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Oh yeah let me cheat till im 14 and then never cheat again, Oh no I lost 500 elo
if you cheat online you should get missile striked
on a new account, to see if i could get le high rating
hi what’s happening
i got to 2400 rapid and then ban hammered
wasnt on chess.com though 😏
flex the rating on the girls yk
licheese
Ban
if you cheat online, chess.com should murder you
The fact that this actually has a name is funny
h5 actually looks like a logical move
gang I meant this MIGHT be the reason 😭
nice of you to assume I actually talk to females
no need to impress women 
It's not great, but even funnier is that after 3. h4 the top engine move is a5
a5 is troll
he sandbagged on an alt quit bitching
The cheater in question
Unless white knows 3. Nf3, where it's like +0.9
how the hell did i put 🌞 over 😎
Ewwwww light theme
Very comfortable position for white
dark theme doesnt work for me ionno
WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT
IT DOESNT FKING WORK
What how?
LIGHT THEME RAR,gbKH
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Who's cheating?
Stockfish 14.1 NNUE at depth 35
maybe if cc community actually put some efforts into user experience then we wouldnt be having this
after h5
Ohhh
Damn thats weird change the search engine
its already set to google
def not 0.9, closer to 0.5
Anyways can I send videos here or is it not allowed?
and as for the browser I am not switching from brave
Use bing professionals choice 😁
h4 is about equal but Nf3 seems a bit tough for black idk
I would rather jump off the roof 3 times
but you probably have some use for h5 later, not the end of the world
Lol
internet explorer is better than that shit
I only use it for downloading google
i guess if black has played it more often and is more comfortable it can be tricky
firefox doesnt have inbuilt tor
I've played those structures enough, I'm not scared of them at all
Then maybe play on computer or a tab that can help
just get tor on the side, also why do you need that... 
it doesn't have an integrated crypto miner either
Ye
😏 stuff
yk
h5 Nf3 e4 Nh4 be7 Nf5 looks wacky af
He have fide? Then maybe I don't know
he is NM, one of the strongest active players
What kind of stuff?

But okay good night for now see you
gn mohit
If you pay me 100$ an hour for chess I will get vip
im on a win streak finally
is it normal to lose ur chess skills after months of not playing? 😭
stuffie stuff stuff
I was 1800 ish but now i play at 1200 level no joke
darn
Beaten an IM in bullet and a WGM in blitz so Im happy asf
2200 fide translates to how much cc
how come i lost 90 percent of my skills :(
2450is
depends if they can play fast
depends on how good you are at blitz, there is no 1:1 conversion
Ish*
g3
most would be around 2400-2500 indeed, but some could be 2800 and some could be 2200
118
how lol
impressive
Omg u r back
he was using stockfish
ofc
I'm 13 elo
chess.com shouldnt discriminate against stockfish tho
the engine deserves, just like anyone else, a chance to play chess
it is an honor to go against stockfish
garry kasparov typa opinions
it has an account
there should be an egm = engine gm
Hi mom
Me explaining how I shouldn’t get banned for cheating
have fun
XD
jus give the user bruh
idk
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||Rxf5?||
Nxg4 trust
nice move
Hello
brilliant is dum anyway
hi
this is normal
no >:(
How do they determine the winner in the Swiss if and when many players are even at first place?
2100 lichess
🌝
Yeah I’m lucky, bc usually board 8 has a 1900
So I expected to play a 1900
Surprisingly they both play the london tho😂
i hate puzzles 
I mean if you join a club you can
yeah we have a similar league system, beat a 2050 a few weeks ago
im 2100 chesskid
im coming off a tough U20 tournament where i lost 25 fide tho
goodnight chatters
gn tord
gn turd
this is hopefully the end of tord
amen
😱
What is the si unit of solid angle
Ahh okay
25 is not a lot, is your k factor high?
K20
That’s pretty high still
25 is quite a lot, beating someone similar rating to me gives me only 8
I got like k25
was supposed to play another tournament this weekend but didnt play due to mental issues
I mean yeah that’s how it should be right?
Unfortunate that
yeah, im better now though
I’m sorry 😞
You reckon you could be FM by jan 2025?
maybe, i would need to play a lot but def not impossible
my goal is CM by that time though
Nice
whats your fide atm?
1895
250 in a year is tough, gl
I’m playing a tournament in december
im playing at least one, maybe 2
Against 2200 avg rating probably
oof gl
yeah i have one between christmas and new year
I'm gonna play like 3 or 4 near the end of this month into next and then again at the end of December maybe into January
its the only tournament all year thats actually close to me
I need my shity women title sob
Damn that’s a lot of chess
Hey
i need to get CM before lucy gets WCM ong
WNM not WCM
i realizing chesscom doing lots of collabs since new owner or is it me
I’m playing club competition monthly, which is fide rated too
oh
It's simply gotten more popular but yea, first clash now this
So that’s 5 games
What's next? Green pond fortnite skin?
duo memes.
bew bew bew
This one was also fide rated
clash of clans
either collab with the chess...org
my team is dog
🤣🤣
Mine is too
I came in as a replacement for the main team
My team I usually play in lost 6-2 today
I wanna be on the u18 female Canadian chess Olympic team which isn't an extremely difficult task
😬😬
we have: a washed FM thats around 2000 strength, a 1700 that usually overperforms, a few 1500s that are just meh and a few unrated ppl who actually get a win or two sometimes
and me
You’re captain?
bro plays clash of clans🤓
im board 1, idk who the captain is but doesnt really matter
no i dont
most other teams just have consistent 1900-2100 players on the boards
get rekt
Captain is the guy who organizes who plays on which board
That’s rough lmao
i mean the order is basically agreed on
you do🤓
Ah I get to pick who goes where in certain teams
no i dont
I’m captain of 2 teams😎
aint to way bro plays clash of clans🤓 🤓 🤓
i do not
yea we only have one team, sometimes we dont even have 8 people to fill a team on away games 😭
bro plays clash of clans🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
anyone tryna help me beat a friend cus my low iq wont do it
we used to have another 2200 fide who was board 1 and my brother who is around 1700, but they quit w
Hello chess people
We have a 2250FM as our best player
bro what🤓
Or well, the team where I played in today is
wtf
<@&745328830649991179>
why
what did i do now
lazy low effort
j
<@&745328830649991179>
🤓
My usual team we also have a 2000, two 1900’s an 1800, an underrated 1600 and some 1500 level players
If i get banned by this troll that has nerded me x5
I am one of the 1900 players
We actually have a third 1900/2000+ player, but he’s taken a break for now
bro lives in europe and plays clash of clans on his ipad🤓 🤓
No i do not
i mentioned it because in case
now stfu
To be exact, you used the nerd emoji x13 not funny
Bros name is raC🤓 🤓 🤓
<@&745328830649991179>

hi anitta
hey im working production dont die of hypothermia pls talk to yall later pls behave dude has been timed out
❤️
You can mute me too for posting this, anitta, i'll just wait for it

Chess.com is full of cheaters, I wish I can meet them face to face so I can rearrange their ....
hi anitta
good luck 
idk how hard uscf is
Anitta is an Indian name?no
i estimate my strength to be 2250ish, i dont play enough to be able to climb that much
Let's play fortnite girlllll

Oh hello Anitta admin gril
so I'm allowed to die in other ways?
Mine is 4
what opening should i study for no reason at all rn
kings gambit, quaade
queen gambit
already done. boring
kg too risky for me
Duras Gambit
alapin sicilian
i am semi active
sicily too complicated in some ways. i’ll try it
gambit?? 👀
its a great antidote for white
are accidents on carpet common?
Black or White?
Jejen. E s. Ss. S snsnnieiejejneme
D.. Dd
. D. S. S.. Z.
. Zz
dont knows both
yes, that's why a technique called carpetless got found for mario64 speedrun
my homework is right oml
i played the sicilian back then. pixie said i sucked at it so i stopped
Which Sicilian
eh play what you like
i did suck though 
not an opening issue
sicilian as black is tough if you arent willing to learn theory
You do tho
people don't know the plans against it at 1k
i’m aware.
you don’t need to constantly remind me. it’s annoying and hurtful in some ways
hi cel
Sicilian is hard to play
hello
thoughts?
swedish energy drink with muscular man
no opinion
is it offensive if I say that language looks like Hungarian
probably bad as every other energy drink but oké
actually its pretty good, no sugar and other BS
decent alternative to coffee
White to play, find the move
Bf5 probably
ok?
That’s how you know you’re a bullet player
With the, probably😂
wait naka beat fabi?
yep
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1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nf3 g6 4. e3 Bg7 5. c3 O-O 6. Bd3 Nc6 7. Nbd2 Bg4 8. Qc2 Bxf3 9. Nxf3 e6 10. O-O-O a6 11. h4 Nh5 12. g4 Nxf4 13. exf4 f5 14. g5 h6 15. Rde1 h5 16. Rxe6 Kh7 17. Rhe1 b5 18. Rxc6 Re8 19. Rxe8 Qxe8 20. Rxc7 Qd8 21. Rc5 Bf8 22. Rc6 Be7 23. Ne5 Bd6 24. Bxf5 gxf5 25. Qxf5+ Kg7 26. Qg6+ Kf8 27. Qf7#
redbull gives you wiiiings
professional chess player loses to professional streamer
like very low
baby shark ?
i wish
Bishop f5?
Yep

what's good everyone
cats
Idk it's 12:22 am for me and I'm here looking for aot final ep 
fair
Just searched in yt it's already released
you know, I like chess but the stream announcements pings have been driving me crazy and I don't know how to turn them off
Do /announcements
And remove ur roles
oh cool
meow
where can you get the role colour
mrrp
not stupid
yeah i figured
Wait nvm I'm late
only by a bit tho
yea
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 Nxe4 8. d5 Ne7 9. Qd4 Nf6 10. a3 Ba5 11. Bg5 Bb6 12. Qc3 d6 13. Bxf6 gxf6 14. Qxf6 Rg8 15. Nc3 Bg4 16. Ng5 Bh5 17. Re1 a6 18. Nce4 Qd7 19. Qh6 O-O-O 20. Qxh5 Qf5 21. Qh3
another krakow win 💪
:3
I had a dream last night about a cat/human prison very odd…😶
what's ur fide btw 
about 2100
where is the bot commands channel
Dem 💀 it's alot tbh
Play more tournamenta you might get a title
thats the plan
Lets go
Good luck!!!

anyone want to play me in a game of unrated chess
wait
can I tell you guys a funny story
i'll do it anyway lol
no

so yesterday night I watched the FNAF movie with my friends. I had a lot of coca cola and snacks and when I got back it was like 10pm
And so I decided to do some chess puzzles.
That was when I jumped from 1500 to 1779 in puzzle rating because I solved 11 puzzles in a row! lol
no
delete this
why
I don't know
anyways where’s vimun
but fortnite has had the peak of 6 million players online at the same time yesterday
playing chess
i'm not deleting a body of semi-interesting text that took me 3 minutes to write
do you miss me or something 😭
Hi guys
no. i was just gonna say something about the alapin but i forgot
who are you
Kids these days
man can you apply an unban appeal to get me unbanned on chess academy
I wish I was 700 elo
Bruh
RAHHHHH
I am banned for racism
Why r u there
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1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 dxc4 5. e4 Bb4 6. Bg5 c5 7. a3 Bxc3+ 8. bxc3 Qa5 9. Qc2 Nxe4 10. Rc1 Nxg5 11. Nxg5 cxd4 12. Bxc4 Qxg5 13. O-O O-O 14. Qe2 Nc6 15. cxd4 Nxd4 16. Qd3 Rd8 17. g3 Qf6 18. Rfd1 Nf3+
why not
I’m stuck at 800 Elo I used to be 1300
U playing osu?
Would you rather castle kingside or queenside here 🤔
ye was gonna
elo is supposed to match you into your skill level, So, no offense, skill issue
took a chess break but now im barack
How bruh
Why so?
I love osu
osu do be pretty chill
Actually no
Mashu
Oh nvm
Kingside is +0.8 Queenside is +0.7
opponents pieces are pointing towards queenside which means its weak, and your kingside is stronger cuz 1) all the pieces are towards king's side except rook on a1 2)your pawn structure favours king side
ay
yes cuz its just an advantage of position
I cant use /disconnect, when I use it it doesn't do shit
I was thinking queenside because the rooks would meet and I can start a kingside attack against the Fianchetto
That’s what I was thinking at first but then I saw the bishop
My pieces point towards the kingside so castling that way would nullify my attack
black will attack you faster prob ionno I am just 1400
The dark squared one or the light squared one
This is double egded
with king side black loses the chances of attacking youy before you attack him
but with queen side you both get equal chances
i've spent 600 hours of playing chess on the last 10 months...
yo anyone help :(.
That’s even better
Real
Attacking the Fianchetto would destroy the pawn structure
And also make the bishop a lot less effective
Yeah
how do you plan on attacking the fianchetto
When you attack a Fianchetto always push the a/h pawn
Hi V 
what's the en passant notation
In this case, pushing the H and G pawns would be very effective
“e.p” but not a lot of people use it
h4 Nh5
Attacks your bishop and stops the pawn
idk imo kingside castle is better
if I go principles
but personally queenside then attack kingside isnt that bad either
Play g4 then
Yea that’s what I did
Kingside is also more passive
thank you for sending this
np lmao
find the best move for white (pretty easy)
bxe5
SURRENDER
nah
That sounded like something that cometreo guy would say
resign
still one of the better moves
Nxe5 then?
coward
nxe5
ye nxe5
Rxc5
Is this a hikaru vs magnus game?
nah mine lmao
are you 200
no lol
Did I play well as a 800 elo
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Qf6 4. Nc3 a6 5. Bxc6 Qxc6 6. d3 Qg6 7. Nxe5 Qxg2 8. Qf3 Qxf3 9. Nxf3 h6 10. Bf4 d6 11. Nd5 Rb8 12. Nxc7+ Kd8 13. Nd5 Be6 14. O-O-O Bxd5 15. exd5 Be7 16. Rde1 Rc8 17. c4 Rc5 18. b4 Rc8 19. Nd4 Nf6 20. Nf5 Bf8 21. Bxd6 Kd7 22. Bxf8 Rcxf8 23. Re7+ Kd8 24. Rhe1 g6 25. Nd6 Ne8 26. Nxf7+ Rxf7 27. Rxf7 Nd6 28. Rf6 Kd7 29. Ree6 Ne8 30. Rxg6 Rf8 31. Rb6 Rf3 32. Rxb7+ Kc8 33. Rh7 Rxd3 34. Rh8 Kd8 35. Rgg8 Rc3+ 36. Kb2 Rxc4 37. Rxe8+ Kd7 38. Kb3 Rd4 39. Ra8 Kd6 40. Rxa6+ Ke5 41. Rhxh6 Rxd5 42. Rh5+ Kd4 43. Rxd5+ Kxd5 44. Ra8 Kd4 45. Rb8 Kd3 46. Rg8 Ke2 47. Rg3 Kxf2 48. h4 Kxg3 49. h5 Kg4 50. h6 Kg5 51. h7 Kg6 52. h8=Q Kf5 53. b5 Ke6 54. b6 Kd7 55. b7 Kc7 56. b8=Q+ Kc6 57. a4 Kc5 58. a5 Kd5 59. a6 Ke4 60. a7 Kd3 61. a8=Q Kd2 62. Qhc8 Kd3 63. Qd5+ Ke3 64. Qbe5+ Kf2 65. Qcf5+ Kg1 66. Qg3#
what's wrong with bxe5
fk stockfish smh
it's the same move
Omg my keyboard is buggin
no its different
Nxc5 is the best move
c5
E***
real
My keyboard
trolling lol
if you do bxe5 first you cant threat the rook and bishop so he isnt forced to take
unlike if you take with the knight first
i aint
its probs Nxe5
yea just take the pawn with the knight
I meant me
it is
it’s free
if he doesn't take there's nxg6 winning the rook
hello
if we take with the bishop we're threatening the bishop
he can run away with the king since its not threathening anything
i think nxe8
then he takes with pawn
theres nothing wrong with bxe5
bxe5 is eh
but still what yalls elo
what wrong with it
500

cool mine is 673
the reason why taking with the knight is better in short is because when you take with the knight its 1 knights vs 1 bishop and if you take with the bishop its knight pair against bishop pair and since its an open position the bishop pair is better (you have the knight pair in that situation)
are you titled?
what wrong
he's forced to take lol
umm titled no
dont talk to me peasants im 1525
well yeah but actually nuh uh
Lol
How
you're not rick astley lil bro
its about drive its about power
1525? you must be GM at least
so high omg, coach me daddy
what are you talking about
are you playing grand swiss?
yes i am indeed GM
i played tata steel ||weekend tournament|| when i was 11
what you mean you arguing because of a bio
if this is an argument then i'm george washington
Black
well you are 1000-1199
real
(he's 2k)
noobs im like 4k
after me
my rating is 4216
im 5k
My rating is gonna tank
why did you remove the iconic fobby bischer pfp
this is literally my pfp from the day i joined
noob 2.5/4
but still i don.t know what are you talking about nothing wrong with my bio
https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/850728015930982430 some1 come play me in 10m format
java sucks
Y'all I advanced in a new realm of chess I beat my father at chess 3 times in a row
oh mb bro
who wanna play chess
is he proud
It is the first time I have beat him at chess
he was holding back
Yes he said I advanced a lot
Nah
alr you have a good reason to brag
bro they censored saying n 3 times tf
does someone wanna play chess plsss
probably true
First game took 30m
d4 > e4
let's play unrated
ok
But in the third game he played Rb2 💀
.
Welp I'ma go back to doing pushups bye
hey guys what is your favorite chess piece mine personally is the queen and the rook
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the first guy looking like he sucking something
who wanna plaay?
sucking something invisible
why?
ok what your elo
the second guy looks like he is being sucked
elo??
umm chess elo
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what do u mean by that
stop sending invites
what is elo
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bro how do you not know
Need someone to rate a convo on a scale of 1-10 for me rq
no'n
u want my user?
need my user?
Meow
don't send the same link over and over again
The Elo rating system measures the relative strength of a player in some games, such as chess, compared to other players. Its creator, Arpad Elo, was a physics professor in the United States and a chess master who worked to improve the way the U.S. Chess Federation measured their players' skill levels.
Nvm, I blundered
.
bro just add me friend user: GarnachoBest
/ban
Btw what y'all think abt my new suit
are you going to get a job
No I am going to the church to preach
who wanna play
Wat do I do????
then why are you buying a suit smh
Cuz I enjoy wearing suit for any occasion
exactly
wasting money just to build a wall smh
Do I just ignore her for a few days so she don't get suspicious
bro no
you are 400
so?
the worst thing you can do is leave her on read
what are you talking abt
My wall
why did you not tell me
Replied w a heart emoji
I got rlly bad camera xD
where
i didnt know what is elo bro
bro DID NOT get the joke💀
dude you gotta give more context
I mean ignore her in real life to out suspicions
Insta
i did give him more context
Reacted *
real life?
is she your crush
cmon lets play
look
and wym suspicious
what did you react to, who is the person, what was the convo abt etc.
bfuh
😭
ok ok now lets play
touches pickle
man if you made the move you made the move, no turning back
if she rejects you then thats that
Here's what's going through my head rn. I reacted w a heart she gonna be like, damn dis N likes me. Sooooo
To cancel out the hear (+3 sus charge) I need a -3 sus charge so she don't suspect. This charge will be achieved by ignoring for8a few days
Didn't mean for that tho
did she reply or smth? dude you gotta give screenshots cause its so hard to figure out whats going on
About that..,
Gimme a minute then
That made me smile ngl
i have a thing to say about relationships being in a def not fictional one myself 
i think women like me more than men, but as a friend for some reason 
It's a catastrophe
??? it doesnt look like you made a move at all
Awh I’m sure that’s not true
it looks like a missclick lmaoo
Just make them not hate you
isiseoodff
also your msgs are way too long jesus
Ye, I was gonna un-react but then it would been weird
I’m a cat
meow meow
Ik
idk that heart seems a bit weirdly placed so idk what to recommend
i think that heart reaction was the move bro made
You should just message “hey”
Fc so my overthinking was correct
if she questions abt it you can tell her that one of your friends dared you to react with a heart to the prettiest girl in your DMs @final gust
i think that might work but idk
my advice is either spot on or way off
Or I go with the - 3 sus charge option?
Won’t work
if she asks about it then shoot your shot, dont back down
What do you guys think
if she ignores it then maybe pick a better spot to show your interest
among us gambit
egypt is baller
egypt
But just to clarify, I ain't imagining or overthinking right? This was a blunder?
its awkward, but def salvegable
i feel like you should try this
Hey wassup
unironically not the prettiest flag
Heyo!
Only due to political and historic reasoning, not the style of the flag
It's definitely Egypt
ewww lgbtq so weirdo
Saudi Arabia have the best flag but that country is dumb
thanks brother
She definitely won't question, she gonna pretend like nothing happened, but she'll know I know she knows. Which makes it more awkward
😭 😭 🍞 😭
The b in lgbt stands for bisexuality?
bro don't ignore her
are we talking about women?
yep, smack some sense into this bozo
give him some tips frfr
why
i’ll give him tips smh
Bullshit*
Cause it was a day timeout
Not necessarily ignore. Just pretend like I ain't that into her. To negate suspicions
6
as a woman, i don’t fking like being ignored. don’t ignore her
Or 7
act interested
ignoring a girl you are into is the dumbest thing you can do
It ain't like she needs or wants my attention in particular
Every women is different
it hurts
also feels like you’re uninterested
No
majority
wow thats so hot, also the woman is meh
bro what
God dang that’s a nice car!
0/10 cuz the women is blocking the view
So wat do u reckon I do to de-awkwardise the situation
2%? pff
People think acting all “masculine” ie treating her like crap is how you get her to like you
yeah its the dumbest shit ever
keep talking with her ig
Ye
and try the thing i said
What's happening is crazy
Fr but unfortunately a lot of people like to exclude
give it to her. she’s probably acting like she’s not into you 
smartest chess player
gg that was a good game
If I were to ignore my boss, he'd slap the shit out of me
Rate out of 10
@keen parrot but this
show her that you like her but don't be obsessed like don't be pet dog bro
yeah this
hey player i have a question what is your elo
show your interest, but dont act desperate
9 trillion
7 of 10 for me
its a fine line you have to walk
Way to early. I'm tryna make a solid friendship first
I beat magnus 50-0, he was easy
3000 rapid
and get friendzoned? rip
i am slighty better than magnus
Ye I'm clearly a genius
you reacted with a heart but now you want to slow down? bitch what
bro what is your username
knock some sense into this bozo i’m done 
Or a tight rope…
It was a Flippin mistake dawwg
In your head guys, calculate 9.9x10^9 
bro i cant, he is almost a lost cause
dude he IS a lot cause
you committed to showing a sign that you into her, dont deny or back down
a lost cause
also for the record, how old are you Brake?
false. she don’t like you doesn’t mean she won’t ever
bro you like her right
99 with a lot of zeros
d4 > e4
hey player what is your username
This is y a chess server is the best place for advice
Ns be giving the tough truth
Gud stuff
what’s ns
Ye
trust me nobody here is in a relationship
Nuts
i think its supposed to be 
except the old guys
huh
YOU REACTED WITH A HEART CONTINUE INTO IT BRO YOU ALREADY LIKE HER💀
Duh
you cant be older than 14
he already is
Chill out
Wish that was the case
greek gift is so satisfying
??
wouldnt be the first time and not the last
how old are you then
sup
fym chill out bro
hello
What did blud even do
how to get vip icon?
Bruv lower your tone
Aight whatever. Balls of steel type sht
@final gust don't listen to him
- d4 is better than 1. e4, since ||e4 is horrible and every other non-troll opening is better than it. Is just the solid opening with the highest win-rate||
doubt u would. really hard

@y'all
16
but how do you get it?
bro, you should know better when it comes to this stuff
u lower ur tone first buddy. i’m tryna give him advice u ain’t even doin shit
@final gust imagine telling a celebrity you like them but they don't know you
I'm not always this dumb. Trust me. Only online and when it Somes to romance
damn
It's smothered mate by archbishop
i believe mohit explained it once. let me find it
you have to AT LEAST have a good relationship with her first
like don't tell her out of the blue
yeah
why are you being so defensive over “chill out” like… and what a gatekeeping loser, can’t enter a convo because I’m not “doing anything” ur a clown
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thats true, she needs to know of your existence first
she think you are a creep
fym chill out bro i ain’t even do anything
shut ur yapper buddy. i was tryna give advice
@final gustlet her get to know you and you know her and then shoot your shot
whenever I come here at midnight millimetreo is always somehow fighting with someone
they’re pissing me off
bro really i think you taling about yourself
i mean they prob know each other cause they are talking in dms
why is it always you lmao
@final gust keep us posted on updates my man, good luck
idk i like arguing
bros doing it again, I said to chill out because you were repetitively and indirectly insulting the lad and refusing to answer what he did… read bruv, read.
argue with someone after 3 am in a club
vodka and fanta, rum and coke or ginger ale and whiskey
i’m reading buddy. i never insulted, i was stating an observation. if you’re so helpful you go into his dms and help him out
i don't mean like "they know each other's names" type of knowing each other I mean he has to tell her what he's interested in etc and vise versa
i love fanta
not surprised.
fanta and coke
i wasn’t even calling him anything shit
or the girl will think you are a weirdo
ginger ale and fanta
wonder if i can get my hands on some cheap whiskey tmrw
stop acting like you’re doing something
i just saw a guy had it i tought it was for premium, do you get a badge for that
for premium? yes, you do
Yo does anyone wanna play?
which one
but vip is different
28,56€/L
<@&1014888602464948235>
ok
THE REAL fried liver attack
lmfao
hhahaha
ight thanks
i wanna invite so i need a cheaper option 
Rating?
i'll do vodka from mercadona
Fobby bischer
prag
674
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vodka fanta?
yes
its gonna be someone who isnt even that recognized yet tbh
its pretty W when it comes to getting drunk, one of the few combos i have actually tried
free elo 
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i think i did a third of a bottle and filled the rest up with fanta
i had it like twice
last time on my bday
U prob dont even get elo
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what is this reverse wayward queen attack looking shit
someone help how do you go into board on mobile
lmao
as in self analysis?
Learn > Analysis > New Analysis
thanks duck
np
mobile is hard
if it were soft i'd be worried
O ok
no flipping comment
im funny innit
yessir
yay
what is that
what happened to the king ]
it died
damn he got turned into ashes
ough anyone ?
i guess chat is dead
ough
ough
nevermind
bruh i have 400 bullet ping
oughhh
oughhh~
ough
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and also ough
Hikaru won against Fabiano
hi igor
Wassup V
what place is Hikaru in?
vale is such a fun hero to play 😭 thank you so much igor for that
Hey 
I told you didn't I
yessir
Damn I havent played in a few days
now i’m trying helcurt
Been watching Tennis
tennis? you play or no?
I dont play just watch
Fr tennis so boring
Hell nah
such a fun sport. especially when i launch the goddamn ball out the field
hello
Its fun to play but not to watch
true
call me crazy but i think something didn't go quite right
how ur ml rank?
How to watch Tennis:
Find a player you'll support through everything
Watch every tournament they are in
Get mad when they lose
Celebrate when they win
i got up gm III teo star, then went down yo zero star, now back at two
nvm i’m at one star
unplayable
where u from
have someone ever used en passant
so much
its it scary move
More like en peasant
begone you korean sans
If you get discovered check by en passantable pawn it is checkmate
Apparently, everyone sees a different amount of colours in this image, how many do you see? I see 13
@grim edge ough
I think 7
16
19
I recounted, I see 18
21
if I include the same colour being continued after a line of different shade then 23
:3
i think you guys are counting colors where there are none



