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all my fellas
It's a furry RUN
hi furry <3
UwU
same thing
Why
they are completely identical
Cause furry = cringe
they are both better than me
we hate you too
Cats > dogs ngl, they taste better
no
so you think dogs are better?
yes
Uum yeah I definitely haven't eaten them myself no 💀
what
true we usually don’t play that well
imagine having 10+ accuracy
I am not 17 rated player or 2200 player but I can say that there are lot of difference-
- 2200 have more positional understanding then 1700
- 2200 can calculate more better than 1700
- 2200 have nice tactical knowledge
- They have more opening knowledge then 1700 and more!
@lapis lava uwu
:3
UwU
nah 1700s have more opening knowledge

nyaaa~
Is this a furry rp server 😭
Hey icy,
did your issue fixed?
yes
YES
uwu
👀
arf arf
omg doggirl
Ah okay haha
Sometimes I hate being able to read people's deleted messages
dog + cat
ok
Nothings ok
any football players here
⚽
the sun is pretty hot
being inside it would be an experience
mmph
what
dang how to do i get trusted
dm 🗿
do i just have to like talk or smth
wait
ok
I am waiting
7 days
we are all wcms
id rather just wait it out tbh
he made a new server again??
what
i remember last year he kicked out all the ppl from it
You need to break 3000 ELO barrier
its just a mental thing isnt it
all my fellas
Yes
You also need a FIDE arena title in order to be trusted here
Mb 2850
And a 365 day Duolingo streak minimum
Mate I dine anything
hi
abuse tho
and lil bro got closed LLLLLLLLL
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still smoking that mxshymxshy pack
how do i lose this
he was simply doing the 🦕
great deal or naww? 
get him to buy you prem then do nothing
That evil
who is that
oh its just to u cant do shit
they got locked out for sending nsfw fake messi pictures....
yeah its in dms
the ss u sent only said 1 week to
yeah then probably its just a 1 week timeout, idk
...man idk the timeout seems reasonable
yeah especially messi u deserve to get banned
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Rapid: 2295 (peak)
Blitz: 2189 (2235 peak)
Bullet: 2320 (peak)
Stop hanging pieces, play sound openings, and enjoy chess
I agree
Yummy
🔥
Hmmm ok
you love to see it

Show me the full game
bros a mod now??
Don't tell anyone, I'm incognito
I blend in with the lowly rabble

They'll never know
Lol
I'm going to smash my whole pc
the blue pawn stands out a bit
rapid is so bad
Shhhh
is anyone here around 1980 rapid
What ur rapid rating?
im 2023
Me rn after losing 5 match in a row
why
I just wanna know
oh he wants 2400 rapid nvm
Hey guys what’s up
im about to quit chess anyways can't be bothed with the mental torture it gives me
play me 1 game
My is 134
🔥
just beat a 2400 smh not that hard
i dont want 2409 
Want play a match?
set queue settings lower
nvm got one
I'm trying so hard to get to 1400 before december ;-;
what type?
Rapid
What u want to play then?
Kk
Hm
icyyyy
What we playing?
Not gonna talk tho..-
Huh haven’t seen you before, cool
he lurks in chess talk
My brain is rotting.
I exist in many pockets of reality
Ah
Sadly no
hi

Que the tilt
no
Mauhahaha
bro i wish
You need 2500 rapid 2600 blitz 2900 bullet now haha

Make your peaks all round numbers
rapid would be a grind and my blitz is already overrated so no and yea bullet can do will be a grind as well tho
@spark apex just grinded to like 2550 rapid idk how he does it, beyond me
well he is better than me at rapid



Prichard colon
Why did black take so long to make that move? 😭
Must be some low elo crap
i've played 2200s who have taken over 15 seconds to play g6 there
and they're real 2200s, not just some guy who played 2 games on a new account
Blanking out exists for gms too
😣
Omg we same elo
Same heee
Elo?
Here
Oh wait nvm I'm 134
124
😢
Still higher than me
What’s a elo?
Hmm idk how to explain it
lol
Lol
lol
Try watching gothamchess :) on yt
checklist alone would get you banned for smurfing
😭
U should watch Hikaru
Or him
Nah remember this important tip from Magnus carlsen
Bro all my piece turn white 0-0
nyaaa
sus chat
hello twist
yes
!welcome
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ok
Yeah
How long yall been playing chess for
nah you just got banned
do you think most 2200s have seen a wayward queen for years?
284 days 8hour and 52min
Fr or no?
Just thought they’d remember best responses considering it’s a beginner opening/trap
Remembering 20 lines of theory but forgetting how to prevent wayward is crazy
@serbermod
Fr except for the min tho
??
I was dreaming i was drinking wishkey with queen elizabeth and charles while they were both driving
Complicated
whiskey
500 hours
ok
I have one in 13 
OTB or online?
lmao
Dang I've only been playing 4 months and I think my rating is higher than urs
nobody cares about online tournaments
bro i swear 1 year ago this server did not have slow mode
No way
L discord server tbh
it’s more if you count otb and lichess but yk
I used to play so much quads
Total playtime I’d have 300-400 hours on chess assuming all games are rapid
i don’t know why, but duck chess is so much fun
U know there's a site that says exact hours right
Nice
I had an previous account that I lost
why are you pinging a random
what that was a random
Lol ywa
Old lost account 214 116 new account so I’ve been playing chess for 332 hours
Or 14 days
some dude just resigned a +3 position as white
me too actually i hope you don't live in the US
lol
if you count reading random chess books I probably have more
surely not the midwest
lmao good luck
are you playing a 4 rd swiss
nah longer
thank god
ok now coach me how to be NM
i've been playing bullet with a mouse recently instead of on mobile
i actually like bullet w mouse i just need to put some new batteries in so it stops tweaking
u guys are playing the same tourney?
I mean it’s only 5 rounds so there isn’t a round at 6-10 on sunday
if that’s what ur worried about
How to win at chess: keep 9 queens in your pockets and switch them out for your pawns when opponent isn’t looking
stylish
lol
camping cold 😭
Who has fide rating dm me lets play
no
omg its milimeter
who
milimeter
is that
just got my like 7th run past 50 on survival w
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no i'm fuqdup
whyy
ate too many chess pieces today
I see
hello (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
how did they taste
connect ur account @teal bane
The spammers and the immature games like Fortnite are rude
ben finegold has entered the chat
E4
i do that every time i get a pawn on the 8th rank
they never notice
omg hi id
inferno dragon
no
i think u have the wrong gamer on your paws
no
Lava Hound+Inferno Dragon gang where you at?? (I never once used LH+ID)
what is BLUD waffling about
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whos clash rooyale
bruh
Basically the English Opening of Clash Royale
that is so wrong
x bow is the english opening of clash royale
the x bow is like the g3 bishop
But I feel LavaMiner is in a similar vein
logbait 🤤
what is a logbait
So it's overly passive and somewhat -non-committal?
Logbait is the Stafford Gambit of Clash Royale
were my rank at 💀
Expect that log bait decks aren't dubious
8
except logbait is good
kings gambit is like 8 spells
in clash royale do people normally use the hee hee hee haw emote when they win
i do that
my emote deck on top
That's basically what I said
i have spent so many gems on emotes
Maybe it's more of a Benko Gambit. Especially fully accepted. Anything sharp and tricky, but not mainline
Log bait decks are the most common I thought
I haven't played Clash in like 3 years
Also highest winrate
the chess meta also changes
it kind of is
ew lava hound
my dog ate an emote once
mighty minor
Bruh
where is the heheheha
LavaMiner used to be peak. They slaughtered my precious airborne beatdown deck


rip
I also love Splashyard
chesss
I don’t use it

also I chose to not buy bmotes on purpose
what the pig doin
in before it becomes an animated netflix series
find the brilliant, black to move
ne5+?
no
Oh
xd
same idea but e5 feels way less forcing
except ne5 doesnt work
Well i looked at it for 2 seconds and did no calculation so e5 def is more accurate
smh not stockfish eyes
i would say the black pawn move down to 5
🥶 totelly didnt look at answer sheet
My gf broke up with me in 17 days💀
Am I allowed to stream Call of Duty on this server
Chess fps. Take it or leave it
need a new one?

I have its arima kana
the what
u have 16 days on u then
ah u misspelled ways
makes sense
are u sirus?
hello
hello
hi
no
No.
bruhh
it is
thats too much
I think you need like parent permission if ur below 13 on cc
Poor u
a 9 year old plays on chesscom and is an fm
Hello my nerds from infinite dimensions.
You know, you have infinite dimensions and you can play chess in every possible dimension.
I have too much chess losses. :(
no
"To enter into this Agreement, use the Services, and/or create an account with us, you must be at least 13 years of age. If you are not of legal age in your jurisdiction -- but are at least 13 years of age - then your parent or legal guardian must consent to this Agreement on your behalf prior to your use of the Services and you may only use the Services with the consent and involvement of your parent or legal guardian."
You can win in one and lose in many. That's science.
parent
the parents have to give permission and monitor the account
ok
My lose to win ratio is like 4 : 1....
because im seeing 10 year olds being absolute dickheads on the social side of chess.com when they shouldn't even be there
My parents don't care what I do.
what are you on about
if the child is under 13
How do you know if somebody is under 13?
exactly
Or is 31?
how tf would they know
sometimes you can just tell
How they act?
by their chess moves?
if 1 e4 then under 13
Well, I know some adults who act like kids on social media.
if they put 2013 in their name
and sometimes they’re titled and connected to fide
That's stupid science
They are the perverts who are trying to make friends with kids.
why do you think they would do that and under 13 is 2010 bruhh
like this guy
I clearly say that I'm 37. But many of you perverts are like 40 and saying that you are like 13 year olds.
he even repeatedly said that he's only 10
2013 is 10 year oldss
If I had to put a birth date on my name, it'd be 2009.
come on
10 is under 13
you said under 13 is 2013 that is not true under 13 can be 2010 and after
@restive craterScience is not stupid. It's good and tasty.
The joker speaks the truth.
I think, he's the only adult here and everybody else is under 13.
Full disclosure: I'm a 37 year old man.
fortnite girlfriend
She got a better player than you.
wwe kinda be going crazy
old man that is
i don't mind <13 year olds unless they're real npcs
guys im 2 year orld
hi 2 year orld, im dad!
am I just that one person that vomits to the smell of coffee
omg he's 2 years old report him
guys i was joking i am actually a 56 year old
joking about under being 13 is still a sort of punishment from discord

Yaya
cao ni ma

@mild cove hhh
report report
I think I'm really the only person that vomits to the smell of coffee
yeah you are
Because I don't normally drink coffee
if you vomit to the smell of coffee you have a condition called pneuemticalerion
I think I'm just not used to the smell of it
🇳 🇪 ℹ️ 🇳
chat's full of 12 year olds again
ok 'man' who is 38years old with 3 children
ok
The 30+ year olds in here would rather play blitz than feed their kids
fr
unfunny


🤫
cause they're children dumb ass nobody taught them the method yet
chess's a sport or a hobby
😱
@grim edgesome 30 sec?
chess ain't a sport mate
lets do 10 seconds kid
ok
how to stream on voice channels...may i know how to get access for that? someone plz help
what the average 38year old man with 3 children say
/trust
my user is goldef2
you need trusted role use /trust
/trust
it's the nerds who claimed that chess is a sport to cope with not being able to play actual sport
how can i get that
scam
scam!@
Wha...
click the thing that pops up
They can't wipe their ass but they be wiping the floor with you across 64 squares
I am a 14 year old girl...
spending more time on chess than academic subjects is some depressing shit
I'm still not going to be your daddy
Gel
Imma listen to one piece op when she broke up with me
@bright shuttlegg
































































1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. f4 c5 4. exd5 exd5 5. c4 Ne7 6. cxd5 Qxd5 7. dxc5 Qe4+ 8. Kf2 Qxf4+ 9. Qf3 Qxf3+ 10. gxf3 Nbc6 11. h3 Be6
i am too good fr😱
you want 10 more? 
Car cash
i am playing roblox and chess at the same time
👿
playing with your nipples
what😱
you still have nipples you dumb ass😍
bro what
wow
Is server is more chill than i think i thought the server was gonna full by nerds discussing about chess
397 i just beat 1657 no cap
e4
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C5
c3
u didnt want to play me 😦
what do u mean lol
@grim edge what color u want
you gto aborted😍 from the game
it was a while back, but not now lol
from the game
d5
sometimes you get the real nerds here, you just have to wait
I think you took too much hormones to ask me if I could be your daddy while I'm a 14 year old girl
true true, the ogs
exd5
?
Qxd5
d4
no check the game ia ccepted just now
does game abortion doesnt give win
👿 I cry
cxd4
great fingers you got
cxd4
Imagine if the color Grey existed in chess
theyre rated like 1.3k lower
Nf6
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nf3
i am getting beated 15-0
Who the hell reacted tongue to this
e6
My internet just died
QOTD #1:
What is your favourite response to the queens gambit (1. d4 d5 2. c4) ?
Resign
Mememememe
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
0°F = 32°C
0°F + 0°F = 64°C
@mild cove no you aren't
Are you saying " meme" 2 times and a half or saying "me" 5 times
@hasty iris how do you put the moves beforehand so it will automatically do it self
just play the move
what
last one
@hasty iris lets do 1 second match fr
Sometimes I see people win with the LITERAL BONGCLOUD
My friend win with submarine attack
i just lost 10 seconds match 0-20 fr
































































1. f3 g6 2. [g4] Bg7 3. d4 Nf6 4. e4 O-O 5. Bf4 d6 6. Qd2 Nc6 7. e5 dxe5 8. dxe5 Nd7 9. Bh6 Bxh6 10. Qxh6 Ncxe5 11. Nc3 b6 12. O-O-O a5 13. Nh3 Nc5 14. Rxd8 Rxd8 15. Ng5
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1. f3 g6 2. g4 Bg7 3. d4 Nf6 4. e4 [O-O] 5. Bf4 d6 6. Qd2 Nc6 7. e5 dxe5 8. dxe5 Nd7 9. Bh6 Bxh6 10. Qxh6 Ncxe5 11. Nc3 b6 12. O-O-O a5 13. Nh3 Nc5 14. Rxd8 Rxd8 15. Ng5
shut up
Wow, I just beat a 2250
what do u mean
only nerds take offence when being called nerds
oh
I literally have won like 3 times

maybe you're not a nerd but that's just based on your grade
didnt we play blitz once

ok buddy
now you're acting more like an under 13 childn🥶
@grim edgeyour rapid is highierr than mine actually
my rapid is 500trillion
thats not bad
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Rapid: 1698 (peak)
Blitz: 1273 (1306 peak)
Bullet: 1257 (1271 peak)
Uh guys, is this possible??
i got my blitz up a little bit today
yeah thats legit
anyone above like 1500 rapid can get infinite puzzle rating by spending a good 10 mins each puzzle or something
/profile
yet we are here
/Profile
/pee
||ere||
it didnt show up
https://www.chess.com/member/daneaganveep Lol idk if this guy's legit or not. He's crushing blitz, winning every bullet game, and had a 6,000 puzzle rating
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Essentially he doesn't lose and is a god at puzzles
And he's a new account
i have 982k puzzle rating no cap dont check my profile pls
Look at how consistent his solve time is though... I'm not so sure this is legit
nobody feels good after blundering lol
u mean g6 but anyways i was crushing the opening
yeah i was careless
I do
thats rare
get a premium
maybe restart discord
I've won like 3 in a row with the Karr defense
skill issue
skill issue
cook it
eat it
HCl?
what's that
wait wasn't it Hydrochloric Acid or smth
bro used a toothbrush to scratch his b a l l s?
just pay a visit to the circumcision guy round the corner
didn't need to know that information
GIRL WHAT 😭

Hi momy
Just got done destroying Levy man I feel like Finegold
nuh uhhhh
No u didn't
I could turn up levy any day of the week
Show me proof that u did
my opponent offered me a draw at this point 💀💀💀
I'm literally Hikaru
LOL
Mmmmmmhhhhmmmmm
ok hikaru
You're just mad I'm him
All I asked for is proof
Fr fr
whats your elo hikaru
i forgot
Dude what is up with you and hormones
demn nice hikaru,
Already got two rooks aimed at your chest
talk with hikaru, if you are hikaru
ok I'm hikaru

why do yall have to keep replying to that random person 
connect your account then
ok lemme make official Hikarua ccount real quick
yes
I could adopt you in hyper
I'm only playing bullet cause I can't play classical 😎
I could put you in a headlock like ChessBrah
sure, connect your account and I'll challenge you
!welcome
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brand new account, im not playing
Unrated
I just got to 600
What do you have to lose?
You don't think I'll really adopt you, right?
Unless I am rlly Nikaru Hakmura
my time
levy glazers annoy me so much
im pretty sure they don't even exist
i called levy washed in a instagram comment section and i’m currently being attacked
account made today and already 2000 bullet LMAO
Cheating moment
I'm just Hikaru
but why
you were losing against an 1800, not good enough for me bro
Don't know why that concept is so difficult to understand
he isnt cheating, plays way too shit
I'm Flagamura I don't care about the quality I care about the result
just an alt account looking to boost his ego
Wdym
why go there and call him washed up and not expecting to be attacked 
I said he washed because he is
ok
im on phone eatin breakfast, OTB starts in half an hour
don't have time for shenanigans
What? U mad bro? U sad bro? Yeah you're only playing bullet cause you can't play classical?
Bullet is a very accurate name tbh
after playing I feel lying putting a bullet in my skull
it do be like that
😎
who u playing

Me playing anything to do with chess makes me feel similar
some 2060 fide
Anyone want to play the real Hikaru Nakamura
how many rounds?
😔
I would never
yeah, your ass isnt even 1900 fide so you can't even play in the same tournament
Fnaf movie is peak fiction
Currently bullying weak GM's
Lmao the reason I hung a piece was because my opponent spent 15 seconds on one move I thought they would flag if I played anything
Still Naka tho
I just turned up Aryan Chopra
Stockfish finds rook sac here my opponent resigned before I could 🥺
I can adopt you in hyper
ok
ok senku
i <3 check flagging
rook to e59
Hii
nice
Nice
want to try getting adopted
Sup q
Heya
Wazgud
You’re probably already playing but good luck anyway
Bro only has ever played bullet
2500 bullet is wild
2500 bullet trash
😭
The budget version
I'll pass
nikaru hakamura work so hard for 2500 bullet
play me and show your prowess
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Bullet: 838 (peak)
Cold
Why do you want to adopt some randoms
Go play your own elo
happy bday @fresh wind
🎊
Haiii
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gj
it looks like mk gandhi's pic b4 u zoom it
russian sleep experiment creepy pasta
I think I took too much painkillers for my headache
I am serious
Is this a death threat
Hi
Hello
real
my opponent spent half a minute in a bullet game to miss a tactic even i saw
sup sis
maybe he just went to pee
My headache is overwhelming me
jit he just went to pee
trust
same
Dead chat
Youre literally the edgiest person i know
what is russian roullette
Fun game
the best form of gambling
bruh
i'm not even edgy
you're just overreacting
Mmmhhmmmm
i'm still bored af
Go behind a chessboard and play with yourself
ayo??
Famous words of magnus Carlson
that's probably your favourite thing to do in your free time
yo guys anyone wanna play?
Play what
nah
chess blud
someone said about me cheater and he won me in time and I deserved the win then he disrespect me in private messages what should I do
checkers you idiot
Im into checkers crip
report
you could report him to get him chat banned
but thats for bitches
I reported him for him saying abt me cheater
you cant report someone for that
but then he disrespect me in private
Im joking ill play some games with you
and I can't report another time
and someone calling you a cheater is a compliment
messages in chesscom
your fault for being an idiot cause you cant get banned from calling someone a cheater
liya sliding into them dms
ik
she is smooth w it
W rizz from liya as always
they wont because he barely did anything
if you think that deserves a ban go back to kindergarten
Who's getting ban 💀
he keeps spamming on messahes QUIT STPD
someone called this guy a cheater and them said some rude stuff to him in his private messages and he wants to get him banned
so annoying
you're acting like you dont have the option to ignore him
Oh 
Happy birthday @fresh wind
or block him
I didn't say that I want to get him banned
at least punished
Happy birthday Rinqed!!
why would he annoy me
cause he's tilted
just say L skill issue
tilted and titled aren't the same word
how does that have anzthing to do with it
<@&745328830649991179> I ain't no way f word is allowed 💀
just nvm
lmao ik
I could block him
I found Rinqed's fide but yeah I won't share it without his perms
Oh understandable
to just scare him for a bit
howd you bypass it
he has his name on his chess.com profile
use different c from different alphabet
Ik lol
he sent now quit chess cheater
anyone with 2 braincells will know that it isn't bannable to do what he's doing




