💬〡general-off-topic

[long nimbus]

which makes them badass

[coral hatch]

Cats are manipulative, mind reading, mind controlling farts.

[long nimbus]

W name

[supple imp]

Finally unmuted

[coral hatch]

The best cat is no cat.

[trail prism]

Yes

[fleet sigil]

meat is even better when its hard

[supple imp]

Ayo?

[trail prism]

Nuh uh

[elfin crag]

tf

[stone quiver]

help pls

[trail prism]

How do you eat raw contracted meat

[grim edge]

:3

[stone quiver]

If i have 2 resistors that are both 50 Ohmi and they are connected by series is the total resistance 100 Ohmi or 50 Ohmi

[long nimbus]

mosquito on balls, what to do
A) ignore
B) slap

[grim edge]

C) punch

[keen parrot]

D) metal pipe

[grim edge]

E) eat

[stone quiver]

Jokes on you ive had a bee there

[supple imp]

F) let it suck

[long nimbus]

testicular torsion 😢

[keen parrot]

thats the same as A

[grim edge]

that's what h

[nocturne elk]

Blink

[elfin crag]

sorry im non-English, what does by series mean: next to each other or one under another?

[stone quiver]

Next to

[supple imp]

F) force* it to suck

[lament jacinth]

Chat is wild

[feral tinsel]

Whay

[long nimbus]

my cat has sec with her child

[elfin crag]

they add up, so 100

[nocturne elk]

What exactly would it be consuming 👀

[long nimbus]

x

[supple imp]

Don't worry about it

[trail prism]

Here is a small story
A man named John died in his sleep then he meet God in heaven and he told Him that he wants to go back to his wife then he got reincarnated but it made John into a hen the John started laying eggs and his wife came out of the door and started yelling John , John but John was still laying eggs the she said John wake the f up ur are pooping in the bed

[elfin crag]

maybe

[feral tinsel]

😨

[long nimbus]

protein

[stone quiver]

What if under eachother

[elfin crag]

✖

[nocturne elk]

John Heard

[elfin crag]

25

[nocturne elk]

😳

[stone quiver]

Why 25

[long nimbus]

R(total) = 1/R1 + 1/R2 in parallel

[potent merlin]

@primal shore @long nimbus @grim edge https://youtu.be/Zwc6lK_LQ7E?si=_oblAZhdjjv-Ymmr funny how we were just discussing gyms an hour ago

[trail prism]

Another day of not having to use ax²+bx+c=0

[elfin crag]

1/R(all)=1/R(1)+1/R(2)+...

[stone quiver]

Aahh thank u

[long nimbus]

lol how does he have an explanation

[fierce sluice]

Who wants to play, i have 900 elo

[silent quest]

Resistance

[elfin crag]

not me tho 😞

[trail prism]

I got 1140 Fide

[long nimbus]

yup

[fleet sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_vYHSnv3Js

[trail prism]

But cannot play rn srry

[elfin crag]

wow, going for ?

[trail prism]

Yes

[nocturne elk]

I have $4.20

[trail prism]

More exactly fm

[fleet sigil]

ok screw this im getting trusted

[potent merlin]

His explanation gives me second hand embarrassment

[nocturne elk]

What’d he say 💀

[fierce sluice]

🤨

[elfin crag]

*

[silent quest]

Lol

[trail prism]

Shiwt I got a migraine again ;-;

[long nimbus]

ur not trustworthy

[elfin crag]

i have 15k trophies in Brawl Stars 💀

[grim edge]

get a life

[keen parrot]

you either die a Just Joined or live long enough to see yourself become the Trusted

[trail prism]

How's your day going disciple

[long nimbus]

i have 9x10⁸ power in rise of kingdoms

[trail prism]

I think I got 10k

[grim edge]

shut up

[elfin crag]

not even a billion... pathetic

[trail prism]

Nuh uh disciple

[long nimbus]

ive lived more than enough to hate the trusted role color

[primal shore]

Just say 9 billion

Or 90 billion...whichever one

[keen parrot]

its 900 million no?

[long nimbus]

looks cooler

[primal shore]

@grim edge 9 krillion

[elfin crag]

o sh**, it 12am for me

[primal shore]

Idfk I can't notate

[silent quest]

I've lived long enough to make trusted role people hate me

[keen parrot]

cant notate, is that the bald male influencer guy?

[elfin crag]

btw can u help w/ my pc?

[trail prism]

I got 2mil power on rise of kingdoms💀 how much did u spent

[long nimbus]

million is 10⁶, 10⁸ is 100x10⁶

[trail prism]

Do y'all ever heard of tetration?

[primal shore]

...huh

[elfin crag]

my pc randomly starts freezing but when i open task manager it works normally again

[long nimbus]

i dknt even play it bro im jk 💀 i didnt know ppl actually played it

[trail prism]

I was bored

[long nimbus]

r u american

[grim edge]

omg

[trail prism]

Lost 2 months of my life on that game

[primal shore]

no you just are making no sense

[grim edge]

lucy

6 zero's is a million, 8 zero's is 100 million

[primal shore]

Wait nvm, there's just not point making it 100

[long nimbus]

10⁸ = 10⁶x10²

[primal shore]

Nobody does that it's weird

[trail prism]

E u moldovian or romanian by any chance ?

[primal shore]

Overcomplicated

[grim edge]

that's as useless as you

[primal shore]

@grim edge

[silent quest]

I would like to believe lucy is smart but chooses to act dumb

[grim edge]

i am romanian hi

[elfin crag]

Chess.com, more like Algebra.com

[long nimbus]

thats how we all did it in our minds

[trail prism]

U are romanian too :D ?

[grim edge]

i can confirm lucy is dumb

[primal shore]

hehehehaw

[grim edge]

da

[trail prism]

Acum am un ucenic roman :D

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

da, oltean)

[primal shore]

Да

[trail prism]

Kk

[bright prairie]

Hello friends

[trail prism]

Suntem 3 Romani in acelasi timp :D

[long nimbus]

is this da or sa

[trail prism]

Me from Bucharest

[primal shore]

da

[bright prairie]

Hello Lucy

[grim edge]

nice

im from transilvania

[bright prairie]

Hello master of ducks

[primal shore]

I know some russian

[bright prairie]

Hello ducky

[long nimbus]

i used to think its fake

[trail prism]

Hellos anis

[primal shore]

I need to learn it better for work

[grim edge]

lmfao

[elfin crag]

the one with that monster hotel?

[nocturne elk]

How do u type the numbers smol 😭

[primal shore]

Like nyc right

[keen parrot]

transylvanian brothers stick together 🤝

[stone quiver]

Now i understand everything about electricity

[grim edge]

[silent quest]

[primal shore]

Best thing Serbia ever did done do

[grim edge]

i am quantum physics

[bright prairie]

Explain it to me

[stone quiver]

Explain what

[silent quest]

Am Newtonian physics

[bright prairie]

Electricity

[trail prism]

I am the Tetration , Pentation and Hexation master

Plus master of ducka

[stone quiver]

What avout it

[grim edge]

my witness brings me into existence

[bright prairie]

I'm women lover

[long nimbus]

phone, or do u not have it on ios?

[nocturne elk]

No 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[stone quiver]

Oh my days

[lament jacinth]

Cap

[nocturne elk]

I would just type 900,000,000

[long nimbus]

new york? why would i think its fake, i only thought its fake bcz of the movie

[bright prairie]

Why?

[nocturne elk]

Ez counting

[primal shore]

Remember kids you can take the trans out of ylvania, but you can't take the ylvania out of the trans

[grim edge]

lucy 😭

[primal shore]

Because nyc is in all the movies

[long nimbus]

but its popular, translvania isnt

[primal shore]

Clearly you aren't European

[grim edge]

reminded me of famous quote: you can take a boy out of twitch but you can't take the twitch out of a boy

[boreal cosmos]

Ssuppp

[long nimbus]

well it is but i never heard of it as a kid

[bright prairie]

Wdym. All Europeans know nyc

[primal shore]

@boreal cosmos what do you play against the French defence

[grim edge]

markus self super react

[boreal cosmos]

I have my secret prep

[bright prairie]

Hi

[long nimbus]

it IS popular, but im talking relative to nyc, and no im not EU

[primal shore]

You don't play a mainline variation then?

[lament jacinth]

Hello old timey server goers
Use /disconnect to freshen up your profile

[boreal cosmos]

I do

[bright prairie]

[primal shore]

Then which one, that's not very secret I don't need to know every move, just the varation if you don't mind

[long nimbus]

@boreal cosmos will u teach me in exhange of my cat's n*des

[bright prairie]

You didn't answer why

[stone quiver]

@bright prairie when protons and electrons (+ and -) touch they create a tension and it causes electricity or sum

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet women lover

[primal shore]

You are Estonian or Latvian I can't remember

[boreal cosmos]

Advance

[boreal cosmos]

[primal shore]

thanks that's all I wanted

[bright prairie]

It's me

[grim edge]

omg

[bright prairie]

Women lover

[grim edge]

im going to ikea in a few weeks

[long nimbus]

i wanna get gud

[grim edge]

chat im buying myself 1m blåhaj

[boreal cosmos]

Emm okay?..

[narrow crescent]

guys my montior has screen burn how do i remove it

[primal shore]

FK

[grim edge]

punch ur monitor

[primal shore]

I just cracked my phone bad I'm leaving now

[long nimbus]

i need lessons, in exchange of my cat pics

[narrow crescent]

i doubt that will work

[bright prairie]

Use water

[grim edge]

what u do D:

[boreal cosmos]

[narrow crescent]

i need actual answers lma

[long nimbus]

it once fell off my pocket into the toilet before i even flushed

thank god it was my own piss and no shit

[bright prairie]

Why asking on a chess server

[grim edge]

piss

[narrow crescent]

the only really active server i have thats not too active that chat gets off the screen in half a second

[long nimbus]

yummy yummy for the tummy

[narrow crescent]

this is the second most active server I have

[bright prairie]

You can find pc discord stuff in disboard

[narrow crescent]

second to the geometry dash discord

[narrow crescent]

whats that

[steady blaze]

I played so much valorant that I missed 400+ messages lmao

[bright prairie]

He's a gd player. We shall help him

[narrow crescent]

I left my pc on overnight and now the minecraft menu screen is screen burned on it

[bright prairie]

Disboard. Look for it in Google

[long nimbus]

@narrow crescent linustechtips server

u'll find pc nerds

[narrow crescent]

invite?

[bright prairie]

Linux? *

[long nimbus]

i dont have it

no

[narrow crescent]

damn

[grim edge]

can yall join my serever

???

[steady blaze]

bruh...

[boreal cosmos]

No

[grim edge]

it has chess in it

[narrow crescent]

what

[steady blaze]

how did you mange to burn minecrafts menu screen on your pc's screen...

[narrow crescent]

i left the minecraft menu screen on overnight

this tv is from like 1990

[steady blaze]

I had left it 3 times

and never burned on the screen at all

[narrow crescent]

thats because your monitor is probably from 2000+

mines from like 1980-1990

[long nimbus]

W retro gaming

[steady blaze]

2001 probs

oh jesus that's older than me

[narrow crescent]

I was born in 2008, its older than me too

lmao

[steady blaze]

I am also older than you lol

I was born in 2007.. year before ya

[long nimbus]

wow ur 15/16 and ur not a millionaire

[steady blaze]

dude

[long nimbus]

so not alhpa male

[steady blaze]

I am not from dubai.

[long nimbus]

i was born in dubai

i mean UAE

abu dhabi

[narrow crescent]

actually thois probably isnt from that long ago

[long nimbus]

not dubai

[narrow crescent]

because this is suposedly 1080p full hd

[long nimbus]

but im not rich dw

i guarantee im poorer than u

[steady blaze]

neither of them, I am Georgian

[narrow crescent]

oh i looked it up and it says tv screen burn is irreversible

thats not good

[chilly wadi]

talked

[steady blaze]

yeah... that means your screen is screwed

[warm hedge]

I think I'll learn the DN opening Danya has a vid on it

[narrow dune]

you can put the link in your bio but don’t ask ppl to join it in chat here

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[nova verge]

Bro I was rocking out to High School Musical then

[normal hatch]

07 gang

[stone quiver]

Im 14 and my net worth is 600 🤑🤑

[primal mirage]

Wassup chat

guess who just finished guessing all answers in my exam 🙂

and i actually guessed most of them right (I think, cuz ppl in chat also saying that answer)

[steady blaze]

anyone

[primal mirage]

finna go gamble

[steady blaze]

down to play chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> e131d1

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Rapid: 582 (823 peak)
Blitz: 789 (1448 peak)
Bullet: 590 (799 peak)

[long nimbus]

im 16 and i have less than a dollar💸

[steady blaze]

anyone

chess?

[long nimbus]

i cant im 1000

woahhhh hold on there

ur peaj was 800 and went down to 500

peak*

[stone quiver]

Elo?

[steady blaze]

check this..

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 584 (610 peak)
Blitz: 546 (peak)
Bullet: 806 (peak)

[steady blaze]

ima play bullet

[grim edge]

what’s up

[long nimbus]

/profile

[grim edge]

you heard about yesuke

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1011 (1016 peak)
Blitz: 389 (peak)
Bullet: 443 (459 peak)

[stone quiver]

Nice blitz elo

[long nimbus]

blitz and bullet suck

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1703 (peak)
Blitz: 1258 (peak)
Bullet: 1253 (1296 peak)

[solemn ivy]

wagwan g

mec georgian var

fr

[grim edge]

London play me

[raven thorn]

i found a game of yours which you missed checkmate in one

idk why i decided to do that

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw&ab_channel=CinemaHotelStudios

[solemn ivy]

coach me

london can i dm you for free membership

[long nimbus]

theres a channel on yt that tortures ppl, uncesored and with consent, its pure gore, drilling ur mouth and stuff, idk why i watched it when i was ~11☠️☠️

[solemn ivy]

Cool'nt

[peak plank]

Can I have-

[bright prairie]

No Kirby dead chat

[grand badge]

[solemn ivy]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[grand badge]

@bright prairie how are you

@solemn ivy how are you

[solemn ivy]

stfu

[bright prairie]

Good wast about you?

[solemn ivy]

[bright prairie]

What *

Connect your account please

[grand badge]

Good

[grand badge]

No

[bright prairie]

Please my friend

[solemn ivy]

im politically enclined to be rude to you

and traditionally

[grand badge]

No my friend

[bright prairie]

Why

[solemn ivy]

hes russian im georgian

[bright prairie]

Oh

[grand badge]

I'm Ukrainian

[solemn ivy]

mb bro i love you fr

[grand badge]

You stupid

[bright prairie]

Bro 💀

[solemn ivy]

no it was friendly fire

it was a mis input

[grand badge]

[solemn ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[bright prairie]

Watch hxh

[solemn ivy]

yes

[covert cosmos]

:3

[solemn ivy]

watch ufc and hxh

[grim edge]

anyone wanna join my anime server ???

[solemn ivy]

no

[grim edge]

bruh

[covert cosmos]

ew

[solemn ivy]

anime servers weird as hell bro

[grim edge]

its not weird

[solemn ivy]

Who joins anime servers

[grim edge]

alot of people

[solemn ivy]

alot of weird people

[grim edge]

lmao

[solemn ivy]

💀 ☠️

[grim edge]

next ur going to say anime is weird

[grand badge]

@solemn ivy what's your elo

[solemn ivy]

1050-1100

[grim edge]

mine is 1500

[grand badge]

Harosh

[solemn ivy]

i just got back after like a 5 month break

i quit chess after i reached 1050 idk why

i was like yeah time to take a break

[covert cosmos]

anime is weird

[grand badge]

@solemn ivy that's you pfp?

[solemn ivy]

depends on the anime

[covert cosmos]

all of them are so stupidly revealing

[solemn ivy]

yes its me im jon bones jones

[flat prawn]

Hi

[keen parrot]

anime is okay, just some animes are weird

[solemn ivy]

berserk really good, manga berserk even better

[bright prairie]

Everyone go ask Kirby for clarinet

[solemn ivy]

yea , i watch some animes too only great ones

[steady blaze]

Oh my

[grand badge]

Ah, I thought your sakartvelo

[flat prawn]

I'm back from my mute for calling a trans person bro LMAO

I was muted for a whole 24 hours because of that

[solemn ivy]

Bro its a joke jon bones jones is a ufc goat

[bright prairie]

W opinion

[solemn ivy]

[steady blaze]

I just clutched a match with 1 premove

[solemn ivy]

yoo georgian how you doing

რავახარ ძმაჯან

[bright prairie]

Victim

[flat prawn]

That ugly ass gremlin mod is the worst

[steady blaze]

მშვენივრად შენ?

[grand badge]

@bright prairie why I need to connect my chess account

[crude trail]

banger

[solemn ivy]

ur gonna get muted again lmfaoo

[covert cosmos]

bast?

[solemn ivy]

good

[steady blaze]

კაია 🙂

[solemn ivy]

wanna play?

[flat prawn]

Ugliest mfer I've ever seen in my life

[steady blaze]

yeah sure

[flat prawn]

No I'm not going to name any names

[solemn ivy]

invite 5 min blitz ors omething

[steady blaze]

I just clutched a game with a premove

[bright prairie]

Send pictures after getting trusted

[solemn ivy]

good job

[steady blaze]

on time that was crazy holy crap 0.02 seconds

[grand badge]

What pictures

[bright prairie]

Idk what you have in your phone

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-boykisser-jumpscare-boy-kisser-mauzy-mice-gif-8912233332616251301

[flat prawn]

All I'm going to say is that he looks inbred and he has the worst facial hair I've ever seen in my life

[solemn ivy]

lets playy brooo last game before i sleep gotta wake up early tmrw

im abiturienti 😭

[steady blaze]

send the invite

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 582 (823 peak)
Blitz: 789 (1448 peak)
Bullet: 600 (799 peak)

[steady blaze]

copy E131D1

[grand badge]

I Don't know what I have in my phone

[steady blaze]

that's my username

[bright prairie]

Are you a boykisser?

[flat prawn]

Weird

[flat prawn]

Oh no the person with the Palestine profile pic encountered a gay person

[lime lava]

[flat prawn]

This should be good

[strange skiff]

can yall chill

[covert cosmos]

yes

[strange skiff]

this is a chess server

[bright prairie]

Kirby isn't gay

[flat prawn]

Sorry

[bright prairie]

You don't know how much i miss you

[flat prawn]

I'm just really angry right now

[grand badge]

No way

[strange skiff]

we all are, world sucks, this is a nice little place about chess tho so let’s keep it that way

[bright prairie]

Perfect meme

[covert cosmos]

banned for spamming

[flat prawn]

I would love that but I literally got muted for 24 hours by one of your awful mods for calling someone bro that happened to be trans

[strange skiff]

just chill out. solve this

[bright prairie]

Bro spam every Kirby video he have every single day

[echo kestrel]

Lol I was thinking for like 30 seconds here and then my opponent just randomly resigned

[strange skiff]

I doubt that was why

but I’ll check

you were repeatedly calling them dumb/stupid and ignored warnings

[lime lava]

Rxf4

[strange skiff]

thats why

[flat prawn]

But i will calm down now

[grand badge]

|| не зобов’язаний ||

[sour moon]

Brooo

[strange skiff]

wrong but the puzzle is insane tho

[grim edge]

hi anitta

what puzzle

[lime lava]

Why doesnt Rf4 work

[steady blaze]

@solemn ivy gg 😄

[boreal cosmos]

2388 rapid, 1 game from all time peak 2400 😮

[bright prairie]

The discord admins meeting when . @strange skiff

[strange skiff]

not telling u to, suggesting

[grand badge]

I can easily win you

[boreal cosmos]

and i dont care

[flat prawn]

Me too

[lime lava]

[steady blaze]

@solemn ivy

[strange skiff]

Rf4 illegal?

[sour moon]

Hate that

[bright prairie]

You can win 12 elo?

In a single game

[strange skiff]

its not what happened they were calling someone stupid many times and ignoring mods warning them

[grim edge]

Kh8

[lime lava]

If I dont see the puzzle in less then 3 seconds
I Dont wanna solve it... its a bullet players thing

[strange skiff]

wrong. but the move is insane. like. I couldn’t find it I’m 3k puzzles I tried for hours

[sour moon]

I get you, but the feeling that it was for something else due to weird timed bans

[bright prairie]

Anitta give me answers about the meeting

[sour moon]

It just changes a ok I'm banned to sore confusion

[primal mirage]

skill issue ngl

[steep drum]

Is it starting with e5?

[strange skiff]

this move is not human

[strange skiff]

also no

[primal mirage]

hm

[strange skiff]

think a sacrifice that makes no goddamn sense

[lime lava]

Just play Qe2 and see what happens

[strange skiff]

yall wanna know?

[bright prairie]

Rd1

[grim edge]

pls

[strange skiff]

it’s || Rg3 ||

[primal mirage]

lol

[strange skiff]

not even joking

[primal mirage]

i see it

its a genius move

[bright prairie]

I saw it but didn't see the What's next

[strange skiff]

|| threatening windmill mate with Rxg2 ||

[primal mirage]

i think another kind of this move was played in a game no?

[strange skiff]

it’s insane

[primal mirage]

like a high lvl master game

where one player played rg3 and it had triple mate threat

[covert cosmos]

chocolate

[lime lava]

With rice

[grim edge]

i hate that so much but it's so nice

[primal mirage]

wtf who eat that

[bright prairie]

You like chocolate?

[covert cosmos]

yea

[bright prairie]

Ok

[sour moon]

Do we have a support Israel flag like with Ukraine? Being part Ukrainan I appreciate the former but think the latter could help some worried people

[strange skiff]

after bishop takes Qxg2 mate. after pawn takes Qe3

[grim edge]

any one wanna join my discord server dm if interested

[little elm]

Rg3

[shy pike]

Wat is windmill mate

[strange skiff]

No, and anis I hate to do this but please change your profile pic for this server @bright prairie we dont allow political pfps

[grand badge]

@strange skiff how long have you been playing chess?

[grim edge]

ormyyyy ily

[strange skiff]

the one where you take with rook and then theres a bishop on the diagonal and you slide the rook back with discovery check

[grim edge]

im gonna play rapid because lucy insulted me earlier

[bright prairie]

They said they will discute about it in a meeting

[steep drum]

I think it's Rg3 but the follow up is interesting, so the bishop obviously cannot take, so the pawn has to take. Then maybe we line up the queen with the bishop create battery and attack?

[steady blaze]

is it a queen sac?

[bright prairie]

Like doing an announcement like for the Ukrainian war

[primal mirage]

@strange skiff

[strange skiff]

2 years, top rating 1780 smth

[primal mirage]

this one i meant

[grand badge]

Online?

[strange skiff]

yep! Qe4 after pawn takes

[strange skiff]

I learned the game 2 years ago. yeah online

[strange skiff]

horsie

no wait what

[shy pike]

Uhhhh yea

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

[primal mirage]

Everything leads to mate 😮

[strange skiff]

omfg

[mild nest]

We shouldn’t have either one

[shy pike]

that is not uncommon

[primal mirage]

any pawn capture XDD

[solemn ivy]

Gg

[primal mirage]

or queen capture or any move at all

[strange skiff]

I need to take a damn min after that one @primal mirage

holy chad

[solemn ivy]

Wp

[primal mirage]

wahaha ikr, its so insane

[strange skiff]

OH isnt this the gold coin move

[solemn ivy]

How u doing anitta

[strange skiff]

or smth

[primal mirage]

that puzzle was little bit similar to urs

[strange skiff]

doing well hbu

[solemn ivy]

I’m fine

[strange skiff]

it was thank u I love those moves sm

[solemn ivy]

Add war crimes to chess

[peak plank]

Oh anitta is here pog

[primal mirage]

wahaha yeahh, i mean solving is less fun ngl 😂 it takes so much time and energy

[covert cosmos]

explosion

[primal mirage]

but the satisfaction of these moves are crazy

[strange skiff]

not for long, doing puzzles pixel lol

[peak plank]

Isn't that the gold coins game?

[solemn ivy]

Puzzles are too easy

[strange skiff]

I asked yeah I think it is

[primal mirage]

i think? im not sure tho anitta thought same

[strange skiff]

i forgor about this one

it seems worthy

oooo albert gave me strimmer role

k gtg

[peak plank]

Ok bye

[strange skiff]

see u kids do your tactics

be chill

[steady blaze]

what other roles can I get except the roles I have

[peak plank]

Use chessbook.com

[strange skiff]

#🔖〡roles

#reaction-roles

[primal mirage]

👋

[strange skiff]

and costumize smth smth up near events

[grand badge]

@solemn ivy ||все я змінив свою аватарку. Тепер ти мене з росіянином точно не переплутаєш||

[cloud kite]

hi

[peak plank]

Bruh

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[solemn ivy]

I ain’t reading allat😭💀

[steady blaze]

for russians

we georgians hate em.

[bright prairie]

Master gl for you otb tournament @peak plank

[solemn ivy]

Facts

Yo d309 where u from in Georgia

[viral epoch]

Yo Anitta

[flat prawn]

Based

[steady blaze]

main city ( Tbilisi )

[stone quiver]

Evening

[peak plank]

It's gonna be snowing over there we're it's at, so hopefully I can do it without freezing to death

[solemn ivy]

I’m from batumi

[flat prawn]

Eastern Europe in general is weird to me

[solemn ivy]

Rival of Tbilisi

[viral epoch]

It's Mitzu

[bright prairie]

I like snow

[stone quiver]

I bet youre somewhere close to me

[peak plank]

I bet not

Different continent

[stone quiver]

What country

[solemn ivy]

I’m going to Tbilisi in university

[covert cosmos]

bruh i have to walk to school when its pitch black 😭

[steady blaze]

Nice

[viral epoch]

Fun

[solemn ivy]

So what

Pitch black + rain best

[covert cosmos]

i stepped on a dead rat cause i couldn't see

[steady blaze]

what if your vision is 120p in pitch black + rain worsens the vision

[covert cosmos]

im never forgetting that

[solemn ivy]

I kill rats

[stone quiver]

I have to bike to school in -6

[solemn ivy]

Man up Kirby

[bright prairie]

I will be near you master. We will warm up with body heat.

[solemn ivy]

Thug it out for real

[steady blaze]

man

this server weirds me out

[solemn ivy]

It’s discord

[steady blaze]

even tho it should be chess related lmao

[covert cosmos]

cant blame you

[bright prairie]

It's chess effect

[solemn ivy]

I got used to it since I’m here since 2016

[bright prairie]

I'm trying a strategy to get better at chess. If it's not working I'll have to use the anime girl pfp to get elo

[covert cosmos]

what 💀

[solemn ivy]

[steady blaze]

what strategy?

[bright prairie]

Everyone knows more rgb = more pfs

[steady blaze]

bruh

[fleet sigil]

bro speaking that russian nuke 💀

[bright prairie]

The @stable mirage strategy

[grand badge]

don't say it again

it's Ukrainian

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[fleet sigil]

bro is speaking the russian nuclear codes 💀 💀

[stable mirage]

UwU

[stone quiver]

Bro is leaking goverment files

[bright prairie]

Don't make me use my card

[fleet sigil]

he on that ukrainian military task force

[steady blaze]

bruh

I wish to be allowed to send what he said in Georgian even tho server is English only..

[solemn ivy]

What did he say

[steady blaze]

@solemn ivy ავატარი შევცვალე. ახლა ნამდვილად არ აგირევ რუსში

[upbeat viper]

yo chat

happy to have new mods ?

:D

[stable mirage]

dos

[solemn ivy]

No

[bright prairie]

How's examens mate?

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

ez

[stable mirage]

I think ur enough tbh

[zinc hound]

He said he changed his profile to Russian or smth

[bright prairie]

What new mode

[upbeat viper]

nah

[bright prairie]

We have new mods??

[upbeat viper]

we have 2 new mods

yep

[steady blaze]

thank god I am not mod

[safe acorn]

Heya

[zinc hound]

I'm one of them

[upbeat viper]

:no:

[steady blaze]

or I would have targeted russians... cuz I lowkey hate them

[lime lava]

Im unhappy its not me
If I was a mod 90% of the server would be gone

[bright prairie]

You'll still my favorite don't worry

[zinc hound]

:yes:

[steady blaze]

its like my eyes are targeting them

[covert cosmos]

no

[stable mirage]

I’m both of them so that isn’t possible

[stone quiver]

Not me because if you would be mod i would be admin

[lime lava]

You would be the first

[lime lava]

You the second

[covert cosmos]

uhh uhh UwW

[bright prairie]

Can i ask what are they moderating?

[zinc hound]

You probably weigh as much as both of us Nuh uh

[stone quiver]

Please no 🥺

[stable mirage]

people like you

[lime lava]

Is that an epic uwu fail?

[stable mirage]

UwU

[bright prairie]

Yet only anitta doing the job

[covert cosmos]

:3

[lime lava]

UwU

[stone quiver]

w<

[upbeat viper]

well, chat

[bright prairie]

Chat don't need mods

[floral fiber]

How do you play chess

[upbeat viper]

and nop

[bright prairie]

Mods need chat

[stone quiver]

Can i send memes in general

[lime lava]

Hello new mods

[bright prairie]

Bastoura don't like that

[stable mirage]

nah definitely

[upbeat viper]

needa related to chess to be fully allowed

[bright prairie]

You can send gifs but not too much i think

[stable mirage]

you should ping them to say hi

[upbeat viper]

yeah

too many gifs is silly

[upbeat viper]

and chat becomes madness

[bright prairie]

I can be a good mod

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1115294967204687943/image0.gif

[upbeat viper]

pat

[bright prairie]

Y'all don't know i used to have a 2k members server

[lime lava]

Rule number 6
-only ping mods to say UwU

[upbeat viper]

don't

[stable mirage]

you could say haiiii UwU

[peak plank]

Deepoceansun is now a mod pog

[bright prairie]

Wow

[peak plank]

But he plays the English:(

[stable mirage]

unfortunate

[bright prairie]

Noooo

Can a mod be admin one day?

[lime lava]

Isnt that the guy that is always answering in ask an expert

[stone quiver]

hello im tequila
Age: tequila
Location: tequila
Fav drink: tequila
Fav food: tequila
Favorite color: tequila

[bright prairie]

That wholesome guy

[stable mirage]

nah only amdin

[bright prairie]

I wanna ping him to say congrats but I'll say it when i see him

[stone quiver]

Is age of 18 needed to be mod

[peak plank]

Yep

[stable mirage]

prob more

[peak plank]

It's okay to ping him 🙂

[bright prairie]

Yes and chess.com member for 1year

[stone quiver]

Wosz

[zinc hound]

Do mods have ban perms?

[stone quiver]

Yes

[bright prairie]

I'm not mod

I'm mods nightmare

[zinc hound]

How do I get mod as quick as possible?

[stone quiver]

Turn 18

[zinc hound]

I'm 19

[bright prairie]

Help people

[stable mirage]

you should ping all of them at once to ask

[stone quiver]

Id and registeration

Im police frfr

[tulip lichen]

how to improve stamina

oh mb this isn't google

[dull sandal]

No ur not

[zinc hound]

Play 1 minute games

See how long you can last

[bright prairie]

Connect your account

[tulip lichen]

i usually last 20 seconds

[bright prairie]

[stone quiver]

I am

[tulip lichen]

oh were talking about chess

[lime lava]

No you arent bro
2 clicks you are done

[zinc hound]

No

[dull sandal]

Why so?

[tulip lichen]

what games

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[bright prairie]

They want to do it but they can't morally

They love me too much

[zinc hound]

Try thinking of Omni man

[bright prairie]

(not real)

[zinc hound]

Should help stamina

[stone quiver]

@dull sandal Im enlisting you, full time service or part time

[lime lava]

If they ban you
And they say you did something really illegal, you are locked out, how are you gonna defend yourself and say that you are innocent?

[tulip lichen]

alr bro

i'm just gonna put my body into fight or flight mode

[grim edge]

Hello, a limited account on a cadence on average, how long does it last?

[bright prairie]

I mean i don't do bad stuff to get banned but I'm not good either. I'm on the limit

[boreal cosmos]

finish day with 2390 rapid, so maybe il go get 2400 on some other time

ugh

[lime lava]

No you arent
They dont even know you

[bright prairie]

They don't know me son

[lime lava]

[stone quiver]

Bad badder baddest

[primal fern]

there is a channel for locked out members of the server

[bright prairie]

I visited it

[dull sandal]

To what?!

[bright prairie]

Pretty chessboard deserves mod too

[stone quiver]

Guess

[dull sandal]

IDK, fight club 💀

[stone quiver]

U.S army!!!

[dull sandal]

Nah, I’m good

[stone quiver]

Too late

[primal shore]

I'm in Levy Rozmans book everybody

[stone quiver]

So am i

[fleet sigil]

he's talking about a different lucy 🤓

[grim edge]

no it's her

[primal fern]

it's def her

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[mossy cipher]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jaydoesstuff5

This is the Chess.com profile of jaydoesstuff5. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 648 (704 peak)
Blitz: 779 (869 peak)
Bullet: 526 (721 peak)

[fallen wadi]

It would be nice if I put the king at f1

But i had like 0.27 sec left

[full path]

Incredible

[void fjord]

God damn

[shy pike]

Hot dog

[grim edge]

ormyyy ily

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[strong needle]

GUYS I DID 7 BEST MOVES

[grim edge]

:(

[shy pike]

Fine sorry
ily too

[fleet sigil]

seasonedbuttter

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[shy pike]

What angle are you rn

[keen parrot]

1

[fleet sigil]

and 82 blunders

[echo kestrel]

Bro I'm playing someone whose never tilted in their life

[fleet sigil]

wym

[echo kestrel]

How the heck is this even possible

600 to 1950 in a year with no tilting

[fleet sigil]

tilt doesn't exist

[keen parrot]

how many games

[echo kestrel]

3000

[keen parrot]

then its possible

a true nolife to play 3k rapid games in a year though

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

Wth..

They've played 3,000 rapid, 7,000 blitz, and 3,000 bullet in a year and not tilted in any of them

Gone from like 500 to 2000 in every single one in a year

[fleet sigil]

strongest will power

[boreal cosmos]

Yet i know a guy who has 45k games and is still 1500

[fleet sigil]

💀

[keen parrot]

there is prob quite a bit of tilt, just that it doesn't show on that large of a graph

[keen parrot]

german11

[fleet sigil]

wait 2 years and they'll be 2600 before you blink your eyes

[echo kestrel]

Bro fr

[keen parrot]

or (the good ending) they would have quit chess altogether

cause the skill gap is hard after 2k

[fickle rampart]

Hi everyone I have big challenge coming up and need motivation

[keen parrot]

aren't you the guy who was banned for cheating multiple times?

[fickle rampart]

My next task on Duolingo music is jingle bells

[fickle rampart]

Naw

[echo kestrel]

Welp I drew mr. never tilt

[whole stream]

.

[vital ether]

Who wanna kiss

[last verge]

bruh what 😭

[onyx fox]

me me me

[keen parrot]

[onyx fox]

winnable

[echo kestrel]

Supportive motivation or doubtful motivation?

Cuz yk some people do better when you doubt them

[toxic valley]

It is stalemate

Because both can only move king when king can't attack pawns

[fickle rampart]

The challenge is complete thankfully

[echo kestrel]

Play for a flag

[fickle rampart]

I had to complete Jingle Bells on Duolingo music

[last verge]

run laps with the king

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[keen parrot]

if anyone flags its a draw by fide rules, neither side has a legal continuation that leads to mate

[echo kestrel]

Wow fide rules suck

[onyx fox]

1v1 me

[keen parrot]

black should have played on for sure, Qe7+ and take the bishop

[onyx fox]

im a 700 elo demon

[keen parrot]

connect your account (:

[onyx fox]

i thought i did...

[dark wolf]

Does anyone here have an Xbox?

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[grim edge]

why did black resign……

[echo kestrel]

Wth is my opponent doing..

[dark wolf]

Do you have Chess Ultra?

[zinc hound]

because they win a rook im guessing

[onyx fox]

am i still not conncected...?

[echo kestrel]

No..

[zinc hound]

i have chess ultra

on playstation

[dark wolf]

I'm trying to find opponents on Xbox.

[zinc hound]

i mean

xbox is the least sold console probably

[fickle rampart]

Chess on Xbox sounds pretty hype

[narrow crescent]

I JUST GOT 2 BRILLIANCIES IN ONE GAME

both non-accidental

[zinc hound]

can i see them

[narrow crescent]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92098164213?tab=review&move=47

[worn ice]

Ambarrabma (782) vs. Serdoxy (761)

Move List

1. [e4] e5 2. Bc4 c6 3. d3 d5 4. exd5 cxd5 5. Bb5+ Bd7 6. Bxd7+ Qxd7 7. d4 e4 8. f4 f5 9. Nc3 Nc6 10. Nh3 Qe6 11. Ng5 Qf6 12. Nxd5 Qd8 13. Ne6 Qxd5 14. Nc7+ Kd7 15. Nxd5 Rd8 16. Nc3 Bb4 17. a3 Bxc3+ 18. bxc3 Nf6 19. Rb1 b6 20. O-O Na5 21. Rb5 Nc4 22. Rxf5 Rde8 23. Rxf6 gxf6 24. Qg4+ Kc6 25. Re1 e3 26. Qf3+ Kb5 27. Bxe3 Nxa3 28. Bd2 Nxc2 29. Rxe8 Rxe8 30. Qd1 Re1+ 31. Bxe1 Ne3 32. Qe2+ Ka4 33. Qxe3 a5 34. Qe8+ b5 35. Qf7 b4 36. cxb4 axb4 37. Qxf6 b3 38. d5 Ka3 39. Bc3 Ka2 40. Qf5 h5 41. Qxh5 Kb1 42. Qd1+ Ka2 43. Qxb3+ Kxb3 44. d6 Kxc3 45. d7 Kd3 46. d8=Q+ Ke3 47. f5 Ke4 48. Qd2 Kxf5 49. Qe3 Kg4 50. Qf3+ Kg5 51. Kf2 Kh4 52. Qg3+ Kh5 53. Kf3 Kh6 54. Qg4 Kh7 55. Qg5 Kh8 56. Kf4 Kh7 57. Kf5 Kh8 58. Kf6 

[zinc hound]

send screenshots bozo

[narrow crescent]

lol

[zinc hound]

actually

[narrow crescent]

too much work

[zinc hound]

yeah 1 sec

[narrow crescent]

id send one, but two is too much

[zinc hound]

what did i just watch

why didnt you promote to a rook

rooks > queens

[digital phoenix]

uh im bad now

[dire onyx]

another one at 600 elo

[keen parrot]

souljaboy had a console

[zinc hound]

bg6 lookin tasty

[misty heath]

.

[grim edge]

Hi guys

I'm completely new to chess

My friend told me to come here

To ask for a Chess coach

[severe oxide]

pay for one

[fallen wadi]

Get good

[grim edge]

I don't have money

[fallen wadi]

You don’t need a chess coach if ur starting

[severe oxide]

unlucky then i guess

[grim edge]

Rating?

I think 0

[fallen wadi]

#1039982616159465595

[severe oxide]

100 is the minimum

[grim edge]

I just created my account

[grim edge]

My friend said "Ask if there are 1500-2000 Elo Players that could help you improve at chess quickly"

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-is-enough-enough-keep-hotdogs-one-dollar-fifty-cents-gif-2685017555160865761

[grim edge]

Ok unity

[severe oxide]

youtube will teach you better than anyone here

[full path]

ill be the worst coach you never had

[grim edge]

I'll add you

[severe oxide]

u ain’t ever coach nobody smh

[grim edge]

Why is everyone underastimating theirselves?

I should be the worst in here🤣

[severe oxide]

i ain’t british

[fallen wadi]

Bro you don’t NEED A COACH IF U JUST STARTED

[full path]

You havent seen me play

[severe oxide]

[grim edge]

But I just started with chess

[echo kestrel]

Dang sorry, I'm above 2000

[full path]

Im super inconsistent

[grim edge]

My friend said he won't help me

[fallen wadi]

I swear you don’t need a coach

[grim edge]

Ok Zorro

[fallen wadi]

You have the internet, look up how to play chess

[full path]

im either Magnus Carlsen or Carlos Magnusson

[full path]

Google "En passant"

[grim edge]

I will do as unity said

[fallen wadi]

Get the basics right, and how the pieces move

[grim edge]

I learn the basics

Play some games

And then he will teach me

[fallen wadi]

Teach you what? The same thing u can look up in the internet?

[zinc hound]

huh

[full path]

WOAH

[zinc hound]

you called?

[full path]

ITS HIM

[severe oxide]

since your an american dumbass and never heard any other accents you think every accent that isn’t american is british

[fallen wadi]

[grim edge]

Chess.com needs to add voice chat

[fiery compass]

Hello everyone

[grim edge]

But my friend said searching things on the internet without someone telling you what to search is a waste of time

[zinc hound]

who is?

[fallen wadi]

The amount of trash talk

[echo kestrel]

Ohhh lord

[fallen wadi]

Especially in bullet

[full path]

I already get sent enough death threats i dont need to hear them too

[echo kestrel]

Imagine voice chat in a tournament where you could hear everyone lolll

[zinc hound]

id get perma banned tbh

[grim edge]

Unity, tell me, when should i contact you?

[primal shore]

India and China are gonna explode the chess world as bad as Russia 30-50 years ago

[zinc hound]

4 player games sounding like a cod lobby

[willow salmon]

I'm at 750 and everyone knows how to check and then capture a defenseless piece lol

[fallen wadi]

Why is Blud typing like a bot

[willow salmon]

[zinc hound]

surprising

[primal shore]

Not native young English speaker probably

[zinc hound]

700s dont know how to play the game

[fallen wadi]

@primal shore he’s pretty fluent

[zinc hound]

ive never done that in my life

[fiery compass]

I don’t know chess.

[willow salmon]

That's why how do they know if you don't know how to play?

🥹

[fiery compass]

Chess

[primal shore]

Sounds like a translated sentence to me

[vital ether]

[fallen wadi]

That isn’t translated 💀

[fiery compass]

You used it too probably

[zinc hound]

700s don't know how to type either

[fallen wadi]

he got the i wrong

[primal shore]

it could be

[vital ether]

[primal shore]

No I live in a predominantly English speaking country

[fallen wadi]

Translation always corrects your grammar

[severe oxide]

🥶💪

[primal shore]

In English, not in most all other languages

[regal pasture]

im cooking little kids

[fiery compass]

Mhm tho? It didn’t stop you to use it

[zinc hound]

0 is crazy ngl

[willow salmon]

I'm good but sometimes at 700 there are disgusting positions like two pawns, one covering the other and the other attacking the knight at the beginning. 💀

[grim edge]

Unity, i will contact you when I get my rating

[primal shore]

I've used it before yea but not for this conversation currently

[fallen wadi]

It does

[regal pasture]

im cooking little kids lol

[primal shore]

No 💀

[severe oxide]

i guessed 30 questions in a 30 question test so i probably didn’t score that well

[fiery compass]

Mhm I understand

[regal pasture]

bro chess.com thought my rating was 2000 💀

[zinc hound]

so smart the website don't know how to calculate your iq

[fallen wadi]

Blud if I type Russian it’s gonna say what I said but corrected in translation

[primal shore]

I've seen people clown themselves pretending to speak German then they use a translator and talk worse then a 5 year old

[willow salmon]

And it sucks when they attack the Knight in that position all the time

[primal shore]

It tells you a rough similar sentence that might not be grammatically correct

[zinc hound]

its easy to get high accuracy in short games

[fiery compass]

the announcement settings don’t work?

[primal shore]

I've studied linguistics for a long time and automation online translators suck

[willow salmon]

When the YouTube vid: 100% accuracy

[fallen wadi]

They got that dollar tree translation

[willow salmon]