💬〡general-off-topic

[uncut fable]

it’s like scholar’s mate but in an open position

[peak plank]

I dont like the kings gambit

[glossy radish]

mita?? no mod anymore?

[peak plank]

(personally)

[uncut fable]

most people will just go nc6 and blunder M7

[summer basin]

If you want to have some real fun while playing chess, play King's Gambit.

[peak plank]

yeah I found that out a while ago

[spark sage]

Nope 😕

[covert cosmos]

deez knights

[glossy radish]

aw. anyway long time no see, hope you’re doing alright

[summer basin]

Idk man, I enjoy winning a game of chess. I have very high win percentage with Kg.

[uncut fable]

most normal puzzle position

[peak plank]

Idk I really like to keep my pawns

[rare vector]

You really want to kill a 300elo like that?

[spark sage]

Thanks man i hope u guys are doing ok as well

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

[uncut fable]

that’s a high elo thing tho

[glossy radish]

poor guy’s crying rn

[peak plank]

wdym

[summer basin]

I have 216 games on my main account, and I have a win percentage of 60% with KG.

[peak plank]

its purley a preference

[uncut fable]

2000, down a pawn is a terrible position
1300, down a bishop is drawable

[glossy radish]

wait how

[digital phoenix]

and only like 5 active

[uncut fable]

down a clean pawn, at least

down a pawn in a gambit isn’t bad at all at any level

[glossy radish]

undercover mod??

[glossy radish]

las, mashu is fking scary at ml

[peak plank]

oh no

[digital phoenix]

what main and rank

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

[summer basin]

I think it's a really good opening for people who are starting. It will give you the motivation to solve puzzles, and will help you sharpen your tactical skills.

[grim edge]

gg kirby

[covert cosmos]

deez knights

[glossy radish]

argus or something. rank mythic? mashu also top 53 or something 💀

[torpid lintel]

What opening are you talking about?

[glossy radish]

with that hero* in the us

[peak plank]

kings gambit

[summer basin]

King's Gambit.

[digital phoenix]

nice nice

[uncut fable]

King’s Gambit.

[peak plank]

Kayden is daily or is kayden trolling

[digital phoenix]

any hero that i have no idea what it is is very scary

[peak plank]

actually no Kayden too bad at chess

[summer basin]

Indeed, It is very scary for black. lol

[grim edge]

Anyways I am gonna go play krunker

[grim edge]

Huh

[glossy radish]

number 33 argus wtf

[torpid lintel]

Then I think it's not good for new players because that weak your King but I don't know😅

[glossy radish]

IDFK MY POINT IS UOURE SCARY OK

[grim edge]

Thanks kirby

[grim edge]

Not even my main -w-"

[peak plank]

@grim edge ur 16 so not mod

[uncut fable]

the most fun part about a 1300 elo king’s gambit is when they blunder this

[summer basin]

Well, I am not saying good for like beginner beginners. Somewhat like above 1000 points chess.com or 1400+ lichess

[digital phoenix]

how do people even play the same hero so much and not get bored

like my yuzhong power should be 2k soon but im already bored of it

[glossy radish]

WDYM NOT YOUR MAIN

[summer basin]

Oh yes, many people do that even at a higher level. I have seen even lichess 1900 do that

[glossy radish]

ALT ACCOUNT???

[grim edge]

My friend is 3th place at yuhong in Singapore

[uncut fable]

geez

[grim edge]

Ye -w-"

[peak plank]

U gonna respond? @grim edge 😉

[glossy radish]

don’t talk to me ever again

i’m scared

[grim edge]

What...

[glossy radish]

HI MOHIT

[grim edge]

;-;

[summer basin]

https://lichess.org/5dVJSBoc
Here is a lichess 1900 making this exact mistake.

[worn ice]

John33 (1929) vs. svanterosenlind (1938)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. [f4] exf4 3. Nf3 g5 4. h4 f6 5. Nxg5 fxg5 6. Qh5+ Ke7 7. Qxg5+ 

[peak plank]

but its lichess it doesnt matter

[torpid lintel]

I still don't know but king gambit contain lot of lines so.
But yah ask @peak plank he was my first coach on discord :)

[peak plank]

Dont play KG

[covert cosmos]

lichess 1900 = cc 1500

[grim edge]

Ight it's time to quit ML for 1 year again.. 😮‍💨

[cedar osprey]

@summer basinHey please no lichess links

[peak plank]

ok so bast gave u SS or who

[cedar osprey]

Or am i

[summer basin]

I think lichess 1900 is about 1650 cc. I had a similar rating.

[uncut fable]

i taught a 900 the KGA and the principles of when they don’t accept, he absolutely massacred until 1100 when he started struggling again

[summer basin]

When I was 1900 lichess, I was about mid 1600s on cc

[covert cosmos]

close enough

[peak plank]

Currently bast is the biggest troll in the server

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix what ur rank in ML?

[uncut fable]

how about the guy who posted nsfw 5 times and then got banned

[summer basin]

Well, I think you just have to keep sharpening your tactical eyes. Otherwise, you will always do poorly in KG>

[upbeat viper]

Am I

[peak plank]

not a troll

[peak plank]

yes.

[upbeat viper]

Why

[summer basin]

I think person who is going to have a better tactical eye wins the opening in KG.

[peak plank]

you:

[peak plank]

who is giving you these SS XDDDD

[summer basin]

Does anyone want to practice Knight-Bishop endgame?

Or KG.

[peak plank]

I like to practice rook endgame more

[summer basin]

Oooh, I like those.

[peak plank]

I am no.1 rook endgame player trust

[summer basin]

There is a really cool one. Rook-king versus Rook-bishop-king

One of the most difficult ones.

Or one of the tricky ones.

[peak plank]

im no.3 here

[summer basin]

Pixel, would you like a game with me?

[peak plank]

I dont play just joins

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

only if you connect

[summer basin]

Ah fair enough. lol

[peak plank]

ah- youd rather keep ur just joined satus?

[summer basin]

I just didn't know about this thing

I am new to discord.

[peak plank]

if you connect U become not just joined

[summer basin]

I will do it right away

[peak plank]

you joined discord in 2020

[summer basin]

yes. IKR. But never used it.

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[peak plank]

ok connect

ok cool

ill play 🙂

[summer basin]

I downloaded it back in the day to interact with my chess friends on other platforms who were on discord. I found discord too overwhelming

[peak plank]

but im not gonna gurentee any openings

[summer basin]

Sure. lol

You at least know which ones to avoid lol

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/w8sD3 go easy on me

also I will play into a KG if I have to

im not scared of you.

[covert cosmos]

stockfish

[dawn yew]

is the king worth inf or 0

[peak plank]

inf

[digital phoenix]

0

[peak plank]

did you say that just to be the opposite of what I said

[digital phoenix]

[warm peak]

number 2 is me

fr

[covert cosmos]

0

[echo kestrel]

Guys I need some advice. I'm playing someone whose 100% cheating (they went from 800 to 2100 in 2 weeks while tilting at the 800 level.) Should I just resign knowing I'll get my points back or play on anyways even though I'm guaranteed to lose?

[grim edge]

Idk but i wouldnt waste time playing a cheater if i knew they were cheating

[echo kestrel]

Yeah..

[grim edge]

Chess is such a great game one good day can sweep away a week of losing

[peak plank]

gg

you play your opening well

[grim edge]

Me?

[peak plank]

Sahib.

[summer basin]

lol, you played very well. I thought your rating was 1000 but it's not lol. That's deceptive

[peak plank]

ah- youve already realized im not 1000?

[summer basin]

Well, how can I realize without playing a game

[grim edge]

I knew that and i havent even played you yet

[summer basin]

I think you are at least 1700 cc

[peak plank]

I couldve been lucky

👍🏼

[summer basin]

lol. I see.

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[summer basin]

Thanks for the compliment pixel

[peak plank]

ig I do mean it

you put a lot of pressure

[grim edge]

My goal is to get to 2000 in 2025

Wish I can

[summer basin]

It was a good game. I think I blundered somewhere and you just didn't miss the opportunity.

YOu held your ground very well.

[grim edge]

You guys wanna lose?

[peak plank]

thanks

[summer basin]

Most people panic in king's gambit. I think you didn't panic at all.

[peak plank]

nah im used to seeing it

[summer basin]

It's kinda hard to not panic as black when you're getting attacked like that.

[peak plank]

thats fair

[covert cosmos]

bwiwiand mov

[summer basin]

Ig you are a too seasoned player.

[covert cosmos]

you always hang a knight in the opening for no reason

[summer basin]

But do I have a point in playing KG now? lol Do you approve it?

[peak plank]

I think it fits you well- you can play it well.

[summer basin]

For beginners or intermediates like myself?

[summer basin]

Hmmm. I see.

[manic acorn]

That’s crazy

[peak plank]

Whatever you choose is based on ur playstyle

[summer basin]

That's true.

[grim edge]

Kirby do you live in the U.s?

[summer basin]

KG fits my style. I know I will have to learn better openings at higher level. But I haven't hit that level yet. I think

[peak plank]

I have to go now, thanks for the games 🙂

[covert cosmos]

why do you need to know

[grim edge]

Idk

[covert cosmos]

i dont

[peak plank]

@keen parrot is 2400 and sitll plays the kings gambit. its fine, you can play it anywhere execpt for daily games

[manic acorn]

🇨🇦

[peak plank]

and maybe some 90+30 games

[summer basin]

Thanks for the Game pixel. I really enjoyed the game. It's usually not the case when I lose a KG game that I am happy. lol

[grim edge]

I'm trash that why

[shy pike]

🇺🇸 🦅 🍔🍟 🏈 🔫🔫

[manic acorn]

Who plays daily games

[covert cosmos]

literally america

[summer basin]

Interesting. You have to be very good tactician to do that. lol

[shy pike]

🍔 🫃

[spiral badger]

How long you been playing?

[grim edge]

Jose can you see

[shy pike]

🛻

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

by dawn's early light

[manic acorn]

🇲🇽 🌵 🌮 🌯 🦅 ⚽️

[covert cosmos]

i love kirby

[shy pike]

i love kirby

[grim edge]

I hate kirby

[covert cosmos]

boo

why hate kirby

[grim edge]

Close to a year

About 2 more.month ig?

[grim edge]

Because pokemon is better

[covert cosmos]

ew

[grim edge]

2 more month then it's a year

[spiral badger]

1300 in year seems about average

[dawn yew]

missclicking makes me want to pull my heart off

[pallid plinth]

Really I don't think so

[covert cosmos]

j'aime kirby

[pallid plinth]

I got 1400 in 4 months

[grim edge]

Ye ig

[grim edge]

Good job ^^

[dawn yew]

Squish it and say "BLOOOD"

[covert cosmos]

ok

[grim edge]

i hate differential equations sincerely

[dawn yew]

And then put it all in my mouth and feel the warm blood flow

[summer basin]

I don't think it's appropriate to compare people like this. I tell you one thing, when talent forgets to work hard, hard work wins. I have seen people for whom it took very long to get to average level, but they are now much stronger than their peers. I think at the end we are all very hard working and dedicated people.

[dawn yew]

before I die

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[pallid plinth]

Its not that much /:

[covert cosmos]

too lazy

[summer basin]

See I proved my point lol

[pallid plinth]

I hate when my Spotify won't load ):

[summer basin]

When talent forgets to work hard, hard work wins.

So, don't underestimate anyone.

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bobatyun-kirby-taehyun-gif-19369897

[grim edge]

...

[pallid plinth]

Underestimate everyone👍

[summer basin]

Haha, or you can underestimate everyone. That's acceptable too. lol

[pallid plinth]

Magnus Carlsen is easy ong ong

[glossy radish]

dododododo

unityyy !!!

[summer basin]

I have been made aware of that but pixel preferred to keep it a secret. Feel free to edit/delete your text lol

[upbeat viper]

Pixel is a former close to 2100

[glossy radish]

bad

[upbeat viper]

Hi 🍞

[glossy radish]

hi bast

[torpid lintel]

Hey Bast :)

[glossy radish]

no.

ocean’s voice is so deep lmfao 💀💀

[torpid lintel]

This for you Bast haha

[glossy radish]

yeah but ocean’s voice is DEEP

thankfully

he’d be very scary

ehhh it’s still deep

[upbeat viper]

Sorry to disappoint you but he's lower than me 👀

[fiery beacon]

I’d legit shit my pants despite the fact that I’m two inches taller than him

[grim edge]

Yo

[fiery beacon]

Like I’d be looking down at him and cowering

[grim edge]

That is definitely Michael Myers

[glossy radish]

you’re two inches taller than incho?? tf

[fiery beacon]

He said 6 foot

[glossy radish]

incho is 6’6

[covert cosmos]

slslsls

[fiery beacon]

I didn’t know that

[glossy radish]

you’d be pissing yourself

[grim edge]

any tips for carpal tunel?

[glossy radish]

lmfao. i have it too 💀

[fiery beacon]

All the different fluids would be coming out of me

[glossy radish]

what fluids..

[grim edge]

How yall so tall ;-;

[covert cosmos]

ban

[fiery beacon]

Noo

[grim edge]

If you do it I will do it

[torpid lintel]

@upbeat viper

[fiery beacon]

Y’all are weird

[covert cosmos]

like nervous system go boom boom or something

[digital phoenix]

mohit the number one snitch

unlucky

[grim edge]

Ayo?

[fiery beacon]

It’s that thing that you get when you play guitar too much (or just generally use your wrists too much) and your hand gets circulation cut off and it’s like half of your hand is permanently asleep

[fallen valley]

Terrible opinion

[fiery beacon]

Same ocean is just cool like that

[grim edge]

My fav mod is Bastoura and daily

[void fjord]

Game less

[fiery beacon]

You get used to it

[grim edge]

Sorry bro addicted to chess

[covert cosmos]

how to cure carpal tunnel

[fiery beacon]

Especially when you have an office job and you have the worlds most uncomfortable mouse and you get carpal tunnel and you still have to use your hand despite the lack of feeling

[void fjord]

Ever heard of over the god damn board?

[peak plank]

Stop bully him

[covert cosmos]

ever heard of being introverted

[fiery beacon]

Cut open your wrist 👍 (do not cut open your wrist)

[grim edge]

Let's go

[peak plank]

Agreed

[fiery beacon]

Have a surgeon cut open your wrist

[covert cosmos]

time to cut open my wrist

[fallen valley]

[grim edge]

Deep ocean

[void fjord]

How does that have anything to do with what I just said

[glossy radish]

ocean

[grim edge]

Did you have carpal tunnel?

[fiery beacon]

Can you take a video and send it to me so I can watch

[covert cosmos]

you have no one to play otb with 💀

[fallen valley]

I have never had carpal tunnel, no

[peak plank]

How come he lasts longer in daily then you do against me

[covert cosmos]

dude has 0 iq

[grim edge]

Never heard of that

[fiery beacon]

Frequently but not currently

[tropic plaza]

Baguette

[upbeat viper]

Because I didn't calculate anything and just wanted a funny position

[fiery beacon]

Also I do know that question was not for me I just like answering questions

[upbeat viper]

[tropic plaza]

Bast slowly turning into a bakery

[torpid lintel]

You mean tunnel vision?
If yes then play slow games like 15/10 and use your time there.

1. Before moving ask your self
   Is it safe to move?
   What my opponent attacking or what your opponent want?
   And more!
   Also for nice advise ask here #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk
   But yah read #1040028251965358121 message

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-bye-chat-cat-sushi-gif-24629010

[fiery beacon]

Basically the same thing

Wrist, brain? What’s the difference

[torpid lintel]

Ah

[peak plank]

Tunnel vision is a medical thing though, it's just different in chess too

[tropic plaza]

Toes and brain whats the difference

[glossy radish]

meow

[peak plank]

But tunnel vision is real

[upbeat viper]

Miaou

[grim edge]

Meow

[fiery beacon]

Exactly man they’re all body parts

[tropic plaza]

Bast when are you releasing new type of bread?

Size

[swift panther]

guys imagine chess in 2d

[peak plank]

I don't think that has to be said

[echo kestrel]

I do this and it doesn't work

[torpid lintel]

[grim edge]

It wasn't

Anyways gn yall

[void fjord]

Not to be that guy but 💀

[fallen valley]

The value on the black market

[torpid lintel]

You are 2000 so you do less blunders then us 😅 but then do puzzle? You know why you do that mistake? If yes then try to fix it then hahav

[echo kestrel]

I've lost 6 in a row

[fallen valley]

Only when you're Locked Out

Only moderators can see that you're timed out

[peak plank]

Only "banned" which is different from being actually banned

[torpid lintel]

Ah and why did you lose?

[peak plank]

Locked out people can appeal

[glossy radish]

meow meow

[echo kestrel]

Cuz my opponents all cheated

That's what imma blame it on

Nah fr though 1 of them 100% cheated

[drowsy lodge]

yo @cedar osprey what openings should a 700 learn? for black??

[torpid lintel]

If they did you will get your rating back soon haha

[fallen valley]

I would suggest playing on principles, not a specific opening yet

[echo kestrel]

Bro look at these accuracies though... how do I keep up with this

[grim edge]

Meow?

[peak plank]

1.e5 in response to e4

[torpid lintel]

Opening principal maybe read here #1040028251965358121 message

[peak plank]

In some of them ur just bad

[twin moon]

70% accuracy is pretty easy to get

[echo kestrel]

I've only played under 70 once

[twin moon]

Granted that’s relative to the match

But overall

[peak plank]

You legit play kings gambit and the worse kings gambit @echo kestrel

[twin moon]

I think it’s just tilt

[echo kestrel]

King's Gambit is great

[peak plank]

It's the only opening you know

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

[torpid lintel]

Maybe try playing blitz

[fallen valley]

Seconded

[shy pike]

mrowww

[twin moon]

Well also, playing KG and duras is gonna affect accuracy

[echo kestrel]

My blitz is amazing rn surprisingly

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2064 (2180 peak)
Blitz: 2166 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[echo kestrel]

LOL I just realized my blitz and rapid peaks are the exact same. I never realized that

[twin moon]

Since naturally the accuracy for that may not be top even if it works out

[torpid lintel]

When I lose lot of games I play blitz and I play kinda better there when I keep losing on rapid :)

[echo kestrel]

Oh yeah btw rn I'm playing someone whose also lost 6 in a row LOL

[echo kestrel]

So yeah this is a great match happening rn

[glossy radish]

mrowwww

[fallen valley]

Ayo let's chill with the meow spam

[echo kestrel]

I WON A GAME CUZ MY OPPONENT DIED

[wet sleet]

https://discord.nfp.is/?v=https%3A%2F%2F31.filelu.com%2Fd%2Fw53l3sdijqqnjjtacom4k4xezpx64huqb5aviyzsatt2m464m5vrbn4x66puqnwxdotbteyx%2FWhiplash.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4&i=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.nfp.is%2Fav1%2Fempty.png

[echo kestrel]

YAY now I'm playing someone whose also lost 100 points in the last 2 days

[warm peak]

im not falling for that

[wicked nest]

mod do you know how many times ive gotten warnings and mutes since i joined the server?

[warm peak]

50 million times

[fluid kraken]

90

[fallen valley]

5 times that I can see

[upbeat viper]

5 yep

[tulip lichen]

Banned

[upbeat viper]

Booo

[fluid kraken]

Bro joined today

Nvm

[fallen valley]

Some of them are weird

[fluid kraken]

I can’t read

[echo kestrel]

Can you check mine?

[fluid kraken]

I’ve been warned once

[echo kestrel]

From what I know I keep getting warned for accusing people of cheating

[tulip lichen]

Like me

[fluid kraken]

I think

[peak plank]

Yikes only 1950

[tulip lichen]

I eat cereal without milk

[echo kestrel]

Oh and that time I posted a bunch of WW2 German man memes

[fallen valley]

Also 5, but not near as disturbing

[fluid kraken]

go away you creepy guy

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy

[peak plank]

Smh

[glossy radish]

:(

[tulip lichen]

😭

[glossy radish]

i was saying it every two minutes or something

[fluid kraken]

At least you can’t put the milk first

[tulip lichen]

2 mods are watching don't get too weird chat

[peak plank]

Ive gotten a warning for asking for help in a rated game even though I wasn't even playing a game at that time

[echo kestrel]

Bro I think my opponents have died twice in a row

I remember in another server my first ever warning was for "faking an application"

[fleet sigil]

check mine

[echo kestrel]

Idek what that's supposed to mean

[fluid kraken]

Check me too

[fallen valley]

Two. One of them was me

[tulip lichen]

Bro pawn b5 bishop moves c8 pins the queen

[echo kestrel]

Bro my opponent just spent 4 MINUTES on a move in a 10 minute game

[fallen valley]

Only one, but it shows up 3 times for some reason

[bright shuttle]

true

[tulip lichen]

Nvm that hangs a bishop

[primal shore]

I've probably got quite a few

[tulip lichen]

So the bishop has to move anywhere else

[primal shore]

I get political teehee

[bright shuttle]

bishop commit sucide😱

[grim edge]

Meow meow <3

[primal shore]

I was told that if I wasn't so political I'd be fots sob

[bright shuttle]

whats does fots mean

[peak plank]

You got frenemy before anyways

[bright shuttle]

future of the sigma

[peak plank]

Purple people

[fleet sigil]

father of the spe

[fallen valley]

Smegma males like Andy Tater tots

[tulip lichen]

Would you be able to eat a raw piece of meat

[grim edge]

No ofc

[tulip lichen]

Exactly because you're a human not a cat

[fleet sigil]

yes

[primal shore]

Depends on the meat

[grim edge]

Never said I was a cat -_-

[tulip lichen]

You're weird

[primal shore]

Chicken? No, deer or beef? Probably

[bright shuttle]

are you a cat😍

[primal shore]

Fish? Yea

[fallen valley]

I would be happy to so long as it's not diseased or infested

[fleet sigil]

no u

[grim edge]

No

[bright shuttle]

👿

[fleet sigil]

no u

[uncut fable]

it’s something called pe_is music

[primal shore]

Same

[bright shuttle]

n

[tulip lichen]

Deer and beef still have bacteria but they get killed when you cook it

[uncut fable]

dw it’s family friendly you can find it on YouTube

[grim edge]

I only meow for my fav person -_-

[fluid kraken]

Nah what

[bright shuttle]

big black men

[grim edge]

No It's V

[tulip lichen]

Woahhh

[primal shore]

yea but typically its not very strong to humans, people eat raw meets all the time

[fluid kraken]

Tf

[bright shuttle]

😭

[primal shore]

Meats*

[fluid kraken]

They trying to stay Paleolithic

[tulip lichen]

Beef tartare is expensive because they have to kill the bacteria by another way other than cooking it

[primal shore]

not enough

[bright shuttle]

liver king just died of liver problems from the use of steroids🥶 thats quite the name for the liverking

[fallen valley]

I'm in Spanish 201 😎😎 (Practically useless)

[fallen valley]

Wait fr?

[tulip lichen]

His liver gave up from allat blood he's been chugging 😭🙏

Skill issue😂

[fleet sigil]

he died?

[tulip lichen]

Couldn't be me💀

[primal shore]

there's some risks that come with eating them but typically it's moderately safe although yes it's better to cure it first

[fluid kraken]

he was young too

[primal shore]

And obviously i prefer cooked meat

[fluid kraken]

45 y of age

[primal shore]

My favourite meat is actually dried meat

[lament jacinth]

NO

[bright shuttle]

🥶

[fleet sigil]

why are you guys making fun of a persons death 💀

[primal shore]

That guy was actually so annoying

[fluid kraken]

Oh it’s that shawarma girl

[fluid kraken]

who

[primal shore]

The liverking

[glossy radish]

meowww

[fleet sigil]

6'1

[glossy radish]

lucy ilyt

[echo kestrel]

There we go

[primal shore]

He was such a fame chaser

[primal shore]

Ilyyy

[grim edge]

Meowww

[wet sleet]

short game

[fluid kraken]

I don’t see anywhere that he died

[echo kestrel]

Ehh yeah

[tulip lichen]

Liver king used "suicide prevention" as an excuse for blasting gear and lying to millions

[fleet sigil]

cuz he didnt

[fluid kraken]

Lmfao

[fleet sigil]

did not know that

[glossy radish]

mrppp

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[echo kestrel]

Dang yesterday was pets and today is people?

[broken mulch]

[lament jacinth]

Disowned, blocked, AND BEATEN

[tulip lichen]

Bro I'm gonna force feed you raw chicken breast if you don't stop meowing smh

[broken mulch]

[lament jacinth]

Cringe

[echo kestrel]

Do I hear breasts?? 😏

[tulip lichen]

Not that breast bro

[echo kestrel]

😩

[tulip lichen]

Focus

[lament jacinth]

6 ft 8

[echo kestrel]

My opponent hasn't moved in the last 2 minutes so I have nothing to do rn

[broken mulch]

🇷🇺

[lament jacinth]

Stop spamming emojis

[broken mulch]

Ok

[warm peak]

Average rapid player

[broken mulch]

-_-

[echo kestrel]

🇷🇺 ❤️

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[lament jacinth]

W

[tulip lichen]

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[tulip lichen]

Black king

Yes king

[broken mulch]

💪

[tulip lichen]

Bro what

[lament jacinth]

Delete that now

[tulip lichen]

Yeah the mods are asleep

[tulip lichen]

No

[warm peak]

mods got logs anyways

[tulip lichen]

They have logs

[echo kestrel]

How big are their logs?

[tulip lichen]

Then why did you delete it

[warm peak]

huge

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's wild

[tulip lichen]

ayo

[warm peak]

id get caught anyway if I left it or not

[glossy radish]

[echo kestrel]

I was asking how far back their logs go

[lament jacinth]

Why are you guys talking about log sizes

[warm peak]

my fate is inevitable

[echo kestrel]

Yk

[full path]

Because we are all gay

[echo kestrel]

(Totally)

[warm peak]

their LOGS ARE HUGE

MASSIVE

[lament jacinth]

Blocked

[warm peak]

thick huge logs man

[primal shore]

i love Russia honestly

[echo kestrel]

I love big logs

[tulip lichen]

No homo

[echo kestrel]

They have so much wood

[primal shore]

I've been so many times it's such a stunning country

[echo kestrel]

Russia has so many big logs

[lament jacinth]

Lucy enough starting political warfare in chat

[bright shuttle]

AYOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

GN chat ^^ hope u all have a great game of chess and a wonderful day

[echo kestrel]

Bro have you seen them though?

[tulip lichen]

The trees have big logs

[full path]

I love spreading misinformation

[warm peak]

mfw i spread misinformation on the internet

[primal shore]

talking about a country ain't political.

[echo kestrel]

This is the 3rd game in a row that I've gotten the world's slowest opponents

[warm peak]

im tryna see that fatality 😂

[echo kestrel]

But hey, I'm beating all of them

Which helps SO much after losing 6 straight

[lament jacinth]

No but it's heading that way 😭 you got a reputation for that stuff

[fickle rampart]

omg they added duolingo flairs

[broken mulch]

so nick will be more beautiful

[warm peak]

duolingo sucks

[primal shore]

Ain't anything political to talk about with Russia. They have shit politics end of story but i love the country and people

[warm peak]

and duo the bot sucks

[primal shore]

Duolingo does suck

Can't believe they have fake languages like klingon and french

[echo kestrel]

Les go this is some good recovery

[primal shore]

Fake languages before they make the real ones accurate

[lament jacinth]

The duolingo bird is within a 100km radius of your current location

[warm peak]

it sucks because I hate everything

[primal shore]

I'll fry and eat him

he ain't got shit on me

[lament jacinth]

@fickle rampart

[primal shore]

What's he gonna do? Bite me?

[warm peak]

@fickle rampart I would not take that disrespect bro

[lament jacinth]

Im 6 ft 8 btw

[warm peak]

im 7'2

[lament jacinth]

Nuh uhhh

[bright shuttle]

i am 10'8

[warm peak]

cant beat the nuh uh

[bright shuttle]

nuh uh huh uh nuhnuh ruh ruh uh uh

[primal shore]

I'm 267 cm

[warm peak]

short

[bright shuttle]

lucy so tall i can climb her like a tree😇

[echo kestrel]

Dang she's a big log

[pallid plinth]

I'm 1,0

[lament jacinth]

Sus

[broken mulch]

[lament jacinth]

Relatable

[fickle rampart]

Stop flaming pls

[warm peak]

he sucks

[bright shuttle]

Yonko level Mr breast

[fickle rampart]

Watch your tone, and your front door!

[warm peak]

your front door is crazy

[fickle rampart]

Sleep time for me

[bright shuttle]

i dont have a front door i live in my basement

[warm peak]

potato lives in my basement

[fickle rampart]

An owl will be showing up at your door too

[bright shuttle]

and with your kidnapped little girls

[fickle rampart]

Don’t think ur safe

[bright shuttle]

Duolingo needs to teach me chinese fr

[lament jacinth]

WHAT 😭

[fickle rampart]

Okay sleep time make sure to do your Duolingo lessons bye

[bright shuttle]

no

[primal shore]

Sleep with an eye open or you might wake up as fried bird wings

[warm peak]

idk how to respond to that

[warm peak]

ding ding ching ching

[fickle rampart]

[bright shuttle]

racist💀

[fickle rampart]

Do your Chinese lessons NOW

[bright shuttle]

no

[lament jacinth]

@ someone who smells like a garbage disposal

[fickle rampart]

I’m going to sleep, counting on you to get some xp

[bright shuttle]

😭

[fickle rampart]

Bye

[bright shuttle]

no

[glossy radish]

you wouldn’t 🥱

[lament jacinth]

Wanna make a bet

[fallen valley]

Y'all I just realized that Chessable has an app

[unborn sleet]

E

[lament jacinth]

You guys are slow

[grim edge]

web browser chessable better than the app imo

[nocturne elk]

As a Chinese individual I agree

[fallen valley]

Even on mobile?

[grim edge]

yeah

[fallen valley]

I will consider your recommendation

[glossy radish]

no

[pallid plinth]

What's a good opening for white I should learn I play London to much

I'm 1400

[nocturne elk]

iOS? 😳😮

[fallen valley]

Learn the QG if you enjoy d4 games. Maybe even the Jobava London

[real sable]

Match?

[pallid plinth]

OK ik all Londons but ima start using queens gambit in blitz and u rated for a while

[pallid plinth]

Not rn ima watch a few videos on queens gambit

[normal hatch]

filthy d4 players

[real sable]

Oki

[pallid plinth]

Shhh

[tribal silo]

As a vegan, im very offended

Now i need to pull up to your house and record a video on youtube about you being the problem

[real sable]

Meat

[tulip smelt]

hello

[real sable]

Frog taste like chicken breast

[digital phoenix]

pork

[echo kestrel]

My opponent died again

[nova trellis]

yo

[blissful tundra]

wats up guys

im back

[blissful tundra]

like irl?

[echo kestrel]

Nah

[blissful tundra]

did pain unfriend me?

bc i got like 2 accs this and the other hacked

oh wait no nvm

[peak plank]

@cedar osprey if there was a more obvious win- I didnt see it

[echo kestrel]

Nobody likes Pain lol

[blissful tundra]

💀

i like how people dont remember me

[void plume]

Pain hurts a lot fr

[blissful tundra]

i even started a server war

[void plume]

Whoa when

[blissful tundra]

maybe january or feb

i dont really remember

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

Same

[blissful tundra]

bro even a person givces out hard puzzles

i forgor his name

[dawn yew]

I haven't made my duolingo lessons since 2 months ago, No one is coming to kill me

[manic nova]

yet

[pallid plinth]

Hey do u wanna play ?

[real sable]

Sure

[pallid plinth]

Challenge me thrasher7230

[real sable]

K

[dawn yew]

they won't come

[warm peak]

duolingo is a very patient killer

[dawn yew]

I'm stronger, And I've learnt the language by myself, It will not come

oh shit, I'm wrong

Is shouldn't have said that

[pallid plinth]

Dam I murdered u

[real sable]

Gg, guess Dutch didn't work

[pallid plinth]

Yea

[real sable]

Still learning cato

Caro

[pallid plinth]

I mean it works but u played like 5 blunders

[cedar osprey]

💀

[real sable]

I suck at black

[real sable]

Only 1

[austere zinc]

Good afternoon fellow people

[cedar osprey]

This probably wins too but there were some beautiful lines

[tribal silo]

Anyone up for blitz or something

[pallid plinth]

3

[real sable]

Sure

[tribal silo]

Ok

[real sable]

Oh

[real sable]

User?

[tribal silo]

Ill Send challenge link

[real sable]

I mean, I use king Indians defense and attack, they were my strongest

[tribal silo]

https://play.chess.com/8Sc7u

[tribal silo]

I use the bong cloud

[real sable]

No Way

[grim edge]

Lol

[tulip lichen]

Guys I have to confession to make

I love big black buff juicy sweaty men🥵

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's so odd

[normal hatch]

Least gay chess player

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[uncut fable]

dude it’s this server

that’s like admitting you play chess

[dire glen]

Hi

do you also have this problem?

[manic nova]

no

[tulip lichen]

no

[tulip lichen]

1k+

[dire glen]

it's feels weird

[echo kestrel]

What problem?

[uncut fable]

i was gonna say something homophobic and remembered what server this is

[dire glen]

i can't see any avatar

just mine and some random users

[echo kestrel]

Dang

[echo kestrel]

You didn't know everyone changed their avatars to blank?

It's a server wide thing we're doing

[dire glen]

on my mobile I can see your normal pictures

I'm trying to fix it please don't troll me

[echo kestrel]

Ohh dang the server restarted. Thank god I just won my game

[fast sand]

Mine still not connecting

[dire glen]

fixed: if one of you have this problem in the future 'C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc' deleted 'hots' archive

[dusky spindle]

Hi

Ale Miranda u know me

[dire glen]

no

[dusky spindle]

Yes you do

On my previous cc account

[dire glen]

and you are?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> JSO J0313-1806 aka Titan Cameraman btw Skibidi toilets are running around in ur city (unstoppablequasar)

This is the Chess.com profile of unstoppablequasar. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: JSO J0313-1806 aka Titan Cameraman btw Skibidi toilets are running around in ur city (unstoppablequasar)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1870 (peak)
Blitz: 1775 (peak)
Bullet: 1810 (peak)

[dusky spindle]

This is my current account

My old account was

@ehm42

[dire glen]

ahhh

the person with the duck picture

[dusky spindle]

I changed name to @QuantumVerse100 2 days before the account got closef

They said I broke sportsmanship policy

I appealed to support

@clear wingQuasar is my current account

[astral oxide]

Sheesh

[astral oxide]

I have 400 ratings haha

[dire glen]

@dusky spindle I'm glad to meet you here Ehm

[dusky spindle]

Yes

[dire glen]

I've sent a friend request

[dusky spindle]

But account is muted until Nov 22

[dire glen]

f

[dusky spindle]

As part of the agreement

Yeah

[astral oxide]

Anyways how long you guys play chess???

[dusky spindle]

Um

2 years

[astral oxide]

Bro

[dusky spindle]

?

[uncut fable]

Since feb 26

[tribal silo]

1921

[nimble niche]

@dusky spindle hi ehm

[dusky spindle]

Do you know me?

On cc

Or something

Are u someone I know?

[nimble niche]

yes, on cc

[dusky spindle]

Your username?

??

[pallid plinth]

5 months

[sharp dock]

8 years

[pallid plinth]

Do /connect

[mystic stream]

20 hours

[lone zenith]

thats crazy yo

[lone zenith]

whats cc?

chess.com?

[grim edge]

hii

[sharp dock]

0_0

[lone zenith]

since july i think

im so good at chess that bro aborted after my signature move

[lone zenith]

my favourite openings tbh is ruy lopez as white and englund gambit as black

[twin moon]

Hero

Heyo*, Istg 💀

[echo kestrel]

I can tell you're an 800

[grim edge]

does anyone know of 973-eht-namuh-973.com?

[nocturne elk]

Dawg what

Is that “ human-the” spelt backwards

[lost sphinx]

Heyya

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[stable mirage]

@turbid charmysh

who tf is stark

[echo kestrel]

Tony Stark

Duh

@turbid charm We need you

[lost sphinx]

Billionaire, genius, philanthropist business man

You all are rated sooo highh

[echo kestrel]

chess.com owes me 33 points combined in rapid and blitz rn because of 100% confirmed cheaters

Idk how these guys don't get banned ever

[lost sphinx]

FR
So annoying

[echo kestrel]

Legit the only dude I've seen banned in the last week was some dude who wasn't even that suspicious and got banned literally half an hour after I played him

Idek how he's cheating it didn't really look like it lol

And yet there's a dude whose insanely obviously cheating and doesn't get banned

[lost sphinx]

They check their accuracy right???

[echo kestrel]

Clearly not

[bright folio]

no

[lost sphinx]

Ohhh then what??

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @astral oxide, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[digital phoenix]

CONNECT YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!!!

-neurolink

[astral oxide]

Ok

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[astral oxide]

Hello

[glossy radish]

just use /connect

[astral oxide]

Oww

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[glossy radish]

or click that

[astral oxide]

Ok done ty

[hasty iris]

I JUST BEAT AN IM

[glossy radish]

POG

[hasty iris]

they were trying to bully me

[glossy radish]

BRUCKED SO COOL

[hasty iris]

read this v

[glossy radish]

throw a bruck

[astral oxide]

Lol

[hasty iris]

wait i cant even send the message it;s too long. i'll send it in 2 parts

[astral oxide]

Me have 900 ELO HAHA

[glossy radish]

o

[hasty iris]

NEW GAME
IM TrainerOleg (2298) vs. sjbfan (1558) (5 | 5)
win +20 / draw +10 / lose +0
IM TrainerOleg: you beat one of my friends
sjbfan: the 10 second bullet game?
why was he salty about that one
IM TrainerOleg: imagine to be titled player and lose to patzer
sjbfan: lul
true u should tell him to improve his chess
2300 FM is rough
oh wait youre 2300 too
how
my FM friend is 2800+
IM TrainerOleg: whatever man
thanks for boost to 2300
sjbfan: +0 if you win 💀
IM TrainerOleg: damn
anyway i think you mean when i win
sjbfan: why we play 5+5 bro this is liek rapid
i dont play rapid
IM TrainerOleg: going for draw?
sjbfan: idc
its late
IM TrainerOleg: you wish
sjbfan: my king is coming careful
calculate well
dont blunder en passant
xd?

IM TrainerOleg offered a draw
IM TrainerOleg: omg
sjbfan: bro had 3 mins to calculate that
and loses
IM TrainerOleg: worst embarass of my life
sjbfan: ye
bullying a patzer and losing
you and your friend can sign up for my friend's classes
he charges 60 usd and hour for group lesson
you guys can learn from an FM
how to become 2700+ blitz and bullet
he teaches me a lot of good stuff you should check out his courses on chessable too

[astral oxide]

I wish I'm an IM or GM haha

[hasty iris]

IM TrainerOleg: who?
sjbfan: Alliswell998
IM TrainerOleg: i keep in mind
ok man
sjbfan: thanks
gg
IM TrainerOleg: you got lucky this time
sjbfan: maybe study this endgame
XDDD
lucky? u bnlunder easy draw
IM TrainerOleg: funny
sjbfan: maybe im still winning even if you dont blunder
GAME OVER
sjbfan won on time (5 | 5 Rated)
Your new Blitz rating is 1578 (+20).
Was IM TrainerOleg a good sport?
Sorry to hear that.
Block
Report
sjbfan: not gg i will report for stalling 3 minutes
IM TrainerOleg: come on
dont report
we'll play again
we were talking
sjbfan: bro you werent talking i was talking cause you were busy stalling
IM TrainerOleg: look man
its bad enough i lost to you
sjbfan: you and your friend should improve, FM and IM at 2300 blitz? bullying randoms on chess.com for ego?
https://www.chess.com/member/alliswell998
here is my friend's profile
contact him for lessons you need them
IM TrainerOleg: ok man
i'll look him
pls dont report
be cool
sjbfan: where are you from
IM TrainerOleg: it sucks hard for both of us
to lose to you
lot of points
lot of embarass
sjbfan: Wait you're on an anon titled account
what is your main
IM TrainerOleg: this is my main
i told them not to put title
sjbfan: you must have your full name in your profile if this is your main
IM TrainerOleg: i used to have, it got took down
sjbfan: ???
where are you from bro
IM TrainerOleg: latvia
now i live in usa
what about you?
sjbfan: Canada
IM TrainerOleg: ok
sjbfan: how old are you to be IM but act a bit childish online
IM TrainerOleg: i dont want talk right now
sjbfan: alright
IM TrainerOleg: we can play match sometimes
sjbfan: i will go back to playing bullet
thanks for the points

[glossy radish]

💀

[hasty iris]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92730101455 here is the game it was drawn and he blundered 💀

[worn ice]

TrainerOleg (2282) vs. sjbfan (1578)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. c4 d5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 Bb4 5. Bg5 O-O 6. e3 Be7 7. Bd3 a6 8. O-O h6 9. Bh4 Nbd7 10. Rc1 dxc4 11. Bxc4 b5 12. Bb3 Bb7 13. Ne5 Rb8 14. f4 Nxe5 15. fxe5 Ne4 16. Bxe7 Qxe7 17. Nxe4 Bxe4 18. Qg4 Bf5 19. Qf4 Bd3 20. Rfd1 Be2 21. Re1 Bd3 22. Red1 Be2 23. Rd2 Bh5 24. Rdc2 Rbc8 25. Rc6 Qb4 26. Rxa6 Qd2 27. Rf1 Qxb2 28. Qf2 Qxf2+ 29. Kxf2 c5 30. Rc1 c4 31. Bd1 Bxd1 32. Rxd1 c3 33. Rc1 b4 34. Ke2 Ra8 35. Rxa8 Rxa8 36. Rc2 Kh7 37. Kd3 Kg6 38. Kc4 Rb8 39. a3 b3 

[maiden mesa]

i like how theres an entire variation of the sicilian with a name and everything that just straight up hangs a piece

[glossy radish]

i have no words

[hasty iris]

💀

lets u send pics and gifs and lets u stream

oh they deleted the question

[compact beacon]

idk what are y'all's favorite troll opening but as black playing goldsmith defense is funny af for some reason

[maiden mesa]

the transvestite opening. it's real. im not joking.

[maiden mesa]

https://lichess.org/27Q1E9RG here's a game played with it

[worn ice]

LordButternoodles (2033) vs. Pens (1407)

Move List

1. e3 d5 2. Ke2 e5 3. Qe1 Nf6 4. Kd1 c5 5. d3 Nc6 6. c3 [Be7] 7. Nd2 O-O 8. Ne2 Bf5 9. f3 Rb8 10. g4 Bg6 11. h4 h5 12. gxh5 Nxh5 13. Bh3 e4 14. fxe4 dxe4 15. d4 cxd4 16. Nxd4 Nxd4 17. exd4 Nf4 18. Bf1 Bh5+ 19. Kc2 Nd3 20. Bxd3 exd3+ 21. Kxd3 Bc5 22. Nb3 Bg6+ 23. Kd2 Bd6 24. h5 Bf4+ 25. Kd1 Bh7 26. Bxf4 Re8 27. Qg3 Qe7 28. Re1 Qd7 29. Bxb8 Rxe1+ 30. Kxe1 Qe6+ 31. Kd2 Qh6+ 32. Bf4 Qxh5 33. Re1 Kf8 34. Bd6+ 

[uneven granite]

How can it be that i absolutly crush bots like Nelson but compleatly blunder in my online games💀

[grim edge]

yo

[hasty iris]

yo

bro read that

pure comedy. ill give you some context first tho

so yesterday i play this FM in unrated 10 second bullet and beat him

he challenges me to rated blitz game i accpet

first thing he says in chat "you got lucky"

we draw 2 rated blitz games cause he was bad

like 2200-2300 but terrible

[grim edge]

how does a fm draw to you in blitz

[hasty iris]

he was bad bad

then just now, an IM challenges me to 5+5 rated blitz

[grim edge]

how is he a fm

[hasty iris]

and thats where the chat starts

read it. pure comedy gold

[grim edge]

oh the wall of text above?

[hasty iris]

ye

[grim edge]

alr

[hasty iris]

start from the NEW GAME

[grim edge]

damn bro is weird

how can is he much higher rated than you and loses to you like what

[hasty iris]

my guess is they are both old like got their titles in the 80s or something

[glossy radish]

i think i’m gonna go

bye bye peeps

[hasty iris]

by v goodnight

[glossy radish]

night. awesome job on whatever u did to the im

[grim edge]

would make sense but they are childish though

[glossy radish]

nvm i’m still here eme e r r r r r

[hasty iris]

fr bro im confused

they stall and spam draw offers too when losing

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[turbid terrace]

Well that's enough chess for today

[glossy radish]

ouch

[maiden mesa]

nahhhh, keep going, you cant finish a day out on a loss. keep playing until you win, imagine how sweet that win will be

[glossy radish]

i’m gonna read bye chat

[hasty iris]

what u reading 😮

[grim edge]

u a loser

personally i wouldnt like to be a loser

[uncut fable]

took a brilliant move but I beat Lily

[hasty iris]

nice mate now beat duo

[uncut fable]

I don’t think I’m getting a lucky brilliant off of duo ima be real

[stable mirage]

you don’t need one they just play horribly on their own

[grim edge]

Facts > Emotions, if he’s playing that much and losing he should probably try another day

[wicked nest]

chez

i looked up this czech grandmaster and he's really good at czech mating

[humble laurel]

https://www.chess.com/member/yahpro

[maiden mesa]

Nope

[maiden helm]

sup nerds

[turbid terrace]

Yeah

[grim edge]

then stop being a loser

[turbid terrace]

Finally

[turbid terrace]

How

[grim edge]

by winning

[maiden helm]

real

[grim edge]

u got a loser mindset rn

[maiden mesa]

grats. see, told you it would work

[lone zenith]

dude chess.com depicts any elo bot thats below 1500 as absolute GARBAGE 😭

[maiden helm]

stalemates

[lone zenith]

like im 700 and i mated a 700 with a pawn once 💀

[turbid terrace]

He asked for a draw then he resigned

[proud breach]

wow I guess ur real elo is like 1200 if you could concentrate

[solemn ivy]

not how it work

[proud breach]

I was jk

[solemn ivy]

just because u get a good mate it doesnt change anything

[proud breach]

🤓

[solemn ivy]

he can definitely reach 1200 if he studies tho

i dont study and im 1080 or something

[proud breach]

dont need to study to get to 1200

[solemn ivy]

i barely even play chess

[proud breach]

just pay attention

[compact beacon]

oh yeah I did the same but in my case

[solemn ivy]

yea, i play with music and i talk while playing

[turbid terrace]

I rarely win with black cuz i know 0 openings

[maiden helm]

u can easily get 1200 w no study lmao

[compact beacon]

the opponent played the damiano so ofc they gave me a free win

[solemn ivy]

not if u have 0 talent

[proud breach]

bruh I dont study and I play while walking to the store most of the time and I'm 1600

[solemn ivy]

im just ass idk

[compact beacon]

I could honestly get to 1.2-1.3k elo if I stop acting too fast

and blunder like a dumbass

[solemn ivy]

i guess gym rats cant learn chess

stereotype moment

[proud breach]

you dont need to study to get to a decent elo

[solemn ivy]

i never play seriously tho

im definitely 1200 lvl

[proud breach]

I'm not talking abuot you specifically

[grim edge]

did you just call yourself a gymrat

[solemn ivy]

no like im just saying i never actually tried to tryhard and climb

[solemn ivy]

whats wrong with that, its a weird way to say it but it just means only thing i care about is working out and sports

[grim edge]

u gotta be 14

[solemn ivy]

? pro bodybuilders are gymrats too

what does age have to do with it 💀 what a dumbass

[grim edge]

🤓

[solemn ivy]

Ok tell me what gym rat means

[worthy flume]

Today i get FIDE rating

[grim edge]

i dont talk to kids sorry

[solemn ivy]

it means you consistently work out and love working out

[grim edge]

1200 🔥🔥🔥

[solemn ivy]

i would snap you in half lmao ur the kid here

[worthy flume]

Better than "not rated "

[compact beacon]

if someone actually plays bongcloud in my game as white and I play with black, I respond with the double bongcloud as well

[solemn ivy]

how do u get fide rated?

[grim edge]

damn u a strong gymrat

[worthy flume]

Played in rated tournaments

[solemn ivy]

Cool

[solemn ivy]

gymrat = sportsman

its just another way to say it

[grim edge]

u a strong gymrat yeah

[worthy flume]

I played 2 at the moment

[solemn ivy]

Thanks bro, i hope you start working out too

get in shape and get strong too

[grim edge]

yeah give me tips

[solemn ivy]

i recommend either normal working out or join martial arts

do u have no experience? then id join muay thai or boxing

[grim edge]

anything more?

[solemn ivy]

or wrestling if ur into grappling

Whats ur weight and height?

[grim edge]

180 120kg

[solemn ivy]

you gotta lose all that fat mate

[grim edge]

depends what i identify as

[solemn ivy]

its fine, losing weight isnt hard it just takes time and dedication

im 6'1 and 91kg and im bulking to 100kg currently

[grim edge]

but today i feel kinda fat

[solemn ivy]

identify isnt real , what you are is what u are lmao

trust me, start working out

you will be healthier, stronger and look better too

or just join martial arts gym

[maiden helm]

i’m 4’11” 500kg and 1% body fat

[solemn ivy]

😱

im like 15-18 percent body fat

[maiden helm]

im a freak of nature 🗣️🗣️

[solemn ivy]

fr

i used to be 6'9 and 420 kg but i kinda got bored of it

so i dropped down

[maiden helm]

Real

i needa grow 1 more cm so i can officially be 6’6”

[solemn ivy]

life is tough in discord lmao, you get attacked even for just working out

by anti gym fatass basement dwellers who are probably jealous

[maiden helm]

lol

[solemn ivy]