💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[jaunty heron]

but how about great/excellent move?

[cold gazelle]

yo guys do u wanna play?

[graceful lintel]

[jaunty heron]

i suck

[fathom reef]

GUYS WTF WILLEM DAFOE JUST DIED

[glossy radish]

i mean… how many warnings so far

[jaunty heron]

wha

[nocturne elk]

@maiden helm

[cold gazelle]

guys anyone wanna play?

[maiden helm]

2 or 3

[hollow yacht]

ur mind dude 😭😭
being a furry isn't the weirdest part about u

[fathom reef]

jsut krding :3

[jaunty heron]

sadly,they are talking about sperms rn so nah,and yes,sperms

[fathom reef]

i am NOT a furry

[hollow yacht]

😭😭😭

[fathom reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[glossy radish]

you’re kidding dude

[cold gazelle]

oh sperms ...

[fathom reef]

correct

[glossy radish]

dude i was gonna cry

[cloud garnet]

Hello everyone any tips to get to 400? and is 400 considered a good player?

[jaunty heron]

400 is considered good as a beginner

[graceful lintel]

Being 400s is quite shit

[fathom reef]

400 rated is highest rating max on chess.com bruh

[cold gazelle]

no ur the worst player i ve ever seen

[maiden helm]

the dude from friends died didn’t he

[glossy radish]

total

[hollow yacht]

i DIDN'T NOT give you consent to drop that piece of info

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> king1ess

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Rapid: 1003 (1200 peak)
Blitz: 387
Bullet: 573 (714 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> darkv4n3ss4

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Rapid: 769 (845 peak)
Blitz: 765 (850 peak)
Bullet: 709 (714 peak)

[graceful lintel]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iammetalpipe

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Rapid: 1273 (1372 peak)
Blitz: 1406 (1503 peak)
Bullet: 1554 (peak)

[jaunty heron]

why did my rapid dropped so hard

[glossy radish]

i’m disgusted as hell now

[hollow yacht]

same

[maiden helm]

new account new warning

[jagged minnow]

@glossy radish my friend is 5"8 at 17 I sent him the same video he hasn't replied since then

[graceful lintel]

Good luck

[glossy radish]

if you’re getting 3 already.. you’re doing something wrong

[glossy radish]

u don’t deserve friends anymore

[nocturne elk]

Me when I spread misinformation online:

[cold gazelle]

guys onyone wanna play?

[maiden helm]

fr couldn’t be me

[glossy radish]

no

[fathom reef]

guys im 3 elo trying to get to 5, is 3 a good rating?

[jagged minnow]

Only he is short in the friend group most of us over 6

[glossy radish]

lies

[jagged minnow]

True there's one 15 y/o who's 6"4

[glossy radish]

i finally found someone taller than incho irl lol

[nocturne elk]

I’m only -6.9

[maiden helm]

friends are people that get in the way of u becoming a sigma with kai cenat skibidi rizz so drop all yo friends and never talk to them

[glossy radish]

wtf

[void fjord]

Yeah

[fathom reef]

my friend is 4.20

[glossy radish]

what

[maiden helm]

who

[hollow yacht]

no remember being 10 months and already 7elo

[fathom reef]

sick

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> flagamura

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Blitz: 2527 (2646 peak)
Bullet: 2758 (peak)

[nocturne elk]

[glossy radish]

substitute. 6’8

[jagged minnow]

Back pain baby

[glossy radish]

mf was a skyscraper

[fathom reef]

hot darn

[junior sable]

7/8 of my blitz opponents were cheaters

[glossy radish]

HE WAS BALD TOO

[maiden helm]

damn

[nocturne elk]

💀

[glossy radish]

sorry. his head was shiny

[bright shuttle]

[cold gazelle]

guys please play with me

[maiden helm]

i’ll be 6’10” soon dw

[frigid compass]

you're probably the one whos cheating lol

[jagged minnow]

How tall are you?

[bright shuttle]

ahhhhhhhh

[glossy radish]

4’10

[nocturne elk]

I shall refrain from making a joke with this sentence

[jagged minnow]

@glossy radish dw you ain't short you are average for your age

[maiden helm]

6’6”

[glossy radish]

turd is 4’10

[torpid bobcat]

if you can't win then say others cheater

[cold gazelle]

guys anyone wanna play?

[glossy radish]

💀

[bright shuttle]

me

[jagged minnow]

[hollow yacht]

rating?

[glossy radish]

exactly. i’m not short

[cold gazelle]

1500

[hollow yacht]

still calling u short to make u mad tho

[glossy radish]

what

[hollow yacht]

oh nice in that case tho NO

[jagged minnow]

Still below my shoulders

[nocturne elk]

Average for your height?

Wait sorry wrong reply

[glossy radish]

huh

[cold gazelle]

ur so rude 😄

[peak plank]

ok

[jagged minnow]

What does average for your height even means

[keen parrot]

im tall for my height and old for my age

[cold gazelle]

lets play give me ur name

[fathom reef]

e4 (down black side)

[hollow yacht]

nah I'm just jealous 😻

[nocturne elk]

I meant to reply to this

[peak plank]

PixelatedWins

[nocturne elk]

Exactly

[cold gazelle]

on the way to send match

[maiden helm]

you give the vibe of a 6’0 19 year old idk

[keen parrot]

stalker

[jagged minnow]

Frfr

[peak plank]

send unrated

[glossy radish]

LOL

[cold gazelle]

why bro?

[peak plank]

Im not playing rated vs you

[maiden helm]

pixel the type of guy to play the prins

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[cold gazelle]

why tell me the reason

[jagged minnow]

One must Imagine sisyphus being 4"10

[glossy radish]

ilyt

[maiden helm]

4 inches is wild

[glossy radish]

bros exposing everyone

[jagged minnow]

Wild wild

[shy pike]

meow

[peak plank]

Because I would rather have a casual game than a stewy one.

[cold gazelle]

k i sent unrated

[primal shore]

@shy pike ily

[hollow yacht]

omgomgomhomhomgo STOWM

[shy pike]

CRAXY

[primal shore]

It's storm light! No(r)way!!

[jagged minnow]

Go away fiend don't ever show yourself again

[hollow yacht]

:0

[maiden helm]

real 💀

[shy pike]

ok tord man

[glossy radish]

meow

[primal shore]

Meanie head

Miauuu

[bright shuttle]

I WILL CETCH YOU RACTING ON YUR BAST BEHEVIER

[glossy radish]

miaoooo

[shy pike]

mrowww

[jagged minnow]

No you poop head

[primal shore]

Mrrrrp

[glossy radish]

mrowwww

[maiden helm]

tord better and maybe i’ll respect u more

[shy pike]

mrwwwppp :3

[hollow yacht]

woof?

[primal shore]

Miaauuuu

[glossy radish]

hiss

[shy pike]

bark

[maiden helm]

y’all weird as hell

[glossy radish]

NOOO

[shy pike]

arf arf

[hollow yacht]

proceeds to bite u

[primal shore]

Mrrowww

[junior sable]

nah they were legitimately cheating

[glossy radish]

scare the turd away !!

[junior sable]

2600+ new accounts 98 caps score

[glossy radish]

meow

[shy pike]

turd man

[jagged minnow]

Finish him

[hollow yacht]

a chess server what did u expect 😭

[glossy radish]

meoww

[maiden helm]

tord comes from the word toad the character from mario kart no turd smh

[shy pike]

cat cat

[glossy radish]

anis made that? @bright prairie

[primal shore]

:3

[jagged minnow]

Yea

[glossy radish]

kekw

[shy pike]

owo

[glossy radish]

meowwww :3

[maiden helm]

goodbye chat

[primal shore]

Omg @glossy radish did u see I'm in Levy Rozmans book

[hollow yacht]

jokes on u i'm into that

[glossy radish]

farewell turd

[jagged minnow]

Proceeds to shoot

[glossy radish]

i saw !!

[maiden helm]

we pray that fnaf movies shows on saturday or sadness occur

[glossy radish]

meowww

[shy pike]

I already watched

[junior sable]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92294499939 this guy played 99.3% accuracy 40 move game

[worn ice]

Flagamura (2533) vs. PhrasalVerb (2682)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ exf6 6. c3 g6 7. Bd3 a5 8. Nf3 Bg7 9. O-O O-O 10. Bf4 Re8 11. Qd2 Na6 12. Rfe1 Rxe1+ 13. Rxe1 Be6 14. b3 Nc7 15. c4 a4 16. h3 axb3 17. axb3 Bf8 18. Qc3 Bd7 19. Ra1 Rxa1+ 20. Qxa1 Ne6 21. Be3 Bb4 22. Qa7 Bc8 23. Qa4 Bc3 24. Qa7 h5 25. Qb8 Kg7 26. Be2 Nc7 27. Bf4 Na6 28. Qa7 Nb4 29. Be3 Nc2 30. Bd3 Nxe3 31. fxe3 Qc7 32. Kf2 g5 33. Qa2 g4 34. hxg4 hxg4 35. Ng1 Qh2 36. Ne2 Bb4 37. Ng3 Bd6 38. Nf1 g3+ 39. Kf3 Qh5+ 40. Ke4 Qf5# 

[glossy radish]

i pray you get your girl

[maiden helm]

i have the full movie pirated so it doesn’t matter

[junior sable]

how is he not banned

[shy pike]

i didnt like it

[maiden helm]

we pray i have the courage to ask

[shy pike]

good job

[glossy radish]

i pray you will

[hollow yacht]

proceeds to dodge and bite u

[shy pike]

nom

[glossy radish]

guys what’s with the rp

y’all didn’t even invite me

[maiden helm]

shoots self

[primal shore]

if you don't pirate stuff wtf is wrong with you

[jagged minnow]

Nah I need to get the vaccine now

[glossy radish]

turd down

[shy pike]

NON NOM

[shy pike]

real

[hollow yacht]

u got 48h or u turning to another furry femboi 😻😻

[glossy radish]

stormy 😭

[primal shore]

ormy is ute fr

[shy pike]

NON NOM

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[glossy radish]

STORMY 😭

[primal shore]

Uh huh

[hollow yacht]

stowmy devouring everything 😭

[shy pike]

WHATT

[primal shore]

omg stowmy

[glossy radish]

STOP LMFAO

[shy pike]

grr nom nom

[fathom reef]

@hushed shuttle

[shy pike]

wha

[glossy radish]

zelk 2.0

[shy pike]

Yes that is me

[hollow yacht]

istg

[fathom reef]

WHAT

[glossy radish]

wut

meow

[shy pike]

Yea

[jagged minnow]

Weird chat hope you see ghost when closing eyes while you are talking a shower and may both sides of your pillow be warm

[winter ridge]

Wha

[glossy radish]

i don’t wanna see ghosts man 😭 i have a deadly fear of them

[jagged minnow]

Old kat

[winter ridge]

Kat?

[shy pike]

OooOooo

[hollow yacht]

blackmail

[primal shore]

Katze

[glossy radish]

[shy pike]

Spooky

[glossy radish]

y’all suck i’m leaving

[shy pike]

spooky ghost non nom nom

[primal shore]

My cat won't stop meowing at me and I'm trying to shit rn but he's outside the door being so fking loud help

[jagged minnow]

When is the Halloween?

[hollow yacht]

the ghost emoji looks delusional 😞😞😭

[primal shore]

Tomorrow

[glossy radish]

oct 31st

[jagged minnow]

Ghost undah ya bed will eat you at 3 am

[glossy radish]

you look delusional

[glossy radish]

:(

[primal shore]

No he doesn't like the bathroom

[hollow yacht]

no i'm just schizo

[primal shore]

I can't rn tho

[glossy radish]

meow

[jagged minnow]

Hope your gf is real but you think she is imaginary and break up

[primal shore]

miau

[grim edge]

Uh.. hello guys.

[hollow yacht]

i might fall for that 😞

[glossy radish]

a moment of silence

[primal shore]

Omg guys?? Where??? Men!??!?!

[grim edge]

What did I..?

[glossy radish]

turn back before it’s too late

[grim edge]

WHAT HAPPENED??

[glossy radish]

GO NOW

[hollow yacht]

heyy we talking about schizophrenia

[glossy radish]

what’s that

[grim edge]

I LITERALLY..

[glossy radish]

meow

[hollow yacht]

delusional but worse

[grim edge]

I JUST CAME BACK FROM SCHOOL!!

[glossy radish]

so basically you

[jagged minnow]

I had my fair share of them now it's your turn pookie bear

[hollow yacht]

UR SMART

for a short person

[glossy radish]

YES THANK TOY THENKT YO

[primal shore]

I'll vomit

[glossy radish]

goddamn it crax. you belong on my blocked list

adios

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[jagged minnow]

[glossy radish]

ilyt

[primal shore]

Please don't sell my vomit as gamer girl vomit

[grim edge]

What?

[primal shore]

I already patented that so you'll be hearing from my lawyers if you do

[grim edge]

This is about to make me swear.

[hollow yacht]

adios was nice knowing u V' i don't see see short ppl that often
you get? cuz they smol.... i'll stop

[primal shore]

Ah shit mb

[nocturne elk]

Wouldn’t it Mcfrickin expire en route to the buyer?

[cold gazelle]

yo how are you guys

[primal shore]

Sigh

[grim edge]

What..?

[hollow yacht]

why r u sooo confused 😭

[cold gazelle]

what happened to the oscar guy that beat a 2k as 700 he was obviously cheating

[primal shore]

It's already vomit

[grim edge]

I didn't know what's going on..

[jagged minnow]

Gasps how did you know about my million dollar business deal

[grim edge]

STOP

[glossy radish]

[nocturne elk]

Does vomit get less gross or more gross when it expires? 🤔

[glossy radish]

you’re worse than disguised

[grim edge]

can you stop talking about vomit

[hollow yacht]

long story short weird ppl being weird

[primal shore]

It doesn't expire because its not good in the first place, with age it can be susceptible to mold and whatnot

[glossy radish]

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[honest blaze]

Hello guys

[nocturne elk]

How do u know 💀

[glossy radish]

hi

[jagged minnow]

Hey

[honest blaze]

How are you

[grim edge]

Hi

[jagged minnow]

Good

[glossy radish]

tired

[honest blaze]

@jagged minnow how are you @grim edge

[primal shore]

My frens paw with 7 claws

[peak plank]

gg

[grim edge]

I'm not fine.

[glossy radish]

cute kitty !!

[fathom reef]

to be honestly honest

[honest blaze]

Why

[nocturne elk]

Does poison get more poisonous or less poisonous when it “expires”?

[hollow yacht]

looks like my lil sister's drawings

[grim edge]

I just looked at discord and people are being weird

[glossy radish]

does it “expire”

[honest blaze]

@jagged minnow Chess, a game of strategy and grace,
On the board, kings find their place,
Pawns and knights in calculated race,
In this black-and-white world, they embrace.

[jagged minnow]

Cute added to will kidnap list.

[primal shore]

Well with age some poison stops being effective

[nocturne elk]

Idk 💀

[jagged minnow]

Chat gpt?

[glossy radish]

shut ur ass up man

that’s not nice

[nocturne elk]

Ah shid.. I mean cool!

[honest blaze]

? What

[hollow yacht]

the gov won't let u live soo long 😔

[glossy radish]

(nug don’t take that seriously i completely love u)

[primal shore]

Actually now that I think about it, you can't extract and concentrate posion, that's not a thing, you mean venom!

[jagged minnow]

Where did you find the poem?

[keen parrot]

less

[grim edge]

What kind of dante's inferno did I just crawl into

[jagged minnow]

[glossy radish]

not you shut up

[honest blaze]

I have written these poems around 6 months ago

[keen parrot]

[glossy radish]

nice poems

[grim edge]

?

[jagged minnow]

That's actually pretty good

[hollow yacht]

wdym we're discussing basic topics poison, femboys, vomit and short ppl

[fathom reef]

well based off napoleon's failed suicide attempt, the poison actually gets less poisonous since napoleon drank expired poison and all he got was a really bad stomachache.

[jagged minnow]

He posted only one tho

[grim edge]

I like all of the topics except for vomit.

[grim edge]

Wanna play a game?

[nocturne elk]

[glossy radish]

DUDE I HAD A CAPRISUN THAT EXPIRED 2009

[grim edge]

No thanks.

Why?

[exotic wedge]

Hey-?

[fathom reef]

together we are fnaf

[keen parrot]

caprisun older than half the server

[grim edge]

My elo is a lie

[grim edge]

Busy.

bro 😭😭

[honest blaze]

Thanks

[tired falcon]

what are those non-foldable chess boards called, just a solid board

[grim edge]

Chess

[hollow yacht]

what in the 👉👈 was that 😭

[honest blaze]

Thanks

[jagged minnow]

Who are you cutie patootie?

👍

[primal shore]

....a real chess board

[exotic wedge]

i need like a mere 2 thousand elo for becoming a gm

[grim edge]

Lucy chess

[viscid jacinth]

Dawg i got warned because of a random server

[fathom reef]

a wooden square

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[tired falcon]

yeah but most of those online are foldable ones

[glossy radish]

i did.. it tasted weird so i stopped

[grim edge]

Why did I join the internet

[glossy radish]

i didn’t know it was from 2009

[jagged minnow]

Is that gats

[hollow yacht]

make me

[tired falcon]

damn everyone here thinks they're funny lol

[primal shore]

you aren't getting a full board if you don't wanna spend more then 10 euro mate

[exotic wedge]

what does that mean 💀

[fathom reef]

to be honestly honest, the bite of 87

[grim edge]

WHY DID I JOIN THE INTERNET

any filipinos here?

[jagged minnow]

I do

[glossy radish]

someone gave it to me 💀

[tired falcon]

i have 100$ to spare mate

[hollow yacht]

says dababy

[primal shore]

Then you're blind

[keen parrot]

imagine being filipino, must feel like losing the lottery a million times

[glossy radish]

isn’t that you

[primal shore]

It ain't hard to find a real chess set online

[grim edge]

@worn ice shut up

[cold gazelle]

yo anyone wanna play?

[jagged minnow]

There are some on Amazon for $5

[glossy radish]

YOU CANT SAY THAT TO ALBERT BRO

[keen parrot]

im not filipino

[grim edge]

tanginamo HAJAJAJAHAHHAHAHA

[tired falcon]

ur 3 digit elo dont talk

[grim edge]

Yo losers play me in chess

[grim edge]

I have no one else to take out my anger on.

[primal shore]

Not real boards, those are all foldable

[honest blaze]

In the moon's gentle glow, beneath the stars,
I offer you my heart, a love that's ours.
With every beat, it whispers your name,
Will you be the one in my life's sweet flame?

In your eyes, I find a world so bright,
Would you be the one to share my night?
With a ring, a question, and words so true,
Will you say "yes" and forever be my boo?
@grim edge 😉
Just kidding

[glossy radish]

NOT ALBERT MAN

[keen parrot]

im happy that i dont know what that means

[grim edge]

the filipino slander 😭😭 what did we do

[exotic wedge]

Foldable are better

[keen parrot]

shes like 14 bro

[cold gazelle]

guys do u wanna play?

[grim edge]

Uh... No.

[jagged minnow]

Atleast you can play on them

[fleet stag]

Can someone help me with math

[tired falcon]

te pwede manguyab

[hollow yacht]

so what still ain't dababy

[exotic wedge]

no sir

[primal shore]

every foldable board I've ever had broke in half after being taken out of their box more then 10 times

[tired falcon]

3 digit elo blablabla

[jagged minnow]

fortunately no

[honest blaze]

I am just kidding read full lmou

[keen parrot]

its just a skill issue that all their women are taken by western men

they need to cope in some way

[glossy radish]

hickey

[primal shore]

It's extremely hard to damage a real board and I can tear the foldable ones

[fathom reef]

kkk

[fleet stag]

IS ANYONE HERE GOOD AT MATH???

[drowsy crest]

no

[exotic wedge]

💀💀💀 bro you just bought a random 5 bucks board off temu

[jagged minnow]

I had one it was quite sturdy I don't remember where did it go

[glossy radish]

no

[grim edge]

tangina mo is like f you basically

[cold gazelle]

just google it mf why ur chasing

[grim edge]

It's extremely hard to hold in my anger right now.

[primal shore]

They fold and those mfs break

[drowsy crest]

then let it out

[glossy radish]

@worn ice sigh

[fleet stag]

Cuz it's not on google

[tired falcon]

link me to a solid board on amazon, bet 5$ u cant find one

[hollow yacht]

breathe in breathe out

[cold gazelle]

tell me the qs

[jagged minnow]

Cry

[grim edge]

@worn ice SHUT UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT UP

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-gif-21499147

[tired falcon]

foldable boards are for amateurs, solid boards are for professionals

[grim edge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP @worn ice

[glossy radish]

i think i’m gonna leave now

[keen parrot]

bye

[primal shore]

Amazon varies by country so I don't think that'd work

[glossy radish]

pasta al vista children

[tired falcon]

just find me one from ur country

[grim edge]

Ok I have taken out my anger on Albert

[exotic wedge]

Anyone got money?

[primal shore]

okay then easy

[tired falcon]

mf has their 3 digit elo on their nickname lmao

[glossy radish]

now be nice to him

[fathom reef]

professionals*

[grim edge]

No.

[glossy radish]

..why :((

[tired falcon]

cant spell professional lmao

[fleet stag]

All the page numbers from a book are added, beginning at page 1. However, one page number was added twice by mistake. The sum obtained was 1000. Which page number was added twice?

[jagged minnow]

Me when I become the best chess player of the universe

[fleet stag]

All the page numbers from a book are added, beginning at page 1. However, one page number was added twice by mistake. The sum obtained was 1000. Which page number was added twice?

[grim edge]

What the HELL????

[jagged minnow]

No

[fleet stag]

I KNOW

[wise portal]

AHAHDHDHAJSHDHFNBSBAHSHDHXBAHJAHAHDBXJJAHAHAHXBHSHAHAHSBDHDHHZHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAHSHDHDHHSANHAHSHDHAHAHSHSHAHAH

i love you

[hollow yacht]

why do u have that saved or ur device 😭

[grim edge]

THAT'S SOME REAL MATH RIGHT THERE

[tired falcon]

1

[grim edge]

I love you too

[exotic wedge]

🥰

[keen parrot]

this would be real relatable if women were real

[fleet stag]

The...?

[exotic wedge]

💀

[mystic stream]

👍

[grim edge]

Kissahomie

[glossy radish]

ten

[wise portal]

lets get married right away. on the brocade.

[fleet stag]

Damn 💀

[wise portal]

with socks on tho cause i aint no homosexual

[manic acorn]

Milimeter

[exotic wedge]

no

[exotic wedge]

Isnt it 1010?

[fathom reef]

real

[glossy radish]

i just gave a random number

[grim edge]

Are you a woman?

[wise portal]

why not.

[fleet stag]

How is it 10 tho

[exotic wedge]

That was mine too 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Uh..

[primal shore]

@tired falcon StonKraft - 12" x 12" - Wooden Chess Board Game Set with Drawer + Magnetic Wooden Chess Pieces https://a.co/d/6TJ9QIK

[jagged minnow]

Time to get to 2500

[wise portal]

no

[keen parrot]

yea prob

[grim edge]

Oh sorry

[hollow yacht]

relationship goals fr

[honest drift]

Just beat a 2361!!!!!!!

[glossy radish]

was ten the answer

[grim edge]

I only marry woman

[keen parrot]

ong

[mystic stream]

200

[tired falcon]

with drawer doesnt count

[fleet stag]

U giving Olympiad?

[honest drift]

As a 2190

[wise portal]

thats greatly homosexual tbh

[keen parrot]

too bad woman wont marry you 😔

[fathom reef]

"yo mista white, lets cook some mathematics yo"
"jesse shut the hell up im about to reach 1000 chess elo"

[honest drift]

Lovely win

[glossy radish]

huh?

[fleet stag]

I see

[grim edge]

I am a man

[exotic wedge]

bro im tired of playing chess

[grim edge]

or boy

[primal shore]

Amazon just uses key words and shoves results down your throat, I've never used it before 💀

[hollow yacht]

🧢

[grim edge]

shut up

[primal shore]

Just don't look on amazon

[wise portal]

HAHSDHHDHAHAHDBABAHSBABANABDBHABAHSHDHAH

[grim edge]

Jesse, Jesse we need to find the 30k Michigan votes.

[glossy radish]

shit i’m late for school bye kiddos

[mystic stream]

[wise portal]

can you do 60 pull ups for me pls

[grim edge]

Why?

[bright prairie]

Yep

[wise portal]

GAYYY imagine having school at 4 pm

[keen parrot]

i bullied the filipino dude away from the chat 😔

[tired falcon]

have u seen those boards at cafes , all solid wood, not foldable

[exotic wedge]

@grim edge you "just joined" donkey ahh cant even attract a fricking hippo

[keen parrot]

was just friendly banter man

[grim edge]

huh

[tired falcon]

i cant find those

[jagged minnow]

In a fist fight ? I am confident

[wise portal]

dont you want to become brothers?

[viscid jacinth]

GAYYY imagine not knowing about timezones

[keen parrot]

wait nvm im blind you are still here

[wise portal]

i have a sister

[hollow yacht]

proof

[grim edge]

me too

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[tired falcon]

ate 1v1 chess ano?

[exotic wedge]

DAMN SO HELPFUL

[grim edge]

she's so annoying

[glossy radish]

y’all stop pinging me

[keen parrot]

yeah, time to show some love

[wise portal]

the homosexuality in me arises whenever i see you around my beautiful centipede

[keen parrot]

@glossy radish

[viscid jacinth]

No way its uh canada

[jagged minnow]

@glossy radish

[grim edge]

omg yes

[glossy radish]

god wtf

[grim edge]

I practically never swear and no one will make me.

[glossy radish]

lucy ily

[tired falcon]

add mo main ko elielielielielieli

[hollow yacht]

@glossy radish reverse psychology

[grim edge]

im a girl

[wise portal]

she is 10 is she good enough for sale yet?

[primal shore]

Dude that's just a regular board, amazon is a corporation, they show the cheapest stuff first not the quality stuff, don't buy from them and you'll find all your other options are real sets

[glossy radish]

pls ping me

[grim edge]

The dream girl for any boy

[jagged minnow]

@glossy radish ihy

[glossy radish]

yayyyy

[keen parrot]

propose to her already

[grim edge]

I'm literally 14...

[glossy radish]

mission accomplished!

[keen parrot]

also my dream girl swears on occasion

[fathom reef]

you called?

[tired falcon]

cheapest stuff? i get 100$ fantasy-themed chess boards all the time honey

[grim edge]

I wasn't talking about me

[jagged minnow]

I hate yawning

[wise portal]

TURKEY MENTIONED🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺WTF IS 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[exotic wedge]

Oh hell nah 😭

[keen parrot]

AUUUUUU

[grim edge]

i cant add ppl for some reason, u try adding me, ypwtnwcc

I said for any boy not me

[grim edge]

You definitely weren't talking about yourself.

[hollow yacht]

my dream girl is 700 in chess so i can compete w her

[wise portal]

real do you want her?

[viscid jacinth]

Random photo go

[glossy radish]

america does NOT look like that bro

[tired falcon]

sige

[jagged minnow]

You went to past to eat that again.

[hollow yacht]

those looks like snails

[grim edge]

I'm.. 700 in chess?

[primal shore]

That's probably on your feed, I only get foldable chess sets under 50 euro when I search chess sets

[viscid jacinth]

Is it really a girl

[keen parrot]

mine is 700 too

[grim edge]

Not 🧢

[exotic wedge]

Im not lesbo 🙏😭

[jagged minnow]

Eat za snails

[viscid jacinth]

time travelling truly is very cool

[keen parrot]

i would show you but nah

[hollow yacht]

hide yo girl or ima steal her 😻

[wise portal]

are those for me ?? 👉👈😖

[viscid jacinth]

I can eat the same thing over and over again

[keen parrot]

privacy > proving ran rhy that she is indeed female

[viscid jacinth]

I would rather not see it too

[hollow yacht]

welll in that caseeeee

[tired falcon]

@grim edge kyut ng rating mo

[hollow yacht]

bet

[jagged minnow]

Delusional rizz

[grim edge]

No, I'm not your dream girl.

[keen parrot]

steal her and i will steal your balls

[wise portal]

are you really ironman?!?!

[viscid jacinth]

I dont like seeing a guy disguised as female

[hollow yacht]

sounds hella kinky

[grim edge]

... that's only my smurf

[tired falcon]

then amazon is aware that you're poor, im sorry

[jagged minnow]

Quadruple testosterone production

[grim edge]

If you keep talking about this I will cut off your balls.

[tired falcon]

ano rating ng main mo

[primal shore]

I'm not though

[hollow yacht]

dang had high hopes

[viscid jacinth]

transvesta what

[keen parrot]

you would like to see her wouldnt you

desperate mf

[wise portal]

AUGHHHHHH TURKISH COFFE IS THE ONLY COFFEE🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[primal shore]

That's just the way amazon works when you haven't bought anything from it

[tired falcon]

gift me 1 year nitro for proof

[jagged minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-22045792

[grim edge]

Let's play chess

[wise portal]

me when i see you

[viscid jacinth]

Thats so cool

[primal shore]

I ain't spending money on discord premium 💀

[primal shore]

cant

[honest blaze]

Me too

[grim edge]

2130 smtg ata?

[tired falcon]

definitely poor 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Spend it on brain surgery

[radiant panther]

hi

[tired falcon]

sige nga, add moko

[honest blaze]

@radiant panther Hi

[hollow yacht]

get rid of him and increase global oxygen levels drastically

[fathom reef]

based, instead use a third party software to insult discord 👍

[viscid jacinth]

Sige nga what

[primal shore]

I like spending my money on things like food and rent 🤯

[grim edge]

I am about to swear because of this CHAT.

[hollow yacht]

do it

[honest blaze]

For what

[jagged minnow]

Do it Do it Do it

[primal shore]

The hell did we do

[viscid jacinth]

who are you

[radiant panther]

@honest blaze where are you from man

[tired falcon]

like a regular person 🤯

[honest blaze]

Germany

[grim edge]

Well 2 people asked me to do it so..

[wise portal]

whyyy he is so cute he can graze your head and gallow it all up

[radiant panther]

@honest blaze messge me personal man

[tired falcon]

bro has his 3 digit elo on his nickname LMAOOO

[keen parrot]

chat is about averagely brain-damaged today, but its the fun kind

[honest blaze]

Ok but why

[viscid jacinth]

Say the K word

[hollow yacht]

.....

[fathom reef]

i don't see you using nitro 💀

[primal shore]

Yea a regular person don't buy a premium subscription to like...anything

[grim edge]

No I am definitely not going to swear.

[tired falcon]

takes one to know one

[honest blaze]

@radiant panther Done ✅

[keen parrot]

you are literally filipino dont talk 💀

[fathom reef]

i am looking at your profile rn

[grim edge]

What is your age?

[grim edge]

WHAT DID WE DO

[keen parrot]

haha my girlfriend is filipino so im just joking around

[grim edge]

Are you trans?

[honest blaze]

My age is between 16 and 20

[keen parrot]

love you guys

[jagged minnow]

@fathom reef why are you a furry are you short ?

[fathom reef]

you did 😡

[grim edge]

It's definitely 16.

[jagged minnow]

17.5

[fathom reef]

no im not short, i was 6'6 when i was a sperm cell

[grim edge]

WAIT....

[fathom reef]

currently sitting at 17'3 🔥

[viscid jacinth]

or is she (they)

[keen parrot]

i was 5'8 when i was 5'6

[wise portal]

GERMANY MENTIONED🥶🥶🥶 guten tag guten tag halloo wie gehts guten tag guten tag hallooo wie gehts danke prima gut, danke prima gut, danke prima gut, tschüß auf wiedersehen

[grim edge]

where she from

[keen parrot]

hm not saying

[grim edge]

Hallo, sterben.

[jagged minnow]

You your father ***** must be gigantic

[keen parrot]

yes she is, cope harder

[grim edge]

wha

[viscid jacinth]

Danke primaa

[gleaming flume]

👋

[grim edge]

Noodles

[grim edge]

Yes

[fathom reef]

nah he's like 2'3

[grim edge]

Ich bin dar

[viscid jacinth]

they must be filipino

[keen parrot]

she*

[grim edge]

@grim edge I am 19

[fathom reef]

my mom's the one's who is huge

[jagged minnow]

Where did you live in his body

[wise portal]

ich bin eine Bus

[viscid jacinth]

I thought they them was for everyone huh

[grim edge]

Ok but why did you have to tell me

Noice

[fathom reef]

his lungs

[keen parrot]

well you know she is female though, no need to use they/them

[wise portal]

i am noodles singular noodle

[grim edge]

Idk I just felt like telling

[keen parrot]

yummy snack

[wise portal]

me and you when??

[viscid jacinth]

Cant take a risk

[hollow yacht]

stay the f away

[fathom reef]

yes

[rapid willow]

These knights

[ember marlin]

🗿

[hollow yacht]

us when it's cozy and ummm

[viscid jacinth]

I always think of cat as she

Like no mattah what

[wise portal]

:3333

[jagged minnow]

You swallow 🤨

[hollow yacht]

UWU

[keen parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hPYvcYN7aL8?si=fixNLhRUpTy4DGdb

[grim edge]

How many times is this going to happen..

[jagged minnow]

Stay away

[viscid jacinth]

Even if like he tells me that he identify as a pink Charizard i cant do anything but think of cats as she

[tired falcon]

bro is a edater 💀💀

[normal hatch]

Deez nuts be jumping around he board

[wise portal]

:3<

[hollow yacht]

ewww who tf watches YT shorts

[keen parrot]

that is right my child, feel the hate flow through you

[viscid jacinth]

Me

[jagged minnow]

Cats are bad

Kat is gud

[tired falcon]

💀💀

[honest blaze]

Mee

[hollow yacht]

god have mercy on ur soul

[keen parrot]

you are forgiven my child

[wise portal]

mee i do i love them i am a lover and a hater i am braindead and a heater i love the weather when it floods

[tired falcon]

edaters are for socially inept mfs

[keen parrot]

okay?

[honest blaze]

Ya

[grim edge]

Through my neurons I can feel the urge to swear.

[viscid jacinth]

Atleast i aint one trying to show my face but hiding half of my face with my mask because I look cool in it

[honest blaze]

So

[tired falcon]

you are most likely severely autistic if not mildly

[wise portal]

why WHY DID YOU DELETE THE ELECTRONS MESSAGE

[hollow yacht]

those some song lyrics or u having a mental breakdown 😭

[jagged minnow]

[keen parrot]

i really dont care about what some 14 year old has to say bro 😭

[honest blaze]

Idc

[wise portal]

i had a physics pun ready im crying

[keen parrot]

edating is good if it leads to meeting up irl

[tired falcon]

im 14 and already dating irl how u gon date online 💀💀

[grim edge]

true

[wise portal]

im having a mental breakdown

[honest blaze]

I have physics test Tommorow

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/sink-deep-emotional-door-open-gif-24011307

[wise portal]

brother is the real goat

[viscid jacinth]

Dont you think the last time you tried e dating it went pretty bad

[grim edge]

i cannot edate for shit ew

[slate owl]

if i dont believe that it happened and everyone in it dont believe it happened it never happened, and we're halfway there

[hollow yacht]

that's just my hoodie it ain't no mask 😭😭

[grim edge]

What is this

[honest blaze]

Nice

[wise portal]

cute what is it on about? electromagnetism?

[keen parrot]

? i literally dont know what you are talking abt this time

[tired falcon]

edaters are all mentally ill 💀💀💀

[viscid jacinth]

Damn i am sorry for your loss

[jade osprey]

how is this brilliant

[keen parrot]

i only did it once and its working pretty well so far

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[grim edge]

does anyone here have ig

[tired falcon]

until...

[keen parrot]

yes, your ass aint getting it though

[hollow yacht]

big loss no mask 😔

[wise portal]

whats ig

[karmic salmon]

Hello , can any higher rated player rate my progress ? I started playing in march this year

[grim edge]

insta

[jagged minnow]

You decide date online cuz you only meet crackheads irl but then you discover those crackheads were like babies in front of the women you have been chatting to for past 9 months

[wise portal]

ahh

[keen parrot]

3 months and going strong,

[viscid jacinth]

Ohhhhh you are edating your filipino women (or someone else)

[gleaming flume]

[keen parrot]

did you think i broke up with her? 😭

[viscid jacinth]

No i thought you were dating irl

[hollow yacht]

tbh e dating ain't that bad if u planning to actually meet em

[viscid jacinth]

Damn you really gonna take a 50/50

[jagged minnow]

No so many new faces my introvert traits might start kicking in

[tired falcon]

bro is incapable of dating irl

[keen parrot]

we are together irl too, just far apart for now

[keen parrot]

ye pretty much

[honest blaze]

?

[viscid jacinth]

Did you met before or is that some cringy ass quote

[wise portal]

dont be scared.

i will protect you

[jagged minnow]

You seem harmless

[crimson meadow]

Real

[honest blaze]

Who

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tired falcon]

rat

[wise portal]

thanks :33

[viscid jacinth]

I am afraid we dont do shipping to spain

[crimson meadow]

No way you pinged mods for that

[wise portal]

who asked me?

[crimson meadow]

No wayyy

[tired falcon]

mf is a SNITCH

[hollow yacht]

y'all snitching like dat damn

[grim edge]

lmfaooo

[crimson meadow]

That's so light-hearted 💀

[tired falcon]

HES A SNAKE

[jagged minnow]

Be harmful

[keen parrot]

yeah i did ping mods for that

[viscid jacinth]

I mean tbh you really are attacking him for e dating

[grim edge]

Wait what was the original message?

[wise portal]

why not

[keen parrot]

[tired falcon]

BRO CANT TAKE A JOKE LOL

[grim edge]

bro leave tilt alone jesus

let him edate his egf

[crimson meadow]

Gahdamn easily tilted vimun

[wise portal]

only for you :>3

[honest blaze]

Nice profile picture where did you get it from

[keen parrot]

he said that my gf was spreading her legs open for someone else

[grim edge]

??????????????????????????

[grim edge]

that's a nice compliment

What's the formula to find the win/draw/loss for each rating?
Eg: 1700 vs 1700 would be +8 +0 -8. How would I calculate something like 1567 vs 1698

[grim edge]

yo??

[honest blaze]

Z😥

[normal hatch]

Weird individual

[hollow yacht]

can't tell if ur being sarcastic or not 😭

[jagged minnow]

Alr you starting to act weird stay a quarter mile away from me from now on

[viscid jacinth]

damn i trust that they will do nothing like that

[honest blaze]

Thanks

[keen parrot]

yeah she isnt, just very inappropriate to say

[viscid jacinth]

Electronic Girlfriend wtf?

[wise portal]

😦

[jagged minnow]

Gyatt

[grim edge]

I want to talk with the support about my account

[hollow yacht]

he said WHAT 💀

[keen parrot]

now that would be pathetic

[honest blaze]

She is opening for me

[jagged minnow]

😔

[grim edge]

You're 16.

[viscid jacinth]

I mean you really need to have some proof man

[keen parrot]

man i am not going to show her face to others

[viscid jacinth]

Like what if it turned out to be a 40 year old guy with a long beard

[grim edge]

Rumours are terrible and cruel

[wise portal]

das ist sehr homosexual

[viscid jacinth]

No like to yourself

[crimson meadow]

That Esex us crazy

[honest blaze]

My age is between 16 and 20 you can guess but it's not 16

[keen parrot]

hm?

[viscid jacinth]

You need proof that she is actually female

[grim edge]

You said BETWEEN.

[honest blaze]

Then it's not me I am straight

[viscid jacinth]

Dont tell it to us see it yourself

[keen parrot]

esex is cringe af, we dont do that

[hollow yacht]

why tf u asking him to send his gf pics???

[bright prairie]

I love women

[grim edge]

Last thing i thought I’d see in a chess chat

[keen parrot]

?? i know what she looks like

[viscid jacinth]

read it 10 times again

[crimson meadow]

I know I know I'm joking

[grim edge]

Can someone help me?

[honest blaze]

It can be 16 17 18. 19 20

[jagged minnow]

Who doesn't

[limber lantern]

das ist Deutsch

[tired falcon]

chess nerds talking about relationships lmao

[grim edge]

He needs proof are you slow or what

[honest blaze]

No

[jagged minnow]

🤓

[wise portal]

wolf in sheeps clothing

[honest blaze]

17

[bright prairie]

Chess players talking about something not related to chess

[hollow yacht]

i know! why would he care that's my point

[viscid jacinth]

I mean he really could be just sending someone else's photos, just do a video call with her ig to verify

[grim edge]

Israel adesanya is a good fighter

[wise portal]

du sagst nicht 😨

[bright prairie]

Who's /what's that

@grim edge

[honest blaze]

I support Palestine

[normal hatch]

UFC fighter

[viscid jacinth]

That was clearly not your point

[tired falcon]

you are the only person in here with a brain, i applaud you for that

[normal hatch]

He lost

[viscid jacinth]

Thanks man having a brain sucks

[slate owl]

[keen parrot]

i have verified that she is indeed a real woman

[jagged minnow]

Everyone has a brain nobody wants to use it

[slate owl]

i sometimes i was a cat

[bright prairie]

Thanks johan

[wise portal]

us when?

[grim edge]

whats happening

[keen parrot]

i did that way back lmao

[limber lantern]

Ja, aber ich habe Deutsch gesehen

[grim edge]

No

[slate owl]

im losing my words now uh oh

[hollow yacht]

damn projecting insecurities is crazy lmao

[normal hatch]

Yup

[keen parrot]

you dont need to worry abt me getting catfished man

[slate owl]

i sometimes wish i was a cat like the life of meow

[keen parrot]

im not as stupid as i act

[viscid jacinth]

what

[jagged minnow]

I will transport you to china

[hollow yacht]

EXACTLY

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

Leon did. TO ME.

[keen parrot]

we have legit been dating for 3 months and she never asked for anything 💀

[honest blaze]

Xd

[tired falcon]

the only people defending edating are edaters themselves lmao, nothing wrong here

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[slate owl]

guess what I AM

[wise portal]

Nein. Du sehst kein Deutsch.

[honest blaze]

What

[grim edge]

Tily

[keen parrot]

you are.. hungry?

[hollow yacht]

talking about my pfp while hiding ur face? asking ppl for prof of their gf ion man

[grim edge]

Stop acting like you don't remember.

[slate owl]

that too

[normal hatch]

A banana Sándwich

[honest blaze]

What

[keen parrot]

he legit isnt hiding his face, he sent it before

[grim edge]

What's her ig lemme investigate for you

[tired falcon]

damn lost kitten by metric is goated

[grim edge]

You know what? I'll let it slide. Fine.

[keen parrot]

first of all, you are one depraved gentleman
second of all, she has nothing public on her ig that shows her face or anything

[hollow yacht]

my gf's fav song?

[keen parrot]

its all in dms bbg ;)

[tired falcon]

drop the playlist

[grim edge]

Times were simpler when edating wasnt awful

[honest blaze]

I am really confused or I forgot

[viscid jacinth]

1. It was a joke dont be a baby
2. I am not asking for his gf photos, read the whole conversation again and then argue with me.

[grim edge]

You forgot.

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[keen parrot]

hello bast

[jagged minnow]

Have you seen her face multiple times?

[grim edge]

Is your girlfriend single?

[tired falcon]

@hollow yacht ur gf got good music taste

[grim edge]

Hi french.

[keen parrot]

did you check my ping?

[tired falcon]

LMAOO

[honest blaze]

Can you tell what are you talking about

[keen parrot]

yes

[grim edge]

Ehmmm

[keen parrot]

only for me

[grim edge]

Figure out for yourself.

[jagged minnow]

Good then

[grim edge]

No

[hollow yacht]

thx for validation ig

[keen parrot]

thank you for looking out for me ig

[grim edge]

😂😂😂

[slate owl]

haiii

[tired falcon]

drop her playlist

[viscid jacinth]

Good morning lads

[grim edge]

Yo welcome tilt

[wise portal]

könnte sein ja. könnte sein nein.

[jagged minnow]

My girlfriend Is single and her skin colour is air

[honest blaze]

I really did nothing to you

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[keen parrot]

i need to leave soon, 2nd OTB starts in 15 mins

[grim edge]

Good night.

[upbeat viper]

hf

[grim edge]

Nice typo

[grim edge]

Good luck keep mein in on how you do

[keen parrot]

ty, hopefully i can play some good chess

[slate owl]

for dinner i had some chicken

[upbeat viper]

hopefully

[honest blaze]

@grim edge what's your age

[slate owl]

and i played flower boy as i ate

[grim edge]

I am not care?

[keen parrot]

also did you check my ping from a few mins ago?

[hollow yacht]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6R0iU90JY7zlYtsamVNrdt?si=AymEE-KKR8CqxxUhuMDS5g
this one's public but sure

[tired falcon]

protein

[grim edge]

You really don't know? Darn.

[upbeat viper]

oki

[grim edge]

You act 12

[honest blaze]

Can you tell

[limber lantern]

My "What? Is it Dutch?" got deleted so guess I'm using english now

[viscid jacinth]

Oui Oui Baguette

[grim edge]

14..

[proven sapphire]

jesus get off this app please 🙏

[honest blaze]

Gud

[wise portal]

A TOUT LE MONDE A TOUT MES AMIS JE VOUS AIME JE DOIS PARTIR

[jagged minnow]

Sorry dude but your English is very broken can't make sentences out of them

[wise portal]

crying

[grim edge]

Well I haven't sweared once so this chat is fine for now

[honest blaze]

My exact age is in your DM

[viscid jacinth]

why do you care

[grim edge]

I was translating someone’s bad french

[wise portal]

was i doing well as a deutsch speaker?

[grim edge]

When did you DM me

Lol

[limber lantern]

Yeah

[honest blaze]

Check

[jagged minnow]

Oh alr

[grim edge]

I see.

[proven sapphire]

🗣️🗣️🗣️