon yet but it definitely is better than this

[glossy radish]

you’re just not used to it then. build up those (i forgot what they’re called starts with a c)

[undone lodge]

hard to do bends but similar feel

[glossy radish]

calluses!!

[undone lodge]

and dosent hurt

[tame elbow]

Damn I have no clue

[keen parrot]

if i give her too much she will get comfortbale

[undone lodge]

fun!!!!!!

[tame elbow]

Played this a few months ago

[undone lodge]

what 6 years of piano does to a mf's fingertips

and guitar on the side

[tame elbow]

THE VIDEO ISN'T SENDING

[undone lodge]

at a certain level it becomes demanding too

[tame elbow]

Damn , understandable

[keen parrot]

why the 😔

waking up today was bliss ngl

[undone lodge]

lots of repeated use does much the same I find

[tame elbow]

@undone lodge @glossy radish

thank you!

[keen parrot]

polyphia 🔥

[undone lodge]

I can't hear too much but sounds great

[keen parrot]

yes

[glossy radish]

i am NOWHERE near that level

[tame elbow]

yes

[tame elbow]

I'm just a beginner, it took me quite some time playing that

I believe I could improve it a lot

[undone lodge]

I play much more piano but idk insert biological reason that I too have some callouses without your conditions

[tame elbow]

I'm planning to get one before the new year

I'll check it put

Out*

There's a fast run at the end of it's riff. can't play that;+;

[undone lodge]

always slow down

[glossy radish]

yeah but you sound so cool

[tame elbow]

haha , thank you if you think so

Damn

[grim edge]

hellllllo chat

im lost rn

[keen parrot]

hi whismy

ask for directions

[tame elbow]

That is a riff from a song called " playing god " . It's from polyphia

https://youtu.be/DSBBEDAGOTc?si=jT2LV_vKXr88u6o6
@grim edge
The first few seconds in this

This is crazy tho, played way better

Dynamic, I would say

Ooooh

Interesting , what guitar would you recommend as first electric one?

[grim edge]

nah

[tame elbow]

Not much. I would say , under 250$

$250*

[glossy radish]

meow

[tame elbow]

The fender squier series?

[tame elbow]

What can you play in fingerstyle?

Yes that might be good

I learned this last year

When I was learning bar chords

helped me a lot in learning them

@glossy radish you could maybe try playing this riff if you want to start learning the bar chords like f major

[teal jungle]

ohio chess stats

[fiery beacon]

I love the cheaper Ibanez guitars

[tame elbow]

Recommend something

[fiery beacon]

Which is about 200-250

[teal jungle]

puzzles r like +1000 normal ratings

[fiery beacon]

The one I have is a 7 string but I don’t assume you want that?

[tame elbow]

1200 is so tough god

[tame elbow]

I don't mind checking it out

[teal jungle]

God maxxed out my stats on tactics apparently

[tame elbow]

I'm 1600 tactics lol

[teal jungle]

I will grind for 3000 tmr

I can become the first 1200 to get 3000 (possibly)

[hard perch]

[tame elbow]

I'll make sure of that. I'll checkout this boss katana amp

I've heard about it

[tame elbow]

Hello

[fiery beacon]

If you want a 7 string guitar (mostly if you’re playing heavier music) then the one I have is a Gio Gr7221m 7 string but if you want a regular 6 string go with the GRGR120EX

[static ridge]

ah

[fiery beacon]

You can just get a 100 or so dollar audio interface and use plugins if you have a laptop and it sounds as good or better than any amp for much less cost

[static ridge]

in bullet

[grim edge]

Hmm, is anyone following you the Grand Swiss

[tame elbow]

I'll have a look at both

[teal jungle]

in puzzles

[static ridge]

...

[teal jungle]

bullet im like 1000 or smth i forgor

[fiery beacon]

Speakers exist

[tame elbow]

Unfortunately I don't own a laptop or a pc

[fiery beacon]

Nvm then

[tame elbow]

My friend does that

[tame elbow]

I watch the games, not all tho

[static ridge]

ur not 1200 in puzzles though

[tame elbow]

How do you even play the kid

[fiery beacon]

Fair enough. that strategy is better for me and my needs but it’s not for everyone

[static ridge]

wdym how do i play the KID just do 1. d4 nf6 2. c4 g6

[tame elbow]

Not that

[static ridge]

wdym then

[tame elbow]

The middlegame is very tough to play

[teal jungle]

im 2900 in puzzles ye

[pallid plinth]

Dang I just did a 30 move game with 94 acc and a brilliant

[tame elbow]

Atleast for me, in the kid I get destroyed

[grim edge]

Me too, I just watch the interesting games.

[fallen valley]

Simply play the saxophone instead

[static ridge]

I just like it I take a lot of courses on the KID though

[fiery beacon]

But I am the self proclaimed guitar king

[fallen valley]

Saxophone 🎷🎷🎷

[tame elbow]

It's fun haha, who's at the top now? Is it vidit?

[tame elbow]

Damn it got you to 1140?

[teal jungle]

KIA looks very gud

KID looks kinda painful

[fallen valley]

CAN'T HEAR YOU, LISTENING TO "MOANIN'" BY THE MINGUS BIG BAND

[static ridge]

u don't have to bullly....

[teal jungle]

so many variations to learn and weird middle game stuff

[grim edge]

Nope, Naka i think. I hope Vincent K. gets a place

[static ridge]

im. just bad at chess like chill

[tame elbow]

No no, I'm appreciating you

[fiery beacon]

I am the self proclaimed guitar king of the gods

I am the guitar zeus

[tame elbow]

You'll definitely get better as you play

[static ridge]

oh ur literally 1500 rated

[static ridge]

ye i just started in august at 400 elo

[tame elbow]

It doesn't matter

[fiery beacon]

And what is that

[tame elbow]

Oh! I started in march

[fiery beacon]

Does it involve murder

[static ridge]

its been about 2 months only gained 750 elo im a disappointment

[fiery beacon]

Oh I don’t have the funds to destroy my guitar in combat

[tame elbow]

It's been 7 months for me , only 1500 so far.

[fiery beacon]

Im not comfortable using it as a weapon

[static ridge]

see ur actually good

[tame elbow]

Vincent did amazing some time ago against magnus. Nakamura is a great player smh always gets the place

[static ridge]

although I have been on a streak right now. not in a row, just like a bunch of win and a few loss. Went from 970 to 1140 in past week and half

[tame elbow]

It's an okay progress

[fiery beacon]

What kind of music do you usually play?

[tame elbow]

I was 1600+ peak , I've been falling down and below this week. 1400 something currently

[pallid plinth]

Queens gambit is so fun!!!!

[grim edge]

Yes and yes. Both correct 🙂

[keen parrot]

how is chat doing

[tame elbow]

IT'S VERY FUN

[covert cosmos]

I GOT THE MARIO BROS WONDER GAME

[static ridge]

I do that sometimes but rn imvery near my peak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)

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Name: Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 489 (1361 peak)
Blitz: 1140 (1144 peak)
Bullet: 962 (1266 peak)

[pallid plinth]

I just got a 94 acc and a brilliant play it to

Playing

[static ridge]

1144 peak

[fiery beacon]

How good are you at your instrument (I’m deciding whether I want to participate in this)

[tame elbow]

hahaa. When did you start playing?

[fiery beacon]

Oh sure

[grim edge]

[tame elbow]

Very cool. I only play d4 , can confirm it's fun

[pallid plinth]

Yea I only play d4 but I usually play london

[tame elbow]

1200 soon sir!

[grim edge]

When I was 11, I took a break and is now active again

[static ridge]

ya thanks

[fiery beacon]

Dm it to me

[tame elbow]

Damn , how's online chess for you

[tame elbow]

✅✅✅

[static ridge]

good luck getting back to 1600

[tame elbow]

Teach me chess and guitar when?

[fiery beacon]

Well I have more strings than you so I automatically win boom easy

[tame elbow]

I will get back to 1600 for sure. Might take some time haha but I will. Aiming for 1700 before new year

[grim edge]

Works pretty well as long as I don't get flacked. But OTB Chess is my favorite

[static ridge]

nice! my aim is 1250 by end of year

[tame elbow]

Getting flagged is terrible lol. I guess otb is very fun for sure

[tame elbow]

What do you play with black?

[static ridge]

KID/ pirc

sometimes ill play e5 but not a lot

[tame elbow]

London got me to 1200

[static ridge]

i never play london i just dont like it

[tame elbow]

🤡 yessir

[pallid plinth]

Got me to 1400 lol but sometimes I play super aggressive with it

[static ridge]

but pigs already fly so you will teach him todday

[grim edge]

that's right, I'm sorry my English is bad

[tame elbow]

It's fun haha. The same
Setup can be boring at times too

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[tame elbow]

Your English is fine , chill

[static ridge]

she's in an airplane rn 💀

[tame elbow]

OwO

[pallid plinth]

Check out this #chess game: thrasher7230 vs niquelaos - https://www.chess.com/live/game/92875294511

[worn ice]

thrasher7230 (1092) vs. niquelaos (1065)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Bg5 [h6] 6. Bh4 Be7 7. e3 O-O 8. Ne5 c5 9. Bd3 dxc4 10. Bxc4 cxd4 11. exd4 Nbd7 12. O-O Nxe5 13. dxe5 Nd5 14. Bxe7 Nxe7 15. Qg4 Ng6 16. Qg3 Qc7 17. Bb3 Qxe5 18. Qxe5 Nxe5 19. Rad1 b6 20. Rfe1 Ng4 21. Nb5 Ba6 22. Nc7 Rac8 23. Nxa6 Rfd8 24. Rxd8+ Rxd8 25. Nc7 Rd2 26. Nxe6 fxe6 27. Bxe6+ Kh7 28. Bxg4 Rxb2 29. Bf5+ Kg8 30. Bg6 

[grim edge]

Thx. Im blush. 😊

[static ridge]

yea ur english is gooder compared mine

[shy pike]

skull

[hollow ember]

Controlled Access highways

[tame elbow]

Send me sometime

[hollow ember]

Controlled Access highways

[tame elbow]

Very nice ✅✅ blush more

[hollow ember]

Do you like Controlled Access highways

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[static ridge]

y'all I'm gonna go watch the immortal game for like the 90th time

[tame elbow]

Could you give context

[hollow ember]

Do you like Controlled Access highways

[static ridge]

its just so insane

[shy pike]

meow

[static ridge]

i love CAH

[hollow ember]

well search up : Controlled Access highways

[hollow ember]

Controlled Access highways

[static ridge]

i get it

[tame elbow]

Never been on one

[hollow ember]

i fricking love Controlled Access highways

[tame elbow]

Looks cool tho

[grim edge]

Really, can I ask where you're from?

[static ridge]

taiwan

[hollow ember]

we all love Controlled Access highways

[grim edge]

xD

[static ridge]

profile picture to look at can tell

[hollow ember]

alr goodbye chat i gotta focus my life on Controlled Access highways

[tame elbow]

Haha

[grim edge]

Ah, nice. Im from Germany. Nice to meet you ✌️

[tame elbow]

very naice

[static ridge]

nice to meet you

[hollow ember]

Controlled Access highways

[tame elbow]

Indeed , control access highways

[static ridge]

wow

[hollow ember]

CONTROLLED ACCESS HIGHWAYS

[static ridge]

controlled access highways!!!

[tame elbow]

YUHH

[static ridge]

YUHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

[static ridge]

what is this

[tame elbow]

This emoji looks scary enough

[tame elbow]

Nice

[grim edge]

Really, but Halloween is already over?

Anyone excited for christmas or thanksgiving?

[tame elbow]

Awh, very unfortunate. Would definitely get scared if you sent me this on Halloween

[covert cosmos]

i already ate half my halloween candy

[tame elbow]

We don't celebrate it here ;+; much. But definitely excited to give gifts on Christmas to my sister

[grim edge]

Wdym by here?

[grim edge]

Okay good to know. noted

[tame elbow]

India

[grim edge]

Ah

[tame elbow]

Planning for next Halloween? ✅

[grim edge]

Christians in India celebrate christmas

[tame elbow]

True

I'm not one

People get dressed up as santa in the malls and shopping centres too

[grim edge]

When are you going to change your name?

[covert cosmos]

wdym

[grim edge]

last time it was happy spooktober

[grim edge]

Nope, it's not celebrated big in Germany

what is it this time?

[covert cosmos]

kirby cake

[tame elbow]

Unfortunate. Pretty much the same for me

[grim edge]

What will it be in december?

[tame elbow]

I have Diwali coming up soon. ( major festival here )

Excited for it for sure

[dreamy siren]

You're way to high rated to be caring about brilliants as if they're meaningful. Come on! You know better!

[grim edge]

I understand

[grim edge]

Bro why are you not asleep?

[tame elbow]

I didn't feel sleepy today. it's quite late

Maybe I should sleep

[pallid plinth]

Stfu loser

[grim edge]

140 elo pro

[pallid plinth]

I'm only 1400 dam

[tame elbow]

Brilliants are very epic

[pallid plinth]

Ik

[tame elbow]

sexy moves

[pallid plinth]

And I was more impressed on my acc idiot

[dreamy siren]

Says the person who has source of happiness from a dumb and flawed algorithm setup as a marketing gimmick

[covert cosmos]

says the person getting angry over a little blue icon

[fluid kraken]

OHHHHHHHHH

[pallid plinth]

? Says the one going threw my whole game then saying ur to high rated to care about brilliants

[tame elbow]

It just gives people motivation and makes them feel good. Well some of the brilliants shouldn't be brilliants because they're just fancy trades but overall it's fine I guess

But the real ones are the ones to be proud of . Atleast for me

[dreamy siren]

Cause it's used to deceitfully emotionally manipulate people and its messed up

[pallid plinth]

Like bro I wasn't even impressed with the brilliant I made i was more impressed I got 94 accuracy

[tame elbow]

It's not so deep , chill out put guy

[covert cosmos]

keep talking

[fluid kraken]

I mean I don’t really care about brilliant moves I just care about crapping on opponents

[dreamy siren]

No one's source of motivation should involve them getting deceived. Also there's other ways to play brilliant chess than sacrifices in reality like positional chess, solid chess etc. So it's not fair to the fun of people with those playing tendencies

[fluid kraken]

wait didn’t you quit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Rapid: 1602 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[grim edge]

Kirbs'

[dreamy siren]

Cause caring about brilliants is such a ridiculously illogical thing to do and it has corrupted the chess youth deceiving them into caring about something completely meaningless.

[tame elbow]

It's not only source of motivation. I believe there's nothing wrong if you feel good over a piece sacrifice you made and it actually works out. Ofcourse positional chess and all is really cool too but I think my point still stays the same

[covert cosmos]

its a red brilliant

[dreamy siren]

It's that people feel good with the false understanding that the word brilliant is an accurate adjective to describe it when it's not that's the problem.

[tame elbow]

It's just a word that a website uses for creative sacrifices

[full path]

Greek gift

[tame elbow]

Nothing to get so mad over

[full path]

no idea if this is working https://www.chess.com/game/live/92877125293\

[viral epoch]

Brilliant moves are scams

[full path]

somebody watch

[covert cosmos]

people get rewarded for good moves. thats it.

[tame elbow]

I've already said stuff on it , go read it above you want