💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[drowsy crest]

Me no doubt

[upbeat viper]

choose by yourself

[brazen jungle]

hello

[ivory kiln]

who wanna cook?

[fervent comet]

rip we will remember it

[brazen jungle]

me

[sharp sundial]

Ok thanks may I warn u there is a dead rat inside

[graceful lintel]

Can I have free-

[forest quest]

We need a third major chess website

[graceful lintel]

Nvm I'm not interested

[normal hatch]

Chess.org

[sharp sundial]

Too late

[dusk totem]

I'm the who Knocks 😈🗣️

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[forest quest]

Isn't chess24 deceased

[ivory kiln]

Breaking Bad theme lets play a match before cooking crystals

[graceful lintel]

shit

[hasty iris]

I'd nominate mohit or something but bro is already premium

[graceful lintel]

No 💀

[sharp sundial]

Ya idk why he ordered a dead rat kind of wierd

[graceful lintel]

Ded rat isn't weird 💀

[forest quest]

Nominate me because London system

[drowsy crest]

I'd nominate albert tbh, always working

[sharp sundial]

Cya

[drowsy crest]

uwu

[graceful lintel]

[dusk totem]

Real

[drowsy crest]

:3

[forest quest]

I wish for a world where every kid plays the London. Every world championship game is the London. Where every street chess player is playing the London.

[reef fern]

chessarena.com

[sharp sundial]

Why did i fell for it

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[graceful lintel]

:333

[dusk totem]

What's your elo guy??

[fickle rampart]

3200

[forest quest]

Is it major though? There technically like 1000 chess apps you can play on

[drowsy crest]

you wanted to hear my hawt voice desperately maybe that why

[graceful lintel]

[forest quest]

Maybe 3200 monopoly

[graceful lintel]

no

[sharp sundial]

No I thought you said something offensive and I like offensive memes

[fickle rampart]

That too

[forest quest]

My shogi rating is like 270

[fickle rampart]

😈

[sharp sundial]

That's my lichess rating

[graceful lintel]

Can I have free Nitro

[sharp sundial]

Bro u r spyin on me

[dusk totem]

Can a knight jump over 4 pieces ??

[forest quest]

My lichess is like 1900

[reef fern]

its fides official site i think so yea

[forest quest]

Shogi 270 ):

[sharp sundial]

NOOOOOO

[fickle rampart]

If it gets a running start before jumping then yes

[forest quest]

Oh shoot never heard of it I'll check it out

[fickle rampart]

Sorry my credit card is already maxed out

[dusk totem]

Nice

[fickle rampart]

I bought too many Duolingo plushies

[sharp sundial]

R/technically true

[graceful lintel]

Oh
Not a problem have a great day!!

[forest quest]

You guys all want free premium. I know a hack.

[graceful lintel]

Oh :3

[fickle rampart]

[forest quest]

First you gotta go to your webpage. Type in " lichess org". Boom. Free premium hack for life.

[sharp sundial]

Correction-i know a virus

[fickle rampart]

Yes it’s good investment

[swift panther]

Give me your account for lifetime free premium no joke no scam

[forest quest]

Na the hacks just called " lichess.org"

[grim edge]

:3

[graceful lintel]

Yea
Make sure to gift me Nitro when u become CEO of Duolingo

[graceful lintel]

:3333 hi

[sharp sundial]

@fickle rampart horse has to go behind the board like b-5 square to do that

[forest quest]

Is chess24 alive still or dead?

[dusk totem]

can martin beat stockfish with 69 queens??😈

[sharp sundial]

No

[fickle rampart]

Okayyy

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

Aot final ep

[fickle rampart]

It’s the new chess update

[graceful lintel]

Nah I was jk 💀🥹

[teal herald]

64 squares and 69 queens 💀

[fickle rampart]

They added space pieces can move off the board

You can do trick shots

[fickle rampart]

😵‍💫

[dusk totem]

😞👈

[brazen jungle]

ok

[ivory kiln]

dm me

[brazen jungle]

lets play a METch

[dusk totem]

[peak plank]

im the best worst player here

[dusk totem]

Us

[peak plank]

no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K L (pixelatedwins)

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Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)

[peak plank]

I have smaller number so no

[hasty iris]

pixellllll

[peak plank]

yeah?

[hasty iris]

u want diamond

[peak plank]

that would be great 😄

[dusk totem]

Hi

[hasty iris]

to which account

[dusk totem]

What's your rating?

Chess.com*

[peak plank]

main 👀 (Wins)

wait are you actually giving me diamond

[ripe vortex]

how do you have both 1000-1200 and 2000-2200 role?

[hasty iris]

ye i won it but cant redeem cause i have yearly plan from judit

[peak plank]

im the best and worst player

[dusk totem]

+1

[ripe vortex]

vest

[brazen jungle]

HOLY shitt its november

[peak plank]

😄 thanks for choosing me out of all people, then!

[ripe vortex]

ye its NNN (Nocturnal Ninja Network)

[dusk totem]

Bro came from bathroom 🪥

[hasty iris]

wait ur on gold plan 🤔 is it an ios/android subscription? cause then gifts dont work

[peak plank]

Its old gold

[hasty iris]

how did u pay for it

[peak plank]

hmm

I paid for it with a computer I think

if it doesnt work then my alt can do

[honest drift]

Avg bullet chess player

[ripe vortex]

💀 bullet doesnt even feel like chess it feels like real time strategy

[hasty iris]

sounds good

[dusk totem]

$100 mouse > $2 mouse

[peak plank]

How would I know if it works?

also wait I gotta change my pfp bavk

ok

[grim edge]

That is so funny

[dusk totem]

@fickle rampart
Why is Nepali not on Duolingo ??😡😡

[hasty iris]

prob end of the day you'll get it on one of the two accounts

[peak plank]

ah fr?

[grim edge]

hi guys i have a new youtube video out, can i share it here?

[hasty iris]

self promo is not usually allowed but you can share your video if it's on topic like if we were talking about the dragon sicilian

[grim edge]

well i just asked someone

ok nvm i will delete it

[hasty iris]

don't trust em 😂

[grim edge]

ok lets talk about the dragon!

[fickle rampart]

:(

[grim edge]

so who plays the dragon sicilian?

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo is still adding languages, but yeah missing a good chunk of em

Has the main ones covered at least

[grim edge]

yeah, i do french on duolingo for school

duolingo can be very basic and repetitive sometimes tho

[fickle rampart]

Niceee I study French too

[grim edge]

that can be a problem

[grim edge]

COol!

[peak plank]

got it! thanks 🙂

[dusk totem]

Add Nepali too😓

[hasty iris]

ay that was so fast LOL

[fickle rampart]

Yeah the issue I feel is that there’s so many lessons within a single unit

[grim edge]

ya

mrrp meow

[fickle rampart]

You can skip through units once you feel comfortable though which is nice

[grim edge]

just shortening the number of lessons would make duolingo way more efficient, and also yes great point!

[fickle rampart]

(By testing out of them)

[grim edge]

yup

i started a few weeks ago

[fickle rampart]

Yeah the French course is dumb long

[grim edge]

yes, lots of unnecessary things

[fickle rampart]

So defo skip once you’re comfortable with a unit

[grim edge]

duolingo is shit

[fickle rampart]

STOP

[grim edge]

noo 😦

[fickle rampart]

You can learn music now on it too :)

[dusk totem]

I can't

[grim edge]

it's literally trash for any other level than absolute begginer

[unborn sleet]

I had a dude call me a cheater for making a discovered check

[reef fern]

as in instruments

[fickle rampart]

I think it dropped today, try updating app

Check out this beat

[reef fern]

or just lyrics

[fickle rampart]

Piano

[grim edge]

you could just, practice on a real keyboard

[fickle rampart]

Basically learning to read and play notes

[reef fern]

bruh

[fickle rampart]

Naw I play guitar

[reef fern]

ur not learning shit from that

[grim edge]

wItH sImPlY gUiTaR

[grim edge]

exactly

[fickle rampart]

I use it to learn how to read notes lol

Because guitar literally all you need is tabs

[reef fern]

notes are whack screw notes and music theory only tabs

[grim edge]

if you take over 2 days to learn how to read the notes i have news for you

[fickle rampart]

YUP xD

I’m learning theory and the notes for good practice (also using a different app for the theory stuff)

[reef fern]

musical theory is more complicated than rocket science

[grim edge]

imma go play the anthem of the ussr in piano cus fxck y'all

[fickle rampart]

Circle of fifths, relative majors, scale building, chord building stuff

[upbeat viper]

[dusk totem]

Which language do I select??😡

[fickle rampart]

I don’t know if Duolingo app teaches that, maybe it’s deeper in the course plan

[dusk totem]

Chinese..?????😡

[fickle rampart]

Spanish will probably be most useful

But up to you for sure :) I do French

[upbeat viper]

🥖

[dusk totem]

I'm not interested in learning Spanish as it won't be useful in my life..😡

[fickle rampart]

Baguetteeeee

[peak plank]

why not

[fickle rampart]

Which country do you live in

[dusk totem]

Nepal

[grim edge]

ahhh that makes sense

[dusk totem]

True

[fickle rampart]

Oh rip

[grim edge]

u guys like sicilians?

anyone play the dragon?

[fickle rampart]

Yeah Duolingo doesn’t really have you covered for local languages :(

[peak plank]

nope

[dusk totem]

Brooo☠️☠️☠️
Uuuuu🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🚫🚫🚫🚫🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌

[fickle rampart]

You can learn music or math instead!

[hasty iris]

I don't see music or math yet rip

[grim edge]

what do u play?

[dusk totem]

Nepali ain't actually a local language (4 me)😡

[hasty iris]

DID SOMEONE SAY BULLET

[peak plank]

XD

[upbeat viper]

don't

[grim edge]

bullet.

BULLLLETTT

[peak plank]

gah

[hasty iris]

bast bullet hater :((((

[dusk totem]

I'd like to listen to those thing🥰

[grim edge]

I WANT

[peak plank]

bullet smh

[upbeat viper]

yes

[grim edge]

need more bulet

that is even more aggressive in main lines!

need more bulet (elo)

[peak plank]

Bullet isnt chess

[peak plank]

and im not the first person to say that

[solemn ivy]

wow

[hasty iris]

@grim edgei'll challenge u

[grim edge]

oh yes good point

[hasty iris]

bunch of bullet haters in chat smh

[grim edge]

I can make some videos on the dragon soon

[peak plank]

Play classical!!!

[solemn ivy]

bullet isnt chessa

[random drum]

U HATE BULLET WTF. I HAVE 1302 ELO IN BULLET. DON'T HATE BULLET

[grim edge]

Bullet is chess with pure intuition and thats why i love it

[dusk totem]

U guys added Hindi but not Nepali??☠️☠️☠️

[peak plank]

trains ur calculation

[solemn ivy]

1302 in bullet is ass

[random drum]

BULLET IS BEST CHESS

[upbeat viper]

and I have 2000

[grim edge]

hyperbullet best

[peak plank]

because you are higher rated in bullet?

[solemn ivy]

[random drum]

||IK IT'S TRASH||

[grim edge]

slow players always be hating on bullet

[random drum]

🤐

[solemn ivy]

gotta be minimum 2900

[peak plank]

im higher rated in bullet than my blitz, that doesnt mean I like bullet anymore than Iike blitz.... and well... I dont really like blitz

[dusk totem]

And 200.??

[upbeat viper]

[dusk totem]

True

[fickle rampart]

SORRY

[solemn ivy]

i just beat someone and had to wait 4 mintues becasue they got salty and stalled

[upbeat viper]

curiosity, what's your relation with Duolingo ?

[grim edge]

wait, you are a producer and editor of duolingo!!!!

Like officialy???

[peak plank]

ill be playing OTB this weekend 😄

[random drum]

Let me say something.
I don't play rapid bcz I don't have time
I am bad at blitz
I am tired of bullet
Daily chess is slow
in short, chess is bad for me

[drowsy crest]

same question

[fickle rampart]

I don’t have relation I’m just obsessed with the app 😭

[grim edge]

play ultrabullet imo

[fickle rampart]

Been using it since 2014

[upbeat viper]

dayum

[drowsy crest]

how many languages can you speak

[odd aurora]

Why did duolingo and cc collab

[fickle rampart]

Like when it first came out

[upbeat viper]

yeah that

[fickle rampart]

No :(

[random drum]

It ends so quickly

[fickle rampart]

But I love their graphics and stuff so I’m rocking it

[grim edge]

oh i misinterpreted lol

[grim edge]

thats why its good

yes nice!

[fickle rampart]

72

[peak plank]

play classical

[grim edge]

what da-

Whoever uses London opening go to hell

[grim edge]

agreed

Bro can any indians teach me chess?

[random drum]

I can't sit on board for an hour. I want my ass to be okay

[dusk totem]

start working on those Nepali lessons! 😞👈

[grim edge]

More like 3 hours

[fickle rampart]

Jkk I really only know French aside from English

[grim edge]

lol why just indians

[grim edge]

oh ok

[peak plank]

then walk around the area while your opponent thinl=ks

[grim edge]

Because they are good at chess

[fickle rampart]

Yeah we aren’t taught much about languages in US school@system

[dusk totem]

Where are you From??

[grim edge]

Born India

[grim edge]

anyone else?

[fickle rampart]

Not until middle/ high school where it is elective

[dusk totem]

Literally Nepal

[grim edge]

Living America

[grim edge]

also do they have to born there....

[random drum]

I will get distracted

[peak plank]

ok then dont

[dusk totem]

You know Hindi thing??

[grim edge]

Bro Chess is originated from India

[swift panther]

asl, Spanish and french and some others

[fickle rampart]

:(

[random drum]

I WANTED THIS. $ X TRS LET'S GOOOO

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

I know Hindi but don't speak Hindi

[dusk totem]

Looks so cheeky monkey 🐒

[dusk totem]

Wow

[dusk totem]

"Khana khaya?" what's this??

[grim edge]

Bro

[dusk totem]

Yes bro

[grim edge]

I don't what it means

I said I know about it

[grim edge]

had meal, or had food

[dusk totem]

I just learned it from the Duolingo thing 👈👈

[dusk totem]

U Hindi guy?

[random drum]

Dollar sign one time

[hasty iris]

gg

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[dusk totem]

Bro☠️

[hasty iris]

no a i lost 14 in a row yesterday

[random drum]

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[dusk totem]

Nice

[drowsy crest]

:<

[stable mirage]

wha

[hasty iris]

you're pretty good, maybe openings need a bit of work. the more you play the faster you get

[grim edge]

Sirius are you a woman pr girl?

[drowsy crest]

he is a man

[manic bridge]

Against a GM 💀

[dusk totem]

Literally me

[drowsy crest]

first off get off quora its for nerds

[stable mirage]

all of the above

[drowsy crest]

you told me you were a man

[stable mirage]

I’m a man

[drowsy crest]

yes, good

[solemn ivy]

you are a good man, arthur morgan, a good man.

[earnest mortar]

can someone dm me and explain to me a chess move

i need help

[solemn ivy]

mental help

[dusk totem]

4 fun😈

[manic bridge]

We're bad men but... we ain't them, so...

[solemn ivy]

( proceeds to massacre a city)

[stable mirage]

why dm why not just send here

[swift panther]

How much for a win?

[manic bridge]

It happens

[solemn ivy]

2950 bullet? isnt that like hikaru lvl

[grim edge]

What is Rizz?

[solemn ivy]

something u will never have

dw about it

BELLIGOOOL BELIGOOOOOOOOL

[dusk totem]

🇺🇦

[lime lava]

Chess elo

[grim edge]

What is the best anime iyo?

[stable mirage]

overf

[solemn ivy]

fr

[drowsy crest]

Brilliant?

[solemn ivy]

No

[stable mirage]

brilliant?

[bright prairie]

@stable mirage uwu

[drowsy crest]

I wanna call you a 4 lettered offensive word rn

[lime lava]

[dusk totem]

Slam dunk, berserk,jjba, monster etc

[grim edge]

ough

[dusk totem]

N

[stable mirage]

uwu

[drowsy crest]

4 lettered

[lime lava]

Pu**?

[drowsy crest]

4 lettered you imbeciles

[lime lava]

Thats 4 letter you bozo

[drowsy crest]

tf is pu** anyway

[timid locust]

z***?

[lime lava]

Is joe mama

[lime lava]

Its portuguese you wouldnt understand anyways

[grim edge]

Mairos what is your relationship severchatgptbot?

[stable island]

Hello

[lime lava]

Bro stop with that shit I dont want your girlfriend jezz

[grim edge]

dude she is not my gf

[lime lava]

You always askin me about her
brudda

[grim edge]

I am just curious

I am sorry

[lime lava]

Its the second time you ask me

[drowsy crest]

Mairos mind reviewing a game for me

[lime lava]

[fallen valley]

I have seen more mature conversations in the elementary schools I teach chess at

[grim edge]

Sorry Mairos

[fallen valley]

Y'all are weird

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing a game for me bruv

[grim edge]

I will not ask you again

[lime lava]

If I wasnt poor I would...

[fallen valley]

Sure, drop the link

[grim edge]

Mairos wanna play a game?

[drowsy crest]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92596409031?tab=review

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (1292) vs. drhutsell (1360)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 Qe7 4. O-O h6 5. d3 Nf6 6. c3 c6 7. Re1 Qd8 8. Be3 Be7 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. d4 Qc7 11. Bd3 Bg4 12. h3 Bh5 13. dxe5 dxe5 14. g4 Bg6 15. Nc4 Bxe4 16. Bxe4 Nxe4 17. Ncxe5 Bd6 18. Bf4 Nc5 19. b4 Ne6 20. Qd2 Nxf4 21. Qxf4 Nd7 22. Re2 f6 23. Qc4+ Kh7 24. Qe4+ Kg8 25. Qc4+ Kh7 26. Qd3+ f5 27. Nc4 Bf4 28. Re7 Rad8 29. Qd4 Rg8 30. gxf5 Qc8 31. Qxf4 Nf6 32. Ng5+ hxg5 33. Qxg5 Kh8 34. Ne5 Rdf8 35. Qh4+ Nh7 36. Ng6# 

[bright prairie]

@fallen valley wassup

[lime lava]

Im not really in the mood to play these days... maybe some other time

[upbeat viper]

because of me

sorry

[bright prairie]

Hi my retired friend @lime lava

[fallen valley]

Play d4 in the Philidor bro

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh croissant mod

[grim edge]

chess is such a rage inducing game

[fallen valley]

Against the Philidor*

[lime lava]

Wait
Why?

[bright prairie]

Because he's a croissant

[upbeat viper]

cuz I tilted

[lament jacinth]

Hi mairos

[upbeat viper]

so you're disappointed

anyway

[drowsy crest]

1200 elo bro what did you expect

[honest drift]

My friend hit 2100 im so proud of him

[lime lava]

You know Im always disappointed with you... its all good!

[honest drift]

As a 699 I feel happy for him

[wheat sparrow]

fortnite og season 5 coming back in 2 days

[bright prairie]

1200 elo + watching mushoku Tensei

[upbeat viper]

[fallen valley]

Well now you know. Just play an immediate d4 like Paul Morphy

[upbeat viper]

bullet

[grim edge]

😭 you're so real for that

[drowsy crest]

gotcha

[unborn raven]

how do i get good at chess im so damn bad

[lime lava]

You gonna start...

[lament jacinth]

Don't lose

[unborn raven]

i have ultimate s kill issue

[upbeat viper]

no

[lime lava]

Thats why im disappointed yk

[honest drift]

oh yeah my friend is also 2000 blitz on chess.com🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

gud

[honest drift]

Im just 699 and i linked his account somehow!

[grim edge]

bullet is ew

[bright prairie]

I need more bullets

[honest drift]

He is also 2250 blitz on lichess he hasnt played on chess.com in so long!

[grim edge]

:3

[bright prairie]

French streamers are crazy

[grim edge]

yo it's a new mod

hello anis

[bright prairie]

Hello yass

[lament jacinth]

Are u still bad at chess

[grim edge]

what a day to get scammed

[lament jacinth]

Hehe

[grim edge]

that’s an obvious scam

[grim edge]

unfortunately liya

[honest drift]

No he will teach you for sure!

[upbeat viper]

@honest drift no advertisment

[bright prairie]

:3

[honest drift]

Ok :(

[grim edge]

who's the new mod crois

who is paying 100 bucks an HOUR for chess lessons

[grim edge]

me ong

[shy pike]

:3

[honest drift]

Should have bold the chess part

[bright prairie]

Who's wasting money

[neon parrot]

Nobody takes 100 bucks an hour

[bright prairie]

My keyboard going crazy

[honest drift]

Ok how about my friend coaches for free!!!

[upbeat viper]

GMs

[bright prairie]

Where is your ducky pfp?

[honest drift]

Anyone interested? please dm (1200-2000)

[grim edge]

i don't think gms do that

[upbeat viper]

Magnus could ask for 1k

lol

[bright prairie]

Not all gms can live with chess

[neon parrot]

Bro I won't take 100 bucks an hour even If I was a super gm

[honest drift]

Underestimated

[neon parrot]

80 max

[honest drift]

You dont need it though you are better than the best

[grim edge]

magnus but your avergae gms ask for 60 per hour

[bright prairie]

I can do it for free

But you'll loose elo

[median saffron]

the best players are not always the best teachers

[grim edge]

reverse coaching

[bright prairie]

True

[median saffron]

if u got coached by Magnus u wouldn’t be able to keep up lol

[bright prairie]

I'm a bad player and a bad teacher

[grim edge]

magnus isn't a coach

he's incredibly good tho

[thorny lake]

[median saffron]

Give it 30 years maybe you can kidnap and neurolink his brain

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzT5iTG4i4

[bright prairie]

Hikaru nakamura coaching me and explaining variations . It's like if he started speaking Chinese

[upbeat viper]

perfect

mod ambiance

[thorny lake]

[bright prairie]

Go listen to old classical baguette music

[median saffron]

Hikaru speaks Chinese?

[grim edge]

hello

[bright prairie]

I love women

[grim edge]

i wanna know if this happens only to me: ppl instead resign quit internet xd

[thorny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[grim edge]

maybe they think that in that way they will not lost their points

[thorny lake]

[grim edge]

so instead just resign this guuys desconect internet and is very annoyingh

[bright prairie]

The ROOK

[bright prairie]

You're not alone

[median saffron]

did Gotham dirty with that 400 px ahh semicircle ahh forehead pov

[grim edge]

💀

[bright prairie]

[median saffron]

Nah just look at how big his forehead is

[thorny lake]

real

[median saffron]

In that clip

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[thorny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-chess-gif-3888266535069769841

[bright prairie]

That's a Side effect of being good at chess

[thorny lake]

do yall follow cricket wc ?

[honest drift]

Who said gotham is good at chess

[honest drift]

yeah i do nz got thrashed today

[bright prairie]

I mean he's good he just start to blunder when his opponents are gms

[honest drift]

pyschological pressure

[thorny lake]

ye sa looks wild

[honest drift]

he is better than his fide rating

[median saffron]

u could be right and wrong

[honest drift]

I already was supporting sa and ind from the beginning and look at the leaderboard now

[median saffron]

Hikaru has a massive forehead

[bright prairie]

I hop he gets rid of it

[honest drift]

Yeah he trys to draw these gms apparently, hikaru said it, levy doesnt take enough chances and instead keeps going for draws

other ims/ players try to win in the same scenario

[bright prairie]

Bro i was joking there is no real corelation about a big forehead and being smart / good at chess

[honest drift]

Like eric rosen may become gm

[bright prairie]

Oh noo my queen

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

bro move bishop stright line

[thorny lake]

whats wrong with that

[solar dove]

e4c62.d4d53.Nc3b54.a3dxe45.Nxe4Bf56.Bd3Bxe47.Bxe4Nf68.Bd3e69.Nf3Be710.Qe2Nbd711.O-OO-O12.Re1Re813.Ne5Nxe514.dxe5Nd515.Qg4a516.h4Bxh417.g3Be718.Kg2g619.Rh1Bf820.Bg5Qc721.Rxh7Qxe522.Rxf7Kxf723.Bxg6+Kg824.Bxe8Bg725.Bd7Nc726.Bxc6Rf827.Rd1Qc528.Bf3Qxc229.Rd7Rf730.Rd8+Rf831.Bf6Qh732.Be4Qh633.Bg5Qh834.Rd7
review pls

[graceful pecan]

not everyone is a gm but i think you should work more your caro kan

[peak plank]

Send the link to the game, not the PGN

[mystic stream]

[golden badge]

Which language is this

[solar dove]

its chessscript

[solar dove]

come on i thought you guys are professionals

[bright glade]

u thunked wrong

notation can be visualised but not if its presentated like that

[thorny lake]

whats ur rating

[drowsy crest]

.Bxg6+Kg824.Bxe8Bg725.Bd7Nc726.Bxc6Rf8.exe

[unborn raven]

i loss to a damn ai i cant recover from this

[fickle rampart]

Did Duolingo smoke you

[unborn raven]

no danny

[peak plank]

I beat duo first try

[unborn raven]

well it was tie

[peak plank]

It was bullet

[fickle rampart]

Ooo

[fickle rampart]

😈😈 what elo you think duo is?

[peak plank]

Isn't Danny 400

[peak plank]

Tbh didn't play that good

[fickle rampart]

Yeah people were saying they were actually able to beat him

[peak plank]

It got into a better position but the material was completely equal

[gloomy vector]

I am way too proud of myself

[lime lava]

duo is like 2500 or something

[peak plank]

2400 is my guess but they'd probably round it to 2500

Actually played like a 2300

[honest drift]

There is

no way duo is 2200+

Must be 2023

[fickle rampart]

Oops

[honest drift]

I beat it first try

[fickle rampart]

Sorry that was classified information

[mystic stream]

Duo is so speedy

[fickle rampart]

Don’t tell anyone

[midnight fjord]

Sup noobs

[mystic stream]

Sup doods

[fickle rampart]

BONJUOUR

[mystic stream]

Let's play the rhyming game I go first. Noob

[honest drift]

Sus

[midnight fjord]

Bonjour

[drowsy crest]

Bonjour mi amour

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo finally took over chess.com

[mystic stream]

🤨🤨🤨

[honest drift]

Bro duolingo and chess is so random

[midnight fjord]

Lol

Next up is collab with Elon to play chess on the moon 🚀

[drowsy crest]

tu es francias?

[drowsy crest]

elon hates chess

[honest drift]

Collab with X.com to spread chess all over the website

[midnight fjord]

No he doesn’t

[fickle rampart]

Bien sûr!

[jade moon]

Is it normal if I have 2300 puzzle rating and 950 elo

[honest drift]

Elon said chess is too simple

[midnight fjord]

Surprising but I’ve seen that before

[drowsy crest]

Ravi de vous rencontrer

[midnight fjord]

Yeah but he didn’t say he hated chess

[jade moon]

U think I have potential for 1500 elo?

[honest drift]

Yeah lol

[alpine cosmos]

salut pouvez-vous voir a mes jeux d'echecs et donne-moi des conseils (je m'appelle jambolojambolo)

[midnight fjord]

Bonjour jambolojambolo

[honest drift]

Only people good enough at chess hate it, or the people who dont improve at all

[mystic stream]

Elon boutta install a chip in his brain to become gm

[midnight fjord]

[fair pewter]

Nein

[drowsy crest]

tu es francias?

[fair pewter]

Noone can be good at chess

[midnight fjord]

Ui

[drowsy crest]

Comment est votre jour jusqua present

[fair pewter]

No I'm bad at chess and I improve but I don't like

Chess is trash game

[midnight fjord]

We we baguette

[grim edge]

Hiya

[drowsy crest]

Croissant

[honest drift]

Exceptions exist

[midnight fjord]

🤷‍♂️

[fair pewter]

Your mother exists

[honest drift]

Just like stupid chemistry

[fickle rampart]

Toi aussi

[midnight fjord]

[drowsy crest]

Comment est votre jour jusqua present

[midnight fjord]

Don’t speak French

[grim edge]

5 year duolingo streak you love me yet?

[fair pewter]

Yea but those kids deserved it

I didn't do anything wrong

[midnight fjord]

@upbeat viper is the French god

[mystic stream]

Oui

[fickle rampart]

Comme ci comme ça

[upbeat viper]

smh

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[midnight fjord]

@upbeat viper why did you call him?

[hasty iris]

Duo smh

[mystic stream]

No English. Only baguette

[honest drift]

French guy telling other french people to speak english

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92601108791 I gave up my queen on purpose and bro all of a sudden started playing good moves and i STILL won.

[worn ice]

praveen6556 (482) vs. RooksOfSteelix (511)

Move List

1. d3 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. g3 Nc6 4. Nc3 e5 5. Bg2 exf4 6. gxf4 d4 7. Ne4 Nxe4 8. dxe4 Qf6 9. e3 dxe3 10. fxe3 Bb4+ 11. c3 Bc5 12. e5 Qf5 13. Nf3 Bxe3 14. Qd5 Be6 15. Qb5 Rb8 16. Rd1 Bxf4 17. O-O Be3+ 18. Kh1 a6 19. Qe2 Qf4 20. b3 a5 21. Rd3 Bc5 22. Nd2 Rd8 23. Rxf4 Rxd3 24. Qxd3 Nxe5 25. Qf1 Be3 26. Re4 Bxd2 27. Rxe5 Bxc3 28. Rc5 Bd4 29. Rxa5 b6 30. Ra8+ Kd7 31. Rxh8 Ke7 32. Qa6 Kf6 33. Rxh7 Kg6 34. Be4+ Kf6 35. Qf1+ Ke5 36. Bc2 Kd5 37. Rh5+ Kd6 

[honest drift]

This server is fire

[drowsy crest]

quelque chose ne va pas

[drowsy crest]

tagged by mistake

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

how tf did i give up my queen on purpose and still win

[midnight fjord]

Skill

[fickle rampart]

TRÈS BIEN

[fickle rampart]

Oui :(

[midnight fjord]

[drowsy crest]

Quoi?

[fickle rampart]

Mes jambes

[grim edge]

i also found this apparently

[honest drift]

I bet you thought that was checkmate

[drowsy crest]

Jambes quoi?

[grim edge]

no

[cedar osprey]

followed by Rb6+ and you win the queen

[honest drift]

I dont believe you

[grim edge]

i forced a queen trade

[honest drift]

Forced a queen trade blud you can win the queen there

[fickle rampart]

Mes jambes me font mal

[cedar osprey]

Pourquoi?

[grim edge]

how when he took with his queen

[drowsy crest]

Pourquoi

[honest drift]

Rb6 deflection

[mystic stream]

Hola senoritas

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo les a frappés avec un marteau

[drowsy crest]

tu es francias?

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[cedar osprey]

No but let's switch back to English chat

[drowsy crest]

NOOO

[fickle rampart]

LE SOLEIL

☀️

[neon musk]

Гаразд, домовились

[cedar osprey]

No violence please!

[drowsy crest]

Oui, watashi no fischer desu

[grim edge]

NO.

[last willow]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

NON.

[fickle rampart]

=(

[deep tiger]

Just installed city again, damn the combat is a hundred times better than origins and I played hard on both games to test it out

[drowsy crest]

but origins story line and brutalism is gold

[mystic stream]

Yo soy europia

[fickle rampart]

[cedar osprey]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[drowsy crest]

plus the ice and hot DLC

[mystic stream]

No hablo english

[grim edge]

ok so

pourquoi sommes-nous en train de crier des objets au hasard en français

[drowsy crest]

tu hablas espanol?

[cedar osprey]

That is a very cute emote 🥹

[mystic stream]

I don't speak Spanish

[deep tiger]

Don't know man, just playing Arkham City and actually being able to counter now makes such a difference, the first thing I did was land a 60 hit combo on some thugs near the mills

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[cedar osprey]

!eng

[mystic stream]

!span

[neon musk]

Puedes usar un traductor

[cedar osprey]

Chat behave

[fickle rampart]

Yes make sure to join the Duolingo server for all the fire emotes

[mystic stream]

True

[drowsy crest]

ah enjoy man, stream if you wanna I would happily watch it

[mystic stream]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

ew. goes to french chat

[fickle rampart]

We even got Duolingo’s profile picture from chess.com

[deep tiger]

Also origins doesn't respawn the predator rooms for some reason.

[golden badge]

When did Duolingo Collab with chess

[drowsy crest]

ionno

[fickle rampart]

[mystic stream]

Por favor solo habla ingles en chat!

[golden badge]

Are you an employee of Duolingo?

[deep tiger]

So if you went through the entire game in 9 hours like I did and wanted to finish the worst nightmare challenges it is now too late

[neon musk]

We need Duolingo emojis added to the server asap

[drowsy crest]

ah man

[mystic stream]

Nahhh

[peak plank]

Nope

[mystic stream]

We need clash royale emojis

[fickle rampart]

I am Duolingo.

[mystic stream]

:hehehehaw:

[deep tiger]

Want to do unrated match, I'm bored rn

[neon musk]

Let my family go, please

[drowsy crest]

sleepy

[neon musk]

I promise, I will do my Spanish lessons

[fickle rampart]

only if you get a 1000 day streak

[cedar osprey]

(inside voices chat)

[deep tiger]

Then why you no sleep?

[mystic stream]

ok

[deep tiger]

What if I don't have a family?

[mystic stream]

No enlargement or I ban u

[drowsy crest]

in vc with someone rn

[wanton cradle]

anyone wanna play rapid (i am 1100)

[deep tiger]

Bros in the study VC 💀💀

[deep tiger]

Unrated?

[drowsy crest]

clicked by mistake lmao

[wanton cradle]

sure

[fickle rampart]

Then you safe

[deep tiger]

Name?

[wanton cradle]

IM_Ekam

[deep tiger]

Kk

[wanton cradle]

didnt get challenge yet

[peak plank]

daily is too good at chess so I have to try to play a positonal game I cant trick em 😦

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

anyone here wanna take an iq test

must be 1500+

[mystic stream]

[muted moat]

Bro I just got paired with a. Random 400 rapid as a 1000 player

And it wasn’t for elo adjustment either it was just a plain 400

[upbeat viper]

matchmaking settings issue

[grim edge]

https://www.mensa.org/public/mensa-iq-challenge take this report your score

[fickle rampart]

You gotta fix your search settings

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-wanted-walking-walk-into-chat-walking-into-chat-knowing-no-one-wanted-me-there-dead-chat-gif-21279558

[grim edge]

yo g can i dm u

[muted moat]

It came out as -23 I assume that’s good?

[grim edge]

yep thats good

[fickle rampart]

Then you should be litty

[fickle rampart]

Maybe

[muted moat]

It says I’m at the 99.9 percentile

[grim edge]

proof

[cedar osprey]

Nice Chess.com flair

[muted moat]

They don’t give proof for the bottom 99.9 percentile because they’re just that unique

[cyan shuttle]

holy shit i forgot duolingo here

[grim edge]

https://www.mensa.org/public/mensa-iq-challenge

[cyan shuttle]

i have 0 streak

[grim edge]

someone take this report score back

[peak plank]

Somone re-send this to brick because I think its supposed to be for him

[upbeat viper]

nah

[grim edge]

Bruh wtf

[little root]

Lol this guy "You made a mistake, which allowed your opponent to resign

[upbeat viper]

we gave yall some diamonds

[cedar osprey]

@grim edgePlease don't spam the IQ test link and randomly ask people to take the test thanks!

[upbeat viper]

cuz you deserve it

[wheat sparrow]

me?

[peak plank]

Brick gave me his diamond-

because he already had diamond

[upbeat viper]

but you might have gotten one anyway

👀

[peak plank]

[wheat sparrow]

if you get one give it to me @peak plank

[peak plank]

actually wait thats a good thing

[upbeat viper]

smh

[hasty iris]

@peak plank mine was from a Halloween thing I won on Twitter lol

[peak plank]

XD

wait so how does that work-

[hasty iris]

Well guess you get 2 months of diamond ☠️

[peak plank]

[proven sapphire]

hello chat

[peak plank]

Anyone im missing?

[proven sapphire]

@peak plank i made some call car wallpapers

[peak plank]

ahh ash, I forgot baout you

ok and Just

[proven sapphire]

damn you did fr? damn fr? damn

[compact mantle]

Y’all giving free diamond?

[peak plank]

you werent online when I tried to SS everyones pfp

[solemn jacinth]

600 elo

[grim edge]

Yo Ash Ketchum

[proven sapphire]

wassup

[gloomy vector]

what's the list about?

[proven sapphire]

😭 lemme show the car ones rq they are realllllyy clean

[grim edge]

What are you doing after retiring?

[cedar osprey]

Chess every day

[peak plank]

I seen them already

[proven sapphire]

chilling and playing chess what can i say

[fathom reef]

guys look at this brilliant i pulled off

[proven sapphire]

the pixel art ones?]

[grim edge]

Can we play chess?

[peak plank]

wait you made pixel art ones?

ok no then

[proven sapphire]

i did yes lemme show

[peak plank]

alright

[graceful pecan]

looking at the chaos that seems like the right choice

[keen parrot]

yes, he "made" them

[fathom reef]

fr

[cedar osprey]

Challenge me to a daily game!

[proven sapphire]

u wanna see my prompts?

[grim edge]

what daily game?

[keen parrot]

i don't really care enough

[proven sapphire]

then dont voice your opinion to me

it shows you care plenty

[keen parrot]

im sure someone else would be interested though

[cedar osprey]

It's a time control where you can take days to make a move. So you can calculate a lot compared to regular faster chess

[compact mantle]

It sucks

Or at least I suck at daily

[grim edge]

And I just did

[proven sapphire]

i like them

[compact mantle]

😂

[muted moat]

Can someone answer this https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1169333088472547390

[proven sapphire]

i can do analysis but i aint going over 100 lines

[grim edge]

Just died at 50 survival rush gg

[muted moat]

Any help is appreciated

[boreal cosmos]

already done

[cedar osprey]

Me too! I really appreciate longer forms of chess especially when listening to commentary by GMs like Yasser, Maurice, Howell, etc. Daily games are nice online because it's like playing an ongoing classical game

[grim edge]

Markus

can you teach me chess?

[proven sapphire]

yes i think longer games let me think, not pay stupid and play very acuarate chess

@peak plank

[boreal cosmos]

i can

[fathom reef]

just pull off brilliants like this from time to time

[grim edge]

How much money?

[upbeat viper]

push that 2k

[boreal cosmos]

25 eur/hr

[proven sapphire]

i can teach for free

im 1700 which is worse but still alright

[upbeat viper]

17 he's 200

smh

[boreal cosmos]

2400

[fathom reef]

hi hi batura

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

[boreal cosmos]

+8 yrs or experience 😛

[proven sapphire]

yeah hes 2000 but is it worth paying for?

[upbeat viper]

no not you

the guy

[proven sapphire]

which guy

[boreal cosmos]

me

[upbeat viper]

yo

[fathom reef]

ermmm rate this billant pissl

[upbeat viper]

e4/20

[muted moat]

You read my mind

[fathom reef]

🔥

[upbeat viper]

that's why I'm mod

[keen parrot]

hey i can read minds too

[muted moat]

Brilliant that’s a game winning move

[cedar osprey]

Would a mind reader beat magnus carlsen? Or would magnus catch on an intentionally think about bad lines

[keen parrot]

my prediction is that bast will say that i will never be mod

[upbeat viper]

ah yes ? what am I thinking about ?

[muted moat]

I think it depends on how good the mind reader is at chess if he’s a elite he can just see what line mag us will go for since magnus has to think of the line at some point

[upbeat viper]

your prediction was wrong

[quiet sparrow]

Ughhh

[cedar osprey]

high level humor

[upbeat viper]

Magnus wouldn't need to think

[keen parrot]

does that mean that i will never be mod?

[upbeat viper]

just play instinct moves

[quiet sparrow]

I think i reached a point where if I don't put in effort I'm not gonna improve

[keen parrot]

4

[upbeat viper]

nah

[muted moat]

23

[upbeat viper]

6

but anyway,

6-9

[keen parrot]

no one ever picks 9

[upbeat viper]

same thing

[quiet sparrow]

9 is a boring number

[muted moat]

We’re there any world champions that started chess not as a child

[lament jacinth]

Croissant mod

[cedar osprey]

Brain waves flipped the number, happens sometimes

[keen parrot]

damn im in a real shit mood rn

way to kick off november

[lament jacinth]

Oh no anyway

[upbeat viper]

why

[keen parrot]

[cedar osprey]

Here is some for you @keen parrot

[keen parrot]

troubles with gf, plus lost to a 1900 today

[muted moat]

How do I get “this user hates the trusted role”

[upbeat viper]

1900 CC ? oof

[keen parrot]

i already have 2 at home, they the best

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[keen parrot]

no, 1900 fide and 12 yrs old

[upbeat viper]

happens

[keen parrot]

i had repetition but missed that he had a dank tactic

[cedar osprey]

When they become grandmaster you can at least say you played a GM

[grim edge]

I would get smoked lol

[keen parrot]

tbh i did pretty well

[peak plank]

smh, why dont you play Iris Li instead. (2100 FIDE + 10 years old)

[keen parrot]

but while putting pressure on his clock i didn't play the best

[lime lava]

j taime

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

🤔

[upbeat viper]

enjoy your diamond

[keen parrot]

ill get over the game lost though, but the other thing..

[nova verge]

Almost!

[lime lava]

[upbeat viper]

no no

just a community gift

[peak plank]

Ive seen the first 2, the fourth one looks great

[keen parrot]

why can't i get anything

[upbeat viper]

idk ?

[peak plank]

you are very close to a title which is lifetime free diamond 🙂

[upbeat viper]

oh a Pain

[keen parrot]

"very close"

[upbeat viper]

rare

[pine bison]

You can get diamond for free if you play duolingo this month

Shiny

[peak plank]

Wait fr

[keen parrot]

wsg pain

[upbeat viper]

CC ye

[peak plank]

ok im gonna get 3 months of free diamond then

[pine bison]

Yea november event on duolingo

[normal hatch]

Ong? Just play it once?

[upbeat viper]

but it's not related to an event or anything

[pine bison]

Not just once

[peak plank]

lemmie download duolingo

[upbeat viper]

it's just us giving some like that

[normal hatch]

[pine bison]

Exactly that

[peak plank]

how difficult is that?

[manic nova]

I just realised it's 40 quests not lessons, this is gonna take a while

[manic nova]

you get three quests a day sooo

[pine bison]

What makes your say that

[peak plank]

...

ok hopefully my english teacher, that uses duo, will give me the diamond 🙂

[pine bison]

Move on bro lol

[peak plank]

Pain is okay

[manic nova]

also wtf duolingo

[keen parrot]

1800s edition

[peak plank]

Apathetic had cheated, Unity had cheated, and so has pain. Thats fine. Everyone deserves a second chance.

[manic nova]

what is big

[upbeat viper]

is it big ?

[keen parrot]

yeah but unity is insufferable, also apathetic cheated more than once

[upbeat viper]

oh well

[keen parrot]

very important lesson for uh...

[upbeat viper]

there was the translation bellow

didn't see

[pine bison]

Duh

[upbeat viper]

lemme flex my japanese

[keen parrot]

weebs smh

[pine bison]

I'm on a 69 streak on japanese

[nova verge]

69 🤣🤣🤣

[cedar osprey]

[pine bison]

Real

[keen parrot]

even i cheated once, these things happen

[peak plank]

no or @lime lava will give you a 1 hour timeout

I never cheated XD

[pine bison]

cool man

[upbeat viper]

[lime lava]

Bastoura can do everything he wants from now on

[pine bison]

/blund

[keen parrot]

not on cc

[orchid bay]

[cedar osprey]

Please none of that

[gloomy vector]

i once used duolingo for 6 weeks to learn japanese all i could say was i want sugar

[keen parrot]

that's a whole diff story, very complicated and sad

[upbeat viper]

too much happiness

[keen parrot]

ill talk about it but only if i trust you enough

[pine bison]

tf you did something wrong then lmao

[silver patio]

😔

[pine bison]

anyways im off again peace chess people

[keen parrot]

cya

[upbeat viper]

bai

[silver patio]

weewee croissant

[gloomy vector]

c'est quoi que tu a dit la mon ami?

[silver patio]

weewee croissant

[gloomy vector]

bro legit understood the question

[silver patio]

ofc i did

[gloomy vector]

or google translated it

[cedar osprey]

as*

[silver patio]

i take french at school

[gloomy vector]

cheers i haven't spoken french in 10 years

[silver patio]

but i'm bad at it so i don't know each words' meaning but i get it

[gloomy vector]

i used to go to french school for 3 years here in bucharest when I was very young it was like a second native tongue

now I can still kinda speak it but it's not as easy

[keen parrot]

ty bast for unmuting me

[gloomy vector]

forgot a lot of stuff

[cedar osprey]

You should pick up french again! Duolingo is collaborating with Chess.com and you can get 1 month of diamond

[upbeat viper]

oui oui