💬〡general-off-topic

[dire cargo]

Tf

[jade crow]

huh

[dire cargo]

Idk... it didn't work

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[wheat cedar]

[dire cargo]

Bye

[jade crow]

uh

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-pewdiepie-minecraft-water-sheep-funny-gif-19261424

[jade crow]

i wanna stream so bad

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/really-pewdiepie-excuse-me-annoying-annoyed-gif-18808589

[jade crow]

pls

[dire cargo]

[jade crow]

gimme trust role ; )

promise no NSWF

🔛 🔝

[dire cargo]

Idk y the thing didn't work

[jade crow]

how abt do it manually

instead of using commands

[dire cargo]

I ain't no mod

[jade crow]

huh

why you make me think u're one

[full path]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/92065119113?tab=review Lost against an NM on time

[worn ice]

TheVeryBoredStudent (1135) vs. Tonychess32 (2702)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. Bd3 Be7 5. Nbd2 O-O 6. e4 dxe4 7. Nxe4 Nbd7 8. O-O Nxe4 9. Bxe4 Nf6 10. Bd3 b6 11. Bg5 Bb7 12. Bxf6 Bxf6 13. c3 Qd5 14. Re1 Qd6 15. Be4 Bd5 16. Bxd5 exd5 17. Qd3 Rfe8 18. Rxe8+ Rxe8 19. Re1 Qd8 20. Qd2 g6 21. Rxe8+ Qxe8 22. h3 Qe7 23. Kh2 Kg7 24. Qd3 h6 25. g4 Qd6+ 26. Kg2 c5 27. dxc5 bxc5 28. Qd2 d4 29. cxd4 cxd4 30. b3 Qd5 31. Kg3 h5 32. gxh5 Qxh5 33. Kg2 Qd5 34. Kg3 Qd6+ 35. Kg2 Qd8 36. Qf4 Qd5 37. Qd2 a6 

[full path]

[dire cargo]

Because I could be one and capable enough to be one

[full path]

atleast he said i was a fake 1000 undercover 2300

[digital phoenix]

crazy how cheese.com doesnt allow their own invite

[south zinc]

does anyone know where i can find french for white with Bg5 Be7 e5 Nd7 Bxe7?

[jade crow]

mmm

i agree

chess

[upbeat viper]

chat

[jade crow]

can anyone help me stream my chess

[upbeat viper]

important fair play update

[jade crow]

😭

[rare shuttle]

no

[jade crow]

why bully i report rn

[upbeat viper]

using engines in unrated games even with the opponent agreeing is now forbidden on the site

just for your information

[jade crow]

very kool

[quaint saddle]

Kewl

[jade crow]

🦅

[winter ridge]

Yas

[keen parrot]

finally

[winter ridge]

Lol they need to whitelist this ig

[keen parrot]

no more ambiguousity

[oblique river]

wasnt it forbidden before?

[keen parrot]

that wasnt a word shit

[jade crow]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[winter ridge]

Not if the opponent agreed

[oblique river]

and also people can just create an alt and use engine

[subtle cove]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

nop

[upbeat viper]

well they get caught

[rare shuttle]

hmm

this server has 69 boosts

[oblique river]

then why didnt i get my elo back when my opponent said he used engine after winning and had 98.7 accuracy and i reported him

[digital phoenix]

not yet banned

[rare shuttle]

i think so

[digital phoenix]

so poggers

[willow elbow]

but they need to get reported by someone at the first place to get banned no?

[upbeat viper]

send profile in dm or game

[jade crow]

how long do i have to wait to be able to stream

[honest drift]

Where else do I train my engine if i cant play friendly games with it!

[rare shuttle]

idk

[jade crow]

Pratham111 is typing...

ah

Joanne is typing...

[willow elbow]

i was asking about the new rule

[rare shuttle]

cus I got my elo rating back few days after the user was banned

[dire cargo]

Ay yo give this guy the role already @jade crow

[upbeat viper]

gotta be trusted

[jade crow]

yes

[upbeat viper]

type /trust

[jade crow]

gimme the role

[upbeat viper]

to check when

[jade crow]

alr

[oblique river]

game?

[jade crow]

.

wth'

rigged

[dire cargo]

Type

[willow elbow]

i played a cheater once to whom i lost 11 elo , but was given only 8 elo back by chess.com. why's that so

[jade crow]

ban the bot

rn

[winter ridge]

Not always

[jade crow]

hate speech

[dire cargo]

Did u do it?

[oblique river]

i lost 16 elo 😭

[honest drift]

Ratings get adjusted and are given back

[willow elbow]

wdym

[jade crow]

my deepest condolences

[digital phoenix]

chess.com gave me back 2 elo the other day

[willow elbow]

but i should be given back 11 no

[oblique river]

thanks

[rare shuttle]

chess.com gave me three

[oblique river]

ill play now

[rare shuttle]

it didn gave all the elo back

[winter ridge]

There are some filters they have that catch people just flat out playing all best engine moves etc

[digital phoenix]

mine was all the elo i lost to some 2700

[honest drift]

No the extra rating just adjusts with your current strength

[digital phoenix]

kinda fire

[upbeat viper]

well send me the guy's profile, or the game you played against him

[digital phoenix]

i also lost like 8 elo immediately after which defeats the purpose of the refund

[upbeat viper]

hi Liam

[little elm]

the chesscom refund system makes everyone want to play cheaters

[winter ridge]

Hi Liam

[little elm]

hi

[oblique river]

ohk well lemme find

[jagged minnow]

How to get to 1k elo

[honest drift]

It adjusts itself hardly a lot of benefit

[little elm]

you keep all the points you gain

[rare shuttle]

play chess better

and learn halloween gambit

[honest drift]

You dont gain as much as you lost that time :/

[snow moth]

Real

[oblique river]

um

[rare shuttle]

comfirm get to 1k

[dire cargo]

Thanks

[rare shuttle]

*confirm

[little elm]

just the issue with the rating system

[dire cargo]

I'm better at chess now because of @rare shuttle advice

[languid veldt]

hello

[grim edge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[honest drift]

Really trying hard

[dire cargo]

Samay

[grim edge]

yes i like samay

[honest drift]

Honestly respect tyler1 now

[grim edge]

and anish

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/samay-samay-raina-bm-samay-dance-celebration-gif-21093195

[upbeat viper]

take example on him

[grim edge]

i do, his dedication is respctful

im only a bit above him

[honest drift]

And the time taken is just too impressive

[little elm]

0-1500 in 4 months is impressive

[honest drift]

Took me a year where I wasnt playing much chess to reach 1400

[severe oxide]

i get to like 1470 then just tilt 😔

[grim edge]

if you put enough time into something you are garrunteed to go higher

[upbeat viper]

but seeing his accuracy he might plateau hard

[grim edge]

but i think he will stop at 1700

because the cow will be punished

[little elm]

who stops at 1700

[upbeat viper]

also that

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/two-dots-loading-processing-gif-15637588

[honest drift]

Cant be so sure I feel like he isnt stopping anytime soon

[severe oxide]

More proof starky is right

[grim edge]

thats why, by that level most players can win a +2 position with a mostly positional advantage

[little elm]

no

[mystic stream]

That's hard move no cappa

[honest drift]

Nah lol

[jagged minnow]

Don't blunder those pawns

[severe oxide]

i’m a master at pawn blundering and blowing winning positions

[bright glade]

how will people know

[little elm]

going to play puzzle battle now

[upbeat viper]

wdym

[little elm]

hopefully i dont get these scam puzzles again

[compact mantle]

It’s not as straightforward as it looks, but the idea to take on d5 with a fork is easy to see

[upbeat viper]

tyler's insight

past month

not sooo bad

[severe oxide]

is there a forum post abt it or anything

[honest drift]

You can check other's insights?

[upbeat viper]

but the fact he plays 50 rapid games a day sometimes

[grim edge]

thats pretty low

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[upbeat viper]

ooh

nah

[bright glade]

unfortunately some people might be unaware of the change is what im saying

[upbeat viper]

there's a TOS agreement

with a big button to click

but yeah as noone reads it uuuh

[little elm]

got a KRvK puzzle earlier, where there were 47 moves since last pawn move/capture

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[little elm]

tilted me so much

[upbeat viper]

that's why I wanted to give the info here

so that it spreads by itself

[upbeat viper]

ripge

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/1654612/practice

[bright glade]

i first went to fp article then clicked on msgs and now this shows
maybe it wouldve shown on home too but man who's reading all this

[severe oxide]

coz when u google abt cheating in unrated games all there is, is a post from richard saying as long as u got opponents permission it’s ok

[upbeat viper]

appears on home ig

anyway

[upbeat viper]

hm

[severe oxide]

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/can-i-use-an-engine-in-unrated-games

🤷‍♂️

[upbeat viper]

outdated

[rare shuttle]

somehow

[grim edge]

imagine they ban engine use for bots

[bright glade]

u should get it deleted or updated then/

bast use ur powers

[grim edge]

i think its immoral but shouldnt be banned

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

[severe oxide]

If it exists people will still think that’s the current rule

[digital phoenix]

with my eyes closed

[honest bane]

🇵🇸

[severe oxide]

average clickbait thumbnail

[compact mantle]

Guys

I need y’alls take on Burna’s latest album

[keen parrot]

the one where he rips his pants off...

[digital phoenix]

i think ur not on youtube

[gleaming haven]

lol

haii

[keen parrot]

i found it but cant send it here

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/insanium-ambatukam-ambatukhan-gif-14280927255305584116

[solemn ivy]

light work no reaction

someone wanna buy me premium so i can analyze games 😱 r

[severe oxide]

would you rather make 1 million dollars in 1 year or 1 dollar in a million years?

[solemn ivy]

1 dollar in a million years ofc

[slim moss]

Hi guys

[severe oxide]

passive income

[solemn ivy]

harvard called

[solemn ivy]

yeah ik, the guy in a red suit meme

[keen parrot]

passive income always

[severe oxide]

lil droptop

[solemn ivy]

bro walked so harvard could run

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/lildroptop-lil-drop-top-lil-droptop-gif-24882860

[solemn ivy]

life is like shitting, no ones gonna notice Unless u take a big one in public

[keen parrot]

you take a big life in public?

[severe oxide]

💯

[solemn ivy]

fr

[winter ridge]

Lol

[oblique river]

i sent challenge to an international master

lets see if he accepts

[jagged minnow]

Got ignored

[winter ridge]

He prob wont

[oblique river]

ikr lol

[solemn ivy]

a georgian IM added me

[winter ridge]

Just go through open challenges

[severe oxide]

i’m currently 0-1 against an IM 😔

[solemn ivy]

he prolly added me just cuz im also georgian

or he missclicked the refuse button

[solemn ivy]

shocker

can i change my chess username, i dont like numbers 😱

yooo i can

[severe oxide]

yeah email [e-mail]

[solemn ivy]

no i can literally change it in the settings

[random drum]

I am in round 2 of tournament and I am happy that I am in group of 4 people and 2 people will advance. 2 people in group have lower rating than me and one only plays bullet and daily so I am confused about him

Only 42 players left and I am 5(in standings)

I feel confident this time

but I had some bad games in bullet lol

[severe oxide]

u get 1 name change on site then u have to email chess.com or smth like that

idk they might of changed it

[solemn ivy]

bro i tried 40 names all of them are taken

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/lildroptop-lildroptop-golfcart-we-up-gif-26122968

[solemn ivy]

wow 1 name worked

grand man

Luke GM on my way to lose against 900's

[severe oxide]

lmao

[solemn ivy]

i kinda clap 1000's when i actually try hard but usually i play chess without giving a shi

i could get to 1100's if i really tryharded

in like a week or less

[severe oxide]

then do it

[lone zenith]

💀

[oblique river]

danish gambit is the best

if accepted

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

This is the Chess.com profile of ohnomykingdiedtwice. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1686 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1290 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1215 (1620 peak)

[lone zenith]

💯 saving

[fossil forge]

Anyone worse than me should quit chess

[winter ridge]

So you yesterday needed to quit

[fossil forge]

I didn't improve

I deprived I lost 100 elo

[winter ridge]

You’re worse than your peak

[fossil forge]

Exactly

[winter ridge]

So why didn’t you quit because you’re worse than you 🙂

[bright prairie]

[lone zenith]

stfu

[little elm]

anyone better than me should quit chess

[winter ridge]

I don’t have to then :p

[jagged minnow]

Anyone better Than me shall forget everything about chess

[full path]

What is chess?

[lone zenith]

I remembrt everything

[little elm]

a game of unlimited beauty

[full path]

Headache

Unlimited headache

[little elm]

but it’s not just about checks and attacks

you have to be creative

[grim edge]

you never knew anything anyway

[lone zenith]

milk from cow

[little elm]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DYNctbKQMaw

[jagged minnow]

What's your elo?

[quiet sparrow]

Yo

[lone zenith]

my olnly contribution to this server is saying im 600 elo

[quiet sparrow]

Isn't he dead

[little elm]

is he?

news to me anyway

[oblique river]

nope

[little elm]

i still see his twitter posts about politics

[winter ridge]

That was silman

[grim edge]

Just lost 5 matches in a row
Feeling great

[quiet sparrow]

He was born in 1963

I thought he was older

[sacred matrix]

Wait, he's 60 Years old?

Today??

[solemn ivy]

i just became a gm congratulate me guys

[lone zenith]

yoo

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dSilEmz7FE&list=RD1dSilEmz7FE&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Anos

[oblique river]

where proof

[little elm]

i am around there as well, maybe I can get GM soon

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

sup o/

[glossy radish]

hola o/

[solemn ivy]

wait global 1012 is actually really godo

whats ur rating

[little elm]

260

[solemn ivy]

that means ur 1012th best player in ranking sright

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/fmUDr2DO2is?list=PLnqF3C78yHhHG1ySGgibNIY3Sz3HwlUMJ

[grim edge]

the 🐐

[blazing solstice]

H

[glossy radish]

h

[sharp galleon]

T

[glossy radish]

k

[oblique river]

this glitch in chess.com is very annoying

[grim edge]

N

[oblique river]

bruh

its happening again and again

[sharp galleon]

what glitch

[oblique river]

i just finished a match

now i clicked "play"

but its returning to my last match again and again

[jagged minnow]

Man it was an absolute struggle

[sharp galleon]

kek

welp you have to go out of the current game

on the top left of the time bar you should see the time control + a little x you can click

[jagged minnow]

He took too much time to think

[mild merlin]

Hiiiiiiii :3

[grim edge]

hiiii

[random drum]

😂

[glossy radish]

dodododo

oh shit it’s amay

[real sable]

I wanna plaey with someone again

[dusk totem]

Play with zoro😏

[silent quest]

You can always play with yourself

[grim edge]

Level 5 Gyatt Rizzler Sigma Male What the Dog Doing Baby Gronk Skibidi toilet In ohio Ice spice livvy dunne rizzing up Kai Cenat Adin Ross Ishowspeed Sui

[real sable]

No

In chess from this server

[dusk totem]

What's you elo?

[silent quest]

Lets play

[real sable]

700 Lol

But still I'm weak

[dusk totem]

Why lol migqa?
700 is good .

[little elm]

700 is GM level

[dusk totem]

Real

[little elm]

i am 260

[real sable]

I wanna play in chess.com with u

[dusk totem]

Magnus rating is 712

[keen parrot]

700 so pro

[random drum]

Good. I can see that

[real sable]

One of my account got 99 no cap

[graceful lintel]

Real

[dusk totem]

Ib come if you want to🤪

[silent quest]

@keen parrot what happen to the server

[keen parrot]

deleted by milocation

[real sable]

Address?

[grim edge]

tilt's back?

[keen parrot]

i left the server a day before that, he didnt want to keep it up ig

[real sable]

Even in other countries, I will bring my chess board

[silent quest]

😞

[dusk totem]

I said Inbox

[grim edge]

hi vimun

[keen parrot]

hello duck

[real sable]

Wait let me check my uno costume if it's dry

It's ok bois, ready for tmrw

[silent quest]

#reaction-roles

[novel moat]

[dusk totem]

How do I reactivate my disabled chess com account?( Ign : misanthropist777x)

[silent quest]

Disabled? I didn't know you can disable a chess account

[dusk totem]

I deactivated it myself you can check

[teal herald]

Direct Login not working?

[dusk totem]

Nope

[teal herald]

Then no idea

[dusk totem]

I thought it was normal deactivate like Facebook

[silent quest]

Ask mods

[teal herald]

It works on lichess cc idk

On lichess you will get a link in your mail

[grim edge]

you have to email chesscom support team

[peak plank]

Just sign in to your closed account, you'll get a message and a prompt if you want to re-enable it

[bright prairie]

[dusk totem]

I Mail chess.com but it says confirm your ip bla bla bla☠️

[bright prairie]

W pfp

[dusk totem]

Okay

[dusk totem]

Us, real ,fr, literally me

[bright prairie]

I used to have guts as a pfp too

[dusk totem]

BERSERK ENJOYER EVERYWHERE 🗿

[grim edge]

you still won?

[dusk totem]

No it says my account Doesn't exist

[silent quest]

Woah

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

[silent quest]

Yo

[graceful lintel]

App name?

[dusk totem]

Vagabond 😀

[bright prairie]

45 planning

[silent quest]

I have over 300

[bright prairie]

I'll send it in dm

[stable mirage]

real

[oblique river]

the son of our country's grandmaster reads in our school

[oblique river]

gengar

[zealous holly]

Enjoy gengar

[oblique river]

gift me

[zealous holly]

Gifted

[bright prairie]

@dusk totem connect your account

@oblique river you too

[final condor]

Skin bleaching

[bright prairie]

Why the bot not working

[grim edge]

Use slash

[bright prairie]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @bright prairie, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Why isn’t my rating updating

[oblique river]

dont want to

[grim edge]

I am 1300 elo but it says I am 500-999 rated

[graceful lintel]

It's against the rules(real)

[graceful lintel]

Check again

[grim edge]

Okay it finally updated

[bright prairie]

Please connect your account 😖

[oblique river]

what if i dont have any account

[random drum]

@strange skiffSo he is Samay Raina

💀

[silent quest]

Why dont you have a rating role

[graceful lintel]

just wait few days you'll get trusted role also!

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

Because I have negative ratings 💀

[silent quest]

THATS crazzzy

[graceful lintel]

I had this but then I tilted lil bit

[graceful lintel]

Yea ik it sounds crazy

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

[random drum]

twerk

[graceful lintel]

Make realistic excuses

[oblique river]

same

[random drum]

twerk twerk twerk

[graceful lintel]

understandable

[random drum]

NaOH

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[random drum]

NaOH

K

[graceful lintel]

yea?

[random drum]

K better

[graceful lintel]

Potassium

[random drum]

Ik

Nacl

[graceful lintel]

NaCl

[slate owl]

is literally bbw

[rare shuttle]

is bad

[graceful lintel]

real

[graceful lintel]

[random drum]

don't correct me

btw who's in ur pfp

[jagged minnow]

Yea

[random drum]

it looks cool

[graceful lintel]

Waht you gonna do?
Aggressive noises

[random drum]

I want to see Money heist again

[graceful lintel]

Real

[graceful lintel]

One of my fav series

[random drum]

I watched it 2 years ago

[random drum]

Twerk

[graceful lintel]

My old username was "professor."💀

[steep elbow]

good afternoon everyone

[random drum]

Damm lol

[silent quest]

I thought it was asa Butterfield

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Changed it
Bc I want smth unique

[grim edge]

gj

[willow elbow]

why the images have suddenly started to fade in

[random drum]

good

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

[graceful lintel]

And also had ryo Yamada pfp

[willow elbow]

[graceful lintel]

[silent quest]

[bright prairie]

Ohhh

[slate owl]

definitely smash

[graceful lintel]

real

[random drum]

haha good

[graceful lintel]

[jagged minnow]

[slate owl]

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

smash Carl bot

[bright prairie]

I wanna a bananasanzwich

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[graceful lintel]

can I have one?

[slate owl]

im not for eat

[graceful lintel]

can I have you(bananasanzw1ch)?

[slate owl]

also never knew you were a cannibalist

[graceful lintel]

But🥺

[graceful lintel]

Real

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

I'm Being weird again
Imma go take my medicines

[viscid jacinth]

Man even my maths teacher says anything divided by 0 is infinity

like buhhhh

[silent quest]

Drugs

[viscid jacinth]

its undefined not infinity

[graceful lintel]

[silent quest]

Tru

[graceful lintel]

Real

[graceful lintel]

Did someone correct him?

[fringe tinsel]

sasa e picante🥵🥵🥵

[viscid jacinth]

Nope

Also i got into an argument with my friends

[graceful lintel]

😭

[graceful lintel]

Sed

[viscid jacinth]

They were arguing to me that 9÷3(1+2) is 1 and not 9

[trail prism]

They added the shop again 🗿

[viscid jacinth]

They just weren't agreeing that both 9 and 1 were the correct answers

[viscid jacinth]

who

[graceful lintel]

Tell them to use "BODMAS"

[silent quest]

[viscid jacinth]

Its both 1 and 9

[slate owl]

man my schoolmates are so dumb

[trail prism]

fr mine are too

I am teaching em how to do basic calculus

[slate owl]

they argued that you get knocked back if you jump inside of a running bus

[viscid jacinth]

They were apparently saying that it will be 9+1/3(1+2)

[blazing solstice]

Anyone remember the times "Legalise Swearing" was the most popular forums post on #1090365050067365948 ?

[viscid jacinth]

I mean yeah thats correct

no

[trail prism]

isnt that 10/9 ?

[slate owl]

youre not talking about the bus right...?

[trail prism]

why dont we make it be on top again ?

[drowsy crest]

you are c4 right?

[viscid jacinth]

What bus

[slate owl]

ok nevermind

[slate owl]

no, im gay

[viscid jacinth]

Its true but it really depends

[trail prism]

what do i need to do to get FM title ?

[drowsy crest]

me too, we have so much in common

[viscid jacinth]

How fast is the bus going

[trail prism]

Do i need to become 2500 FIDE ?

[silent quest]

But you do?

[viscid jacinth]

How long do you jump for

[blazing solstice]

they deleted the Original post, it had about 90 brilliant reactions 💀

[viscid jacinth]

And yes you do get knocked back

[trail prism]

I shall make it again

[slate owl]

god damnit

[viscid jacinth]

yea sure you can say I was talking about the bus

Your schoolmates are right

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

Okay so thinks r getting complicated
If the question is (9÷3)(1+2)=9 and if the question is 9÷3(1+2)=1

I think Google do not read bracket stuff that's why it's giving ans=9 but if we use "BODMAS" it'll be 1

[slate owl]

GOOGLE NEWTON'S RULES OF MOTION LEX PRIMA

[torpid pike]

BODMAS < PEMDAS🗣️

[silent quest]

You are allowed to divide before multiplication

[viscid jacinth]

1 and 9 both are thr correct numbers

[slate owl]

YALL ARE STUPID AS SHIT, @viscid jacinth NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

[blazing solstice]

EVERY ONE

[trail prism]

now it is a thing again xD

[blazing solstice]

TELLL ME

[torpid pike]

WHAT

[graceful lintel]

Wth is PEMDAS 💀
I've heard abt it on yt once

[viscid jacinth]

Why are you being rude

You can just talk calmly if i said smth wrong

[slate owl]

im sorry, however, shut up.

[silent quest]

You aren't wrong

[torpid pike]

Basically westernized bodmas, it’s the same thing😭

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[viscid jacinth]

You are the one who needs to shut up tho

I told you to explain

[graceful lintel]

Yea probably

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[viscid jacinth]

Also there is no newton's law lex prima

So there is that

[slate owl]

yeah of course

[torpid pike]

I am force

[viscid jacinth]

newtons laws of motion you meant

[slate owl]

whatever

[viscid jacinth]

And what does that even proves

[slate owl]

lets prove it the easier way

the earth spins right

[torpid bobcat]

a lot of thing

[slate owl]

jump right now

[torpid pike]

what if the object doesn’t consent to the force? Newtons 4th law, Law of Consent🗣️

[slate owl]

did you get knocked back? ABSOLUTELY NOT

[viscid jacinth]

oh my god idiot there is a thing called gravity

[slate owl]

im speechless

[viscid jacinth]

Bus doesnt have enough gravity to do the same thing

[jagged minnow]

Don't wanna look at this shit just after physics and chemistry extra classes

[pearl juniper]

Hhhhiii

[slate owl]

THE EARTH SPINS

[viscid jacinth]

Because you are wrong

[slate owl]

AND YOU ARE EFFECTED BY ITS MOMENTUM

[silent quest]

How is earths spin related to getting knocked back in bus

[slate owl]

IT DOES NOT CHANGE UNLESS ANY OTHER FORCE EFFECTS YOU

[grim edge]

Hi

[jagged minnow]

IF IT STOPS ALL OF US WILL DIE

[viscid jacinth]

oh my god

[silent quest]

[pearl juniper]

If ya wanna talk about quantum / astro physics I'm down whole night

[torpid bobcat]

we are in continues motion so it don't afftect us right now

[blazing solstice]

that is the basic law of motion

[viscid jacinth]

What grade are you in

[slate owl]

...

[blazing solstice]

we learn about it in middle school

[pearl juniper]

@torpid bobcat hello brother

[slate owl]

[silent quest]

Quantum entanglement is just an assumption

[viscid jacinth]

He is saying we wont get knocked back if we jump on bus

[pearl juniper]

Ye but what about photons

[jagged minnow]

Is photon wave or particle

[pearl juniper]

Both 💀

[torpid bobcat]

because of first law of motion

[slate owl]

maybe go outside, get on a bus and try it?

[silent quest]

What about them?

[pearl juniper]

Their nature

They're kinda interesting ngl

[silent quest]

Usually busses dont go fast enough to get you knocked

[blazing solstice]

oh ok

[viscid jacinth]

Alright lets choose another topic

Sooooooooo

Ocean is a soup

[silent quest]

Yeah

[blazing solstice]

but if the bus is in motion and at the exact time we jump, it may apply a pushing force to our body

[silent quest]

Elaborate

[slate owl]

THE EARTH SPINS AT THE SPEED OF 1670km PER HOUR AND YOU STILL DONT GET KNOCKED BACK WHEN YOU JUMP ON IT

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[viscid jacinth]

It has water as broth

It has meat inside it

[grand bane]

Is it edible?

[slate owl]

[blazing solstice]

nope, because of the gravitational force provided by the core :)

or was it the sun?

[viscid jacinth]

And it is having freshly made hot liquids being brewed inside of it

[slate owl]

im not gonna talk to any of yall anymore

[torpid bobcat]

gravitaion is not just because of core, it is because of the mass of whole earth

[viscid jacinth]

Banana dont be upset

[grim edge]

Huh

[honest blaze]

@slate owl hi can u be my gf

[slate owl]

im not upset, im disappointed of you

[grim edge]

Dis is not a therapy session

[slate owl]

blocked

[viscid jacinth]

Its just a question duh

[honest blaze]

Ya ok I will block you

[drowsy crest]

thats what my parents said

[grim edge]

wth

Rightfully so

[slate owl]

and i answered, you dont listen, you are nothing different than flat earthers

[viscid jacinth]

Oh no its the undertale fan

[grand bane]

Brothers hate is never the option

[random drum]

THE FCK I BLUNDERED IN TOURNAMENT GAME

ON MOVE 8

[slate owl]

happens all the time

[random drum]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

😂😂😂

[honest blaze]

K bro

[slate owl]

cheer up

[viscid jacinth]

Buh

[grim edge]

:3c

[distant spindle]

o.o

[viscid jacinth]

Sure man explain

[slate owl]

hiiii

[grim edge]

Well you should've paid attention

hai banana

[silent quest]

If the earth is spinning you are too i guess that cancel it out you might land at a different place when landing but i think its too small to even notice

[viscid jacinth]

Dont spam react emojis

[grim edge]

Anyways I'm out

[honest blaze]

@distant spindle can you be my gf

[slate owl]

searching for gf in discord is crazy

[distant spindle]

o.O

[viscid jacinth]

Chowmein fr

[teal herald]

Tasty

[distant spindle]

[viscid jacinth]

Its a hotdog tho

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN LMAO

[slate owl]

[fiery yarrow]

HOW

[viscid jacinth]

It has sausage inside it

[fiery yarrow]

?? NO???

[viscid jacinth]

nah thats definitely sausage

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT

[slate owl]

i hate being an egirl its awesome

[torpid bobcat]

it is salad between two buns

[viscid jacinth]

Whats egirl

[fiery yarrow]

I hate being a lunatic it's awesome

[steep drum]

I was expecting , not a ...

[viscid jacinth]

I hate being

[fiery yarrow]

I mean, you are not wrong

[fiery yarrow]

The story of my life in a sentence

[steep drum]

If bishop takes, it's mate in 3, and bishop took it, I consider it a brilliant, I don't care what stockfish says.

[silent quest]

Which site

[viscid jacinth]

What if bishop doesnt

[dusk totem]

@timber walrus Hello Akshansh, sir. How do I reactivate my Chess.com account?

[honest blaze]

What do you mean yes or no

[viscid jacinth]

He is not an active staff

Also you can contact support

[distant spindle]

nah dont fancy dating somone i literally dont know? x3

[dusk totem]

It ain't fast

[shy pike]

:3

[viscid jacinth]

hmm whats the problem tho

[fiery yarrow]

:3333333

[honest blaze]

I am getting rejected by everyone

[viscid jacinth]

Is this an alt

[steep drum]

The only safe move is Be7, every other move leads to a checkmate, and it's a thing most people can't find, so I'll say that's a brilliant.

[shy pike]

Yea

[honest blaze]

I am very alone

[distant spindle]

yeah asking random people aint the way to go about it lol

[viscid jacinth]

You buffoon

[dusk totem]

I can't reactivate my account

[shy pike]

u are buffoon

[hot geyser]

How many times will get 24 hrs timeout

[honest blaze]

So what should I do then

[shy pike]

Ask not random people

[distant spindle]

dating apps exist o.O

[viscid jacinth]

I mean if you sac a rook it will be very sensible for your opponent to take time and see other lines

[honest blaze]

I have no one everyone is random for me

[shy pike]

You have a better chance here than on dating apps

[distant spindle]

wouldnt know

[viscid jacinth]

Was it banned or smth

[hot geyser]

Got 3 times in 5 days 👹

[shy pike]

Where is rhy chan

[viscid jacinth]

Basement

[honest blaze]

Can we introduce each other to know each other

[shy pike]

still??

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[hot geyser]

So many pride pawns
L server

[shy pike]

thats mean

[distant spindle]

x-x

[viscid jacinth]

Its been 3 months now

[viscid jacinth]

agreed

[silent quest]

@fiery yarrow hello :333

[shy pike]

it is rainbow pawn silly

[viscid jacinth]

Also mods say no transphobia allowed

[lone zenith]

guys can we all agree that im so cool i mean im literally 600 elo

[viscid jacinth]

even tho

[honest blaze]

@distant spindle you are not replying me

[hot geyser]

It literally says pride pawn

[shy pike]

nuh uhh

[viscid jacinth]

It isnt mean if she is in a coma

She doesn't even know whats happening

[distant spindle]

@honest blaze

[shy pike]

put her out of her misery

[grand badge]

I played against a grandmaster

[viscid jacinth]

Would rather not

[shy pike]

:3c=

[dusk totem]

No i deactivate it ( misanthropist777x you can check)
Now i can't open it . it says the 'account has been disabled'

[viscid jacinth]

Chad

[slate owl]

the kid named against a grandmaster?

[viscid jacinth]

What do you mean by deactivate

[trail prism]

btw yall today i had leg day at gym trained calves and now i cannot walk

[mild merlin]

hewwo owo

[dusk totem]

Close*

[trail prism]

i would say smth but ima get banned for it

[viscid jacinth]

So you deleted your account

[mild merlin]

the hell?

[dusk totem]

No i didn't.

[stable mirage]

hewwo

[dusk totem]

Umm Technically yes.

[grim edge]

anyone want to do a 10 min game?

[trail prism]

i could

wanna hop on lichess ?

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah thats the only option

[distant spindle]

holaa

[stable mirage]

haii

[viscid jacinth]

You really have to just ask support

[slate owl]

uwu~

[viscid jacinth]

They will reply in 4-5 business days

[fiery yarrow]

Hiii :333

[viscid jacinth]

what even is business days anyways

[dusk totem]

Long process.. it says confirm your ip or smth

[stable mirage]

:3

[slate owl]

the cat shakers

[stable mirage]

well then don’t reactivate it

[slate owl]

they are here

[stable mirage]

if ur too lazy to

[trail prism]

how much elo u had ?

[viscid jacinth]

you have to send an email tho

[dusk totem]

Umm i can't wait for that long

[dusk totem]

Already did

[stable mirage]

make a new account idk

[stable mirage]

;(

[viscid jacinth]

Maybe just create a new account then

[hot geyser]

Where anti gay spray

[slate owl]

🐈

[distant spindle]

pat pat

[viscid jacinth]

What was your original elo

[stable mirage]

:)

[hot geyser]

Will I get muted again for talking about LGBTQ?

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah

[trail prism]

i always do

[bright prairie]

I made an Easter egg in that meme

[dusk totem]

I unlocked all the lessons on that account

[slate owl]

i hate being bisexual its awesome

[hot geyser]

I got muted 2 days ago for talking about Austrian painter and 9/11 pilot

[stable mirage]

.-.

[trail prism]

xDDD

[full path]

As a former sperm myself I find that highly offensive

[dusk totem]

misanthropist777x check

[bright prairie]

Saying that word can get you muted banned i think

[viscid jacinth]

Sadly this server lets you support LGBTQ but doesnt lets talk against it because this server is absolute ||nice||

[distant spindle]

o.O

[bright prairie]

Bro thinks bisexuality is being bipolar

[viscid jacinth]

So yeah whatever

[trail prism]

u are not shown on user list

[hot geyser]

Men and women are supposed to be together
If that doesn't happen
The Newer generation won't be born
Is it that difficult to understand

[grim edge]

who wants to do a 10 min game

[hot geyser]

Elo?

[viscid jacinth]

Man lets just not do it

[bright prairie]

Nice words Lelouch

[graceful lintel]

Just have peace it's not that bad 💀

[grim edge]

1.4

[stable mirage]

damn 1.4 elo

[hot geyser]

Naa I will lose

[slate owl]

literally me

[grim edge]

(trust i am 1.4k)

[viscid jacinth]

I love chaos tho

[hot geyser]

I will lose so not interested lol

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

dont look at my roles

[dusk totem]

Uhh huuhh NICE JOKE

[stable mirage]

I mean personally I’m 1300

[bright prairie]

Find something more cute and I'll reward you

[distant spindle]

birb ^^

[hot geyser]

Bruh

[distant spindle]

. . .

[slate owl]

me

[dusk totem]

U

[stable mirage]

boykisser. gg

[graceful lintel]

Looks female enough

[bright prairie]

She's a female

[grim edge]

u are 1.4 so i am 1.4

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[dusk totem]

What's her name?

[hot geyser]

Who said I am 1.4

[grim edge]

ur roles

[slate owl]

my lockscreen

[viscid jacinth]

@bright prairie

[bright prairie]

I want to call her jack the sparrow

[graceful lintel]

Blushes

[hot geyser]

I am 1.5 👹

[bright prairie]

Is that a R cat?

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge lopezz josse

[viscid jacinth]

My girlfriend fr

[grim edge]

Hi

[bright prairie]

What's her name?

[grim edge]

So can I go against you?

[hot geyser]

So u Korean?

[slate owl]

i kidnapped her

[grim edge]

0.0.

[bright prairie]

U chines?

[slate owl]

so i guess im gonna call her jamal

[hot geyser]

Naa
I am losing to 1300s nowadays

[slate owl]

or mohammed

[bright prairie]

Why Arabic names

[slate owl]

[bright prairie]

No

[primal mirage]

o another korean

[slate owl]

im bad at naming anything

[deep tiger]

Mohammed is a boys name

[bright prairie]

Jamal too

[slate owl]

do i care ⁉️ NO!!!!‼️

[deep tiger]

Also where is Snapple I wanted to tell him I won the chess tourney, sad

[deep tiger]

...

[bright prairie]

And Mohamed is the name of a prophet so it's kinda a disrespect

[solemn ivy]

guys

is 1100 rating normal after 1250 total games

or am i ass

( half of these games are like not even trying just troll shit games - bullet)

[graceful lintel]

I had around 288 games and 1600 rtgs

[bright prairie]

The person that had the most effect in history too

[deep tiger]

I was coming to that but in today's time people find disrespecting religion somehow justified so there's no real argument there to be made

[viscid jacinth]

Those names make me think you are from south korea

[void violet]

depends

[deep tiger]

Yezzir

[slate owl]

wrong by a mile, west korea

[solemn ivy]

most of it is bullet games played apart 3 years

[viscid jacinth]

mannnnn

[slate owl]

also what does naming a cat arabic have to do with south korea

[bright prairie]

Disrespecting lgbt : noooo you're homophobic. Disrespecting a religion : freedom of speech

[shadow panther]

I HAD A PLAN

[graceful lintel]

Huge difference

[solemn ivy]

im not active anymore

[deep tiger]

More games is equal to more experience blud, didn't Tyler1 also play like a thousand games to get from scratch to 1000 elo rapids?

[primal mirage]

ngl, no one in korea plays chess. Its a lie

[solemn ivy]

bro he plays 40 rapid games a day

[graceful lintel]

Real

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[deep tiger]

Genuinely

[graceful lintel]

Real
Idk why people r obsessed with sk

[viscid jacinth]

thats what a south korean would do

[graceful lintel]

It's like 2 am in sk

[deep tiger]

You can too, just give up your life and school and whatever

[primal mirage]

lmao

[solemn ivy]

ok look, casually playing like one game per week and shit, is it normal to have 1050-1100 rating

[bright prairie]

Just don't name him/ her Mohamed

[deep tiger]

Also the prize for our chess tourney at school was a kit Kat bar, nice.

[solemn ivy]

like not trying or anything, just tryna have fun

[graceful lintel]

💀bro said....

[primal mirage]

idk why im here, i got exams in 1h

[shadow panther]

EXACTLY BRO It's like they wanna always be the victim

[slate owl]

based on your stereotypes you make me think that youre from india

[primal mirage]

[cobalt plover]

UNO Reverse

[primal mirage]

LOOOL

[graceful lintel]

Isn't it 12:50 am rn for you?

[viscid jacinth]

I am from Italy tho

[deep tiger]

Bruh

[slate owl]

same thing

[cobalt plover]

Im from china

[graceful lintel]

I'm from north korea

[primal mirage]

an korean man, in a white country

[deep tiger]

Nice

[solemn ivy]

why do chess stats not work, is chess overloaded rn

[honest bane]

🇪🇭 >>>>>>>>>✡️

[viscid jacinth]

I can even speak italian

[bright prairie]

Pizza spaghetti

[viscid jacinth]

Buenos Dias

[deep tiger]

Blud is never getting a fresh breath of air

[cobalt plover]

No politics allowed here I think

[primal mirage]

Tf buenos dias

[solemn ivy]

mandy

[dusk totem]

Literally me

[viscid jacinth]

Fluent italian

[graceful lintel]

Real I produce my own oxygen

[cobalt plover]

but I don’t live there

[grim edge]

🚗 Vroom vroom

[honest bane]

8===I>

[stable mirage]

⚽ > 🏈

[deep tiger]

Good

[cobalt plover]

I can also speak Italian

[faint hazel]

ahem

[cobalt plover]

Giuoco Piano

[graceful lintel]

ur mom

[trail prism]

no like u do not show up

[deep tiger]

Sirius what is your rapids rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2243 (2245 peak)
Blitz: 2360 (2364 peak)
Bullet: 2341 (2358 peak)

[cobalt plover]

Wow

[solemn ivy]

guys

[graceful lintel]

[deep tiger]

Shit

[solemn ivy]

would anyone like 1300-1800 wanna coach me or help me out a little bit

[faint hazel]

[viscid jacinth]

No way its Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

[eternal dirge]

yooooo just hit 1600

[stable mirage]

the real one

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 3€?

[stable mirage]

congrats

[deep tiger]

I was going to challenge him to prove cat girls aren't real

[solemn ivy]

free

[graceful lintel]

Lets go

[eternal dirge]

A year ago i was 600

[drowsy crest]

can you beat goku tho

[eternal dirge]

what are your guys' ratings

[viscid jacinth]

No wau

[solemn ivy]

163

[eternal dirge]

nah not there yet

[deep tiger]

1000 Blitz and Rapids

[graceful lintel]

I'm trying to make money

[drowsy crest]

train harder my guy

[solemn ivy]

me too im the same

[elfin charm]

hello

[deep tiger]

Bro dont worry you could easily beat Goku at chess

[drowsy crest]

me too gang 200$ in revenue, 3000$ in debt we getting there

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-call-of-duty-gif-6062777976443905232

[hot geyser]

If u know who's lelouch vi britannia
You are goated

[eternal dirge]

so im technically "advanced" according to cc standards

[solemn ivy]

weeb

[deep tiger]

Oi fobby I won the chess tourney at school

They give me a kit Kat for winning

[graceful lintel]

Lets goooo

[eternal dirge]

im a big boy now

[graceful lintel]

Kit kat

[cobalt plover]

Nice man

[drowsy crest]

share~

[faint hazel]

good luck with that @deep tiger

[solemn ivy]

big boy in a mans world

[obtuse hull]

Yeah your an advanced bot 💪