#💬〡general-off-topic
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real
lmfao
anyways, gotta learn to ignore stuff on discord, 99.9 percent of those people wouldnt even dare to say a word in real life lmao
They would be like " uh oh sorry have a great day! <3"
Fr
it is e^πi+1
Got my first great move! really proud of my chess improvement.
ngl the only openings i know are the wayward attack, bongcloud, barnes opening: fools gambit, vant krujis opening (fricking misclicks), and englund gambit
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
im a freak 🗣️ 🙊
rate the eval bar 🔥
I got my first best move!
🗿
hooray!!!
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/60414010783 looking back at my old games is...something
































































1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 f5 5. Ng3 f4 6. Bxf4 Nf6 7. Bd3 a5 8. N1e2 a4 9. O-O Ra6 10. f3 Rd6 11. Be3 Rb6 12. f4 Rxb2 13. f5 exf5 14. Bxf5 g6 15. Bd3 h5 16. Nc3 a3 17. Bc1 Rb4 18. Bxa3 Rxd4 19. Bb5+ Kf7 20. Qe1 Bxa3 21. Rb1 b6 22. Nge2 Rd5 23. Qf2 Rc5 24. Rb3 c6 25. Rxa3 cxb5 26. Nxb5 Rxb5 27. Qxf6+ Ke8 28. Qxg6+ Ke7 29. Nc3 Rc5 30. Ra7+ Nd7 31. Nb5 Rxb5 32. Rd1 Rd5 33. Rb1 b5 34. g3 b4 35. Rxb4 h4 36. g4 h3 37. Ra8 Rd2 38. Rb1 Rxc2 39. Qxc2 Rh4 40. Qd1 Qb6+ 41. Rxb6 Nxb6 42. Qb3 Rxg4+ 43. Kh1 Rd4 44. Qxb6 Rd1+ 45. Qg1 Bf5 46. Qxd1 Be4+ 47. Kg1 Bxa8 48. Qa4 Bf3
send game pls
what ‼️
this might be the most insane move ever played
wow what a great move threatening checkmate!
ikr!
BRO DAY 3 GETTING HARD
man you clearly should've moved your rook to e1 and then move your king to d7 smh
you can do it boss 🗣️
no but fr send game
i cant be left alone in this household fr
:3
dude what the f-
MY MAN THATS CRAZY but
ohh nvm queen can mate
why didnt they just move their pieces?
farm
lol 138 brilliant moves
@dreamy siren is gonna have an aneurysm over this
he’s seen it
more than 10 times probably
what did he say lmao
idr something about the system being bad though
not surprised
screw parties.
anyway the 138 isn’t the max
even my 700 elo ass cant dream of commiting an atrocity like this 😭 😭 😭
yo can abuse 50 move better and go past the opening
at what elo are you considered good at the game
3000
is this the same game link i sent? 💀
one of my games so probably not
isnt magnus like 2800
3000 is minimum
yea hes still improving
yeah he sucks 🗿
have i shown yall this game before? i think i did idr
this is the highest acc ive ever gotte
I've seen it many times already
yo starky sup
Man Gordan Hayward misses more good moves in chess than he does games per season in the NBA and that's saying a lot
My live reaction to what you just said:
I hope you're not flexing misinformation flawed algorithms again
apparently the ratings are also rigged 😢
the estimated ratings are bullshit
indeed
Yep a deceptive marketing scheme. Emotional manipulation
truly a 3000 level performance
oh i it said i played like a 3000 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (my opponent blundered every piece and i just made simple moves)
Hmmm idk how to take that
Which pawn would you guys take the bishop with?
idk probably blunder my rook
I’d prob resign actually
yeah Rd6 
fpawn?
Why would you analyze a position that black can just resign?
Idk
because of chess.com its hard to play chess without hoping for some sort of approval from stockfish and ig thats why starky meant by manipulation
Who cares though it's super winning either way it's like deciding between 2 checkmates
Tru tru
my dumbass immediately thought "the rook is hanging" 💀
I just like hearing opinions
Yeah the game review stuff has corrupted the chess youth
nvm its because of Bf5#
I’d prob go with the d pawn tho, the extra passed pawn makes it even more crushing
why did white play a pawn move…
Whatever is higher than yours

Ok but I think it'd be better to use more critical positions where more than one result is highly likely for something like this
idk but we take those
Fairs
can you like marry me @echo kestrel
What’s the difference between the London and the Accelerated London?
And people say I'm the problem. This topic gets brought up all the time regardless of me being active or not
move order
Yourelo=current.elo
Goodelo=int(Yourelo + “1”)
Print(Goodelo)
e4 e5
Nice find but for your own good know this. Brilliant moves on chess.com misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calculations that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.
Put a while loop in there and you’re setup
bro uses snapchat🤓
We were just talking about how garbage the rating estimation on chess.com is and how it's a marketing scheme
bro wrote a whole essay🤓
It can be assumed that the current.elo will update with their elo so nah, a loop isn’t needed
bro is bored 🤓
Just trying to help the deceived people
bros rating is 1000🤓 🤓
I’m not referring to you, I’m referring to him using those nerd emojis
bro judges people by rating 🤓🤓🤓
bro lives in europe
🍿
bros name is skewerlord🤓 🤓 🤓
Bro got my name wrong 🤓🤓🤓🤓
imma go eat breakfast🤓
🥚 + 🍞 =
why are there people who game review 5 move games when they only have 1 per day?
I swear i have read this text before
indeed
gotta get that 100% accuracy 
It do b the case
anyway I’m sure they review the rest on lichess
Lichess is great. Its free
why cant i stream into chess stream??
why are knight endgames so fcking hard to play?
hi chat

nitro flex
Oh no bro
FOR REAL 💀 💀
why tf was this 200 playing so good
wdym
i couldn't beat him 😔

Bots are either too hard or too easy
it made me hard
There is no middle
ok look i understand he played good but like why did you need to use custom against him to win?
sometimes you just need to get hard
😓
we can all agree that martin is the hardest bot no cap
📸
nice @tribal silo
well im tired now so ima stop
nice playing with you
so you think i have future in chess?
yo why am I getting an error when trying to game review a game of mine
Same.
holy shit, ruy lopez de segura had chess drip? no way
jesus engine just recommended a crazy equalizing move lol
You have no idea lol. I'm dedicated to what I wanna be dedicated to
i mean if ur really dedicated IM is possible GM would be a million times more difficult
I doubt
hmmmmmm
IM is...pushing it to say the least. to get im you need A) a huge amount of work and B) a huge amount of natural talent and being, what, 500? at 16 isn't really there
i mean, shoot for the stars and all, but thats pretty unrealistic
nah
The thing that's stopping me is school
i mean if u spent multiple hours a day everyday it’s doable u just gotta sweat that shit out
I'm 1200 rn
I lost a lot earlier so in 940 now lol
hey anything can be done
the oldest person to become a grandmaster was 88, I think you got time bro 🗣️💯 @silver stump
I lost a lot cos I'm bad at fast ones
so you're not 1200?
Only if I live long lol
Not in the game
what do you mean?
that elo rating is a marketing gimmick and isn't reflective of anything
I cant elo grind rn cos it takes time and I have school work
ye
Ye I know
Or your country elo
You could just get your chess skills up >1600 and then close the account and reopen a new one as advanced (1600)
940 chess.com is, like, 400 fide and OTB is a whole different beast...yeah, shoot for the stars, but IM or any title really is pretty unachievable for anybody but the top 0.1% of people
i remember when i went from 1000-800 cos i couldnt concentrate 😭
sign up for fide
u can start with a provisional 1300 elo
That's what I did 4 weeks ago lol
fide is international chess elo
Oh lol
official
if you dont win you'll fall back down to your reflective rating, lol, that's how rating works
ye
Same, I tried 10 min to grind but turns out time is what makes me a good player
Hello guys i am new to the whole chess thing and i do play it but i suck but i hope to get better with time 👍
oki
learn The Gambit for freelo
im 1200 atm so the grind was worth it
Dont hope, learn
I am gonna try my best
when will they remove the slow mode
As a beginner you think the game is only about your geniusnous
@silver stump what's your elo
i remember when i got accused of faking my elo when i was 800 cos i nearly beat a 2300 and it was rlly funny 😭
Hi guys
nah thats normal
What is that
ik the guy was js confused
940 currently
Start with openings
im gonna try get to 1500 im 1200 atm
When did you start
It's the most confusing part for beginners
2 months ago
this is atrocious advice
My peak was 1200 btw
beginner coaching beginner with bad advice is hilarious 😭
How is learning openings bad??
It honestly is 😭
i beated a 2700 rapid otb 2 months ago in a rapid tourney
800-1200 the same
That's how I was taught
It's a useless waste of time
yeah that's why you're 940 😭
So what do you do as a beginner?
learn principles, tactics, not hanging pieces
uh ok
I dint mean learn the entire theory. I learnt 2 for both white and black
Ok can u guys also give me some sources from where i can learn things about chess
openings dont mean jack if you're hanging pieces every other move
the faq in #1039982616159465595 is a quitte extensive guide
I improved it along the game
More I played the more I knew. Idk how someone is supposed to learn that
when i started out i js read up on end game and mid game tactics focussed as much as i could on my planning and then learnt opennings after
Yeah this was me lol
was you? this IS you lmao
How? I'm not even confident
i think ppls under 1000 should watch chess traps video
but here is the thing: u should try to understand the traps and the tactical pattern behind it, not just use it
I never said I was good. Why you attacking me lol
I have no idea how chess works and I know that
Ugh
at my elo i watch engines play
I only learnt openings to understand how I'm supposed to start, I dont do exactly as thought
how
I watch chess everyday lol
ok
Yeah Ik, that's what I'm saying. I'm learning to know what the goal is
@fickle ingot what's your elo otb
And you won 2700? Maybe 1700
bro he was 2700
Who is he
Damn, I beat a 1800 and I was over the moon lol
oh ok
man i dont have trusted role yet
u have to connect ur account to get trusted role lmaoo
U wanna play a daily game?
Sure
Username?
1300 now looking good so far 😭
!welcome connect your account to get full access to this server :)
Hey @fickle ingot, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚
You also need to connect 😅
Good luck!
thanks cos knowing me ill go on a tilt and end up at 600 😭
og fortnite 🤑
You know what to do on tilt? Look here #1040028251965358121 message for nice advice!
Okay have to go now see you later :)
i do not
tord man bows down for no one 🔥🗣️
Dang i wish i looked like that emoji 😔
same
Why is there so many stupid opponents in rapid
ok
say it
<@&745328830649991179>
but it does make sense
female only categories are there to motivate women
shame we can see deleted messages...
nothing wrong with that
What are you seeing my guy
Everything
bro you are 900 blitz 😭
And yet he chooses to see nothing
if i was a woman i would win best woman in almost any tournament i play (except when pia cramling plays)
you don't see me crying about it
Is the free trial 1 week or 3 days 
💀
when you cancel it you will get the option to get a longer trial, max is 1 month
I only got 2 weeks 😔😔😔
Pfp checks out

maybe they shrinked it to 2 weeks
sup

wanna play chess anyone??
No u wouldn't 😂
They gave a special 1 month deal on my alt but i didn’t dare accept it cause i didnt wanna be banned for “exploiting” trials lol
So just took the deal on my main
its not exploiting
free stuff is fair game, they want you to use it so that you will be more likely to buy one day
however you aren't allowed to make new accounts just like that
yeah i would 
Yup i had an approved alt but didnt wanna risk it 😔
my guy, if i was a woman i would play in the female olympiad for sweden
damn should have taken it
yes
(i emailed support for permission but they didn’t reply and the offer elapsed 😤)
It okay I keep telling myself I only lost the equivalent of $10 of my currency 
imo its not worth that much
only for dopamine hits when you get a high accuracy game or a brilliant
The cost is about there if i were to pay
So it’s alright i guess
Just a meal’s worth

ceo of bruh no
He has 7 min bro 
If he does that Ill push my rapid rating to 2600
hiiiiii is anyone over here 13
hello
ayo my boy mairos
but u gotta try u know 
Im not joe boy ok lil bro 
fine big bro mind reviewing https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92746288761?tab=review
































































1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. cxd4 d5 5. Nc3 dxe4 6. d5 Nb4 7. Qa4+ Qd7 8. Qxb4 e5 9. Qxe4 Bd6 10. Nb5 Bb4+ 11. Qxb4
Alapin sicillian 🗿
Yes I mind
He hung the knight on move 6
What is there to analyse 
to check if all the alapin sicillian moves were correct
and I can use them if anyone else tries to play it against me
:3
whats ur rating
He lost in 8 moves
Do you think their moves were correct :/
yes :/
You cant call that an alapin, he hung a kinght and a bishop
true lemme try again
Ok
Mairos my favorite femboy
Shut up you bozo
Or what
I thought I was your favourite femboy 😔
Gotham chess fan
You're my favourite furry
uwu
What’s the suspected ratting of the duo bot?
It lost in like 23 moves
Chess.com evaluates it at 650
800000000000
? That’s not right
.
No he isnt
Wait wrong channel my bad
You lost your right to being my fav furry
fortnite returned to season 5 and the servers are up
Yup, he is 100% a 600 rated player,
Imma pretend he didnt smoke me with 96% acc in the first game
Mairos Is a 200
2100 fide, 2500 online
All your phrases start with mairos...
Hard to believe Im not the fav furry
No Kirby = dead chat
i don't have any favorite furry
do you still like women
Mine is bast
Always
bast doesn't look like a furry
No
quasant
Croiguette
We need duo bot vs stockfish
En croissant 
Wait are you being serious?!?
How did it lose in 23 moves.. ( with hints on )
Cause stockfish is crazy
But wouldn’t it be longer..
I’ve tried the other GMs and bots
All of them last at least until end game
Depends on the opening
Cause he is like 2k
Oh that makes more sense.
Thought he would be like 3k with his insane bullying trash talk
mrrp meow
I just played him rn
He played so bad
Hi
Ong this makes more sense to me than chess in general
e
It's prove 1+2=3 basically
I guess they did, im blitzing my moves and beating him
Ig he is like 1800 now
He was 2500 ish for sure
Yesterday I beat my boss at chess and received a cash prize 

What’s going on with this bot 😭
Its adaptive to any rating probably
the cat shakers
What is this opening to blunder pawn
oh damn
nah this shit wild
play queens pawn as white t han black responds with e4 hanging a pawn on move 1
Réti opening: Ross gambit
anyone wanna play a unrated game?
@primal mirage bro im your biggest fan youre so good at dancing
Mine's even worse
what the 💀
AM SO NERVOUS
are they good
trash
I did it boiz
no im still in the car going there
lmfao really no point in being nervous you either win or u lose
420 trophies good job
Theyre like 40+ and im just 15

well then
😭
idk if you'll win if their 40
And theres this one guy
Who was flirting with me in the gc he didnt know i was a minor and now im gon meet him f2f
Thank you
💀💀
well good luck, first otb is always scary
pretty sure 40 plus
then report his ass to the police wtf
does he know they are a minor?
Well he didnt really know my age at first
what's his elo
💀
i bet his age is more than his elo
i should not play chess before work. it bums me out
i mean he still wants to meet, if that shit happened to me i wouldnt
i would say stay the fuxk away
Lesson learned i should add age in my bio🤡
blackpilled again
better yet stop dating online if ur a minor
I dont date online yes
dating online can be pretty sketch
lmao true
technically 18 and 54 are legal
hi chat
best course of action would be blocking him and doing your homework wen
How do u iblock in rl
restraining order
should have brought your boyfriend or some male friend to protect you
go to church and confess
thats what guns are invented for
yes my lil bro and chihuahua
Loll
what is their elo
okay, have them protect you
what is their elo
My dad is 1.8 my mom is whatischess
spread your buttcheeks
how did i know you were filipino goddamn 😭
I kinda feel less nervous ty humans
i just know at this point
filipino 
Who?
you
its the way u talk idk
now everything clicked together
i double checked your profilr
Ur filipino as well?
my gf is
Ahh
wait why are you going to an otb tournament at 8.07pm
2 people on filipino spectrum
yeah that's the real question
I do get what u meant, like the feeling ur tlaking to a fil
eyyy 🔥
drop album
Not all filipino are in the Philippines
Its 3pm here
@vague depot
bruh
then why did you go to gmt +3 timezone
yeah
What?
hi im newbie
you got the terminal emoji sickness
1v1?
Because my dad works there
Hi patrick just dont eat all the ice cream
i dont waana get humiliated but letz go why not
were HERE
Yeah i guess 🗿💀
unrated btw
i dont got fide rating either
Imma go play war thunder mobile bye
im going to eat borgir for lunch 
Yeah there is warthunder in play store only for pad
oh helll nah 😭
KSHMR 👍
What? Isnt it cool? It has make progress
👍 album is good
might check it out when i get home
its funny to imagine game like that being on a phone
the problem is that lyrics are in Hindi
ah i don't mind that
































































1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 Nc6 4. Nf3 Ne4 5. c3 Bg4 6. Bd3 e6 7. h3 Bh5 8. Nbd2 Qf6 9. Nxe4 dxe4 10. Bxe4 Bg6 11. Bg5 Bxe4 12. Bxf6 Bxf3 13. Qxf3 gxf6 14. Qxf6 Rg8 15. O-O-O Rxg2 16. e4 Be7 17. Qh8+ Bf8 18. Qxh7 Rxf2 19. [Rdf1] Rxf1+ 20. Rxf1 Nd8 21. h4 Kd7 22. h5 Kc8 23. h6 Nc6 24. Rxf7 Nd8 25. Rxf8
Yeah maybe in 2024 or 2025 or 2026 or 2027 or 2028 well you know
This is the Chess.com profile of yeyejuiceman. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 551 (739 peak)
whats ur br
false info
?
is that how the rating system is called
i forgot havent played in years
Eh i suck
everyone starts somewhere
Its been 2 years 💀
Same 
And i never got any 700 somewhere except the puzzles
:3
Is it on and off or you have any breaks?
It okey
I’ve been tryharding for like 3 months like every 2 months
But get reckt at 699
I mean even if you dont study, you can reach 1800 in 2 yrs
💀
Unless your on and off
you'll get better
https://open.spotify.com/track/7G5xEOORkAAUhx6wjTRb26?si=OrAHm2B9Rw2tQ3vadZBO-A actually not a bad song lmao
I have a brain of a snail
dont look at my profile
Wanna play an unrated daily game?
be an OG
PoggiesMcPoggersFace
K
are you an OG tord man
That you have been in the server for a while
i actually am not lmao
i think if u joined in 2022 u got it
what if you both kissed
Nah u have to join in 2022 which is impossible so no one else can get it lol
Bro is 1126 elo how am i gonna beat him with e4💀
dont
Already did💀
Wait u sent one rated.. Should we abort the game?
Wait what are you talking about?
No
I will libel you
OG role
Bro did send a picture lmao
very sad ik 😭
I joined 2022 and I don't have it..
Use your text why vocal there can be predator of discord here
U sure? It’s a bit unfair lol
Ye
Alright
what 😭
Idk then
If it rated i will surely lose some rate
Because predator search for kid female under 18 to 30
Are u on pc? If so u can check how much rating
I am best chess player of all
I think prob close to none
kid female under 18 to 30
wait shit this isnt google

Actuallyi am pad but k can use pc butnot today
Whole world is not of my skill
Oh it’s okay 👍🏻
omg chesscom morning crowd hiiiii
💀


But anw fr though u can go here #1039982616159465595
For frequently asked Qs^
hello whismy
damn bro
I'm not
Idk but u can read the existing answers bc i think someone alr asked
smh
is the inventor of chess in this server
hi mfo
😑
whimsical
what was bro thinking
THE QUEEEN
aight
its so facinating move because it hangs the queen in 1 move
“Imma get myself some meat!” *miss clicks on tiny phone screen…
and thats how i got to 1200
hey guys
hunger games
can i post a link
can someone check it out can tell me how many blunders
(i am black)
YEAHHH FREEDOM
GUNS WOOOOP WOOOOP!
Disclaimer I hate guns though I do own one
sure
hello!
Awahooo!
what if they are palestinian
Fight for the rights of every man
what if they are jewish
valid
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN ✊
what if they are gay
Same rights as normal person ain’t nothing wrong
what if they are a woman
what point are you making here i can only hate so many minorities
Just don’t add more rights
i hate every minority equally
TO THE OVEN
I hate every majority
what
i hate every single person on earth equally
if ur gonna flex ur stupid voice messages perms at least say something dumbass
ayo
tord man 🗣️
i love you but please never send that again
Bruh
Someone’s mentally challenged
my wife left me cause she was on her period all the time, kept screaming at me saying that i "cheated on her" and that im a "monster", like bitch the homies dont count
:3
you had your socks on it's not your fault
One word (Bruh)
my wife left me because i was too addicted to robux gambling
Dollar sign one time
Woah you are truly a powerful person
💀
Ain't no way a 1500 is flexing rating
nice
ice is hard
chat im 1001 rated im sexy
🥵
segsi
Not as hard as my ||punch||
3 seconds on the clock...
wtf is your name
Im playing basketball..
estimated rating means nothing
who would you let into society dio or sukuna
I don't know either
it really doesn't make much of a difference they're both gonna drop in like it's fortnite and kill everyone
Ikr
bro wym more fatality
shit is really gonna be fortnite i'm not joking
Im tryna see that body count
once they in they aint coming out
would you let johan into society for 100k
who's johan
what about him
He looks Germanic
he is german indeed
dude where do i pull 55 from
you don't
Johan planned to kill everyone in the world and had access to Nukes
I'd allowed that mf into society for a dollar
You played rapid
naww
good
you a psychopath bro
yeah but all my games were 22
a dollar is too much
Not good after a certain level
1 cent
Whats your bullet on lc
bro finna give the 50 kill combo compilation 🔥
alr next on
2k
@warm peak would you let anya into society
havent played for a while so its returned to prov let me try some
And blitz?
blitz is 2200
tbh I wouldn't considering pretty much everyone has edp haki rn
hell no
how did ya reach that in bullet
same bro
It's really very tough for me to even reach 1k
by winning
Oooo
🐒💨
Thx bro
did never knew that
what was that position?
my knight was superior to his bishop
and I played the whole game with one missing knight
damn bro shouldnt the provisional give me 50 what is this scam
knight blunder on move 3
by playing fast
If I do that I get in a very bad position
currently 950 in chess.com and 1330 in lichess
the rook is already on a1
figure it out yourself self ionno, you are better
my bad
Rxc3 if Nxc3
I don't understand
why white resigned here?
probably lay off bullet for awhile play rapid and get good first
Rc1 g5 hxg5 hxg5 fxg5 Rg6 Kf3 I think
it may not be exactly equal but it's ok
I don't know why either
because white is dumb
Currently 1530 in rapid on chess.com
the only reason could be that my knight was stronger than his bishop, but he had a fairly good chance at winning, maybe he was just busy
Position could be opened Ig
but yeah he could be busy
oh bro was playing classical or something
I mean 15 mins is quite a bit of time for that
i always play 15 + 10
kinda sleepy so 30 mins
I should try that
it works, trust me
I hate misses more than blunders
would you let yujiro hanma into society or let eren pull off the rumbling
I hate both
let yujiro in
even im not that crazy 💀
bro ww2 technology was able to kill titans
if they dropped a nuke on eren it's over
true
prob will take millions of lives in the process but fk it

at least we're not dealing with the ogre going around humbling people
how is he gonna humble anyway if he views them all as insects
true
ReaL
and eren started the rumbling only to kill his enemies so if he views nobody as an enemy he would prob not start it
chacmate
yo what arena r u in clash royale
beautiful
checkmating with the horse gotta be 4 most satisfying things fr
smothered .. 🤤
I didn't even know that was mate
Ppl still play that game?
only bcs my friends to tbh
I see
but i did do some grinding on the league ladder or whatever and got to league 9
shows how easy the game is honestly ive only won liek 2k battles
I don't play that game
i dont blame you lmao
I used to... ig I barely played that game lmfao
never tried it tbf
No Kirby = dead chat
ive never really played any video games
played clash of clans tho once it was goated
Someone tell me what that is
other than chess lol
also look at what i made
morning chat
Kirby who
@static ridge try call of duty
click link please
I still have my account running lol
@covert cosmos

its a cool word to say in public
ferrari or lambo tho
I have lkd 
ferrari
hola
a book
oh yeaaa pretty sure I've seen her once
Both
hi las
@digital phoenix lasagna!
i think she loves kirby
hola
pick one 😏
really hard to tell
yeah im reading between the lines on this one
Who doesn't
Sus
also i played absolutely horrible in selection today i think im not gonna make the team
damn
Aston martin
Just v clone them
hi turd
who would you let into society griffith or madara
hello millimetreo
Hi tord man
intersting
Connect your account @maiden helm please
stfu
Hi
lmfao
Why
If u gon make me choose one... I'd choose something that's in middle... Aston Martin is a good choice
don’t tell me what to do
I said please
Rc8 Bb5 Rc7 Qa6 Qe7+ Qe6 Qxe6+ Kd1 Qe2# (this is unrealistic)
Rc8 bxc4 Rxc6 f4 Re6+ Kf2 Ng4+ Kf3 Be2+ Kg2 Qd5 Kh3 Nf2 Kh4 Be7 wins the queen
Qe8+ Bxe8 Rxe8+ Qe7 Rxe7+ Kd1 Be2+ Ke1 Bf3+ Kf1 (Right starting moves didn't find Bg4+ until later)
(Found it)
idk who they are
wild
eww
anyone here from england?
yea
@maiden helm you are tording today
Aston Martin is one of those cars that u can drive anywhere coz it looks both classy and sporty
fortunately not
do you know berserk
idk i feel like ferrari is superior tbh
do you have an ECF rating?
Both are worse but i would chose madara, shit griffith is build different bros intrusive thoughts are unstoppable💀💀💀
i do, its like 1650 i belive but ive only played 2 games
Griffith? @tropic plaza
Did u read what I said in that statement or did u just go eww coz of Aston Martin 
uh?
send the link
my gosh darn internet turned off and won’t turn back on no matter what i do
suffer
seems to be working
damn im doing my first ecf tournament tmr, what should i expect?
its a trash game I blundered knight on move 3 to troll him
tbh i just saw aston martin and i was eww 😔
Something called mobile data
Sup noobs
Makes sense but still u can't compare them both coz how similar both cars are
i choose madara too bro i'd rather dio sukuna doffy and johan get released into society if griffith doesn't
eh like some 1300s in the first rounds and it will slowly get harder. Whats your online rating?
bob the builder can he fix it
i am
ok.
shit would take too much time
I already figured that much 
no
and it gets me wins. im not complaining
W
on chess.com its 550
then you are probably fked 👍
I would rather die if it meant griffith would not set foot on our earth, bros evil is almost unmatchable
lol
do you know the anime naruto
how dare u try to get good at chess!!!
tmr is going to be a great day
why are you playing an ecf rated tornament at 500?
weeb spotted
my b
Remember classic asphalt game?
i hate anime
i just wanna get a rating im expecting like -100
asphalt 8 legends?
w
Bob the builder NO HE CANT
damn
Nah that's not classic
watch berserk
yea there isnt a point below 1k. The lowest ecf rated player i know is like 1200
i can
dude there are so many unrateds i play during fide rated who are absolute dogshit like they probably wanna try




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