💬〡general-off-topic

[normal hatch]

Holy shit its Garfield

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lasagna-garfield-pasta-yummy-delicious-gif-17886507

[neat field]

@clever bay

[clever bay]

Heyy

What's up

[void fjord]

Bro your phone or whatever makes really good bokeh!

[clever bay]

?

[nova verge]

Bokeh?

[void fjord]

Bokeh?

[nova verge]

What does that mean

[void fjord]

The blotchy look that good cameras often make the background look like

[nova verge]

Awh what a chubster

[nova verge]

Ohhhhh I think I have the iPhone 10

[void fjord]

Cool! It’s a beautiful cat too

[nova verge]

Thank you !!

His name is sunshine ☀️

[oak burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23972805

[lament jacinth]

Men

[green cradle]

U all suck at chess compared to me🤫

[supple imp]

Ok

Do you want a sticker now?

[lament jacinth]

Its a furry

[oak burrow]

oh reaaaly?🤨

[lament jacinth]

Sounds like a classic 1k elo power trip

[hushed shuttle]

Confirmation that @shy pike is me smh

[supple imp]

You still suck compared to a 1000 though

[rocky vale]

He just needs attention dw

[lament jacinth]

I could beat a 1k with a missing rook

[rocky vale]

Could you beat me with a missing rook?

[lament jacinth]

RUN AWAY😭😭😭😭

[supple imp]

I could beat you without a rook too but it's not so impressive is it?

[keen parrot]

"the worst thing she can say no"

[rocky vale]

-10 points?

@keen parrot My role model!

[lament jacinth]

You couldn't

[rocky vale]

Today I flagged my opponent

[supple imp]

I definitely could

[lament jacinth]

Nuh uh

[rocky vale]

With stock the fish

[supple imp]

1900 vs 1600 is just bullying

[rocky vale]

Who is 1600

[supple imp]

1600s dont really know how to defend

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[supple imp]

Liya

[rocky vale]

@supple imp What are your 2 main openings

Black and white

[oak burrow]

Impressive...🤔

[rocky vale]

Wdym

[supple imp]

Spanish and sicilian

[rocky vale]

You mean ruy lopez?

[supple imp]

Ye

[lament jacinth]

Hes definitely one of those London system and caro Kahn players

[oak burrow]

He has the elo of a god

[rocky vale]

What do you think of the poisoned pawn variation

[viral epoch]

I do

[supple imp]

What's the difference between Spanish and ruy lopez@rocky vale

[viral epoch]

And?

[rocky vale]

Idk

[supple imp]

Tf is that?

[rocky vale]

Sicilian defense variation

Where white gives up g2

[supple imp]

Idk the variation I don't study openings

[supple imp]

Never seen or played that

[oak burrow]

literally no difference

[rocky vale]

And you play the sicilian?

What

[supple imp]

Si

[rocky vale]

You need a lot of theory for that

[supple imp]

I play the najdorf sicilian

[oak burrow]

don't know theory💀

[rocky vale]

Ohhh

[supple imp]

Not really, 1900s are bad

[rocky vale]

You're under 1000, makes sense

[rocky vale]

Well yes but you could easily go wrong

[supple imp]

Openings are usually just logical

[rocky vale]

Nah

Only in the spanish

[supple imp]

But I usually spend more time in it than my opponents so my time management is abysmal

[rocky vale]

What ya playing?

10+0?

[supple imp]

Rapid 10+0

[oak burrow]

not for long...ig

[rocky vale]

Yeah, me too

Someone ask me what my openings are pls

[supple imp]

Nah

[nova verge]

What r ur openings

[supple imp]

Mf

[rocky vale]

BIRD'S OPENING

[oak burrow]

bruh

[rocky vale]

1.f4 literally so hot

And you can even transposition into a kings gambit

WHICH I AM ALSO GOOD WITH

[oak burrow]

I used to play that a lot too. It's not so bad

[rocky vale]

Too easy to play

[oak burrow]

Now I play english for white and french for black

[rocky vale]

So you just resign with black on move 1?

[oak burrow]

wtf??

no I don't

[fallen valley]

What Sicilian do you play?

[stone quiver]

Hello there

[stuck sparrow]

Hello

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> no028

This is the Chess.com profile of no028. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[fallen valley]

The Non Sicilian is for nerds

I only repeated your statement

You have thus classified yourself as a non 2k

[keen parrot]

true

[fallen valley]

Sometimes I wish I was still at 700

[quick latch]

yo guys i played 2 games against Noam
the first game i lost , i made 4 blunders
the second game i also lost but made 3 blunders
progress is the most important thing

[stuck sparrow]

Wanna spar anyone?

[supple imp]

Najdorf

[fallen valley]

I wanna be able to play randoms without crushing them

[keen parrot]

wow you beat me when i was drunk congrats

and then i beat you 3 times

im 19 you bozo

[supple imp]

Og fortnite back is dope

[fallen valley]

Based. I picked up the Dragon recently

[supple imp]

Cool

I got a 100% win rate in 4 games of casual

And 33% in ranked after 3 games

[quick latch]

anyone knows how to beat Noam ?

[supple imp]

Meant to say games not days

I ain't even sweating I'm just playing with friends

[grand spire]

Vert u good at maths

[supple imp]

It's putting me in lobbies where I just shit on everyone

Ripp

[grand spire]

What's 1 x ur phone number 🤨

Is it cuz im black

[supple imp]

We had a 29 kill game today

[grand spire]

😔

Sorry sir

[supple imp]

That's crazy

[stuck sparrow]

Wanna spar?

[supple imp]

Cap we all know you serious

Ight

Basketball is my 2nd favourite sport

After bowling ofcourse

Jk football on top

[cursive galleon]

who wanna play chess 1 v 1

[hushed shuttle]

meee

[cursive galleon]

letsss go broo

[hushed shuttle]

connect tho

[stable mirage]

hewwo stowmy

[hushed shuttle]

hewo meow

[keen parrot]

stormlight trusted

[hushed shuttle]

this acc yes

[bright prairie]

No Kirby?

[hushed shuttle]

no kirby

:(

[cursive galleon]

@hushed shuttle lets go

[bright prairie]

:(

No Kirby = dead chat

[hushed shuttle]

im sorry ill try to help make it less ded

[halcyon wing]

Chess is my favorite game because it offers a vast array of strategic possibilities. The rules of chess are easy to learn but the game plays out in intricately complex ways. You can always expect to face different challenges based on the choices your opponent makes. This makes it very interesting and engaging, requiring constant thought and planning to stay ahead. With endless permutations and combinations, you never get tired of playing the game.

Chess teaches us to think ahead and act decisively. You need to consider the consequences of any move you make and always plan several steps ahead. This analytical approach helps sharpen your skills and stay focussed. Having good strategic skills are integral to succeeding in any profession and chess offers a great way to hone these skills.

Playing chess also helps build strong mental endurance. There is an element of unpredictability and creativity which can’t be recreated with other sports or activities. With each move, the entire game can be changed. It also allows players to improve their memory and concentration as they must remember patterns and anticipate their opponent’s moves.

Finally, the thrill of this game is unparalleled. You never know what the outcome of the game will be, and this constant unpredictability makes it exciting. When you take risks and execute strategies to outwit your opponent, the thrill is even greater.

Overall, I absolutely love chess for its rich complexity and the mental stimulation it offers. It is an exciting and rewarding experience like no other.

[hushed shuttle]

delete

or ill snitch >:(

[bright prairie]

Cool

[halcyon wing]

Don't snitch. It won't solve anything. You'll just cause trouble for yourself and others.

[bright prairie]

@halcyon wing

[hushed shuttle]

not true

i could snitch on you rn, and id be fine and you would be timed out

[bright prairie]

:3

[hushed shuttle]

:333

[halcyon wing]

When it comes to disagreeing with someone on a discord server, it's important to make sure you don't act like a victim and insult someone at the same time. Acting like a victim puts you in the position of asking others to have pity for you, rather than engaging in a productive and respectful dialogue. Insulting someone can often lead to a breakdown in communication and make it harder for the other person to trust you. By avoiding these two behaviors, you can set yourself up for more harmonious conversations with others. Remember, if you disagree with someone, the key is to communicate calmly, discuss your differences in a respectful manner, and work together to find a solution.

[hushed shuttle]

how about you type stuff yourself

[bright prairie]

Bro described some actual conflict

[halcyon wing]

No, I did type myself. I don't appreciate being accused of not doing my own work. I respect myself and my abilities, and take pride in completing my own tasks.

[hushed shuttle]

I can see that you wrote this due to the grammatical differences

There's more to writing than punctuation

[nova verge]

Heyo !

[hushed shuttle]

hi

[halcyon wing]

I apologize for any mistakes in my writing. I'm still in the process of improving my writing skills and I'll do my best to make sure to avoid them in the future. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

[hushed shuttle]

anddd now back to a certain language model ||but maybe you wrote this one? very short so it is easier to fake correctly||

[halcyon wing]

I can assure you that I have done all of my writing myself. I've worked hard and done research to make sure that everything is accurate and complete. I'm very conscientious when it comes to writing and take pride in doing my own work. I may ask for feedback on my work, but I don't accept any ghostwritten pieces or help to edit my work. When I write, I write from my own experiences and understanding. Thanks for the trust.

[hushed shuttle]

Back to you.

[lime lava]

UwU

[halcyon wing]

Thank you for listening to my work and for being so supportive. It means a lot to me that you took the time and effort to give it your attention. Your insight and feedback was invaluable, and I really appreciate it.

[hushed shuttle]

stfu

[glossy radish]

dude

[hushed shuttle]

bro

[halcyon wing]

I won't be silenced by anyone, and I won't let anyone tell me to shut up. I respect your opinion, but I won't be pushed around. Everyone's opinion matters, and mine does too. Please respect that.

[cursive galleon]

@hushed shuttle bro !!!! waiting u

[hushed shuttle]

mine matters more

[hushed shuttle]

:( but i am ded

[cursive galleon]

why u moved ur queen like that

[grim edge]

shat myself

[hushed shuttle]

cause silly billy

[cursive galleon]

am i was good?

[grim edge]

@hushed shuttle ormyyy did u know i FOLDED lucy in bullet

Based on that grammar, no

[halcyon wing]

We live in a world that is full of diversity and everyone’s opinion matters, even those with disabilities. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, regardless of their disability. People with disabilities often have a unique perspective and unique experiences that can be beneficial to any group discussion or debate. Allowing everyone’s opinion to be heard, even those with disabilities, can help to create an atmosphere of acceptance and understanding. People with disabilities can offer valuable insight into how disability affects their life and the lives of those around them. This insight can help to create more inclusive policies and practices that benefit everyone in the long run. Furthermore, it can help to create a more equal society where everyone, regardless of ability, is respected and valued. Even if someone’s opinion does not match the majority, it is important to respect it and allow them to share their thoughts and ideas. Everyone has something valuable to offer and everyone’s opinion matters.

[grim edge]

Ok

[hushed shuttle]

oo really

[grim edge]

ya :3

[glossy radish]

stop the big paragraphs please. makes it very hard to read everyone else’s messages

[grim edge]

That’s why i skipped it and said ok

[lime lava]

🤣

[glossy radish]

😔

[hushed shuttle]

awesome :D

[lime lava]

For me sending a big message is the same as doing this...

.

[cursive galleon]

guys

lets go 1 v 1

[glossy radish]

no

[halcyon wing]

I understand that keeping messages short can be beneficial, as it can help to make communication more efficient and ensure that key messages are not lost. However, sometimes it is not always possible to keep messages short. Depending on the topic or the situation, it may be necessary to provide more detailed information so that the recipient is able to fully understand the message. In such cases, it may be more effective to provide a longer message that contains all the necessary information, rather than to risk providing an overly brief message that may lead to confusion.

[glossy radish]

i don’t waste my time

[grim edge]

That was faster to read than his paragraph so 🤷🏾‍♂️

[glossy radish]

unnecessary to send such large chunks of information. i prefer straight to the point

[halcyon wing]

Writing long messages is an important way to communicate effectively. It allows you to explain yourself clearly and provide more detailed information. Although it may be difficult to write a longer message, it is necessary if you want to make sure your message is understood and that you get the response you need. Writing longer messages also helps to avoid confusion and ensure that the recipient understands your message. Writing long messages also helps to create a connection with the recipient, as it shows that you took the time to thoughtfully write your message.

[grim edge]

Bro you making my head hurt

[hushed shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[glossy radish]

there is no connection. you don’t need all these unnecessary information or details.

[cedar osprey]

@peak plank I want to show you my notes for this position after the game. So much calculation just for....

[grim edge]

He’s definitely trolling if you cant tell

[glossy radish]

the more straightforward you are with less words, it makes it more clear rather than being repetitive in your words

[glossy radish]

i can

i’m just getting my message count up

[hushed shuttle]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[grim edge]

Fair enough

[hushed shuttle]

he just wants to effectively share information with us all

[glossy radish]

real

[dawn yew]

EPIC EMBED FAIL

[glossy radish]

skull

[halcyon wing]

I understand that it can be difficult to believe what I'm saying when I spread information online, but I want to assure you that I'm not trolling and I truly believe in the information I'm sharing. I spend a lot of time researching and verifying the facts and sources I use, which is why I'm confident in the accuracy and relevance of the information I share. I take great care to ensure that what I'm sharing is truthful and up-to-date, and I do my best to make sure that all of my information is relevant to the topic at hand. Thank you for taking the time to read this and for giving me the opportunity to explain why I'm not trolling and that I believe in the information I'm sharing.

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper baguette man

[grim edge]

I am taking two english classes these essays are gonna make me sick

[glossy radish]

two? how come?

reminds me of seventh grade

[grim edge]

One of them didnt transfer to my new college so im getting it out the way🙄

[halcyon wing]

I believe that everyone has the right to communicate in whatever language they feel most comfortable with, and that includes English. I believe that English is a language of opportunity, and it is important for everyone to have the ability to use it to their advantage. However, I do not believe that one's level of English should be judged in any way. Everyone has their own unique way of expressing themselves, and I think it is important to respect that. Everyone has the right to practice and learn whatever language they please, and no one should be judged for their level of proficiency. Everyone has their own reasons for wanting to learn and use English, and it is not my place to judge their language abilities. I believe that everyone should be given the opportunity to express themselves in whatever language they are most comfortable with, and that no one should be judged or criticized for their level of English.

[grim edge]

Im not finna read anymore 😂

[dawn yew]

Bro is really just saying chatgpt to say something

[normal hatch]

Write me the recipe for methamphetamine

[dawn yew]

literal zombie

[glossy radish]

i see

[dawn yew]

chatgpt can't say thing like that, i've tried

[grim edge]

Yea i like writing though so it’s ight

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

Ima go crush some peons in arena

[dawn yew]

11. get your cancer cured
12. die

[glossy radish]

peons?

[dawn yew]

yummy plastic in my tummy

[grim edge]

Peons, peasants, noobs, you get the drift lol

[glossy radish]

ah

kekw, go have fun. don’t make them cry too much

[peak plank]

[cedar osprey]

I looked at everything possible

[glossy radish]

hi daily

[cedar osprey]

Hi

[grim edge]

Sacrificed THE KNIIGHT and won a room and then pinned a queen and back rank mated my opponent

Check out this #chess game: Radioactive7 vs gogo241 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/92761339179

[worn ice]

Radioactive7 (849) vs. gogo241 (879)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 g6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. d4 cxd4 5. Nxd4 e5 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Bd3 d5 8. exd5 cxd5 9. O-O a6 10. Qe1 Bg7 11. Nd2 Bg4 12. Be2 Qd7 13. Bf3 e4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. Qxe4+ Ne7 16. Qxa8+ Nc8 17. Bc6 Qxc6 18. Qxc6+ Bd7 19. Qe4+ Ne7 20. Re1 Bf6 21. [Qa8+] 

[boreal cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

:3

[boreal cosmos]

You are literally in chat when this happened

[glossy radish]

they’re new. take it easy on them

[halcyon wing]

Snitching is bad because it undermines trust and respect, creates an atmosphere of suspicion, and can result in serious legal consequences for everyone involved. It damages relationships, encourages a culture of gossip and fear, and can lead to false accusations and accusations based on hearsay rather than facts. People who snitch are often viewed negatively, as they are seen as untrustworthy and unreliable. Additionally, snitching can put innocent people in danger, as it can lead to dangerous retaliation or other forms of violence. All in all, snitching is a bad idea and should be avoided.

[hushed shuttle]

hi markus meow

[glossy radish]

or at least i think they’re a new mod

[normal hatch]

Minuscule levels of tomfoolery

[glossy radish]

markus hates me 😔😔

[shy pike]

@boreal cosmos unblock me

[boreal cosmos]

So many blocked here

[boreal cosmos]

This account is unblocked

[shy pike]

meowwwwwww uwu ily

meomweomewomweomew

[glossy radish]

storm

[shy pike]

mrowwwwrmwormww

[boreal cosmos]

Other account i have noted i blocked due to anime spam

[glossy radish]

storm don’t spam too much

[hushed shuttle]

it isnt SPAM

[glossy radish]

storm

[fresh wind]

so is posting recipes for what I suspect is drugs?

[glossy radish]

hey rinqed. if you look at their messages earlier, big chunks of messages. considered spam?

[fresh wind]

yeah I'd say so, they're timed out

[hushed shuttle]

thats me

can i accuse someone of cheating

ok thanks

[honest drift]

big chunks of messages is not always spam lol

[hushed shuttle]

why

[fiery yarrow]

because it might be an interesting big chunk of a message

[honest drift]

Could just be something you want to explain really well

[hushed shuttle]

like making meth

[cedar osprey]

Sorry I'm not always watching chat. That's why we rely on the mod pings

[fiery yarrow]

like, imagine i'd just post here the entire wikipedia's page about ceramic, that would be interesting

[honest drift]

That could be useful too but not on discord

[honest drift]

No

[boreal cosmos]

Go read it on wikipedia then, we arent

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pottery-peter-deligdisch-peter-draws-shaping-the-clay-clay-gif-18032816702818746310

[cedar zenith]

what are some cool new openings to try

[fiery yarrow]

the cow opening

[hushed shuttle]

that one opening

[cedar zenith]

keep on playing the italian since it gets the job done

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

[glossy radish]

don’t be bothered by him. you’re cool

daily is one of the cooler active mods

[fickle rampart]

It’s okay Daily we appreciate you

[lament jacinth]

Yk duolingo bird, I can't miss a day of languages if I never downloaded the app in the first place

[fickle rampart]

You’re missing out!!!

[lament jacinth]

I already know enough languages

[fickle rampart]

Now you can learn math and music

[lament jacinth]

Im already a pianist. And I take the hardest classes of math in my school 😋

[glossy radish]

dude. music?? she’s cool as hell with it

[lament jacinth]

I dont need no duolingo bird

hehe

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo teaches you hot cross buns though

[lament jacinth]

Such complex music 💀

[void fjord]

Shit no way?

[fickle rampart]

YUP

[void fjord]

Idk I don’t like the way people teach piano because I for one do it by ear for simple songs but it’s just very boring to take lessons trust me I tried lol

[fickle rampart]

It’s very intricate

[fickle rampart]

:(

[lament jacinth]

You're not taking the right lessons

[void fjord]

Have any suggestions?

[lament jacinth]

Idk if you actually want to learn just keep searching fir piano teachers

Like what do they usually teach you as a begginer

The ones you've been taking

[lime lava]

Insert here Number of languages that you learned in duolingo:

[fickle rampart]

73

[lime lava]

So... none

[void fjord]

Probably the only to learn but a hella boring way that I actually haven’t memorized anything from

[lament jacinth]

What's the first thing they teach you in a lesson

[fickle rampart]

Play all the white keys randomly and you will be in key

And now you are pro pianist

Then they walk out of the lesson and charge u $20

[lament jacinth]

Very real

[fickle rampart]

😏😏

[void fjord]

“Remember your piano posture not tooo close to the piano because you don’t want t-Rex arms!👶🍼

Hot cross buns and some other shit

[lament jacinth]

Ok that is NOT how you teach piano

[fickle rampart]

[lament jacinth]

I teach completely differently

[void fjord]

Idk at this point the man can play better than me so while boring it may still pay off

[lament jacinth]

Usually when I teach piano I structure it like this.

First we do exercises for memory of where keys are their names..
Then i teach chords .
Apply chords with timing.
Then move om to basic songs, hand positioning and what not

[grim edge]

Normal Structure

[void fjord]

Cool

[lament jacinth]

It's alot more fun for students cause they get to play actual songs pretty fast

[alpine creek]

why did you respond to this 4 hours later

[stone quiver]

Hello

[grim edge]

finally I’m back to beating the hell out of 1500s

(yes, they resigned)

????

[peak plank]

I got back to 2k a long time ago but ok

[glossy radish]

2k again? w

[peak plank]

it has been a while but ok

thanks

[glossy radish]

i need to get back to 1k

[full path]

At around 2k elo you can make a side hustle on coaching beginners right?

(Scamming them)

[peak plank]

I did that yeah

and wdym scam

I legit tought 600's

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[stable mirage]

bonk

[peak plank]

actually, one of them ended up the same rating as V in about two games

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[upbeat viper]

kek what

[full path]

Coaching vs chess.com premium the value is kinda ehh

[peak plank]

in one of them, their oppnent got sholar's mated and in the other they got stalemated and cuz their account was provsional they became 1000

and by stalemate I mean they lost so badly that they ended up with only one king but their opponent blundered

into a stalemate

(That was also wayward queen btw)

[full path]

Deep analysis on games and feedback is useful sure but at avg maybe 15 dollars an hour for a starting coach better off buying chess.com premium

[peak plank]

(they played g6)

[full path]

Unless you have money

[peak plank]

ofc

[turbid matrix]

xd

anyone wanna

[full path]

So unless you are a beginner with deep pockets I suggest just buying chess.com premium for lessons and learning stuff

[turbid matrix]

help me cant stream for some reason

[stone quiver]

Is this an advertisement

[full path]

Yes it is I Chess.com

[boreal cosmos]

Yea coaching is wayyyy better

[grim edge]

i feel like fruit snacks are an inherently fascist form of food

[stone quiver]

How much chess.com paid you for this

[full path]

Sure but costs more. So I just rather have chess.com premium unless I’m at an intermediate level.

[full path]

A snickers bar and 2 minutes outside the dungeon

[boreal cosmos]

Well i mean that depends if you can afford it or not

[covert cosmos]

isnt coaching like 50 an hour

[full path]

Point here

[stone quiver]

Damn

[boreal cosmos]

I take 25, but yes average is like 25-100+

[covert cosmos]

beans

[full path]

That’s what I’ve seen on titled coaches and very high elo but around 2000 chess.com elo the coaching is on the lower end and aimed at beginners

Atleast from what I found

[peak plank]

Playing chess tmmrw

[upbeat viper]

if I had to coach beginners I'd do 15 or less lel

[boreal cosmos]

But you havent coached anyone also. I wouldnt take coaching from a gm who hasnt coached ever

[upbeat viper]

yeah ofc

[full path]

I’d coach for free

[upbeat viper]

thus lower or free for the first ones

[peak plank]

I kinda do that

[boreal cosmos]

I started off with 15$/hr actually

[full path]

Then charge them on 2nd lesson

[boreal cosmos]

And then after many years went up

[upbeat viper]

[hushed shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-cute-costume-gif-15283740

[covert cosmos]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-chip-chomp-gif-9646595

[peak plank]

Daily took my rook and thats either a good sign or a terrible sign

and I dont know which (Tho im leaning towards im winning)

[covert cosmos]

did you sac rook

[full path]

Congratulations

It’s good for a single game yes

I did

[covert cosmos]

how long was the game

[peak plank]

depends on how long the game is

[covert cosmos]

^^

[peak plank]

it was 15 moves.

I checked.

[covert cosmos]

thats good then

i think

[grim edge]

This

[manic nova]

how long will this be valid until?

[grim edge]

Im down bad but making up for it

[covert cosmos]

ok

[hearty torrent]

F

[grim edge]

What is duo lingo

[covert cosmos]

💀

[hearty torrent]

Nice i have img perms

[covert cosmos]

e

:3

[quiet sparrow]

Huh

People still play that game?

[manic acorn]

I love kirby

[covert cosmos]

yes

[manic acorn]

I love kirby more

[covert cosmos]

no

[manic acorn]

look at my kirbys

[covert cosmos]

thats my image 💀

[manic acorn]

thats cap

[covert cosmos]

play bongcloud

[covert cosmos]

ok what city was the picture taken

[full path]

Wha

[manic acorn]

kirbyland

[full path]

Is the opponent a scholastic player or

[covert cosmos]

bad

its a city in japan

[manic acorn]

youve never been to kirbyland? fake kirby fan

[covert cosmos]

you know it doesnt exist

the photo was taken in osaka

[manic acorn]

uhmmmm

[covert cosmos]

noob

[manic acorn]

get destroyed noob

[covert cosmos]

'city'

[manic acorn]

anything is a city if u want it to be

[covert cosmos]

dude cannot read

[peak plank]

the person with the most games played on chess.com (430k) is rated 800.

yeah.

[full path]

Like no offence

How

[peak plank]

idk

[loud dew]

Probably most of his games are bullet right?

[peak plank]

they were all bu;let games maybe thats how

[peak plank]

yeah ofc

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[peak plank]

but still its 430k

[full path]

How about the guy that played most rapid?

[manic acorn]

scram.

[covert cosmos]

'vacuum cleaner store'

[full path]

43k+ games right?

[glossy radish]

oh okay

[manic acorn]

thats a fake front

[covert cosmos]

@glossy radish ily

[glossy radish]

bye chat

[manic acorn]

no i was trolling

[glossy radish]

OHHZYHV UNITY

[peak plank]

lemmie see

[glossy radish]

unity can you send me notes

[glossy radish]

mhmmm

[covert cosmos]

it literally says 'kirby vacuums' on the store

[manic acorn]

its a fake store bro everyone knows that

[covert cosmos]

3+3=

[peak plank]

see for urself @full delta

@full path

[hasty iris]

Where is this?

[covert cosmos]

so you admit that no kirby

[unreal flax]

Please improve chess software for MacBook Pro 16-inch M3 MAX 👍 👍 👍 https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro/16-inch-silver-apple-m3-max-with-16-core-cpu-and-40-core-gpu-48gb-memory-1tb#

https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro/specs/

[glossy radish]

all. i didn’t go today

[covert cosmos]

W

[manic acorn]

what da hell

[peak plank]

<@&745328830649991179>

[manic acorn]

I admit that im the best kirby fan

[hushed shuttle]

mac ass

[covert cosmos]

emacs

[hushed shuttle]

that shit is actually $4k? scam.

[cedar osprey]

Are they not just Apple links 🤔

[full path]

Zaratystra 1800 rapid after 74k+ games

That’s almost a million minutes played

[glossy radish]

considered promotion. could be a scam

[manic acorn]

who wanna play tic tac toe

[glossy radish]

better safe than sorry daily

[cedar osprey]

Ah their history is interesting I'll deal with it thanks

[manic nova]

um in my email, I received it just now

[covert cosmos]

kxh8#

[glossy radish]

meeee

[manic acorn]

HUH

[manic acorn]

ur a tic tac toe cheater

[glossy radish]

…

i sent a heart :(

[manic acorn]

thats cheating >:(

[glossy radish]

:(

[hushed shuttle]

heart wins automatically

[glossy radish]

this is why you’re not loved by me

i take my heart back

[manic acorn]

im loved by my mom

[covert cosmos]

W

[glossy radish]

which one

[peak plank]

RIP

[manic acorn]

fym which one 😭

[covert cosmos]

bad

[cedar osprey]

Middle

[covert cosmos]

kekw

[glossy radish]

i’m playing for u

[covert cosmos]

paying

[glossy radish]

SHUT

[manic acorn]

can u pay for me too

[peak plank]

tictactoe is the moves solved game in history

even worse than connect 4

[glossy radish]

no.

[manic acorn]

ok and

[manic acorn]

pretty please

[covert cosmos]

tic tac toe bad

[manic acorn]

someone make a move on the tic tac toe

[peak plank]

🔼

[glossy radish]

@cedar osprey you lost btw. your move

[manic acorn]

bro lost on time

[peak plank]

Its already a draw if they dont go into the corners

[cedar osprey]

Middle bottom

[glossy radish]

lost

[full path]

@peak plank 😭😭

[manic acorn]

nah thats a draw

[covert cosmos]

how

[peak plank]

tf you mean?

thats not lost

[covert cosmos]

x has to go middle top or they lose

[glossy radish]

oh wait

[glossy radish]

i didn’t see

[peak plank]

its solved

[glossy radish]

i didn’t see the middle

[peak plank]

also how are you remixing without nitro

[covert cosmos]

they let you remix without nitro

[peak plank]

do you need a phone for that>

[glossy radish]

no nitro

[peak plank]

If so then I gotta sign in to my phone

[glossy radish]

daily i was saving u

[manic acorn]

NOOO i was hoping u blundered

[covert cosmos]

bad

[cedar osprey]

Pixel you have a talent at finding lines for me to survive

[peak plank]

wtf

[cedar osprey]

Thank you

[peak plank]

😦

[manic acorn]

mwahahahaha

[peak plank]

can I not sac my rook 😦

[glossy radish]

LMFAO

[cedar osprey]

You see it right?

[covert cosmos]

rock

[cedar osprey]

[glossy radish]

@cedar osprey you’re so bad. you lost

[peak plank]

im currently looking at legit every psosible move like a tablebase

[manic acorn]

bro blundered in tic tac toe

[cedar osprey]

I trusted you

[covert cosmos]

bro had to cheat

thats kinda sad

[manic acorn]

I didnt use an engine no tic tac fish yet

[peak plank]

I sitll think im winning....?

[cedar osprey]

Oh did I miss something else

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[cedar osprey]

.com

[manic acorn]

ham

wait is cheese.com actually a thing

holy cow it is

[covert cosmos]

ok

[peak plank]

Guess henry's rating if you dont already know

[cedar osprey]

1700

[grim edge]

700

[manic acorn]

BRO 💀

[covert cosmos]

win

[glossy radish]

my attempt at drawing peepo whilst in a car

[manic acorn]

THE EFFORT ON THAT PEPE

[cedar osprey]

Are those ultrabullet

[manic acorn]

thats an amazing peepo

[glossy radish]

I’M HOLDING ICE CREAM IN ONE HAND

[peak plank]

1+0

[covert cosmos]

dont drop it

[cedar osprey]

Wow

[manic acorn]

UR CRAZY

[glossy radish]

LMFAO

[covert cosmos]

crazy?

[glossy radish]

CAR SO BUMPY 😭😭

it’s not

[manic acorn]

I wouldnt be able to draw that well even if I used both hands and a foot

[covert cosmos]

w

[covert cosmos]

why tf would you need a foot

[full path]

Jesus Christ

[vivid parrot]

So nice that he just enjoy the game

[peak plank]

im still winning? @cedar osprey

[manic acorn]

let me cook

imma try

[glossy radish]

you burnt the house down last time.

[peak plank]

im quite sure you are sitll able to enjoy the game while inproving

[cedar osprey]

I don't see your move did you play it?

[peak plank]

im still table basing

[keen parrot]

gapped by german11

[covert cosmos]

gppapap

[peak plank]

even though I already know what ill play

[cedar osprey]

You are winning fully but I just meant you had easier ways to close earlier

[keen parrot]

the goat

[glossy radish]

hi vimun

[keen parrot]

hi v

[vivid parrot]

What I'm saying is that he could have been frustrated a long time ago, but he continues to play out of passion

[manic acorn]

can you see it

[fickle rampart]

Will I throw this

[cedar osprey]

Syzygy training 💯

[grim edge]

HOW

[covert cosmos]

ew

[manic acorn]

ur jus hating bro

[peak plank]

ok im done tablebasing

[covert cosmos]

still ew

[peak plank]

I looked at exactly 2 lines

[covert cosmos]

wow

[manic acorn]

[peak plank]

just like a real engine

[glossy radish]

i’m dead

[manic acorn]

BRO I TRIED

[cedar osprey]

Don't blunder

NO WAY

[glossy radish]

make the lines thicker 💀

[grim edge]

I need one more match to get to 1400

[cedar osprey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PIXEL

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[manic acorn]

idk how to do that 😭

[glossy radish]

sigh

[cedar osprey]

PIXEL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT

[covert cosmos]

what hapen

did he hang queen

[cedar osprey]

Ok back to inside voices but he just threw the easiest win

[manic acorn]

[peak plank]

what did I do

[glossy radish]

i drew that peepo

and this one

[manic acorn]

wth bro that was my drawing

[cedar osprey]

My blunder master influences were bestowed on you

[peak plank]

WHAT DID I DO 😦

[cedar osprey]

My pawn promotes and you can't catch it...

[manic acorn]

We get it v ur a professional doodler

[peak plank]

I can tho

right?

[cedar osprey]

My king covers f6

[glossy radish]

rate my peepo

[peak plank]

I know

[cedar osprey]

And my d-pawn covers c3

[peak plank]

oh shit

[fickle rampart]

Duo threw

[cedar osprey]

Pixel cosplay

[peak plank]

Im sitll ok tho?

[grim edge]

Man

[cedar osprey]

Oh did I miss something again

[peak plank]

ok I quit chess

[grim edge]

lmfao

[peak plank]

for a solid 15 minutes

[covert cosmos]

🤤

[grim edge]

You’re still 600 points better than me

[peak plank]

OK this is bully

[bright glade]

ur bad

[cedar osprey]

I'm sorry I have just not seen any throw this rough before

[bright glade]

reverse adopt him at this rate

[peak plank]

you have NOT seen many games then

[manic acorn]

bros saying tic tac toe sucks but isnt even good at chess 😭 pick a struggle

[peak plank]

tic tac toe is too easy

[cedar osprey]

I'm only playing I was just too surprised

[covert cosmos]

tic tac toe = toes

[peak plank]

I challenge you to connect 4

||shit thats also solved||

[peak plank]

@cedar osprey

[cedar osprey]

I don't like connect 4 because at the end someone is in zugzwang

[bright prairie]

@cedar osprey who are you

[peak plank]

Said that already

[covert cosmos]

i challenge you to hexapawn

[covert cosmos]

epic mod

[static ridge]

i challenge you to Xiang qi

[peak plank]

no

Checkers?

[static ridge]

I love Xiang qi. thats how i got into chess

[covert cosmos]

1d chess

[bright prairie]

He is <500 elo and he didn't talk too much

[peak plank]

my father has played that

[cedar osprey]

I'm Daily 🔆

[peak plank]

he is NOT U500

hes at least 600 smh

[static ridge]

daily is a server mod

[keen parrot]

lets see how daily faces up against my deferred schliemann prep

[covert cosmos]

he became mod recently

[bright prairie]

Oh he plays daily only? @peak plank

[cedar osprey]

@peak plank this is a good game for us

[manic acorn]

You act like such a chess nerd but hasn’t even reached 4 digits yet

[keen parrot]

ah yes he is def under 500

[peak plank]

wha-

[static ridge]

ye u should play xiang qi

[keen parrot]

anyone who thinks they are better than daily can challange them to a daily game

[covert cosmos]

hes 2000 but ok

[upbeat viper]

hi chess chat

[static ridge]

pixel is 2k??!??!

[peak plank]

Checkers.

[bright prairie]

Us? Don't steal master pixie from me

[manic acorn]

Hes not though

[peak plank]

no bully

[peak plank]

shh

[covert cosmos]

ok bud

[bright prairie]

Hi croissant baguette bluechesspawn

[peak plank]

I Identify as 2k

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K L (pixelatedwins)

This is the Chess.com profile of pixelatedwins. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)

[manic acorn]

[covert cosmos]

*200

[peak plank]

I also start Identifying as a master in two weeks if I can get the norms

[upbeat viper]

get back on your normal account and get back to 2k1

[bright prairie]

Strongest 1k

[cedar osprey]

Hi Bast

[manic acorn]

You wanna talk trash about other games? At least get to 2k on this one

[static ridge]

i am very badder than you

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)

This is the Chess.com profile of krobyjobynobypoby. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 487 (1361 peak)
Blitz: 1119 (peak)
Bullet: 930 (1266 peak)

[static ridge]

i do not play rapid do not bully

[peak plank]

but #2000-2199 😉

[bright prairie]

Daily is bad so you are a bad mod???

[cedar osprey]

?

[manic acorn]

[covert cosmos]

why you dissing daily 😭

[peak plank]

quiet

I got to 2k before I got to 2k

[bright prairie]

Who plays daily

[peak plank]

you cant beat that

[covert cosmos]

people with time

[peak plank]

also ur 1900 rapid smh

[manic acorn]

Ok and

[bright prairie]

Sorry if i hurt your feelings @cedar osprey

We love u

[covert cosmos]

=

[peak plank]

so im better at chess than you trust

[cedar osprey]

I don't know the official rules because there's so many versions

[peak plank]

I def did not throw an easy game today

[manic acorn]

lets play tben

[covert cosmos]

tben

[peak plank]

ok 90+30.

[keen parrot]

@cedar osprey how should i deal with people who cheat in daily games, its very common and it seems like very little is done

[manic acorn]

🛌

[bright prairie]

I can be your old brother basically @peak plank

[covert cosmos]

bro ran

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/eVpuo

[peak plank]

You still dont know how old I am but ok

[bright prairie]

17

[lime lava]

Are you dumb?

[peak plank]

POG IM PLAYING 90+30

[bright prairie]

Wut

[peak plank]

AHAHHAHAHAH HE ABORTED

[manic acorn]

90+30 online are you dumb

[peak plank]

🙂

[cedar osprey]

Report first and Fair Play team will review. You can also DM a mod and we can pass it along to the team but don't accuse them in this server or on Chess.com

[peak plank]

You were the one that wanted to play

[wooden lintel]

Yo chat

[keen parrot]

yeah ofc, should i dm you one of the people who i think is pretty blatant

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[bright prairie]

A dumb person can't say if she is dumb or not ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[peak plank]

ok fine 10+0 https://play.chess.com/hW7kC @manic acorn

[lime lava]

But Im telling you
You dumb

[bright prairie]

No clarinet no uwu

[bright prairie]

Why

[manic acorn]

wont let me

thats not me

[bright prairie]

I was always nice to u retired marios 😔

[peak plank]

bruh

[grim edge]

Sup

[peak plank]

OOOH ITS DAILY

[grim edge]

Man modern defense kinda sucks

Weak ahh dark squares

[peak plank]

wait

[bright prairie]

No???

[grim edge]

just get better and play more like stockfish

[peak plank]

wait

[covert cosmos]

what happening

[grim edge]

I love playing against engines I learn so much

[bright prairie]

I think we should wait guys?

[grim edge]

then you’ll win 100% of the time ☑️

Learnt Sicilian off playing stockfish yesterday

He beat me off

[bright prairie]

You learn that you are bad at chess when you play them

[peak plank]

nvm its move 7 and hes already lsot

[lucid token]

chess made me bald

[peak plank]

nvm hes not lost

[grim edge]

also how I learned a sh** ton of traxler refute lines that I won’t remember when someone actually plays it

[bright prairie]

Mybe you have cancer?

[grim edge]

bad joke man

[lucid token]

maybe the country ur supporting is non existent?

[bright prairie]

[keen parrot]

gyze stop with cringe politic

[bright prairie]

Wow

[lucid token]

my bad kings

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-how-to-basic-how-to-make-a-protein-shake-how-to-basic-protein-shake-how-to-basic-egg-gif-22450491

[glossy radish]

bro left??

[dawn yew]

yummy plastic in my tummy

[glossy radish]

real

[covert cosmos]

fish:

[peak plank]

@manic acorn am I winning

[manic acorn]

dawg im not looking at the game

[glossy radish]

boing

boing boing boing

https://tenor.com/view/erection-boing-erect-doorstop-gif-17329924

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-smash-dance-smash-bros-cute-gif-18294071

kirby boing

[manic acorn]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-big-tummy-gif-9647047

[covert cosmos]

water

[keen parrot]

wa er

[glossy radish]

waduh

[nocturne elk]

wo ah

[glossy radish]

great u ruined it. ban

[covert cosmos]

wa'er

[upbeat viper]

wa ah

https://tenor.com/SJrn.gif

[glossy radish]

heyo bast

[nova verge]

hi bast

[peak plank]

ok

[covert cosmos]

no

[upbeat viper]

hi

I'm WA LUIGI

[covert cosmos]

guys i ate too much candy what should i do

[peak plank]

@manic acorn ?

[keen parrot]

die :(

[covert cosmos]

ok

[peak plank]

ok he aint here ig

not a good time for me to play

Lost to a 1900 😦

[covert cosmos]

play botez gambit

[peak plank]

I played king gambit instead

[grim edge]

hi gals, gays and otherwise

[peak plank]

THE GRAPH @cedar osprey

[grim edge]

HELLO CHAT

[covert cosmos]

@grim edge ily

[grim edge]

HI BOSTEZO

omg whismy

@covert cosmos ily2

[grim edge]

STAY AWAY GLOWIE

ZES MINE

lmfao not the gatekeep 😭

[covert cosmos]

@grim edge ily

[grim edge]

ough

[grim edge]

ily2 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[peak plank]

@cedar osprey im quite sure you only play ruy tho

[grim edge]

what was that one quote

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[viral epoch]

Hello Cough

[grim edge]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61xnTxMrsnL.jpg

that

mansplain man_____ manipulate

[viral epoch]

@robust bough I have a dream

[robust bough]

Huh

[grim edge]

I CAN'T SAY WHAT I WANNA SAY CUS AUTOMOD

[robust bough]

I though u were sleeping

[peak plank]

@manic acorn ???

[grim edge]

say what u wanna say. and let the worlds fall out..honestly. i wanna see u be brave

[dawn yew]

Buddy holly lick

[normal hatch]

Bro bouta spit the whole MLK speech

[grim edge]

hm

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-spin-spinning-dance-happy-gif-11712230

[robust bough]

Hi?

[grim edge]

pixel will narc on me tho

KAYDEN

[glossy radish]

wait how tho

[viral epoch]

Oh you're awake

[covert cosmos]

bro my parents walked in when i played that 😭

[glossy radish]

it’s 0 seconds?

[manic acorn]

What took you so long

[covert cosmos]

is your sound on

[glossy radish]

yeah

[peak plank]

You didnt say anything

[manic acorn]

Yeah I got busy with something

[grim edge]

ough

[manic acorn]

not on discord 24/7 believe it or not

[glossy radish]

there’s nothing playing

[covert cosmos]

oah

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/27hVd 10+0

[covert cosmos]

is a really really loud moaning sound

like really loud

[glossy radish]

shows 0 seconds for me

oh well

[covert cosmos]

turn ringer on maybe

[grim edge]

there’s literally nothing

[glossy radish]

either y’all lying or u stupid

[glossy radish]

exactly

[covert cosmos]

no actually play it

istg bro it was so loud

[wind vector]

name every gender you have 5 seconds

[keen parrot]

finally out of prep against Daily

[wind vector]

you failed

[covert cosmos]

i dunno man i just got here

[keen parrot]

i hope he is as well cause if not...

[grim edge]

IT WONT PLAY

[covert cosmos]

please no

[glossy radish]

LMFAOO

[grim edge]

WHAT EVEN IS THAT

[glossy radish]

idk it won’t play

[keen parrot]

i need to have dem perms too 😭

[covert cosmos]

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

[grim edge]

you’re so skibidi

you’re so fanum tax

[glossy radish]

wait kirby u can play it?

[covert cosmos]

thats what the sound is lmao

[bright glade]

chat has the combined age of 3

[covert cosmos]

yeah i can play it

[glossy radish]

fr?

[manic acorn]

thanks for the free piece

[glossy radish]

wait boing is 2k

i never realised that wtf

[manic acorn]

no one ever expects it

because I act like a goofy goober

[grim edge]

i’m 0.5

[covert cosmos]

ban

[glossy radish]

you were 1400-1500 first time we met

[grim edge]

give me a lil credit

[covert cosmos]

3 centuries

[robust bough]

Yeah

[manic acorn]

nahh early 2023 I was 1800/1900

[glossy radish]

no way?

[manic acorn]

yeah ive been kinda retired this year

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-kirby-meme-gif-24950913

[peak plank]

I hung my knight rip

[covert cosmos]

and backrank

[peak plank]

that too

[covert cosmos]

chat borig

[cedar osprey]

💀,,,

[glossy radish]

soooo what’re my chances of winning todayyy?

[glossy radish]

they sound good 👀

[glossy radish]

wat the fluppers

[covert cosmos]

f3 e5 g4 qh4

[cedar osprey]

So many variations for this endgame and every line was losing until Pixel let me win

[cedar osprey]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

50/50

[covert cosmos]

chess bad

[peak plank]

im very nice, arent I?

[covert cosmos]

100%

[cedar osprey]

❤️

[peak plank]

I just found out daily games only work for standard and 960

im acutally quite good at crazyhouse

the amount of things in that is insane

[manic acorn]

can u resign alr

[peak plank]

nah

considering that I hung a knight im quite annoying

[manic acorn]

youre very annoying as a person yes

[covert cosmos]

no u

[covert cosmos]

big blue cars

[peak plank]

gg

[manic acorn]

you suck

[glossy radish]

really? im probably around 600 elo rn

[peak plank]

????

thats the first thing you say?

[unborn raven]

big british men

[peak plank]

have some sportsmanship smh

[covert cosmos]

real

[peak plank]

you took 30 moves to covert a postion a knight up

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-cat-gif-26619752

[glossy radish]

pixie can we play a quick match?

[manic acorn]

Im in class, grabbed a donut, and talked to v

During that time span

[peak plank]

ok so? im also on this discord

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v