#💬〡general-off-topic
1 messages · Page 1845 of 1
So I'm like fine to join the tournament and not be worried about if I will play fine
im not sending user ppl gonna laugh at some my games
I lose interest in chess because its boring
you should just play your best and see where that takes you
i literally don't care about that
boredom is a crime
Yap yap yap
my best isnt good enough
throw me in prison and ill have a harem
Bro mastered yapanese
image perms comes with connecting ur account btw and vc access and channel access. @grim edge

guys whats 250x200/(321-47)

i need help
take that to #💬〡trusted-off-topic
type a calculator
ok kk
no one cares 
also anyone can solve that how old are you? 💀
182.481751825
thanks
If you're gonna say anyone can solve it, at least stop being scared and show yur answer first lil boy
relying on strangers on the internet to cheat on your homework
nah im in class
bro fr thinks that was a homework question
who r u
no contextual skills on display here
the fcking www copied too wth
@grim edge
how long have you played chess?
4.5 years now
its funny how ppl can talk about ww2 here but not about math
but only 145 games on your account?
lmao
It's almost like I play chess on a good website!!
Nah
I have 765 games on my account
lichess player?
chesskid player
nope
7 days of chess and 765 games already?
where then?

dam @primal fern he dared to challenge u ping the mods cmon
Are you trying to dox me neurolink?
no one cares enough about you
nah just tryna understand why so few games on your account but 4.5 years of chess
secret underground website where all the women play after i insult them after flagging them in losing positions
I told you because I play somewhere else. Now please leave me alone and stop trying to track down my personal accounts, I don't want people to know my IRL info.
no one cares about your IRL info
chill fam nobody cares that much
no need to get aggresive lol
try the chessle, was difficult today
Gg
i legit posted my full name in CA and no one cared
!welcome
Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚
How do you even find these typa players
Same
Someone tagged my chess board 😡
what are ya gonna do, come to Sweden and visit me? ill prepare some tea and coffee
I'm not being aggressive, I asked you to stop trying to dox me. That simple
connect your account to get image perms /trusted role
What's your elo
I literally have my full name on my chess profile
nobody trying to dox you lmao
Do you know what tagging is?
no one can dox you if you dox yourself 
ur just spamming stupid things
like the game tag that children used to play?
Laser tag
Its like when people write on something to vandalise
shut up John
love that game
oh yes i know what you mean. what about it
Speak up john
Someone tagged my chess board, backpac
bummer man
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
Yes my school is trying to find out who did it
Is that your chessboard where did you buy it
yes it's mine, (my pfp) it's a Dal rossi, walnut board. Bought it in Australia
I don't understand what so cool, It's literally vandalism. F those taggers
damn bro
yeah. they're dumb
Alr thx
Even tagged the pieces on my chessboard, everything. F sick person
When I used to do graffiti in highschool there was a lot of community rules around not targetting any personal property
was about $200
That person had it out for u lmao
Our schools chess boards are all in the library
It's random bro I swear
I just went to the bathroom and when I come back I see it
@primal fern top 3 most instructive chess players to learn about, go
chess stuff is criminally expensive
I had my chess board kind of visible inside my bag.
me 3 times
chess things can be insanely expensive though
Sam shankland, Peter Svidler, and Anish Giri
like chess clocks
Why all recent players?
chessbase 
YAYYY 2100 RAPID
they have amazing repetoires
shankland for d4, svidler for grunfeld, and anish giri for sicilian
that's the most cringe repertoire
who plays d4 and also the sicilian
How to be better than you at chess
i do
I do
I see, out of new players the most instructive to my chess has probably been Aronian, Naroditsky, and Hikaru
draw with white and lose with black?
only way to make it more cringe is to play something like the exchange ruy sometimes too
ruy is overrated
How is Sicilian losing
eyyy im unmuted
I think Anish Giri makes sense to include as very instructive, personally I haven't used his chessable repertoires a lot myself @primal fern
play for 7 years
Sam Shankland I'll have to agree very
Svidler also makes sense but again not for me...
hans niemann is most instructive player
If chess gets solved wouldn't white always win?
Yesss
his skillset is very wide and it buzzes me with excitement
i think chess is a draw in best play
No.. it would just be a draw
glad we can agree. sorry if it seemed i was trying to sus out ur profile earlier. i help catch a lot of cheaters in the server and i was curious about your lack of games
your profile looks pretty legit tho. despite so few games
i be losing
i know
💀
not every cheater plays liek they win every game
I just want to understna dwhy ??????????
some are smart clever enough to make it look normal
Yeah
maybe because you're not good at the game yet
how much was the baord
@keen parrot what would you play against e4?
e5
based
My father bought it for me just a few weeks ago. Backpack is new too
if you think an account is sus or a game is sus just send it to me @grim edge

What would recommend a 1.3k?
tell him so he can go beat up the bully
I HAve no idea for did it
ok
same with alapin sicilian
Highest win ever is only 21 points above my current rating 💀 skull moment
I used to play GingerGMs Pirc course
Pirc/Philidor course
It's pretty instructive on imbalances in kingside fianchetto
and playing against space disadvantage
Or me. I'm very good at it
I'll most likely call them a cheater unless it's super obvious that they're not cheating
Only 5691 players in cc are better than you
Bro fr that's actually pretty good though
5,691 out of 62 million
Bro the people you reported to me have not been banned yet
Its been a week
Yea there's like 700k of them better than me 😔
Bro I have absolutely 0 idea how
cc system can be really slow at times
I found the world's most obvious cheater and he hasn't been bannned
some minecraft guy
Yeah bro there was a dude who admitted to cheating against me and got banned a month later lol
Because they are legit maybe
@primal fern Do you know any good rapid leagues for discord? I tried joining a few in the past and the mods didn't deal with cheaters well at all and it sucked lol
send them to me too if you want an expert opinion
Dude you cannot tell me this guy is legit https://www.chess.com/member/abdullah-wardan
Discover the online chess profile of 🅰️🅱️🅰️ (Abdullah-wardan) at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
But I want a cool discord server that organises rapid tournaments that are chess.com rated
He's 2400 blitz with a 900 puzzle rating
the problem with online rapid leagues is that they either aren't serious (no prizes) or filled with cheaters
Dm me I’ll send you a couple servers though not sure if they do leagues
I don't mind no prizes, just a strong community
Can i get em too?
Sure just dm me
cheating fosho
Hi
Bro frrr
Wow I never realized there's only 700 people above 2300 rapid. I'm legit 200 points away from top 700, that's crazy
<@&745328830649991179>
and 80% of them are cheaters
Ahh yeah trueee
someone advertising cheats
only for a second?
How easy is it to reach 2k from 1.3k in a year?
hard
unpossible
Wow I'm realizing for my blitz rating, I should be around 2300/top 500 rapid
What's the deciding factor
blitz is the only rating where the top thing is kind of accurate, almost no one decent is willing to suffer playing rapid on cc
i got a screenshot of ian rogers' student files so now i know who gets coaching from him
Sounds legal
i played a few of them at recent tournaments
i queue one game, blatant cheater (username is ronakkimkc)
Bro I found something hilarious but if I send it here I would get banned
dms
Lol yeah. Bro frrr I legit put it off for so long because rapid takes foreverrr
he was navigating through his files in a class so i just took a screenshot to figure out who takes lessons from him
But I'm finally getting my rating up lol
i got a cheap class taught by ian rogers
his fault for leaking ngl
Ik what you mean. Mods have hated my gifs before too
only $15 for each 1.5 hour lessons
Bet I wanna know who
@keen parrot was it hilarious
now i know who to avoid going into endgames against
💀
edgy bro 💀
If I send it here I would get banned right?
9/10 times if you have to ask, you probably know the answer already
Just to confirm
I'd play it safe either way
that's in lichess
Whenever I scroll reddit I get those posts from r/chess of GMs calling people cheaters just because they get like 93% accuracy win against them... and I always think of how that common that is in my games. I just lost a 70 move game equal until endgame, but I lost cause its complex. If you dont believe me this is it
anyways, I lost with 95% accuracy against 98%
Accuracy is meaningless
if i was a gm i could just go hes a cheater!!! but since im not i have to accept skill issue, i should have converted
Precisely the point I'm making
GMs using "omg u got high accuracy vs me???" is really dumb to me, cause it happens all the time accuracy is not as consistent as they seem to want to think
i get accuracy in the 90s in bullet lol
ian rogers says that his strongest win was against portisch even though his highest rated win was against short
wtf portisch is 86 and still 2467 fide
Nah no thanks
Np, thanks for blowing up japan
this has been one of my fav quotes for a while, its just fun to say
its really sad though
you probably shouldn't traumatize them at that age
send me in dm 
When I was an alcoholic I used to enjoy reading WW2 diaries, and everytime I went to therapy I would just talk about the most insane brutal deaths of WW2 for 60 minutes
I am based af
emo but history buff be like
W
anyone want to 1v1
Guys I went here..
Proof
Yo
fun
It's an abandoned nuclear research facilitiy
Yes officer, this guy right here
hi icy
that's cool af ngl
hi
by the way, if i name some of the best players ever from my school, would you recognise some names?
idk
Depends, is Dave one of them?

there are probably some strong players from my school i don't even know of
damn icy i thought you were higher rated in blitz
f
dms
@strange skiff hi
@grim edge how are you
I'm fine too
@strange skiff can we play mam
damn im getting better at blitz

What
yoo can i see
Fortress
yes
anyone up for a game/
yes
No
ok
cc name
Tell me your user 'll play with you
oMrbean
hello
Hi
@maiden sorrel You are from Africa?
no
xD
I sent the req
@surreal lantern unrated
I was gonna say, I am from Morocco xd
im from au
ok
im too tired to spell
Damn
10 min
Wishing the best for you
im 800 and i can beat 1500s
alright
Awesome
Im 1800 and i lose to 900s
im 800 and im 800
so real
we all at one point lose to a one elo player
Not me
I said 900, you suck
you wana play?
white to play and save the game
no im working on poetry
Wth
I bet i could atleast hold up against you for 40 moves
probably!
but im washed
me too!
cos im tired
its 8am
Wow I've played a game against the 50th best rapid player in the world before
for you
how do you check
its 9pm for me
I'm friends with the 145th best rapid player in the world, dang
oker
Uh you just gotta go through the leaderboard and see who you've played
joker
nya
J. Robert himself!!
kombat mortl
Omg, how are u doing mate
i do
Yeah explosive 💀💀
https://www.chess.com/game/live/3634080930 Throwback to the time where I lost to a 182
































































1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Bb5 Bd7 6. c3 a6 7. Bxc6 Bxc6 8. Be3 Nf6 9. O-O Bd6 10. Nbd2 Bd7 11. Qe2 b6 12. b4 a5 13. a3 axb4 14. axb4 Rxa1 15. Rxa1 O-O 16. Bg5 Re8 17. Qd3 c5 18. Bxf6 Qxf6 19. Ra7 Qe6 20. g3 cxb4 21. cxb4 Bxb4 22. Kg2 Qh3+ 23. Kg1 Bg4 24. Qb5 Rf8 25. Qxb4 h6 26. Ra1 Kh7 27. Qxb6 Re8 28. Qb1+ g6 29. Qf1 Qh5 30. Kg2 Qh3+ 31. Kg1 Qh5 32. Ne5 Bh3 33. Qd1 f6 34. Qxh5 gxh5 35. Nef3 Re6 36. Re1 Rxe1+ 37. Nxe1 f5 38. f4 Kg6 39. Nef3 h4 40. Ne5+ Kh5 41. gxh4 Kxh4 42. Kf2 h5 43. Kf3 Bg4+ 44. Nxg4 hxg4+ 45. Kg2 g3 46. hxg3+ Kg4 47. Kf2 Kh3 48. Nb3 Kg4 49. Nc5 Kh3 50. Nb7 Kg4 51. Nd8 Kh3 52. Ne6 Kg4 53. Ng7 Kh3 54. Nxf5 Kg4 55. Ne3+ Kh3 56. Nxd5 Kg4 57. Nc7 Kh3 58. d5 Kg4 59. d6 Kh3 60. d7 Kg4 61. d8=Q Kh3 62. Qg8 Kh2 63. Qh8#
how is it possible for the king to be double checkmated
Bro Broke the system
Fr
r u gay lmao
Yea
why?..
Night
weak lmao
THIS is what I call tilting
Knight.
You haven't tilted if you don't drop over 1200 points on your tilt
what does it have to do with being homosexual
ur just weak
Night
My knight vision is bad, but the night vision is ok.
His 500-999 don't listen to him
no
lmao come on i show u who is 500
Ur just homophobic
💀
literally you.
Alr
What's ur username
@grim edge would you love me if I was a worm
VehbiAR
I am becoming bird, the destroyer of worms
What is knight vision bloody dumbass
i ddont play bullet lmao
Its night vision
Nice username
Knight vision is ability to predict ways knights can move across the board
I thought u had ur alt connected and u were like 2k rated
🫡🫡
how do i keep blundering against really bad players
Real
lets play again
does anybody know where to get knight vision goggles
nah im good too annoying
because my knight vision sucks
i'd rather play someone else
May be don't know
@graceful lintel wanna play
Nah I'm in restroom rn 💀
when can we 1v1 then
10 mins later?
ok
Sorry
can't play rn
Alr yeah someone ban this kid he's not 600
I have 10 wins 2 draws in my last 12 rapid games and yet I'm losing to a 680
wanna 1v1??
I'm 2106 btw
Skill issue
He's literally cheating
he has better gaming socks that's all
Fr
Btw someone else believed he's an alt of a 2000, which would make a lot of sense

you are allowed to have an authorized alt, but sandbagging on it still isn't allowed
so you still report them, if not for cheating then for rating manipulation
is someone coping?
THEY CALLED A PISTOL CHECKMATE
togishere lost to a 600
Yeah nah
YOU CHECKMATE AND THEN YOU CHECKMATE YOUR OPPONENT
@worldly token let's talk bud
omg big gun
stop cheating bud
im not cheating bro
kid I'm 2100
You absolutely are LOL
it's not big lol
im not cheating
Does this look legit at all?
I can destroy 2000s but the second I face a 700 I lose??
Bud you're literally cheating and you know it
nope come talk to me
come man i respect ur opinion but u cant imagine when ppl call u hack while ur not hacking
I just don't get why you'd cheat... like bro you've never cheating in agame
im not cheating
I literally don't care because I know I'm not

Haha
okay i gotta pee cya later
The statistical chance of someone being a tilting 700 and beating an insanely good 2100 is practically impossible
"insanely good 2100"
Insanely good is too much 
10 wins 2 draws in the last 12 games
I would say decent
I'm way underrated
mate he is obviously cheating, dont make yourself seem like you are better than you are when accusing him though
your argument loses credibility
Is no one active
how dare you kill chat
Well no duh, all I care about is whether he gets banned or not
I just wanna show people that it's not so easy to beat a 2100 as a 700
was it rated?
This game gave all the low rated people hope
Its unrated tho who cares 
he won't get banned until his cc gets banned or proof is found otherwise
if it's not rated, who cares
Nah, but I don't want it to look like I lost to a 700, especially since I'm on a good streak rn
Alr..
if its not rated its still cheating bozos
Exactly
i have no idea why you guys are building a tolerance for this shit
I remember a time someone cheated against me and that was the only game they had ever cheated in. It literally took a month for them to get banned
Frrrrrr
cc bans you now for cheating in unrated so..
now? they used to not?
you couldve cheated with permission
wow
if it was unrated and both parties agreed to cheat against each other it was okay
Imagine getting permission to cheat
not anymore though
for science?
Apathetic has experience with that
You have 2 types of players
Its like a 50/50
1: Omg im playing a 2k lemme see how long I can survive
2: Im gonna cheat and show everybody how 2ks are trash
It was always like this Idk why you getting so mad now
yeah, and if you cheat you are a bad person and shouldn't be decieving others if your skill
someone could say that they give permission but report you after the game
i don't know why you justify cheating marios
dw thats just hikarus alt account
yeah it was sketch, at least now it's more clear
Idk why you calling me marios first of all smh my head
Im not justifying brudda
Im saying you cant change it
Why you crying so much
you can't change people to stop cheating, but you can ban them
i don't know why this is such a hard concept for you to grasp
you ban them they just come back
then they come back again
the problem is that chess.com is terrified of banning an innocent player by accident
and third, and fourth and so on...
so most soft cheaters get away with it
476 76253 2534
ive known people who have soft cheated for over a year without being banned
😱
Is more than 2 ppl using 1 acc cheating
I once beat a 2200 while being 1500
Exactly. Lichess ban cheaters more easily
did they get banned afterwards or..?
He kicked my ass a dozen times tho
Same
Fr
nope, still open but they've stopped cheating
I once beat a 2300 while being 1600 in bullet
they're a legitimate 2000 now
Just use stockfish 1 and u won't get banned
rat on them 
Whats his name so I can see its true

gm means grandmother
no, plus reporting wouldn't do anything because there's no concrete evidence except that i know him irl
Yes
magnuscarlsen
im not giving his username
Haha
yeah, i don't know why chess.com doesn't take the "we can choose who plays here" approach and just bans all the cheaters that they are 99.9% sure on but not 100
and stops giving fifth chances and shit
Bro I remember when I got warned for calling someone a cheater here because they were a cheater but got a second chance account
Crazy enough, their second chance account got banned shortly after
donkey's had 2 accounts closed for fair play and around 5 closed for abuse
in most cases i can understand a second chance, for example if the person is young and hasn't cheated for a long time
Bullet is just pure luck i feel sometimes, maybe at higher levels it is not but the number of times i defeaed people twice my rating is absurd
Stop being so paranoid on cheating lol
Yeah true lol
i stopped caring about cheaters a while ago
Cheaters will cheat and you guys just go and play chess
I always am
i don't even care if im getting refunds anymore
So what do we do if we play a cheater?
i don't play rapid so it's easy for me to regain rating lost to a soft cheater
try to avoid them, always report
Ah fair
You rep cry once and move on
Keep playing and just report before you leave
there are plenty of people i suspect of soft cheating but im not even bothered to report because i know it does nothing
Dang..
Anyone out there wanna play some practice matches ?
i don't know why you condemn being upset at cheaters
what-
like this one guy who played 7 moves of theory all within a second per move then proceeded to spent 9 seconds per move on the next 2 critical moves
Yep. Always gotta make sure my opponent's aren't cheating
that sounds like me lmao
Agree
could be legit, just trying to remember his prep
Lol I remember I've almost accused someone of cheating otb
i got checked for cheating OTB lmao
i once wanted to tell the arbiter about my suspicions of someone but they stopped cheating so i just kept playing the tournament
I always feel comfy playing rapid, if someone needs a computer to defeat me then his cognitive abilities aren’t worth even geting mad over.
There was this one kid who was rated like 1100 otb and beat everyone that tournament (literally went undefeated beating multiple 1500s, including me) and since then he's never had a good tournament lol. Just got super lucky one day


Hahaha
my performance in adult tournaments are never good enough to raise suspicions
People often underestimate the effect of hydration and a clear mind
plus i haven't played an event that has live boards nor have i been to the toilet during a game this whole year
i didn't get checked due to my tournament performance, it was just one extremely precise game
Sometimes i feel like i play like a 2000+ other times i feel like i play like 900
i also left the board a lot of times to walk on the terrace
cause the air outside was nicer than in the playing hall
when i do well in junior tournaments, nobody is suspicious of anything because i never go to the toilet during a game, there's noone watching my board with an engine and they know that im a decent player
didn't know you were a girl
Yeah true
(girls don't shit)
fr
fr
government conspiracy to stop you from getting gains
Wait wth you can go outside during your game???
i never walked that far, i only watch other players' games
The only real tournament i ever played was in my uni, after an exam that included 7 courses, i literally didn’t sleep in two days and didn’t have breakfast running on pure fumes so i ended up blundering my queen in the first ten moves for absolute free without any prompting
That aint too crazy
the playing hall was on the second floor and there was a terrace thing connected to it where you can smoke and stuff
Bro I've never done that
That's wild
It’s commonplace to have your devices on the table you’re playing at
i have an image of the playing hall gimme a sec
So you can go wherever you need
one time i slept 5 hours the day before a rapid tournament and got 3/6 
Chess school tournament tommorow what opening to play
This is the Chess.com profile of horseyishere. Take a look!
Name: Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1538 (peak)
Blitz: 1118 (peak)
Bullet: 636 (peak)
You choose man
you guys have school tournaments?
I never did
I woulda easily gotten first tho🤣, knowing my highschool
I don’t even have that
When this chapter came out
I’m in uni tho so it makes sense
After 19 game i grain 2 elo
im not even the best player at my school
Random grade 7 girl who already cm how to beat her
judging by how i play, some 2000 at my school might even cause an upset against me if we had a school tournament
How do you reach 2000
at least there's no year 4 CM
there's a CM in nsw who's in year 4 and is 10 years old
Indian have 13 yo boy Gm
getting smoked by a 10 year old in a junior tournament is a great feeling fr
guys why u see me as hacker?
im not hacking and its not that impossible to beat a 2k
noone asked
King gambit good?
you have 2 options here, continue to be embarrassed or just leave
im not embarrassed lmao im totally right
come i want to play against u
im on the train and internet is shaky
I tried 30 min game
yea little excuses
we can play but only bullet
Nice
cause i soon arrive at the train station in stockholm
okay tell me when ur ready to get destroyed
now lets go
im not hacking but ppl call me hacker
This is my first time play chess in school idk if i could win bc there is 78 people join
u wanna play rn?
give me ur user name
tilt
tons of players named tilt
hello everyone 👋
my username is legit tilt
okay i sent u
i play 10
you can play other things too
your mum's a 10
TILT: The one and only
it doesnt make sense to play short matches since u just play memorized moves everytime
and?
yap yap yap
sounds like you are not playing me cause you don't want to lose
yea come 10 min
no
i arrive in 5 mins you better send that game quick
Hey who can help? Are nokia smartphones good or not?
no they suck
o
i don't have any experience with them, but they should be decent for the price
Y ?
nokia are indestructible
they suck bro go search it why ur asking it on a chess server
Idk
tilt come bro ur scared
Anyone want get coached for free for under 1000
i ain't coming anywhere, teenage pregnancy is no joke
yea tilt is scareed
average american
average sane person
who? me? im not american
ok lil bro
also im not American 😭
yea im lil and 2k are scared of me
nerd
they are scared to lose against 700 lmao
flexing chess skills is such a nerdy thing to do
thinking that im hacking
brother i have a decade of experience with online chess and everything that comes with it
said noobie with 10 iq
just stop it and learn from your mistakes
flexing iq too
one day you will grow up, think back to these days and be very embarrassed
stop before it escalates man, for your sake
only nerds take offence when being called nerds
im a proud nerd
well said tbh
confusion
jus buy it
is there a tournament
no i guess
or smth with prizes
just 7 day trial
sigh
u cheat?
no i didnt :D
yeah probs not
but they are embarassed to lose against 700 and calling me cheater for no reason
probs not
probs?
BRUV I GOT ONE SINGLE MISS IN A GAME
probs
probs
whut is zat
U can get gifted by someone else, u can get it from from special tournaments and contests (#announcements )
THIS MAKES SO NENSE
heisenburger
who will gift me 
no beggers allowed
Some streamer for example
i did not beg
yea u didnt i just warned u
alr gotta keep my eye out for streamers 👀
Now we need Jesse Pink lipstick
I just played a game that explains my entire life
fool's mate
Robolox?
Chat i am teaching a kid chess
4 horses 💀
🇴 🇪 🇴
Greetings
and i am gettin paid
Google en passant
🗿
getting paid 5 dollars for one day
What the, i think is illegal on fide if your not 1N

5 dollars per hr
who is gona stop me?

1N?
1n means 1 newton
I mean i can teach randoms kids basic chess and get paid 5 dollars per hour without the fide knowing
no 300 rupees for 2 days
wait
fr
Not worth it
how many hours does he hire you fore
I dont know how to translate this from italian
it is enough for me
how many hours do you teach per day
I might start coaching shit chess and get paid 5 dollars
1
Imma teach them how the knight moves
1.80usd/hour
If i meet a child who want to pay me
ye
I might start looking for a vulnerable child who just started to get addicted to chess
gutkjhnvbasdfgh [5joif on upir nother nourhg
And take advantage with his innocent mind
just teach year 3 maths, there's more demand and you probably get paid more
Nahh too much time
Walter white, Jessie VS mondaycat and blue smurf cat
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 Bg4 4. h3 Bxf3 5. gxf3 Nc6 6. Bb5 Qh4 7. d5 a6 8. dxc6 axb5 9. cxb7 Rb8 10. Qd5 Nf6 11. Qxb5+ Nd7 12. Be3 g6 13. Nc3 Bg7 14. O-O-O O-O 15. Qxd7 d5 16. Qxd5 Rxb7 17. Qxb7 Rd8 18. Qxc7 f5 19. Rxd8+ Bf8 20. b4 fxe4 21. fxe4 h5 22. b5 g5 23. b6 g4 24. b7 gxh3 25. b8=Q h2 26. Rxf8#
496ovr teaching dogs fr
Sorry! I couldn't display the game from 213 .
Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.
Lmao
i joined a chess discord so i can play chess with people but everyones just talking about chess
wtflip
im sure there has to be somewhere that places on the server i would hope
how to upload yur game
/ game
bro when people in chess server are talking about chess 😱
This is the Chess.com profile of ohnomykingdiedtwice. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1686 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1265 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1207 (1620 peak)
do YOU wanna play chess!?
guys is there any way that i can proove that im not cheating
@onyx fox whats ur elo
show the game
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 c5 3. c3 cxd4 4. cxd4 d5 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bf5 7. e3 Nb4 8. Rc1 e6 9. a3 Nc6 10. Bd3 Bxd3 11. Qxd3 Bd6 12. Bxd6 Qxd6 13. O-O h5 14. b4 a6 15. Rfe1 e5 16. dxe5 Nxe5 17. Nxe5 Qxe5 18. Rcd1 Rd8 19. e4 d4 20. Na4 b5 21. Nc5 O-O 22. Nxa6 Rfe8 23. Nc5 Ng4 24. g3 h4 25. f3 Nxh2 26. f4 Qh5 27. Kxh2 hxg3+ 28. Kxg3 Rd6 29. Rh1 Rg6+ 30. Kf2 Qg4 31. Qf3 Qc8 32. Rxd4
this works
Sorry! I couldn't display the game from 81995841658 .
Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.
hola
haii
is everyone doing good today?
Sorry! I couldn't display the game from https://www.chess.com/play/computer .
Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.
good means pleasant
define pleasant
lmao
the word pleasant is relative
rfick yo all
why did bro have to google
Yall should get this steam game called spiderheck, really underrated
hows everyone doing today?
does it cost money
i lost a ton of elo
damn
Nine pounds if I remember correctly
This is the Chess.com profile of ohnomykingdiedtwice. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1686 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1265 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1207 (1620 peak)
Should I link my account?
Take a break
okk
ya maybe cause i played too much games
This is the Chess.com profile of equalsnxte. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Bullet: 2061 (peak)
i lost like 8x in a row
Ur probably titled
I’ve been invested in bullet recently
lol
Sadly when I started chess I played bullet without noticing and lost a ton of elo
This is the Chess.com profile of emmancrafts. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1104 (1123 peak)
Blitz: 543 (413 peak)
Bullet: 596 (557 peak)
definitely not talking about the fact ur opponent down 19 points
and about to be down 24
its prob his worst game
i lost against a 600
same i would mate with knights
Rip
luckily it was unrated
Wanna play a bullet game?
cause otb friendly
I don't mind
no wonder, ppl never play properly unrated
sure
u srsly do not mind us playing rated
sure
im 1200 bullet
This is the Chess.com profile of ghostleviathan666. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1682 (1691 peak)
Blitz: 1295 (1306 peak)
Bullet: 1257 (1271 peak)
How can I get better at bullet?
move faster
cannot play bullet on phone
you'll lose
like 12/10
i just played a game and i blundered a knight (cuz i overcalculated his moves) and forgot he had a knight looking directly at my knight) but i managed to save the game with a draw by repitition
buy gun aswell
i sacrificed THE ROOK and THE KNIGHT for a draw before
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
nice!
done playing
"C3 QA4 QH4 F3 KD1 QE1" is the most shitty move sequence ever
how do i share my games and where
i like u Hamood
yea fr bongcloud is wayy better
@prime blade challenge sent
i looked at his moves and what he can play and forgot that he had a knight looking ta mine
true
thanks man
Ain't got it 😭
Who’s gay
chesscom game review thinks im 1800🤭🤭
i sent again
OH NVM
it called me a 2250 before
@prime blade What script do you use for chess?
1000😏
script?
Yeah, I wanna know
guys how do i take a screenshot because my stupid a** forgot how
What do you mean by script
Like.. what are you using to help you win?
im so gooder truzz
That type of thing, yk?
nothing...
Idk ab that..
i just dont play chess much
bro kaiser
seriously
my fault i was on chat
same
i sent it tho
whats username
I haven't played any rapid or blitz
whats username
IM TOO FOCUSED ON CHAT
im sorry
i sent the link c3
Eh
whats going on rn
Found another sussy man
i think ppl think kaiser is a cheatererrtrrrrtrter
im not a man
Ik he is
oop
yea i just checked, definitely a bot user
Kaiser, i challenge u!
just report and move on 
nah
Damn king is trapped
Nah he stopped cheating
aw
He knows he's been caught
thats so sad i wanted to 1v1 stockfish
Frrr
Just play Stockfish then lmao
i was winning against the 3200 engine before then i blundered at move 20
No joke in my last game I lost to a 700
it was so sad
Winning because you played white?

1v1 me bro
nah i dont 1v1 carlos magnussen
Why'd it resign in such a winning position
Cuz it's smart
@echo kestrel 1v1
Kk
whats ur user
Togishere
maybe
London system or accelerated london system
rated or unrated
none
accelerated
Accelerated is better
Idk
good choice
i did unrated accept the challenge
good choice
i hate ego
it makes me blunder a fully winning position
Fr that's the strat of Duras Gambit
I give everyone ego so they think they're gonna win
Dang I'm too high rated
i hate chess
