💬〡general-off-topic

[nimble niche]

how can my basketball team not get flogged every game?

[winter ridge]

@nimble niche i hit 2500 lc puzzles again lol

[nocturne elk]

Wth the most casual dunk

[glossy radish]

i saw this guy jogging, his calves were fking bulging

[maiden helm]

he’s 7’5” and plays like KD 💀

[nimble niche]

nice, all those puzzles require some obscure idea i can never find

[maiden helm]

bro can drain 3s

[winter ridge]

I am finding them slowly

[nocturne elk]

What in the beanstalk is that height 💀

[maiden helm]

i know u ain’t talking lil bro

[keen parrot]

bro things aint too good rn

[nimble niche]

how do i defend 190cm people in basketball as a 170cm person?

[keen parrot]

jump more

[maiden helm]

use ur body more

[nocturne elk]

Do not

[maiden helm]

push be annoying

[keen parrot]

or just foul them

[nocturne elk]

Elbow them 🥜

[glossy radish]

hang in there

[nimble niche]

i did, but the guy just passed it to his small forward every time and they get easy shots because we're too worried about the big guy

[glossy radish]

tackle

push them off the cliff

[keen parrot]

things will get better, she is just too caught up in things and cant be emotionally invested too

[worldly token]

.

[glossy radish]

alright (have no idea what u said)

[nocturne elk]

Bro’s got that D R I P

[maiden helm]

we won our most recent games and all 3 of our point guards didn’t show up so i had to run point 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[reef fern]

queens gambit did wonders for me

[keen parrot]

ah hard to explain without getting into the personal details

[glossy radish]

MINE

[maiden helm]

Awh Hell Nah

[nimble niche]

when i got a rebound from that 190cm guy, everyone on the team cheered because that was impressive enough already

[glossy radish]

[nimble niche]

that guy literally works out

[bright folio]

lol

[keen parrot]

tbh i dont participate in this cause its childish, but i can try a month without

[mystic stream]

U don't

[grim edge]

I thought gay don't nut😭

[maiden helm]

most people don’t really understand the art of tipping the ball so i always get boards

[vital salmon]

I think Queen gambit/ Queen gambit declined both are kind of related to player's who have above 1500 elo's.

[keen parrot]

only man im gay for is your dad

[nimble niche]

he just casually dropped 32 points in the game and he's not even a ball hog

[grim edge]

He is high rank in military come try it

[keen parrot]

[reef fern]

its very simple and takes a massive amount of control over the center both accepted or declined

[maiden helm]

yk what they say abt military guys 👀👀👀

[tight holly]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92584818319?tab=review&move=30&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

SirKvil2 (1051) vs. Danidelion00 (1041)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. c3 Bc5 6. d4 exd4 7. O-O d6 8. cxd4 Nxd4 9. Nxd4 Qf6 10. Bb2 Bb6 11. a4 c5 12. a5 Bc7 13. Qa4+ Bd7 14. Bb5 O-O-O 15. Bxd7+ Rxd7 16. a6 b6 17. Qc6 Ne7 18. Qb7+ Kd8 19. Qxa7 Nc6 20. Nxc6+ Ke8 21. Bxf6 

[keen parrot]

necrophilia?

[nocturne elk]

Necro

[glossy radish]

ew what

[drowsy crest]

it is an already won position right?

[nocturne elk]

Apparently they like blue/ grey flesh

[nimble niche]

what's the ghost philia thing called?

[nocturne elk]

And maggots

[drowsy crest]

ballophobic

[vital salmon]

I see

[glossy radish]

cat? where

[blazing solstice]

yes, no nutting soldier

[reef fern]

im almost 800 rn was stuck at 600 for a long time

[nimble niche]

is someone eating cats without me

[glossy radish]

yes

[reef fern]

have been playing it for a few weeks only

[maiden helm]

dogs > cats

[vital salmon]

Ok how much time it'll take you to be 800?

[bright folio]

cats superior

[drowsy crest]

[glossy radish]

ur weird. cats > dogs

[vital salmon]

Truth has been spoken

[reef fern]

if i win three games or sum like that ill get to 800

[glossy radish]

yessir

[drowsy crest]

dogs >>> cats

[honest drift]

dogs> cats any other opinion is invalid

[maiden helm]

tmr we bag or i unalive myself 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[graceful lintel]

Cats=dogs

[bright folio]

ginger cats solos all dogs

[nimble niche]

dogs have more protein yfm

[glossy radish]

bag?

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-piece-no-enemys-gif-8324832171634369734

[vital salmon]

I see

[drowsy crest]

exactly

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[maiden helm]

Gotta bag that shawty you know what i’m saying 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[graceful lintel]

Real I want peace

[nimble niche]

bats on top clearly

[glossy radish]

no, i don’t 💀

[graceful lintel]

HOLY MOLY 🗣️🔥🙏🔥

[maiden helm]

average chinese individual

[fickle rampart]

Everyone make sure to do your Duolingo lessons for diamond membership

[drowsy crest]

[manic nova]

yo nice

[nimble niche]

exactly

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[maiden helm]

Tmr i will obtain a girl or i will commit certain acts upon myself

[fickle rampart]

Yes better do those lessons

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

WHAT

[glossy radish]

oh alright

[fickle rampart]

😈

[mystic stream]

Get an egirl

[graceful lintel]

Peace

[vital salmon]

Is this real?

[grim edge]

IS RHAT REAL

[glossy radish]

weirdo

[maiden helm]

Hell nah

[manic nova]

Yes

[grim edge]

@manic nova HOW IS IT REAL

[mystic stream]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/blue/book/0/cc/0/0/bUMwS2d2NVFmQSFUdk1aSkNKVEpNMTgxZHYxU2JzUXplZ1lRbEI3VHZt.gif

[manic nova]

duo collab with chess.com

[nimble niche]

ommm bat soup for dinner

[mystic stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1100982641341251685/1100987010463838249/lichess_study_chess-gurus_scholars-mate_by_SacrificialNinja101_2023.04.27.gif

[maiden helm]

i found another australian drill rapper group thing

[mystic stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1100982641341251685/1100986987688759306/lichess_study_chess-gurus_scholars-mate-defense_by_SacrificialNinja101_2023.04.27.gif

[manic nova]

it just is

[honest drift]

JoeKempsey is living the dream

Duo and chess.com collab

[maiden helm]

they in sydney 😔😔😔

[glossy radish]

he’s the one who did it 🥱

[vital salmon]

That's actually so cool. So, after completing all 40 quests we will get diamond for a month?

[nimble niche]

what tf was Qb3 lmao

[grim edge]

@manic nova I'm not getting it and I joined the app

[maiden helm]

if Skux ever steps foot in perth it’s over for him

[manic nova]

yes

[glossy radish]

how tf do u pronounce skux

[maiden helm]

I called it BASED

[manic nova]

huh? just do a few lessons and see

[honest drift]

Most average wayward player

[maiden helm]

Skucks

[vital salmon]

Thanks for sharing.
What languages you learning from DUO?

[drowsy lodge]

should i learn the jobaba london

[maiden helm]

💀💀💀

that brother be ready if he gets near perth

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[maiden helm]

How mfers be working at a chess company and be <500

[nimble niche]

i was hoping id never have to prep against the jobava in my life but now there's a fast improving kid who plays the jobava here

[honest drift]

No respect to the game

Just plain money

[maiden helm]

Bro looks like a sped 💀

i gotta go goodbye chat

[glossy radish]

bye turd

[maiden helm]

🫡

[glossy radish]

imagine getting muted for a week

[maiden helm]

Couldn’t be me

[glossy radish]

fr

whoever did is an absolute idiot

wiat two?

we know one of them who’s the other

[maiden helm]

alice

[glossy radish]

idk who that is

[nimble niche]

is incho tryna beat my timeout record?

[maiden helm]

Real shit

[glossy radish]

he already did, no?

[misty sedge]

Play, around my rating

🥹

[grim edge]

yall arr boring

[nimble niche]

i probably had a lot more lighter timeouts

[grim edge]

also why you always here @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

shut up burger king

[misty sedge]

Likewise

[grim edge]

damn

[glossy radish]

i’m just about to get ready for school

bye kiddos

[grim edge]

finally

[glossy radish]

stay safe. bully others

[nimble niche]

it's almost 1am

[glossy radish]

nvm i’m staying

[nimble niche]

im gonna sleep

[glossy radish]

night

[nimble niche]

🫃🏿

[mystic stream]

Yes omg let's go please sty please please please

[nimble niche]

🤱🏿

[mystic stream]

Yes don't leave don't leage

Lmao

[glossy radish]

what why

[mystic stream]

Rescuing private martin

[glossy radish]

wait

reverse psychology

[mystic stream]

What no

[glossy radish]

what yes

[mystic stream]

We want u to stay

[glossy radish]

why

[mystic stream]

No reason

[glossy radish]

what

[mystic stream]

Qué

[glossy radish]

porque

[mystic stream]

Porque lo digo

[glossy radish]

huh

[mystic stream]

Idk

That was a sad day

[glossy radish]

HUH

[grim edge]

How do you get the Duolingo offer

[drowsy crest]

Streak's over 😔

YES\

Its chess.com not a fking social media platform

Racist!!!!

[glossy radish]

ooh nice light mode

[slate owl]

[glossy radish]

[drowsy crest]

(dark mode doesn't work for me)

[glossy radish]

o

[drowsy crest]

because chesscom devs dont care about their users

[glossy radish]

weird

[drowsy crest]

even if I send the ticket its gonna take like half a month

[chilly python]

Hi

[drowsy crest]

so why bother

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/my-eyes-freshleb-bald-gif-2259273380568800678

[drowsy crest]

doesnt work

[lone zenith]

duolingo bot

[copper thicket]

Hey guys almost died on the way to the gym hehe anyways bye

I'll tell the story later

[brave galleon]

@brave galleon

[glossy radish]

be safe

[slate owl]

send help

[lone zenith]

DUDE LEAVE ME ALONE 😭

[manic nova]

it will be funny if the bot starts talking about your family

[random drum]

FCK IT

KR$NA DROPPING ON 3RD NOV

[drowsy crest]

imagine if the google Bard AI said duo sucks

[random drum]

Imagine being handsome like me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Amay Shukla (paranoidlikebobby)

This is the Chess.com profile of paranoidlikebobby. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Amay Shukla (paranoidlikebobby)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1057 (1086 peak)
Blitz: 920 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1302 (peak)

[random drum]

@trail ridge WHO GAVE U MY NAME

KID

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)

This is the Chess.com profile of itsmeexpert. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Fobby Bischer (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1288 (1296 peak)
Blitz: 626 (673 peak)
Bullet: 645 (673 peak)

[random drum]

I AM BETTER AT BULLET AND BLITZ LOL

"my pronouns are he because I will never be him"

nice

[drowsy crest]

🗿

[uncut fable]

play the Spanish against him

[lone zenith]

how

[uncut fable]

e4 e5
nf3 nc6
bb5

[graceful lintel]

Bro explained smth and promoted himself

[lone zenith]

bru its playing the silician

[uncut fable]

oh.

[graceful lintel]

bb5 looks illegal

[random drum]

I don't have time to play rapid

[graceful lintel]

Understande

[random drum]

I am bad at blitz

I am tired of bullet

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[random drum]

daily is slow

[graceful lintel]

Oh understandable x3

[random drum]

chess is bad

[graceful lintel]

Real

[uncut fable]

i don’t understand mfs who are good at rapid and bullet and can’t play blitz

[graceful lintel]

real

[random drum]

See in rapid you have time. In bullet if u are losing you can flag. In blitz you can't flag easily

so if u make mistake

u are probably going to lose + You don't have a lot of time in blitz

[reef fern]

theres people like that bruh?

[random drum]

Ik. I play a rapid game in like a month. Today ig I played 4 games bcz I was tired

[uncut fable]

by the server maybe

we know what you did in September 2009

[random drum]

I will try to reach 1400 in bullet

by the end of this year

[graceful lintel]

Perfect accuracy

[reef fern]

bro was one number off from being banned for life

[graceful lintel]

Gl

[random drum]

I got accuracy of 1.4

[random drum]

thanks

[graceful lintel]

💀

[random drum]

I played double bongo

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[random drum]

with fatma

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[uncut fable]

i play chess

[random drum]

trash game

💀

[quasi spire]

I can’t believe chess.com is teaming up with Duolingo. Is that exciting?! I know I would.

[uncut fable]

is this sentence ChatGPT generated

[reef fern]

whats that do anyway

[uncut fable]

streaming rights

[reef fern]

lame

not lame

[final condor]

most random ass colab

[uncut fable]

wdym

[random drum]

Should I fail NNN?

[uncut fable]

chess has the Italian, the Spanish, the Danish, the Polish, etc

and duolingo has the Italian, the Spanish, the Danish, the Polish, etc.

[final condor]

start a NNN win streak

[keen parrot]

my brother in Christ its literally the first day

[reef fern]

no nimzo-indian november

[uncut fable]

but why not

[final condor]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[primal shore]

you guys are gross

[random drum]

I will control myself

[keen parrot]

nothing grosser than... not masturbating?

[random drum]

I am going to the room in which my family is sitting

[primal shore]

Last year I got ppl in my dms showing proof that they failed

[final condor]

silence wench

[faint jetty]

Damn

[uncut fable]

did any of us do that

[final condor]

the adults are speaking

[random drum]

You didn't reply me in dm's so u are gross

[primal shore]

Bro idc what you do it's your body but keep it to yourself

[keen parrot]

oh

[final condor]

Lucy wouldnt understand

[primal shore]

was busy last night probably sleeping mb

[random drum]

I was kidding dw

[primal shore]

@final condor how old are you

[keen parrot]

yeah its pretty weird that people like to share that shit

[primal shore]

Also in in college sob

[final condor]

16

[primal shore]

I'm older then you so shush

[keen parrot]

than*

[final condor]

also who tf is sending you proof

[primal shore]

I never bothered to learn the then than

[final condor]

Cuz the only thing I would send you is a draw offer

[uncut fable]

the jokes are already annoying but it’s even worse when people just decide to let you know they failed

[keen parrot]

yeah

[final condor]

thats why we said NNN streak 🗿

[manic nova]

nice, we get free super duolingo too

[primal shore]

gross horny prop from this server

[uncut fable]

“Did you fail NNN?”
“bro I drew”

[primal shore]

Duolingo is a shit language learning resource

[final condor]

lack of material

[uncut fable]

did you

did you watch all of it

[final condor]

perhaps.

[uncut fable]

goose you gotta chill out man

[limber lantern]

it's better for people above advanced beginner

[final condor]

I need more stuff for my setup now

[manic nova]

used to be good enough when the forum still existed

[primal shore]

Doesn't get you past like a1 at best and its german polish and Russian is broken

[primal shore]

....no..its worse

[primal shore]

Used to, ain't now

[potent merlin]

Wait people unironically do duolingo?

[manic nova]

yeah

[potent merlin]

Serious question. I only heard the memes

[final condor]

yes

[manic nova]

d-definitely not me

[final condor]

tbf its good practice

[potent merlin]

Okay so what's free super duolingo?

[manic nova]

I guess it's a good way to keep a habit, but it can't be the only resource

[manic nova]

membership for duolingo

[final condor]

best way is to find a native speaker

[primal shore]

It's good practice up to a1 and can only actually learn you English and modern French and maybe, maybe Latin Spanish

All their other real languages are just wrong

[final condor]

😔 but that involves me talk to to the f*rnch

[primal shore]

I looked at their german and the grammar is so sad

[potent merlin]

Okay I may check english since my english is like b2/c1 and see if it's any good

[manic nova]

their japanese ones are bad too, don't really teach the grammar

[grim edge]

yo

[potent merlin]

Probably other languages are no different in terms of how they teach them

[grim edge]

could someone analyse a game for me

i alr used my daily analysis

[primal shore]

Duo is for absolute starters and if you are serious you go to the other hundreds of better completely free websites

[grim edge]

duolingo overall is mediocre at best

[tired falcon]

lmao people getting duolingo for premium membership now

[uncut fable]

duolingo is fine for a worldwide language teacher but those simply can’t be good

you need a specialized language application

[manic nova]

mostly depends on the language you study

[tired falcon]

mfs are ok with being a slave to duolingo just for 30 days of premium

[primal shore]

I have several resources I've used a lot written down somewhere hold on lemme find em

[uncut fable]

funniest chesscom member

[grim edge]

sometimes i wish i had never joined this server

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

This is the Chess.com profile of victorious4ever. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2295 (peak)
Blitz: 2189 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2320 (peak)

[rare shuttle]

duolingo offers chess.com diamond too

[potent merlin]

That's just my brain getting triggered by the word "free" even though I probably don't need any of that

Unkess it's like a super good way to learn stuff

And if it's not (as it seems so far) then whatever

[thorny lake]

they added the duo bot with "?" rating 💀

[lime lava]

Samee

[keen parrot]

peaksitter

[potent merlin]

I could have sent like 90% less messages here soo same

[thorny lake]

bhai damn

[keen parrot]

im glad i joined this server

[grim edge]

lmao imagine

[keen parrot]

and i think I'm one of the few people to have ever said that

[primal shore]

@grim edge I can't find my notepad but ones off the top of my head are FSI Languages Courses and StudyStack

FSI is used by several governments even

[random drum]

Loki is a good show

[potent merlin]

Unlikely to ever need that but also will check out, thanks

[primal shore]

Ah, I'm more of a longuist

Linguist*

[grim edge]

anyone have membership here

[primal shore]

Ironic

[potent merlin]

You are more of the shortuist, sorry

[primal shore]

heck you

[grim edge]

dyslexic linguist

[tired falcon]

how many languages u speak

[potent merlin]

Couldn't resist

[fallow sundial]

How's NNN going for yall

[tired falcon]

day 1 went smooth

[primal shore]

5 comfortably, I'm learning Russian and Ukrainian atm for work

[fallow sundial]

W keep it up

[tired falcon]

for work? who u work for

[grim edge]

cyka

[thorny lake]

day 1

[drowsy crest]

WE WINNIN

[grim edge]

chat y'all weird

this is a chess server

[fallow sundial]

W bro

[primal shore]

Nobody fking cares how much you masterbate keep it to yourself

[reef fern]

failed already cant not play the nimzo indian

[primal shore]

I'm in the military

[fallow sundial]

Yo chill I didn't say

[tired falcon]

oopsie somebody already failed

[grim edge]

why u punish ur self 3 time

[fallow sundial]

Damn 😭😭

[grim edge]

?

[primal shore]

Plus Russian in an extremely common language and I need to know it anyway

[drowsy crest]

Bro just use youtube learn the basics of tthe language like introducing and shit then go to the fking country

[grim edge]

ur gay + furry + duck

ur weird

[tired falcon]

yoo crazy

[primal shore]

Agreed

[grim edge]

Well I'm a woman so I'm fine I think

[grim edge]

?

[drowsy crest]

quadra lingual for a reason

[grim edge]

aren't u real duck??

[primal shore]

....women....can also...

[grim edge]

yes but how's any of that a punishment

[grim edge]

You.. literally made me realize that...

[grim edge]

bro forgot me

[tired falcon]

@primal shore army? i took navy rotc for 1 year

[grim edge]

😔

[primal shore]

Aye

[tired falcon]

u reserve or active?

[primal shore]

No najdorf November

[spice night]

hi

[tired falcon]

nimzo larsen on top

[reef fern]

frick fred february

[grim edge]

Frick French Frenzy

[reef fern]

i hate fred

[grim edge]

No

[primal shore]

it's kinda abit more complicated than that, I'm a cadet officer in the RMC rn which is mostly a scholar role however I'm expected to do military exercises and pt and whatever weekly

It's it's own classification here

[tired falcon]

oh u took advanced?

idk if it works the same in the army but sounds like u took advanced

[stiff ravine]

Yo any way to get rid of the pings

[grim edge]

I don't knoe

[stiff ravine]

Thanks, very helpful

[reef fern]

leaving is one way

deleting discord is effective too

[grim edge]

november came
but we didnt
😔😔

[copper thicket]

Ty

Ok so badicllly stop at gas station

[tropic plaza]

Sssss

[stiff ravine]

Fair enough

[tropic plaza]

Ssjsjss

[primal shore]

Define that, don't think they use that term here

[stiff ravine]

I just got rid of the channel instead

[copper thicket]

To go into my countries equivalent of 7/11

They call it 9/11 😂

[reef fern]

bro couldve just muted

[reef fern]

fr?

[copper thicket]

Jk anyways I buy my shit

[copper thicket]

Ahahah no

I walk out and it's a dude who needs a jump we pop the hoods and the cable is too short

So we move the cars and there's this Kuwaiti local

Who is the manager at the store

[stiff ravine]

…I did tho

[copper thicket]

And well he decides he's gonna jump the cars

So he puts red to red...

[stiff ravine]

I’m talking about pings, idk why but muting pings just do not work

[copper thicket]

Black to black... and I stop him instantly oh before that they were gonna use red on black terminals

[reef fern]

get rid of the role somehow

[copper thicket]

He says no no it's fine I've done this before and the guy who needs a jump and the guy who brought the cable who works at the "7:11"

They team up on me and do it

[stiff ravine]

But idk how to get rid of it bruh

That’s why I asked

[primal shore]

@tired falcon ohhh, I Googled it, it's not AIT it's just a military college that teaches you general skills for the military while also learning you a PhD or trade

[copper thicket]

IN A GAS STATION

[reef fern]

ask a mod to remove it prob

[primal shore]

Typically for you to use in your role in the military but I'm a history major which isn't very aplyable

[stiff ravine]

Or I can just get rid of the channel

[grim edge]

:3

[stiff ravine]

Which I did

[void plume]

Helloo

[copper thicket]

So I stop then and told them to get a different car to use as a donor

[tired falcon]

what does ur country call it

[tired falcon]

yeah thats the same here we call it rotc

[copper thicket]

So anyways I got out of there quick and thankfully didn't die

[tired falcon]

reserve corps

[honest blaze]

Hi guys

[copper thicket]

That's the story of how I almost died

[tired falcon]

tbh idek half of the shit they taught us here , it's just mandatory for the program im in

[primal shore]

Well i meam typically for you to want a job using a trade etc you have to already know that trade before you can accept that job and if you do not usually the military is willing to pay for you to get it

[void plume]

What does it feel like being in the rotc

[grim edge]

hi ? 💀

[tired falcon]

torture but im already used to it bc i gym/cardio everyday

[primal shore]

@tired falcon I'm doing CO training for now

[tired falcon]

whats a co

[void plume]

I see

[tired falcon]

im just a lil cadet

[primal shore]

Commissioned officer

[tired falcon]

good stufd

[primal shore]

Gonna be a Second Lieutenant in ~3 years

[tired falcon]

keep it up

hope ur happy

[primal shore]

We chillin

Military has such much chess too

Canada actually hosts a FIDE/CFC rated chess tournament for only military yearly

[tired falcon]

lucky

is that why u got into chess lmao

i gotta grind up, top players in my college are 2400 cc, im so bad at chess

[fiery yarrow]

most average french convo

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/Dyj-sBY789MAAAAC/silence-cube.gif

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-cube-shame-gif-10245091

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/tesseract-gif-18047385

[fickle rampart]

Oui oui

[fiery yarrow]

legit making me confused

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

[drowsy crest]

you arent supposed to comprehend it, its a 4d object

technically should be

[fiery yarrow]

that's what 4 dimensional objects look like?

[drowsy crest]

you, a 3d creature is witnessing a 4d object in a 2d screen with your 1d brain

[drowsy crest]

yes

[fiery yarrow]

cap

looks pretty 2 dimensional to me

[drowsy crest]

I mean you cant really see what they look like

[grim edge]

a 4d hypercube is simply a cube that expands and retracts

[drowsy crest]

its the closer representation

[grim edge]

not that hard

[drowsy crest]

tesserract*

[fiery yarrow]

BUT IT'S SPINNING

[drowsy crest]

it doesnt expand its shape and size changes with the way you look at it

[grim edge]

hypercube = any figure above 3 dimmensions whose sides and vertexes are all equal

ERGO a tesserract is a hypercube

[drowsy crest]

o

[grim edge]

also by using recursiveness we can tell a tesserract is just a cube that appears, expands, peaks, retracts and disappears

[fiery yarrow]

what do y'all talk about during your geometry lessons wtf 😭

[grim edge]

cus of how a circle works in a 1d line and how a sphere works in a 2d plane

well a tesseract could either grow and then shrink or just appear and disappear

[stable mirage]

:3 and ceo of :3 hi :3

[grim edge]

hi :3

[fiery yarrow]

hi qttttt :33

[junior surge]

[trail prism]

G'day sirs and ladies

[grim edge]

hi dudes, dudettes and dudaroos

Hi people

[swift panther]

Lol i made a blunder sacrifice and my opponent didnt take 😎

[junior surge]

Someone force me to do my math homework

[grim edge]

People have became too paranoid

[swift panther]

Fr i waited like a minute before playing it and he took like 10 seconds

[fiery yarrow]

don't do them, not worth it

[sacred tide]

hi

[reef fern]

i went a full year without doing any homework and busted it all out in the last 3 days of school

[trail prism]

How hard is it ?

[reef fern]

so yeah screw homework

[fiery yarrow]

very

[junior surge]

Easy but long

[trail prism]

What subject is it about ? Ecuations ?

Geometry, trigonometry?

[grim edge]

calculus

[junior surge]

Absolute value (I used Google translate idk if it's correct )

[grim edge]

bruh

|x| ?

[junior surge]

Yeah

[grim edge]

oh that's easy

what's ur first language btw

[trail prism]

Bruh that's easy

[junior surge]

Persian/Russian

[trail prism]

It is the module of a number

[grim edge]

hii all

[grim edge]

ur dumb

[junior surge]

Ik

[void plume]

Evening or morning people

[trail prism]

E modul de x

[grand badge]

hi boy

[grim edge]

module is different than abs??

[trail prism]

Whut is abs

[fiery yarrow]

i learned it as the module of a number

no idea what abs is

[trail prism]

Can u say it in romanian ?

[upbeat viper]

equivalent thing

[grim edge]

absolute value is red, module 1 of x is blue

[trail prism]

Aaaa

[grim edge]

|-x| = x

[trail prism]

That is easy

[grim edge]

it so is

[grim edge]

hello croissant

[upbeat viper]

oh you meant modulo then

float modulo

hm

[grim edge]

mfo it's the abs value of a number

not hard at all sob

[nova verge]

Morning !

[upbeat viper]

when I see the blue one it doesn't seem so

[dusk totem]

And the opponent had disappeared😞👈

[dusk totem]

It's 9pm

[grim edge]

do u not know what a module is???

[nova verge]

Good evening

[upbeat viper]

abs in the complex world

but the blue thing doesn't represent that

[grim edge]

abs is the red line mfo

[upbeat viper]

yeah ik that

[grim edge]

also not complex numbers

[upbeat viper]

I'm speaking about blue

what's the blue thing

[grim edge]

module 1 of x

[upbeat viper]

modulo

ye

ok

[crystal jewel]

[grim edge]

Are we speaking about math?

[upbeat viper]

so I didn't say anything wrong

[grim edge]

how can u be confused by this bast i thought u knew math

[upbeat viper]

[trail prism]

He came for us

We did not do the homework💀

[grim edge]

I did the homework and he still did.

[crystal jewel]

Chess and brawl stars collab next year 😂

[jaunty zodiac]

Test

[grim edge]

Test

[fiery yarrow]

Test

[jaunty zodiac]

How the heck I have all this announcements role

Is there a way to remove it?

[lime lava]

Guys
German
Japanese
Russian
Arabic

Which one?

[fiery yarrow]

German

[restive storm]

This server only allows English if you didn't know

[lime lava]

Ja

Danke see you all later uwu

[grim edge]

in what

[fiery yarrow]

https://imgur.com/0CzL6O7

[jaunty zodiac]

/announcements

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-failure-epic-bot-command-fail-lol-lmfao-lmao-gif-21959972

[jaunty zodiac]

Hilarious

[lime lava]

I wanna learn another language
Duolingo: why do you wanna learn a new language?
Me: to flex on people

[silent quest]

:3

[grim edge]

Dude Mairos

[fiery yarrow]

:3

[lime lava]

Wassup

[grim edge]

Why'd you change your name?

[somber fractal]

noice

[lime lava]

Cause I can
Couldnt I?

[dim stone]

yoo a tpot pfp

[grim edge]

Idiot I demand a rematch

[grim edge]

duolingo is shit

[jaunty zodiac]

After sync chess.com to discord do i need to input a command to complete or just wait?

[lime lava]

When I learn german from 0 in 2 weeks you will regret saying that

[dim stone]

sure

[grim edge]

you will be able to say 2 phrases max, and not even gramatically correct

let alone pronouce properly

[grim edge]

🧢

https://play.chess.com/zrds4 @dim stone

[lime lava]

You forgetin im big brain

[unique lance]

not everyone has the drive and passion to self study, or pay for better alternatives

[jaunty zodiac]

.

[grim edge]

there's wayyyy better free online resources

[upbeat viper]

japanese uwu

[grim edge]

I literally self-learned English when I was young.

bast r u a weeb

[lime lava]

Too slow
Sashiburidana...

[viscid jacinth]

How is the month going

[grim edge]

ran gtfo

[unique lance]

congratulations lol

[grim edge]

Thank you.

[viscid jacinth]

Now since you said that i wont

[viscid jacinth]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

ur gross

[drowsy crest]

You speak good japanese, pls don'

[upbeat viper]

[drowsy crest]

t speak it again

[grim edge]

My first language is Thai. I can't even remember the Thai alphabet 😭

[viscid jacinth]

Lol look at a mirror

You will see a fox

[grim edge]

tf does that mean

[drowsy crest]

ladyboy or boys

[viscid jacinth]

Furry

[grim edge]

Both?

[digital phoenix]

What is going on

[viscid jacinth]

Damn too braindead to understand a joke huh

[drowsy crest]

Pick one

[grim edge]

I don't pick one.

[viscid jacinth]

Ripping off the xbox my cousin gave me what about you

[drowsy crest]

pick the boy or the half boy

[tropic plaza]

Bast, croissant or baguettes?

[grim edge]

I still... won't pick one.

[drowsy crest]

Quasant

[plain rivet]

hi losers

[drowsy crest]

lady boy or burger

[upbeat viper]

both

[tropic plaza]

Croissant originated from austria tho

[grim edge]

Well It's nighttime for me so I'm going to sleep

[grim edge]

Burger.

[plain rivet]

L

[tropic plaza]

L

Imagine being so mentally weak

[grim edge]

gg

Sawed of chess wanna play?

:3

[upbeat viper]

as a reminder, this is a pg13 server

[grim edge]

I'm literally about to sleep..

[plain rivet]

rated R

[upbeat viper]

don't mention the month trend :)

[solemn ivy]

half boys dont exist its boy or girl

[grim edge]

You have school

[foggy sage]

Bro someone played damiano defense in 755

[plain rivet]

did u win

[foggy sage]

obviously, damiano is guarenteed loss

[grim edge]

What is a guaranteed win opening

[grim edge]

damiano best opening

[upbeat viper]

put the french one

[foggy sage]

its a guarenteed win if ur opponent plays damiano

[plain rivet]

not really no do u know the forced mate line

[foggy sage]

yes

[plain rivet]

doubt

[tropic plaza]

NNN means non stop n november

[foggy sage]

everyone knows the forced mate line

[foggy sage]

lemme send game

i dont know the fastest one but I know one which is forced

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92592146971?tab=review

[worn ice]

FroggyOfTheCentury (755) vs. yorimi06 (703)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4. Qh5+ Ke7 5. Qxe5+ Kf7 6. Bc4+ Kg6 7. Qf5+ Kh6 8. d4+ Qg5 9. [Qxg5#] 

[tropic plaza]

Nonstop navigating november or NNN

[solemn ivy]

that would be nsnn

[foggy sage]

here

[plain rivet]

💀

[tropic plaza]

We can make non stop as non-stop

[solemn ivy]

stfu

[plain rivet]

im sure he didnt know that he shouldnt take

[grim edge]

bro did you fail why so angy

[foggy sage]

someone also tried to scholars mate in 755

[lime lava]

I saw it now, portuguese one better

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[plain rivet]

how id that bad

[solemn ivy]

jk

[digital phoenix]

Spraining my ankle from standing up

[plain rivet]

discord mod

[tropic plaza]

Imagine getting basted

[grim edge]

yeah we good now?

[drowsy crest]

care to explain then whats in my basement?

[digital phoenix]

Gotta gage more npc for that

[digital phoenix]

A monster?

[plain rivet]

L

[tropic plaza]

Why do we have a puff pastry as a mod?

[drowsy crest]

no its a half boy

[upbeat viper]

don't you like it

[digital phoenix]

Scam

[tropic plaza]

no

[upbeat viper]

but it's good

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-love-funny-fun-meme-gif-27687103

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

music time

[viscid jacinth]

Well atleast we have a soft mod for once

[digital phoenix]

Idk but it probably deserves to be there

[normal hatch]

Frenchmen when someone doesnt like croissants

[grim edge]

gg

[tropic plaza]

Croissant is from austria

[viscid jacinth]

No violence related topics in general

[upbeat viper]

so ?

[viscid jacinth]

Guns too violent

[drowsy crest]

thats why your the best fots

[viscid jacinth]

They go dishoom dishoom

[tropic plaza]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

Well I haven’t been to Nicaragua Niger and Nigeria so

Damn where did that go

[trail prism]

Shiet wrong img

[digital phoenix]

Epic

[dim stone]

oh

[gloomy vector]

How do u lose on time in a 60 min game💀

[trail prism]

Wait how

[digital phoenix]

If 0 increment then possible

[trail prism]

His mother found him playing chess at 3am

[digital phoenix]

I’ve had opponent flag in a 90+30 game otb

Granted he was stalling but still a flag

[upbeat viper]

lemme guess it was Pix

[digital phoenix]

Otb def not him

Unless I somehow fly to usa

[dusk totem]

Brooo...☠️ just report him

[gloomy vector]

Fair but he had 40 mins on the clock two moves before💀

[gloomy vector]

1200

[digital phoenix]

Martin pulling out his a game

[gloomy vector]

Bro literally went, searched my username up, clicked the game AND went through it💀💀

Mad props for the dedication

[dusk totem]

It ain't hard

[gloomy vector]

No but nobody cares enough to do that lol

[dusk totem]

@dim stone

Review all my recent games sir 👈

[gloomy vector]

💀💀

[dusk totem]

(ido)

[dim stone]

i'm not a sir and wdym recent games

how many do you want

[dusk totem]

3 or 4😞👈

[dusk totem]

Bro*😓👈

[gloomy vector]

Chess.com should have this thing where for smth like $3,99 a month you can get unlimited game review and ONLY that (no explanations, unlimited puzzles or whatever, just game review). They’d make THOUSANDS

[dusk totem]

Real

[silver patio]

martin is a SWEAT

[dim stone]

ill send in dms

[final condor]

How do you not know how to take a screenshot

[gloomy vector]

💀💀frrr

I didn’t even look at that

[willow niche]

brooo

[final condor]

Actual moron doesn’t know what the “prt scrn” button does

[dusk totem]

Bozo i never use discord on laptop

[willow niche]

just got my 4th brilliant move against duolingo

[final condor]

[dusk totem]

These bozo

[dim stone]

is this you

[final condor]

Use the browser version

[final condor]

Georgian

Or am i nuts

[willow niche]

oh no

[dim stone]

that is not georgia

[willow niche]

@final condor are u watching me?

[final condor]

Noooooo I fell for it again

[willow niche]

cuz i have Anatidaephobia

[dim stone]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[final condor]

I got it wrong again

He’s English

[dim stone]

🇬🇪

[dusk totem]

Thank you bozo

[willow niche]

georgia

[dusk totem]

@dim stone Ib check

[willow niche]

luv ur profile picture

[willow niche]

oh my

what a riz

but duolingo writes books

[final condor]

Third bot plays the wayward

[willow niche]

and i somehow got a brilliant move against him

[final condor]

[willow niche]

@final condor are u familiar with Anatidaephobia?

[peak plank]

took me 16 minutes.

duo was in bullet ofc

[willow niche]

what is his rating?

[fervent comet]

french or the trench spanish or vanish

[crimson shadow]

i have realized

duolingo gives free diamond month

[crimson shadow]

Oh hey

[willow niche]

stop with the rhymes or i will make some crimes

[lime lava]

Bro... that trashtalk is insane, if that guy was good I would def smash my phone on the wall

[fickle rampart]

Somebody gotta stop this parody account 😭

[stable mirage]

easy enough to do normally but bullet is faster

[fervent comet]

i just said what duo says

[crimson shadow]

i just realized

if i study i get free chess.com diamond week

[willow niche]

i don't belive u .........

[fickle rampart]

It’s month

[willow niche]

uh...

[fickle rampart]

:O

[crimson shadow]

yey

ima study englishh

[fickle rampart]

HYPE

[crimson shadow]

im spanish

[fickle rampart]

Add me on Duolingo if ya want

[fervent comet]

no hype in studying english

[fickle rampart]

:(

[swift panther]

1v1 me on duolingo

[fickle rampart]

[fervent comet]

i hate english'

[upbeat viper]

too bad

[fervent comet]

never back down never what

[stable mirage]

hi 🇫🇷

[upbeat viper]

hi sirius black

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-screaming-losing-it-freaking-out-sirius-black-gif-5755839

[fervent comet]

ok

[grim edge]

can someone teach me bit chess because im kinda new here

[fervent comet]

i am not really that good

[crimson shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1075604279571779614/1086640831089365012/attachment.gif

[fervent comet]

or even good

people here are better than me maybe a 1500 -2000 could help you

or higher but they are rare

[crimson shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150051531295559710/1168216879391842375/attachment.gif

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-kamaru-usman-gif-12771045417684460765

[crimson shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1168620761032953906/attachment.gif?ex=65526de5&is=653ff8e5&hm=002991764c89cf2e83685896c98332bf00f8d59a7ab9c051aae53679c5fc10bc&

[bright glade]

!welcome - read the message from CarlBot
Improvement channels:
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[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[drowsy crest]

YO BRO GOT BANNED

Wait nvm

[crimson shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/668939882416308274/1132607276650344528/20221006_174036-1.gif

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

nope

[fervent comet]

just 347 years

i think he will be good after that

[crimson shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-infested-server-repost-until-gif-26740120

[fervent comet]

hopefully he can talk after 347 years

[honest drift]

sin

[crimson shadow]

reporting

[hot geyser]

Correct

[grim edge]

lin

[fervent comet]

big

[hot geyser]

Maybe

[fervent comet]

trig

[drowsy crest]

_ig

[honest drift]

Racist

[fervent comet]

riyal

[hot geyser]

Who
Me?

[hot geyser]

It's bigger
Grow up

[fervent comet]

he is talking about the singer

[crimson shadow]

bigger

[hot geyser]

Or digger?

[honest drift]

Stfu

[crimson shadow]

Yum yum!

[grim edge]

ugh chat is being stupid

[fervent comet]

it is a very good country

[hot geyser]

It's a country bruh

[fervent comet]

not really tbh

but gj

go search it

[upbeat viper]

welcome upgrade

[ivory kiln]

yo who want a match

[crimson shadow]

bro

[fervent comet]

you should be just focusing on improving your game do not just focus on accuracy

[bright glade]

ive used it buncha times in the past but yeah

[crimson shadow]

why delete message

[fervent comet]

lol

[crimson shadow]

i explained why its not what it seems

[fervent comet]

yea

[ivory kiln]

Who want a match

[fervent comet]

yes i saw it

ok

[crimson shadow]

[sharp sundial]

My opponent using magnus carlsen

Bro like how

[ivory kiln]

i think your name is everyone

[wheat sparrow]

fortnite season 5 coming back in2 days

[reef fern]

anything below 101% = ur trash

[crimson shadow]

Hewhewhewaw

[drowsy crest]

no

[sharp sundial]

Dude no joke this guy is 1200

[reef fern]

92% is very good

[sharp sundial]

Ya

Especially for 1200

[reef fern]

most people i know in that range get 75-85 most of the time

[wheat sparrow]

😘

[sharp sundial]

I swear this game hates me

[reef fern]

chess gods exist

and theyre always against you

[upbeat viper]

getting 75-85 at 1200 isn't the same as getting 75-85 at 2000

[graceful lintel]

I ain't no way it's Walter white
Nvm he deleted the message

[reef fern]

in what sense

[ivory kiln]

huh?

[sharp sundial]

Which channel then 😦

[stable mirage]

because at 2000 people try to make counterplay

[drowsy crest]

walter brown lmao, he is indian

[reef fern]

youre making equally as good moves yeah but one is more impressive

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

well say you put me in front of a very lower rated player, I'd outplay him in the theory and would spot his mistakes easily, giving me a higher accuracy

[sharp sundial]

No

Chess memes?

[grim edge]

jello chat

[reef fern]

you play against people similar to your elo anyway

[upbeat viper]

yes yes

[graceful lintel]

hello

[snow shore]

i hate tilting

[grim edge]

Bastttttt ily

[upbeat viper]

but just to say it doesn't have the same value

[fervent comet]

yes

[snow shore]

☠️

[upbeat viper]

easier to get 75-85 against 1200 than 2000

[graceful lintel]

Don't tilt then it's not that hard just win 💀

[drowsy crest]

Bro 😭

[fervent comet]

do not really focus on accuracy focus on getting better

[sharp sundial]

Oh I thought black men

[grim edge]

i like my grapes how i like my men. crushed into grape juice and aged into wine

[reef fern]

its equal if youre 1200 and 2000 too respectively

[drowsy crest]

who tf dare remove my audio

[wheat sparrow]

I would shoot myself on top of a building so I fall if I were you

[nimble peak]

Hi all!

[fervent comet]

hi

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[drowsy crest]

Point? bro thats a whole hole

[stable jungle]

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[reef fern]

what he say

[sharp sundial]

Yes I agree

[grim edge]

ough

[fervent comet]

😔

[sharp sundial]

Knock knock

[upbeat viper]

who's there

[sharp sundial]

Dilevery

[upbeat viper]

dilevery who

[sharp sundial]

Dilivery u asked for bro

[drowsy crest]

Britney spears

[sharp sundial]

How u forgot

[upbeat viper]

smh

[forest quest]

Yahoo chess time

[sharp sundial]

ITS BEEN 30MINUTHES OPEN THE DOOR

[reef fern]

at a time is crazy

[sharp sundial]

Bro I just want a sign

[reef fern]

not even for the men but for the olives

[sharp sundial]

OPEN THE DOOORRRRR

[reef fern]

u stuff 25 olives into ur mouth at the same time bruh?

[fervent comet]

yahoo is so good

better than google

[hasty iris]

Bast who is someone you would nominate for free diamond that is always positive and helpful. I won free diamond for a halloween thing but cant use it cause i already have it 💀

[sharp sundial]

Ok he left☠️

[reef fern]

why not

[graceful lintel]

Who

[graceful lintel]

[hasty iris]

oh mr croissant is gone

[sharp sundial]

Dude I wanted to give him dilevery can you give him for me

[forest quest]

Yea but yahoo chess is unfortunately gone ):

Yahoos a good search engine though