💬〡general-off-topic

[split pumice]

IM SORRY

[still apex]

im gonna bust out a classic copypasta

[digital phoenix]

im going to ping mod

[coral quartz]

Who's the coolest nationality on cc?

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank copypasta

[still apex]

djibouti

[devout atlas]

Yeah because Indonesia is cool, I've been there and I went wave surfing (which I still do every weekend actually), manta swimming (those things are scary, some wildlife reporter was killed by one once), coral swimming (cool fishes, too), and even saw a wild swordfish (fun fact, they're just as fast as cheetahs)!

[still apex]

its joever

[tribal silo]

All pieces matter

[restive storm]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[digital phoenix]

yeah but it costs stuff

[coral quartz]

Is this African country?

[still apex]

yuh

[grim edge]

Bonjour.

[nocturne elk]

Doryetuosenbcakohn

[glossy radish]

dor

[restive storm]

hi

[glossy radish]

meow

[nocturne elk]

Dorytoes

[restive storm]

Why

[nocturne elk]

“Why”

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[nocturne elk]

Doryetuosenbcakohn “Dory Toes” Kohn

[grim edge]

Bonjour chérie, comment puis-je t'aider aujourd'hui "J'ai dit en tant que collègue" et elle a dit "Oh mon Dieu chérie, tu es tellement skibidi, je veux que tes toilettes skibidi me baisent dans le cul".

[glossy radish]

wtf is happening bro

[small apex]

:3

[glossy radish]

i’m just gonna sleep

[nocturne elk]

Bro 💀

[digital phoenix]

stuff

[restive storm]

Btw you’re breaking the rules it’s English only in this server

[still apex]

im trynna get banned speedrun any %

[glossy radish]

exams done?

[small apex]

ok to be fair we can read

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

Good morning sweetie how may i assist you today "I said as an coworker" and she said "Oh my god honey your so skibidi i want your skibidi toilet d*** to f*** me in the a**

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[nocturne elk]

Yeah but still

[small apex]

im considering getting a dropshipping course

[grim edge]

chat finally being cool

[nocturne elk]

I can barely read traditional chinese characters ngl

[grim edge]

and full of 14y olds

[nocturne elk]

Wait how much does it cost lol

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[small apex]

uh idk but i wanna get the andrew tate one

[glossy radish]

nice.. when ml

[uneven lance]

chat

[glossy radish]

not really

[grim edge]

guys i have the funniest joke of 2023 💀

[tribal silo]

Bro is going to make a tiktok advertisement slideslow of crappy water bottles with lights inside

[nocturne elk]

Bro 💀

[glossy radish]

fr

[small apex]

i have a studio

[grim edge]

You ready for the funniest joke this is gonna make history.

[small apex]

from cca :3

[uneven lance]

ion even like chess

[grim edge]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[grim edge]

i prefer that over boring discussions

[small apex]

i cant find any other

[primal fern]

why are you here then

[grim edge]

to get to the other side 💀 💀

[glossy radish]

meh idek anymore

[nocturne elk]

Wait does he really have one lmao

[primal fern]

banned

[digital phoenix]

im on rn we can play one if u want

[grim edge]

I here everyone applauding and laughing at my joke!

[devout atlas]

"Because you didn't f*cking cook it" -Gordon Ramsay

[grim edge]

not cool

[uneven lance]

why is anyone here?

[glossy radish]

mmm give me five minutes if that’s alright

[primal fern]

we play chess

[nocturne elk]

Isn’t dropshipping kinda sketchy and actually really difficult?

[digital phoenix]

sure am in game rn

[primal fern]

@uneven lance what's ur chess username

[uneven lance]

wait wa really?

[twin moon]

Hey neuro

[grim edge]

GGXDEZLOL

[uneven lance]

my chess username?

[small apex]

im tryin learn the skill

idrc about the cost

[nocturne elk]

I see…

[devout atlas]

What's your discord username?

[primal fern]

yeah on chess.com

[small apex]

i have like a 300 budget for self inprovement :3

[primal fern]

hey man hows it goin

[small apex]

epik money planning

[uneven lance]

never been to chess.com

[nocturne elk]

Just be wary of “gurus”

[small apex]

hm

[primal fern]

so why are you here if you dont' like chess?

[small apex]

shd i get the real world

[fervent rain]

wsp chat

[uneven lance]

here as in like the discord?

[nocturne elk]

Cause i feel the dropshipping scene is kinda 💀

[twin moon]

Goin good, just wondering if I could get to 2000 before the end of the first year (technically the end of the chess year for me is in February since that’s when I started studying

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[devout atlas]

Sup nerd

[primal fern]

yes. why are you here if you don't like chess

[small apex]

uh as a teenajer what else can i do

[grim edge]

This message was deleted by a server Admin.

[uneven lance]

hmm

[small apex]

i wanna ramp up my growth

[fervent rain]

what does that do?

[uneven lance]

i don’t really know

[devout atlas]

Study English? *Teenager

[primal fern]

that's insane growth. i've been stuck around 1900 for a year after 5 years of playing/studying

[nocturne elk]

Hmm.. that is fair nothing wrong with learning ig

[primal fern]

read it

[fervent rain]

oh

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[twin moon]

Well first of all I’m not sure if I will reach 1900 before the end, that’s more of an assumption haha. I just reached 1800 tonight

[small apex]

ik

mistyped

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@fervent rain With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[twin moon]

But if I do and i have time, Ill see how far I can go

[glossy radish]

i’ll spectate

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[small apex]

i did japanese last year

[grim edge]

i thought it would work on myself:(

[small apex]

idm a dropshipping course

[grim edge]

yayyR!

https://tenor.com/view/duh-sarcastic-whatever-gif-874996418923210673

[grim edge]

scammer!!!!😡 😡

[primal fern]

congrats man. 1800 within 1 year of playing is seriously impressive

[twin moon]

Yea, and the original goal was 1500

[grim edge]

trust me please

[twin moon]

But Tbf I got stuck at 1500 for 3 months before I moved on

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[fervent rain]

dude

[grim edge]

Guy today is Halloween??

[fervent rain]

swears arent allowed?

[glossy radish]

it’s october 31st

[uncut shuttle]

blitz 3m?? https://play.chess.com/Um35f

[twin moon]

I’m not new but thank you lmao

[grim edge]

Try it

[fervent rain]

5 SECONDS SLOWMODE!??!!!!!!!!!!

[primal fern]

keep it mild tho

[fervent rain]

i did :/

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

I think you need to take your dimentia pills grandpops

[grim edge]

Cmon again

[glossy radish]

it ain’t a big deal

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[fervent rain]

it is,for me

[primal fern]

#💬〡chess-talk has no slowmode

[fervent rain]

what is permittedand what isnt

also

[primal fern]

please go to #〘📝〙rules for that information

[fervent rain]

discord is 13+

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

guys i have infinite talk glitch :Step 1: make a text :Step 2: edit it :Step 3: repeat

shit

[fervent rain]

💀

[grim edge]

[fervent rain]

i think everyone knows the other version 😭

[primal fern]

@grim edge can you like stop spamming man? nobody is responding to you...just go to #💬〡trusted-off-topic we should talk about chess in here

[grim edge]

bro

[glossy radish]

wait what other version

[fervent rain]

calm down dude

[fervent rain]

never mind

[glossy radish]

he’s right. soul has been annoying

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

[glossy radish]

and ain’t nobody giving a shit bout his messages

[fervent rain]

like 2 months

[primal fern]

nice man what's your rating?

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> User neurolink0230 Reason: Bullying me so hard!!

[glossy radish]

[fervent rain]

i mostly play over the board ,but its 350

[fervent rain]

bro CALM THE HELL DOWN

[primal fern]

that's alright. do you want a game later today?

[fervent rain]

i can rn

[glossy radish]

what? i’m just being honest bro

[grim edge]

It was a joke dont take it seriously please.

[primal fern]

i'm at work atm but i'll be free in like an hour

[glossy radish]

u calm ur arse down rn

[fervent rain]

oh alr

[grim edge]

fr like u calm down tho

[primal fern]

pinging mods 'as a joke' can get u muted fam.

[fervent rain]

arse?

youre british?

[glossy radish]

shit

no, i’m not british

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> Everyone bully me so hard!!! 😡 😡 😡 pls repot all of them for me!!!!! GRRR

[fervent rain]

sad

[nocturne elk]

💀

[glossy radish]

isn’t the first time for them

[fervent rain]

hush

you 10 or sumn?

[grim edge]

YES SIRE!

[primal fern]

@grim edge how old are you dude....

you're acting like you're 7

[glossy radish]

they’re not over 13

i’ve reported to mods about it. they didn’t give a shit

[primal fern]

do you have proof?

dm if so

[devout atlas]

I am, actually 🤓

[fervent rain]

may be a false report,you cant just guess

[split pumice]

hes under 13 lmao

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @split pumice, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

it’s not direct

[split pumice]

bro can u like stop doing that

[fervent rain]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM DYING

[primal fern]

you just joined the server

[stable mirage]

omg its me!

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish yo r u up

[glossy radish]

i’m trying to deal with some idiots

[split pumice]

i was caught bro

[fervent rain]

@glossy radish this may be an alt,its almost the same

[glossy radish]

let me login

[split pumice]

thats my main acc

[primal fern]

anyway connect your account if you want image perms, vc access, more channels access etc @split pumice

[digital phoenix]

had way too close of a game

[fervent rain]

GET HIS ASS

BAN

[split pumice]

guys i meant to say "Id rather die then do that" to her getting to the banlands with me

Sorry for pinging mods guys

[digital phoenix]

im going to ping mods

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> @split pumice seems to be mute evading now

[glossy radish]

thanks neuro

[split pumice]

Im sincereley sorry And "I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.

[nocturne elk]

Logan ball moment

[split pumice]

Im a wanted man on the loose!!!!!!!!

[fervent rain]

are any of you in the packgod server

[primal fern]

dude just wants attention. everyone just block him so we don't have to see his messages

[fervent rain]

maybe not

[split pumice]

i love him imo

[fervent rain]

i dont think so but still

[split pumice]

look who wants attention???

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[split pumice]

like bro block me all u want im not even doing nun to u

[uneven lance]

[split pumice]

id rather die then do that 💀

[raven cedar]

watchpeopledie.com

[digital phoenix]

damn i got into a mexican lobby that sucks

[uneven lance]

what’s your favorite kind of chess

[split pumice]

parchess

[uneven lance]

i like street rules where you can get rough ya know

[devout atlas]

Bullet 1|0

[uneven lance]

some slaps and shit

[split pumice]

guys pick a number between 1 - 10

[uneven lance]

11

[stable mirage]

pi

[devout atlas]

[split pumice]

I got 11 bullets for you in the head 🙂

[uneven lance]

and a gun?

:0

[devout atlas]

e, π, phi, tau, are these enough for you?

[fervent rain]

6

[raven cedar]

9/11 bullets should be enough

[uneven lance]

9/11 reference?

[fervent rain]

what

LMAO

[nocturne elk]

💀

[fervent rain]

i never knew yall could be wild

[silver patio]

nahh bro i just got here what's going on 💀

[fervent rain]

thats funner ngl

[nocturne elk]

Ban speedruns

[uneven lance]

funny stuff

[fervent rain]

what else can i do while waiting for a 5 day ban to finish

[uneven lance]

silly stuff

chess

[fervent rain]

in the main server im mostly in

(packgods server)

its way better over there

but wild as hell

sometimes

[uneven lance]

that’s crazy

[drowsy lodge]

i was losing to a 400 and then they blundered their queen 2 rooks and a bishop

[fervent rain]

i miss my nitro

i lost it 2 hours ago

[uneven lance]

i scallywagged my arch duke

[fervent rain]

huh

[stable mirage]

tf is this just joined chat

[fervent rain]

go back

[uneven lance]

you know

[fervent rain]

I DONT DUDE

[tribal silo]

https://discord.gift/cNu77tzMHCCXnT7u

[fervent rain]

discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq

[uneven lance]

maybe take the time to read the

[devout atlas]

Awe man that was mine

[tribal silo]

L

[fervent rain]

the what

[tribal silo]

Nitro overrated

[fervent rain]

it was a fake

[uneven lance]

the things i’m saying

[fervent rain]

unless you get it for free

[tribal silo]

Its only 3 dollers

Chess platnium is 11

[fervent rain]

"i scallywagged my arch duke" does this make any godamn sense??

[fervent rain]

the other one is 10

the cooler one

[uneven lance]

this is what Kenneth taught

[stable mirage]

scam 😔

[tribal silo]

Just use pngs or something idk

[fervent rain]

how do i get image perms here?

[tribal silo]

By being trusted you suspicious monkey

[fervent rain]

racism?

im asian

[tribal silo]

Why is the word monkey racist

[fervent rain]

call me the c slur instead

[tribal silo]

I unironically call people a monkey time to time

[fervent rain]

oh nvm

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @fervent rain, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[tribal silo]

No racist inplication

[gilded pasture]

cockleberry

[tribal silo]

👍

[fervent rain]

its another one

[tribal silo]

Cockleberry cranberry juice

[nocturne elk]

Which one

[uneven lance]

chaftsqueezer

[tribal silo]

Racist.

[nocturne elk]

Oh

[devout atlas]

🐔

[tribal silo]

Who pinged me

[gilded pasture]

CoUNTing

[fervent rain]

no

[uneven lance]

comma

[fervent rain]

nope

[uneven lance]

corndog

[gilded pasture]

read the caps

[fervent rain]

chingchong

[gilded pasture]

ching

[fervent rain]

i did,but its another one

[uneven lance]

chin licker

[tribal silo]

First person to beat me on rapid using the bongcloud can get a nitro

[fervent rain]

what are you on ?

[fervent rain]

HOLY SHIT

IM IN

[uneven lance]

what are YOU on?

[tribal silo]

Send it

[gilded pasture]

Chode

[fervent rain]

nose candy

[uneven lance]

you don’t even know about scallywagging an archduke

[tribal silo]

Im not playing the bong cloud you are because my king is already too swag

[gilded pasture]

what elo are you guys?

[uneven lance]

this guy gets it

[nocturne elk]

Why did it get deleted the first time?

[tribal silo]

[fervent rain]

i did,because in the server im in it gets you a warning

[tribal silo]

Stop being a goody goody if youre going to be a naughty little bozo

[devout atlas]

ax³+bx²+cx+d=0, x=√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)+³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³) v √((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)-³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³)-b/3a

Cubic equation

[fervent rain]

bro said bozo

[uneven lance]

=7

[fervent rain]

also

whats your username

[gilded pasture]

naughty little bozo do NOT go together stop waffling

[fervent rain]

in chess.com

[tribal silo]

Send challenge link

[fervent rain]

also how do i get "trusted"

[gilded pasture]

what ur elo

[fervent rain]

idk how to

[tribal silo]

Buddy boy you look like a rolly polly ima roll your ass to the nearest wafflehouse if you keep talking to me like that

[fervent rain]

whats*

[devout atlas]

You don't

[fervent rain]

stop

[fervent rain]

oh

[gilded pasture]

shut ur 4' 11' ass up lil bro

[tribal silo]

4”11.5”

[fervent rain]

i know the perfect server for this dipshit

[devout atlas]

Do you mean he's 4"11' or his ass is?

[fervent rain]

🤓

[fervent rain]

PAUSE

[tribal silo]

[gilded pasture]

bombaclaaaat

[nocturne elk]

Big tonka 🔥

[gilded pasture]

he is 4 11, if his ass was 4 11 then that is concerning

[gilded pasture]

still short as hell

[tribal silo]

You forgot the half half of an inch

[gilded pasture]

doesnt make a difference ya midget

[rocky vale]

Actually, it does

[tribal silo]

Bro is not unironically trying to call me short

[rocky vale]

[fervent rain]

i can read

[gilded pasture]

wdym 'unironically'

[fervent rain]

calm the hell down dude

[tribal silo]

What is the context of my height

[fervent rain]

like what the hell

[tribal silo]

You are probably like 15

[fervent rain]

I CANT EVEN SWEARRRRRRRRR

[tribal silo]

Just reaching 5,4

[gilded pasture]

nah im chill we are just exchanging some friendly fire

[fervent rain]

ITS SO HARD TO GET USED TO SERIOUSLY

[gilded pasture]

fr?

[tribal silo]

No 💀

What you think i am a dish washer?

[gilded pasture]

maybe

[fervent rain]

exactly

[tribal silo]

Thats wild

[gilded pasture]

fr

[fervent rain]

i do

[gilded pasture]

nuh uh

[tribal silo]

[fervent rain]

i was grown in a jungle

[gilded pasture]

bro s tarzan fr

[tribal silo]

Harambe mf

[gilded pasture]

lmao

[fervent rain]

"mf"

[tribal silo]

Anyways im so bored anyone wanna play chess or something

[gilded pasture]

is ur height actually 4 11

[tribal silo]

💀 no

[gilded pasture]

sure what ur elo

[fervent rain]

yeah,send me a challenge link

[gilded pasture]

how tall are u then

[tribal silo]

1000

1021 to be exact

[gilded pasture]

yeah im around there, 1200 but i play like a 900

[tribal silo]

Sure lets play

[gilded pasture]

but ive beaten ppl who are 1300 irl and online

[tribal silo]

👍

Send challenge lino

[rocky vale]

[tribal silo]

Woww

[rocky vale]

Wowers

[tribal silo]

Wowwie

[rocky vale]

👉👈

[nocturne elk]

Wowzers

Just made a mess in

Put ice cubes

[rocky vale]

Eat it

[digital phoenix]

eat it

[tribal silo]

By putting it thermostat

[nocturne elk]

You can do it

[rocky vale]

@digital phoenix MyChad

[nocturne elk]

I believe in you

[tribal silo]

Who wants to play rapid

[rocky vale]

I do

But you are too good for me

[tribal silo]

Ok send im colorblind so you send it

[rocky vale]

Idek your user

[tribal silo]

Challenge link

[rocky vale]

Are you actually

[fervent rain]

no

[nocturne elk]

Get some styrofoam or sth

[tribal silo]

No im vegan

[rocky vale]

Idk how to do that

[rocky vale]

Pretty much the same

[tribal silo]

Ok

[nocturne elk]

What’s the weather/ heat situation like

[tribal silo]

Go easy on me im 1000 rated

[rocky vale]

Why do you even carry chocolat

[tribal silo]

https://play.chess.com/QMFde

[digital phoenix]

how long until u need to give it

[rocky vale]

This did nothing

[tribal silo]

What

[tribal silo]

Click and press open

[gilded pasture]

birdie get on

[jade crow]

mmm

[tribal silo]

I am

[rocky vale]

I'm on mobile

[gilded pasture]

like send me a challenge link

[tribal silo]

https://play.chess.com/xnnpv

[nocturne elk]

Simul moment

[jade crow]

rigged

[tribal silo]

??

[jade crow]

jk

[rocky vale]

Bro is so good, he is playing 2 people at the same time on the same account

[gilded pasture]

huh why are u 1800

[nocturne elk]

It should open in the in app browser and then redirect to Chess

[gilded pasture]

bruh i got matched up with someone random

[rocky vale]

It doesn't

[nocturne elk]

It do for me 😔

[fervent rain]

send me an invite

[rocky vale]

[nocturne elk]

Oh i mean like usually when i play

[fervent rain]

but still

man ive been grinding lichess puzzles for so long

because chess.com too expensive

but i still play on chess.com

[nocturne elk]

?

[fervent rain]

send an invite

[nocturne elk]

Idm daily games

[nocturne elk]

What’s your @ on CC

[fervent rain]

whats an @ ?

[nocturne elk]

Username

[fervent rain]

oh alr let me see

[nocturne elk]

This okay? Unrated

[fervent rain]

its WispyPanda

[nocturne elk]

Sendeded

[fervent rain]

okay

send it again

@nocturne elk

[nocturne elk]

Got it?

[fervent rain]

mhmm

[nocturne elk]

Are u on pc or mobile

[fervent rain]

pc

[nocturne elk]

Oh then do u see the game requests? I sent twice

[fervent rain]

let me send a request,5 minutes fine?

[nocturne elk]

Oh, sure

Rmbr to do unrated

[fervent rain]

there

[nocturne elk]

Ok your move

[fervent rain]

THAT WAS MY MISTAKE

[nocturne elk]

It’s okay lol

Gg

[coral quartz]

You guys think about the Roman empire?

[neon parrot]

According to a discussion on the Chess.com forum, if you are completely new to chess, it might take you about 1 year to reach a rating of 1400 on Chess.com1. However, this is just an average estimate and the actual time can vary greatly depending on factors such as the amount of time you dedicate to studying and playing chess, your natural aptitude for the game, and whether or not you receive coaching. Some players have reported reaching a 1400 rating after hours and hours of playing chess, studying, and watching videos2. So keep practicing and studying, and you’ll get there! 😊

[dark heart]

All the time.

[coral quartz]

Why you praise the Sunflower

[stable mirage]

very interesting but like who asked

[coral quartz]

And what is up with the Roman empire?

[fervent rain]

dw abt it

[coral quartz]

I'm like, why is people talking a out the Roman empire?

[fervent rain]

i said dw abt it

[dark heart]

AVE SOL INVICTVS

[dark heart]

the sky, yes

[coral quartz]

Are the Romans gay?

They gay huh?

[dark heart]

if you knew more about the roman empire you would know who i'm referring to

[coral quartz]

No idea

[dark heart]

sometimes

[fervent rain]

WHAT LMAO

[dark heart]

we can't limit gayness to a people

[coral quartz]

It's confusing
Are they symbol of manliness
Or gay?

[dark heart]

i'm pretty sure all civilizations had homosexuality

smh

[fervent rain]

masculinity

[neon parrot]

[dark heart]

they're seen as symbols of manliness

but if you want to be more specific uhm

[fervent rain]

old civilizations used to stick a steel umbrella up your ass if you were gay

[dark heart]

emperor elagabalus...

[real pulsar]

today I won 3 games out of 11

[coral quartz]

Like they war and battle
But also gay sometimes
Like
Wth man

[dark heart]

i'm sure that doesn't disprove my point

[fervent rain]

yeah

[dark heart]

...

[coral quartz]

How can you war and be gay at the same time bro

[maiden helm]

nug man

[dark heart]

you are overgeneralizing

civilians don't war smh

[fervent rain]

you dont

[dark heart]

there is something far more "wth" than roman gayness

that's the uh

[maiden helm]

🦕

[dark heart]

well, find it yourself

[fervent rain]

I GOT IT

HISPANIC MASCULINITY

[dark heart]

...

[fervent rain]

LMAO

[dark heart]

no it's something else the romans did

something legitimately "wth"

[fervent rain]

Marrying sisters?

seducing nieces?

[dark heart]

ihhh

children.

[fervent rain]

pause

[fervent rain]

I KNOW

[fervent rain]

who said nieces cant be a little young yknowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wink wink

JK JK JK

[dark heart]

scuse me julius caesar was no emperor

[fervent rain]

DONT BAN ME

[dark heart]

i'm also sure doing that to family will get you executed

[fervent rain]

executed?

[glossy radish]

dinosaur

[fervent rain]

just say "you will f*cking die"

[tribal silo]

[glossy radish]

dinosaure

[maiden helm]

hood

Larping

Mother russia

if russia is known as the motherland and germany is known as the fatherland. does that mean WW2 was just domestic violence

🤔

[coral quartz]

I blame the romans

[glacial fulcrum]

💀

[primal mirage]

i agree

and then america was the therapist until their card declined, they tried to make it worse

[willow niche]

WASSUP

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-fnaf-freddy-fredbear-golden-freddy-gif-24637349

[maiden helm]

one space and it’s all over for you

[willow niche]

so....

[coral quartz]

MESSAGE DELETED

[willow niche]

and u belive everything on yt?

wtf

[coral quartz]

If it's on the internet
It has to be tru

[willow niche]

ROMANS ARE INOCENT

😡

[coral quartz]

XD

[primal mirage]

im blaming england ngl

[willow niche]

they are innocent crewmates

[primal mirage]

shldnt have drunken so much tea

[willow niche]

germans are the imp

[primal mirage]

🤷‍♂️

[willow niche]

the bri'ish

[primal mirage]

fr

chamberlain can suck my dickk

[nocturne elk]

uhm ackshually *drönked

[primal mirage]

bros german

[willow niche]

https://tenor.com/view/polandboll-gif-19973812

bro Switzerland just chilling at every conflict

come on

i never give up on a dead chat!

wait a sec

[keen parrot]

you killed it with your cringe gif

[maiden helm]

real shit

imagine dying in war just for 80 years later for that shit to be made

[boreal cosmos]

No war talks dude

[willow niche]

k

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92478058317?tab=review someone review

[worn ice]

ProfessorGruneo (739) vs. LATRUNCULARIUS11 (360)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 e6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 Nc6 5. Bd3 Bb4+ 6. c3 Ba5 7. Qa4 Rb8 8. Bb5 b6 9. Ne5 O-O 10. Bxc6 b5 11. Qxa5 Qd6 12. Qxa7 Rb7 13. Bxb7 Bxb7 14. Qxb7 

[maiden helm]

australian rap is the worst thing in existence

[silver patio]

or australian

[maiden helm]

it’s so shit

[willow niche]

anyone up for a game?

we do blitz or rapid

[maiden helm]

sure

[willow niche]

look at chess talk

[drowsy lodge]

@nocturne elk can you reivew something for me

[willow niche]

lol

jk

[maiden helm]

i sent a challenge w a normal game

[willow niche]

where?

[maiden helm]

accept it

just to ur account

go look on chess.com

[willow niche]

bruh

my internet

[maiden helm]

i’ll just send a link

[maiden helm]

https://play.chess.com/TVgGW

[nocturne elk]

[nocturne elk]

Bruh sgp

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92478058317?tab=review

[worn ice]

ProfessorGruneo (739) vs. LATRUNCULARIUS11 (360)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 e6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 Nc6 5. Bd3 Bb4+ 6. c3 Ba5 7. Qa4 Rb8 8. Bb5 b6 9. Ne5 O-O 10. Bxc6 b5 11. Qxa5 Qd6 12. Qxa7 Rb7 13. Bxb7 Bxb7 14. Qxb7 

[digital phoenix]

i have been spotted

[drowsy lodge]

TY

[glossy radish]

yessir

[digital phoenix]

r u free to ml

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao

[glossy radish]

hell yeah

[nocturne elk]

My bars too heavy like a deadlift 💀💀💀💀

Smh my head

[glossy radish]

incho

[digital phoenix]

run it i hope its not us server again

[drowsy lodge]

me

[digital phoenix]

what did he do

[drowsy lodge]

that's it?

[nocturne elk]

Oh the wars thing

Lol dang they don’t play around

[digital phoenix]

a picture paints a thousand words, if i send a thousand words its spam, a picture is spam

[flat gyro]

i have a tournament in 2 weeks

how do i prepare for it

im so washed

hi

weren't you banned here

[maiden helm]

listen to skux

[digital phoenix]

he got a lawyer

[maiden helm]

that brother is so ass but it’s so funny

[flat gyro]

huh

[digital phoenix]

incho got him unbanned probably

[flat gyro]

when is alice gonna get a lawyer

wait incho is muted rn

[maiden helm]

alice is back

@teal dragon

[flat gyro]

@teal dragon yo

[maiden helm]

alice is muted though

[flat gyro]

damn

tuff

[digital phoenix]

hes just asking to get banned

[maiden helm]

called an edgar cut 💀

[flat gyro]

i will finish this course in 2 weeks

i believe in myself

[maiden helm]

the beats are so nice but the mf just ruins them 💀

[rough stone]

just checkmated a 950 as a 300 rated. nice

can anyone game review for me kaydenn is afk rn

[maiden helm]

there are people who actually listen to this shit

the real gangsters in australia do NOT make rap songs

Edgars are popular among the wannabe gangsters

the beats go insanely hard

[digital phoenix]

it literally will be has he won yet

[grim edge]

He already won

[flat gyro]

marble and neo

[digital phoenix]

what the f

[grim edge]

Search it

It’s even on transfermarkt so it’s legit

[maiden helm]

LMAOOOO

[digital phoenix]

thats so bullshit

[maiden helm]

if he ever steps foot in perth i’m coming

the springboks won the rugby world cup ‼️‼️

New Zealand copped a fat L

the one you like

then use the one you like best

[glossy radish]

saaAaaryu

[maiden helm]

the homeless man after i slap him with a honey bun i microwaved for 10 mins

he seems to brain dead to make that beat tho

[maiden helm]

saaAaaryu

[glossy radish]

i was playing a game, was so tired i nearly dropped the phone onto my face thrice

but then i’ll fall asleep and miss the game

[frozen jolt]

Yo its you

[glossy radish]

which one?

[frozen jolt]

Nvm you arent centimetro

You're knock off

[maiden helm]

what time is it there

[glossy radish]

i ain’t a knock off :(

[glossy radish]

1:42

[frozen jolt]

Sorta are

[glossy radish]

not

[frozen jolt]

Sorta are not not a knock off

[glossy radish]

i’m just replacing him for the time being

because some bozo couldn’t keep himself outta trouble

[frozen jolt]

Identity theft

[glossy radish]

not at all

now shut ur arse up

[frozen jolt]

Hrmm

[glossy radish]

sleep? ehhh i’m fine

[frozen jolt]

I'll have you know that people love my ass

[maiden helm]

centimetreo on top

[lament jacinth]

That's kinda Gay

[frozen jolt]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

yeah the furries here

[frozen jolt]

Yes well i like men

[frozen jolt]

Nah everyone loves my ass

[lament jacinth]

Gay

[digital phoenix]

click on other square

[frozen jolt]

Rigth click

[frozen jolt]

Gayphobic

[digital phoenix]

at this point people who support lgbt are more insufferable than those lgbt themselves

[lament jacinth]

Who said im,afraid of Gay people

[maiden helm]

not that bad

[frozen jolt]

Im not arguing with you, you're a girl, you like men as well

[glossy radish]

i’ve been getting four to five hours of sleep. i’m kinda wrecked

[frozen jolt]

Thats shit

[glossy radish]

you’re shit

[lament jacinth]

You're shit

[glossy radish]

:(

ok sorry

[digital phoenix]

bro spanish people legit suck at ml

[maiden helm]

gotta sleep more, that shi ain’t good for you@

[digital phoenix]

ja

[glossy radish]

i cant sleep

[lament jacinth]

How about sleep or Il find you

[glossy radish]

i don’t want to sleep

[lament jacinth]

IG ill find you then

😋

[maiden helm]

i jus saw someone getting shot on instagram bruh wtf

[glossy radish]

typical

[lament jacinth]

DONT IGNORE ME OR WLSE

[maiden helm]

average day in america ig

[glossy radish]

ignored

[maiden helm]

God Guns Glory and Football Sundays

[safe sand]

usual stuff

[glossy radish]

that’s what i’m saying

[digital phoenix]

im very tilted

[maiden helm]

just get titled instead

[digital phoenix]

is not even in chess

[frozen jolt]

You eat shit

[lament jacinth]

Shiteaterphobic

[frozen jolt]

I love shit eaters

W fetish

[digital phoenix]

its halloween

[maiden helm]

it is

[silver patio]

i'm so pissed rn

i hate chess 😭

lost 5 games out of 6 only won one

[maiden helm]

just play better moves

[silver patio]

dang

[cold ember]

i gave up on trying to understand complex openings and just started playing the kings indian attack

it has served me pretty well, decent winstreak atm

[maiden helm]

kings indian is complex lol

[vale swift]

Hello I just got banned for cheating.
in fact I was using my Einstein brain

[cold ember]

then my brain is just wired weird, i can play it well compared to others

[maiden helm]

<@&745328830649991179> end him

[vale swift]

End him what a cringe.

[maiden helm]

i would call cheating cringe but that’s just me

[supple imp]

That ain't even that bad dawg

[maiden helm]

and “what a cringe” doesn’t make grammatical sense so please use correct english when talking to me.

[cold ember]

rooks are for weaklings

[nimble niche]

that's nothing

[cold ember]

yes they hung a queen

[fresh wind]

thanks

[maiden helm]

That’s brilliant? 💀💀💀

[honest drift]

Only Chads deserve rooks

[cold ember]

yeah i cant really understand it either

[tribal silo]

First mistake caring about brilliants on chess.com. Nice finds but for your own good know this. Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact of the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

I think thats a nice brilliant

[maiden helm]

You shouldn't care about them cause they misrepresent reality often cause it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calculations that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all. A dishonest marketing scheme

[nimble niche]

if you hang a piece while up a lot of material, it's sometimes labelled as "brilliant"

[tribal silo]

[cold ember]

i dont really care i just thought it funny how it said

"Ignoring the threat on your rook, a difficult move to see!"'

[maiden helm]

someone call starky

[tribal silo]

Well its a decent brilliant

[supple imp]

If a 500 sometimes hangs a piece but the line could end up +5 they'll give the brilliant even if the 500 doesn't find the rest of the line

[tribal silo]

Its not some corny bishop sacrifice

Well hes like 500 so i guess its ok by the computer

[supple imp]

Brilliant should only be given if they find the rest of the line

[silver patio]

fr?

[tribal silo]

[silver patio]

lmao

[nimble niche]

you've never had the 15-20 losing streaks befote

[honest drift]

Brilliants moves are a way t increase dopamine which is useless for chess improvemnet

[silver patio]

i had 6 losing streaks

[supple imp]

That's just overkill

[nimble niche]

one time i showed starky a brilliant and he said "nice"

[nimble niche]

ive had days when i won 2 or 3 out of15 before

it's not even tilt, i'm just shit

[tribal silo]

Starky is the goat

[nimble niche]

he didn't send a copy paste message nor get angry so I got a real brilliant

[maiden helm]

That’s how u know it’s a good brilliant

[tribal silo]

Where does he get them, i kinda want to use them too

[supple imp]

At least you're a little less shit than me

[maiden helm]

he writes them

[tribal silo]

No way

[maiden helm]

he just hates brilliants

[tribal silo]

He types that whole life story?

[grim edge]

:3

[supple imp]

It'd take less than 5 minutes to write what's the problem lol

[cold ember]

tbh yeah the move "comments" on chess.com are a tad on the nose.

[tribal silo]

He types that so many times

[maiden helm]

i talked w starky before and he just hates how it’s ruining chess and it pisses him off so he wants to enlighten the chess community about it

[supple imp]

Copy paste?

[tribal silo]

I agree with him

[cold ember]

Opponent hangs a queen, you take with bishop
"EXCELLENT MOVE, WELL DONE"

[tribal silo]

He has different messages of it ive seen them

[supple imp]

He just cycles through them lol

[tribal silo]

Yeah so he typed quite a few of them

And they are reasonable too

[maiden helm]

he has written a few out then copy and pastes old ones if he doesn’t wanna write a new one

[tribal silo]

Yeah

[grim edge]

yeah

[maiden helm]

garfield

[austere zinc]

hello everyone!! Nice to meet yall

[grim edge]

hello tord man

[grim edge]

nice to meet you too ryan how's your day going

[austere zinc]

amazing wbu sir

[grim edge]

doin quite well myself just woke up

[austere zinc]

hm diff time zones

[buoyant leaf]

0 Blunders lets go

[grim edge]

where do you live?

[grim edge]

analyzes
20 inaccuracies

[austere zinc]

asia more specific: ||malaysia ||

[maiden helm]

blud used american spelling

[grim edge]

nicd

[grim edge]

mate has crooked teeth

[grim edge]

you don't say

[maiden helm]

i’m not british fatass

[grim edge]

im not american either dumbass

not even native english speaker

[maiden helm]

that’s why i fking said u used american spelling dumbass

i didn’t realise people are this stupid

[grim edge]

so what need to point it out

[bright folio]

lol

[grim edge]

what are ya'll on

[grim edge]

adderall

[grim edge]

best drug 🔥

[maiden helm]

Not american = Uses american spelling. i was questioning it idiot smh

[grim edge]

and estradiol

[grim edge]

not so good

better imo

[austere zinc]

hbu sir

[grim edge]

adderall gives you energy

[grim edge]

i live in morocco

estradiol gives you honkers

[clear sequoia]

not necessary, Albert did it!

[grim edge]

hmm

[maiden helm]

Nah rinqed did

[grim edge]

i was in fact using my einstein brain is such a brilliant line

[austere zinc]

somewhere north africa?

[grim edge]

yup exactly bordering spain

[grim edge]

u near ceuta/melilla?

[grim edge]

i am very close to ceuta funnily enough but don't dox me here

[austere zinc]

i see, nice knowing you 💪

[grim edge]

did you just start playing

[grim edge]

i live in aragon so we're not close lmfao

[maiden helm]

isn’t there smth called the blue city or sum in morocco

[grim edge]

it's alright i can just walk thru the ocean

[grim edge]

chefchaouen yes

yep

ain't it like only 100m

[grim edge]

hm?

balls

[austere zinc]

since i was young

[grim edge]

very cool

[grim edge]

ahh cool

[trail prism]

November is coming sirs :D

[trail prism]

Wsp disciple

[bright folio]

🖐️

[grim edge]

balls

[grim edge]

my god it's the cooler duck

[trail prism]

Greetings sir

Me draw pingeon

[austere zinc]

eh i can't post images (chess content) here?

oh well..

[grim edge]

my greetings are extended to you as well my good sire

[trail prism]

How is this marvelous day going for you ?

[maiden helm]

do /trust

[fiery zealot]

gah i traded queens instead of winning

[maiden helm]

bruh

[bright folio]

me drawing cat

[lime lava]

[lime lava]

I bet you say
"I play 10 min cause I need to think", then you traded queens in 3 seconds

[drowsy crest]

Having my warm up rn

[lime lava]

I saw now your game, you took 4 seconds
But you like to play blitz, we forgive you for missing that

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9r6CRJW8AAzFmo?format=jpg&name=medium

[austere zinc]

sorry to disturb you but then how do i send it

[fiery zealot]

this was apparently M4

[bright folio]

Nd6+ Kc6 Qe4+ Kd7

so on so forth

[lime lava]

Shut up :3

[trail prism]

Me making beans

[nova verge]

Beans beans the magical fruit

[lime lava]

Is that safe for eating?

[trail prism]

Yes

[warped galleon]

boo

[lime lava]

You sure?

Doesnt smell really well

[warped galleon]

yall

i help need

[grim edge]

very good

[grim edge]

mairos whats that name

[lime lava]

Whats wrong with my name u bozo

[graceful lintel]

Hiii
Long time no see

[trail prism]

My Putin wants eat birds

[warped galleon]

hellol

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[bright folio]

[warped galleon]

bad

[graceful lintel]

What happened

[warped galleon]

lifes on a knifes edge

[warped galleon]

i fell

[bright prairie]

Hey wassup

[graceful lintel]

💀😭

[bright folio]

sup

[graceful lintel]

Is there anything I can do

[bright prairie]

Pretty yellow cat

[warped galleon]

there is a lot but i wont ask you to do cuz its selfish

[maiden helm]

you need trusted role to send images to /trust to see if u fit the requirements

[graceful lintel]

Nah it's not

[bright folio]

orange cat behavior

[warped galleon]

1 month chess.com premium

[trail prism]

It almost killed me

[warped galleon]

nah

[graceful lintel]

Awww I'm broke asf

[bright prairie]

Yellow cats behavior

[warped galleon]

excuses

[graceful lintel]

🥹

Nop
I'm actually broke

[bright prairie]

Real

[graceful lintel]

He didn't replied

[bright prairie]

Yeah

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[bright prairie]

Lmao

[trail prism]

,pmy bean stew started boiling

[graceful lintel]

I would do it for €1 per day

[bright prairie]

I'll go watch 86

[graceful lintel]

Oh ok

[grim edge]

whats your rating?

[graceful lintel]

1600 rapid

[trail prism]

Does anyone have a complex Halloween drawing the he or she drew ?

[rare shuttle]

no

[maiden helm]

bro wants to win a competition lmaoo

[trail prism]

Yes 💀

So on short

[honest blaze]

Hi

[trail prism]

I could get 1.5 million silver on a game if I win

[honest blaze]

Guys

[deft heath]

hi pookies

[warped galleon]

ye ye js kiddin

[warped galleon]

Hello Noah

[deft heath]

hru

[warped galleon]

Decent

[supple imp]

I'd do it for 2

[bright prairie]

. @supple imp

[supple imp]

2 cents

I ain't even in the elo range he's looking for

[graceful lintel]

💀

[supple imp]

Below 1800s are bad idk why he's looking for them to coach him

[graceful lintel]

Real

[deft heath]

smash

[trail prism]

I drew this

It is called the wee wee rabbit

[trail prism]

Is it a big thing to become a CM without getting coached ?

[maiden helm]

getting a coach would make it easier

[silver patio]

ummmm