Your opponent slowly became better as the game progressed
#💬〡general-off-topic
worn iceBOT
Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1538 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570
opal arch
can anyone help me with chess im strugle at middle game i am a begginer
honest blaze
can anyone help me with chess im strugle at middle game i am a begginer
I can
blazing creek
slate owl
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
thorny oyster
how to join discord chess club here?
honest blaze
Why
blazing creek
it was Rf4
honest blaze
Ya
tired falcon
how do i study otb after playing too much online 2d chess
blazing creek
buy a digital chess board
peak plank
why do you greet people with asking their age ._.
tired falcon
buy a digital chess board
too expensive hell nah
blazing creek
oof
blazing creek
too expensive hell nah
buy expensive tickets for irl tournaments
honest blaze
Ok
peak plank
3
tired falcon
im around 1900-2000 rapid tho, peaked 2020 something
worn iceBOT
Chess.com Bot
honest blaze
THANKS
peak plank
I woke up maybe half an hour ago
peak plank
im around 1900-2000 rapid tho, peaked 2020 something
connect
peak plank
unity this is not how you greet people
stable jungleBOT
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peak plank
connect
ornate kraken
word
peak plank
👀
ornate kraken
lets hear bout it
honest blaze
@grim edge are you a girl
tired falcon
this good now?
ornate kraken
he wants you
honest blaze
Just asking
tired falcon
i connected my chesscom account, how do i see my stats
grim edge
Konichiwa
honest blaze
@grim edge idc if you don't wanna tell
worn iceBOT
Name: dorito back (stronger-smarter-better)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1637 (1723 peak)
ornate kraken
bros pressed cus they didnt reveal their gender 💀
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1091 (1164 peak)
Bullet: 1103 (1209 peak)
winter ridge
<@456226577798135808> are you a girl
Oh boy
tired falcon
guys how do i become better if my classmates dont know how to play chess
ornate kraken
discord got some weird mfs
grim edge
Going to 1.2k was easy
winter ridge
guys how do i become better if my classmates dont know how to play chess
Don’t play your classmates then
tired falcon
im 14 years old i dont wanna play old people lol
grim edge
im 14 years old i dont wanna play old people lol
Wdym by old people?
honest blaze
Me
ornate kraken
how old are you
tired falcon
Going to 1.2k was easy
say that to my 2030 peak
lone zenith
bye guys
honest blaze
No
peak plank
say that to my 2030 peak
2030 peak only?
worn iceBOT
Name: KL L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)
grim edge
Okay
tired falcon
Wdym by old people?
older people who play chess, i dont know so many people who play chess
peak plank
HA
honest blaze
@grim edge do you play Minecraft
peak plank
unity is too broke
grim edge
older people who play chess, i dont know so many people who play chess
Like Kasparov or Vishy?
elfin crag
guys, im home alone, what should i do 🤔 ?
ornate kraken
Like Kasparov or Vishy?
both
honest blaze
17
tired falcon
Like Kasparov or Vishy?
who are they
peak plank
guys, im home alone, what should i do 🤔 ?
not tell discord that
ornate kraken
guys, im home alone, what should i do 🤔 ?
workout
tired falcon
idk them bruh 💀
fallen valley
say that to my 2030 peak
If you're going to make those claims, I highly suggest you connect your main account to your discord profile
grim edge
who are they
Beyond your chess skills
honest blaze
Oh sad
winter ridge
If you're going to make those claims, I highly suggest you connect your main acc...
Hope that’s an authorized alt at least
tired falcon
If you're going to make those claims, I highly suggest you connect your main acc...
just believe me
tired falcon
on chrome my alt account is logged in, but on my app its my main
honest blaze
@grim edge what is your age
winter ridge
<@456226577798135808> what is your age
👀
nova dune
Your opponent slowly became better as the game progressed
left is me
fallen valley
just believe me
No one has any obligation or reason to believe you. On top of that, alt accounts have to be approved by Chess.com
tired falcon
No one has any obligation or reason to believe you. On top of that, alt accounts...
oh no dont delete it please
tired falcon
my alt account is only to play OTB games, my main account is to play online
ornate kraken
16
grim edge
Anyway
tired falcon
i dont cheat why do i get banned
ornate kraken
i dont cheat why do i get banned
youre too good
grim edge
youre too good
Yes
honest blaze
i dont cheat why do i get banned
Really
fallen valley
i dont cheat why do i get banned
You're not getting banned, you're being told to authorize your alt account(s) with Chess.com
honest blaze
i dont cheat why do i get banned
What's the reason
tired falcon
youre too good
thanks i do believe that im good chess player for my age
tired falcon
You're not getting banned, you're being told to authorize your alt account(s) wi...
how do i authorize
tired falcon
What's the reason
theyre saying u cant have an alt account in chess.com
peak plank
💀
tired falcon
do they really care about alt accounts that much
peak plank
do they really care about alt accounts that much
they do, thats why !alt exists
stable jungleBOT
fill up the form 
https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
tired falcon
i dont doubt there are many others who created an alt account without authorization
grim edge
theyre saying u cant have an alt account in chess.com
No body is gonna know unless you say
grim edge
Yes
tired falcon
now im in trouble
peak plank
No body is gonna know unless you say
Incorrect, we have found a LOT in this server and there are serval more
slate owl
man i just played such a wild game\
fallen valley
No body is gonna know unless you say
Nahhhhhhhh, Big Brother is always watching
slate owl
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/92328103175
Name: oSwqn (elpida32)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1337 (1339 peak)
Blitz: 2024 (2033 peak)
Bullet: 1496 (1595 peak)
slate owl
i thought i was the smart one
honest blaze
theyre saying u cant have an alt account in chess.com
I mean faie play or sportsmanship
What policy
slate owl
rapid 1300 and blitz 2000 is crazy
honest blaze
theyre saying u cant have an alt account in chess.com
It means your ip is banned
shrewd ice
Hi
slate owl
thats cwazy
tired falcon
my blitz is 300 elo lower than my rapid,
is that normal
or should my blitz be closer
slate owl
my blitz is 300 elo lower than my rapid,
is that normal
its more than just normal
its at npc level
peak plank
blitz isnt chess idrc
slate owl
thats cuwuazy
tired falcon
i have a friend who is 2300 rapid but 1500 blitz, i win sometimes against him in blitz
peak plank
my blitz is also over 300 elo lower than my rapid, you know why? I have played maybe 5 rated blitz games in past the 6 months
keen parrot
i have a friend who is 2300 rapid but 1500 blitz, i win sometimes against him in...
then i hate to break it to you, but he is cheating
tired falcon
then i hate to break it to you, but he is cheating
how
peak plank
💀
keen parrot
you need a strong man to buy you things?
tired falcon
maybe he prefers slow paced games
keen parrot
that's woman behavior
honest blaze
Wow I think you are so happy
fallen valley
then i hate to break it to you, but he is cheating
Nah it's possible, some people just don't play Blitz
peak plank
thats why people call you gay smh
honest blaze
Wanna play
tired falcon
i wanna get 2000 blitz too
how long did it take u to be good
slate owl
gay is cool
keen parrot
Nah it's possible, some people just don't play Blitz
2300 rapid is crazy though, you need to be either 2k+ fide or an extremely determined 1700 fide
grim edge
This server is cancer
keen parrot
and even a 1700 fide wouldn't have 1500 blitz
honest blaze
Oh
fallen valley
This server is cancer
Thank you for your observation. Why are you spending your time here?
honest blaze
thats why people call you gay smh
Xd
peak plank
This server is cancer
wow, you already determined that after 1 hour or so? Amazing.
tired falcon
oh nice
how old are you now? im 14
keen parrot
how are you so low in rapid?
tired falcon
my dad says i should aim for a chess title
keen parrot
you should be much higher
grim edge
Thank you for your observation. Why are you spending your time here?
Well i am leaving , cya
peak plank
I dont play chess
keen parrot
Well i am leaving , cya
you joined today...
winter ridge
2300 rapid is crazy though, you need to be either 2k+ fide or an extremely deter...
I mean even I almost hit it but I was not 1500 blitz lol
fallen valley
Well i am leaving , cya
RIP Bozo, he will not be missed 😭😭😭
tulip tusk
;
keen parrot
time to play 90 mins of online blitz to warm up for otb blitz
white sorrel
vimun is here
keen parrot
i am indeed here
tired falcon
discord is weird so many animal/anime profile pictures
keen parrot
ty
tulip tusk
time to play 90 mins of online blitz to warm up for otb blitz
im horrid at blitz
white sorrel
discord is weird so many animal/anime profile pictures
honest blaze
discord is weird so many animal/anime profile pictures
Ya
grim edge
Look like it
honest blaze
I think you are boy
tired falcon
i never played a tournament so i dont know my otb rating
grim edge
Wait no It say U can buy to own the game or play until you pass subcribtion ran out
mystic stream
tulip tusk
yeah i get that lmao
white sorrel
time to play 90 mins of online blitz to warm up for otb blitz
ever seen 0.0 gain?
grim edge
oh well try it to see if it's a demo or not
honest blaze
yeah i get that lmao
What did you get
keen parrot
ever seen 0.0 gain?
russian embassy school
white sorrel
my wins and loses cancelled even other out
grim edge
bruh
tulip tusk
What did you get
?
honest blaze
my wins and loses cancelled even other out
Hiow
white sorrel
russian embassy school
is not fair he is lower rated in rapid
keen parrot
is not fair he is lower rated in rapid
rn im -1.4 elo after 4 rounds, but i had to play a fuxking GM when i was 0.5/2
i also am down on rating despite my performance rating being higher than my own
pseudo stratus
@fresh wind No mean to bother but there is a guy on chess streaming 1 and now he left he keeps bothering people his name is (oscar dos santos antonio montana) probably underaged can you please do somethin about it? i mentioned u because when i try to mention @ moderator it pops me up you and a bot thank you
He is probably on chess streaming 2 right now
honest blaze
Anyone want to hear a poem
keen parrot
<@129315259826700288> No mean to bother but there is a guy on chess streaming 1...
its best to do this in DMs so that the guy doesnt suspect
white sorrel
Anyone want to hear a poem
my venge.io name is poem
keen parrot
you know that we can look you up by fide id
honest blaze
In a world of squares and kings of might,
Where strategy unfolds in endless night,
Upon a board, black and white, they meet,
The pieces dance, a battle bittersweet.
The pawns, the foot soldiers, in rows they stand,
They march with courage, obey the grand plan,
Bishops, rooks, and knights in armor's gleam,
Guarding the throne, they form a steadfast team.
The queen, a regal force, commands the fray,
Her power knows no bounds, her will holds sway,
With grace and might, she weaves a lethal spell,
Across the board, her foes, in terror, dwell.
The king, a humble sovereign in his keep,
In shadows hides, his safety is his keep,
He's the heart of this intricate design,
The purpose of this game, the final line.
In chess, a battle of the mind, we find,
A symphony of wits, to all mankind,
A timeless game where every move is art,
Where strategy and skill play their part.
As pieces clash and strategies unfold,
The story of this ancient game is told,
In every match, a drama to confess,
The endless beauty of the game of chess.
keen parrot
In a world of squares and kings of might,
Where strategy unfolds in endless nigh...
cringe
tired falcon
how do u get your real rating elo
pseudo stratus
its best to do this in DMs so that the guy doesnt suspect
Yes, but its been every day that 1 guy always does bother players when they take seriously their game
keen parrot
how do u get your real rating elo
play real tournaments
white sorrel
how do u get your real rating elo
play against 5 rated oppoenents and atleast draw one
tired falcon
play real tournaments
where do i find real tournaments
i dont think their in the philippines
white sorrel
where do i find real tournaments
on the internet
keen parrot
where do i find real tournaments
look at your national chess federation and see what tournaments are around you
tulip tusk
<@129315259826700288> No mean to bother but there is a guy on chess streaming 1...
damn, full government name is crazy
keen parrot
philippines, depends on where
keen parrot
there should be quite a bit of activity in the major cities
keen bear
how to get registered there
honest blaze
damn, full government name is crazy
Can you read my poem
pseudo stratus
damn, full government name is crazy
Imagine hearing him too how he shouts
tulip tusk
Can you read my poem
3/10
white sorrel
there should be quite a bit of activity in the major cities
alot
keen bear
otb rating u mean
tulip tusk
i like the effort :D
keen parrot
i like the effort :D
thats the one thing it doesnt have, its chatgpt
keen bear
we dont have fide tournaments tho
tulip tusk
thats the one thing it doesnt have, its chatgpt
oh
white sorrel
im 1250 in standard only :(
keen bear
bosnia
honest blaze
In your eyes, I find a world so bright,
With every glance, my heart takes flight.
Your smile, a beacon in the darkest night,
In your love, I find my guiding light.@tulip tusk
white sorrel
<@456226577798135808>
white sorrel
also if ur under 500 dont go to tournaments
keen bear
thats 200 km away from me 💀💀💀
keen parrot
thats 200 km away from me 💀💀💀
how is every city 200 km away from you
keen bear
also if ur under 500 dont go to tournaments
im over 500, i dont play chess.com much
white sorrel
how is every city 200 km away from you
he lives in green and tournaments are red
honest blaze
@keen parrot On the checkered board, the pieces stand,
A battle of wits, grand and planned.
Kings and queens, knights at their side,
In this ancient game, strategies hide.
Pawns advance with dreams held tight,
In the game of chess, where minds take flight.
grim edge
help
honest blaze
@grim edge what happened
grim edge
where can i sent image?
keen parrot
he lives in green and tournaments are red
there are ones in banja luka though
keen bear
he lives in green and tournaments are red
send me tournament near tuzla
keen bear
im not in bihac
keen bear
that Doboj one is for under 15
honest blaze
wait can i dm you
I am good too
grim edge
then ill dm u
keen bear
send me website so i can look it up myself @white sorrel
honest blaze
then ill dm u
Ok DM me
slate owl
my hands cold
honest blaze
check check
K
quick latch
YO ! ! !
ornate kraken
these pills can take the pain away, but they wont heal me...
grim edge
these pills can take the pain away, but they wont heal me...
choso
polar trench
check check
adolf rizzler
quick latch
anyone 1400 wants to play some rapid ?
grim edge
im also choso
polar trench
anyone 1400 wants to play some rapid ?
im 1300 if you still want to
quick latch
im 1300 if you still want to
sure lets go
ornate kraken
im also choso
mhm
polar trench
sure lets go
link
ornate kraken
i guess
tulip tusk
how do i send screenshots
grim edge
😱
tulip tusk
is it because im new
grim edge
embed fail 😱
silver patio
hello
keen bear
is fide https://ratings.fide.com/rated_tournaments.phtml?country=BIH
only doboj is close ig
tulip tusk
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/92332285657
keen bear
also im turning 16 so idk if its gonna work
tulip tusk
i just won against a 1900
tulip tusk
slate owl
my feet cold
silver patio
mb too dark
alr lemme change it
slate owl
my hands cold
dusk totem
i just won against a 1900
What's your rating?
slate owl
help me
slate owl
<:blunder:823648979194740746>
i like your status
dusk totem
my hands cold
Put under your pants
tulip tusk
What's your rating?
does the game show for everyone
grim edge
alr lemme change it
real
slate owl
Put under your pants
thats crazy
dusk totem
thats crazy
No
tulip tusk
What's your rating?
100 (i used to sandbag now i only play unrated)
tulip tusk
i dont know what my actual rating would be if i started playing rated tbh
slate owl
btw just so i brag i beat a 1800 yesterday in a daily game
grim edge
omggg bananana
dusk totem
i dont know what my actual rating would be if i started playing rated tbh
Nu uhh
slate owl
hihi
silver patio
i dont know what my actual rating would be if i started playing rated tbh
prob like 101
grim edge
everyone knows chess here
dusk totem
Chess speaks for itself
tulip tusk
prob like 101
102
grim edge
i feel
grim edge
Chess speaks for itself
chess says im super hot
grim edge
💀
slate owl
everyone knows chess here
no we dont
fast sand
dusk totem
chess says im super hot
Real
white sorrel
i dont know what my actual rating would be if i started playing rated tbh
whats your fav anime
tulip tusk
whats your fav anime
bocchi the rock
grim edge
no we dont
oh 💀
white sorrel
bocchi the rock
YOOO
tulip tusk
and your lie in april
grim edge
look at this bozo who doesnt have a talking chessset
dusk totem
whats your fav anime
Tokyo revenger> fiction or whatever
last verge
im winning against the 2300 bot
grim edge
yo u could actually make a talking chessset rather easily right now couldnt u?
whismy ily
slate owl
who is yalls favorite music artist
last verge
i finally came back for revenge from when i was 1400
tulip tusk
Chess speaks for itself
https://www.chess.com/game/live/92264548355 this is the best game i have ever played in my life
grim edge
HI BOSTEZO
white sorrel
bocchi the rock
white sorrel
bocchi the rock
u have MAL?
tulip tusk
u have MAL?
yes
grim edge
bostezo listen to this idea: talking chesset. Speach synthesizer + chatgpt
tulip tusk
i stopped tracking on it a long time ago though
white sorrel
yes
https://myanimelist.net/profile/ItsVenomous add me cause why not
tulip tusk
ive watched about 156 animes
grim edge
bostezo listen to this idea: talking chesset. Speach synthesizer + chatgpt
i can manufacture that
and like thirty two micro processors if u want one for each piece
tulip tusk
https://myanimelist.net/profile/ItsVenomous add me cause why not
i dont use it ANYMORE!!!!!
\
tropic swift
Type "I like cheese popcorn" and then say "s/eese popc/ild p" in a different message to get a cool emoji of cheese
grim edge
using openai
dusk totem
who is yalls favorite music artist
Kanye,travis, Eminem,joji (pink guy) , the Weeknd
Etc*
tulip tusk
Type "I like cheese popcorn" and then say "s/eese popc/ild p" in a different mes...
forreal??????????
dusk totem
TALKING CHESSET THO. what would it say?
You bozo
grim edge
"wow, you really moved your queen there?"
"hey dumbass the best move was nb6" or whatever
lmfaooo
all you need is a speaker on each king
nah
and a way to sense where pieces go
dusk totem
Archer Queen = chess
grim edge
i need 32 magnets, a way to detect each magnet, and a single speaker
grim edge
i need 32 magnets, a way to detect each magnet, and a single speaker
IM SAYIN
tulip tusk
@dusk totem https://www.chess.com/game/live/92264548355 look at this game
grim edge
im gonna do research on how the fide chess boards work, cus those do the games live
dusk totem
<@692313252813733980> https://www.chess.com/game/live/92264548355 look at this g...
Ohh you GM guy
grim edge
so we need;
- chessboard w magnets
- way to detect when magnets are deactivated and activated
- a microprocessor
- smth to make these guys talk
modest rover
when do I get permission to speak in channels
tulip tusk
when do I get permission to speak in channels
never
grim edge
when do I get permission to speak in channels
U are speaking right now?
tulip tusk
us clovers have NO rights
grim edge
ugh this is gonna cost money
grim edge
so we need;
1. chessboard w magnets
2. way to detect when magnets are deactivate...
it'd be funnier to do 1 narrator
tulip tusk
we are suppressed
modest rover
oh i mean VC
grim edge
Omg I CAN USE AN AI TO MAKE MAGNUS NARRATE IT
grim edge
it'd be funnier to do 1 narrator
one narrator would be easier. but the image of a king insulting me is just so, so funny
last verge
the rook 
grim edge
im not having magnus effing carlesen narrate my magic chessboard
tulip tusk
oh i mean VC
i think you need to verify ur account or smth
modest rover
we are suppressed
awe man
grim edge
hello , just lost 100 elo
modest rover
i think you need to verify ur account or smth
Oh i see
slate owl
hello , just lost 100 elo
#relatable
grim edge
im not having magnus effing carlesen narrate my magic chessboard
having 5 times chess world champion call you the r slur for playing a slightly less good move than the best engine move would be hilarious
lol bostezo the wiring on this thing is gonna be INSANE
i wanna die but i cant
grim edge
having 5 times chess world champion call you the r slur for playing a slightly l...
i wanna have him dirty talk me
omfg
😭
oh god i mean. i know how to design this thing already itd just cost time and money
modest rover
now I gotta change my chess name so i dont get doxxed 
dusk totem
<@692313252813733980> https://www.chess.com/game/live/92264548355 look at this g...
Ok nice game ...
What's you FIDE RATING?
grim edge
i wanna die but i cant
Why do u want to die?
dusk totem
Your*
tulip tusk
Ok nice game ...
What's you FIDE RATING?
i dont play otb chess
grim edge
oh god i mean. i know how to design this thing already itd just cost time and mo...
im flying over rn let's do a prototype
YUH
random drum
wrong time ss be like
grim edge
we could exchange time for money and buy a fide chess board tho
slate owl
tulip tusk
i already have mf junior varsity basketball to worry about i dont needa be going to chess tournaments
dusk totem
i already have mf junior varsity basketball to worry about i dont needa be going...
How long have you been playing chess sus guy?
tulip tusk
How long have you been playing chess sus guy?
since march
grim edge
we could exchange time for money and buy a fide chess board tho
whatre the advantages? i dont think i can spend 200 bucks on a chessboard tho 😭
tulip tusk
but got introduced in like 2020
coral hatch
What's up people?
keen parrot
wrong time ss be like
average anitta watcher
tulip tusk
because i saw penguinz0 win in 6 moves and got motivated lmao
dusk totem
since march
And you play like SUPER GM
random drum
average anitta watcher
shut up ass
grim edge
regular board it is
ok 20 dollaroos
coral hatch
I mean chess nerds.
keen parrot
shut up ass
why were you taking screenshots
grim edge
we need a thick wooden board tho
the thing i dont actually know how to do is connect an AI to a speech synthesizer
random drum
why were you taking screenshots
12 hours completed + none of your buisness
grim edge
shouldnt be hard tho
grim edge
the thing i dont actually know how to do is connect an AI to a speech synthesize...
I DO !!
keen parrot
nutty brilly btw
coral hatch
Do you ever dream about becoming a grand master?
steel phoenix
we need a thick wooden board tho
Regular wooden sized board is expensive, Indeed.
keen parrot
12 hours completed + none of your buisness
im interested in the part that isnt my business 
grim edge
there are models llms you can download and we can get it to swear, probably
tulip tusk
@snow moth do u wanna 1v1 after this game? :3
little smelt
yeah?
dusk totem
i lose against 1200s alot
Umm hmm
grim edge
there are models llms you can download and we can get it to swear, probably
no i can just power a tts with openai with a bypass and a preset personality and have it make us want to crawl into a hole and die as we feel our humanity leave our bodies from how harsh it'll be
wintry scarab
ANYONE WANNA PLAY BLITZ OR RAPID?
tulip tusk
@dusk totem https://www.chess.com/game/live/92280617941 this is probably my best game ever
grim edge
no i can just power a tts with openai with a bypass and a preset personality and...
durrr but do they have an api or smth?
slate owl
tulip tusk
because this guy was absolutely goated
slate owl
i did literally nothing today and i have to go to sleep
tulip tusk
i just got lucky with his blunder
grim edge
durrr but do they have an api or smth?
yup
slate owl
and have school tomorrow
tight lily
imagine -692
tight lily
Kyuusai no requiem
keen parrot
bro forgot its king of the hill
grim edge
hi
dusk totem
<@692313252813733980> https://www.chess.com/game/live/92280617941 this is probab...
Real
misty sedge
i lose against 1200s alot
☠️
misty sedge
🧢
peak nexus
cheeks
BLUD is talking tough on tiktok😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILDYou think you safe in the comment section⁉️🙅You betta hope you dont🐍catch me in these streets cause my desire for cheeks🍑 dont play no games😈I will swing ma balls on you like a grandfather clock🕰️😭🙏 betta not catch you in these comments again or its finna gon be OVER for youI will sever those glutes young lad
slate owl
keen parrot
dusk totem
I've already been banned once for using the M-word, so no risk.
modest rover
why?
dusk totem
No Risk
keen parrot
no, m-word
||muie||
peak plank
I've already been banned once for using the M-word, so no risk.
Maroczy
somber bear
Anyone wanna play
wintry scarab
@last verge hello bro will you play rapid or blitz unrated
modest rover
how did u say the N word, with an a or er?
last verge
<@784529327412740147> hello bro will you play rapid or blitz unrated
uhh sure
quick latch
@polar trench i want to go for 1500 but i'm scared
modest rover
answer the ques-
keen parrot
this is the most romanian msg ever
tight lily
<@750291610608074763> i want to go for 1500 but i'm scared
hey, just go for it man :D
dusk totem
PM if you want to know 
polar trench
<@750291610608074763> i want to go for 1500 but i'm scared
that pawn move that sacked the rook was a brilliant btw
keen parrot
this is the most romanian msg ever
translate it if you dare
tight lily
PM if you want to know <:peepony:1151947827816169535>
@dusk totem
dusk totem
whats that
Ni
dusk totem
Bro
tight lily
💀
dusk totem
☠️☠️
quick latch
that pawn move that sacked the rook was a brilliant btw
oh , you reviewed it , thanks
dusk totem
Yesss vro☠️
tight lily
guys im farming rapid wish me luck :D
dusk totem
These mods
dire cargo
this is the most romanian msg ever
What's that?
keen parrot
What's that?
translate it 
dusk totem
I use q i instead of a and still got banned
wintry scarab
@last verge
last verge
hi
wintry scarab
dire cargo
translate it <:YEPcoffee:1025102278337761411>
Just say it bud 
keen parrot
Just say it bud <:monkaMath:1066570052607950910>
i cant
wintry scarab
@last verge I have sent to play
dusk totem
Muie more muie more
quick latch
that pawn move that sacked the rook was a brilliant btw
i sent you friend request
dusk totem
Haha
keen parrot
I mean is it a sus word?
just translate and see for yourself
dusk totem
I mean is it a sus word?
N
dire cargo
Muie more muie more
Bruhh... the song
dusk totem
Bruhh... the song <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Real
dire cargo
just translate and see for yourself
It means fk u
dusk totem
Something job
keen parrot
i regret teaching my girlfriend that word though, she used it here quite excessively
dire cargo
now translate the whole bottom comment
Bro that's a whole ahh phrase... I ain't doing that 
Huh? Makes no sense bud
somber bear
Anyone wanna play
dire cargo
Something job
Bj?
keen parrot
no, thats a country dumbass
dusk totem
Yes,sir
trail prism
I started getting called master at the highschool💀
dusk totem
Nice congrats 👏👍
trail prism
I think I'ma jump off a building
keen parrot
actual brain damage
dusk totem
BLACK PIECES
dire roost
noice
normal hatch
actual brain damage
Wild
grim edge
normal hatch
Muted for speaking spanish
dusk totem
White guy change your name..🔫
dire cargo
White guy change your name..🔫
Ay yo 
trail prism
How much is 1151 FIDE estimated in elo
normal hatch
1151
trail prism
Oh
dusk totem
How much is 1151 FIDE estimated in elo
1400+
trail prism
Imtought it was a difference between the two
normal hatch
Fide uses elo wht
grim edge
Fide uses elo wht<:TrollDespair:1071565448275038401>
they talking about chess.com elo
keen parrot
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92332944743?tab=analysis&move=52 he 101...
yep he did, good spot
normal hatch
Cc doesnt use elo
grim edge
Cc doesnt use elo<:catnerd:1139014384010670130>
... bro...
last verge
yep he did, good spot
whats toggling
wintry scarab
@last verge good match thx for playing
last verge
<@784529327412740147> good match thx for playing
gg
dusk totem
Imtought it was a difference between the two
@grim edge bro your name (it means 🍖 in Nepal)
I show 🍖
dusk totem
Real
trail prism
<@456226577798135808> bro your name (it means 🍖 in Nepal)
Micu Vlad-Bogdan means meat 💀 ?
grim edge
Hello,I have been stuck in 220 ElO, and i have played 579 games total on chess.com and only have 220 ELO
here is my profile ,https://www.chess.com/member/gmmostafashaker
Smash the like button👍 if you think i should quit chess or the dislike button👎 if you think i should continue.
keen parrot
whats toggling
turning on sf mid match
dire cargo
Hello,I have been stuck in 220 ElO, and i have played 579 games total on chess....
Continue if u like the game
dusk totem
Micu Vlad-Bogdan means meat 💀 ?
it's "मासु" translate it
dusk totem
black pieces> white pieces
dire cargo
black pieces> white pieces
dusk totem
113*
trail prism
<:NOOOO:1067128476936712212> it's "मासु" translate it
Lessgoo my name means di""""
dire cargo
dusk totem
Racist guy
dusk totem
Lessgoo my name means di""""
☠️☠️
dusk totem
Cool
nocturne elk
how do i put screenshots in chat
tulip tusk
ty
dire cargo
tulip tusk
dire cargo
dusk totem
Real
dire cargo
keen parrot
if he said something down atrocious ping mods guys
dusk totem
<:HUH:1066447745243684865>
Master ogway or something
wintry scarab
@last verge will you review last match
keen parrot
i missed it myself
dire cargo
Master ogway or something
trail prism
Lessgoo soon 1200 on lichess :D
tulip tusk
why are players below 400 the most toxic people ever LMAO
dire cargo
grim edge
why are players below 400 the most toxic people ever LMAO
Trauma from losing
dusk totem
why are players below 400 the most toxic people ever LMAO
Play for fun
dusk totem
Trauma from losing
Real
nocturne elk
why are players below 400 the most toxic people ever LMAO
Prob frustration lol
viscid jacinth
I agree
dire cargo
trail prism
why are players below 400 the most toxic people ever LMAO
Dunno my brother almost broke his phone 4 time cuz he lost he 400
viscid jacinth
Wait we are talking about chess?
grim edge
hans is cheater
bro got stockfish hooked up to his asshole
dire cargo
tulip tusk
you can thank me
dusk totem
i show 🍖
tulip tusk
dire cargo
dusk totem
🔫
grim edge
Aidn ross religion
dire cargo
tulip tusk
woah!!! bypassing!!!! mods, burn his house down
dire cargo
Aidn ross religion
normal hatch
Theres a spanish role
dusk totem
Bing chiling
last verge
bullet with a mouse is so exciting
normal hatch
Bs
trail prism
I misclicked rook B2 💀
normal hatch
I also love Kanye
dusk totem
bullet with a mouse is so exciting
$2 mouse 🔫
nocturne elk
Bro ban speedrun 💀
trail prism
I misclicked rook B2 💀
My inner Levy is dying
last verge
💀💀💀💀
dusk totem
I also love Kanye
W
last verge
$2 mouse 🔫
the cheaper the mouse the better the moves
tulip tusk
My inner Levy is dying
rook b2 is fine, rook b1 though?
wind vector
Oh wow, you beat an NM?
somber bear
Anyone wanna play
trail prism
rook b2 is fine, rook b1 though?
Yes I tried to castle
last verge
i have like a $20 logitech mouse
wind vector
nice
dusk totem
the cheaper the mouse the better the moves
Eric rosemen
tulip tusk
Yes I tried to castle
why would you castle using rook
last verge
but im cranking crazy piece sacs with less than 10 seconds with my cheap ass mouse
trail prism
why would you castle using rook
I forgor
last verge
it's too juicy
wind vector
How old is he
dusk totem
i have like a $20 logitech mouse
Smoothy
nocturne elk
What TC? Blitz?
wind vector
nice
last verge
bro theres a 90yo NM?? 💀
nocturne elk
BRO 💀
wind vector
ye washed nms free asf honestly I beat one classical cause he hung a piece in a -4 position 💀
nocturne elk
Who plays 30 min
last verge
some insanity
nocturne elk
I have never played longer than 15|10
wind vector
HE BEAT BOBBY FISCHER?? 💀
that’s wild tho
last verge
ye washed nms free asf honestly I beat one classical cause he hung a piece in a ...
i can only beat washed middle aged titled players in bullet
wind vector
still crazy good
last verge
the youngest titled player i've beaten is like 30 i think
dusk totem
that’s wild tho
Bobby ain't alien
tulip tusk
I have never played longer than 15|10
i ONLY play bullet bro
nocturne elk
That’s wild man… can I get an amen
tulip tusk
my attention span is so short
last verge
i ONLY play bullet bro
maybe that's why you're <500
nocturne elk
I usually play 10|0 or 5|5
dusk totem
"Watching some movies while playing "
last verge
nvm its a smurf
tulip tusk
i can beat 2100s in bullet but if it comes to rapid i am the worst player
in the history of chess
dusk totem
i can beat 2100s in bullet but if it comes to rapid i am the worst player
What's your elo?
last verge
2100s are easy to beat in bullet
nocturne elk
i can beat 2100s in bullet but if it comes to rapid i am the worst player
Flag master?
tulip tusk
What's your elo?
100
nocturne elk
Tyler2?
last verge
he's 100 in every tc it's obviously a smurf
tulip tusk
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/92264548355
last verge
when's the last time you met a girl named matteo
last verge
wait like actually
tulip tusk
forreal !!!
nocturne elk
im the next tyler1
Bro went 199 to 1501 in less than 4 months 💀
tulip tusk
Bro went 199 to 1501 in less than 4 months 💀<:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
grind is crazy
last verge
nah bro beat a 2700 wdf 💀
dusk totem
nah bro beat a 2700 wdf 💀
He's GM
nocturne elk
Who even benches 200+kg wtf
World class ong fr
dusk totem
yes, a 100 rated gm
Chess.com speak for itself
trail prism
Soon gonna be 1200 :D
last verge
wait is unity like unironically good now
tulip tusk
not even 16???
trail prism
destroyed kid
dusk totem
Soon gonna be 1200 :D
FIGHT FIGHT !!!
last verge
i remember when i double adopted you
trail prism
not more than me fam
trail prism
around 1400-1600 from what I saw until now
last verge
how to be so good 
lucid vortex
fake elo
last verge
around 1400-1600 from what I saw until now
who me?? 🗿
trail prism
I mean i destropy 1800 on lichess pretty easy but i do not thing i am a 1800
wind vector
I’m 239!
trail prism
who me?? 🗿
wait we are 2 ducks 💀 ?
last verge
uh oh
wind vector
I haven’t had time to play another game to get to 240 😭
last verge
i almost drew a 2400 IM in bullet but i got nervous 
hasty iris
2400s
last verge
but i havent had a lot of time for chess recently so my skill is fluctuating a lot
uscf doesn't tell you anything about strength there was a guy in my tournament who was 1300 uscf and 2500 online
wind vector
Terrible why not gm
elfin pebble
dusk totem
whats the difference?
ah yes tomato potato same same
last verge
well pixel is 1300 uscf and 1000 online
peak plank
last verge
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
lurker
i accidentally lost rating at my tourney 💀 at least i can smurf u1400 now
somber bear
Anyone wanna play
trail prism
I blundered a knight;-;
peak plank
well pixel is 1300 uscf and 1000 online
my USCF isnt accurate but ok
as in, im not 1300 USCF
last verge
my USCF isnt accurate but ok
yes you should be 600 uscf
trail prism
Nvm blud did not saw the sacrifice
last verge
what is bro waffling about
peak plank
yes you should be 600 uscf
my classical is 1500 smth rn and my quick is approaching 1800
dusk totem
I blundered a knight;-;
Don't try to fork that thing
last verge
my classical is 1500 smth rn and my quick is approaching 1800
smh
peak plank
I just got my classical out of provsional
trail prism
I hate bishops
torpid lintel
my classical is 1500 smth rn and my quick is approaching 1800
Hi pixel :)
last verge
i lost so many rating all to otb mouseslip
peak plank
Hi pixel \:)
hi
trail prism
They come out of nowhere
last verge
also been hanging out with some immigrants and im realizing how american i sound when i talk
peak plank
i lost so many rating <:Sadge:1138873620433735812> all to otb mouseslip
what rating
dire cargo
What language is that? I'm unfamiliar with that syntax
trail prism
i lost so many rating <:Sadge:1138873620433735812> all to otb mouseslip
U too ?
trail prism
Wait u wumen ?
peak plank
is this in pygame or smth?
last verge
what rating
u1400 now because i accidentally touch moved against super low rated guy
dire cargo
C, c++
last verge
although my >1400 rating enters official lists first
so i have to wait to smurf u1400
dire cargo
Oh I see... I've got to study it's syntax... I've heard it's quite ez
last verge
maybe if i just didnt throw i would be 1700 by now
although smurfing = more money so imnot worried
trail prism
Imma try front end nd then c#
Where could I study front end development?
last verge
smh
dusk totem
GG
dire cargo
Where could I study front end development?
U mean u wanna learn a language or do u wanna get into the whole specialization?
R u on hacker rank?
peak plank
maybe if i just didnt throw i would be 1700 by now
legit me
trail prism
U mean u wanna learn a language or do u wanna get into the whole specialization?
Website
clever quest
trail prism
Html css js and this stuff
dire cargo
Sure... 5 min link
dire cargo
Html css js and this stuff
Oh got u
I've got to study tho 💀
Bro respect the language
dusk totem
What's your elo?
dire cargo
I'm on a lil break dawg
trail prism
Who said it was
dire cargo
Bro respect the language... that's all I've got to say
dire cargo
Who said it was
G
dusk totem
I'm 213
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/92332285657
dire cargo
Gotta agree on this one
dusk totem
just beat a 1900 🔥 🔥
This guy ☠️
dire cargo
I mean he is right
I didn't disagree
dire cargo
Nah fr fr
grim edge
||
||
trail prism
I already use it
dusk totem
Real
dire cargo
I already use it
That's it... go on
tulip tusk
an UNFORGIVABLE crime
dire cargo
Same here
trail prism
That's it... go on
I just steal the code from there but I ain't heard about this
dire cargo
Ay yo? How did u do that?
grim edge
who the fxck has videos bookmarked
dire cargo
FOOKIN FAXX
viscid jacinth
Yo
dire cargo
I just steal the code from there but I ain't heard about this
Nah it's good for studying
tulip tusk
https://www.chess.com/member/furryonchess my profile go hard fr 🔥 🔥 196 in puzzles but 33 puzzle rush
viscid jacinth
Unbookmark tf
trail prism
I think I am playing against Botez 💀
viscid jacinth
Is that even a real word
dire cargo
I did that once ig and got warning
dusk totem
https://www.chess.com/member/furryonchess my profile go hard fr 🔥 🔥 196 in pu...
Wow and you beat 1700
trail prism
What the actual duck
dire cargo
Tf is on ur bio dawg? Imma report u if it's true 💀
tulip tusk
Wow and you beat 1700
i won against the 1900 again LMAOOOOO
3-0 is insane in a 100 vs 1900
viscid jacinth
Tf is on ur bio dawg? Imma report u if it's true 💀
Its a joke
dusk totem
I think i said no
dire cargo
Its a joke
How do u know 💀
trail prism
viscid jacinth
Wait they are?
dire cargo
Yo good bye fr man
viscid jacinth
Damn
dire cargo
Wait how do u report again
viscid jacinth
Wait how do u report again <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Discord have already seen their profile, he is under inspection rn
dire cargo
Ofc I am blud
dire cargo
Discord have already seen their profile, he is under inspection rn
Ay yo tell me how how to report
tulip tusk
Ay yo tell me how how to report
you dont report him hes already under inspection
dire cargo
Bro
grim edge
||
||
viscid jacinth
He is already under inspection
tulip tusk
if you report him again you might get reprimanded lmao
dusk totem
Cuull
viscid jacinth
If he is in a terrorist gang
dire cargo
if you report him again you might get reprimanded lmao
Tf is that?
tulip tusk
Tf is that?
a warning
viscid jacinth
Tf is that?
Punishment
tulip tusk
for reporting someone under investigation
peak plank
Markup lagnuge doesnt count and the other s a stlesheet
viscid jacinth
Yeah a warning too i guess
dusk totem
😈yes yes😈😈
dusk totem
Reao
dire cargo
Punishment
Aiit
viscid jacinth
Aiit
Yeah he probably sent a video of himself shooting or smth
Thats why he is under inspection
dire cargo
Yeah he probably sent a video of himself shooting or smth
Bro leave me alone now 💀
viscid jacinth
Bro you will get ip banned
dusk totem
Send me guy
viscid jacinth
Bro leave me alone now 💀
I am serious
unreal wasp
anyone playing blitz?
dusk totem
Gore thing?
tulip tusk
least deranged serbian
trail prism
WHAT THE F
tulip tusk
wait wait thats not racist
exotic gale
anyone chess?
dusk totem
Don't you bozo
unreal wasp
anyone chess?
blitz?
viscid jacinth
WHAT THE F
51 seconds and you blundered stalemate?
tulip tusk
LMAO
dire cargo
Ikr
dusk totem
They are scared
trail prism
51 seconds and you blundered stalemate?
he blundered
tulip tusk
They are scared
they fear my wrath
trail prism
I was white
tulip tusk
my 100 elo aura scares the mods away
viscid jacinth
he blundered
Oh ok you are black
trail prism
black*
viscid jacinth
I was white
What
unreal wasp
rapid 10 mins
sure check DM
exotic gale
sure check DM
ok
trail prism
rlly bad
keen parrot
has there been a mod in chat today
viscid jacinth
Why isnt it called whitemail
keen parrot
i only saw DOS for a few mins
dusk totem
I'm
trail prism
Am I the only one who can make fart sounds out of his nose 💀
dusk totem
Am I the only one who can make fart sounds out of his nose 💀
Real talent
viscid jacinth
Am I the only one who can make fart sounds out of his nose 💀
The fact that you felt the need to bring this here disgusts me
trail prism
The fact that you felt the need to bring this here disgusts me
I am a lil more ret""""
viscid jacinth
I can make fart sounds with my mouth
dusk totem
Yes I'm N
viscid jacinth
and I kinda hate it so
dusk totem
Real
trail prism
I can make fart sounds with my mouth
i can make em out of my hands mouth nose but and legs
dire cargo
viscid jacinth
i can make em out of my hands mouth nose but and legs
hands?
What type of fart is that
tight lily
im back at 1700!!!
tulip tusk
viscid jacinth
Yo I aint no snitch but you can get BANNED for pedophilia jokes, just a heads up
trail prism
3 yo
viscid jacinth
Not muted but banned
snow shore
yo i made that
covert cosmos
ban
glass carbon
only uncool nerds report people
tight lily
any 3 yo 2500 rated player?!?
tulip tusk
why is bro not deleting the message
dusk totem
Ban?
trail prism
Time to put the new news on the SMNN news page
grim edge
:3
dusk totem
Oh no
tulip tusk
Time to put the new news on the SMNN news page
NOOOOOOO
snow shore
what
distant bluff
IF anyone needs 1 for anything dm me quick
covert cosmos
<@&745328830649991179> do i need to say anything
glass carbon
u know noone likes ppl like u
dusk totem
<@&745328830649991179> do i need to say anything
Just say it
trail prism
<@&745328830649991179> do i need to say anything
gay monke stuff ?
dire cargo
u know noone likes ppl like u
The hell did I do?
peak plank
you know you are in the wrong here...
trail prism
very true
glass carbon
The hell did I do?
bro ur spamming the joke without the reply to the previous message making him look guilty
grim edge
pixel for once i agree with you
full path
Tf is going on here
dusk totem
White pieces are better than" Black " one
dire cargo
bro ur spamming the joke without the reply to the previous message making him lo...
I replied... happy?
dusk totem
Literally me
viscid jacinth
trail prism
so he against my gran grandfather
dire cargo
what a guy
glass carbon
I replied... happy?
yes ily
trail prism
nuh uh yung blud
viscid jacinth
<@&745328830649991179> do i need to say anything
i mean there are snitches
upbeat viper
👌
snow shore
viscid jacinth
No way its the french guy
lapis lava
least braindead chess server
upbeat viper
yep
viscid jacinth
Specify if thats fake or not
hushed cloak
Hi guys
lapis lava
wait USCF CM or FIDE CM
keen parrot
new pfp
lapis lava
they should add USCF CM
snow shore
what
dire cargo
Wow photoshop is real
lapis lava
whats your fide rn
glass carbon
wtf did i do
hushed cloak
👻
viscid jacinth
least braindead chess server
Fr we live here very peacefully and we respect every opinion regarding LGBTQ and totally not biased
snow shore
Wow photoshop is real <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
its not photoshop ☠️
lapis lava
real
dusk totem
Where's cranky guy😂
glass carbon
@upbeat viper did u delete the picture of my friend's username
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> did u delete the picture of my friend's username
ofc
peak plank
copying my idea
glass carbon
why did u do that
dire cargo
its not photoshop ☠️
It is... I swear on my character I'd never say that
glass carbon
i use to think u were cool bastoura
snow shore
It is... I swear on my character I'd never say that
well its not photoshop lmao
peak plank
I will call mine C:3 then XD
snow shore
It is... I swear on my character I'd never say that
yk the first ss of the other guy u had i made that lol
peak plank
or C:4, then boom
dire cargo
well its not photoshop lmao
U can say it how much ever u want... it is edited for sure
glass carbon
viscid jacinth
Woooooooooooooomen
grim edge
Anyone wanna play a game of chess?