💬〡general-off-topic

[drowsy lodge]

167/238

[nocturne elk]

Oh that’s not that many actually

Not bad at all

[opaque violet]

for some reason i'm better at chess although i just came back after a few months

[drowsy lodge]

well idk

[drowsy lodge]

a break is good

[nocturne elk]

Sometiems it do b like thus

[nocturne elk]

Do u play a lot of rapid?

[thorny bough]

hoi

rapid is nice and chill

[drowsy lodge]

No

[nocturne elk]

oh

[drowsy lodge]

I play it when im tired

and i keep losing

[nocturne elk]

That might explain your performance though

[grim edge]

he is still playing 💀

[drowsy lodge]

so i should play when im not tired

[nocturne elk]

It’s much better to play fresh

[thorny bough]

yes

[drowsy lodge]

Dude i still lose to 700s cos i dont calulate lmfao

[nocturne elk]

Yup i notice a huge difference because when im tired i get lazy to calculate due to the headache and increased perceived exertion and hence lose significantly more

And then get annoyed and it is a vicious cycle

[grim edge]

? is this your first smothered mate?

wd

[thorny bough]

hoi

[sharp sundial]

YES ACTUALLY

[grim edge]

Ciao, Chao

:3

[sharp sundial]

E

[grim edge]

nice

[drowsy lodge]

I tilt when im tired

[thorny bough]

damn

[nocturne elk]

Yeah that is very normal

[drowsy lodge]

but when i get home from school i win like 6 games in a row

[grim edge]

i dont play when im tired 🗿

[thorny bough]

thats cool

[drowsy lodge]

lol

[thorny bough]

lol

[nocturne elk]

But the hard thing is to stop when on a winning streak

Cause i want more brain chemicals lol

[thorny bough]

lol

[grim edge]

smol knight

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[drowsy lodge]

biltz is sooooo easy i was stuck at 500 blitz for ages untill i focused more on puzzles

[slate owl]

are we actually thankful of something or taught to be thankful

[flat kraken]

wait people at 500 blitz exist?

[thorny bough]

yes

[flat kraken]

unbelievable 🤨

[nocturne elk]

Tbh I play badly if it is not rapid lol

[grim edge]

how do some people think that 15|10 is too much time?

[flat kraken]

because you can't comprehend the infinite fun and joy of 3+0

[slate owl]

fr

[thorny bough]

idk

[drowsy lodge]

wanna 1v1?

[nocturne elk]

Sure what tc ?

[flat kraken]

30 seconds

[drowsy lodge]

blitz 3/5 or smthing

[grim edge]

i dont find anything below 10 minutes fun, but it makes more sense to play 15|10 to improve otb classical somewhat. it helps with deep thinking

[nocturne elk]

5+5 okay?

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[drowsy lodge]

yeah sure

unrated

[nocturne elk]

Okay

What’s yo username

[flat kraken]

what y'all username i wanna watch

[drowsy lodge]

oMrbean

[grim edge]

i just dont find fast time controls fun, and its not good for your chess

[drowsy lodge]

lmfao 2100

can't wait to get lectured

WELL ACTUALLY could have sacked your rook for this this and this

[nocturne elk]

Sent

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

[flat kraken]

these bozos for real playing the london 💀

[grim edge]

london is trash

[thorny bough]

bruh

[grim edge]

and boring

[thorny bough]

yes

[grim edge]

like, imagine playing almost exactly the same game every time you play chess

[drowsy lodge]

thanks

[flat kraken]

free pawn fr

[thorny bough]

lol

[flat kraken]

free pawn again bruh

[thorny bough]

bruh

[drowsy lodge]

wat

[flat kraken]

what even is that bruh 💀 this some trash chess i'm witnessing

[drowsy lodge]

wait thats a blunder

[fast sand]

Lol

[drowsy lodge]

shut yo arse up and enjoy it while it lasts

[thorny bough]

yes

[flat kraken]

yeah you're right

[merry gust]

I like watching beginners play because I’m one

[flat kraken]

already impressed you guys haven't hung any significant material yet

[thorny bough]

same

[drowsy lodge]

im only 500

[flat kraken]

that's a compliment 💀

[drowsy lodge]

wdym

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[fast sand]

Hey you're 2000

will you have a game with me?

[drowsy lodge]

great wall of china

[flat kraken]

sure i'm bored anyway

[thorny bough]

yes

[flat kraken]

do you always play this well 💀

[fast sand]

username

[flat kraken]

scrapf

[drowsy lodge]

no

[thorny bough]

mine is Chberrex2020

[grim edge]

how long did it take you to get to 2000?

[merry gust]

Fried chicken

[flat kraken]

two and a half years or something around that

[thorny bough]

yes

[merry gust]

How long did it take u to 1000

[grim edge]

oh nice

[drowsy lodge]

im getting checked

[flat kraken]

4 minutes

[drowsy lodge]

4 mins?

[flat kraken]

yes and i just blundered a piece on move 6 💀

[thorny bough]

bruuh

[merry gust]

Imma focus on chess bro

[grim edge]

breaking news: 2000 blunders, on move 6...

[merry gust]

I didn’t play chess for like 4 months?

[thorny bough]

bruh

[drowsy lodge]

rip

[nocturne elk]

Gg

[grim edge]

Ke7?

[drowsy lodge]

i played bad that game

[grim edge]

u high?

[thorny bough]

maybe

[grim edge]

r u the 1500 playing him?

[thorny bough]

no

[grim edge]

who is this then?

[drowsy lodge]

very

[merry gust]

what u smokin I want some

[thorny bough]

no idea

[grim edge]

pass the blunt to me as well

[uneven forge]

Hello humans

[drowsy lodge]

H13O

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tobacco-atdu-passa-te-a-bufas-quieres-wanna-smoke-here-gif-17798635

[thorny bough]

hoi

[tropic plaza]

So

[thorny bough]

so

[grim edge]

bro took f7💀 💀

[flat kraken]

just when i'm about to get scared i'll have to use my brain 💀

[merry gust]

don’t be a surgeon bro 💀

[grim edge]

cancel chatgpt

[grim edge]

Stop using your brain

[flat kraken]

that's why i ain't

[flat kraken]

get real

[grim edge]

would you rather have kidney failure or liver cancer

[thorny bough]

liver cancer

[flat kraken]

brain damage and 9th of november

[fast sand]

@flat kraken just in mid game I had some work

[merry gust]

cancel chatgpt

[fast sand]

and that totally f** my attention

[nimble niche]

"figger"

[fast sand]

Gg btw

[grim edge]

good you gotta bang your head against the wall 3x5 times for high elo

[nimble niche]

public figure

[drowsy lodge]

im sick of this shitty arse game

[grim edge]

it tried as much not to say the word

but even robots are racist

[nocturne elk]

Bruh chill 💀

[drowsy lodge]

nah its too annoying

i really wanna quit

[nocturne elk]

😔

[nocturne elk]

Hang in there man

[wintry scarab]

@nocturne elk bro will you play blitz

[grim edge]

priorities

[nocturne elk]

I can but I am a$$ at fast time ctrls 💀

[wintry scarab]

@nocturne elk 3|0

[drowsy lodge]

i played so bad though fr i lose to 700s all the time

[nocturne elk]

[wintry scarab]

[nocturne elk]

You gotta try to be calm and you will improve man, you got it 🤜🏻

[drowsy lodge]

anger issues

[nocturne elk]

5|5 ples

[nocturne elk]

Same when i was younger

[wintry scarab]

@nocturne elk will you play rapid rated than?

[drowsy lodge]

how old are you

[nocturne elk]

I am oldge 20+ 💀

[drowsy lodge]

damn

[nocturne elk]

Unrated 10 okay?

[drowsy lodge]

im only 14

[wintry scarab]

Sorry we play later

[nocturne elk]

It passes by fast bruh 💀

[drowsy lodge]

i can see that i remember being 12 yestrday

this year has gone by insanely fast

[nocturne elk]

Yeah man 5 years just flies by these days for me

[drowsy lodge]

it's quiet sad ngl

[nimble niche]

when you play enough bullet, you'll realise that all your anger issues now are nothing

[merry gust]

Bro are u my father

[honest drift]

Losing when having mate in 1

[nocturne elk]

But if it helps, just try to do more enjoyable things
As much as that seems super obvious
But not dwelling on painful events that have passed really helped me to become more chill

[drowsy lodge]

I'm im just getting out of depression

so idk if that'll be easy

[nocturne elk]

Cool man, try to look for things you enjoy and keep engaging in them to reset your mood in general

[drowsy lodge]

chess

thats what i enjoy

[nocturne elk]

You can try to find as many hobbies as you possibly can, it really gets better

Hope it goes well for u m8

[drowsy lodge]

yeah you too

is chess960 good

[maiden helm]

meh

[nocturne elk]

I like it because the castling looks funny 💀

[drowsy lodge]

might start playing it

the square castle

[nocturne elk]

Lemme show u a vid of “long castles”

[drowsy lodge]

i've played like 20 games of it against my friend and all we did was just "castle"

[nocturne elk]

The duality of long castles in 960

[drowsy lodge]

can't realy watch when I have wifi slower than north korea

[nocturne elk]

Ah shit lol

[drowsy lodge]

i only can play chess when im tired cos thats when my wifi wants to work

[nocturne elk]

Basically the king and rook move 5 squares across the board 💀

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAO

[nocturne elk]

King moves 6 rook moves 4 **

[drowsy lodge]

it finally loaded it

it looks so stupid

[nocturne elk]

Ikr

[drowsy lodge]

do you think i can get 1000 rapid before December

[nocturne elk]

Well I would recommend against setting hard expectations because results depend on your input/ work

[maiden helm]

u could get 1000 much quicker

[nocturne elk]

I suggest setting goals based on how much effort is put in

Results will follow

[drowsy lodge]

I can put like 8 hours a day in

[flat kraken]

i actually suck at rapid

[drowsy lodge]

well 2 days a week i can put 8 hours in

I got exams too lmfaoooo

[nocturne elk]

That’s a little too much imo, maybe spread it out?

[drowsy lodge]

I don't really have time after school

[thorny bough]

eish

[drowsy lodge]

like 6 hours but i have to do stuff so yeah

still i only have studied the london

[nocturne elk]

Hmm then I guess you could do it on weekends but probably not 8 hours otherwise you will drain yourself

[thorny bough]

yep

[drowsy lodge]

thats what i normally do

[nocturne elk]

Or even just play 1-2 games on each weekday and leave the analysis for weekends

Then really try to absorb everything
Quality > quantity

[drowsy lodge]

I mean i could play a lot of rapid after school days

after i done some stuff

[thorny bough]

yep

[nocturne elk]

Yeah that works

[drowsy lodge]

but my arse is too scared to lose elo

[nocturne elk]

Just make sure not to repeat mistakes going into the future and u will improve

[drowsy lodge]

i was stuck at 300 and than i sky rocketed to 700

[nocturne elk]

Well you can consider it this way, the knowledge you gain will be the true value, rating is just a vanity metric
If you become a stronger player you will automatically regain all rating you have “lost”

Your skills and knowledge cannot be taken from you

[drowsy lodge]

Yeah but idk how to get past 750

i keep getting up to 770 than losing like 4 games in a row

[nocturne elk]

Well if you need game reviews I can help u

Then just check out your mistakes and try to understand how to deal with those situations when you encounter them again in future games

Eventually you’ll internalise it all

[drowsy lodge]

well yeah i dont have diamond

yo can you review the games we played i wanna see where i made a mistake

[nocturne elk]

Okay sure

[drowsy lodge]

i was premoving too much

How do i analysis my games

[nocturne elk]

I just reviewed them

[flat kraken]

successfully swindles 3 games in a roll

[nocturne elk]

Those games we played way too fast, definitely play more rapid on a day to day basis

[grim edge]

Yeah and i am stuck at 240

[drowsy lodge]

did i do atleast better than a 700 would

i dont think im 700 i think im just not doing it right

[nocturne elk]

Yeah for sure

[drowsy lodge]

wanna play rapid

[nocturne elk]

Is daily okay? Then perhaps you could think more in depth as well

[drowsy lodge]

i hate daily

[nocturne elk]

Wait why 😂

[drowsy lodge]

because when i think a few moves ahead i forget it all

I come back a daily later and forget all my calulations

[nocturne elk]

Oh you can use the analysis thing to make the moves on the board

Hmm.. you could do it like a puzzle though

[drowsy lodge]

i just wanna do rapid tbh

[nocturne elk]

Also your puzzle elo is just super steady so i dont think you are below 1000 tbh

Like the graph is just going up

[drowsy lodge]

ik

i went from 1600 to 1700 in i t hink

and im on a 3 streak rn

[nocturne elk]

Nice

[drowsy lodge]

i get like one or two wrong

[nocturne elk]

I kinda mainly play daily cause I like playing chess everyday but some days i know i will just tank my rapid elo

[drowsy lodge]

like damn scroll below the graph and look how many i've gotten worng

[nocturne elk]

So i take breaks when ever i tire myself out after winning for a bit

[drowsy lodge]

So do you wanna do rpaid

[nocturne elk]

Well rn I can’t but just DM me again if you want to? i will let u know

[drowsy lodge]

whats yo timezone

[nocturne elk]

Gmt + 8

It’s 6:12pm for me now

[drowsy lodge]

its 9:12pm for me

[nocturne elk]

Oh where u from

[drowsy lodge]

australia

[nocturne elk]

Oh i see

[drowsy lodge]

where u from

[nocturne elk]

Singapore, near the equator

[drowsy lodge]

damn

whats the summer like over there

[nocturne elk]

Everyday is summer all year 💀

[drowsy lodge]

its like 28 rn at 9pm

[nocturne elk]

Usually 32-33 celcius but feels like 35 because of the crazy humidity

[drowsy lodge]

and it was 36 today

im not from singapore

[nocturne elk]

Wait u are from SG?

Cool same

[drowsy lodge]

Ima hit 1k before the end of this year

or atleast 1100-1200

[nocturne elk]

Dang i rmbr when i was 16 lol

20+ sadge

💀

Wym lol

Oh lawd

Hated it

If you get sent to the wrong places everyone is low iq and talks about clubbing and drugs all day

[drowsy lodge]

I suck at maths, got d's every year since i was 6 in maths

the only think im good at is history and geo lmfao

[nocturne elk]

So try not to mess up the test when you go for the check up
I half assed it

And regretted it very much 💀

If you get in with the smarter ppl you should be fine for the most part

[drowsy lodge]

no

[nocturne elk]

Like ppl who dont desert and get sent to detention barracks 💀

[drowsy lodge]

other side of the planet to america

[nocturne elk]

And then have to serve the time again anyway

[viscid maple]

anybody here that somehow manages to play project sekai please help me pass the flute part https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865770843614609448/1168492649494364222/Record_2023-10-30-18-10-16_ea5547b16b44c3034dffc84fc9a58a53.mp4?ex=6551f695&is=653f8195&hm=d2f5e53e516c0357c801c7a00a75921848fb940f189797eb14061bc4ff7ff7ab&

[nocturne elk]

There were so many of those that i encountered in my time in NS that it blows my mind

Scdf so technically not “army”

[drowsy lodge]

i win every blitz game BUT I LOSE EVERY RAPID

[nocturne elk]

So yeah key takeaway dont bungle the IQ test 💀

[bright folio]

[nocturne elk]

I did it sleep deprived and rushed it

[bright folio]

[nocturne elk]

Idk man that’s what i thought too

[drowsy lodge]

its your golden hour

[nocturne elk]

Can be, but smoking is illegal there, and yet the officers smoke… 🤦🏻‍♂️

Highway simulator fr

I probably shouldn’t be saying this in public though 💀

But screw it I’m outta there alr

[bright folio]

leaked

[merry gust]

BRO NO 😭😭🙏💀💀

[drowsy lodge]

i give up

im not playing rapid again

[nocturne elk]

Like the training camps

Nah there’s a couple others 💀

[merry gust]

I’m Malaysian does that count

[nocturne elk]

Wanna dm instead? Lol

[bright folio]

i agree its too long to play my attention span couldnt handle it

[next swallow]

you're singaporean?

[nocturne elk]

Yo u too?

I am indeed

[next swallow]

nope but im indonesian, we're pretty close

[nocturne elk]

Ahh I see

[drowsy lodge]

HE BLUNDERED HES QUEEN

IM SO HAPPY

[nocturne elk]

Im 1469 rapid 😔

Just started chess in June

After watching a Levy video on Martin 💀

The one with the 30 queens

[jagged minnow]

Dude the hell

[nocturne elk]

?

[jagged minnow]

[drowsy lodge]

im stupid then

[jagged minnow]

How did you reach 1.4k elo in few months

[nocturne elk]

There was a 13 year old girl in here who was 1700 so I thought I was average 💀

Well puzzles like tyler1

[alpine creek]

there is one guy in the fide grand swiss who isnt even titled... confused

[nocturne elk]

Damnnn

[alpine creek]

cc or fide

[grim edge]

@nocturne elkI've sent it

[misty sedge]

A hole is a hole 😼👋

[jagged minnow]

You must hate losing to your younger brothers friend

[nocturne elk]

That’s still 99.9 percentile though

[drowsy lodge]

when im 16 ill be 2k aswell

[alpine creek]

how long has he been playing

[jagged minnow]

I am almost 17 and only 800

[bright folio]

i think ill puke if i just grind the same openings and systems to get to 2k

[alpine creek]

how is he 2k elo and only 12

[bright folio]

you'll get bored

[drowsy lodge]

i turned a blunder game into a win

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92400133515 can someone reivew this hideous game

[worn ice]

oMrBean (753) vs. Enzodeffe (699)

Move List

1. d4 g6 2. Bf4 Bg7 3. Nf3 c6 4. Nc3 Qb6 5. e3 Qxb2 6. Na4 Qb4+ 7. Nc3 Qxc3+ 8. Nd2 e5 9. dxe5 Bxe5 10. Bxe5 Qxe5 11. Nc4 Qc3+ 12. Nd2 d5 13. Bd3 Nf6 14. O-O Bg4 15. f3 Bf5 16. Bxf5 gxf5 17. Re1 O-O 18. e4 dxe4 19. fxe4 Re8 20. exf5 Rxe1+ 21. Qxe1 Nbd7 22. Qg3+ Kf8 23. Qxc3 Re8 24. Qa3+ c5 25. Qxa7 b6 26. Nc4 Re2 27. Rc1 b5 28. Nb6 Ne5 29. Qb8+ Kg7 30. Qc7 Ng6 31. fxg6 hxg6 32. Qxc5 Ng4 33. Qd4+ f6 34. Qxg4 

[drowsy lodge]

"i played chess for 35 years and i still haven't got past 350 elo"\

[jagged minnow]

What was magnus rating when he was 12?

[nocturne elk]

Perhaps a nurturing environment and good access to resources?

[drowsy lodge]

1000-1500

[nocturne elk]

DAMN

[drowsy lodge]

nvm

[jagged minnow]

Makes sense

[drowsy lodge]

@nocturne elk can u review my game??

[jagged minnow]

Cuz levy was in his 2000s when he was 12

[nocturne elk]

Greatest of all time for a reason

[nocturne elk]

Okay sure

[drowsy lodge]

cc didnt exist 20 years ago

[alpine creek]

you didnt have to cuuut me offfff...

[drowsy lodge]

no

[nocturne elk]

I friend req’d u so it’s easier to find your profile in the future

[drowsy lodge]

midgame after the blunder i started playing top engine tf 💀

bro i went insane

@nocturne elk oh you can save notes 💀

[nocturne elk]

I didn’t know either I was just trying it out 💀

[drowsy lodge]

yeah

c8

[stiff hinge]

no ayo november is gonna be here

[drowsy lodge]

no nut november

don't fail

c8 knight

c8 king

c8 promote to a pawn

[grim edge]

c8=Q

Why the hell

[lime lava]

No

[alpine creek]

do not the cat

[dull marsh]

Do the cat

[grim edge]

I swear to god i am going to resort to cheating if i dont hit 300

[alpine creek]

DO NOT THE CAT

[nocturne elk]

Dont say that 💀

[dull marsh]

DO THE CAT

[drowsy lodge]

i knew it lmfo

[lime lava]

You will get banned quick anyways
A 300 have no idea how to hide it

[drowsy lodge]

tf

[warm peak]

No he's built different

[nocturne elk]

Fax

[warm peak]

Master cheating

[misty sedge]

What's better white or black

[alpine creek]

do NOT the cat

[slate owl]

last November i was nutting at the first midnight of it

[nocturne elk]

Dawg 💀

[drowsy lodge]

woah

LMFAO

[slate owl]

i be like that

[drowsy lodge]

why tho

[dull marsh]

DO the cat

[slate owl]

i didnt know it was november

[nocturne elk]

[warm peak]

same

[nocturne elk]

Oh wait wtf it’s 30 Oct alr

[dull marsh]

We should do

[drowsy lodge]

11:59pm oct 31st a man's wost nightmar

[toxic valley]

Why is there no function to make pawn retreat

[drowsy lodge]

why can't' i promote to a pawn

[slate owl]

just move it while the other guy is looking away

[toxic valley]

why neither can i promote to a king

[dull marsh]

Why there is no funcition to make dad retreat from milk store

[slate owl]

fr

[honest blaze]

Hi

[nocturne elk]

That would be too OP

[hazy marsh]

why do i suk at chess i could beat 1700 before now im losing to 1400 ppl at blitz :c my past rating on blitz whas 1600 :c

[nocturne elk]

Imagine pawns moving like kings

Endgames would be wild

[warm peak]

that's crazy

[drowsy lodge]

OTB touraments i usually take their queen and a few pawns while their not looking and put them in my pocket

[honest blaze]

I think you play on lichess before

[hazy marsh]

nah chess.com

i quite littrraly lost my grip on ches

[slate owl]

put them in your mouth

[honest blaze]

Then your brain is weak

[drowsy lodge]

im not doing that

[slate owl]

but it's fun

[hazy marsh]

yea ig so

[willow elbow]

black to play

[warm peak]

crazy ass statement

[drowsy lodge]

only when i win because they "blundered their queen"

[nocturne elk]

Ngl initially I thought Lichess sounded like a chinese name

[dusk totem]

PEOPLE STILL CELEBRATE NNN ? ( IT'S MY DAY 994)

[nocturne elk]

Because Li is a common surname

[warm peak]

Li ding

[drowsy lodge]

im on day 14 yrs

[toxic valley]

Take Hanging queen or pawn(promoted)

[slate owl]

li ding ren just dropped

[warm peak]

I'm on day 0

[dusk totem]

GG

[dusk totem]

NICE

[drowsy lodge]

do you guys ever fall asleep 14 stories high on a balcony

[warm peak]

day 0 forever

[grim edge]

I have never jerked off ONCE in my 15 years on this planet

[slate owl]

ig I'm weird

[grim edge]

draw

[drowsy lodge]

your missing out on mental side affects ive never done it but it can actually hurt your dopamine system

[drowsy lodge]

no thats not a draw

[warm peak]

💯

[toxic valley]

Only if you misclick promotion to or or

[opaque violet]

i can tell you have anime pfp

[warm peak]

that pfp fits you

[opaque violet]

yes i play chess what about you

[warm peak]

whats chess

eat them

[slate owl]

did you...

[nocturne elk]

Rook is still winning though

[drowsy lodge]

i love eating salt

[dusk totem]

Watch Gotham guy

[opaque violet]

i would underpromote to rook

i should try that

[drowsy lodge]

hanging pawns is better ngl

[opaque violet]

zark zuckerberg

[toxic valley]

Underpromotion to bishop is for practicing 2 bishops checkmate in high advantaged position

[grim edge]

There is nothing we can do.

[opaque violet]

he's not gm so i don't trust him

[dusk totem]

Perfect pfp

[toxic valley]

Did someone caught him losing any game

[dusk totem]

Real

[drowsy lodge]

mark zucknfuc

[grim edge]

Nah let him cook.Let him Cook. I SAID LET. HIM. COOK

[toxic valley]

I never saw his losing moment in his channel

[dusk totem]

That lizard

[drowsy lodge]

lmdao

[dusk totem]

He's good tbh

[drowsy lodge]

GORDON RAMASY AND JAMIe OLIVeR HAVING A PUNCH ON MID COOKFIGHT THeIR TAKING THIS COOKOFF TO A NeW LeVeL

[slate owl]

but the cat shakers

[drowsy lodge]

@flat kraken i want memes NOW

Nice knowing you all I must go into the snow blizzard and sac my rook for that juciy blunder

[slate owl]

KANYE IS NOT ENROLLING PRESIDENT 2024

[drowsy lodge]

aw

i was exicted for that

[misty sedge]

pookie wookie

[drowsy lodge]

that hurt

i will

thank you

they/them wsg

who/when

[misty sedge]

Bro is not god

[drowsy lodge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[misty sedge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[drowsy lodge]

rule #3 mental health is not a joke

[misty sedge]

He is promoting suicide 🤬🤬

[fresh wind]

we don't have a mod with that name?

so how are you quoting us

[misty sedge]

No Reasons, PERMA BAN 😈👋

[fresh wind]

ofc you were

[whole remnant]

BAN HIM

[toxic valley]

For LTG memes

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge judgement day has come early for yo

[misty sedge]

⚠️Accusing ⚠️

Bro has violated 2 laws now

[fresh wind]

even if you were quoting, why did you think that sort of message is acceptable?

[misty sedge]

1 step closer to ban 😈👋

[whole remnant]

ban the weeb ong

[misty sedge]

Too late lil bro 😈👋

[whole remnant]

BAN THE WEEB🔥

[misty sedge]

Mods have decided 😼

18+ Content ⚠️⚠️⚠️

3 VIOLATIONs in a row

[whole remnant]

L weeb

[nocturne elk]

💀

[next swallow]

no way bro is a girl 🙏 😭

[nocturne elk]

What’s going on lmao

[whole remnant]

probably drinks G fuel than water

[drowsy lodge]

Who/when

your a figure of the past

[maiden helm]

what did u say

what did bro do lmao

[nocturne elk]

Unalivement joke quote allegedly

[hazy marsh]

lads why do i suck at chess

[maiden helm]

💀

[grim edge]

just practice lad

[nova verge]

Good morning ☀️

[opaque violet]

why not

wait what happened lmao i was in.a rapid match

[grim edge]

guys did you know eating cereals is actually like eating soup

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[opaque violet]

ye i heard you have to use your mouth

[grim edge]

no I mean the components

I hate english

lol

[lime lava]

Yes, except is totally different, removing that is the same

[nimble niche]

pringles in milk or cereal in soup?

[wraith saddle]

Hello chat

[toxic valley]

Just put entire cob in milk, it is still same as cereal

[lime lava]

Is the same right

[elfin pebble]

Pringles plain and cereal in milk

[elfin pebble]

Wasup

[maiden helm]

tasty

[boreal coyote]

im leaving the server🎒

[rocky timber]

Hey

[fast rivet]

how so

[rocky timber]

Does anyone want to play chess whose elo is about 800-1000?

[nimble niche]

too high for me

[rocky timber]

No problem we can play if you want

[rare shuttle]

hello chat

[lime lava]

Black is winning

Pawn and knight endgame

[nimble niche]

australia doesn't exist

[lime lava]

Where the spiders eat human babies

Cant be real

[nimble niche]

spiders that eat dingos that eat babies

incho is a kangaroo living with his imaginary neighbours in perth

[elfin pebble]

[elfin pebble]

Lil chessboard

[dire cargo]

I'm here

[grim edge]

no just think about it

the cereals are the vegetables and meat from the soup

and the water from the soup is the milk

I'm probably going insane tho

[glossy radish]

morning chat

[flat kraken]

where did ping come from

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-hikaru-gmhikaru-gif-25926538

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[slate owl]

help my soul

[flat kraken]

Have some Nutella

[flint portal]

does anyone know how to improve openings at 700 - 800 elo range

[flat kraken]

not blunder

[grim edge]

https://lichess.org/nQhhcC4M

[flat kraken]

or like play boring systems

[slate owl]

too sweet for me

[flat kraken]

Have boat then

[nocturne elk]

Check out #1039982616159465595 for FAQs

[slate owl]

finally

[nocturne elk]

Some good food

[slate owl]

for real!!

[flat kraken]

can't believe i'm playing chess again

on lichess

[slate owl]

@srve mods

[flat kraken]

snitch

this one dead chat

[grim edge]

Who is "scrapf"

[flat kraken]

no idea

[grim edge]

This man

[viscid jacinth]

scrapf deez nuts

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[torpid lintel]

Read #1040028251965358121 message :)

[flat kraken]

my favourite one is ijma'

it's a real word search it up

[nocturne elk]

What does the Li in lichess mean

[flat kraken]

lithium

[nocturne elk]

Actually though 💀

[maiden helm]

i do but why

[dull marsh]

Its eddile btw

[flat kraken]

lipopolysaccharide

[nocturne elk]

Because Li2 in Chinese is “pear”
And that was the first thing I thought about when I initially saw Lichess

[flat kraken]

why can't you is can't speak english hehehehaw

[dull marsh]

I failed the exam

[flat kraken]

你個屁 :)))

[nocturne elk]

Nobody says that

[dull marsh]

English only

[flat kraken]

welcome to cantonese sucker

[fathom reef]

i have finally passed 700

[flat kraken]

it echelons above your mainland mandarin hehehehaw

[fathom reef]

and am now 707

[torpid lintel]

!Eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[fathom reef]

tiananmen square incident

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[slate owl]

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> scrapf

This is the Chess.com profile of scrapf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1902 (1921 peak)
Bullet: 1805 (peak)

[nocturne elk]

It just sounds like broken chinese lmao

[fathom reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-22568614

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason Mcgregor (theonlyjim)

This is the Chess.com profile of theonlyjim. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jason Mcgregor (theonlyjim)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 707 (678 peak)
Blitz: 278 (485 peak)
Bullet: 180

[flat kraken]

true (cantonese is so hard i don't even know how to properly use it as a native)

[nocturne elk]

I’m not from there though lol

[flat kraken]

b r u h

[nocturne elk]

Tbh I wouldn’t have learnt chinese if it wasn’t compulsory here

It’s pointless to me ngl

Everything is done in english

[flat kraken]

where you live

[nocturne elk]

Is it written in traditional chinese characters?

[flat kraken]

yes

[nocturne elk]

SGP

[flat kraken]

gaddam

[nocturne elk]

Why

[flat kraken]

to us hong kong people singapore is very oftenly referred to as just better hong kong 💀

[maiden helm]

lmao

[nocturne elk]

LOL

[flat kraken]

like everything is better at singapore except for the temperature (but now it's probably the same due to global warming 🤡)

[maiden helm]

one of my friends live in hong kong 😱

[nocturne elk]

Omg ya temperature is dogwater

[dull marsh]

Im dying after 1 apple for dinner 4 slab of ham and 1 raw tomato for every meal today

[flat kraken]

y'know you've lived long enough in one place you start shitting on it yourself

[maiden helm]

u ever had gum 🥶

[nocturne elk]

It is banned here 😔

[flat kraken]

why does that sound so irish

[nocturne elk]

But regardless it is humid and hot, so…

[echo kestrel]

Oh no, my knight!

[maiden helm]

gotta smuggle that shit in fr

[nocturne elk]

It’s not worth it man 😂💀

[dull marsh]

Its half american diet

[nocturne elk]

Probably just have it overseas and that’s about it

[maiden helm]

what happens if u get caught w gum lmao

[nocturne elk]

Idk probably jail or sth 💀

[flat kraken]

me sweating to try to find in how many moves it's mate

[maiden helm]

💀

[nocturne elk]

Draconian laws go hard fr ong

[flat kraken]

is it mate in 4 💀

[sleek relic]

Hello

[grim edge]

2000 elo

[flat kraken]

i'm fake i don't know how to play checkers

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1544 (1577 peak)
Blitz: 1118 (peak)
Bullet: 636 (peak)

[dull marsh]

600 bullet i should be gm

[flat kraken]

true

[nocturne elk]

Damn throat 🐐

[maiden helm]

💀

[flat kraken]

celebrating the 10th time i've posted this same meme

[nocturne elk]

I think my jaw would dislocate if I attempted that

Hypothetically of course

[maiden helm]

you wont know until u try fr

[nocturne elk]

True

[flat kraken]

you are what you eat 💪

[nocturne elk]

😳

[flat kraken]

that makes me an tungsten cube 👍

massive W

[broken portal]

ok

[azure wasp]

yoyo

[nocturne elk]

Petition to rename mongolian throat singers as the throat goats

[azure wasp]

hehe

[dull sandal]

[keen parrot]

who is that person

[slate owl]

me

[keen parrot]

i noticed you send her quite a bit

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

Now go for 2200

[flat kraken]

fr

[grim edge]

thats my end of 2024 goal

[flat kraken]

imagine playing chess

[echo kestrel]

Wow..

[grim edge]

THATS ELO?? (defo not amount of games)

[keen parrot]

[flat kraken]

💀

[keen parrot]

i would be in a mental asylum if i even reached half of that

[grim edge]

what are u tho?

because 1100 is half

[keen parrot]

2350 rapid but i really don't play it

i find it unplayable when half the opponents are cheaters

[grim edge]

yeah, i know that opponents are cheaters at like 2300+

but i only consider someone good when they reach 1800ish, before that the eval bar can get a sesuire

[frigid compass]

nah 1800 is still bad

probably 2200

[vivid jungle]

Im 800 🫥

[dull marsh]

Nah 2200 elo still bad

[frigid compass]

we've been all there at some moment

[dull marsh]

I got 1000 elo when start

[frigid compass]

nah

[vivid jungle]

I have started with 400 🙂

[frigid compass]

i started with 100

:D

[dull marsh]

After 3 day i reached

[vivid jungle]

🙂

[frigid compass]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/daily/578482771?tab=review&move=72 bro what i played this game better than magnus and engine gave me 1700 estimated elo

[worn ice]

muffintoughen (1220) vs. HeVa_1417 (1319)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 a6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Nxd4 7. Nxd4 Qf6 8. Be3 Ne7 9. Nc3 b5 10. Bb3 c6 11. O-O b4 12. Nce2 Bd6 13. f4 Bc5 14. e5 Qh6 15. Rc1 Bb6 16. Qd2 c5 17. f5 g5 18. fxg6 Qxg6 19. Bxf7+ Qxf7 20. Rxf7 Kxf7 21. Nf3 Rg8 22. Ng5+ Ke8 23. Qd6 Ba7 24. Bxc5 Bxc5+ 25. Rxc5 Rxg5 26. Qh6 d6 27. Rxc8+ Rxc8 28. Qxg5 dxe5 29. Qxe5 Rd8 30. Nd4 h5 31. Nc6 Rd1+ 32. Kf2 Rd2+ 33. Kg3 Rd3+ 34. Kh4 Rd7 35. Qxh5+ Kf8 36. Ne5 Rd4+ 37. Kg3 

[quiet sparrow]

I have a math test

In 28 minutes

[supple imp]

Cool should be easy then

[quiet sparrow]

Math and easy don't go in the same sentence

[proven sapphire]

this game makes me want to quit. We are both 1700

what is this

[grim edge]

time control?

[proven sapphire]

10 minute

[quiet sparrow]

5 blunders 💀

ON 10 MINUTES

[grim edge]

less than 50%?

at 1700 rapid?

[quiet sparrow]

Just quit chess my dude

[proven sapphire]

this happened in my next game

not just me thats bad clearly

[grim edge]

take a break

[proven sapphire]

n o

imma play another bcs why not

[quiet sparrow]

If i was 1700 and made 5 blunders in one game i wouldn't go outside ever again

[grim edge]

i took a break and gained over 100 points

[proven sapphire]

well thats just you.

[proven sapphire]

i took a week break already

[tulip tusk]

bro who tf boosted my elo by 1300

[neon parrot]

10000 rapid games?

[tulip tusk]

i was 100 yesterday and woke up to be 1400

is that even allowed lmao

[dull marsh]

Thats eo icon

[hollow yacht]

did you share ur password or smt 💀💀

[proven sapphire]

another free piece

1700s really suck. this is the third shitty game

[grim edge]

fr

1700s either super good or super garbage

[proven sapphire]

fr fr

[hollow yacht]

ur name is skibidi toilet gaming

[proven sapphire]

ill find a way to lose this game tho

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-gif-6711535936662817094

[neon parrot]

Fresh account probably?

1700's dont hang pieces

Actual 1700's I mean, not fresh account

[boreal cosmos]

if ur 1700 ur calling urself bad btw

[proven sapphire]

sir your 7th rank is..

[proven sapphire]

yes im terrible

[compact mantle]

I’m 2100 I still blunder too much per game

[toxic valley]

Trap a horse

[maiden helm]

en peasant

[grim edge]

en passant honest reaction

How can it be a chess server without a venting channel? where can i vent all the anger accumulated from losing after having 7+ points in material.

[proven sapphire]

I COOKED HIM

[compact mantle]

U don’t, just git gud

😎

[sleek relic]

someone wanna play?

[grim edge]

Its about being focused no matter how good are you. Stuff happen

[compact mantle]

Exactly

[proven sapphire]

why u dont take breaks

this move was also pretty fancy

i took a pawn

[hollow yacht]

💀

[proven sapphire]

nope. 3 times someone hung a piece. all different people

[cinder sky]

Hourly reminder that its just a game guys

[proven sapphire]

true, but its also my sanity

superior opening choise

(you have to play like an engine for 20 moves or you lose)

[boreal cosmos]

no you dont

[proven sapphire]

i gambit 3 pawns tho

hes plus 3

[supple imp]

I usually play Nxe5 here

[proven sapphire]

thats an inacuracy

but its just a transposition so its fine. same thing

[supple imp]

Nxe5 is best move from engine

[proven sapphire]

doubt that

[grim edge]

Huh

[supple imp]

Go check with lichess engine

[proven sapphire]

nty lol

[supple imp]

I can send an ss in dms

Mb I thought the bishop was on b5 cause I'm blind

I'm a Spanish player not an Italian player

[maiden helm]

i was gonna ask a girl to the fking fnaf movie but it only shows on fking WEDNESDAY LIKE BRUH WTF

[supple imp]

If the bishop is on b5 then Nxe5 is the best move

[glossy radish]

hi children

[proven sapphire]

fking

[maiden helm]

why would they not show on like saturday do they not like money?

[hollow yacht]

ur 13 or smt 😭

[proven sapphire]

fking

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[snow moth]

What? I saw it on a thursday

[glossy radish]

it’s different for everyone

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[hollow yacht]

same energy fr

[glossy radish]

[maiden helm]

shit is simply unlucky

[glossy radish]

ew a dinosaur

[proven sapphire]

go on wednesday

[glossy radish]

roarrrrr

[snow moth]

Oh true I forgot different theaters exist

[maiden helm]

smth called “school” which kinda ruins it

[hollow yacht]

cake ye

[glossy radish]

skip

[proven sapphire]

go after

[glossy radish]

ask her to skip school for the movies. just like in the books 🥱

unless she’s like, a giant nerd

[winter ridge]

Lol

[glossy radish]

or if her parents are super strict and would know if she skipped

where’d turd man go

[maiden helm]

i’m still here

[glossy radish]

isndieododjrj?

[maiden helm]

do the movie theatres not like money? they only show fking taylor swift I DONT WANT TO SEE THE TAYLOR SWIFT MOVIE

[proven sapphire]

fun little game hes up a pawn

[proven sapphire]

bro no ones cares please stop spamming caps like an obnoxious child

[maiden helm]

Shut yo ass up

[glossy radish]

i care tbh

let’s help him get his girl

[snow moth]

💀bro doesn't like his tone

[maiden helm]

💀💀💀

[hollow yacht]

🍿🤏😲

[proven sapphire]

he played g6 ofc

[glossy radish]

crazy

[hollow yacht]

stop skulling my msgs

[proven sapphire]

idk if thast good

[hollow yacht]

hope y'all step on a lego and tripp

while ur crush watching

[nocturne elk]

[hollow yacht]

and ur opps recording

[maiden helm]

surely they must update it as the date gets closer or sum

no way they wouldn’t show it

[hollow yacht]

i think i'm getting cyber bullied

[nocturne elk]

💀

[proven sapphire]

oh

[nocturne elk]

💀 ☠️

[winter ridge]

Oop

[maiden helm]

call me a cyber bully the way i harass children on the internet

[proven sapphire]

nvm he blundered

[glossy radish]

dododooodo

[hollow yacht]

😭😭

[jagged minnow]

@glossy radish

[nocturne elk]

This is clever reverse psychology
He actually enjoys skull emojis

[glossy radish]

[winter ridge]

Premove Be5 I dare you

[glossy radish]

WOW U BITCH

[proven sapphire]

he can block with the queen tho

[hollow yacht]

and y'all fell for it (evil laugh)

[glossy radish]

I AINT TALKING TO U ANYMORE

[winter ridge]

Exactly

[proven sapphire]

how tall r u

[hollow yacht]

it's like farming kids for content

[glossy radish]

166

[hollow yacht]

i mean vues HOLD on imagine farming kids

[nocturne elk]

You farm kids

[hollow yacht]

like crops

[glossy radish]

cmon bro i ain’t that short

[proven sapphire]

damn im 172 so not that much taller

[glossy radish]

good thing incho’s muted

[nocturne elk]

In what world is 166cm short for a girl? Lmfaoo

[glossy radish]

wait no? 5’5

[maiden helm]

yeah fr

[proven sapphire]

5'6*

[nocturne elk]

My classmates were like 150+ 💀💀💀

[proven sapphire]

or 5'5 idk

[hollow yacht]

awwwwww

u smol

[glossy radish]

wait what

[maiden helm]

fk that incho guy fr

[jagged minnow]

Isn't 5"6 still as small as dwarfs?

[glossy radish]

yeah that little bitch always flexing his goddamn height. i hate tall people

[nocturne elk]

💀

[maiden helm]

real🙏

[jagged minnow]

Nah I don't flex my height even if I was 5"7 I would make fun of you

[glossy radish]

🖕

[maiden helm]

the perthean got muted

[jagged minnow]

[proven sapphire]

we back

[maiden helm]

they done basted

[nocturne elk]

Wtf when I was 14 I wasn’t even 160cm 💀

[hollow yacht]

smol steps 🗣️

[nocturne elk]

1.79m

[glossy radish]

SEE IM TALK DUDE

[jagged minnow]

Pretty sure I was over 160 when I was 13

[proven sapphire]

fr

[glossy radish]

hey i’m 13. i’m over 160

cant call me short

[nocturne elk]

😳

[hollow yacht]

wait actually not bad

[glossy radish]

exactly

[nocturne elk]

Ya wtf

[jagged minnow]

You 13 ?

[glossy radish]

5’5 at 13 💪

[jagged minnow]

You just kid then

[fathom reef]

hi hi charlies and chaplins

[glossy radish]

yes stop harassing me now

[nocturne elk]

Many women ain’t even that height

[glossy radish]

see i’m tall 💪

[fathom reef]

skill issue, i was 6 foot at 14 months old

[glossy radish]

i’m done

[maiden helm]

my sister is 5’11”

[glossy radish]

she ain’t fricking asian

[jagged minnow]

Will still do

[glossy radish]

(is she?)

[fathom reef]

true

[honest drift]

Unexpected checkmates be like

[bright shuttle]

furry

[maiden helm]

i think u can use ur reasoning and work it out

[bright shuttle]

eee

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[hollow yacht]

jokes on u i was 6'2 when i was a 11 months (and i was a furry)

[glossy radish]

i in full honesty do not know

[bright shuttle]

e

[fathom reef]

consider the following

[glossy radish]

are furries short

[maiden helm]

My sister is related to me, that should give an answer

[jagged minnow]

Furries are on some good stuff all the time

[glossy radish]

i still don’t know

[frigid compass]

i robbed all this man's elo

[hollow yacht]

yes

[jaunty heron]

is this a good match?

[fathom reef]

fool, i was 6'6 when i was still a sperm cell

[maiden helm]

blud has FORGOTTEN who i am

[glossy radish]

i just never knew

[jaunty heron]

it says that i have a skill of 1.55k elo,and i highly doubt it

[maiden helm]

u literally sent the shitpost smh

[glossy radish]

anyways can we talk about incho and how he received a one week timeout?

[nocturne elk]

Bro is part of the Incredibles family, mom’s flexible asl 💀💀

[hollow yacht]

ur ass is getting shorter 😭
on the real tho imagine a 6'6 long sperm

[jaunty heron]

i need someone to help me explain,please?

[glossy radish]

i just never knew if you were asian or not

[maiden helm]

i am not

[fathom reef]

98.8 accuracy

[jagged minnow]

My soul is 10 ft but my physical body can only maintain 6"1.5 ft rn

[glossy radish]

i believe it’s because of your lower rating

[maiden helm]

i identity as 7”11’

[glossy radish]

well, screw you then

[jaunty heron]

probably

[graceful lintel]

It's avg for the number of moves

[hollow yacht]

getting skulled hurts in a good way... pause

[fathom reef]

true, but i said sperm CELL. there are multiple sperm cells in a load, about like 3 million. imagine 3 million 6'6 long sperm

[nocturne elk]

Did you know whales have sperm the size of tadpoles ?

[maiden helm]

imo bastoura simply overreacted and he simply did not deserve a week timeout

[glossy radish]

why tf we talking about soerm man

[jaunty heron]

yeah,book moves is 100 acc,and best are 100 too

[cold gazelle]

does any one wanna play?

[graceful lintel]

💀

[fathom reef]

what did bro do

[nocturne elk]

Jk I love spreading misinformation online

[maiden helm]

proof or fake