#💬〡general-off-topic
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no
No
fight me mfo
Knew it

Depends
I’m 19 and lightskin so I win
can i try
😎
Not in prison tho
did u know i wore a noose for halloween
Yet
W
nah u'd fold me
nuh uhh
Alright might be a fair fist fight, but if i had a knife it wouldn't be close
I finally made 1100
yeah and i was being dragged around by my friends with it lmfao
👏
Duh
1200 next i guess
Anyone with a knife wins
🏳️🌈
Both I mean
gay cars
this is US politics
nah la ferrari and svj are both clean
you're US politics
I mean usually
i said gay cars period
Two people die in a knife fight
They need to be cars from the 50s for that to be true
You have Isagi pfp, do puzzles and u win
@primal shore let's have a knife fight
In knife fights there are no winners
they aint gay tho
Is that what kids call them nowadays? Knifes?
I haven’t done a single puzzle but you’re a chad for knowing isagi 🗿
H ola
Only one who might lose less
kinves*
😭
shanks in the uk
You’re 17 don’t go calling ppl kids please😂
Bro, u r 17, u classify as a kid, tone it down
okay but your name is literally "jona"
hello !
Yes
@primal shore 1v1 me spelling bee i'll FOLD you
Very true
I was being sarcastic you doughnut
better
gay removal
@primal shore I would fold you 1v1
I have my money on u, Minecraft rainbow man
You must've been thinking really hard about your comeback
i removed the gay
You wouldn't even be able to pronounce any of the German words used in spelling bees
W
I know one
english spelling bee mfo
yeah idk man i dont have much positive to say about myself these days
Not in a fight
@grim edge bros dead
u are over 2000 rated 
he quit w
Aye at least you’re not single
Wiat what frv
eh its complicated
😎 like me
????? WHAT
Oh💀
Stupid wallpaper
WHAT HAPPANED TILT
U r single by choice, it doesn’t count
she is struggling with stuff atm, relationship is on hold
Its my birthday and im on chess with the boys
Freundschaftsbeziehungen
THSTS SAD
😭😭😭
The word for friendship
Unfortunate that
@keen parrot
sorry dmforcutecatpics
what
yeah, hope things will get better
As u should be
Nah I’m single cuz God wants me single
Lowkey coulda had 2 dimes
Jkk
I sold both of em🤣
NOOOOOOOOOO

how old are u btw
me fr
I am the fumble king ngl

Shes about to eat me
Who does bro think he is, Simba?!?!
I get mad game, I have a p*ssy in my lap all the time
Also God rlly made timing shit both times
woman moment
19 going strong
Cat is ready for you 😛
Shi I need to take notes
Dang i remember zax in the summer being so ambitious 
damn have u kissed someone yet
mrrrp meowww

Not after primary🤣
I one time said that in a public server and they didn't believe me and were so like mad about it then I said I have one and they denied my being a woman because I'm "on discord"
Who hasnt :0
Whhaaattt pawns are now part of LGBTQ?????
damnnn well i wish you luck sir
yeah thats wild
i mean a girl whos into u, not your mom
Ponds
i can confirm that there do be women in here from time to time
Whats a mom
idk ask your dad
Whats that
Imma just not worry abt it and take care of myself fr
The thing you came out of
yes it's wild man
yeah good, do that 😄
Don’t let more than one at a time in the barracks 🥶
😎
I spawned in like NPC, im super confused
Pawns can be anything at the end of the board 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Except the king 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Pawns rlly be swapping names from charles to Chelsea
oi mates
Why be the king when you can slay as a queen
Oi bruv whaddya at
Not if i eat them
The grind goes on as long as there is a king 🤌
** How do I get good at chess**
check other channels
Watch Daniel Naroditsky's videos
Agreed
According to chess.com, the only method to get good at chess is by purchasing the dlc. It comes with infinite kings and allows you chuck the board if you are losing resulting in a stale mate. I recommend only playing against those who have 0 elo to have guaranteed success. Let me know how it goes.
fr
@grim edge Aren't you Queens brother?
danya speedruns so goated
Search about the general principles and master them first
oh ok, What's the dlc worth
2 billion dollars
nice, cheap
Ikr
Currently the dlc can only be purchased through the vip section. In order to obtain VIP status you must be a GM, then the dlc will become free. This is your only method, good luck!
so like, I need to get good at chess to get good at chess?
Noo you can always cheat
nuh uh
Just get good at cheating
Bread rat what's that
You can’t cheat if you’re single😎
guys what do you think of my profile
Youre lying, its impossible to stay single when there is over 7 billion people
hello
They never specified
Og fortnite is gonna comeback tomorrow (about to get shit on by a 10 yo fr)
I read that wrong my bad
Sucks to suck fam, come back to CoD 🙏
Nvm
CoD basically needs no skill
ugh puzzles
Youre lying, they bringing back OG map?
Just a little bit of aim and common sense
Ye they confirmed it
Hardcore S And D, wya
And all the og weapons
I would redownload it if that happens
Its only gonna be there for a month
Wouldn’t fortnite make more money if they just kept that map running
Idk maybe it wouldn't be special then
Idek why they decided to return the map now since its still the most played br
I play still but only occasionally
I usually play ow2 and brawlhalla now
Both of those games make me go insane though
Chess should collab with fortnite
Why?
Chess is on a far superior level
because it isn’t chess
no (I agree)
also anything with more than 2 players is probably bad
chess fortnite collab would go crazy
unless it’s social deduction
Chess is elite skill
town of salem >>
No p2w or rng
Sirius wanna play chess?
nrn
also catan is a w game even though it has rng
Gacha games are worse than rng 💩
It's already dead
Where it belongs
Anyone wanna lose to me?
Agree
they should make chess a gatcha game
They could delete it and i would be okay with it
You're <500 💀
strong for a <500
That's what they all say
Hold the rat just straight dough 💵
Brotha
Im so done
Elo is just a number
[joke redacted]
Youre right, the only that matters are titles. I am a FM 🗿
Dm me though this easy money Taylor swift doing a presale and I’ll pay you if you sign up
Numbers can not be undersmated..
Shit bro is this the chess server
*underestimated
Bro realised
Taylor swift made the cheifs lose 😂😂
Wrong server
Thanks
Id rather sign up for travis kelce 🗿
whar
Its a football 🏈 reference
Taylor swift has a presale sign up for the opportunity to buy her tickets
chess should collab with lichess
Ana spongebob
I pay you if you get that opportunity
I mean ik but how
also you should call it american football smh
Lichess is bad
"Why don't I use lichess? I don't support communism" -Gotham
He added a football next to it for a reason
yeah but my point stands
WAIT HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT LMAO
Yeah but yall still haven’t signed up for it yet tho
I dont care about lichess lovers chess.com solos
The media keeps showing stats for the cheifs every time taylor swift shows up to a Cheifs game. The last game she didn’t attend and they lost 😂
Yeah but too bad I don’t live near them all
oh I see
Yup
:3
People think taylor is good because he popular
Do not start creaming when I send this
:3
Chess should collab with checkers
Denver Broncos >> Taylor Swift
chess x shogi
agree
x go x checkers x ttt x connect 4
That’s the sign up if you win I’ll pay 75$ for the code
Hi guys
Chess Is better bro its found on my home country
What is your country
Jk
@neat field hi
Egypt
Wsg
Tbh sign up for that
Gud I support Palestine
thanks
Nothing to much what are you doing
Why you guys are not giving refuge to Palestinies
I am just chilling. Its my birthday but Im kinda tired 😂
Happy birthday @neat field
Im 13 I dunno politics
Ok
Thank you big dawg
What's your rating
Im not log in
Im a decade older than you 💀
Ok
English so bad why i cant say gooses and gotta say geese
This is why I am learning korean
Oh sorry I forget
dont worry my friend
What's your rating
Korean too hard
1100
🪵(♟️)= 🐴- 
log (1)=0
The way i see it, i learned english 💀
Im tryna understand what is you saying
It do be like that
1350
1789💪
?
Gud I can beat 1800
Good
Nice, i think i can get to 1200 in a couple weeks
You a new chess guy?
I have beat many 1800 / 1900 players in real life taurnament
How long uve been playing chess for?
Niceee
Hello chess nerds. How are you today?
It's just my chess.com rating
26/100
The feeling when you finally beat your dad in chess: 
I learned how to play in 2011, and i just picked up the game again without touching it. I been playing a little more seriously in the past two months.
@coral hatch hi
Great
Hi Leon the professional.
Hmm gud
Are you winning son?
me, when I was 5 years old 🗿
I born in 2010 lol
How are you?
I taught my dad chess
I'm good.
💀
How are you?
Do you know what a vhs is
In my family no one plays chess
no
Aren't you part of your family?
damm
Wtf
Except me
That means im 13 years old
GameCube, wii, ps2, xbox, ds best era
Gud
1769 elo
In my family everyone plays chess
Oo nice number
Chess is pretty cheesy.
In my family, they get deported
yeah it is indeed new peak too
Fr
Goated family
that good only my mother dont play chess in my family
Ok gud who has highest rating
my dad
zard
Yes my dad told me he used to beat everybody in highschool
Gud I appreciate
I have the highest gpa, bench and elo in my family:0
ty
My uncle also plays chess
My grandad dont know basic math
@neat field gud
rather unfortunate
What openings you like as white
but chess is easier than math
How you can know my grandad dont know basic math
No
Depends..
italian only pretty much
Math is easy
Bro what? 💀
ICBM opening
nope.
well actually depends on the level of both
Simplify e^ix
As someone who took calculus, I don’t remember a single thing from that class 💀
(u cant)
Chess is much more easier than maths
depends on the level
(u can)
I could pull an all nighter and learn calculus 
calculus is funny than chess
mm that got quite a few reactions
What
You don't like gambit
Search it up on google
e^ix=cos(180x/π)+i sin(180x/π) 
K
I barely understand how to do the quadtradic formula, anything beyond this is not worth a parabola
*quadratic
basic chess is easier that basic math i assume
I wanna learn tetration bro why people removed that from math
Reactions pls?
Oh it's a gambit
thats not simpler 🗣️
Know the Cubic equation
ax³+bx²+cx+d
³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)+√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³) v ³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)-√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³)-b/3a
It was just a joke dont take it seriously lol
(I copy pasted that because I felt lazy but I know it by heart)
Math is easier
Br o is copy pasting complex equations from google
Ok
No from my WhatsApp actually
This looks oddly familiar. I do recall doing this before and all i know was that it was a waste of time 💀
How you can write that on computer
I recently typed it out somewhere, because as I said, I know it by heart
No but I like math
Let me go get my scientific calculator to endure maths
I'm currently on my phone, my laptop broke (or to be specific, the on button broke 💀)
Hmm
I like maths to
ax 3+bx2+cx+d=0
I liked math until i met trig
What is trig
I liked math
Trigonometry
Trigonometry
And I still like math
I liked math until I met addition
Mee too
*too
Oh
Weak
Trig is horrid
So go on Duolingo
I liked Spanish until I learnt more than 10 words
😣
I hate that thing that makes it go downwards but stronger in math (I dont know its english)
:3
Duolingo will teach you
Addition is literally kindergarten level 😂
duolingo is shit btw
DUOLINGO MATH PLUG
Gud
Yeah
Derivatives can't harm e^x unless you throw a log
:(
babb>
Nuh uh
Wanna know how to multiply any 2 digit number by 11?
Maths joke
@drowsy crest hi brother
Nah bro i hate tangnet. Cosin and sin. They can sucik it
Who's plan is to become cleaner in the future? (Me)
Hi
Everyone knows
How?
Add the digits and put it in the middle
@drowsy crest how are you ? Brother
We got math music and language here on Duolingo 😎
Existing for the most part, hbu
You guys are smarter than I thought
and no chess
Are you from Duolingo official
Duolingo is so bad I rather learn it from books writen years ago
I prefer Dr. Pimsluer books to learn a new language
That will be next update
Naww
duolingo is shit y'all weird
would consider using
I joke duolingo please no 😢 somebodys knocking with a bird outfit outside the door
TAKE THAT BACK
I prefer dating someone who speaks that language 🗿
Just getting bullied by everyone
Bruh I’m one man army out here
That's sad bro
Never heard of em tbh
"Halloween was yesterday" -Gotham to duolingo
Omg that got a lot of reactions
Everyone hates me in real life my parents teachers freinds btw I have no real friends
Gotham didnt post since 1 days..
Its an audible lesson where you speak and listen
1 days?
1 days ?
Is there any particular reason for that
Your cells love you
Nice
He is finding new video titles suggest him some
Like jail?
Gotham is reason why I shot up in elo
Human body
Duolingo used to actually have audio lessons like that but they took em away from us >:(
Bro watch danyas speedruns ur elo Will skyrocket
Which vids were you watching
Idk everyone hates because they don't like me or I am useless
Cells?
At least it aint botez gambit
Then make something of your life, don't ask how
2 million cells in your body
More than that
Now it's regular for me so I don't care
Really
I dont know maybe they dont
any d5 players 😈
queens pawn opening?
Only 1 loves me and he is my god and the god is my best friend
D5 openings are boring
How
Hmm right
Yea this opening theory sucks
I prefer to throw my queen into action
*idiots
D5 best move
This is a stupid thing
Agreed, I beated so many people without opening in real life
Response*
Not when you understand the lines
*beat
Can you explain
Really
Thats my line
Good one
Thanks thats my original quote now
love you
Ya I know but I just asked for confirmation
download fortnite you will instantly become happy
add me TeniteGud rn 1v1
Do you play Minecraft
I am a god in fortnite chess
Bro he is 13 dont say such words
Maybe your profession is fortnite But mine is chess.
:3
Why am I so alone
idk
Scary
I have no siblings freinds and relationship and only that I have is my god
Very well, I find your statement to be most comprehensible.
Bro dont get depressed everything will be alright
what religion?
Fake Moon
Islam
Hmm ok
Lea goo same man
Ok
fr
I have over 20 friends, three really close friends, a girlfriend, two older sisters, and a great family.
hahah
I am not depressed
bluds flexing
Worry not, my dear friend, for such occurrences are but a part and parcel of life's tapestry.
Fr bro if your depressed and know a lot of people just DM me
Lucky
Nice to here you know a lot of people
Pigeon using 100 percent of his brain capacity
Ya
DM me tho
not luck it's skill
not lucky, just go have sum friends smh
*hear
dm me if you got a chromebook guys
Ok
Fake it till you make it. Thats just what i do lmao
Absolutely, he is indeed a wise individual.
No one want to be my freind
Yea
why
Idk
Socially Inept
find it out
you aren't looking around enough
@honest blaze where u from
Usa
alright I know the reason already lmao
What is the reason
hi bast!
hi
bastttt
bai
im half ur elo

@stable mirage hi
Might I inquire if you would care for a spot of tea, good sir or madam?
@grim edge hi
hello leon
ough
What ur elo
🍵
Im a british gentlemen now
calm down
How are you ?
I fear evan's gambit
terrible
Certainly, good sir, one can be assured of your tranquil demeanor.
? What is the reason
Why
idk
you'll be sad if I tell you so nah

No plz tell
plz plz plz plz
I will fix it then
I am not amazing
me after homie commits mass genocide
shush, everyone is, you need to be friends with yourself first I think
can you say "I am amazing"?
I like Ronaldo
Thats some deep conversation.
"I am amazing"? Am I ?
that's it
K
My goat
Teenagers everytime
Heyyyaa
By guys have a great time @dire cargo @hexed lagoon @dawn yew @nimble latch
See you
cya have a great life
hewwo
You too bro cr7 is the goat
@stable mirage by
cya
@lost sphinx by by
How are you doing??
Byeeeee 
Oh lol nice
Bro speaks ronaldo XDD
Bro speaks in goat language
Ronaldo simp
@dire cargo ohh heyy it's youu 
Now he is mad lmao
Who r u 💀
Air has gone through alot bro
True lmao
Goats everywhere
Lol
Fighter plane
You forgot already T-T
Nah I forgot 💀
I mean, Ronaldo is a good idol for people who want one, hes a good person
Cant hear u kiddo
Who summoned me
OMG

Hi guys
Bro stop✋
One piece better tho
Lets not lie
Yea
Sry dawg I actually forgot it for a sec lol 💀
I didnt watch one piece but I heard its good.
You should , you will get addicted
Anyways sup
I'm good, and you?
Im joking bro im joking i love ronaldo
I know but the episodes scares me even tho naruto is near 1000 episodes all series combined
U changed ur pfp that's the thing lol 
I said the same
Dont watch Boruto its not worth it
Yaa cattos for life

U had anime pfp before ri8?
Yes the original is the goat
Just watch naruto and naruto shippuden
Yall are wrong, the best one to watch is HxH
720 ep total
Yos
A guy with a coin
Yea its good
Monster better
That chimera ant arc was so good
Imagine no 8 ballon dors
I only watched naruto and jojos bizzare advanture
Masterpiece
Monster is more of a niche
jojos bizzare advanture is too good
Gay af but its alright
Dragon ball is a certified hood classic
Fun* to watch
I watched the polnareff toilet scene while eating lol
Let me share my outdated tier list
I can eat anything from that moment now
Yea I remember now
How about mushoku tensei??
Yos yos good

This tier list is outdate and I want to change it alot
Imagine not having a chiron
I was stupid when i was a kid
Chill with the dance bruv 
I wonder if im gonna say that again in the future
Kurokos basketball is ao much better than haikyuu
Bahaha okeyy

I wanna change this too

I have to add like 20 more anime and reaarrangment due to new seasons and new perspectives
Haha
👋
Demon slayer is going down
Dont ever make a tier list again
Btw who put dr stone in s tier wtf
Yea its outdated
I mean its good but not that good
dragon ball easy S
Its outdated 🙂
Oh my bad im sorry
Im just laughing at my past self
Imo Tomodachi game is so underrated
14 year old sigma males ruined it
Dragonball, HxH going higher on list
Lol what?
Fellow Mushoku enjoyer
💀

Nostalgia is the only thing keeping DBZ there
fellow monster fan
Death Note and Blue Lock are best

My favorites
blue lock manga peak rn 🗿
death no... 😴 7.5/10
Yessirrr
Maybe this a anime server
Wrong server
Did you not get hooked by the potato chip scene
What anime is unwatchable
But after||L died ||it became bad
No that pissing scene
X-arm
might be a spoiler didnt realise
Jk that wasn't an actual scene
A 9 year old kid plays better than me 😢
Time to get better
It happens to everyone
Platinum end will piss you off
I agree thanks for the motivation
Ohh
who?
Bro btoom imo
Get up
Andd GRINDD
Any isekai
Yes! 🔥 Thats the spirit
Gotham chess
only rezero is good
Incorrect

Mostly
SACRIFICE THE ROOKKK

That is incorrect, reZero is so dumb
well isekais are boring but that one is better then them all
My body wouldnt handle that much of a strong tecnique.
Have you not seen SAO
no and dont plan
Ya same tbh..

Nuh uh. Mushoku exists

Ong mushoku is actually good minus the perversion
If you sacrifice the rook you win by passion
💀
my man
We ignore that part
Agreed famm 
Underwear
this is why SLF is now best isekai
As someone who read mushuko tensei light novel 

U mean Hells paradise ?
man I read volume 9 but volume 10 is not available here it pisses me off 😭
Hells Paradise was decent, i liked the concept
I feel you🫂
what volume you at?
16
tf
Isekais make for good dnd campaigns

What's wrong
the ramming is too strong
why is this innacury
Because it defends a pawn that is already tactically defended
So essentially wasting tempo
🤔
Thanks
they only play daily
nah i fell for your discord profile
how tho? isnt the pawn hanging?
Agreed 
If you play Nc3, and black takes, then Bb5 wins the queen

It's the default rating role if members are unrated in either Rapid, Blitz or Bullet
Turkish food?
yessir
oh
finished eating now, so damn 😩
I can never tell where food like that is from because many countries in that geographical area share very similar styles
hello
it ignores bullet rating too
!welcome
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Heist
Nc3, qxc6, and Bb5
Should I get diamond? I want to do infinite puzzles but that’s the only benefit to it for me :/
i know this kebab is specific to some balkan country i forgot
Turkey
croatian kebab


kiribikamekinokokinamekino

|| морські походи козаків||
RIP
oldur chuk guzel
They got locked out
rahhh rahhhh
Why can’t I screen share in VCs😔
yes
No one hates chess more than good chess players
Not anymore 
Ok 50 elo
I mean u are decent at this game why u saying its bad
Yea
Nah bro
Listen
whens the lastt time chess had a patch note if its so good
only reason battlefield 4 was good is cuz it got patched alot
I can provide u some resources
Only games that get stale quick need frequent patches. Chess doesn't get stale so it never needs a patch
u cant compare bread to games
Chess is a perfect game
It doesn't need any
play 1min games then
Chess is pretty shit
no, never have never will
Bullet is bad
Bullet doesn’t help you improve
not your type of bullet
ban bullet😈
play 10 sec imo
Play 10 min rapid then
Woahhhh
for someone that hates chess improving isnt the first thing to solve
fair enough
what
My first time meeting someone who plays an half hour chess game
Do you play like a single game daily?
I second this
15 10 too long
10 5 is good
15:10 for <500, after that you’ll be okay in 10m rapid
bullet has made me less serious about chess
15 10 is like classical for me
bullet is just a series of premoves with no thought behind them
as is blitz most of the time
No
that’s why blitz and rapid don’t really help you improve, as it requires no thought, and only requires you to click faster than your opponent💀
I only play with my girl
real
ok bullet player
Never lose your smile
:3
:3
:3
idk who you are but I approve
:3
@grim edge @stable mirage :3
no ad
He's a pigeon
🦵🥚🥚🍳

It's 9pm
ngl yeah
uck
10 pm
22:00*
yeah
22:36*
22:37*
Bro where are you from, stop stealing my time
24 hour format is goofy
It's actually more practical
Prove it
24 hours in the day.
It’s more practical to say 22:00 than “it’s 10”
yeah its 10 what
not alwayss
wdym
sometime no context
ok
"meet me here at 10 tomorrow"
So I'm gonna know what time it is for you if you say "its 8"?
yes

Y’all in another dimension or something I can’t anything lol
oops moment
I don’t understand bruh like if someone says “come over at 1:30” u guys gonna think it’s midnight?
midnight is 00:00 silly goose
:3
So y’all count downwards silly goose…😟
Fr
wtf is 0 hours bruh
how tf is the start of the day 12 hours?
hey man wanna play cod at 0:00?
Idk I feel like we haven’t gotten anywhere
uhhh anyone wanna play? im bored :/
the chess tournament starts at 00:00 PST
yes
what is that bro
EWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢🤢
-lol
the start of the day.
Tummy yummy
tummies are yummy
i will never understand
how 0:00 is more convenient than 12 am
merica
When the shit Is so strong that you have to take your shirt off
duh
American time system better
like.. taking a shit?
Are you a guy
Idk about dat but
Mhm (ಡ‸ಡ)
Are you american
No I’m Korean actually… I am kidding
What chess tournament
Nah you should relate to this bro
is it blitz?
there is no chess tournament
I was just clowning 24 hour time systems
for being trash
okoko
How would he know
Yeah I eat thigh food all the time 🦵
yeah didn't really work
bro your 4200 on blitz whats so trash bout that?
Harder than a dark souls boss
Me 🧱
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Ah yes that’s what i meant
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