💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

i’ll get my money up and you’ll all get nitro

[viscid jacinth]

alright someone start the hungry games

[gentle steppe]

Mb guys I am prone to timeouts so every word of mine is related to timeouts

[jagged tinsel]

I shall pray

[primal shore]

That's what I'm talking about

The Russian i paid did good.

[maiden helm]

i have a method to become a millionaire step 1: take out a loan step 2: go to casino step 3: put it all on red step 4: win step 5: repay the loan step 6: repeat.

[final gust]

Fr

[primal shore]

@lone zenith ilyt /p

[viscid jacinth]

I have been timeouted 11 times

[glossy radish]

could you check mine? i think my record is clean

[fallen valley]

They all say t:2000-03-24

[viscid jacinth]

Pretty impressive if you ask me

[gentle steppe]

Can I show u worse shit ?

[keen parrot]

my last timeout was 2 days ago

[keen parrot]

[final gust]

Damn, can't trust a person who's user name starts with U

[primal shore]

My last TO was in 2000? Damn

[glossy radish]

old mf

[fallen valley]

Yeah you're clean. You'd have a message from Albert otherwise

[gentle steppe]

I got 4 pages of notes that is more impressive like I don't think anybody has achieved that

[glossy radish]

nice

[viscid jacinth]

wdym by notes

[glossy radish]

0 warns let’s go

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

W

[glossy radish]

would you receive a message if you get timed out

[dawn yew]

I'm also 0 warned

[keen parrot]

yea

[fallen valley]

Yes, we have a command that has Albert send a warning

[glossy radish]

11 months here no warnings

[glossy radish]

thank u

[glossy radish]

i remmeber anitta accidentally locking me out once

[dawn yew]

1v1 me

[old ledge]

hi guys

[glossy radish]

no

[lone zenith]

hi

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

i just realized i have four warnings

[viscid jacinth]

how many do i have

[keen parrot]

i wish i could see my notes, bet there is some real quirky shit there

[gentle steppe]

I got 4 pages of those IMAGINE IT

[gentle steppe]

Dunno ask @fallen valley

[primal shore]

Remember when incho used to be fots

[keen parrot]

im on 5, 3 of them were pretty minor though

[grim edge]

NOT FOR NK 🔥

[grim edge]

i haven’t gotten a warning here either

[glossy radish]

frenemy?

[viscid jacinth]

frenemy

[grim edge]

all the bad shit i say goes to another server

[grim edge]

one of mine was threatening to kill and another was zip bombs

[primal shore]

No, fots

[glossy radish]

11 months here?

[old ledge]

okay

[viscid jacinth]

People died for it

[keen parrot]

actual zip bombs?

[primal shore]

He had fots for like 2 days then got taken away

[grim edge]

no 3 months

[maiden helm]

that never happened

[grim edge]

well uh. maybe

[keen parrot]

i had fots for like 10 seconds

[grim edge]

august 17

[maiden helm]

twas frenemy

[glossy radish]

he did? i didn’t see

[viscid jacinth]

I had fots for a month

[primal shore]

How would you know

[glossy radish]

11 months for me

[grim edge]

why’s it gone

vimun it was to ppl i thought wouldnt snitch 😭

[maiden helm]

i was watching from the shadows

[fallen valley]

3 mutes and 2 notes

[viscid jacinth]

what

[primal shore]

This was months and months and months ago

[maiden helm]

And i was watching from the shadows

[glossy radish]

wait incho’s here????

[viscid jacinth]

I have like 11 mutes tho

[keen parrot]

what about me 🥺

[fallen valley]

You have 3 mutes and 2 notes on your profile

[glossy radish]

@severe oxide come alive

[dawn yew]

1v1 me

[maiden helm]

@severe oxide get in here

[primal shore]

Yea, @maiden helm

[gentle steppe]

Look for @severe oxide

[glossy radish]

tahts not incho

[viscid jacinth]

hmm can i see notes

Or is it forbidden

[fallen valley]

You cannot

[viscid jacinth]

Alright

[hollow sierra]

Bro got that guitar tab rizz

[maiden helm]

I’m tording rn

[viscid jacinth]

2 notes is impressive

[dawn yew]

what is that lick

[gentle steppe]

It's actually pathetic

[viscid jacinth]

They must have wrote about how i am very handsome

[shy pike]

what song is this (too lazy to play it myself)

[hollow sierra]

Idk bruh I play bass

[viscid jacinth]

And very cool and charismatic and sigmal male skibidi ohio

[glossy radish]

turd

[dawn yew]

buddy holly lick lol

[fallen valley]

Smegma males

[gentle steppe]

Sewer mod

[hollow sierra]

Hi rhythm

[buoyant veldt]

how to remove my roles?

[keen parrot]

sugma males

[maiden helm]

Andrew Gate

Andrew Late

Andrew Ate

Andrew Mate

[gentle steppe]

Jezz gezos

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

How are ya

[glossy radish]

channel and roles

[hollow sierra]

Fine hbu

[viscid jacinth]

Aphra male

[dawn yew]

andrew skate

[viscid jacinth]

I am fine too

[torpid lintel]

What kind of roles? If you want to disconnect your account then here https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[maiden helm]

3:30am is gonna be good a time to be alive tbh

[buoyant veldt]

no the annoucements

[hollow sierra]

I ran out of conversation

[gentle steppe]

I've been warned so many times that @worn ice is my best friend

[glossy radish]

2 am is my favourite time of the day

[viscid jacinth]

Kinda swifty lmao

[grim edge]

@grim edge 🚬

[buoyant veldt]

id:customize

[maiden helm]

just gotta wait 4 hours and 19 minutes

[gentle steppe]

Check how many mutes i got

[fallen valley]

No

[glossy radish]

i’ll wait with ya

did u ask her out yet

[gentle steppe]

Rude

[maiden helm]

no 😔

[gentle steppe]

Report

[torpid lintel]

Use /announcements and choose there

[viscid jacinth]

hmmmmmmm they will leak my notes for sure one day

[hollow sierra]

They banned the word

Lol

[viscid jacinth]

how many notes las has

[dawn yew]

AY AY AY

[glossy radish]

[dawn yew]

Y'all say a non latin alphabet language

[maiden helm]

i was gonna then i procrastinated until it was too late

[viscid jacinth]

Procrastination

[viscid jacinth]

true

[grim edge]

russian

[viscid jacinth]

hindi ig

[maiden helm]

russia isn’t real

[dawn yew]

do you know russian

[grim edge]

no lol

[viscid jacinth]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[grim edge]

u asked for a non latian alphabe language and i provided one

[maiden helm]

bro think he russian

[dawn yew]

ok

[grim edge]

🚬

[hollow sierra]

грязное нижнее белье, куриный соус

[glossy radish]

disappointment.

[dawn yew]

russian isn't an alphabet, the alphabet is the cyrillic

[grim edge]

🚬

Bad

[grim edge]

u asked for a language not an alphabet

[dawn yew]

damn u right

[maiden helm]

Still next week though 🗣️🗣️

[hollow sierra]

অসমীয়া কলে হ'বনে?

[maiden helm]

why did the people get on the titanic like did they not see the movie lmaoooo

[glossy radish]

go get her

[dawn yew]

assamese bro wtf is that shit

[maiden helm]

i will try

[dawn yew]

who tf speaks that

[hollow sierra]

Look at those curves, English doesn't have those

[hollow sierra]

Assamese people of course

[full path]

Nah that shit was too boring

[hollow sierra]

You asked for a non latin alphabet I provided one

[dawn yew]

Cursive writing

[keen parrot]

F

[hollow sierra]

You'd be shocked to see Assamese cursive

[dawn yew]

i'm doing daily the next one will be that assamese, what's "hate" in assamese?

[tropic plaza]

Hi

[hollow sierra]

ঘৃণা

[maiden helm]

this is what we call L rizz

[hollow sierra]

Pronounced ghree-na

[keen parrot]

you'll get em next time

[dawn yew]

what

[hollow sierra]

বাদেই দে

[dawn yew]

Google translate having a hard time

does duolingo have assamese

no

[glossy radish]

beep bop

[dawn yew]

it's joe(Breaking bad ep 10 season 2)

[shy pike]

🐈

[hollow sierra]

You won't be learning or translating it unless you come to assam

[grim edge]

What is duolingo? Tell me?

[hollow sierra]

Luodingo

[dawn yew]

is it an asian country?

[hollow sierra]

No it's a state in India 💀

[raven dock]

its part of india

[grim edge]

Wait, what?

[raven dock]

india =/= asia ?

[dawn yew]

india is asian?

[hollow sierra]

He said country

[raven dock]

no bro, it is a state on mars

[hollow sierra]

Assam ≠ country

[raven dock]

oh you meant in that way.

[clever bay]

Yea

[dawn yew]

bro there's states with different languages my lord

[unborn sleet]

No Asia is just China

[clever bay]

Gabe alme wtf was that u sent be yesterday

That was so gross

[dawn yew]

SHHHHHHH

[raven dock]

yes yes, some have martian language, just like you said right now, india

[dawn yew]

You can't talk abt that here

[clever bay]

I thought u were a good gy

[hollow sierra]

India has over 200 languages and over 20000 dialects

[raven dock]

👏👏👏👏

[clever bay]

Guy*

[hollow sierra]

Good luck translating

[dawn yew]

I am, I just had that bc of some internet drama

[clever bay]

Explain

[dawn yew]

nuh uh

[clever bay]

Alright

[dawn yew]

it's joe(Breaking bad ep 10 season 2)

[clever bay]

Really?

That scene from bb?

[dawn yew]

wdym that scene

i'm talking abt the name of the episode

[clever bay]

What u talking abt bro

Ahh leave itt

[dawn yew]

my pfp is a cat pic tho so you can use that

[clever bay]

Dog

[dawn yew]

nuh uh

[clever bay]

Its a dog

[dawn yew]

are you assuming his race?

[clever bay]

Oh my bad its a penguin

[dawn yew]

he identifies as a cat

[clever bay]

Sorry

[dawn yew]

these ppl smh

[clever bay]

About that

[dawn yew]

about that?

I asked ai to make cute cats and it only made white cats

racism

[tight lily]

yoooo i'll be 2000 soon

[grim edge]

hi chat

[tight lily]

pog.

[void fjord]

☹️

[grim edge]

wow youre old. did u ever meet jesus?

[clever bay]

Lol

[void fjord]

That man’s probably a bit older

[peak plank]

Holy shit chat

I almost lost to a 900

I hung a bishop in the opening

[maiden helm]

nice

[peak plank]

But there's a reason im rated twice his rating

[tacit turret]

hi

[clever bay]

Hello

[tacit turret]

how r u

[clever bay]

Iam good wby?

[tacit turret]

badd

[clever bay]

Why?

[tacit turret]

yk my parents

figured out

that i liked this guy they know his name and stuff

[wind vector]

are you squid

[clever bay]

Damn n

[tacit turret]

and then i got a whole speech

[maiden helm]

Gay squid arc

[wind vector]

you're gay?

[tacit turret]

nawhh im straight asf

[tacit turret]

no im homophobic

[wind vector]

ok cool

[clever bay]

But how'd the find abt that ???

[tacit turret]

okkk thiss is a long storyy

[dawn yew]

yo I can speak 15 languages

[tacit turret]

so buckle up

[wind vector]

did you know

nobody asked

[tacit turret]

AHAHAH

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

[clever bay]

I can speak 300000p languages

Loser

[tacit turret]

bro stole my line

[torpid lintel]

It's a app people use to learn language and chess.com made their bots haha

[wind vector]

slow mode trolled me fr

[tacit turret]

yo i can speak the langauge nobody asked

[peak plank]

Was I the only one that thought that was squid?

[dawn yew]

australian, new zealandean, united kingdonean, united statian angolkan, brazillian, cape verdean, east timorean, guinea bissauan, macauan, mozanbiquean, portuguese and são tome and principean

[peak plank]

IS it squid?

[wind vector]

you gotta get a life if you learning sao tome and principean myg

[tacit turret]

i ant reading allat

[tacit turret]

learn the language aint nobody asked

[torpid lintel]

Hey Bast :)

[dawn yew]

Its my home language

[clever bay]

Magnus is a construction worker now wtf?

[sweet chasm]

i reached 1400 4 months back and reached my all time high 1482 soon after
But this holiday i tried climbing up the ladder , now im down to 1300😭😭

[tacit turret]

damm

[clever bay]

Ah damn happens man

[tacit turret]

wait u still wanna hear the story?

[clever bay]

Yea sure

[sweet chasm]

you play chess too?

[tacit turret]

i can finally whineee

[wind vector]

cape verdean

[clever bay]

Yessss everyday

[torpid lintel]

That's normal look here #1040028251965358121 Lot of advice!

[tacit turret]

ok so basically my bro stole my phone and my fren texted he found my texts rlly intresting and read all of it and snitched to my parents

[wind vector]

there are so many random ahh languages in which the last time someone used them not in their country was like never is absolutely wild

[clever bay]

Wtfff

[peak plank]

I hung this OTB

[sweet chasm]

i guess i've watched levy for about 1000 hrs of my life now
I thought i was competent enough but i still suck😭

[peak plank]

That's what I get for 5 hours of sleep I guess

[wind vector]

you rae 1500

[clever bay]

Brooo watch Daniel Naroditsky's yt videos

[clever bay]

How old is he?

[sweet chasm]

he's boring , levy is fun🥹🥹

[tacit turret]

he is 5💀 and thats also y i wanted to be a single child

[clever bay]

Bro u wanna learn or enjoy

[peak plank]

I know 😦

[grim edge]

I understand, but what is the similarity between a language page and a chess page?

[peak plank]

But I still won-

[clever bay]

Woah

[tacit turret]

both of em r hard to understand?

[wind vector]

that's almost as bad as some of my blunders otb

[peak plank]

They hung mate

[wind vector]

thats wild

[tacit turret]

btw how old r u

[clever bay]

19

[wind vector]

59

[clever bay]

Just turned 19

[tacit turret]

oh okok

[sweet chasm]

kinda both. but learning should be fun too🥹

[tired falcon]

im also hung mate

[tacit turret]

ye ur def a lot older than me

[clever bay]

Ah damb

[clever bay]

U?

[grim edge]

Strong point! 😄

[sweet chasm]

what's your elo

[tacit turret]

14

[grim edge]

im sooo hungry rn

[raven dock]

well to start off, you shouldnt have "interesting" mesaages lol

[clever bay]

1803

[maiden helm]

eat some shapes

[sweet chasm]

whoops you titled?

[grim edge]

lol ofc u wouldnt have interesting messages on ur phone

[torpid lintel]

We all have to improve but don't feel sad. Just keep trying and you will improve! Like you did 900- you made it to 1400 this is how you improved that's show you did a nice job :)
We have nice channel like #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk and read #1040028251965358121 Improvement post

[tired falcon]

1800 isnt titled tf?

[raven dock]

yeah ofc I wouldnt

[sweet chasm]

that's well beyond limits for me

[peak plank]

I mean technically it can be

[tired falcon]

2000 fide is titled

[clever bay]

Nah to get a title u must play otb games and i cant do that and minimum rating to get a title is 2200 (for men )

[peak plank]

2000 FIDE if you are a woman is titled

[supple imp]

For women

[tacit turret]

ahahahahah it was a lot of gossip so he was jus tryna see if i tolf anything about him

[raven dock]

even my entire gallery is empty. I only have images of some of my assignments , thats it.

[tired falcon]

ohh 2000 minimun for women 2200 for men???

[supple imp]

Sup guy that lives under a rock

[tired falcon]

WTF UNFAIR

[peak plank]

Yeah it's 2200

[supple imp]

Ye

[tired falcon]

I THOUGHT IT WAS 2000 FOR MEN TOO

[peak plank]

Nah ofc nor

[tired falcon]

SHITS UNFAIR

[clever bay]

Sup guy who lives on top of the rock

[peak plank]

They get a separate woman title ig

[raven dock]

hm, also you don't have a lock on your phone?

[tired falcon]

BRO NO WAY

[maiden helm]

2200 fide is titled for men

[raven dock]

2200 fide?

[clever bay]

Yes

[raven dock]

wait, so CM starts from 2200 Fide?

[clever bay]

U will get a title of cm or nm

[tired falcon]

bro wtf

[peak plank]

Though ig I only need two more norms for my title... A crap title but it still goes

[maiden helm]

to get CM title u need 2200 fide yes

[clever bay]

2400 for im

[raven dock]

NM is better tho , right? or CM?

[clever bay]

2500 gm

[maiden helm]

FM is 2300 fide

[raven dock]

hm okay...

[sweet chasm]

thanks bud, i feel motivated for a bit
Then i play 2 games for a win followed by 10 losses😭😭
This has literally been my daily routine

[peak plank]

CM is generally regarded as better

[fallen valley]

I think I'll go ahead and get NM one day

[maiden helm]

NM is national rating not fide

[fallen valley]

For the lolz

[clever bay]

I guess nm better than cm but idkkk

[raven dock]

oh

[peak plank]

Tf?

[clever bay]

Lol

[sweet chasm]

The champion of my country is a 2100 FM , lol🥹

[peak plank]

National ratings are generally much easier to get than fide

[peak plank]

Bruh

[raven dock]

so whats the order, NM-CM-IM-GM ?

[maiden helm]

Depends on the country though

[torpid lintel]

Both are different
Chess language is like e4 e5, Nf3 and more! And language is different both can be hard and more

Edit. I guess I misread sry maybe because it's night here

[midnight fjord]

Yes and FM is inside CM- IM

[maiden helm]

NM=CM<FM<IM<GM most of the time anyway

[tired falcon]

where can i buy fide elo points

[midnight fjord]

Guys read this!

[sweet chasm]

lol

[raven dock]

okay...

[peak plank]

I can't think of a single country that is more difficult to get rating (generally) than FIDE, also I'm not counting ECF

But yeah ECF exists....

[raven dock]

Are you aiming for GM title ?

[maiden helm]

😔

[sweet chasm]

Is this normal or this lad is lucky?

[peak plank]

You need 200 elo ECF for NM

[clever bay]

He is aiming for sgm title

[torpid lintel]

I did.

[raven dock]

SuperGM

[maiden helm]

weird ass rating system tbh lmao

[wind vector]

I mean nm is better than cm if they are like U20

because then they prolly gonna grind more chess and get at least fm and stuff

if they some old nm who quit chess after reaching nm then cm is better

[maiden helm]

i don’t know how to read

[raven dock]

go to grade 1

[sweet chasm]

become an FM , get citizenship of my nation, you are the best player here🥲🥲

[clever bay]

U need 4 gm norms to be a gm? No?

[maiden helm]

3 i believe

[clever bay]

Hmm

[tired falcon]

how

[sweet chasm]

you direcly aiming a gm

[maiden helm]

and a 2500 fide rating

[jade osprey]

O-O-O+

[tired falcon]

lmao

[clever bay]

No plans for that iam just a casual player

[tired falcon]

man i cant even reach 2100 rapid chesscom, how tf am i gonna get 2200 fide

[ripe patio]

.

[maiden helm]

years of work

[sweet chasm]

i just wanna be good enough to be the best in my country

[tired falcon]

im too old for that

[sweet chasm]

that sucker is ruling with 2100 Fide rating

[tired falcon]

i graduate college in 3 years

[glossy radish]

hi chatting

or chat wtf is wrong with my brain today

[clever bay]

Yo nicee ,how old are u??

[sweet chasm]

will be 17 on 24th of this month

[keen parrot]

hi chatting

[granite lynx]

Liam Clery Luta

[keen parrot]

same bday as my mom 💀

[keen parrot]

@little elm he is looking for you

[clever bay]

Yo nice will wish u on that date

[sweet chasm]

thanks mam💖

[tired falcon]

lmao mines on 25th

[glossy radish]

shut up vimun my hmbrisnrdead

[sweet chasm]

200_ ?

[keen parrot]

hmbrisnrdead

[tired falcon]

6

[sweet chasm]

you 2006?

[keen parrot]

fl but u 😔

[glossy radish]

fl u

[tired falcon]

i peaked 2023

[granite lynx]

Liam Clery Luta

[glossy radish]

DUDE MY FINGERS HURT

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> smarter, stronger & better (elielielielielieli)

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Name: smarter, stronger & better (elielielielielieli)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1958 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1733 (1793 peak)
Bullet: 1675 (1720 peak)

[tired falcon]

2023 peak

[sweet chasm]

bruh you 2006?

[tired falcon]

next year gonna be 2024 peak

[sweet chasm]

how old are you sir?

[tired falcon]

6

[keen parrot]

he is 6

[sweet chasm]

6 yrs 😳😳

[tired falcon]

ayo why 😳

[sweet chasm]

bruh i couldn't even talk properly at that age

are you gonna surpass magnus?

[kind sleet]

wanna play chess anyone??

im a begginer player

[tired falcon]

pray for me

[kind sleet]

just play with me ill learn something maybe?

how to get trusted role?

[stable jungle]

@kind sleet connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[sweet chasm]

better pray for me son

[clever bay]

Prolly stockfish

[sweet chasm]

shall i dm you for cute cat pics?

[clever bay]

Yes

[primal shore]

Do you eat your cars raw or cooked

[sweet chasm]

is connecting more than one account in this server illegal?

[kind sleet]

wanna play anyone?

[grim edge]

i eat cars well-done

i don't trust people who eat them rare

[grim edge]

this server is a bit cringe

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

BUDDY

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[clever bay]

I got the same cat

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

[glossy radish]

i love me too

[primal shore]

So does anitta

[sweet chasm]

how may i have access to #1039982616159465595 ?

[unborn raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739710453281718323/952450772946280508/20220219_200508.gif

sorcery

[coral hatch]

Hello nerds.

How are you today?

[glossy radish]

hi i’m a nerd

[coral hatch]

Let's typerace.

Do you know what typeracing means?

[glossy radish]

yeah

i don’t have my pc rn though

[coral hatch]

Then send a link to a race and we'll race.

[sweet chasm]

come bruh im in

[keen parrot]

[coral hatch]

Sam, do you want me to create the link or will you do that?

[glossy radish]

i’m on my phone. plus i average around 90 only

[sweet chasm]

you can head with it sir

[coral hatch]

I'm not a sir, I'm just a very young man.

[sweet chasm]

i dont know how to create those , you should do this pls

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2avg188clb

Anyone can join by clicking the link.

That quote was hell.

I'm Randikabaal there.

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[glossy radish]

i cant do it on my phone

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[glossy radish]

i gave up

[clever bay]

I average around 230 wpm

[coral hatch]

We are already in a game.

230 wpm? Are you lying?

[sweet chasm]

wtf
can you tru 10 ff?

[clever bay]

Yes

[coral hatch]

Prove it.

[maiden helm]

on a qwerty keyboard?

[clever bay]

Jk bro only 40🥲

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2avg188clb

[sweet chasm]

my all time best 102 on 10ff

[clever bay]

Damb

[coral hatch]

Join the race and let us know your real speed.

[glossy radish]

qwerty. new favourite word

[coral hatch]

Who is the guest that was racing?

[raw kayak]

Let me know when you're finished, I'll play the winner

[sweet chasm]

wtf just 62

[coral hatch]

Mine is 155 there.

[keen parrot]

i avg around 80

[sweet chasm]

bro i guess you'd get 200 wpm on 10ff?

[glossy radish]

you’re a big nerd

[glossy radish]

L i average 90

[keen parrot]

not the fastest nerd in the server

[sweet chasm]

no?

who's the fastest?

[glossy radish]

idk

[keen parrot]

for starters v is faster

so i cant be the fastest

[glossy radish]

not rn with my cold ass hands

[sweet chasm]

who's v?

[glossy radish]

i’m super fast on flat keyboards

[glossy radish]

idk she’s a bitch tho 🫣

[keen parrot]

millimetreo

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[coral hatch]

If you make a profile there, then your name will show during the race and then we'll know.

[glossy radish]

hi

[maiden helm]

3 more hours

[sweet chasm]

bruh why is your username Asleel ?>

[glossy radish]

les gooo

[coral hatch]

What's Asleel?

@sweet chasm

[sweet chasm]

vulgar i mean

[clever bay]

Thats ashleel

[coral hatch]

Just for fun. He he.

[clever bay]

Indian word

[sweet chasm]

are you from In ?

[coral hatch]

Are you from India? How did you know the meaning?

[clever bay]

Pak

[sweet chasm]

not an indian but nearer

[coral hatch]

I'm from India.

[grim edge]

how

[coral hatch]

Don't tell anyone what it means. They will hate me.

[sweet chasm]

yes you are asleel😁

[clever bay]

U from Bangladesh?

[coral hatch]

I heard that Pakistan is having very tough times nowadays.

Is it very hard there?

[sweet chasm]

nope, 🇳🇵

[clever bay]

Inflationn is so fking high

[primal shore]

East Pakistan*

[coral hatch]

Inflammation? He he.

[clever bay]

Lol

Inflation i meant

[coral hatch]

Which part of the body is inflamed in Pakistan?

[keen parrot]

swedish energy drinks be like

[sweet chasm]

wow most of us are Asians

[grim edge]

how is this even possible

[clever bay]

Inflation*

Keyboard is fkd up

[glossy radish]

ah, you’re the swedish bitch huh

[exotic radish]

hello

[coral hatch]

I feel very sorry when I see poor Pakistanny people being hungry and sad.

[keen parrot]

real

[coral hatch]

They are also human like us Indians.

[maiden helm]

that thumb look like it’s plastic 💀

[coral hatch]

It's the piece of shit politicians that mess it up for everybody in both countries.

[glossy radish]

not wrong

[clever bay]

U from east pak??

[glossy radish]

nice shiny thumb

[primal shore]

No lmao

[clever bay]

Br4rrrrrrrr

[keen parrot]

guess the taste (its not man)

[coral hatch]

@maiden helmBecause he's a robot.

[shy pike]

are you sure

[clever bay]

Ae u don't want kitty pics now?

[primal shore]

blood of the English

Sorry, too Swedish

[keen parrot]

i wish

[primal shore]

That's more Norwegian but eh

[sweet chasm]

no sir im fine, im afraid

[clever bay]

Ehats up with these pride pawns?

[primal shore]

It's all kalmar anyway

[keen parrot]

its actually wild strawberries

[clever bay]

They are pissing me off

[keen parrot]

prode pawn:

[sweet chasm]

you a lady, what's your elo mam?

[primal shore]

I'm GAY BOO

[clever bay]

Pride bro a typo

[primal shore]

Higher then your unconnected ahh

[glossy radish]

mmdmmdfff

[grim edge]

why are u guys laughing

[clever bay]

Why??

[hollow sierra]

Remember shad yantra?

[sweet chasm]

you wanna fight😡

[primal shore]

mate I'd fold you

[glossy radish]

oh no lil bro wants to fight

[grim edge]

dont mess with the germans

[clever bay]

Lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/german-gif-4728659

[glossy radish]

ghats cute

[primal shore]

Deutschland Deutschland über allas

Über allas in derr weltttt

[sweet chasm]

lol you can't even reach me

[maiden helm]

if ur 555 then i’m 666 what’s like to be a heretic?

[primal shore]

how tall are you? 140cm? ☠️☠️

[supple imp]

Isn't this nzi propaganda

[sweet chasm]

you just 140 lol im way taller mam

[primal shore]

It's the national anthem you twat

[grim edge]

are you high

[primal shore]

This is why you aren't german

[supple imp]

They also used to say that is 1939 and stuff to promote the German army

[hollow sierra]

Germany ≠ nzi

[clever bay]

Hugo boss best brand

[primal shore]

Okay and? It's been used long before then.

[supple imp]

No you just need to learn about war time propaganda

[sweet chasm]

btw what's it like to be in the Europe?

[supple imp]

I speak German dumbass

[primal shore]

normal

[honest drift]

I had a german friend in 1937

Fun times!

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[hollow sierra]

How does you speaking German make me a dumass 💀

[keen parrot]

ew ugly voice

[clever bay]

Woahhh prankster

[primal shore]

The French national anthem is extremely similar and was used as French propaganda for years

[glossy radish]

[supple imp]

Cause you thought I thought german = nzi

[honest drift]

Do you guys know whats coming next

[spark apex]

HOW TF IS THIS GUY NOT BANNED

[primal shore]

There's the Russian anthem too

[spark apex]

95+ caps scores in 10 second games with over 25 moves

[glossy radish]

report. duh

[maiden helm]

hey i’m feeling tried, my time is gone today. you flirt with suicide sometimes that’s okay. do what others say. i’m here, standing hollow. falling away away me, falling away from me.

[supple imp]

Mate I'm not French so why would I care

[hollow sierra]

So praising Germany is nzi propaganda 💀

[spark apex]

Do you think I haven't?

[keen parrot]

rough

[primal shore]

You ain't german either

[clever bay]

Cuz he is prolly not cheating dont accuse anyone of cheating

[glossy radish]

reportttt duhh

[grim edge]

Why is it always so controversial when Lucy is here?

[keen parrot]

he is cheating, you know nothing

[supple imp]

You barely german

[exotic radish]

imagine cheating in bullet

[supple imp]

You think you're grand cause you got german blood

[clever bay]

Alright

[primal shore]

I speak German daily

[sweet chasm]

does anyone watch cricket here?

[honest drift]

You guys know whats coming next?

[supple imp]

So do i

[glossy radish]

turd taking so long to type

[clever bay]

Pak won

[hollow sierra]

Ok keyboard warrior calm down

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[hollow sierra]

This is a chess server

[grim edge]

why did you say what she said was nzi propaganda then

[maiden helm]

Day is here fading, that’s when i would say. i flirt with suicide sometimes that’s okay. i can always say it’s gonna be better tomorrow falling away from me. falling away from me.

[elfin crag]

Y?

[primal shore]

I was raised in Germany, to a German family, following German traditions

[sweet chasm]

ive been supporting NZ since 2015 in the worldcups😭

[supple imp]

It used to be used as it

[honest drift]

Sad day for nz hopefully they still qualify

[clever bay]

Lol

[spark apex]

💀 you think that someone can play all top sf moves in 10 sec bullet

his acc is also 1 day old smh

[maiden helm]

that is NOT the correct lyric

[clever bay]

Oh damn

[primal shore]

Fanta used to be n@zi propaganda and so did cheeseburger the word

[clever bay]

My bad

[spark apex]

no he literally can't I'd have a better win rate against Hikaru in this time control for sure

[maiden helm]

i drink fanta everyday for no reason fr

[honest drift]

keep playing 10s to boost your actual bullet ratings 💀

[sweet chasm]

is that funny?

[spark apex]

I'm just too lazy to play one minute my rating is deflated for no reason anyways

[primal shore]

Americans stopped calling them cheeseburgers cuz it was too german and started calling them freedomstakes /srs

[honest drift]

Inflated smh

[clever bay]

Nah bro iam not a fan of cricket idc if pak wins or not idgaf

[honest drift]

Gotta play 1 min to earn the respect

[sweet chasm]

a gigabit network would be a cherry on top

[spark apex]

I'm 2850 lichess from playing exclusively 1 min hop off

[maiden helm]

no it was french fries and they didn’t like french so they made freedom fries

[spark apex]

and also 2900 on an alt

but i mix with hyper

[honest drift]

Thats actually really good , im 2300

[clever bay]

Damn

[sweet chasm]

mate, could you help me climb the elo?

[honest drift]

You wanna get coached? only 100$ an hour

[spark apex]

I always get paired against unbeatable cheaters on main smh

100$ is ridiculous lmfaoo

[sweet chasm]

thanks i suck

[keen parrot]

cant stand this kibitzer slander 🗣️ 🔥

[restive shuttle]

is defeating li bot being a 700 with no help good?

[primal shore]

at what point in USD is pay per hour unreasonable if you're tilted

[keen parrot]

also you barely gain anything in 10s

[restive shuttle]

honestly im just tryna climb to 1000

[sweet chasm]

that 2000 bot?

[primal shore]

Like 15 usd an hour is prob the max I'd go

[keen parrot]

ill start coaching from january for 15 usd an hour

[restive shuttle]

yea

[honest drift]

Its a way to boost your bullet rating on cc

[keen parrot]

but most titled players will take 25+

[sweet chasm]

what's your elo sir?

[restive shuttle]

ive been playing for 4 months i think ive decent

[keen parrot]

2100 fide

[maiden helm]

how about i give $2 and a stick of gum for coaching

[mossy timber]

Guys

[primal shore]

I was gonna do the same when I become titled

[sweet chasm]

you already fide rated?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193393364819771392/1081930220749197365/IMG_4502.gif

[honest drift]

@sweet chasm If you are 1200+ I will be down to help you in a few days let me know

[maiden helm]

Where did you find this video of me ???

[clever bay]

Woah a new razer gaming chair

[sweet chasm]

ssir im broke🥲

[tired falcon]

LFG

[honest drift]

Yeah I am never serious about anything i say here, i will do it for free

[sweet chasm]

could you add me on rn?

[honest drift]

A few days.

[maiden helm]

[clever bay]

Hey add me I'll coach u for free

[sweet chasm]

your username?

[clever bay]

His name is cupcake

[clever bay]

ashir1212

[restive shuttle]

is the trusted role like a joke or 🤦

[sweet chasm]

sent could you check?

[clever bay]

Accepted

[sweet chasm]

your acc is newer than mine , but your skills are much older🥹🥹

[clever bay]

Haha

Lets play some games

Wait 2 min lemme boot up my laptop

[sweet chasm]

okay 3 min blitz pls

[clever bay]

Sure

[unborn raven]

shu

[sweet chasm]

i m watching eng vs aus rn so just 1 game pls

[clever bay]

Sure

[restive shuttle]

indian i see

[sweet chasm]

no sir not an indian

[restive shuttle]

oh

mbmb

[sweet chasm]

maybe?

[restive shuttle]

my bad*

[clever bay]

accept challenge

[sweet chasm]

lemme send please

[clever bay]

ok

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1165718349666336838/image0.gif?ex=6547ded0&is=653569d0&hm=e71c41c009c16fd857d8fffd39867f8b22ff7dff41cd845ef634f8769a98781a&

[sweet chasm]

freak my internet sucks'

[clever bay]

@sweet chasm ???

[clever bay]

oh damn

[glossy radish]

hi kids

[grim edge]

i finally finished coding my program

[glossy radish]

nice

[maiden helm]

ain’t u like 7 years old

[fallen valley]

Eminem reference?

[grim edge]

I'm starting to feel like a rap god

rap god

[thorny lake]

damn

[restive shuttle]

anyone wanna play together unrated or casually help me analyze?

[sweet chasm]

ajd

and England are officially out of the tournament

[restive shuttle]

gg

[thorny lake]

tmrws match is gonna be wild

[grim edge]

man I love python

[coral hatch]

Hello my people of the nerdy world.

How is your chess obsession treating you today?

[silver patio]

ah yes cagnus marlson

[coral hatch]

Be my friend, godfather.

[thorny lake]

real

[coral hatch]

If you had come to me with friendship, this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day.

[grim edge]

Yea it's great

[coral hatch]

I wish, I had a God father in my life.

But I only have a father. He's not a God father.

[grim edge]

currently trying to learn it, looking into learning C# and C++ as well for game development 🙏

C# is spectacular

[coral hatch]

They still use C. I thought it's extinct years ago.

I think the hot new thing today is python.

[clever bay]

yrs

[grim edge]

Yea it's simple

[hexed mirage]

I need help with 'algebraic chess notation' -- Queen's currently at c4 and would like to move to c2. That's attacking the pawn and will be a check. So, my guess for the annotation is this: Qc4c2

[maiden helm]

do u like violence?

[grim edge]

JavaScript aswell

[coral hatch]

I heard about java when I was 6 years old.

[maiden helm]

it would be Qxc2+

[coral hatch]

Wrong answer.

Do whatever your heart feels like.

The mosquitos here are killing me.

[coral hatch]

I swear, they must have drank at least 1 litre of my delicious blood today.

[grim edge]

I woke up today and had more than yesterday

still haven't caught it it might actually be a spider, but I cleaned every room and didn't seem to find anything

[heavy mist]

can anyone analyse a game for me plz

broke me cant afford premium i think i might have a brilllian

*brilliant

[drowsy crest]

amateur

[glossy radish]

h

[fallen valley]

Okie dokie, share the link

[heavy mist]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92856157449?tab=review

[worn ice]

BillCoolOost (1378) vs. Rasukutti (1360)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 [Qxd5] 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. Bc4 c6 5. d3 e6 6. Be3 Nf6 7. Nf3 Be7 8. Qd2 O-O 9. O-O-O a5 10. h4 b5 11. Bxb5 cxb5 12. Nxb5 Bd7 13. Nc3 Bb4 14. h5 h6 15. Rhg1 Ng4 16. Bf4 Bc6 17. Nh2 Nxh2 18. Bxh2 Bd6 19. Bf4 Bxf4 20. Qxf4 Nd7 21. g4 Nb6 22. g5 hxg5 23. Rxg5 Nd5 24. Nxd5 Bxd5 25. h6 g6 26. Qg4 Kh7 27. Rg1 Bxa2 28. Rxg6 fxg6 29. Qxg6+ 

[heavy mist]

tysm man

[fallen valley]

Were you white?

[heavy mist]

yes sir

[fallen valley]

Wonderful breakthrough. You deserved the brilliant

[heavy mist]

THANKS MAN

[pallid plinth]

Bro I'm in biology reading this as h check

[grim edge]

can anyone recommend good chess sets sold online?

[heavy mist]

dgt

they make good stuff

[sweet chasm]

da fakk i wonn\

[lone zenith]

lmfao

[fallen valley]

I personally recommend seeking out a smaller creator. There's often a touch of personality in their creations

[grim edge]

:3

[heavy mist]

any recommondations what i should buy at christmas for improving my chess skills? I have a 300$ budget

[grim edge]

a coach

[heavy mist]

lmao

[grim edge]

u dont need money to get better at chess

[maiden helm]

gimme the $300 and i wont do anything to help you

[grim edge]

just perseverance

[clever bay]

yes

[grim edge]

that's why im bad

[heavy mist]

How about a 300$ a**l cheat vibrator

[grim edge]

i wouldn't use that for chess personaly but you do you

[keen parrot]

uh

[heavy mist]

lmao

[keen parrot]

[whole juniper]

why does the chess.com report system not work

[heavy mist]

idk

[fallen valley]

At 1100 Rapid, I would pick stuff almost exclusively from Chessly. Any books or Chessable courses are geared for higher level players

[heavy mist]

alright thanks man

[primal mirage]

my 300$ course per hour

Well, i still need to make a course, but itll be there by xmas. Dont worry 🙂

[torpid lintel]

Report system ? or you saing for When we report players?

[whole juniper]

nah so many kids have blundered hard against me (then just waited for their timers to run out) and i reported them for stalling and their accounts are still are active and i never got compensation for needing to wait 30 minutes each game (happened like 7 times this past 2 days

[glossy radish]

pineapple on pizza !!

[heavy mist]

how did you get your vip badge

[sweet chasm]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[whole juniper]

server boosting

[heavy mist]

oh ok

[heavy mist]

no they have other rank

[whole juniper]

idk man

[whole juniper]

some guy also sent me a message as quote "i know where u live little man im gonna send men to f&ck u up" when he lost

and his acc is still active

[heavy mist]

lmao

[whole juniper]

why does the reporting system on chess.com not work tho

[keen parrot]

it does

[keen parrot]

he probably got chatbanned for it

[whole juniper]

bro sent me a death threat

lol chatban?

[heavy mist]

i get that too

[torpid lintel]

They do not ban or close account for that but they will be in bad sport side or something like that so keep reporting them 1 time when you find someone do it with you. . They may even get warnings if they did lot of time Or close. ( this is what I think) :)

[glossy radish]

you’re ew

[fallen valley]

It takes multiple instances of stalling to warrant disciplinary action. There are also other forms of disciplinary actions that are not visible to other users

[whole juniper]

YH BUT HE SENT A DEATH THREAT TF?

[maiden helm]

He will get muted

[fallen valley]

Then you should send a screenshot directly to chess.com support. This will likely result in a chat ban or account closure for abuse

[coral hatch]

Is it brain or experience that makes you a good chess player?

[whole juniper]

i did lol tf detah threats are ilegal man

[solemn ivy]

Both

[coral hatch]

And do you have any?

[solemn ivy]

No

[coral hatch]

He he.

[heavy mist]

same

[coral hatch]

Thought so.

[solemn ivy]

Bro is not Michael Jackson

[coral hatch]

I love Michael Jackson. He is my idol.

[solemn ivy]

Can we play?

[coral hatch]

He he.

[solemn ivy]

Billie Jean and her lover

[coral hatch]

Do you want to play with me?

[uneven granite]

Me looking at myself in the mirror after i blundered my Queen

[solemn ivy]

Sure

[glossy radish]

lol you okay now?

we all saw what happened bong

[torpid lintel]

We give VIP to:
a) Titled players who are somewhat active in this discord (e.g. Elliot).
b) Chess coaches who are active in this discord.
c) Outstanding contributors in #💬〡improvement-talk and #1039982616159465595. (like hundreds of threads)
Only very few people have it. Typed by R_doofus

[solemn ivy]

Am I the only only one who can’t play chess on phone

[glossy radish]

yeah it was funny. @maiden helm saw it too

[maiden helm]

bro admitted ur mini was banned for sandbagging and asked for trusted role

[torpid lintel]

Why you can't play? 😅

[glossy radish]

damn it u ruined it

[keen parrot]

kibitzer should have vip

[solemn ivy]

It’s like I can’t think or anything

I need a big screen

[glossy radish]

i was kidding. turd explained it all

[maiden helm]

Bro 💀

ain’t no way

[solemn ivy]

I’m always drunk

From life

[glossy radish]

would’ve been funny

[solemn ivy]

Crazy wins

[keen parrot]

W

[glossy radish]

spare some for the homeless

[maiden helm]

keep gambling and never stop

[keen parrot]

they unban actual cheaters, why wouldnt they unban you

[heavy mist]

mlao

[maiden helm]

if you ever lose any money just put in more to make it back

no i’m trying to help you become a millionaire

[bright glade]

you just set the account rating as beginner and did nothing with it?

[maiden helm]

gambling is for winners only quitters are losers

[hexed mirage]

What is the best move? (I tried different annotations and keeps failing -- it's from "neal.fun" website inside of 'The Password Game')
https://i.imgur.com/aXvtez8.png

[glossy radish]

then i’m a loser

[keen parrot]

ip grabber

[glossy radish]

i had a bad gambling addiction

[bright glade]

have u tried Ra1+

notation momen

[maiden helm]

dawg ain’t u like 7 years old how u got a gambling addiction

[glossy radish]

turd i am NOT seven u mf

i gambled a lot in asia

i won a lot tho so

[keen parrot]

why did you go to asia

[glossy radish]

i was born there

[keen parrot]

[hexed mirage]

@bright glade It's a pass -- thanks.

[keen parrot]

that makes sense ig

[fathom reef]

i @keen parroted RAAGGHHH

[drowsy crest]

99% gamblers quit before winning 1m

[keen parrot]

because he is cringe

[glossy radish]

yeah.. i’m asian

[maiden helm]

i have a crippling addiction to online gambling but it is outlawed in my country

[keen parrot]

but tbh VIP people are cringe as well

[lone zenith]

with all due respec

[fathom reef]

99% of gamblers quit before going bankrupt

[lone zenith]

using money for chess is cringe just make your own paper board

[bright glade]

good luck

[keen parrot]

who is mark

[drowsy crest]

fake

[upbeat viper]

boo

[keen parrot]

oh, he is cringe

[glossy radish]

i hate markus

[glossy radish]

hi

[upbeat viper]

I come and I see hate

[glossy radish]

i’m being truthful

[fathom reef]

i resigned in some of them

[fallen valley]

Why play with a board? Just imagine the pieces

[lone zenith]

no actually

[glossy radish]

he’s toxic yeah

[keen parrot]

born to hate 🗣️

[lone zenith]

REALLLL

gtg guys goodnight

[maiden helm]

Being hateful is key to living a long life

[drowsy crest]

one thing I learned in this server was, you don't go in a vc with more than 3 people 💀

[bright glade]

why imagine
just

[keen parrot]

make enemy of the server a thing and give it to me

[shy pike]

Meowww

[drowsy crest]

us*

[maiden helm]

Nah but the people u talk mad shit too always become ur best buddy

[drowsy crest]

true, I miss my bro

[keen parrot]

i am helpful if the person is nice and allat

[fallen valley]

You think too highly of yourself

[maiden helm]

😔🙏

[keen parrot]

but some of the people that frequent here are actual savages

[fathom reef]

queen blunder

[keen parrot]

not going to name names

[maiden helm]

name some names

[glossy radish]

name names rn rn

[keen parrot]

im not

[drowsy crest]

not me tho right

[maiden helm]

name them (in my dms 😨)

[keen parrot]

cheaters are savages true

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[keen parrot]

only if you are like 14 or younger

[drowsy crest]

I cheat online and I am titled

[keen parrot]

and if you only do it once