💬〡general-off-topic

[proper locust]

bro u said ur mom was calling u

[nocturne elk]

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-high-gojo-satoru-satoru-gojo-gojo-vs-toji-gif-3894844414809219586

[trim shadow]

real?

[drowsy lodge]

@nocturne elk got my acc back lmfao

[nocturne elk]

lol how

[opaque violet]

imma duolingo now

[grim edge]

yoo haha

[drowsy lodge]

added 2fa to my google acc

[random drum]

See this.
Elo gain : 92
Games played : 15
Wins : 13
Loss : 1
Draw : 1 (first game)|

I got angry when I lost my first game

[digital phoenix]

what tourney is that

[random drum]

1|0 bullet

arena. I destroyed all the players

[digital phoenix]

ah nice

[random drum]

who were rated higher than me

[digital phoenix]

if i play in bullet swiss ill win first 3 and lose every other game to 1500s

[random drum]

but I won two games on time in which there was mate in 1 💀

[random drum]

It was not swiss tho lol

I was just playing my fav music

and I got energized

Las what can I do now

I am on my peak rating

• near 1300 but I don't want to lose rating now

@digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

u cant just be scared of losing rating

peaksitting isnt gonna do anything

prob play some unrateds and go into rated again

[random drum]

I want to reach 1300

and then I will play rapid and blitz

[drowsy crest]

people cant seriously be getting fried livered at 1300 😭

[random drum]

Lol

[soft willow]

Is this lfg channel for 2v2 four player chess?

Cause i have a buddy and we wanna play 4 player chess 2v2

[nocturne elk]

What’s lfg

[drowsy lodge]

@nocturne elk im too sleep deprived to play

[tulip lichen]

I forgot to study for the math test..

[nocturne elk]

That’s why I like daily games tbh, puts the pause in chess games

[drowsy lodge]

yeah im half alseep lmfao

[soft willow]

Lfg is looking for group my b

[nocturne elk]

Lol is it too early to sleep?

[drowsy lodge]

yeah

im 3hrs ahead of you lmfao

[nocturne elk]

Oh i havent seen anyone ask for 4PC tbh sry

[primal fern]

bro had 9 mins on his clock....💀

[nocturne elk]

Sleep at 8pm and wake up at 4am

[random drum]

and he is 1856

[maiden vault]

he plays like me (i have 400 elo)

[nocturne elk]

There is a 4 player chess channel i think

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> smarter, stronger & better (elielielielielieli)

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Name: smarter, stronger & better (elielielielielieli)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1979 (2023 peak)
Blitz: 1781 (peak)
Bullet: 1675 (1720 peak)

[tired falcon]

buzz cut on top

[grim edge]

at 1800?

[primal fern]

yep....

[random drum]

@digital phoenix son of a bish. I am not going to touch this now

I didn't notice this

[digital phoenix]

untitled at the top

[random drum]

It's weird

I never noticed him in even top 10

[unborn raven]

what does it mean "Unlimited Lessons" do i have a max amount of lessons i can do without the gold subscription

[random drum]

He has defeated Danya

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92569330945

[worn ice]

ebosth (1672) vs. SamThomasJohn_Chess (1603)

Move List

1. e3 d5 2. b3 Nf6 3. Bb2 g6 4. Qe2 Bg7 5. d3 O-O 6. Nd2 c5 7. O-O-O a5 8. h4 h5 9. f3 b5 10. g3 a4 11. Bg2 axb3 12. axb3 Ra2 13. Bh3 Qa5 14. Bxc8 Rxc8 15. g4 hxg4 16. fxg4 Nxg4 17. Qxg4 Bxb2+ 18. Kb1 Ra1+ 19. Kxb2 Qa3+ 20. Kc3 b4+ 21. Qxb4 cxb4+ 22. Kd4 Rxd1 23. Ndf3 Rxg1 24. Rxg1 Nc6+ 25. Kxd5 e6+ 26. Kd6 Qa7 27. h5 Qe7# 

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

Can anyone tell what black's performance rating was

[trail prism]

How's is the first not ranked as a GM ?

[grim edge]

i dont have the review option

[trail prism]

Or a cm

[random drum]

That's what I am thinking. He is untitled

and No 1 in bullet

probably he is real bcz he has played with danya + he defeated him

[digital phoenix]

some people just dont play otb

i know a few 2700s who arent fide rated

[trail prism]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

one of them played first tournament and placed like 2k fide

[grim edge]

hey guys

[grim edge]

dont play this

[drowsy lodge]

I use go to bed at 6pm and wake up at 2am play chess for 4 hours and do my stuff

[nimble niche]

there was a guy once in top 10 global bullet and only 1900 fide

[little elm]

the #1 person is kostya I think

probably boosting, but also very fast

[drowsy lodge]

he's not boosting he's a hyperbullet player

[little elm]

he is maybe 3100 at best

nowhere near 3350

[drowsy lodge]

idk why hes that high

[scenic field]

plz recommend an aggressive opening for black with not too much complex theory

[nimble niche]

how do hyperbullet players deal with using max sensitivity for everything?

[drowsy lodge]

e4 jk

[scenic field]

bruh

[little elm]

for black

[scenic field]

gimme

[drowsy lodge]

they have 100k dpi

[mild wyvern]

Does it stop payment automatically if I have free diamond chess 1 week

[nimble niche]

no

[scenic field]

same thing

[viral epoch]

The mogger

[mild wyvern]

So how do i stop it

[viral epoch]

By cancelling the membership

In advance

[drowsy crest]

Vienna you got chess diamond?

[mild wyvern]

How do I do that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/therock-gif-22379833

[primal mirage]

nah 💀

thats gay 😭

i think yes?

if i understand correctly

[grim edge]

Wtf

I don't understand what this guy means

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-head-floating-shrek-floating-ball-gif-22090811

What ship

I see

I have never bought it so I wouldn't know

Yes Google

[nimble niche]

never bought premium membership before

[grim edge]

Don't everybody trust Google

Google dat shit

[nimble niche]

i got premium without paying anything

[mild wyvern]

Is premium worth it

[fickle ingot]

amogus

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing a game

gonna buy it today at night

prob

cuz of the free week thingy or just get it off of duo

yes

[proven sapphire]

Yeah they are

Still sick tho

I made a gtr one

Hello

Wdym history?

Uh yeah you can

Yeah there is a list of the purchases you have made I believe, for legal reasons they have to include that. Why tho?

[unborn raven]

what are you talking about

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[proven sapphire]

???

[proven sapphire]

RIP

[visual pivot]

https://www.chess.com/lessons/pawn-endings-beginner-to-expert

Holy shit, Tangborn worked on this?

I have a lot of his books from the 90's

They might not be all that great, and outdated on theory for sure, but I've still enjoyed reading them

Chess Combinations of the World Champions is an excellent tactics puzzle book

[nimble niche]

it's gold so i dont get extra reviews

[unborn raven]

you realize you can cancel it... right?

[little root]

Develops rhe queen to a very active square, attacks the pawn on e4, what's the problem here?

[drowsy crest]

whats even the point of gold

[nocturne elk]

They’re probably scared of their mum discovering that they had a Discord friend gift them a membership

That’s what I gathered before I had an aneurysm from the English 💀

[nimble niche]

untitled puzzles idk

[unborn raven]

oh

[drowsy crest]

lichess

[nimble niche]

ig they made gold useless so that people buy platinum or diamond

[grim edge]

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

[drowsy crest]

Gold more like garbage

[tired falcon]

no lichess puzzle rating, so no way to really track your puzzle progress

[nimble niche]

i got gold for free but i have never needed it

[drowsy crest]

oh free gold, then its understandable

[drowsy crest]

what?

[grim edge]

what is a good puzzles rush survival score for a 1600?

[tired falcon]

just do chesscom puzzles, 5 a day is more than enough, doing more is excessive

[tired falcon]

50 IQ moment

[drowsy crest]

you shouldn't be the one saying that

[tired falcon]

i bench ur weight be quiet child

[unborn raven]

👀

[nocturne elk]

Unlimited puzzles and lessons i think
And bots and no ads etc

[drowsy crest]

not worth it

[unborn raven]

then dont buy it

[nocturne elk]

Yup but I dont think game review is either

[drowsy crest]

true

[nocturne elk]

If anything the lessons probably > the game review? 💀

[nimble niche]

chess.com lessons are useless

[nocturne elk]

Since you have free engines elsewhere

[drowsy crest]

insights are tbh

only thing useful

[tired falcon]

chesscom puzzles are superior to lichess'

[nocturne elk]

Oh I havent rly used that tbh

Probably should

[drowsy crest]

yes]

[tired falcon]

im almost 3000 puzzles with no premium membership lol

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing https://www.chess.com/game/live/92568120511

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (1252) vs. 5699pepe (1274)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. [Nf3] Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Ke8 8. Bxd5 Qe7 9. Bxc6+ Kd8 10. Qd5+ Qd6 11. Bxb7 Rb8 12. Bc6 Qxd5 13. Bxd5 Ba6 14. d3 Bd6 15. Bf7 Rf8 16. Bg5+ Kd7 17. Bc4 Bb7 18. O-O Rf5 19. Be3 Rh5 20. Bxa7 Rf8 21. Nd2 c5 22. Bb5+ Kc7 23. Nc4 Rg5 24. Bb6+ Kb8 25. g3 Bc7 26. Bxc5 Rff5 27. Rae1 e4 28. d4 Bd5 29. b3 h5 30. Nd6 Bxd6 31. Bxd6+ Kb7 32. c4 h4 33. cxd5 Rxd5 34. Bc5 hxg3 35. fxg3 Rg4 36. Rf7+ Kc8 37. Bc6 Rd8 38. Bb6 Rh8 

[drowsy crest]

I think I made a blunder midgame but he didnt see it

thanks

[unborn raven]

lichess is completely free i kinda feel bad for them

[nimble niche]

that's the whole point

[drowsy crest]

you should 😔

imagine competing with a free service 💀

[nimble niche]

i haven't been on the social side of lichess to see what it's like

do they care about member feedback more than chess.com does?

[lime lava]

Skill issue, they choose to be that way

[nimble niche]

danny called variants server crashing issue a conspiracy lmfao

[drowsy crest]

I think they do

[nimble niche]

that's how much chess.com cares about community feedback

[drowsy crest]

skill issue? on which side

[drowsy crest]

real

[astral oxide]

Hellooo

Someone teach me to play chess hehe

[lime lava]

:3 uwu?

[astral oxide]

Uhh?

[nocturne elk]

[nocturne elk]

What’s your rating

[astral oxide]

What's thatal

[nocturne elk]

Bro 💀

[astral oxide]

That

[astral oxide]

HAHAHA

[nocturne elk]

Okay just go on YouTube lmfao

[astral oxide]

That's why I want to learn chess bruhh

[astral oxide]

Ohh

Come on

[nocturne elk]

A rating indicates your skill level if you’re not kidding

[nimble niche]

last state of chess.com, not the recent one, danny answered a question about improving cc clubs yet all they've done is destroy them at best

[astral oxide]

Ohh really so what's your rating?

[nocturne elk]

I’m serious, youtube is perfect if you’re like 1000+

[lime lava]

No one will give free chess lessons to non uwu users sry

[nimble niche]

he asked for feedback but the feedback was never listened to

[astral oxide]

HAHAHAHA

[maiden ether]

Link said free robux

[astral oxide]

Seriously

[nocturne elk]

UowoU

[nocturne elk]

👉🏻👈🏻

[slow plinth]

hi

[astral oxide]

Hello

@nocturne elk can you teach me some basics on chess

I know the moves

[nocturne elk]

Errr i think i am a bad teacher im ngl 💀

[lime lava]

I saw your "💀" reacts you aint a pure user

[nocturne elk]

I WAS BEING IRONIC IM SOWWIE

[astral oxide]

So what or let's just plays chess hehee

On chess.com right?

[nocturne elk]

I have retracted them PLES

[astral oxide]

Imma download

[nocturne elk]

Okay sure lol

[lime lava]

I have 2 hints :Go to yt and search:
1-"How to mate with queen and king against king"

2-"How to mate with rook and king against king

[lime lava]

Nouwu

[nocturne elk]

😔😭 😩

[astral oxide]

Huh?

HAHAHAHAHHA

@nocturne elk add me

[nimble niche]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fs4_eAjL2O0&feature=youtu.be

[nocturne elk]

Those are the 2 most common endgames for beginners i think

[astral oxide]

Ohh

[lime lava]

Gonna raise your elo in 200% if you are below 1800

[astral oxide]

Th

[nimble niche]

ive drawn k+q vs k endgames before

[nocturne elk]

200% is a bit much no?

[nocturne elk]

My username is in my profile if u scroll all the way down

[astral oxide]

Ok

[lime lava]

Step 1 for improving... get your rating out of your bio smh my head

[nocturne elk]

No because 1420 and 1069 are funny numbers 🥺

[nocturne elk]

They are not accurate

[drowsy crest]

there are no basics to chess except knowing how the pieces move, play with your opponent get creative

[astral oxide]

Man your 1400

[atomic jacinth]

congrats guys its nov

[lime lava]

I dont care if they are accurate

[drowsy crest]

hit 800 then maybe learn a few op[enings

[astral oxide]

I'm only 200

[drowsy crest]

get creative

[nocturne elk]

I put them there cause 1420 1069

[astral oxide]

Ohh ok

[astral copper]

Im gonna flex

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ivar Mark (ivar)

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Name: Ivar Mark (ivar)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1449 (1468 peak)
Blitz: 1663 (1665 peak)
Bullet: 1611 (1628 peak)

[astral oxide]

@nocturne elk can we play now??

[atomic jacinth]

[drowsy crest]

pls dont flex again

[astral oxide]

Eyyyy

[lime lava]

You have the best username ever
Someone have to give you admin

[astral copper]

[nocturne elk]

I sent u daily game req

[astral oxide]

How to accept?

[nocturne elk]

R u on mobile? Or pc

[lime lava]

Counter flex

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Goncalo mairos (goncalo_2005)

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Name: Goncalo mairos (goncalo_2005)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2122 (2162 peak)
Blitz: 2231 (2322 peak)
Bullet: 2407 (2409 peak)

[compact mantle]

I dropped below 2200 again

[nocturne elk]

Just click the ☑️

[astral copper]

😭

[compact mantle]

Bro u the speed expert

[astral oxide]

Mobile phone

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[nocturne elk]

Bro is 2005? The year I mean

[fervent comet]

I HIT 1000 for the third time

[nocturne elk]

Same lul

[astral oxide]

Yooo how long do you play chess?

[fervent comet]

hopefully it does not drop :)

[compact mantle]

I play chess seriously since like 2021

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2238 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2231 (2292 peak)

[astral oxide]

Sheesh

[compact mantle]

November or sum

[nimble niche]

don't question my low bullet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soulkillerz2006

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1005 (1028 peak)
Bullet: 881 (1208 peak)

[fervent comet]

yea buddy

1005 just hit it now

[compact mantle]

Meanwhile I’m chillin below 2k bullet

And below 1800 blitz🤣

[fervent comet]

you are 2000 thats crazy

[compact mantle]

I said below

🤣

[fervent comet]

oh

[compact mantle]

I’m like 1870 bullet

[lime lava]

Skill issue

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jonagold23

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2186 (2202 peak)
Blitz: 1805 (1946 peak)
Bullet: 1843 (1921 peak)

[compact mantle]

Even lower

[fervent comet]

thats pretty good still

ngl

[compact mantle]

[astral oxide]

Meanwhile Magnus HAHAHAHHA

[astral oxide]

Yoo

[fervent comet]

guys do you think i will be able to maintain 1000 (third time hitting it)

[compact mantle]

Yes

[astral oxide]

Just don't play

So you don't lose rating

[compact mantle]

Get to 1200

[fervent comet]

thats just being a coward

[fervent comet]

i want to

that is atleast decent for me

[compact mantle]

Yeah just make progress

That’s all that matters

[drowsy lodge]

being stuck at 700 sucks

[astral oxide]

Trust the progress bruh

[nimble niche]

i just sac pieces and it somehow works

[compact mantle]

Fr

[drowsy lodge]

yeah when people who started the same time as me at 1500

[jovial vector]

My first game of chess when I was 100 elo 😭

[compact mantle]

In rapid it dont tho

[drowsy lodge]

im doing something wrong bruh

[astral oxide]

Me sacrifice the queen for no reason

[faint jetty]

crazy

[drowsy lodge]

great game

[nimble niche]

I've won after making unsound sacs in rapid before

[compact mantle]

[lime lava]

Maybe cos ur rating low
So they bad

[drowsy lodge]

I sacked my bishop knight and both rooks and still won

[lime lava]

[nimble niche]

fr

[fervent comet]

dw i played in 2021 and now i am 1000 after 3 years almost

[drowsy lodge]

damn what

[compact mantle]

Bro is 2200 they should know how the pieces move

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soulkillerz2006

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1005 (1028 peak)
Bullet: 881 (1208 peak)

[drowsy lodge]

im nearly 1000 after 9 months idk

but still gj

[astral oxide]

Like seriously how tf your still 1000 bruh HAHAHAHA

[fervent comet]

so you are good dw

[nimble niche]

they don't even know that en passant is compulsory

[compact mantle]

Dayum

[drowsy lodge]

nah leave him alone

[fervent comet]

i was stuck at 400 for a while

then i got stuck at 700 for a while

[compact mantle]

Shi ig 2200 is just bad

[drowsy lodge]

i was stuck at 400 for 4 monhs

[nimble niche]

the only way the french survives is because en passant is compulsory

[drowsy lodge]

IM STUCK THERE TOO

[lime lava]

They know, but they think chess is about defending your knights and then they leave the king undefended

[fervent comet]

then at 900 then i broke through to 1000 twice :(

[compact mantle]

Yes

[fervent comet]

now this being the third time

[compact mantle]

This is the sole purpose of chess

[nimble niche]

chess is about not hanging your queen for 3 moves in a row, which happened today by my opponent and i missed it

[compact mantle]

Good knight= win

[drowsy lodge]

well lol

[copper thicket]

does any1 have chess anxiety? or if u had it howd u get over it

[lime lava]

I play since 2021 too
Twins uwu

[compact mantle]

😂

[drowsy lodge]

like scared of losing rating

[compact mantle]

2021 gang😎

[hexed lagoon]

I bet theres someone who already gave up on NNN here

[nimble niche]

im also 2021

[drowsy lodge]

fjeirfje

[faint jetty]

playing chess whilst listening to bangers

[fervent comet]

i have not played consistently for entire 3 years but yea still probably 2 years

[copper thicket]

im scared of playing rapid

[compact mantle]

What y’all fide tho

[maiden helm]

that pfp is mine 😡😡

[hexed lagoon]

Im scared of women

[compact mantle]

👀

[drowsy lodge]

are u scared to lose rating

[fervent comet]

yay

[nimble niche]

same, ill just fall asleep

[copper thicket]

nah its more just like im scared of making a move in the first place

ngl i used to cheat on my account but it got banned and i never cheated afterwards

[drowsy lodge]

play more, the more you lose the more you get better at getting over that anxiety

[lime lava]

I thought you were badass bro

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao i was about to ask if you’d changed your name

[copper thicket]

for the same reason

[lime lava]

[copper thicket]

hahah

[copper thicket]

i know but its so hard to even start playing

[drowsy lodge]

I WISH I HAD STUPID DIAMOND

[fervent comet]

everyone does at a certian point just keep playing you will get over it

[compact mantle]

Just see chess as a game

[drowsy lodge]

AYO IM FINALLY VERIFIED

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> omrbean

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 753 (770 peak)
Blitz: 532 (558 peak)
Bullet: 700 (667 peak)

[compact mantle]

It aint more, nothing less

[copper thicket]

i used to have an alt account that i played on and i told myself i wouldnt care about elo on it but i stoppped using it cuz i saw it as pointless

[fervent comet]

i played a tournament in rl and just got rekt cause i was too nervous

[copper thicket]

ill try

[copper thicket]

for me on the board is great

[nimble niche]

play chess to see how many moves you can hang you queen for before your opponent finally notices

[drowsy lodge]

yeah see once i was shaking so hard that i knocked the whole board over

[fervent comet]

on board i get scared sometimes

[copper thicket]

but online in rapid i just cant, i only play bullet and the once a month blitz game

[fervent comet]

not to the point i start shaking but yea

[nimble niche]

ive hung my queen for fun in lost positions before and my opponents didn't take them

[copper thicket]

lmao

[lime lava]

Anxiety is for people that gonna have a ufc fight and possibly go home in a wheelchair ok chess player
Its for kids that have to get a good grade
Its for poeple that go to a job interview

Its not for chess.com

[drowsy lodge]

I love getting into a ufc after a chess game

[copper thicket]

💀

[fervent comet]

i would love that

[lime lava]

Hope I helped

[nimble niche]

here's an example of what not to do in the opening

[drowsy lodge]

nah bruv i have really bad social anxiety

[drowsy lodge]

why is ur lang that

[fervent comet]

i had it but got over it (i am doing alot better now)

[copper thicket]

its also for me which i suspect stems from adhd but idk tbh

[drowsy lodge]

Yeah ig

[copper thicket]

i wonder how many games i have on rapid lemme check

[fervent comet]

bro is flexing his elo jk

[lime lava]

What is that

[copper thicket]

oh wow i played more than i thoguth i did

[nimble niche]

because i'm a dog muncher

[drowsy lodge]

i use to be scared of losing rating untill i just played more and lost all my rating over and over again

[nocturne elk]

You can research “Exposure therapy” applies to all things anxiety

[drowsy lodge]

yeah your weird not normal

[fervent comet]

i still sometimes do stutter and get nervous but it is rare

[copper thicket]

adhd?

[fervent comet]

?

[copper thicket]

ive played 60 rapid games

[drowsy lodge]

talk to women

[lime lava]

Nvm I know what it is

[copper thicket]

are u asking what is adhd?

[fervent comet]

no

[copper thicket]

ill try

[drowsy lodge]

how does adhd affect ches

nvm i have adhd too and i tend to play with my mouse mid game

[nimble niche]

here's a tip to climb rating: when your opponent attacks you queen, you should move it, below is an example of what not to do

[nocturne elk]

Essentially gradually up the intensity on your confrontation of your fears/ anxiety, then your brain will learn that you are actually more competent than you previously believed

[fervent comet]

in my religion you just get married no gf before so the ans no (and i do not have reason to)

[drowsy lodge]

shut up

[drowsy lodge]

What religion

[fervent comet]

islam

[nimble niche]

islam?

[fervent comet]

yes

[drowsy lodge]

damn

[copper thicket]

my theory is based on how my train of thought works its like random pops everywhere so the way i play chess is i try to look for every single move really fast and it just overwhelms me i play with the mouse too

[nocturne elk]

O dang today i learnt

[drowsy lodge]

I'm opposite to that

[nimble niche]

i have some muslim friends and occasionally they tell me about islamic rules

[copper thicket]

hm ok thank u ill play a game atleast once a day and ill move up from there

[fervent comet]

if a girl asks me something about like study i can say that but yea thats about it

so just stay direct no other talk

[drowsy lodge]

I have some south korean friends and they keep complaining about random Mexicans knocking on their front door at 3am in the morning

[fervent comet]

.

[drowsy lodge]

use to be like that

they keep apporaching me and theres no way out

[fervent comet]

lol

[copper thicket]

but there is a short period where u get to know eachother btw its not like arranged marriges although those do happen they are not lawful unless both parties consent and not just parents or 1 party

[fervent comet]

yea

[drowsy lodge]

bro you dont just met and go HEY WANNA GET MARRIED LIKE RIGHT NOW?

[copper thicket]

the general rule is as long as ur in public

[copper thicket]

some ppl do lmao

[drowsy lodge]

yeah dumb people

[fervent comet]

yes

[fervent comet]

it is not rn

[nimble niche]

nightclubs

[fervent comet]

you have to ask for permission from her father like meet her father first

[copper thicket]

i also need to learn openings lmao

[copper thicket]

mm yeah

[drowsy lodge]

their so trash

[faint jetty]

what if they have no father?

[fervent comet]

the father has the right to see if you are a good man so that he can marry her to you

[copper thicket]

afker in my first game lmao

[fervent comet]

uncle

[copper thicket]

uncle

[faint jetty]

i see

[drowsy lodge]

I'd say getting married before having a gf is absurd because how do you get to know them without being friend zoned

[sly estuary]

aa j a sds s

[fervent comet]

not really

[copper thicket]

i disagree

[drowsy lodge]

I've gotta stop describing my troubles with women

[fervent comet]

you can get to know her in front of her father or elders

[grim edge]

whyy

[drowsy lodge]

oh hell nah

[fervent comet]

like you can not talk in privacy

[fervent comet]

lol you just scared

[nimble niche]

the girls don't even know who i am because i go to a single sex school

[drowsy lodge]

Jesus will save me

[grim edge]

he is for you

[faint jetty]

i mean, why wouldn't you be?

[drowsy lodge]

i thought that said something else 💀

[fervent comet]

yes you would but not that much

[drowsy lodge]

is islam a antichirst reg

[fervent comet]

?

[copper thicket]

what?

[drowsy lodge]

i got told it was

by some preacher

[copper thicket]

like that we believe int he "antichrist"

or

i hate slowmode with all my heart

[drowsy lodge]

If people are antichrist whos goanna save them then

[drowsy lodge]

you dont have a heart

[grim edge]

just stop boasting

[fervent comet]

nah we do not support the anti christ

[copper thicket]

😢

[drowsy lodge]

about?

[grim edge]

stop being a pharasiee

didn't god tell to love your enemies?

[grim edge]

being righteous

[nimble niche]

preachers are the most unbiased people who it comes to religion!!1

[copper thicket]

for us the antichrist isnt the antichrist and the prophet esa (jesus) will fight him in battle and so on

[drowsy lodge]

I'm not doing anything wrong

[fervent comet]

yes

[grim edge]

I agreee

[drowsy lodge]

well idk islam

[fervent comet]

yea

[grim edge]

whats the convo on israel and hamas war?

[drowsy lodge]

isnt their prophet muhammed??/

[copper thicket]

hes just asking q its no problem

slowmode 😐 yes

[fervent comet]

yes he is the last prophet in our religion

[drowsy lodge]

breathing is against my religion

[grim edge]

stfu

[drowsy lodge]

I mean that's all i heard about muhammed

[drowsy lodge]

you're so triggered over nothing

[copper thicket]

yk its so interesting to me how christians can make religious jokes im not trying to be an ass but i could never make a joke about religion

[frigid birch]

Anyone wanna play?

[drowsy lodge]

I'm not trying to hurt anyone but you are

[grim edge]

damn lets play a game

[copper thicket]

like its a physical reaction for me yk

[grim edge]

ya hop me in

[drowsy lodge]

Oh hell nah

[fervent comet]

i want peace i do not want both of them killing each other so i condem both of them for killing of all civilians

[frigid birch]

elo?

[drowsy lodge]

hes 1700

[grim edge]

1600

[drowsy lodge]

whats the best minecraft version

[frigid birch]

Aight lemme try

[grim edge]

1.20

[drowsy lodge]

1.8 pvp is better ngl

[fervent comet]

nah

[grim edge]

username?

[frigid birch]

Wait

[grim edge]

ngb but ur outdated lol

[fervent comet]

yea

[drowsy lodge]

4 yrs of my life wasted on 1.8 bedwars

[fervent comet]

fr

[grim edge]

i hate bedwards

[drowsy lodge]

i dont play anymore

[grim edge]

oh same

[fervent comet]

i hate pvp (i just suck at it) cause my mouse is not that good

[drowsy lodge]

it got boring and i had other stuff to do

[drowsy lodge]

dont spend 150 bucks on the model o

[grim edge]

@frigid birch

tlauncher

[frigid birch]

XVIII_18

my old rusty acc

[drowsy lodge]

thats what i use to have

[fervent comet]

yes

[lone zenith]

nah

christ is our prophet

[fervent comet]

yes

[frigid birch]

Yo where are u

[fervent comet]

kinda

[lone zenith]

it apparently was stolen from some guy named arthur by a russian company and is dangerous

[drowsy lodge]

The Messiah

[fervent comet]

like yea hazart isa is a prophet :)

[drowsy lodge]

ik

[fervent comet]

yes

[drowsy lodge]

fear

[fervent comet]

there is nothing for a hacker to steal for me xd

but thankfully i have not been hacked

[drowsy lodge]

there is nothing for a hacker to steal from me because i dont have a house nor a computer

[fervent comet]

or i play on tlancher

what

[lone zenith]

the only thing a hacker can steal from me is my chess acc

[frigid birch]

Man where tf is @grim edge

[fervent comet]

same

that is if i get hacked

i do not have money that they can take or anything of that kind

[drowsy lodge]

are u from westren europe

[grim edge]

busy sorry

[frigid birch]

Aight

[grim edge]

Guys anyone who is a pilot here?

[drowsy lodge]

dollar sign

why would you even ask that

[grim edge]

why not

[drowsy lodge]

I cant even drive a golf buggy

[fervent comet]

no

pakistan

[drowsy lodge]

let a alone a whole few thousand tonnes

[drowsy lodge]

yeah i knew you were from around there

i thought u were from india but idk

[grim edge]

I'm from India

[drowsy lodge]

cool

why is csgo 100gb on my pc

[toxic valley]

What does rook flipped upside down does

[nocturne elk]

Yes

[drowsy lodge]

Queen

[nocturne elk]

💀

[jovial vector]

Idk they tend to do that in mating season

[drowsy lodge]

oh tf

]

[fervent comet]

chess 2.0

[faint jetty]

the koor

[copper thicket]

My electricity went out only in my room

Idk wtf happened

I lost the rapid game lmao

[faint jetty]

lol

[copper thicket]

It's not funny!!!

[lone zenith]

I finally beat antonio 😭 😭

[copper thicket]

I don't have electricity in my room

[lone zenith]

rip

[fervent comet]

me stuck on the 2000 elo bot

the chinese girl

[lone zenith]

these would ALMOST be the best stats ever

[copper thicket]

I started one on my phone

And I'm in a shit position I think

[fervent comet]

lol

[lone zenith]

LMAOOOOO

[fervent comet]

you got this

[fervent comet]

my dream

they added me as a bot

i wish

[copper thicket]

Yep

[fervent comet]

easy win dw

[little root]

I'm genuinely concerned. All bots I've played against from 0 to 1600 as of recently just randomly sack pieces in the opening, in an otherwise equal position

Is this some kind of update?

[fervent comet]

wow

idk tho i have to played with bots for a while

[little root]

Yeah I know they're programmed to blunder but even Martin doesn't do this right in the opening

[little root]

Play them rn

[fervent comet]

later

i just played chess for like 2 hour straight

[little root]

Yeah I get that

I hope it's just a random bug though, I use these bots to train speed games

[copper thicket]

Ughh I'm -3 rn

I hate playing on my phone

-7

[little root]

Why not just promote lool

[copper thicket]

Lmao I suck dick

[little root]

Keep fighting bro, you never know

[copper thicket]

I lost

[toxic valley]

I found the worst move as possible by accidemt

[little root]

F

[copper thicket]

It's fine I can play on my pc now

So it'll be better

Didn't get anxiety that game at least

[lone zenith]

lol i think stockfish thought c6 was the winning move

[reef fern]

yo

whaddup

[lone zenith]

ig the idea is pawn promotes to queen forking the bishop and king, but what abt Kd5?

[lone zenith]

sup

[copper thicket]

yo im destroying this game

until i said that

were still doing good i think

[reef fern]

you can just go to c6 or h6

wins the bishop and stops the promotion

[reef fern]

bots dont play good

if you wanna play against an engine with an accurate rating

go to learn, practice, openings, then choose your openings and edit the engine's rating

it will play its moves instantly and be accurate to the shown elo

thats how i do it at least

[golden badge]

Really

[rapid junco]

yo is chess.com collabing with Duolingo

[copper thicket]

lmao this was funny

but no i am beating this 1100 to a pulp

poor guy

hes afk

i think hes throwing it cuz he lost tbh no way hes thinking this long

im reporting him

💀

ezzzz lmaoo

its blurred cuz idk respecting the other guys privacy

not too good at chess my i am

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92580025329?tab=review&move=13 someone review pls

[worn ice]

CagnusMarlsen003 (1325) vs. 1958Andreas (1333)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 Bxf3 7. Bxf3 Nc6 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. O-O e6 10. Bg5 Be7 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. Qf3 Bxd4 13. Qxc6+ Kf8 14. Rad1 e5 15. Nb5 Rb8 16. c3 Rb6 17. Qc4 c6 18. Na3 Qb8 19. cxd4 exd4 20. Qc5+ Kg8 21. b3 h6 22. Nc4 Rb7 23. Rxd4 Kh7 24. Qxc6 Rc8 25. Qd5 Re7 26. Re4 Rd8 27. Qf5+ g6 28. Qf4 Qb7 29. Rxe7 Qxe7 30. Ne5 f6 31. Nc6 Qe8 32. Nxd8 Qxd8 33. g3 Qd7 34. Qxf6 g5 35. Re1 h5 36. Re7+ 

[shadow panther]

yall ever think of this?

[copper thicket]

i play better bullet then i do rapid ahahhaha

[dusk totem]

😈👈

[copper thicket]

fr

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92580025329?tab=review&move=13 dawg someone review 💀

[worn ice]

CagnusMarlsen003 (1325) vs. 1958Andreas (1333)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 Bxf3 7. Bxf3 Nc6 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. O-O e6 10. Bg5 Be7 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. Qf3 Bxd4 13. Qxc6+ Kf8 14. Rad1 e5 15. Nb5 Rb8 16. c3 Rb6 17. Qc4 c6 18. Na3 Qb8 19. cxd4 exd4 20. Qc5+ Kg8 21. b3 h6 22. Nc4 Rb7 23. Rxd4 Kh7 24. Qxc6 Rc8 25. Qd5 Re7 26. Re4 Rd8 27. Qf5+ g6 28. Qf4 Qb7 29. Rxe7 Qxe7 30. Ne5 f6 31. Nc6 Qe8 32. Nxd8 Qxd8 33. g3 Qd7 34. Qxf6 g5 35. Re1 h5 36. Re7+ 

[dusk totem]

Bro... It's cool
What's your rating??

[nocturne elk]

🫁 🐐 ❔

There’s no emoji for throat 😔

[copper thicket]

bullet uhh depends on the day really some days 850 some times 600 depends on how good my sleep was if i took adhd meds if i ate, rapid is 1100

[keen parrot]

the throat goat

[reef fern]

what

[copper thicket]

was gonna say thats not the throat but quite unfortunate

[dusk totem]

Literally me

[copper thicket]

Ahahah

[drowsy lodge]

i play beter when being sleep deprived for 24hrs

[copper thicket]

Ahah I find 24 hours is too much deprivation but yeah I c ur point

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92580025329?tab=review&move=13 can someone pls review this ?

[worn ice]

CagnusMarlsen003 (1325) vs. 1958Andreas (1333)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 Bxf3 7. Bxf3 Nc6 8. Bxc6+ bxc6 9. O-O e6 10. Bg5 Be7 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. Qf3 Bxd4 13. Qxc6+ Kf8 14. Rad1 e5 15. Nb5 Rb8 16. c3 Rb6 17. Qc4 c6 18. Na3 Qb8 19. cxd4 exd4 20. Qc5+ Kg8 21. b3 h6 22. Nc4 Rb7 23. Rxd4 Kh7 24. Qxc6 Rc8 25. Qd5 Re7 26. Re4 Rd8 27. Qf5+ g6 28. Qf4 Qb7 29. Rxe7 Qxe7 30. Ne5 f6 31. Nc6 Qe8 32. Nxd8 Qxd8 33. g3 Qd7 34. Qxf6 g5 35. Re1 h5 36. Re7+ 

[copper thicket]

man how r there so many ppl 2k elo+

[rapid junco]

yes they are

[solar dove]

this game is bugged!

[reef fern]

they dont have a thing in common

[thorny lake]

yo guys when is the next chess update

[reef fern]

how

[copper thicket]

both about learning

[copper thicket]

give it a couple centuries

[rapid junco]

Same thing with clash tho

[solar dove]

new patch just dropped

[thorny lake]

[thorny lake]

nahh damnn

[solar dove]

with knook expansion dlc

[reef fern]

youll learn chess terms and shitM

[copper thicket]

is this the patch?

[thorny lake]

man im hardstuck at 1300

🤓 ☝️

@solar dove DAMN BRO 💀

you werent supposed to delete that

[solar dove]

checkmate

thats why you are stuck at 1300

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

you need to think ahead!

[nocturne elk]

[thorny lake]

whats ur rating dawg 💀

[thorny lake]

thanks g

[solar dove]

over 9000

[drowsy crest]

this fork gives me more happiness than a checkmate

[vital acorn]

H

[solar dove]

fork me daddy

[rough stone]

ok i just checkmated a 700 on lichess

with pirc

[copper thicket]

what is the equivalent on chess.com also u posted lichess in chess.com discord 💀

[thorny lake]

400 on cc

[solar dove]

how powerfull you are ?

[frigid compass]

wasn't this bot 2600 a couple days ago

[solar dove]

yea but he lost elo cause he was losing

[thorny lake]

guys she only dates 1500+ (im 1300 hardstuck)

[frigid compass]

3000 is higher than 2600

[grim edge]

@brittle berry

[solar dove]

you losing elo while you losing smartass

[thorny lake]

send game reviw here

[solar dove]

she wont date you even if you reach 2100

[frigid compass]

what is this man on

[keen parrot]

true, 2400 is where you get them

[frigid compass]

i literally said he was 2600, gained elo to become 3000 elo and this man is saying that he lost elo

[solar dove]

i am 700 elo and i have solid 4/10 girl
its all about looks and how good you are at the game (i am not speaking about chess here)

[keen parrot]

if you call your girl a 4... bro 😭

glad you have someone at least

[thorny lake]

stfu u are prolly <500 who gets no bitches 🤣

[short ether]

that means above 500

[thorny lake]

i meant game link

[short ether]

..

[keen parrot]

oh okay you were just trollin, got it

[worn ice]

pizzopizzo95 (1336) vs. CoralPlayingChess (1297)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 [e6] 4. d4 cxd4 5. Nxd4 Nf6 6. Bg5 Qa5+ 7. c3 Qxg5 8. Rg1 Nxe4 9. Na3 d5 10. Bb3 Bxa3 11. bxa3 Nxc3 12. Rc1 Nxd1 13. Rxc8+ Kd7 14. Rc2 Qe5+ 15. Kxd1 Qxd4+ 16. Rd2 Qa1+ 

[vital salmon]

What was your opening?

[thorny lake]

no

[solar dove]

ok i am taking it back can you still think i was talking for real?

[short ether]

what sicillian? old, dragon, etc

[vital salmon]

And in white which opening you play?

[maiden helm]

is ur name kia

if u where playing as white what do u play

what do u play against an open

[solar dove]

are you cute anime girl by any chance that likes to play chess?

[vital salmon]

I mean if you play as a white which opening you play?

[maiden helm]

alapin ?

[short ether]

wait how do I link my chess.com account

[bright folio]

lol

[maiden helm]

/connect

[bright folio]

[short ether]

thanks

[grim edge]

:3

[maiden helm]

so you have no idea how to play against an alapin i see

[copper thicket]

Change your pfp!

wait ik how to settle this

whoever squats less has to change

ahbahahahahhahaha

[maiden helm]

lmao

[copper thicket]

sup

[solar dove]

well thats stills checks out if you like chess at leasty

[copper thicket]

😢

[nocturne elk]

👀

[maiden helm]

L response tbh

[copper thicket]

ill tell the truth i promise

my squat is weak tbh

[nocturne elk]

How much ya back sqt?

[copper thicket]

150kg

[nocturne elk]

Bw?

[copper thicket]

110

im gonna run a peaking program and see what i get then

[toxic valley]

Who wanna play shotgun king : the final checkmate with me

[nocturne elk]

Okay I mean 3+ plates is not weak by any means

[copper thicket]

hbu @nocturne elk

[copper thicket]

ty but its weak for my bw

[solar dove]

idk wanna chess date?

[nocturne elk]

I was in U74 but I am usually arnd 70kg
My PB was 160ish

[copper thicket]

thats a great squat

[nocturne elk]

DL just under 3x bw

[nocturne elk]

[copper thicket]

i havent been training my dl its been stuck at 4 plates for like 4 months 🤣

im just focusing on bench and squat rn

[nocturne elk]

Nice 👍🏻 keep working at it

[chilly orchid]

I gotta warning last night, but I don't remember being online

[copper thicket]

how do u get over 1k in bullet

is it just knowing openings?

[median obsidian]

Best collab ever

[nocturne elk]

Hmm I heard that ppl usually just try to flag

And keep pieces on the board

I’m not comfortable with fast TCs though so I cannot comment

[nova verge]

Good morning ☀️

[bright prairie]

Clash royale / clash of clans better

[median obsidian]

Nah who th plays any of supercell game in 2023

[copper thicket]

hm i should try doing that

[copper thicket]

mostly waht i do aswell

[drowsy crest]

suiiiii

[boreal cosmos]

learn how to play good chess

[short ether]

q

[maiden helm]

pov how to improve at any tc

[nocturne elk]

I used to try to quickly get to endgames but there wasn’t enough time it seemed

[boreal cosmos]

faster time controls is not " mouse skills or openings" its still chess

[boreal cosmos]

right

[lone zenith]

YALL

IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT IM 700 ELO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[boreal cosmos]

weird flex

[fast sand]

Same problem here 🤒
I'm rated 1550+ in rapid but my bullet rating is just 880 somth

[maiden helm]

getting 1k bullet really isn’t difficult

[lone zenith]

yea just grind

[maiden helm]

just think fast

[lime lava]

Who that?

[lone zenith]

if i can lose 200 elo un a day, you can gain 100 elo in a day

[nocturne elk]

Logic 💯

[copper thicket]

i always have more time than opponent and usually im better but when i get to 800+ i take a divebomb

[fast sand]

My win to lose ratio is almost 1 in bullet and that's the biggest problem

[grim edge]

move fast*, below 1200 bullet you dont even have to think

[nocturne elk]

Imo rapid is more beneficial for overall progress in general

[quiet sparrow]

Real

[copper thicket]

fs but i wanna be better at bullet specifically

[lone zenith]

duolingo?

[quiet sparrow]

If a monkey like me can reach 1200 bullet anyone can

[fast sand]

ig i'll have to buy a mouse...

[bright folio]

me with touchpad

[nocturne elk]

Is bullet on mobile a bad idea? Lol

[nimble niche]

i play bullet on mobile sometimes

[nocturne elk]

I have never played on pc other than variants

[nimble niche]

when i used to play bullet on mobile, i was 2100 bullet

i still play on mobile sometimes and drop down to 2150 every time

[copper thicket]

AAAAAAAH

wait

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92583180921?tab=analysis&move=57

[worn ice]

BadassTSNDC (732) vs. Username98754 (745)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 f5 4. e5 dxe5 5. dxe5 g5 6. Qxd8+ Kxd8 7. Bxg5+ Kd7 8. Bb5+ c6 9. Ba4 b5 10. Bb3 h6 11. Be3 Bg7 12. Nc3 b4 13. O-O-O+ Ke7 14. Na4 a5 15. Bc5+ Kf7 16. Rd6 Nd7 17. Nb6 Nxe5 18. Nxa8 Ne7 19. Rd2 Nxf3 20. gxf3 Bxb2+ 21. Kxb2 Ng6 22. Bd4 Nf4 23. Bxh8 c5 24. Bxe6+ Bxe6 25. Nc7 Ke7 26. Nxe6 Kxe6 27. Rhd1 Ne2 28. Rxe2+ Kf7 29. Rd7+ Kg6 30. Rh7 Kxh7 31. Bf6 Kg6 

[copper thicket]

mouse slipped on move 30

[nimble niche]

when i play on mobile, i literally cannot play fast enough

same on my laptop but i play even slower on phone somehow

[bright folio]

my fingers too big

misclick bound to happen

[drowsy crest]

chess.com ban my opponent he is making me way too uncomfortable during the opening

[graceful lintel]

💀

[rough dome]

yeah

[graceful lintel]

Day 1 NNN 🗣️🙏🔥🫡 survived

[rough dome]

fiat

[drowsy crest]

Us

[slate owl]

oh it was nnn

i didnt know

[viscid jacinth]

Thats me in video

[dull marsh]

Me too

[graceful lintel]

"Noice"

[graceful lintel]

Lets goo 🗣️🔥

[rough dome]

i played bad chess

[graceful lintel]

Lets gooo

[graceful lintel]

instant no stonks 📉

[bright folio]

[dull marsh]

Play checker then

[trim shadow]

duo is so hard to beat

[rough dome]

overconfident

[grim edge]

Checker is just chess pieces with no jobs

[dull marsh]

He is 2410 elo

[graceful lintel]

Real

[drowsy crest]

gonna be lachowski by the end of the month trust

[rough dome]

tf

[trim shadow]

The equal society : Checker

[graceful lintel]

Yeaaa 🗣️ gl

[nocturne elk]

Whomegalul is lachowski

[drowsy crest]

you too gang

[nimble niche]

george orwell's novel 1984

[drowsy crest]

LMAO

[drowsy crest]

my first novel peak

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[rough dome]

i am dating a super model

[nocturne elk]

💀

[keen parrot]

do they know that you are dating them?

[trim shadow]

wwhy always spanish :((

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

my first girlfriend was a model too aye

[glossy radish]

most popular

[bright folio]

a car lol

[rough dome]

wdym

[nocturne elk]

The model is 2700 fide or sth

[grim edge]

Spanish or Vanish

[drowsy crest]

XDDD

[rough dome]

my girlfriend calls herself a model idk🫥

she's ugly tho

[glossy radish]

[slate owl]

nice

[nocturne elk]

Wtf lol

[glossy radish]

i doubt you’re any better

chill out

[trim shadow]

i mistake another pawn

[glossy radish]

jeez what a weirdo

[nimble niche]

i see that chessvision on your extensions list

[rough dome]

well you are right she rated me 8 only

[worldly token]

im back

[nova verge]

Thank you ! Good morning ☀️

[keen parrot]

mine rated me a 9 because if she said that i was a 10 i would think that she was lying

[trim shadow]

it cant use when ongoing game

[young sigil]

I has a friend that hace 1700 and Have 9 year old, ¿Its good?

[keen parrot]

why does your friend have a 9 year old

[trim shadow]

if use it i wont lose 2 pawn

[nimble niche]

how did you find out about that? 🤨

[young sigil]

Because is in my family

[swift panther]

Nah u should be 1700 at like 6

[rough dome]

lmao

[grim edge]

lmfao

What is this chat

[trim shadow]

i just click to it in oder to beat duo

[glossy radish]

hi igor, long time no see

[young sigil]

My cousin is Bad for his age?

[rough dome]

tf i don't wanna be a professional

[glossy radish]

no that’s average

[swift panther]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

dude u added to their name 💀

[grim edge]

Moo

I loved your cow character more

[mystic stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[grim edge]

L

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[mystic stream]

Fr

[glossy radish]

it’s blurry so i didn’t click

[grim edge]

I remember when I used to send voice messages and I got muted once and no more voice messages

[keen parrot]

igorlion2 moment

[grim edge]

It is possible that I was the reason voice messages were banned

[glossy radish]

he IS zesty asf wym

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[glossy radish]

yes

[grim edge]

I made all of our lives worse

By attacking someone's mom on voice message

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-coffee-time-buenos-dias-amor-guten-morgen-good-morning-gif-8163186044127174435

[glossy radish]

aw well incho told me to join his cult and told me to put this on. he joined my plant cult so it’s fair

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-26050988

[keen parrot]

aww so sweet

[grim edge]

SINCE WHEN DOES CHESS HAVE CULTS LMFAO

[mystic stream]

Awww r u guys an e couple

[trim shadow]

it night

[grim edge]

Yall twippin twippin

[glossy radish]

no. im gay

[keen parrot]

even i didnt do this shit 💀

[nimble niche]

romance story

star crossed lovers

[glossy radish]

bitches

[keen parrot]

2 strangers whose only connection is the internet

[glossy radish]

he’s about to ask a girl out

[keen parrot]

yet love finds its way

[mystic stream]

Fr

[glossy radish]

WYM FR

[mystic stream]

It might be u

[glossy radish]

NO. IRL TO THE MOVIES

[maiden helm]

she 13 smh

[glossy radish]

shit 💀

[glossy radish]

exactly

[mystic stream]

Incho is also 13!!

[glossy radish]

turd did you ask your girl out yet

[nimble niche]

incho is not 13, incho is 9!!!1

[glossy radish]

i mean

not wrong on that

[maiden helm]

not yet

[maiden helm]

68*

[glossy radish]

i’ll wait

tell me when you do

[maiden helm]

anxiety goes crazy

[nimble niche]

shhh the cartel ordered us to not reveal his real identity

[glossy radish]

WHAT

[maiden helm]

my dad is like size 17 lmao

[glossy radish]

what are you babbling about

[nocturne elk]

Pigeon physique 💀

Never skip legs

[maiden helm]

https://tenor.com/view/victorwembanyama-wemby-spurssexuality-spurs-gif-9988219518235160328

oh shit forgor no gif perms 😔

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/victorwembanyama-wemby-spurssexuality-spurs-gif-9988219518235160328

[maiden helm]

someone resend it for me 🗣️

the pencil man 🙏🙏🙏🙏