💬〡general-off-topic

[static ridge]

monkey type

[peak plank]

30 second test ._.

[upbeat viper]

no

[static ridge]

random

[peak plank]

ok cool lemmie make a custom one and only have two words, both of them being "a"

[echo kestrel]

BRO I SACKED A QUEEN FOR A KNIGHT AND DIDN'T GET A BRILLIANT

[static ridge]

no its a 30 second test

https://monkeytype.com/

[compact mantle]

It’s not abt brilliancy

I prob didn’t get a brilliant either

[warm peak]

lemme try

[shadow osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-jet-ennard-gif-24287240

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

wow

[median saffron]

bro used the extension

[upbeat viper]

[static ridge]

way way way way way too obvious

[obsidian spoke]

Happy halloween everyone!

[static ridge]

i just said ues this webssite https://monkeytype.com/

[covert cosmos]

banned for spam

[static ridge]

dont change anything just do it

[static ridge]

who was banned

[median saffron]

who deleted my 150

[static ridge]

nah yall i just cant break 150 not possible for me

[stable mirage]

cps test > typing test

[static ridge]

yes if ur a minecraft no life sweat

[warm peak]

I got like 180, no idea if that's good or not

[static ridge]

💀 send ss

[warm peak]

no perms

[peak plank]

@grim edge noob

[static ridge]

wdym no perms everyone has perms to send pictures

[warm peak]

I also kind exited out f

[warm peak]

I don't have trusted

[peak plank]

smh

[warm peak]

thats my wpm

[static ridge]

oh

[grim edge]

Oops

[median saffron]

OOF there we go

[grim edge]

wanna play?

[covert cosmos]

,

[grim edge]

Yo

kirby

[warm peak]

4 wpm away from me O_O

[grim edge]

Wanna play?

[median saffron]

my record is 187 for 30s

i had a faster start tho

[warm peak]

I can't correct mistakes for the life of me

[grim edge]

My fav pokemon is vaporeon

[covert cosmos]

vape

[warm peak]

I've never watched a full pokemon episode

[static ridge]

ok

[grim edge]

Kirby

I wanna play you

[static ridge]

YES SIR LETS GOOOOOO

[covert cosmos]

🤨

[grim edge]

In chess

[static ridge]

thats real messed up bro

[proven sapphire]

anyone like cars? no? idc im putting these here anyways

[covert cosmos]

car

[median saffron]

are you the same guy that said "aint no way im getting more than 150"

[proven sapphire]

im physically attracted to BMWs and on that note goodnight

[covert cosmos]

bru

[grim edge]

Kirby you wanna play or no?

[covert cosmos]

sure

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/anXhc @covert cosmos

[keen parrot]

these are AI right?

yeah on second glance def AI

[echo kestrel]

Lol this is so funny
Ng5? Ng5!!

[nova verge]

hey @grim edge did you dress up for halloweeen?

[grim edge]

No

[serene thicket]

do u actually play 1. f5

against e4

[grim edge]

Why'd you had to do that kirby?

[covert cosmos]

gottem

[grim edge]

That is so annoying

You are 1000 elo?

[covert cosmos]

1500

[grim edge]

Ok whateves

But how did I play?

[covert cosmos]

idk lemme game review

[grim edge]

Omg what?!

[covert cosmos]

i got lower acc because at the end i kept on 'missing' checkmate

also because of king move

[grim edge]

But you had fun

[peak plank]

just play c4 e4 d3 nc3 g3 bg2 nge2 o-o f4 in all your games and youll win @grim edge

[grim edge]

My brother

I don't know coords

[chrome veldt]

nfw

[peak plank]

bruh

[chrome veldt]

I took it

[peak plank]

why would somone waste a tempo

[ashen salmon]

Brilliant

[peak plank]

wait- wtf do you mean you took it

[chrome veldt]

I took the bishop...

[peak plank]

nf3 and you have a clean tempo and a pawn up

what.

[covert cosmos]

but then checkmate?

[ashen salmon]

Why 😭😭😭😭

[chrome veldt]

I was listening to music im w my mates I wasnt paying attnetion 😭

[covert cosmos]

hehehahehaheae

[chrome veldt]

I think thats the worst ive ever been mated

[ashen salmon]

I've seen worse

[chrome veldt]

yes 😭

had to get off for the night

I lost 30 elo today I need to stop qing when im out of it

[peak plank]

then learn the moves its not that hard, First letter of piece and then sqare (Knight is N, K is king), castles is 0-0

just play that its not too hard

[chrome veldt]

short castle is 0-0 queenside castle is 0-0-0

[covert cosmos]

yeah that

[chrome veldt]

checks are + at the end and mates are # at the end

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos hi Kirby

[covert cosmos]

:3

[chrome veldt]

and when you promote its like =

[grim edge]

Give me the letters for other pieces

[normal hatch]

any e5 players? what do yall play against the spanish?

[bright prairie]

What's y'all favorite candy?

[covert cosmos]

skittless

[normal hatch]

gummy bears

[bright prairie]

I didn't study the Spanish enough

[normal hatch]

[bright prairie]

:3

[covert cosmos]

i got this epic mate :)** **

[normal hatch]

was gonna go for the marshall but that would mean facing the anti-marshalls

[bright prairie]

Wow

Brutal

[bright prairie]

Good choice

[static ridge]

yes

[hearty ocean]

bro rlly said “any e5 players” like 65% of chess population doesn’t play e5

[normal hatch]

most people here shift to caro, sicili, pirc, and french

[maiden helm]

i don’t play e5

[echo kestrel]

It's literally like 30-40% at my level

[normal hatch]

plus most e5 players are complete beginners

[hearty ocean]

i don’t either, but most do in general

[hearty ocean]

ur def like 1400

[echo kestrel]

I played a 2300 not long ago who accepted the King's Gambit. I was so surprised

[normal hatch]

im higher rated than u lol

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-bababooey-gif-20524905

[normal hatch]

I didnt make that statement with ill intent dw

[hearty ocean]

then saying most e5 players are beginners is crazy

i don’t even play e5 but ik hella 2000s who do

[stable mirage]

KGA is good if they know reasonable theory

[hearty ocean]

anyone else a c4 player 💀

[stable mirage]

deepoceansun

[hearty ocean]

dubs

[echo kestrel]

Ahh interesting. Yeah, he did pretty well but I still won surprisingly lol

[nova verge]

Thats okay

[normal hatch]

Ig. Maybe it was better to say, most e5 players I encounter are beginners

[grim edge]

I don't do halloween

[hearty ocean]

ik what u mean, what is definitely apparent tho is that most beginner players only know to play e5

[peak plank]

@fallen valley

English is a worse reti

[hearty ocean]

@manic bridge

[peak plank]

I am an e5 player and ik you are too

[hearty ocean]

english is a devious reti

[peak plank]

with the english you cant play reti gambit tho

[stable mirage]

e5 is asking for trouble

[peak plank]

why does Dor play e5 then

[stable mirage]

he’s asking for trouble

[hearty ocean]

u can if ur opponent sucks balls

[peak plank]

I play e5 cuz I like an open game

[stable mirage]

I mean it’s fine obviously but they can do a lot of things to mess you up

[normal hatch]

I did not know you played e5

[peak plank]

ok and if your opponent isnt ass?

[nova verge]

thats okay

[peak plank]

yeah... because you were black when you played me....

we prob played more than that

[hearty ocean]

i usually get my knight to g3 and rush kingside

after h3 g4 ofc

[peak plank]

I would rather have a pawn on g3 than a knight if I play an english

ah. ok I guess

[normal hatch]

what do u play against the Ruy?

[peak plank]

Modern Stienz (a6 d6, and if c3 I play g6)

[hearty ocean]

if they play for the center rlly early i’ll do this too

[peak plank]

eh

[hearty ocean]

i’m hella tilted rn 😭

[normal hatch]

I see

[peak plank]

I perfer 1.e4 but I dont think im gonna be playing that for a good while

im trying to learn positional positons

[hearty ocean]

e4 gives me nostalgia atp

[peak plank]

which is why I have been playing a lot of reti

[nova verge]

Anyone get any trick or treaters We barely got any

Now well be stuck with a ton of candy

[void fjord]

Boohoo🥲

[hearty ocean]

i’m sitting at the door with a bowl of candy rn and these dumb kids won’t come to the door

[void fjord]

Lights on?

[hearty ocean]

one of them legit stood on my lawn for a sec and then walked away

[stable mirage]

cuz you play chess

[nova verge]

OF COURSE lights are on.

We got like 15 all night

[hearty ocean]

it’s on it’s just hard to tell cause glare

[stable mirage]

oh nooo

[void fjord]

Mmm

[nova verge]

any theyre xtremes yummmm

[hearty ocean]

maybe i should take off this mask

[stable mirage]

maybe you should sit inside like a normal person

[void fjord]

You got the good stuff too so they’re missing out!

[hearty ocean]

y’all think i’m scaring them away

[stable mirage]

nah prob too dark

[void fjord]

Nah

Tho maybe some people were saying my spider costume was a bit creepy even though every single human being on this planet wore masks at some point in the last three or so years lol

[hearty ocean]

why’d u delete 💀

[void fjord]

It’s all logged

[stable mirage]

bruh

[hearty ocean]

blud tried inquiring about the triple n and got smited 😹👎

[peak plank]

im gonna take a guess and say 7:50?

[hearty ocean]

yea

[light cosmos]

Me when I my opponent sacrifices the rook(it’s a brilliant move)

[hearty ocean]

me when i sacrifice the rook (i realized it’s a blunder and my opponent has mate in 2)

[grim edge]

Scariest thing for me in chess is when my opponent plays the bong cloud

[peak plank]

@hearty ocean down for a game?

is that actually real

brilliant moves are thrown out like candy on halloween

[hearty ocean]

sure, but let’s make it unrated cause i may need to go soon

[light cosmos]

Me when I realize my opponent is Hikaru on a alt account

[peak plank]

ofc, I only play unrated here anyways

[peak plank]

TC?

[normal hatch]

god bless whoever plays rated against anyone on here

[hearty ocean]

3+2

[peak plank]

Somone by the chess.com name of "spammer" did and they insatnly lost 16 elo cuz they were 1900 bullet and resgined on move 10

(they got clobbered)

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/3CfLJ

[normal hatch]

[maiden helm]

he got closed lmao

he was annoying so w

[normal hatch]

clobbered so hard on move 10? wild

[maiden helm]

i think he played icy once and got crushed

[normal hatch]

oh wait nvm

[grim edge]

jello chat

[maiden helm]

he was so cocky lol

[grim edge]

@maiden helm connect ur acc :ppp

[maiden helm]

ironic

[grim edge]

im connected

omg snow storm warning

OMG ITS GONNA SNOW

[nova verge]

jello preferably strawberry.

[static ridge]

YES

I HIT EXACTLY 1100

finally 1100

[normal hatch]

congrats mate

[static ridge]

ty im still trash tho

[warm peak]

poptart

[nova verge]

eggo

[warm peak]

legos

[primal shore]

Hai chat hope everyone's having a lovely time

[nova verge]

i love legos

[nova verge]

Hey!

[warm peak]

I got my ass jumped by trick and treaters

[primal shore]

LMAOOO

i cary multiple knifes on me so if anyone trys to jump me they ain't gonna have a fun time

[maiden helm]

barely anyone trick or treats here

[grim edge]

Lucy chess

[nova verge]

same my mom is sad

[primal shore]

I'm drinking with mates rn no chess

[maiden helm]

speed-running jail time

[nova verge]

hell yeah what u drinking

[grim edge]

Bailey chess

[primal shore]

That's legal hete

Here*

[nova verge]

Im at my moms on my phone not home.

[maiden helm]

stabbing someone to death is legal?

[primal shore]

Beer and vodka

[nova verge]

YUMMY take a shot for me !

[maiden helm]

didn’t realise you lived in england

[primal shore]

Stabbing someone, even to death, in self defence is legal yes

[maiden helm]

what country do you live in that’s gotta be false

[primal shore]

If 2-3 stabs killed them its legal, if its upwards to like 10 good luck getting a self defence plea

It has tobe reasonable to stop the attacker, after that its retaliation

[maiden helm]

So if ur in the street and someone attacks u and u stab them ur completely fine. that’s gotta be bullshit

[primal shore]

Canada

[warm peak]

They were doing it as a prank and I was really going to pull out the spray till I realized it was a bunch of short females 💀

[primal shore]

it's a common law in mist Western countries

[maiden helm]

In Canada, it's not illegal to carry a knife per se; but, it is illegal to carry a knife for the purposes of self-defense. Intent matters: Carrying a knife for the purposes of self-defense is illegal.

[primal shore]

Prank or not, someone touching you without your consent can be considered battery and assault

[glossy radish]

lucy ily

[primal shore]

Wrong, it depends on the blade size and I'm in the military and there's laws that people with authorisation can carry bigger knifes

V ilyt

[maiden helm]

i can’t find anything that says that.

[fallen valley]

Is this real?

[primal shore]

It's my country think I'd know the law

[maiden helm]

that’s what the internet told me

[primal shore]

no

[shy pike]

she is smh

[maiden helm]

All yap no proof. ok buddy

[warm peak]

I closed my pc and my opponent resigned before I did LMFAO

[shy pike]

not lies..

[warm peak]

this is why you never resign

[glossy radish]

i’m dressed as a rice farmer

[shy pike]

anyway your pfp suits you well @grim edge

[primal shore]

dude wheres your proof, I know my countries law, the front page of the Internet says whatever yo get reaction

[shy pike]

ik im complimenting

[maiden helm]

^

[shy pike]

wha

[primal shore]

I'm enrolled as a cadet officer in the Royal Military College of Canada

[maiden helm]

i have read multiple sources that say the same thing lol

[shy pike]

ah so that makes it true

[fallen valley]

I believe the burden of proof is on you since you are trying to elaborate on the contents of a law

That's how debate works

[primal shore]

alright let me go grab some links sigh

[maiden helm]

So the canadian goverment would lie on their website sounds correct. Christ people are dumb sometimes

[shy pike]

why not mention you got it there originally?

[glossy radish]

could be outdated

[maiden helm]

Because not all the websites where .gov so i’m not gonna lie

[maiden helm]

it’s not.

[shy pike]

Source

no we are too busy eating hamburgers

[glossy radish]

man there’s already an argument

[warm peak]

ass rule ngl

[grim edge]

hi stormmyyyyyy

[maiden helm]

legalising would increase knife crime a bunch

[shy pike]

its not illegal for me to carry a gun as long as i don't intend to use it

[grim edge]

stormy i have a book that i think youd love

[nova verge]

believe everything on the internet.

[glossy radish]

i’m a cat

[nova verge]

WOAH!

[shy pike]

omg what

[warm peak]

w rule

[shy pike]

meowww

[glossy radish]

meow

[maiden helm]

they released the fnaf movie times

[grim edge]

the origin of consciousness in the breakdown of the bicameral mind by julian jaynes

[glossy radish]

saturday???

[grim edge]

:3

[shy pike]

whoa

[grim edge]

miao mrrow purr

[shy pike]

jtidjskdjfkf

[primal shore]

If the blade is less the 30 cm, which is completely reasonable, you can carry it In self defence as stated in section Section 84(1) of the Canadian criminal code @maiden helm, I take political science I don't think you know more about a country from looking on the front page of Google then someone that lives there

[maiden helm]

Yes

[glossy radish]

go ask yo girl out turd man

[grim edge]

Halloween sucks ngl

[primal shore]

Canada has one of the strongest militaries in the world and has plenty of other allies then the US

[shy pike]

real

[fallen valley]

You're telling me I wouldn't be able to carry my self defense machete in Canada? Terrible country ngl

[shy pike]

i always have to deal with the kids coming to door

[maiden helm]

that section is abt firearms not knives ?

[twin moon]

(Hey btw I picked the Kramnick-shirov counterattack against the English along with likely the great snake opening)

[primal shore]

You can carry a machete for the purpose of using it to cut vegetation etc

[primal shore]

....no....its not

[nova verge]

thats joyous

[maiden helm]

@primal shore @shy pike https://www.criminal-code.ca/criminal-code-of-canada-section-84-1-definition-of-prohibited-firearm/index.html#

Smh

[shy pike]

Fake

[fallen valley]

What about 1. c4 e5 2. g3

[shy pike]

mrow

[twin moon]

3. g6, great snake variation

[maiden helm]

feels good to be correct

[fallen valley]

I don't need it to cut vegetation. I need it for self defense.

[twin moon]

May be subject to change but that’s the choice so far

[shy pike]

feels sad to be wrong ):

[peak plank]

god im crap

[hearty ocean]

ggs pixel, cya

[peak plank]

ggs

[shy pike]

pixel bad

[nova verge]

meow

[fallen valley]

Oh I gotcha. The Great Snake is pretty good

[hearty ocean]

nah man ur good lmao we all have our days

[shy pike]

did u know i beat pixel btw

[peak plank]

once

[maiden helm]

Please stop glazing lmao

[hearty ocean]

what’s ur rate

[twin moon]

Good to hear, so will this repertoire be fine?

[shy pike]

what does that mean

[peak plank]

stormlight is 900 and he played me like, 6 months ago...

[shy pike]

idk like 700

[peak plank]

it was a long time ago when he last played me

[shy pike]

im 900??

lets go

[peak plank]

actually I think it was a year ago by now

[shy pike]

): not year

i had just barely made my chess.com acc a year ago

[peak plank]

I threw 2 compely winning postions

in all 3 games I was +5 or so

at least

[maiden helm]

@primal shore what is ur reply ?

[shy pike]

in a YEAR ive not hit 1k lol

im not very dedicated

[peak plank]

ive been stuck at 2k for a year ig

[warm peak]

that is depressing

[fallen valley]

Seems good to me. I don't know much about the 2. Nc3 English, so I can't tell you how the Kramnik-Shirov is

[primal shore]

@maiden helm Section 88 of the Criminal Code sorry, I'm drunk rn haha

[warm peak]

Candians are drunk 24/7

[shy pike]

i spent probably x10 amount of time in cc discord

[twin moon]

Basically the idea is to trade off the dark square bishop for the c3 knight and then make white’s DSB useless by putting all your pawns on dark squares

[shy pike]

rn im using discord INSIDE chess.com app

[peak plank]

we call it the reversed scillian XD

[fallen valley]

I know that in the Reverse Rossolimo, Nd5 is the testing move, so you should probably study that

[twin moon]

Got it, thanks man 👍

[peak plank]

yeah, I heard @primal shore and @grim edge likes that

[shy pike]

hmph i think u get drunk too much

[twin moon]

I think you play h5 for black

[fallen valley]

Reverse Rossolimo (though my move order) is c4 e5 g3 Nf6 Bg2 Nc6 Nc3 Bb4, just so you know

[shy pike]

@twin moon can u coach me in chess

[primal shore]

for an American sure

[maiden helm]

https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/c-46/section-88.html#:~:text=88 (1) Every person commits,purpose of committing an offence.&text=(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction no?

[grim edge]

ough

[twin moon]

a5 since discord won’t let me fix my message >:(.

[cedar ether]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

wah! wah!

[primal shore]

and Section two of the Criminal Code defines what a weapon is very broadly. This definition is broad enough to include a knife. It states:
weapon means any thing used, designed to be used or intended for use
• (a) in causing death or injury to any person, or

• (b) for the purpose of threatening or intimidating any person

and, without restricting the generality of the foregoing, includes a firearm and, for the purposes of sections 88, 267 and 272, any thing used, designed to be used or intended for use in binding or tying up a person against their will.

Section 88 (2) makes this an hybrid offence. This means that depending on the facts of each case, the Crown will choose either to proceed summarily or by indictment. If the Crown chooses to proceed by way of indictment, the maximum penalty allowed for possession of a weapon for a danger purpose is a 10-year imprisonment term. If the Crown choose to proceed by summary, the maximum penalty is 6 months in prison, a maximum $5000 fine, or both. Each of these offences may also include an order prevent you from possessing a firearm, restricted weapon, ammunition, or a prohibited weapon.
Additionally, you may be charged for carrying a knife over x length by section 89

[twin moon]

That took too long for my internet to fix itself 💀

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[maiden helm]

i’m sorry but where does it say that it’s okay to carry a knife under 30cm???

i can’t find anything in the criminal code

[manic bridge]

?

[glossy radish]

why y’all arguing over canadian law

turd man are u canadian

[primal shore]

nowhere in the criminal code does it say its illegal to carry a knife

[glossy radish]

shouldn’t concern you

[fallen valley]

a5 is a line for sure, but it's not my cup of tea

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-is-enough-enough-keep-hotdogs-one-dollar-fifty-cents-gif-2685017555160865761

[twin moon]

Got it, I just remember hearing that from the brief time I saw a game on the trompowsky

[random drum]

It's 5:50 am here

[maiden helm]

i just found it absurd that you can carry a knife and stab someone in canada in “self defence”

[primal shore]

Wait nvm it was a proposed section

[cedar ether]

Is it possible to exit the server completely?

[random drum]

Weird guy you got unbanned?

[fallen wadi]

Bro lives outside of time

[cedar ether]

Yeah

[maiden helm]

Smh

[primal shore]

If they are attacking you ofcourse you can defend yourself

[random drum]

there was confusion ?

[grim edge]

I'm 100 elo down ;-;

[cedar ether]

Discord Mod unbanned me

[glossy radish]

knife should be a certain length, no?

[twin moon]

You probably know this but I suppose castling is the best move, doesn’t surprise me too much

[primal shore]

You can use reasonable force in order to defend yourself

[cedar ether]

But I don't wanna be here anymore

[grim edge]

as an american i think nerve toxins should be allowed for the purposes of self defense

[random drum]

Hey v

[glossy radish]

@fallen valley i think they want an unban

[fallen valley]

Playing white here is just super easy no matter what

[random drum]

then leave the server

[glossy radish]

[cedar ether]

How do I do that?

[grim edge]

Hey V

[maiden helm]

No but to carry in public

[fallen valley]

What?

[random drum]

[twin moon]

Yea that’s how I feel with the bird lmao, it’s about time I get a taste of my own medicine

[glossy radish]

MASHUUUU

[primal shore]

@maiden helm check out Bill C-26 (S.C. 2012 c. 9) which is
Reforms to Self-Defence and
Defence of Property and a
Technical Guide for Practitioners

[maiden helm]

Show me where it says that

[glossy radish]

sorry i read that terribly wrong

[random drum]

Idk about mobile. I use dc on laptop

[twin moon]

I thought you said urban for a second, I was about to have a stroke trying to decipher that 💀

[maiden helm]

ofc u can defend urself but w with a knife

[glossy radish]

JSS AS OWICKFK SORRY

[cedar ether]

Oh, it's ok, I found it

[twin moon]

Nah it’s cool lmao

[glossy radish]

ehh it’s normal around here

[cedar ether]

Thx for passing time with me guys

[glossy radish]

las !!!

[random drum]

gtg

[peak plank]

ahhh thats why lasanga asked if I would play in the arena

[glossy radish]

i should get into chess again

[random drum]

He had a score of wait I can't tell the score bcz it's the number for which I can get banned 💀 . Ig u got it.He has two draws too

[fallen wadi]

No

[glossy radish]

oh. okay then

[random drum]

let's play a game then

[cedar ether]

I don't know if I will see you again one day, maybe when I reach your elo, we will meet again

[peak plank]

im wondering if titled players can play in untitled tuesday

[glossy radish]

huh

[nova verge]

hi

[random drum]

I told him to play in that

[glossy radish]

what do you think

[peak plank]

btw lasanga does have an arena title

[cedar ether]

Goodbye guys

[peak plank]

soooooo.....

[primal shore]

But again, @maiden helm, it's perfectly legal to carry a knife the Internet just likes to say it isnt

[random drum]

WFM played in late untitled tuesday

[primal shore]

I carry multiple on me because why not

[stable mirage]

not on approved accounts

[peak plank]

maybe they can.

[primal shore]

Got my Swiss knife and two regular ones

[glossy radish]

maybe. i dunno that’s why i’m asking

[random drum]

OH NO NOVEMBER HAS STARTED

[glossy radish]

nnn

anywyas let’s play a game

[peak plank]

whom

[glossy radish]

amay

[random drum]

sure

[maiden helm]

You still have not shown me where it says it says that. u have only sent useless links or shit way too long for me to read the entire thing

[primal shore]

@maiden helm whacu think abt that eh

[primal shore]

Sigh alright

[random drum]

https://play.chess.com/1EZEQ

[primal shore]

Since you're too lazy to read the thing is provided so you're calling me out I'll get screenshots

[glossy radish]

start

[primal shore]

I don't know why you'd ask for proof if you won't read it

[fallen valley]

Incorrect. Burden of proof falls on you if you want to claim that the Canadian legal system forbids someone to carries knives for self defense

[primal shore]

@maiden helm dms we shouldn't be doing this here

[primal shore]

Thank you, hate it when ppl try to tell me my own laws

like mate you ain't live here 💀

[random drum]

London haha

[echo kestrel]

My opponent played 98.9 and resigned

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92537472483

[primal shore]

Idk where you been but now you're high on my mod rating list, behind bast puts in in second

[worn ice]

Togishere (2126) vs. JULO3900 (2084)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nf6 3. e5 Nd5 4. d4 cxd4 5. cxd4 d6 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. Bc4 Nb6 8. Bxf7+ Kxf7 9. e6+ Ke8 10. Ng5 

[maiden helm]

She said she would tell where it says it’s legal. And i haven’t seen anything so 🤷‍♂️

[fallen valley]

I don't care

[echo kestrel]

This is literally the worst opening I play and I somehow win a lot

It's not hard to defend against yet everyone screws it up

[fallen valley]

Laws don't state that things are legal

[twin moon]

Opening is mid, middle game forever

[grim edge]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?"

[primal shore]

I literally showed you, it said "x carried for non criminal purposes are legal"

[maiden helm]

I read the criminal code she sent multiple “sections” that were abt knives and said nothing abt knives

[maiden helm]

Where

[primal shore]

There's barley any about one specific weapon other then firearms but there's plenty about weapons in general

[maiden helm]

They said nothing on knives

[primal shore]

CHECK YOUR GOD DAMN DMS, if you aren't gonna read my proof Im not debating with you

[fallen valley]

Most legal systems define weapons very loosely. That's how they work. If they don't specific certain things are illegal, then they are likely legal

[maiden helm]

@fallen valley this is my proof

[primal shore]

There's nothing on anything in specific other then guns

[fallen valley]

Top tier copypasta

[primal shore]

Show in what section of the Criminal Code it says that

[fallen valley]

I don't think you can quote yourself for evidence

[maiden helm]

i didn’t write that

[fallen valley]

That doesn't make much sense to me

[maiden helm]

lmaoo

[primal shore]

It isnt citing the criminal code so its irrelevant

[fallen valley]

Well then it's helpful to state sources

[maiden helm]

i gotta go to class i’ll find smth later

[peak plank]

hes been mostly in #💬〡chess-talk and #1039982616159465595 😄

[fallen valley]

Kids these days have no understanding of debate etiquette

[maiden helm]

Ok buddy idc

[primal shore]

Idc what some news artical says, the criminal code defines a weapon, and defines in how you can carry one, I've had police ask me if I'm carry knifes, I say yes, they take them off me ask questions and give em back

[peak plank]

I think the goal is to have a conversation rather than a debate which is unforuntate because it commonly turns into one

GL

[primal shore]

For real.

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper 1 hr timeout? (If Kayden agrees to it too I suppouse)

[primal shore]

Mine might not be top tear but I'm drunk so I shouldn't even be doing it lmao

[peak plank]

gets Kayden off of discord

[primal shore]

Just like sleep bro

[peak plank]

ok seems like hes cool with it

bast?

[upbeat viper]

eep

https://tenor.com/vgMc01Qwbrl.gif

[glossy radish]

@random drum NO MORE

[primal shore]

Trick or drinking is like the best thing I've ever done

[glossy radish]

IM DONE AND TIRED

[primal shore]

Candy plus alcohol

[warm peak]

Break all your devices and sleep.

[random drum]

say this " I just wanted revenge lol"

[nova verge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

@primal shore HI CAN I HAVE ALCOHOL PLS !!!! :pppp

[random drum]

In a winning game I missed mate in 1

the fck

[primal shore]

I would if i could

[warm peak]

noob

[random drum]

GG @glossy radish

lol

[primal shore]

This is why you're like rated 2 otb

[glossy radish]

i hate chess sm

[idle gale]

Hi guys!
Is somebody interested in joining a community in which you could share your ideas that could possibly be added into a series? Do you want to write or help to create an amazing story?

[random drum]

[fallen valley]

Sveshnikov

[random drum]

do u hate me too? Nahh I am best

[primal shore]

Solicitation is against the rules

[glossy radish]

i hate you too

[warm peak]

You came to the wrong place 💀

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[grim edge]

did you guys go trick or treating

[random drum]

[primal shore]

Im interested in ur mum

[grim edge]

Good morning

[random drum]

okay

[nova verge]

I passed out candy

[warm peak]

nah im too old for that

[grim edge]

i’m 14 i’m in the middle of too young and too old

[primal shore]

I went trick or drinking, everytime me and my mates got turned away from a house we took a shot

[grim edge]

nice nice

[glossy radish]

shit i just lost 18 elo

[grim edge]

Nope just too old

[primal shore]

I went out with my 25 year old mate and we got plenty of candy

[grim edge]

nah man

[bright folio]

lol -10 hp

[grim edge]

a lot of kids my age went out this year

we got insane costumes

[glossy radish]

i have no friends to go trick or treating with

[grim edge]

Lol did you lose to a 500

[grim edge]

you can go with me

[glossy radish]

no. i lost to a puzzle

[random drum]

Sad

[grim edge]

i went alone actually

[glossy radish]

i wish

[grim edge]

Damn

[primal shore]

I put on pretend military gear but added weight plates to it

[grim edge]

it’s not that bad being alone going trick or treating

That's why you online so much

[glossy radish]

it’s not fun

[primal shore]

Who tf does that

[glossy radish]

not really active as much as before anymore

[grim edge]

me

[primal shore]

That'd be so depressing

[grim edge]

sounds depressing but it actually wasn’t

[primal shore]

At that point I'd just be candy

[grim edge]

i was having fun getting candy from all the houses

[primal shore]

Alright chat I'm getting to drunk to type ima head out

[glossy radish]

i haven’t gone trick or treating in two years

[grim edge]

byeee

[primal shore]

Cheers

[glossy radish]

have fun don’t over do it

[primal shore]

Today was the first in like 8 years for me lmao

[grim edge]

Well I have to train twice a day ,then work and study for college I don't get to see none of my friends either

Except on Sunday

But I got friends at my boxing gym so ig it's aight

[glossy radish]

[primal shore]

Who are you? me??

[glossy radish]

i don’t have friends to hang out with afterschool or weekends anymore

[grim edge]

i only talk to friends at school and online

[primal shore]

I always drink with my mates on Friday and/or Saturday

[glossy radish]

i kinda got ditched

[stable mirage]

tf why u trick or treating

[grim edge]

[primal shore]

Not trick or treating, trick or drinking

[grim edge]

i’ve only gone trick or treating twice

[primal shore]

When we get turned away from house we do a shot

Very effective

[grim edge]

I'm the one who ditches Skylar

real

[primal shore]

I train, study for school then usually chess, do school Tuesday and Thursday, and have work also

[stable mirage]

cuz I don’t go outside when I don’t have to

[random drum]

KSHMR's ALBUM COMING ON 3RD NOV LET'S GO MF 🔥

[primal shore]

But work is usually like training cuz it's military

ALRIGHT GN PEEPS

Cheers and have a spookey evening/day/morning

[glossy radish]

night night

[random drum]

ZERO AFTER ZERO FEATURES KR$NA LET'S GOOOO

[grim edge]

you too

[random drum]

hour thirty? yeah. that’s fine

[glossy radish]

they stood me up

[echo kestrel]

Got a second queen on move 16 lol

[stable mirage]

me getting a second bishop on move 10

sorry move 15

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006369257040388238/1166869091815014440/image.png?ex=654c0e86&is=65399986&hm=70196b3b177a54d527596c6d7a2eb0c92a15b4a6f4a8942a0b6b8d15b0348875&

[flat kraken]

That shit’s more cursed than myself

[stable mirage]

idk I haven’t looked cuz idrc

anyway why are trick or treaters coming so early wtf

it’s like not even dark out

[normal hatch]

they want their candy

[flat kraken]

It’s already morning at my time zone 💀

[grim edge]

no way bruh

[pastel phoenix]

Stalemate

[flat kraken]

Good job

[grim edge]

good job

[pastel phoenix]

I’m playing as white

[grim edge]

dang u are 800 elo I'm only 128

[pastel phoenix]

He fell for the stalemate trick

[flat kraken]

That’s like the amount of elo I tilted yesterday

[bright folio]

bruh

[grim edge]

bruhh

[grim edge]

Weak

[flat kraken]

Brilliant move

[bright folio]

exactly\

[grim edge]

white is winning if I'm not wrong

[flat kraken]

Nah very complex position black probably has a 0.2 edge here

[primal fern]

yay

[fallen valley]

Bc5 and Be7 are both good alternatives

[nova verge]

Crazy!

[grim edge]

Bro can u just take their queen?

[flat kraken]

Shh don’t tell them

[grim edge]

oh mb

[median saffron]

guess the elo

[echo kestrel]

2300

[median saffron]

both players are IMs

[stable mirage]

nah gotta be 2100

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[grim edge]

500

[stable mirage]

bruh

[stable mirage]

please tell me it was blitz

[echo kestrel]

Says the 300

[median saffron]

yes

both had over a minute

[grim edge]

Is that move a blunder?

[flat kraken]

It bouta be 2 879s playing in a 30 minute game

[median saffron]

hangs queen

[grim edge]

ye I thought so]

[covert cosmos]

remember this

[flat kraken]

💀

[stable mirage]

meh it’s fine I do that too

[cedar osprey]

[grim edge]

I hate u for that T^T

[stable mirage]

and ofc it continues higher up

[flat kraken]

Who are you 💀

[outer scaffold]

Hi I have a small problem with my account (sorry for saying this in general chat) i forgot my password and did all the stuff but when i hit change password it just says csrf token invalid… how can i fix that

[grim edge]

nice ^^

[echo kestrel]

If you're unsure, just ask

[median saffron]

this is who i wanna be

[outer scaffold]

.

[flat kraken]

The 2232 puzzle rating 🤨

[median saffron]

he has the GM title

[quaint pollen]

just won a game with a move that the game literally only called “indian game”

[cedar osprey]

Please contact support and they will help you with login issues https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[echo kestrel]

Yepp

[fallen valley]

d4 Nf6 followed by nonsense

[grim edge]

Oh u cheer for texas?

[covert cosmos]

im from mars

[glossy radish]

lameee

[grim edge]

hmm ok

[glossy radish]

i cheer for angles. i’m literally less than ten minutes away from their stadium

[median saffron]

what am i discovering

[grim edge]

I'm from Kepler-138 c

[covert cosmos]

eat all your candy now

[grim edge]

I don't even like halloween

[covert cosmos]

ok never mind

F

[grim edge]

💀

[glossy radish]

unity

i’m coming over

be there in 5

[nova verge]

I’m eating a butterfinger

[grim edge]

God: How did you die?
Unity: I choked on haribo gummy bears

[median saffron]

https://oops.i4.lol/mQY3BhaL

[covert cosmos]

old men:

[median saffron]

maybe bro was trolling

[glossy radish]

nah i already know

bring bags

we’re gonna go trick or treating

so? usually i go at 9

gummi buar

[covert cosmos]

isnt it like pitch black

[glossy radish]

just give me five minutes

[median saffron]

anyone got good bullet traps for ~2000 elo

[covert cosmos]

bu

[grim edge]

Bullet chess a game I don't uderstand in a way

[covert cosmos]

no

im in canada lmao

[glossy radish]

i’m walking there jeez

[median saffron]

i lose to 1500s in bullet because i dont have traps memorized

[grim edge]

oh

[median saffron]

so i either get trapped or run out of time

[glossy radish]

wait unity you’re kidding right? cuz i’m in asia

[covert cosmos]

'im walking there'

[glossy radish]

wait you thought i was serious?

TELL YOU WHATT

home

[covert cosmos]

what are you guys babbling about

[glossy radish]

i forgot to tell him i moved 💀

in five

[covert cosmos]

years

[glossy radish]

minutes

wait what.. eh idrc i hated her anyways

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-gif-4387218232716451241

[glossy radish]

she hangs out with that bitch leah or something

[covert cosmos]

:3

[glossy radish]

idk yet

DUDE I TOLD U

they were bitching about andy

andy is nice asf

poor andy man. he got nice abs tho

no he’s not??

[grim edge]

i dated andy once

[glossy radish]

he’s taller than me smh

[covert cosmos]

imagine dating

[glossy radish]

dunno yet

[covert cosmos]

could never be me

[glossy radish]

im in korea rn

[grim edge]

i dated logan as well

[glossy radish]

okay but what’s the tall guy’s name again? dylan?

dylan is hella cute

[grim edge]

i dated dylan he was nice

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

[twin moon]

Yea i was just talking about a5 with him

[glossy radish]

DUDE SCREW OFF

i dressed up as donkey

[covert cosmos]

omg clyde is being uwu

[grim edge]

no i only dated off he wouldnt let me screw him :(

[glossy radish]

i was kidding about the move btw

I DIDNT MOVE IM STILL THERE

[grim edge]

hi bnoglord

[glossy radish]

i’m walking towards your place rn

[twin moon]

I don’t have opinions on that part, my only goal is capturing the king

[glossy radish]

I WAS. I WAS THE DONKEY

[peak plank]

tf are you talking about

[grim edge]

ough

[last verge]

noway

[glossy radish]

ben?

[twin moon]

Hello lmao

[grim edge]

omg could it be

[covert cosmos]

no waeyeyeeeyeyeyyeyye

[nova trellis]

hi

[glossy radish]

you’re in texas too??

[grim edge]

duck with tophat

[peak plank]

._.

[twin moon]

Yep 👍

[peak plank]

yall should come to colorado

[glossy radish]

me and unity are gonna go trick or treating togetehr later

[grim edge]

oh i live in texas

[peak plank]

are you serious or not

[glossy radish]

serious??

[peak plank]

like actually I have no clue

[covert cosmos]

i live under there

[nova trellis]

obviously not

[glossy radish]

REAL

[twin moon]

It’s 8:30 wdym later 💀

[nova trellis]

actually?

[glossy radish]

i go at 9

[peak plank]

bro what

[nova trellis]

are you guys friends?

[glossy radish]

we hang out togetehr at school

[twin moon]

How many houses in this state are open at 9

[peak plank]

I gotta study I cant rn

[covert cosmos]

i just got back guy

[grim edge]

] - I need somebody to nvm

[peak plank]

I still dont know if you are joking or not

[glossy radish]

my friend’s. she’s hosting a party

[peak plank]

...

[grim edge]

Bro plz teach me more chess

[peak plank]

tf

[grim edge]

ough

[glossy radish]

we live in the same area

[peak plank]

nf3 1-0

[covert cosmos]

say youre 12 for more lessons

[twin moon]

Your neighbor is weird

[grim edge]

unity wanna date me

[grim edge]

???

[peak plank]

thats suprsing, what are the chances?

[glossy radish]

ikr 😭😭

[twin moon]

Alr they aight

[grim edge]

I'm 12 (not in age)

[peak plank]

@twin moon come visit in colorado

[covert cosmos]

ban

[glossy radish]

get ready. we’re going to jenny’s house in a bit

[peak plank]

send me an image

[grim edge]

I said not in age

[twin moon]

Nah, I can’t drive, I’m 15 after all

[grim edge]

hiya mr mod

[peak plank]

visit in the winter

[nova trellis]

me same 15 lol

[stable mirage]

Clyde is on something

[twin moon]

It is the winter at this point 💀

[peak plank]

ik there is snow outside

there has been for the last 3 days

[glossy radish]

i cant feel the cold

[grim edge]

its snowing!!!!!!

[twin moon]

We are already getting freeze warnings in Texas, and we are supposed to be the hot state

[nova verge]

There’s snow in Michigan

[peak plank]

*5 days

[nova trellis]

wait where you guys live

[stable mirage]

I love snow

[nova trellis]

how is there snow

[peak plank]

here in colorado, we got a freaking snowstorm

[covert cosmos]

i hate snow

bru its so uncomfortable

[grim edge]

war in europe. just a week away

[glossy radish]

@grim edge five more minutes

[peak plank]

ON THE SAME DAY I WAS PLANNING TO PLAY CHESS

[grim edge]

hot

[nova trellis]

bruh

[covert cosmos]

snow bad

[nova trellis]

there is no snow in vancouver 😦

[covert cosmos]

i have to walk to school when its pitch black 😭

[glossy radish]

washington or canada

[grim edge]

I love snoww I just love seeing the white snow droping down while drink some hot chocolate

[stable mirage]

this is an old pic

[nova trellis]

canada

[covert cosmos]

honestly yeah i like being inside while its snowing

[random drum]

Guys I am new here

[grim edge]

I like to go outside and have snowball fight it's fun

[nova trellis]

yeah me 2

[grim edge]

my favorite part of winter is collapsing in a snow drift letting the world forget me

[random drum]

can u help me with this server?

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011073461302595675/1048518423627452447/FD8127DC-5F51-498E-8645-CA38820A86E0.jpg?ex=654f3d60&is=653cc860&hm=97ba256a9f594fc86cdfee197d0812aa50edde0dd10edb222e8629d56029e3b1&

[covert cosmos]

and then come home and be dripping wet and cold as frick

[nova trellis]

is this where u live?

[grim edge]

and then be sick no school :D

[stable mirage]

perhaps

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/starrystarrysupernova Cheating or not? Plz lmk what you think

[stable mirage]

don’t you dare rainbolt me

[covert cosmos]

my mom will go 'ur not sick' and send me to school anyway

[stable mirage]

“I could tell by the color of the snow”

[covert cosmos]

yellow

[grim edge]

Oh I'm always sick I always feel tierd and stuff

[nova trellis]

imagine

[peak plank]

@cedar osprey im looking at some really insane lines rn

and I cant tell if im winning or not

[grim edge]

except when playing soccer I just feel different when playing soccer

[stable mirage]

ask the engine

[covert cosmos]

waking up in the morning:

[grim edge]

I'm always tierd except for soccer day

[cedar osprey]

I didn't calculate my move much cause I didn't see any danger. If you find something crazy props to you

[nova trellis]

u mean fuuutbuuuuul?

[grim edge]

Yes futball the correct terms for non American

[covert cosmos]

buuuuul

[nova trellis]

i like buuuuuuuls

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

im too lazy to calculate more... ill play it and hopefully we will get into the line

[mild nest]

how do u find so many cheaters

[nova trellis]

🙂

[grim edge]

:)

wish I can be a 2000

[peak plank]

oh no I hung my a pawn

[peak plank]

no. you dont wish that.

[nova trellis]

rating doesnt matter that much

[grim edge]

???

[peak plank]

dont wish to me low elo like the 2k chess.com bozos.

aim higher.

[turbid terrace]

Why excellent?

[grim edge]

I wish to be CM

[nova trellis]

huh?

[cedar osprey]

I hope you know there is no world in which I take it 😅

[peak plank]

take my a-pawn and we will see wtf happens and hopefully im not scaring you

[peak plank]

oh okay XD

do you see the line tho o_0? @cedar osprey

(plus idk if its even winning for me)

[stable mirage]

punch

[covert cosmos]

eat

[cedar osprey]

Here's the line I was looking at before

[nova trellis]

i like pink buuuuls

[peak plank]

not what im gonna play

[grim edge]

why is ur thump like that 😭

[peak plank]

be2 too passive

[nova trellis]

oh yea

[cedar osprey]

Yeah you played Rb1 first

[peak plank]

I like moving the rook first

[covert cosmos]

rock

[peak plank]

yeah.

[grim edge]

yoo?

[peak plank]

but what about my a-pawn

its free

[cedar osprey]

Bxd5 and I hang everything

[covert cosmos]

fish

[cedar osprey]

e5

[peak plank]

ok so you do see it yeah

[nova trellis]

how du bend your thumb like that?

[peak plank]

actually suprised you see that

[covert cosmos]

thumb

[peak plank]

how high rated is daily

[nova trellis]

?

[peak plank]

and why tf does daily not know what a marcozy bind is

[nova trellis]

cuz he is not as good as u

[peak plank]

you dont know my rating tho... right?

[cedar osprey]

I saw it in another line before not this line. Many threats on f7 and c6 and even my rook in the corner previously before c6 on move 5

[peak plank]

ah ok

[nova trellis]

no i know ur rating

[peak plank]

wait fr

[grim edge]

ughh bro my wisdom teeth feel like I'm getting punch

[nova trellis]

i saw u playing before

[echo kestrel]

Cuz I'm high rated

So I play more

[nova trellis]

ur like 1002 in rapid

[glossy radish]

IM TRYING TO WALK OKK

[peak plank]

oh ok 😉

[glossy radish]

open the door bru i’ve been ringing the doorbell

[covert cosmos]

bru

what are you guys waffling about

[glossy radish]

i’ve been ringing his doorbell

[nova trellis]

huh? how?

[lapis lava]

new mod?

[glossy radish]

and this fking bozo kept me waiting

[glossy radish]

cool mod !!

[peak plank]

and they are actually active 🙂

[cedar osprey]

Yes I was looking at Qd4 and not c6 (sorry move 8)

[glossy radish]

tf u mean how

[nova trellis]

u r at his house?

[lapis lava]

aint no way

[glossy radish]

anyways bye guys i’m gonna go to the halloween party with unity

[covert cosmos]

bye dont die

[cedar osprey]

Many of the same problems after Rb1, that's when I saw all the f7, b7 danger and settled with c6

[peak plank]

but ur b-pawn, yeah

[grim edge]

Bye love u

[peak plank]

ok

hm. I have no freaking clue how good daily is.

but daily would be a freaking amazing OTB player

[nova trellis]

what is his rating

[peak plank]

Unknown

well... unknown to me, at leasyt

[nova trellis]

bruh

[cedar osprey]

😈

[peak plank]

I got may high elo vibes tho

smh

I hid my rating after I became known in this server

[median saffron]

bro im nasty

[lapis lava]

accept my daily game:D @cedar osprey

[peak plank]

so everyone knows my rating already

[stable mirage]

ew daily games

[glossy radish]

lob u too mashu

[wind vector]

what is it

[nova trellis]

daily sucks not gonna lie

[cedar osprey]

are you Eragon?

[lapis lava]

yah

[stable mirage]

wow beating up 600s very impressive

[warped vigil]

HOT NEWS

uscf bonus threshold just got lowered!!

[median saffron]

1450!