💬〡general-off-topic

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hu

[peak plank]

I gotta sleep but at the same time its a good thing

That one looks a lot more simple

Gn chat

[torpid lintel]

Okay good night :)

[dusk totem]

Good morning

[misty sedge]

morning

no good😾

[dusk totem]

Real

[lime harbor]

holaa

[dusk totem]

It's Hello

[lime harbor]

por qué

[dusk totem]

Chinese guy

[grim edge]

Cheseeburger

[glossy radish]

yum

[mystic stream]

mashuuuu deez nuts

[mystic stream]

hola

[wintry scarab]

@lime harbor will you play blitz?

[finite saffron]

herro

[lime harbor]

cómo estás

[wintry scarab]

@cedar osprey

[lime harbor]

sí

[finite saffron]

xin chào tuscon

[lime harbor]

no

[wintry scarab]

enviando un enlace de desafío para jugar y jugaré con mi calificación de 1060

[finite saffron]

xin chào means hello

[lime harbor]

ok

[wintry scarab]

@lime harbor

[lime harbor]

yo

[wintry scarab]

https://play.chess.com/9kGTn

[cedar osprey]

I messed this one up

[glossy radish]

[finite saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[mystic stream]

bien y tu

[lime harbor]

todo bien+

[wintry scarab]

@lime harbor buen

[lime harbor]

gg

[wintry scarab]

aterradora

[glossy radish]

millyyyy

[lime harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-silly-cat-cats-cat-gif-3729169001002843982

[lament jacinth]

RUN

[grim edge]

hand and brain tournament when

[pallid plinth]

Dogs> cats

[mystic stream]

Sasageyo

[mystic stream]

Yeah same

[glossy radish]

copycat

[jagged tinsel]

GRAHHHH

[glossy radish]

[tired falcon]

@lime harbor yoo kkb

[mystic stream]

Fr

[alpine spruce]

Hi

[mystic stream]

This is me

[glossy radish]

tf is that

[mystic stream]

Bs

[glossy radish]

huh

[mystic stream]

This is me

[mystic stream]

Brawl stars duh

[glossy radish]

ugh i hated that game cuz i sucked

[cold gorge]

maybe

what rating are u

huh

whats your user

ok I'll wait for your game to finish ig

[alpine spruce]

https://www.chess.com/member/LehaanWaikole

[mystic stream]

U suck at all games

[alpine spruce]

Hi @grim edge

[glossy radish]

oh. okay

[cold gorge]

aren't you in a rated game

[alpine spruce]

It's Teri ma ka land

[mystic stream]

Sorry sometimes the truth hurts

[alpine spruce]

Idiot

[glossy radish]

i get it

[cold gorge]

rip queen

[boreal cosmos]

Well dm me

[alpine spruce]

What's your elo

[cold gorge]

don't be too aggressive

[alpine spruce]

Nub

[cold gorge]

you were way too aggressive with the queen

you aint mikhail tal bruh

don't open with queen

[alpine spruce]

Don't play chess

Play checkers

[cold gorge]

2241

just stop pushing your queen up mindlessly

[coral mulch]

Scandinavian

[cold gorge]

exception that he shouldn't be playing anyway

[alpine spruce]

Hi @coral mulch

Try hang king

[cold gorge]

just try to have a structured opening

[coral mulch]

Your display name 💀

[cold gorge]

he's probably dookie

at 500?

[alpine spruce]

Nice name isnt it

[coral mulch]

Indeed

[cold gorge]

if it works for you then ok

then don't play it's opening

just play something simple if you want a simple middlegame

[alpine spruce]

Hang all pieces if you want to reach end game

[coral mulch]

Bongcloud

[cold gorge]

alr well cya imma gtb

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-wanted-walking-walk-into-chat-walking-into-chat-knowing-no-one-wanted-me-there-dead-chat-gif-21279558

[coral mulch]

I defeated 3 people using bongcloud when I was 700 elo

[coral mulch]

red brilliant move

[alpine spruce]

Hi @faint hazel

[coral mulch]

Ok wth

[alpine spruce]

Hi @worn ice

[faint hazel]

what.

[alpine spruce]

Hi

[grim edge]

Tf

Hai kya

[alpine spruce]

Mere se bhi bada

[faint hazel]

!welcome btw

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

🤣

[coral mulch]

Tank

[alpine spruce]

Welcome me

[faint hazel]

no

[alpine spruce]

Why not

[faint hazel]

cuz no.

[alpine spruce]

Ok

Irl

Give me your address

[coral mulch]

🥶

[faint hazel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[alpine spruce]

Do

Dm pls

[faint hazel]

stap

[alpine spruce]

Bruh

[coral mulch]

How to image perm

[alpine spruce]

Idk

[coral mulch]

o

[alpine spruce]

Snitch

[faint hazel]

idc honestly.

[alpine spruce]

Oh

[faint hazel]

we know.

[alpine spruce]

500-999 is trying to roast me

L

1700

[faint hazel]

actually I'm a 1200 just i'm connected to a different account.

[alpine spruce]

1750*

1200 is nub

[faint hazel]

who?

[alpine spruce]

No hehheehehehe

By cheating

[normal hatch]

1700 aint much better

[faint hazel]

and it's average.

[alpine spruce]

Yea

I agree

What's your elo

[normal hatch]

Elo shaming is not cool

[alpine spruce]

I like to bully low elo people

Give

[faint hazel]

guess you cant bully me .

[alpine spruce]

Shut up i dont talk to 500-999

[faint hazel]

no, my account is still connecting to my other one stupid.

[alpine spruce]

1200 is nub

[faint hazel]

not that low

[alpine spruce]

Very low

[faint hazel]

idc honestly.

[stable mirage]

UwU

[alpine spruce]

Y

[lean owl]

Dude this glitch made me lose alot

Fix it

[coral mulch]

Emergency alert test scared the hell out of me

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/rule47-no-uwu-gif-24810376

[alpine spruce]

What glitch

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-smug-anime-stare-gif-17603924

[faint hazel]

most do

[stable mirage]

the glitch where they’re high

[faint hazel]

aahhhh my eyes

[alpine spruce]

Furry

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[alpine spruce]

Delicious gril

[alpine spruce]

Hi wild boar

[stable mirage]

dw I had an opponent hang a piece in classical

[faint hazel]

not furry, anime woman

[rocky vale]

👉👈

[alpine spruce]

@alpine spruce

[stable mirage]

nah definitely a furry

[alpine spruce]

Delicious 🤤

Imagine being gay

[faint hazel]

i do not see the resemblance.

[coral mulch]

E

[stable mirage]

I’m a furry

[coral mulch]

where trust role

[alpine spruce]

Eat it

[stable mirage]

very simple

[alpine spruce]

So you are hybrid of chimpanze , cat and wild boar

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

no

[stable mirage]

cat dog mostly

[alpine spruce]

So you are hybrid of chimpanze cat dog pig

[faint hazel]

cheese.com

[alpine spruce]

Hi @grim edge

[faint hazel]

eww

[alpine spruce]

Meth

Yum yum

I'm yellow

[faint hazel]

yay my rating is back.

[coral mulch]

B

[bright shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[alpine spruce]

Nice send more

[coral mulch]

B

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[alpine spruce]

Nerd

[bright shuttle]

me using nasa james web telescope to find who asked

[alpine spruce]

Hi <500

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-remember-asking-gif-18088104

[coral mulch]

I got connected

[bright shuttle]

😱 fun fact i dont remember asking 4 your opinion

[alpine spruce]

Face reveal again

[faint hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129472810008449136/1167686055479218238/1121980462999552110.gif?ex=654f0762&is=653c9262&hm=71d704d08ec451e5d956bc6e3b3fa7cf1758cfe450fa20d9b51e7c0a6ba94e8c&

[alpine spruce]

Send more

[bright shuttle]

i help my friend get free elo😩 jk no jk jk yes jk who knows]

[faint hazel]

I did not ask.

[bright shuttle]

ok me too

[alpine spruce]

Send

[bright shuttle]

👿

[alpine spruce]

What

[bright shuttle]

☠️

[alpine spruce]

Don't cry

[bright shuttle]

👿

[alpine spruce]

I forgot my password

[bright shuttle]

skill issue

[faint hazel]

More nerdish thanks.

[alpine spruce]

Password is saved on my pc

I am using mobile

[bright shuttle]

☠️ 👿 🇱 🇴 🇸 🇪 🥶

[faint hazel]

[alpine spruce]

@grim edge send more

[faint hazel]

bro chill.

[bright shuttle]

better call saul👿

[rocky vale]

Guys

[sharp sundial]

YEEEEEEESSSSSS

[sharp sundial]

Highest accuracy yet

[sharp sundial]

Accuracy 88.6%

[sharp sundial]

Only 1 inaccuracy

[alpine spruce]

Uc

[rocky vale]

@sharp sundial Do you play pekka

[sharp sundial]

Yes how do you know

[rocky vale]

Because you seem familiar

[sharp sundial]

That's not pekka

[sharp sundial]

That's hollow knight bro

[rocky vale]

I knew someone who was named playwell who also played pekka and was indian

[rocky vale]

I know, duh

[sharp sundial]

Bruh

[sharp sundial]

How do I seem familiar

[rocky vale]

You have the same name as the guy

[grim edge]

:3

[sharp sundial]

Which guy wdym brother

[alpine spruce]

Dawg

[rocky vale]

Someone I knew from clash royale server

[grim edge]

arf arf

[alpine spruce]

Yum yum

[sharp sundial]

No mutual servers☠️

[rocky vale]

I mean atleast one

[rocky vale]

And you are also in the clash royale server

[sharp sundial]

Yes I m you aren't I guess

[rocky vale]

I am too what are you talking about

[sharp sundial]

It says no mutual servers for me ☠️

[sharp sundial]

It should say clash toyale right?

[rocky vale]

Your discord broken then

[rocky vale]

And chess.com

[alpine spruce]

Dawg is delicious

[rocky vale]

Google en passant

[alpine spruce]

@narrow dune

[stable mirage]

:3

[alpine spruce]

Dahmer

[sharp sundial]

Yeeeeeee

[bright shuttle]

the cancelled one

[alpine spruce]

Jeffrey dahmer is awesome

[sharp sundial]

You try

[alpine spruce]

I win all the time

By bong cloud

[alpine spruce]

They don't play bong cloud

[lusty bramble]

Hello

[viral epoch]

No way

[lusty bramble]

💀

[viral epoch]

I'm going to eat you

[lusty bramble]

Theres a 5sec timer 💀

[rocky vale]

Obviously

[grim edge]

no(r)way

[viral epoch]

I'll pull your wings

[sharp sundial]

Bro just wants pizza😂

[grim edge]

D:

don't

[viral epoch]

Ok

[nocturne elk]

Enjoy your ban! 🤡 pathetic cheater scum

[grim edge]

yay

[sharp sundial]

He means on lichess bro

[nocturne elk]

Nah he legit cheated against a few players and got banned

He had 90+% accuracy against a 1800 as a 600 💀

[viral epoch]

Potato

[nocturne elk]

Bro was as subtle as an elephant in a mall

[sharp sundial]

It is possible tho

[nocturne elk]

But not probable

[sharp sundial]

Because 600 blunders everything

[nocturne elk]

??

[sharp sundial]

We just have to capture pieces as 600

[nocturne elk]

No like the 600 won consecutive matches against me 1400 and the 1800

[sharp sundial]

Ohhhhhhh

[nocturne elk]

With ridiculous moves that turned out to be engine moves

💀

[normal hatch]

I love smurfing

[sharp sundial]

Bro thought he could get away

With it

[nocturne elk]

Ikr 💀

It’s way too obvious

[sharp sundial]

What's ur rating

[nocturne elk]

1469

[sharp sundial]

1v1?

[lean owl]

Dude this glitch made me lose alot

[sharp sundial]

I m noob so don't worry

[nocturne elk]

Erm what time control?

[sharp sundial]

Whatever u like

[nocturne elk]

Do u wanna play a daily game?

I will respond quicky dw

[sharp sundial]

Ohhh I don't calculate that much

Blitz?

[nocturne elk]

I play it like blitz though 😂

[sharp sundial]

Bullet?

[nocturne elk]

Hm sure I guess

[sharp sundial]

Okok

[nocturne elk]

Okay, i will send u the request from the chesscom app

[sharp sundial]

👍

Unranked

[jovial vector]

where tf is my brilliant Im suing magnus

[sharp sundial]

Holy sheesh

[nocturne elk]

Gg

[sharp sundial]

Good game

Puzzles came handy for me there

[sharp sundial]

Not even great😂

Are u usiing Komodo it treats a more harsh than stockfish sometimes

[grim edge]

:3

[jovial vector]

I have a theory that stockfish is racist

[nocturne elk]

He blocked and unblocked me 💀😂

<@&745328830649991179> this guy is a cheater that got banned on Chess.com and he openly admits to using an engine here
His chess.com username is VehbiAR

@worldly token

[willow niche]

come on

[sharp sundial]

Why do parents give mobile to kids

[willow niche]

HOW DO I SEND PICTURES

[cedar zenith]

would anyoone mind reviewing this? https://www.chess.com/game/live/92388715715

[worn ice]

Khavoqi (408) vs. Hulki-Hamburg (373)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 d6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Bc4 h6 5. c3 Nf6 6. d4 Nxe4 7. d5 Na5 8. Qa4+ Bd7 9. Qxa5 Be7 10. O-O O-O 11. fxe5 dxe5 12. d6 Bxd6 13. Nxe5 Bxe5 14. Qxe5 Bc6 15. Bf4 Kh8 16. Qh5 b5 17. Bb3 Nc5 18. Bxf7 Nd3 19. Bxh6 Qd5 20. Bxd5 Bxd5 21. Rxf8+ Kh7 22. Rxa8 Ne1 23. Qxd5 

[willow niche]

I HAVE IT

SO HOW DO I SSEND IT

[sharp sundial]

Don't play Vienna if opponent have qh4+

He can really beat u

[nocturne elk]

Dude is so afraid of my replies he unblocks me to deliver this then blocks me again 😂

[willow niche]

i got it

wait

[sharp sundial]

Bro stop

[willow niche]

mod's pls do not ban me

[sharp sundial]

Block him

[willow niche]

NOOOO

[nocturne elk]

Yeah alright

[willow niche]

[sharp sundial]

Ya then forget about him

Then hack his pc

[willow niche]

tf

[sharp sundial]

Find his address

[nocturne elk]

Nah he is probably like a young child
He should grow out of it

[willow niche]

nooooooooooooo

at least keep my dog alive

[nocturne elk]

I blocked him lol

I feel sad cause these ppl need help

[sharp sundial]

We can sell him

[nocturne elk]

But they dont see it

[willow niche]

bob

[nocturne elk]

Getting angry even though he is in the wrong lmfao

[willow niche]

u blocked me?

[nocturne elk]

No sir

[willow niche]

oh ok

[nocturne elk]

I blocked the cheater
I didn’t want to cause I wanted to talk some sense into him
But he blocked me first 💀

[sharp sundial]

Bro we ain't talking about u

[grim edge]

When I get sad recently I clear my mind by 10 bullet games of chess. And remind myself its okay if I lose because I'm just doing it to feel better, and then at the end of it all the intensity is like adrenaline that makes me feel a bit rejuvenated. And I just have to keep brushing off my loss and not tilt.

[viral epoch]

I think that'a a no no

[willow niche]

btw u are on yt rn so if u come kill my dog ...........

[sharp sundial]

Touch grass next time

[grim edge]

I've switched entirely to playing Scandi now and I win ever game with it in bullet its insane, I just always go into this positional game and destroy their position. Even when I make small inaccuracies like forgetting to get my LSB out they allow me to create some sort of weakness and just full send it XD

that was hard to spell

[sharp sundial]

Dude ain't nobody talking about u

[willow niche]

my man making an entier essay

[grim edge]

And I like that the scandi instantly creates an open game... An open game is the 1 true way to winning every game

You can just win on tactics every time Lol

[sharp sundial]

Bro is preparing for his interview

[willow niche]

@grim edge what is ur lo?

[grim edge]

1800cc

[willow niche]

can suggest me an oppening

[somber thunder]

HMU if u live in Australia and have a phone dm me asap and I’ll give a giftcard of choice if can help up to $60

[willow niche]

like in 2 weeks i have a chess competition

[grim edge]

scandi, colle, slav

[sharp sundial]

Nu-uh

[grim edge]

c5 Qb6 vs London

that rep is built on middle game strategy by creating a lot of familiar positions or ways to create common middlegames like carlsbad or isolani... so it requires a lot of understanding, but its also rather safe and solid so it works for (i assume) beginner trying to get in shape for a tournament quickly

because it escapes a lot of traps

[sharp sundial]

Vienna Gambit Rousseau gambit

[willow niche]

bruh

wait

i have an idea

[sharp sundial]

Against Italian opening Rousseau gambit dominates

[grim edge]

Can someone suggest a safe reply to Englund? I play the Bf4 Qb4 Bd2 line but I know there's simpler ways to play against it that requires no real traps or theory

[willow niche]

if i am 700 elo

can i use the icbm?

i know it's risky but...

[sharp sundial]

Knight attack

[sharp sundial]

Don't

[willow niche]

why not...

it's fun

[sharp sundial]

I played once blundered a pawn

And list the end game

If ur opponent knows icbm u r screwed

[grim edge]

What kind of competition is it?

[sharp sundial]

Just trade down until they are pawn up

[willow niche]

idk

[grim edge]

like school club, or tournament

[willow niche]

from my school

[grim edge]

Good morning

[sharp sundial]

Play carocon

[grim edge]

My headdddd I have school in like 3 hours helppo

[sharp sundial]

Lot of people gets lost in caro

[grim edge]

Yeah you can use ICBM, but just know that that those positions are not really solid or classical by any nature and also bad, so your understand of how to play them (if your opponent doesnt fall for it) will always be uncomfortable and hard to defend. And if you want to take the the game seriously you should consider openings that give you a lot more solid and easy play that have many comfortable positions for you.

But in a school club, your chances of them falling for the trap are higher depending how beginnerish they are. And even if they dont, they will be so bad that its not like an uncomfortable position means anything

[willow niche]

like 13 years or so

[sharp sundial]

Actually bring 1 pawn down is bad at every level

If they know what they are doing u r really in truble

[grim edge]

What about the damiano petroff? I used to play it in my OTB tournaments and so many of the 1 pawn down lines just ends in draws because of the amount of weaknesses black can attack or development black can get. And often I just got wins from positional understanding of them not knowing how to address the threats black makes.

So I wouldn't say it's actually bad at any level to be down a pawn, even out of the opening

a pawn down in many positions where theres activity and counterplay means little

[sacred steeple]

onay eednay otay etgay osay oliticalpay odaytay 😠

[grim edge]

cause so many endings can lead to a KP vs K draw

[sharp sundial]

Me being a pawn up never lost

So idk

[grim edge]

And magnus has never beaten me

So idk, maybe im the best player in the world

[sharp sundial]

😂

U need rating tho

[grim edge]

Me? Look at yours 💀

[sharp sundial]

Let's say below 1500 then

[fast sand]

Amazing!
I sometime lost being +6 type

[sharp sundial]

Happens

Canon event

I only like 3 gambits

[keen parrot]

good morning good people

[sharp sundial]

Vienna Rousseau and blackmar deimar they are more stable to play

[sacred steeple]

ellohay heretay irsay

[fast sand]

I haven't learnt a single gambit yet

[sharp sundial]

I just play random gambits then realise it was good then study it

[keen parrot]

milner-barry, kings gambit, evans, scotch gambit

[fast sand]

woah!

I used to make random moves but now I play with proper opening(not any gambit tho)

[sharp sundial]

Not actually full study

Like only 4 moves☠️

[fast sand]

Oh!

I rather prefer to go with one opening than leraning 10

tho at least 2-3 should be learnt deeply imo

[sharp sundial]

Loo

[drowsy lodge]

700 bullet lol

lmfao i hit 700 bullet on my 100th bullet game tf

[sharp sundial]

I rather learn 10 opening but not deeply

Just getting my uncreative mind a chance

It's vant keuji

One of my favourite opening

[drowsy lodge]

thats not the cow

[sharp sundial]

Vant kruji allows lot of tactics

Complications

[toxic valley]

Is white dead lost( Kc3 discovered check and attack on queen at same time)

[keen parrot]

no way, its korean sans undertale

yes white is dead lost

[sharp sundial]

It's M1 infact

Why it's a mistake it should be a blunde

Blunder

[grim edge]

:3

[jagged minnow]

What's your elo for your opponents to be this bad

[potent raven]

every move he plays is dead lost so this one isn't that bad compared to his best move

[drowsy lodge]

oh damn so close to 3k

@grim edge whats ur chess.com acc name

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1546 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[dusk totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167680704558157964/1168459437867012166/IMG_20231030_134345.jpg?ex=6551d7a6&is=653f62a6&hm=f61773f49036be36ea448f9050b82563c1b073aaacee939e97052a1f70567a28&

Nothing in this world is free; not even a pawn (btw I'm the one who is low on time)

[drowsy lodge]

u went from 2500 to 2800 damn

whats the website

[sacred steeple]

I thought this was rapid rating for a second I was like what is this person doing chatting with us

[sharp sundial]

What the

[dusk totem]

Chessable

[drowsy lodge]

is it free??

lmfao

[dusk totem]

No way ☠️

There's so many free things too

[drowsy lodge]

bro how are people 65550 puzzles

[soft star]

I haven't played chess in months I've went from a 500 to like a newbie

[jovial vector]

give me a number of hours to do puzzles I will do it

[dusk totem]

☠️

Buy Gotham's course too

[drowsy lodge]

nah someone is 4000 puzzles and got all 200 right

[drowsy lodge]

like what

[grim edge]

:3

[drowsy lodge]

i need openings for black

[dusk totem]

Opening

[dusk totem]

Free free

[dusk totem]

I've played with 5000 guy

[drowsy lodge]

idk what openings though

[drowsy lodge]

theres a NM who is like 50k in puzzles

its insane

[dusk totem]

Real

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/member/el008

[maiden helm]

Bro that shit a scam

64 usd for a course by a IM is wild

[dusk totem]

"I like puzzle battles and bullet games"

His bio speaks for itself 🗣️🗣️

[drowsy lodge]

he's one of the best hyperbullet players

[dusk totem]

Utuber?

[maiden helm]

I would be an idiot to buy it when so much free theory on virtually every opening exists on 1 youtube channel

[drowsy lodge]

idk

[strange plinth]

ey ey can someone help?

[maiden helm]

Hanging Pawns on youtube is all u need for theory

[drowsy lodge]

What openings should I learn for black because I always lose when im playing black because I only play e4 and i haven't studied fricking openings for black

[maiden helm]

i have a job lmao i could buy it if i wanted but you could spend ur money on so much free shit

[willow niche]

sup

[strange plinth]

basically i took the free trial on diamond of wtv and its just charged over 100 dollars to my account

[sharp sundial]

Blackmar diemar gambit

[maiden helm]

you don’t need deep theory at 1500

[willow niche]

i am back

[fast sand]

what about pirc

vs e4

[grim edge]

Hello everyone

[willow niche]

siccilian

[sharp sundial]

Hi.

[drowsy lodge]

yeah ik that

[willow niche]

who doesn't play the siccilian

[sharp sundial]

Then how u loose

[grim edge]

How are you feeling?

[maiden helm]

u can’t play a black diemar every single time

[sharp sundial]

Who does

[willow niche]

or the indian

[fast sand]

I

[drowsy lodge]

HES LIKE 10 LMFAO

[dusk totem]

Racist

[sharp sundial]

What

[maiden helm]

i play on lichess

[digital phoenix]

sup cheese.com server

[dusk totem]

KIDS ARE CRAZY These days

[drowsy lodge]

could a 700 get 3k puzzle rating

[maiden helm]

1900

[rare shuttle]

hello chat

[drowsy lodge]

watch me do it

[fast sand]

Gotham would be proud of you

[sharp sundial]

😂

[drowsy lodge]

What are your games

I mean im still 1750 puzzles at 700

thats still good

[maiden helm]

i mean yeah, if u don’t play games and strictly do puzzles and nothing else

[drowsy lodge]

nah i play games

[sharp sundial]

Implement those puzzles in games

You will be 1400

[drowsy lodge]

alrught

[drowsy lodge]

fr?

[sharp sundial]

Yes

[drowsy lodge]

i've managed to beat some 1100-1500s

[maiden helm]

qe1!! 😔🙏

[fast sand]

It's a 3k one..?

[sharp sundial]

Puzzles are crucial for chess games not just for fun

[maiden helm]

beating a 1400 and getting to 1400 are very different

[fast sand]

Bh8..?

[potent raven]

bh1?

[drowsy lodge]

well yeah

[sharp sundial]

Bh1?

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge send me a 3k puzzle in dms

[toxic valley]

Why is it dead lost game if you lose one knight for free

[willow niche]

anyone up for a game?

[sharp sundial]

YES

[potent raven]

bxf3

[sharp sundial]

Qe2

Gg ezzzz

[fast sand]

Rxf3

[potent raven]

rxf3 should work

[toxic valley]

Qxf7+

[maiden helm]

i haven’t been playing much chess recently been on that minecraft grind started a realm with my friends

[fast sand]

attacking the dark bishop and rook

[drowsy lodge]

The ReisgnF4

[willow niche]

Bh1?

[sharp sundial]

No its m3

[sharp sundial]

Qe2

[maiden helm]

bh1 is actually such a nice move

[fast sand]

Rxf1

[sharp sundial]

No bh1 f3 qe2

[willow niche]

who's up for a game?

[sharp sundial]

Wait nvm

Qe2 dosent make sense

[fast sand]

that was easy

[maiden mesa]

for some reason my uscf rating is, like, 400 when im about 1400 online. i know that online is always gonna be more inflated than otb, but doesnt that seem a bit disproportionate? anyone else experienced anything similar?

[sharp sundial]

I m bad at chess sorry

[willow niche]

hey albert

[potent raven]

1400 rapid? what time controll do you usually play online?

[maiden mesa]

30:0, yeah. 25d5 otb

[sharp sundial]

Bh2

Bxh2+

[potent raven]

bxh2 and then bxg2?

[strange plinth]

my rating is around 400, everyone arounf 400 i lose to, but i win against players at 1200 and bots at 1800
it always confuses me

[sharp sundial]

Oh ya

[maiden mesa]

i always make some stupid straight up blunder otb that i never would online, like just hanging a piece or something, i think just because my board vision is so terrible otb compared to online, how do i fix not seeing obvious stuff?

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[sharp sundial]

Is it bxh2+?

[fast sand]

Bxh2+

well U answered it very early 😅

[sharp sundial]

Wait lemme answer

[potent raven]

||was on the right way, didn't see the rook sac though ||

[sharp sundial]

Oh ya we were right

Only for 2 moves tho☠️

[willow niche]

ok so

i have a very hard puzzle

i set up myself

wait

how tf do i send it

[sharp sundial]

I too have a puzzle

[flat gyro]

press this button

[fast sand]

can you send me it's FeN

chevission ai is f**

[keen parrot]

im in an unusually good mood today

[lucid vortex]

and how much in blitz/rapid u should be with 3k in puzzles?

[willow niche]

ok so

[keen parrot]

depends on how hard you grind it

[willow niche]

black to move

[keen parrot]

i got from 1500 to 3000 in one sitting, im 2500

[willow niche]

white moved pawn to e4

[keen parrot]

anyone thats 2000 or higher should get 3000 without too much trouble

[flat gyro]

wait

oop

i messed up

[keen parrot]

chess.com puzzles can be really stupid

[fast sand]

why stockfish says it's not a mate

[keen parrot]

what did i do to you

[fast sand]

Ah

[lucid vortex]

i get like 2600 without troubles, but for higher rating i need to think much longer, im 1600 blitz/rapid

[fast sand]

that fen wasn't correct

[flat gyro]

what the

where have you been

[potent raven]

generally the difference is around 1000-1200 not a set difference though

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-im-unbanned-gif-22722749

(i was never banned, i just left)

[flat gyro]

real

[willow niche]

wait

[fast sand]

king and queen's position are interchanged

[sharp sundial]

Find m2 here

[surreal lantern]

anyone up for a game

[keen parrot]

yeah i left cause cole was being cole, then had to come back cause he was still spreading his shit even though i left a month ago

[flat gyro]

qh6 kg8 e8=Q?

[keen parrot]

now im barack though

[flat gyro]

else Kf7 Qg8#

[sharp sundial]

Kf7

[flat gyro]

ohh

wait

[keen parrot]

e8=Q and Qh6 bozos

[sharp sundial]

Kf7 not q

[keen parrot]

beeg brain

[flat gyro]

getting those 1200 puzzles 💪 💪

[opaque violet]

it's kinda weird how the average elo is 600-700

[keen parrot]

i dont think thats so weird

[flat gyro]

that feels kinda high

maybe a bit lower

id think 100-300

[keen parrot]

the average person only plays a few games for fun

[sharp sundial]

Lol bozo😂

[cinder sky]

hi

[sharp sundial]

It wasent easy tbh

[keen parrot]

?

[flat gyro]

if there are 10 million chess players they get massively outweighed by the 7-8 billion non chess players

[fast sand]

f8=Q Kh7 Qh6#

[cinder sky]

hourly reminder that it’s just a game guys

[flat gyro]

just check the dude

[sharp sundial]

King has no good move

[keen parrot]

f8Q and Qh6 is mate in two bozo

[flat gyro]

he has nothing

[lucid vortex]

loses, and never plays again xd

[keen parrot]

black plays Kf7, where is the mate?

[sharp sundial]

It was rather not checking the black king

[flat gyro]

wdym

[sharp sundial]

It's a zutchswanh

[flat gyro]

no its not

[cinder sky]

you set it with white to play lmao

[keen parrot]

german moment

[fast sand]

@sharp sundial correct?

[flat gyro]

are you trying to say zugzwang?

[grim edge]

:3

[flat gyro]

cuz this is not it

[keen parrot]

no he obviously meant zutchswanh

[flat gyro]

less of a zwischenzug either

[sharp sundial]

WAIT HOLD

[willow niche]

white to move

[flat gyro]

zeitnot?

that is the most applicable here

[fast sand]

U don't know about zutchswanh?

[keen parrot]

that just means time trouble lmao

[willow niche]

black played pawn to b5

[sharp sundial]

This was the actual uzzle

[fast sand]

it's a mate in 1 broo

[flat gyro]

exactly 💀

[willow niche]

wrong

[cinder sky]

this isn’t even a legal position xd

[sharp sundial]

Sorry I set king qrong

[willow niche]

U PLAY EN PASSANT AND HANG MATE IN ONE

[keen parrot]

well we dont know if blacks last move was b5 or not

[sharp sundial]

My fault

[willow niche]

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SHOW

[sharp sundial]

But you get the point

[keen parrot]

make an analysis board on the move before and play b5

[sharp sundial]

Qa7 king is in zutchswanh

[fast sand]

who cares
just get in front of the king with queen

[willow niche]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[flat gyro]

resign

[maiden mesa]

f4

[keen parrot]

no its not

[flat gyro]

am i getting gaslighted

[keen parrot]

Qa7 Kf7 and white has no mate

[opaque violet]

e4

[flat gyro]

is zutchswanh a real thing

[fast sand]

h3 😂

[keen parrot]

the mate in 2 is e8Q Kh7 Qh6

[sharp sundial]

Anywhere king moves its force checkmate

[fast sand]

U didn't take the sarcasm right?

[keen parrot]

zugzwang means "forced move"

[flat gyro]

but like

[opaque violet]

i found your chess.com account

[flat gyro]

you wouldn't call this zugzwang

the white king is just getting mated

[sharp sundial]

H4

[nimble niche]

a4

[flat gyro]

zugzwang is where the position sucks because you have to make a move

[sharp sundial]

E4

[fast sand]

I like e4 btw

[flat gyro]

i like men btw

[sharp sundial]

Ya e4

[opaque violet]

bro mains london

[fast sand]

I like women btw

[keen parrot]

@flat gyro typical zugzwang position, white to move

[fast sand]

Oo yeah 😅

[flat gyro]

wtm is good right?

oh wait

[sharp sundial]

Yes ke7

[flat gyro]

nvm im dumb

[keen parrot]

exactly, Ke7 forcing Kg5 and then Ke6

[flat gyro]

literally 700 puzzle 😭

i swear this is in the gotham chess beginner endgames

[keen parrot]

not really, tons of 1200s would get this wrong

[maiden helm]

Hello vimun aka tilt

[keen parrot]

thats zugzwang

[flat gyro]

yeah

[keen parrot]

its a very simple example

but yeah

[flat gyro]

when black has nothing and white has like 3 passed pawns and a queen

i wouldn't call that zugzwang

[fast sand]

I don't think that is zugzwang

[flat gyro]

if any side only has a king id say it is impossible for them to ever have a zugzwang

[fast sand]

that's just a formality

[fast sand]

King vs pawn endgames

there could be then

[keen parrot]

then you have pawns

[flat gyro]

wdym

[sharp sundial]

It's when black has only bad moves actually

[grim edge]

Hello tilt

[flat gyro]

no

[keen parrot]

not really

[keen parrot]

hello

[sharp sundial]

Blackcant come close to pawn and this is in zutchswanh

[flat gyro]

refer to this
is white in zugzwang here

[fast sand]

1 king vs all pieces ofc won't fall under zugzwang
but a king vs 2 pawns and 1 king could

[willow niche]

yes

[sharp sundial]

Yesssss

[flat gyro]

. -.

[sharp sundial]

Every move leads to m1

[flat gyro]

my guy

[fast sand]

I don't think it's a tactic or wht

[flat gyro]

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what zugzwang is

[fast sand]

Maybe by def. it could be
but not by sense

[sharp sundial]

And black is forced to m1

[willow niche]

u guys remember ur first brillian move?

[fast sand]

It's a simple mate

[opaque violet]

i frogot

[willow niche]

the hype!!

[flat gyro]

STARKY

[sharp sundial]

O-0

[fast sand]

I've only made some like 2 in all the games I've analysed

[maiden helm]

Starky is actually a legend

[sharp sundial]

I hung the knight and it was a brilliant move

[fast sand]

and i don't remember either of them

[willow niche]

i still remember mine

[flat gyro]

bro is fighting an impossible battle 😔

[opaque violet]

wait i'll try to find my first brilliant

[willow niche]

and my second

[sharp sundial]

So it was a accidental blunder

[flat gyro]

for every one starky there is 100 nonbelievers

[fast sand]

how many brilliants u have?

[willow niche]

3

[fast sand]

and how many games have u played?

[maiden helm]

you won’t believe this shit but i was in a vc w someone in this server and i was oh hey starky is in chat and dude was like i think i know him irl and bro actually did 💀💀

[flat gyro]

💀

[sharp sundial]

I have red brilliant moves

[maiden helm]

they were in like a chess club in high school together

[flat gyro]

does pixel know starky irl

[sharp sundial]

Don't know if that counts

[flat gyro]

you only have 300 games?

[fast sand]

how do i find them?

[maiden helm]

99.9% brilliants mean nothing very few times they actually deserve a brilliant

[fast sand]

ofc it does

[flat gyro]

whaa

you have like 20k messages in here

[fast sand]

u may have 300-400 brilliants

[opaque violet]

wait can you check for me

[flat gyro]

you need diamond

[maiden helm]

nah u need diamond too see and can’t check others shit

[flat gyro]

not worth

[sharp sundial]

Then I have 3k or something

[opaque violet]

rip

[flat gyro]

just use lichess

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-rick-roll-rick-astley-rick-rolled-gif-26423091

[keen parrot]

i have 23k

[sharp sundial]

Dream is stupid

[flat gyro]

you are stupid >:((((

[sharp sundial]

Face reveal was dumbest blunder

[maiden helm]

i have infinite messages

[flat gyro]

dream is my god 😩
he is so hot 😍

[lucid vortex]

is that only for diamond members?

[keen parrot]

infinite accounts in the server too

[flat gyro]

insights

[sharp sundial]

But he should have kept his face a secret

[drowsy lodge]

how to chec that

[flat gyro]

why?

[sharp sundial]

It creates mystery

[flat gyro]

if he didn't i wouldn't have any material :(

[sharp sundial]

He lost fanfollowing due to face reveal

He killed himself

[flat gyro]

did you watch one youtube video about this or is this your actual own opinion

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[sharp sundial]

Actual opinion

[willow niche]

wait

[sharp sundial]

Everyone I met says dream Is really stuid

[willow niche]

is there a way to search the country o fmy opponent

i remmeber my first brilliant was against a guy from israel

[flat gyro]

their country shows up next to the name

oh

[drowsy lodge]

its insane that only 46k players are above 2k in rapid

[sharp sundial]

Dream also uploaded his last vid right?

Or is it going to be 6 hunters?

[fast sand]

why my global rank is 5.5 lakhs when there are only 3.5 lakhs people above 1500

[sharp sundial]

Also there are utube shorts that dream fakes his spedrun

And ngl their prooves are pretty true

[spark sage]

And im one of them

[drowsy lodge]

I wish i was

[sharp sundial]

I m 2 elo

On lichess

[willow niche]

i know that i sacrificed the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK

[sharp sundial]

100 000

Wait a sec

[fast sand]

Oh sorry

[maiden helm]

Hush down

[fast sand]

550k my rank
350k players at that ranking

[sharp sundial]

10 00 00 0is 1 lakh

So hundred thousand

[fast sand]

No
1,00,000 is 1 lakh

[sharp sundial]

Oh yayayaya

I got confused

You know maths

Gravity off today

My math is not mathing today

[fast sand]

Yeah maths & sci. are in syllabus

[sharp sundial]

I think my brain is not braining

[drowsy lodge]

bro theres a 10 yr old kid who can do 3200-5000 rated puzzles fastest than i can get out of talking to women

[fast sand]

some functions aren't functioning

[fast sand]

who?

[sharp sundial]

I solved a jigsaw puzzle it said 7+years but I solved it in 3years

[drowsy lodge]

el008

[sharp sundial]

HOW

[fast sand]

bcz he's a cheater

[sharp sundial]

Lol whattty

He is still playing 😂😂😂😂

[fast sand]

He could've cheated to play 😅

chess.com is fine with 6 accnts

[sharp sundial]

Bro is annoying chess devs

[fast sand]

then why not to sandbag

[drowsy lodge]

WTF

[nocturne elk]

Why do ppl do these things smh my head

Like that cheater I reported just made an account today and friended his alt 💀 😂

[sharp sundial]

Generation today is wild

[proven night]

is there just no daily puzzle on chess.com today?

[drowsy lodge]

hllo how ar you

[drowsy lodge]

timzon

[drowsy lodge]

that was me

[nocturne elk]

Lol fr though he did

[drowsy lodge]

i wanna get 1800 puzzles

[nocturne elk]

That seems like many puzzles to buy..

[drowsy lodge]

yeah ik

and it's goanna take a while

[nocturne elk]

An excessive amount almost

[uneven forge]

Who dares to challenge me

I am rated your mom's weight in elo

Which means over 9000

[drowsy lodge]

wahts ur puzzle rating

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1048 (peak)
Blitz: 1077 (peak)
Bullet: 1067 (1090 peak)

[nocturne elk]

Now like 2500+, 2775 at peak on my alt

I just want 3069 then I will keep it there 😔

[uneven forge]

You pitiful humans you don't dare to compete against my ai god level brains

It's Best if you remain playing negative elo chess between yourselves.

[drowsy lodge]

im at my peak

[nocturne elk]

Ngl I have been having issues with getting over the plateau lol

[drowsy lodge]

i havent

[nocturne elk]

How much?

[drowsy lodge]

bcs im 700 with a absurd puzzle rating

[maiden helm]

what’s ur puzzle rating

[sharp sundial]

Who is worst utuber at chess

[drowsy lodge]

1736

[nocturne elk]

How many did u attempt?