💬〡general-off-topic

[serene nacelle]

What does a white X next to someone’s profile mean

[remote loom]

nah i actually just checked your profile

[mystic stream]

no he just has to be higher than 2500 to smurf and hit 2400

[serene nacelle]

I may have just caused a rage quit account

[nova verge]

I still smell the smoke

[spark apex]

You know very well who I am Correctly me if I'm wrong, you're mad I catch on quicker?

[grim edge]

:3

[spark apex]

It's a good thing I don't care as much

[mystic stream]

who are u

you dont know me son

wait bro i literally know u

ive seen u before

[spark apex]

ik who you are as well

irl?

[mystic stream]

YOU KNOW ME SON???

i saw u at like denker or barber

[spark apex]

oh you represented ohio right

[mystic stream]

... no

[spark apex]

oh i went to barber

[remote loom]

you are so confident that you know who I am but you will not tell me

[peak plank]

idk how you know much information of this server

[spark apex]

I know you own the same accounts but I don't know who you exactly are

[mystic stream]

who

[spark apex]

Knowing that you own the same accounts is enough

[peak plank]

unless youve ben here before

[spark apex]

He is a very active user

[mystic stream]

well obviously hes an alt acccount

why would some random guy hit 2400 and join chess server the same day

[spark apex]

Idk how he is not banned on main tbh

[peak plank]

too few games

[spark apex]

no his actual main

[mystic stream]

who

[spark apex]

"his"

[tulip lichen]

tf is lil bro planning😭🙏

[remote loom]

because you accused me of cheating, what did you expect?

[peak plank]

idk whoever it is called tilt vimun

and rarely people call tilt vimun anymore

[mystic stream]

his main is vimun?

[spark apex]

ofc not lmao

his main is much lower rated but he maintains a decent profile

[dreamy pulsar]

how do I get rating roles and stuff

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

by conneting

[mystic stream]

much lower rated?

[peak plank]

OG role but joined server today?

[mystic stream]

so master zax?

[spark apex]

the only reason he creates new accounts is because he likes to see people entertain this

[dreamy pulsar]

I was in it a long time ago

[peak plank]

ofc not

zax is not good enough

[spark apex]

then he complains that people accuse without conclusive evidence even when the premise is correct

[dreamy pulsar]

im like 2000 USCF

[mystic stream]

i never see zax anymore

[pulsar bear]

so much fun when i get to do this in the two knights caro

[peak plank]

ok.

there are two NM's online rn

[spark apex]

Icy is a CM

[peak plank]

yes.

[remote loom]

if you knew I was cheating you would have concrete proof I am

[mystic stream]

i am a GM

[spark apex]

oh wait that's not icy

[mystic stream]

a good man

[spark apex]

lol

[mystic stream]

@remote loom whatsu r username on chesscom

[dreamy pulsar]

OK

[mystic stream]

oh nvm i found it

[spark apex]

The most concrete proof is that you claim this is your only account

[peak plank]

that

[spark apex]

Or I assume you would claim this is your only account, because there is no other alternative

[peak plank]

Hopefully a mod will respond soon

[dreamy pulsar]

I dont have rating roles still

oh wait

[peak plank]

you do! 1800-1999

[spark apex]

That is obviously false, so you are cheating

[peak plank]

kitsune/eso moment

[spark apex]

Also you cheat on every single account you have

[mystic stream]

ok but who is he

[dreamy pulsar]

obviously an alt

[spark apex]

Which is hilarious idk how you aren't banned on most

[peak plank]

idk smth related to that

[remote loom]

if I claimed anything else what do you think would happen to my stay on cc rn?

[dreamy pulsar]

I beat a 2800 in bullet yesterday

[mystic stream]

sheesh

[spark apex]

exactly but your claim is inherently false

that is literally my point

[peak plank]

it doesnt matter too much...

wait wtf <@&745328830649991179>

[oak wing]

do any body live in lynnwood WA

[remote loom]

you don't even have proof that I have multiple accounts, you're just waiting ofr me to admit that Ido

im not stupid

[peak plank]

ok so differnt from kitsune and eso

[spark apex]

You literally do have multiple accounts

[echo kestrel]

Woah

[dreamy pulsar]

can we play for fun a few times

[spark apex]

It's not a debate you are guaranteed to have multiple accounts

[remote loom]

proof?

[spark apex]

It's what those accounts are

[peak plank]

kitsune blatantly said they were cheating and didnt get banned for a whole freaking week

[dreamy pulsar]

unrated bullet @mystic stream

[spark apex]

It's self explanatory

[peak plank]

eso lasted about one day

[spark apex]

You have a 2400 rated account created 3 days ago

[peak plank]

smh why double ping

[oak wing]

[spark apex]

oh kistune is prolly the same person

i forgot their user but it's prob the same

[oak wing]

[peak plank]

minohaze? kitsune has many accounts

[spark apex]

i think there are 2-3 people conspiring or just one individual with too much free time

[spark apex]

i forgot the name of the other person

[mystic stream]

UH im kinda grinding rn

[spark apex]

also i can't access chess.com rn so it's hard to analyze

[mystic stream]

and i have to do hoemwork

[peak plank]

I dont like leaking DMs but I have talked to kit

[spark apex]

is it plausibly the same person

[peak plank]

maybe. when asked about another heater(now banned) the reply is:

[spark apex]

Oh okay that validates pretty much what I thought

So they share a server outside of this server and are conspiring to troll

[peak plank]

or kit could be lying idk

[spark apex]

It's probably like 1-3 individuals operating all of these accounts

their personalities are the same every time

so could be the same person

[peak plank]

different.

[spark apex]

Also I am pretty sure I identified one of the suspects which is pretty active on this server

[peak plank]

Kit blatantly admits to cheating and lasted a whole freaking week

[stable mirage]

lol

[peak plank]

Eso lasted a solid 2 hours after being forced to admit it

[sharp lotus]

hello

[peak plank]

and theres another one

[sharp lotus]

heh

[spark apex]

I think they're the same person

Also one person is still not banned

[golden storm]

ddddd

[spark apex]

I played them in a friendly match

[golden storm]

is that dddd

[spark apex]

I think that individual pilots several other accounts

[peak plank]

DMs

[oak mauve]

yoyo

[winter ridge]

wha

go dm wind hes nice

hi chat

[golden storm]

hi

[echo kestrel]

Nice throw (took a pawn)

[nova verge]

Hey!

[zinc hound]

I have an even better throw

[mystic stream]

why is bullet so hard

[mystic stream]

pawn checkmate go crazy

[echo kestrel]

That's literally nothing

[zinc hound]

That one move lost him the game

In 3 moves

To a pawn

[echo kestrel]

So did mine

[zinc hound]

Yeah but did you lose in 3 moves?

[echo kestrel]

You wouldn't even imagine some of the games that are in this library

[shrewd lily]

Good morning everybody

[echo kestrel]

Yeah I have a thing where anyone who tells me to resign, I purposely don't and stay in the game longer than I usually would

[zinc hound]

1 minute endgames are cancer

It's just you throwing pieces at your opponent until they run out of time

[shrewd lily]

💀💀💀

[stable mirage]

fr what did they expect to happen

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[shrewd lily]

"oh no, I'll resign cuz you idiot don't know how to win endgame in bullet"

Any brilliants, guys?

[stable mirage]

to be fair they had three queens

against nothing

[echo kestrel]

People whose graphs are like this 💀

[shrewd lily]

Oh god

[shrewd lily]

WHAT happened HERE??

[stable mirage]

those are the people that play like 20 rapid games a day

[echo kestrel]

BRO DURAS IS SO OP MY OPPONENT HAS BEEN THINKING FOR A MINUTE AND A HALF

(He totally probably didn't disconnect)

[peak plank]

wait is that ur other account

[echo kestrel]

Bro fr he's legit played 6000 rapid games in 2 years

[echo kestrel]

What.

HE RESIGNEDDDD

I'm so good

[grim edge]

gg 2k elo

[shrewd lily]

Idk mine like this

[shrewd lily]

Congrats

[echo kestrel]

Frrr 😄

[grim edge]

I didnt reach 2k but this duras gambit player did

[stable mirage]

nice bishop bro

[echo kestrel]

Yep I'm so good

[stable mirage]

duras op

[echo kestrel]

Yess

[stable mirage]

what’s ur black winrate

out of curiosity

[echo kestrel]

So good

[stable mirage]

damn

am I a bad person

[echo kestrel]

Here's all my black win rates.
(Blitz, bullet, rapid)

[stable mirage]

bruh

what do you play as white

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[stable mirage]

haiiiii

[formal bison]

Dang boi

I have like 2900 games and 50 win rate and 10 draw 40 lose

[formal bison]

U missed mate

[stable mirage]

I was in check sir

[vital ether]

[nimble niche]

I have 45% win, 4% draw and 51% loss

[steady blaze]

how is everyone feeling

[nimble niche]

how do you guys draw so much? even in rapid i only drew 6%

[peak plank]

I also have ike, a 10% draw rate in rapid

[nimble niche]

you guys play for draws?

[steady blaze]

lemme check my draw %

[vital ether]

I also have 4 percent

[steady blaze]

in blitz I have 15% draw rate

lmao

[vital ether]

I have 1 game in blitz and i lost

[formal bison]

A perfect game of chess ends in a draw

That's what Gotham chess said

Both players think the same thing so nobody loses or wins

[stable mirage]

sometimes people play göring gambit declined

[peak plank]

sometimes people play d5 yeah

[steady blaze]

want to play chess

[stable mirage]

unfortunately basically refutes it

[steady blaze]

anyone

down to play chess?

[peak plank]

I just take because im down for some fun

[peak plank]

yeah ok

[steady blaze]

ight

ima dm you my username

[peak plank]

dw I already know it

(I think)

[steady blaze]

eh I think not

[noble anchor]

Guys guys

[steady blaze]

check DM's

[noble anchor]

Nvm

[dreamy siren]

.

[dreamy siren]

Why do you care? Brilliant moves on chess.com misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all.

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[spare anvil]

starky sharky?

@dreamy siren eric?

[rocky vale]

The hell did bro play

[placid leaf]

@dreamy siren ur in seminar for patzers

[dreamy siren]

Who's Eric?

[jovial vector]

I'm hikaru

[dreamy siren]

Eric Rosen?

[spare anvil]

@dreamy siren Stark?

[rocky vale]

Me too

[shrewd lily]

Bruh, don't write whole ballad, I'm interested what HR folks got

[rocky vale]

[spare anvil]

boom boom swindle win?

[peak plank]

I didnt ask

[placid leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-overwatch-gif-14634661

[dreamy siren]

Who are you?

[jovial vector]

this is why I'm better than you pixel

[spare anvil]

Zach blunders rooks?

[dreamy siren]

Who are you?

[spare anvil]

Negative negaative negative 5

he dropped me off on 41...

[nocturne elk]

Jeff Bezos?

[dreamy siren]

I'll keep asking

[echo kestrel]

Nah, not too many

[dreamy siren]

Who are you @spare anvil ?

[placid leaf]

for sure]

[spare anvil]

You know who i am XD

[dreamy siren]

nope

[shrewd lily]

Yeah, if there's some outstanding moves?

[nocturne elk]

Why he body too big for he head
Bro’s Arnold Schwarzenegger

[spare anvil]

he dropped me off on 41 i dont wish to dox myself XD

[dreamy siren]

@spare anvil DM me

[shrewd lily]

Outstanding, i mean, really hard to find

[dreamy siren]

Bruh why tf do I run into you in the most random places?

[dreamy siren]

You realize you could've been like 20 different people

[echo kestrel]

Bro one of my best moves ever wasn't brilliant

Can y'all tell when I got addicted to chess?

[spare anvil]

idk XD

[dreamy siren]

Wtf has the chess community become?

[spare anvil]

starky join thsi call im in rn

[severe oxide]

based starky

[echo kestrel]

We need brilliants

[dreamy siren]

It has become I played a 400 rated puzzle and chess.com said it's brilliant I'm gonna celebrate like I won the world championship

[haughty bear]

Can someone explain this outdated notation

[zinc hound]

Was it a backrank puzzle?

[dreamy siren]

2 move basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifce that a flawed algorithm calls brilliant? Why do people care so much?

[peak plank]

in what world-

[haughty bear]

Average desantis fan

[jovial vector]

because I drew you

[peak plank]

you did?

[dreamy siren]

Sorry I've got to go to a zumba class XD

[spare anvil]

@dreamy siren bro join quick plssss

[loud haven]

.

[peak plank]

oh yeah you did in bullet

[zinc hound]

How do you check that

[zinc hound]

Hey

[dreamy siren]

idk what you're talking about anyway

[shrewd lily]

Yes

[jovial vector]

I hope you don't think I'm being serious lol

[spare anvil]

i invited u to my server

[peak plank]

yeah insane draw

[spare anvil]

accept inv so u can joiin call with 2 of my friends

[peak plank]

stopped the adoption smh

[spare anvil]

in your DM's

[echo kestrel]

Insights lol

[dreamy siren]

People I know?

[echo kestrel]

Be honest, this deserves a brilliancy

[peak plank]

did you buy diamond

[jovial vector]

photoshopped

[echo kestrel]

Yesss

[peak plank]

smh

[rocky vale]

What is it sacrificing

[dreamy siren]

If it does then that proves my point more cause it didnt call it brilliant

[haughty bear]

That’s a best move at most

[echo kestrel]

I'm not taking a pawn that I could easily have taken

[dreamy siren]

See the corrupted way the chess community thinks these days?

[spare anvil]

@dreamy siren no

[echo kestrel]

Yeah 😦

[spare anvil]

@dreamy siren but they will be more receptive to your message than these monkeys XD

[rocky vale]

Not quite a sacrifice but well done

[echo kestrel]

Bud you would've taken the pawn

[echo kestrel]

Tyy

[haughty bear]

Smartest desantis fan

[spare anvil]

about the state of chess

[echo kestrel]

Btw I found that move in 5 seconds and I had 19 seconds left after that. Still managed to save the draw

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[spare anvil]

they told me u were in here i said no way XD

@dreamy siren

[steady blaze]

I love playing chess...

[grim edge]

Is 80% and above accuracy good?

[dreamy siren]

I still don't know what call you're talking about, lol

[steady blaze]

for low ELO its actually good

[dreamy siren]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhh

[haughty bear]

Depends on your opponents accuracy too

[spare anvil]

its just 2 guys we r hanging out it's not a big deal

[steady blaze]

cuz its rare to see 80% accuracy in low elo

[dreamy siren]

No bro it's an unanswerable question @grim edge

[spare anvil]

just join server u can leave if u want after

[rocky vale]

What is low elo for you

[grim edge]

I'm at 500 elo rn

[steady blaze]

around 300-400 is low elo for me

[grim edge]

Oh

[steady blaze]

rn I am sitting at 500-600 range

if we don't count blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> e131d1

This is the Chess.com profile of e131d1. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 603 (823 peak)
Blitz: 789 (1448 peak)
Bullet: 590 (799 peak)

[zinc hound]

Kid named opening traps

[nocturne elk]

1448 peak?

[dreamy siren]

Well chess.com game reviews give misinformation often

[spare anvil]

@dreamy siren brooo

no one here will understand what ur saying bro

[grim edge]

Oh

[zinc hound]

Bros just mad his avg accuracy is 40

[grim edge]

How to check perfect accuracy and review?

[grim edge]

Is there any application or website?

[dreamy siren]

Who's in your server?

[steady blaze]

how th did your opponent achieve... double blunder in opening and middlegame...

[steady blaze]

th?

[grim edge]

oops wrong chat

[steady blaze]

hello @grim edge

[grim edge]

sup

[steady blaze]

down to play chess

[grim edge]

nah im about to head to bed

[steady blaze]

what time is it there?

[grim edge]

12:07 am

[stable mirage]

good morning

[grim edge]

I got school in like 7.5 hours

good morning

[nocturne elk]

gmt -5?

[steady blaze]

utc +4

[zinc hound]

I was talking shit to some 2000 and they asked me to 1v1

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/4hg6ciMydY
Behold, a 4 HOUR game!!
(Had this game in a 90+30 otb tournament and it actually lasted 4 hours. Longest chess game I've ever played)
(Oh yeah also it ended in a draw)

[zinc hound]

Short

[stable mirage]

fun

[echo kestrel]

Fr

Ended in a draw

[stable mirage]

cringe

[steady blaze]

man I lowkey wanna play some weird gambit? give me your ideas

[echo kestrel]

DURAS

[grim edge]

I dont think ive played a game longer than 30 mins

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's wild

[steady blaze]

is it any weird?

[grim edge]

coca cola gambjt

[echo kestrel]

It's literally e4 f5

[steady blaze]

like ICBM.. that is weird as hell

[echo kestrel]

It makes 0 sense

[stable mirage]

sturm gambit

[steady blaze]

and if they fall for it .. OOF

[echo kestrel]

That's literally normal

[grim edge]

Alessi gambit

ok gn chat

[steady blaze]

for me its weird... can't tell ya much]

cuz I rarely even play gambits

[echo kestrel]

This is Duras

[steady blaze]

@stable mirage down to play chess?

[stable mirage]

no

[steady blaze]

why?

[zinc hound]

Play the scotch gambit

[echo kestrel]

It's easy to play since literally all they need to do is play e4, so you're going to be able to play it a lot

[stable mirage]

e5

[echo kestrel]

Unlike all these random gambits that you'll see 1/1000 games like all these guys are suggesting

[leaden tide]

Hello

[steady blaze]

how about D5.E6,F2,E1

or some weird crap like that

even tho last two moves are illegal as hell

[stable mirage]

sturm can happen most of the time

f4 d5 c4

since d5 is main line against bird

[echo kestrel]

Ehh yeah

[zinc hound]

The Englund gambit works a little bit of the time

[steady blaze]

how about ICBM transformed into some other gambit..

[radiant flame]

||https://lichess.org/OuOz4u6D||

[echo kestrel]

Actually that can kinda happen

I play the Budapest gambit which is the ICBM as black, and even if it doesn't work there's side gambits that are super strong

[radiant flame]

🤔

[steady blaze]

gg

[radiant flame]

gg

[steady blaze]

it was me I was too bored to log into my lichess account

down to 1v1 on chess.com?

[radiant flame]

dont need to anyway

nah, i dont play on cc

[steady blaze]

.. only lichess

send a 30 sec bullet game invite link

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-duck-neck-gif-10344438

[nimble niche]

my games are full of completely hanging pieces and basic tactics but neither player finds them because we never expect each other to blunder like that

[radiant flame]

hyperbullet too much

[steady blaze]

y?

I rarely but play it

[mystic stream]

[steady blaze]

I have even played 10 sec bullet games..

if chess.com allowed 5 sec games I would..

play 5 sec games cuz it would be fun ( overthinking )

[sharp lotus]

.

[grim edge]

Hello everyone

[steady blaze]

even tho my head is booming right now I am still playing chess

[viral epoch]

Okay but why though

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1518 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[crystal shore]

just played my 4000th 1+0 game

i have had my acc for 3.5 months

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[echo kestrel]

@digital phoenix

[stable mirage]

*has higher ub elo than I do

[primal fern]

@echo kestrel check dm

[steady blaze]

I played horwitz defense..

[tired chasm]

how do you link ur ac

[covert snow]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/dXiPXn4rA?tab=review THIS WAS A GAME I PLAYED ON A SIGHT WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE MENTIONED HERE I BELIEVE SO I HAVE CONVERTED IT TO CHESS.COM FOR BETTER ANALYSIS AND QUALITY.

I played like a god!!!!

I got a bit toxic at the end of the real game and started doing a little king run and tickling the king because the guy spammed me with takeback requests throughout the entire game and it was rated, and then he was trying to delay IMO.

So I edited out that part and replaced it with the mate in 1 I forsaw

[stable mirage]

I love lichess.org

[finite saffron]

wassup chat

[glossy radish]

thought u left

[finite saffron]

i get called slurs everyday

this ain’t that much

[glossy radish]

k

[finite saffron]

yeah

[glossy radish]

ren no

those people with that type of humour, i hate

[grim edge]

it's normal people things just to lie here in silence

[glossy radish]

where’s nugget

noted

ren

[finite saffron]

not again 😭

[kind geyser]

Your opponent has no idea about positional play lol

[glossy radish]

procrastination is real

[devout atlas]

What do y'all play against d4

[glossy radish]

d5

[devout atlas]

c4

[finite saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/flute-dome-jay-easy-mega-man-megaman-listen-gif-6959961882371481712

i love this meme

[glossy radish]

dxc4

[hazy portal]

Why not

[glossy radish]

or i play knight

[finite saffron]

wut

[devout atlas]

Accepted? That's kinda tricky. e4

[hazy portal]

Why not

[finite saffron]

i’m confused

[glossy radish]

i forgot how to count

[hazy portal]

Me

[cinder sky]

e5

yes

[finite saffron]

that’s me fr when i need money

[devout atlas]

dxe5?

[glossy radish]

pandas bleh

[cinder sky]

???? qxd1

[hazy portal]

Panadas stupid

[glossy radish]

chompers

[hazy portal]

Qxe1 !!

[devout atlas]

Yeah Bxc4

[devout atlas]

Nvm

[cinder sky]

yikes

[glossy radish]

damn it i’m bored

zelk is gone

[devout atlas]

Yeah ik but it's not a blunder

[cinder sky]

it’s not supposed to be good

[glossy radish]

too tired

i need to spam someone till they’re online now

[mystic stream]

No

[hazy portal]

What that

[mystic stream]

Why r u 13

[cinder sky]

it’s just a game guys

[glossy radish]

pardon?

she prob busy

[mystic stream]

Wrong chat

Just do @ then anitta

Simple

[glossy radish]

she prob streminf rn

[hazy portal]

Why u talkin to 13 yr olds

[nimble niche]

e5

[hazy portal]

Why would i play with it

[mystic stream]

What's wrong with 13 yr olds

[hazy portal]

Theyre illegal

[mystic stream]

How

[glossy radish]

[nocturne elk]

[mystic stream]

So are u saying @glossy radish is illegal?

[hazy portal]

Talk to 13 ye old online = fbi give u kiss

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[cinder sky]

[hazy portal]

Ur weird

Ilike it

[mystic stream]

What does fbi mean

[hazy portal]

Some guy

[mystic stream]

Ohh ok

I thought it meant something else

[hazy portal]

My pizza got stolen never oredering from uber eats again

[nocturne elk]

Pfp checks out

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/two-dots-loading-processing-gif-15637588

Why isn't my gif loading

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[hazy portal]

Mf in mypfp stole it

[mystic stream]

I can't hear ur recording

[hazy portal]

Cute voice

[nocturne elk]

Yeah you need to speak louder

[hazy portal]

Just try harder

[mystic stream]

Yo.. that's a 13 yr old. Caught in 4k

[stable mirage]

hi icy

[mystic stream]

Bros about to get banned

[glossy radish]

[cinder sky]

hi

[glossy radish]

wait why

[cinder sky]

i got 2500 blitz then lost it

[mystic stream]

Idk I guess discord doesn't like u

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[stable mirage]

u can do it!

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-we-love-we-lie-my-honest-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-meme-smurf-gif-12168315544813120780

[glossy radish]

did it work now

[stable mirage]

2600 soon OwO

[mystic stream]

Smurf cat

[mystic stream]

Yea

[cinder sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-kid-cry-gif-11177035

[glossy radish]

hooray

[nocturne elk]

I still have no idea what this meme means to this day

[hazy portal]

U gettin arrested first tho unless u dont tell

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-gif-19836590

[nocturne elk]

mac and cheese

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thehailyousay

This is the Chess.com profile of thehailyousay. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1702 (peak)
Blitz: 664
Bullet: 2110 (peak)

[bright folio]

its bad

[sharp lotus]

why sus

[bright folio]

tastes like soggy plastic

[hazy portal]

Ur sus

[bright folio]

with cheese in it

[sharp lotus]

I DONT CHEAT

[glossy radish]

[sharp lotus]

bruhh you people crazy

[nocturne elk]

💀

[hazy portal]

Fake accusation = banned for 2 years

[nocturne elk]

Why do u eat plastic

[cinder sky]

600 blitz

[sharp lotus]

ayyy

[cinder sky]

why’s your blitz not 1800

[sharp lotus]

cz i dont play blitz

and i created my account 2 days ago

i deleted my old acc

[hazy portal]

Meow

[sharp lotus]

(rage)

[sharp lotus]

heh didnt you say someting else

[cinder sky]

username

[stable mirage]

I mean you played enough to drop to 500

[sharp lotus]

old acc?

[sharp lotus]

it didnt drop

[sharp lotus]

i just played a game or two

[cinder sky]

yea

[sharp lotus]

StableMagnet

[sharp lotus]

?

bruhhh how can a server be so dead and so active at the same time

[grim edge]

:3

[bright folio]

no

[stable mirage]

:3

[glossy radish]

:3

[placid leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksually-nerd-kpop-nerd-pjmhmu-nerd-emoji-gif-3493854897839631862

[digital phoenix]

:2

[keen parrot]

:1

[bright folio]

welcome back

[digital phoenix]

why are u here

[keen parrot]

why not

[bright folio]

[glossy radish]

no way you’re back

[bright folio]

surely

[wintry scarab]

@cinder sky hello

[cinder sky]

hi

[wintry scarab]

@cinder sky I want to play with you one match please

Can you please say your username I want to see your matches

[sharp lotus]

am i a cheater

[keen parrot]

yeah...

[sharp lotus]

ahh ok thanks

[keen parrot]

[restive storm]

Ok vimun

[stable mirage]

UwU hi dor-chan

[restive storm]

Bye

[wintry scarab]

You didn't answer but please say your username ..

[hasty iris]

@keen parrotwhoa welcome back 👋

[keen parrot]

ty

[nimble niche]

hello vimun

[keen parrot]

hello guys

[hasty iris]

hows the chess treating u

[nimble niche]

why did you decide to come back?

[cinder sky]

icy

[glossy radish]

naussoqocjeiieufudosockckkkceododific meow 🐱 🐮

i did the wrong page for hw

[keen parrot]

pretty decent, im back at 2100 live fide, gonna play two tourneys next week

[hasty iris]

😮

[glossy radish]

pog

[hasty iris]

i never knew u were even that high

[keen parrot]

also im a stable 2500 now on cc which is always nice

[hasty iris]

nice have fun at the tournaments

[keen parrot]

thanks man

[hasty iris]

prep hard 1. h4

i heard it's new meta

from anish himself

[keen parrot]

maybe 1...h5

[hasty iris]

that is the secret meta reply but not many people have discovered it yet

[bright folio]

[keen parrot]

[hazy portal]

Yes

[rigid meteor]

hey guys how long did it take you all to reach 1000 elo?

[spare anvil]

took me like 9 months in the woumb...

[placid leaf]

5 hours

[wintry scarab]

I take just 4 month to reach 1000 Elo in rapid bullet and blitz

[dreamy siren]

Depends if you believe stuff like chess.com nonsense game review features or not

[wintry scarab]

@dreamy siren hello bro

[rigid meteor]

I'd say this is a reasonable time maybe even more like 5 months ish.

[nimble niche]

at the rate im going, maybe half an hour

[wintry scarab]

But I have played in 3 month about 2200 matches and when I started playing on cc I goted 800 Elo and I fall down to 500 and than slowly improved to 1000

[severe oxide]

he has returned

[bright prairie]

Hi

[keen parrot]

ye

[wintry scarab]

@keen parrot how are you bro

[keen parrot]

im good wbu

[wintry scarab]

I m fine

[bright prairie]

@severe oxide nice the Evans gambit

[wintry scarab]

@keen parrot are you free to play an unrated match one?

[severe oxide]

huh

[bright prairie]

Euhh

Oups mb

There is noo nf3 nc6

[keen parrot]

sure, but let it be blitz or faster

[wintry scarab]

3|0

[keen parrot]

thats good

[wintry scarab]

Can I send challenge link or you will send

[keen parrot]

you can send

[wintry scarab]

https://play.chess.com/Hqot5

[maiden mesa]

found a pretty cool mate in 2 in this position

[keen parrot]

gg @wintry scarab

[wintry scarab]

Thanks and you too

Now I will analyze and I will see an mistake

[digital phoenix]

@keen parrot any idea for funny username

[keen parrot]

not really

[digital phoenix]

unfortunate

[jagged minnow]

Kg6 Rb8

[maiden mesa]

yep, if the rook takes its still mate, but just for future reference the notation for a knight move is N, not K

[jagged minnow]

Alr thx

[maiden mesa]

wait no, its not right, its ng6+ and then rh8 not rb8

[jagged minnow]

Yes h8 it looked like b

[maiden mesa]

oh yeah

[jagged minnow]

I was playing for last 2 hours so my brain is fried

[nimble niche]

anyone want a free car number plate i found on google maps?

[wintry scarab]

@keen parrot engine -163

[maiden mesa]

how should i get over a plateau around the 1300s? just tactics or what?

[rigid meteor]

just don't make the same mistakes

[fast sand]

I had been stuck at 1300
What worked for me was that i learnt the basics (of endgames), tactics of middlegames and 1-2 openings(used only those and their variations in all the games). Also when I was stuck, I used to play a lot (like 10-15 games a day) and lost concentration in many games . So reduced them to 2-3 games/day but with better focus and broke the 1300 ratings (1400 were quite easy to get over for me and again somehow stuck on 1500)

[digital phoenix]

deez nuts

[maiden mesa]

ok, thanks. ill try to reduce the amount of games i play and study and focus on the few i do each day more

[grim edge]

Deez nuts

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/574628800265060374/969732562480160798/goblin-green-monster.gif

[grim edge]

Hi tilt

[keen parrot]

hello C3 QA4 QH4 F3 KD1 QE1

[maiden mesa]

and they sacrifice THE PRISONERS

[grim edge]

How are you

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/1654612/practice

got this in puzzle battle

[keen parrot]

doing well

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> musashi

This is the Chess.com profile of musashi. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (peak)
Blitz: 2427 (2433 peak)
Bullet: 2257 (2456 peak)

[grim edge]

Nice

[radiant flame]

my bullet fell off

[keen parrot]

its a valid puzzle ngl

any other move takes way longer to mate

[grim edge]

Rh6

[little elm]

annoying though

[zinc cape]

Hi

[little elm]

especially for a 1000 puzzle

[zinc cape]

How are you

[grim edge]

Very bad wbu

[zinc cape]

Way

Why

[grim edge]

Idk

[little elm]

the FEN of the puzzle says it has been 48 moves without pawn move or capture

[keen parrot]

lmao

[little elm]

engine says draw until Ka4, then finds a ‘puzzle’

[keen parrot]

someone doesnt know how to mate with king and rook

[digital phoenix]

100 rated puzzle go crazy

[radiant flame]

would u if u had 5s on the clock

[digital phoenix]

with increment or no

[radiant flame]

no

[digital phoenix]

depends

[little elm]

i have done before

opp had over a minute and was slow though

[radiant flame]

u just traded everything and ur up a rook in the game

[little elm]

on lichess i should be able to do it in 5 sec

on cc, unlikely

[grim edge]

Why

[little elm]

premoves

[keen parrot]

yeah

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/endgames/checkmates/rook-mate/challenge

[keen parrot]

i could do it on both sites i reckon

[digital phoenix]

oppionent has 16 seconds otb, play on or draw

actually it would be a draw anyway

i dont think a knight is enough

meh

[maiden mesa]

its a draw no matter what, white cant defend the pawn and black has insufficient material

[little elm]

it is enough in theory

fide would give the win anyway

[nimble niche]

same

[digital phoenix]

would they actually

[little elm]

cc uses some other rules

[keen parrot]

you lose a lot of time here cause the bot plays slowly

[digital phoenix]

how does it feel to be a gold member

[zinc cape]

Кто из россии?

[keen parrot]

only have it until nov 1st

[digital phoenix]

not me

[glossy radish]

simsimis

[tropic plaza]

Msmss

[digital phoenix]

i am best kaja player in existence fr (got carried so hard)

[tropic plaza]

Oh wow vimun is back from the grave

[severe oxide]

Just get titled

[glossy radish]

best hwa

[digital phoenix]

but thats what friends are for to carry you in video games not to socialize

[dark heart]

all of you

[glossy radish]

up for a match?

[dark heart]

should google en passant right now

[glossy radish]

no

[tropic plaza]

no

[glossy radish]

or exams coming up?

[digital phoenix]

nah one more day of exam i just decided to procrastinate a bit

[dark heart]

okay 😔

[digital phoenix]

cant wait to get it over and done with

[glossy radish]

gogogogogoo good luck

i’m gonna sleep like a log tn. i feel beat

[keen parrot]

thats the goal

[silver patio]

prob less than a month

[glossy radish]

gn chat

[digital phoenix]

gn

[severe oxide]

just pay some russians to boost ur fide gg ez

[silver patio]

gn

[digital phoenix]

there are no rated tournaments around me until end of the year actually so stupid

[severe oxide]

🙏

[tropic plaza]

I usually review on exam day or before exam day, i dont review for more than a day or two for exams

[glossy radish]

not very effective

[tropic plaza]

I mean its effective, i get high scores sometimes perfect and i only get less than 5 mistakes

It means taking care of your sanity

[digital phoenix]

try taking my exam ur gonna get absolutely screwed over

[tropic plaza]

Probably since i dont know what you are studying

[digital phoenix]

what grade are u in

[keen parrot]

ill get there legit

[tropic plaza]

I always listen to lessons carefully so when exams are near all i need to remember is minor things since i alr know major ones

[keen parrot]

swedish people are overrated af anyway

[tropic plaza]

10th

[keen parrot]

its just a matter of how long will it take

[digital phoenix]

what is the lowest rating u have to beat to get 1 elo like relative

-600 or something

[tropic plaza]

What grade are you las

[digital phoenix]

12

[little elm]

-400 I think

[keen parrot]

yeah -400

so 1700 for me

[digital phoenix]

i lost 6 elo from someone +900

[tropic plaza]

Wow

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm my opponent got +0.2 from me idk how that works

imagine gaining less than 1

[severe oxide]

whyd u return from chess academy

[keen parrot]

im here too cause i would like to mod here

[severe oxide]

i got banned in chess academy

[keen parrot]

what for?

[severe oxide]

told a kid to quit yapping

then called him short

then perma ban

[keen parrot]

real

[digital phoenix]

imagine being short

[severe oxide]

chess academy the server where u can call people the r word but telling someone to stop yapping is too far

[cinder sky]

its just a game guys

[digital phoenix]

said the titled player

[cinder sky]

Yes win by fide rules

[cinder sky]

its just a game

[digital phoenix]

so should i have played on

[cinder sky]

was it fide rated

[digital phoenix]

ya

[cinder sky]

yes

[severe oxide]

cheat in titled tuesday for money 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[digital phoenix]

but it was rapid also so whos gonna tell if theres 50 moves

[cinder sky]

no way to claim without scoresheet or arbiter counting

[digital phoenix]

so it just goes on

[keen parrot]

was there increment?

[digital phoenix]

no

[keen parrot]

thats pretty dumb ngl

[digital phoenix]

i mean because of that draw i got an easy 1500 next game so maybe a draw was better

[keen parrot]

i dont think i have played a rated game otb of any kind without increment since i was like 7

[digital phoenix]

yeah increment sticks

im so slow now

[cinder sky]

tilt whats your cc user

[digital phoenix]

probably tilt

[severe oxide]

i believe it is tilt

[digital phoenix]

[cinder sky]

oh ye ok

[jagged minnow]

@severe oxide your ankle good now?

[digital phoenix]

if bodying people in basketball is ok what draws the line to a foul

[cinder sky]

@keen parrot lemme play you in bullet

so i can get +1 per game

[keen parrot]

aight bet

[digital phoenix]

imagine u lose 1

[keen parrot]

just dont make it 10 s

[cinder sky]

15 sec

[digital phoenix]

straight -20

[keen parrot]

lmao

[cinder sky]

Sent

[keen parrot]

i mean im down

[severe oxide]

yeah its mostly ok

[cinder sky]

oki gl

Lol gg

[jagged minnow]

[keen parrot]

lmao

[cinder sky]

yea i cant play more, i didnt rlise your ping is so low

Don't get full lag comp so my premoves are taking 0.3-0.4s sometimes

impossible to play xd

[keen parrot]

yea rip

[severe oxide]

average australian internet

[cinder sky]

ya

My wifi isnt bad lol its just impossible to have a very fast connection to a USA server

[severe oxide]

yeah

[cinder sky]

Speed of light prevents it

[severe oxide]

make speed of light faster fr

[cinder sky]

[severe oxide]

we need God to release new update

[cinder sky]

Earth 2.0

[severe oxide]

the covid update lowkey sucked

[keen parrot]

tbf im also a bit underrated on cc

in bullet

[iron barn]

it would only add about 50ms

[nimble niche]

how interesting

[keen parrot]

nothing happened in 2001

[nimble niche]

except the death of anthony miles, pretty much nothing happened in chess in 2001

[cinder sky]

when there are multiple premoves in a row, that lag stacks and it cant handle all the moves coming in at once, which results in multiple 0.3s premoves

[keen parrot]

im glad that i dont have to deal with that

[tropic plaza]

Or just bring back the past events like the black death

[tropic plaza]

Yeah nothing happened on 2001 especially on september…

Chat dead frr

[silver patio]

frrrrrr

[rapid mist]

Any1 up for a match

[maiden sorrel]

anyone wanna 1v1

[maiden sorrel]

that's winning for white

[toxic valley]

Black king will dance in that square to prevent promotion

[glossy radish]

i forgot to sleep

[maiden sorrel]

you can take the pawn

[glossy radish]

NUGGET !!

[nocturne elk]

Me

[nocturne elk]

Nice tower of power

[glossy radish]

wendy chicken nuggets 😻😻

joke? uh oh

[nocturne elk]

When deez

[glossy radish]

huh

[nocturne elk]

[glossy radish]

oh. oh

[nocturne elk]

Same lmfao

[glossy radish]

whatever. time for bedtime

night night

[silver patio]

this isn't a locked position :)

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[primal mirage]

this isnt locked

also instead of a5 black plays a4 wins

[silver patio]

💀

[silver patio]

ez

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[silver patio]

hi :)

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

chess.com general long time no see

[grim edge]

food

[viral epoch]

Do you have any idea what 450 hours on Genshin does to a man?

[grim edge]

hello nugette

[grim edge]

what.

[grim edge]

HELLO MITZU

hyd man how have you been

[digital phoenix]

makes him lose his manliness

[sharp lotus]

hey does any one know any good chess books?

[grim edge]

doing quite well just woke up

[grim edge]

just look them up online mate

there's tons of good ones

[sharp lotus]

cant find anything good

[grim edge]

understanding chess move by move is a good one

[bright prairie]

Real

[grim edge]

hello anis how have you been

[bright prairie]

Hello emperor pigeon

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> hehe

hehehe

[bright prairie]

Why

[nocturne elk]

I am deathly afraid of pigeons sorry

[cobalt plover]

My condolences

[maiden tide]

NO POOR MORTAL

[bright prairie]

Poor pigeony

[maiden tide]

DONT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO HUMANS LIKE YOU

[grim edge]

the pigeon is dead

[bright prairie]

Send link in dm

[bright prairie]

Good wbu?

[nocturne elk]

Pigeons always fly recklessly at me 😔

[bright prairie]

My pc is working now

[grim edge]

just woke up mate

[bright prairie]

Ssd problem

[grim edge]

fly high pigeon

[narrow dune]

wtf

[maiden tide]

bruh

[cobalt plover]

Mod is confused

[bright prairie]

Bruh i used to woke up at 6am

[grim edge]

jeffrey's alive

[maiden tide]

goodbye guys

[bright prairie]

Don't ban him he's so cute

[maiden tide]

imma vanish forever

[nocturne elk]

Lmaoaoao

[cobalt plover]

I usually only wake up when it’s over

[narrow dune]

please don’t solicit DMs @maiden tide will only give you a verbal warning this time but don’t do it again

[cobalt plover]

🗣️

[grim edge]

i slept quite late sooooo

[grim edge]

hold on jeffrey

[grim edge]

you're on the tetr.io server too

!!!

[narrow dune]

I love your pfp lol

[grim edge]

Ikr it's amazing ✨

[narrow dune]

o yea I was a big tetris player in high school, until they shut down tetrisfriends.com

[bright prairie]

Hi mod. why don't i see you much

[cobalt plover]

Tetris is so fun

[grim edge]

fly high tetrisfriends.com

[cobalt plover]

My maths teacher once gave me a pack of tetris shaped gummy bears

[narrow dune]

because I lurk mostly and am not on discord 24/7 because I have school and stuff

[maiden tide]

dm me if you want to have more informations about a certain Pigeon Empire, I'm not promoting it I'm just saying facts

[bright prairie]

But bro bastoura has school and exams and i see him more tbh

[cobalt plover]

Literally in front of mod

[maiden tide]

this is not self promotion

[narrow dune]

bro I just said don’t solicit DMs and I’ll let you off with a warning but nooo you had to do it again

[bright prairie]

He had a math exam yesterday i hope he did well

[maiden tide]

THIS IS NOT SELF PROMOTION MORTAL

[narrow dune]

CAN YOU READ I DIDNT SAY ANYTHJNG ABOUT SELF PROMOTION

[cobalt plover]

“Mortal”🤓

[bright prairie]

I believe in pigeony supremacy

[maiden tide]

CAN YOU READ I DID SAY I WAS NOT PROMOTING IT

[maiden tide]

you're a good person

[narrow dune]

just don’t ask ppl to dm you for links lol it’s sus

[maiden tide]

oh thanks

[cobalt plover]

[narrow dune]

even tho I know you probably are not sus

[drowsy crest]

Bro can you dm me THAT link

[bright prairie]

He said if you want you can dm me

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/legend-o-zelda-link-gif-11134922

[maiden tide]

okay

[drowsy crest]

Cool

[digital phoenix]

kinda is

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/its-time-for-us-to-try-to-move-on-mr-mackey-south-park-s6e10-bebes-boobs-destroy-society-gif-22095824

[maiden tide]

no are you a mod?

[bright prairie]

Bro that's amazing

[maiden tide]

oh you can send images? wait I'll send you some of my selfies/paintings of me

[bright prairie]

Yes i can send them

[maiden tide]

so you can upload it there

[bright prairie]

!trusted @maiden tide

[stable jungle]

@maiden tide With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[keen parrot]

ye

[digital phoenix]

yes

[cobalt plover]

What is the friend of the server role

[maiden tide]

okay so I won't dm you lmao

[bright prairie]

!connect your account emperor @maiden tide

[digital phoenix]

npc role