💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

me owo

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-getting-hit-with-bricks-gif-11031551484498997974

low res video funny

[fiery yarrow]

sounds like an improvement

[grim edge]

lol

[harsh widget]

no

[viral epoch]

Even this is better

Very cool

[harsh widget]

HELL NO

[fiery yarrow]

KNAOLMAOOAOAOA

[mint sundial]

https://imgur.com/0CzL6O7

[grim edge]

:(

[harsh widget]

ill change it to that person but not that image

[grim edge]

wtf...

[covert cosmos]

yuyuyuyuyrghdehegggggggggegge

[harsh widget]

and ill do it later cuz im busy rn

[grim edge]

unfunny it’s not in 2160

[fiery yarrow]

would

[viral epoch]

Okayy

[grim edge]

Howw??

[grim edge]

omg

[harsh widget]

...

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Rapid: 1518 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[mint sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-me-up-dab-me-up-discord-gif-22288133

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

Hello?

i forgot i still had this

[grim edge]

Is stockfish tripping?

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[grim edge]

i HATE that

[harsh widget]

gtg now cya

[grim edge]

nah bro u tripppinggg

[grim edge]

cry about it tbh

[fiery yarrow]

byee

[grim edge]

this is so true

[grim edge]

How

[grim edge]

wait is this fr in the manga?

[viral epoch]

I don't know but I hope

[grim edge]

300 elo is crazy

I js played normal fried liver and its brilliant??

[fiery yarrow]

guys have you installed the beta of google play games in your pc? you can literally play CLASH OF CLANS WITHOUT AN EMULATOR

[grim edge]

when did u start playing?

[grim edge]

I had 1500 the prev game lmaoo

[grim edge]

wow nice art :)

[willow salmon]

Na I can't go over 800, the matchmaking doesn't work, it puts me with people at 830 and I just got to 800 bruh

[grim edge]

...

[grim edge]

Last month but i play once every week or so

[viral epoch]

I thank you dearly

[willow salmon]

[calm wigeon]

Wsp

[grim edge]

Listen here if u want to improve without premium on chess.com use lichess puzzels

[calm wigeon]

Just boosted aerver

[grim edge]

^^

I only do puzzles and play a game or 2 weekly

[mint sundial]

guys

[grim edge]

you know what you need you need to learn opening try the Vienna

[mint sundial]

chess kinda outdated

when new update?

[grim edge]

Im boutta bombard levy brb

[grim edge]

200 years

[viral epoch]

Fr fr fr

[grim edge]

Sooner than gta 6

[viral epoch]

Vienna my beloved aaaah

[grim edge]

Ion like it when people play stupid openings

[mint sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-smash-gif-22957895

[grim edge]

I automatically become stupid with them

[viral epoch]

The London is stupid not the Vienna

[grim edge]

yess owo

[mint sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-hehe-kiss-meme-kissing-meme-black-guy-kiss-gif-23557764

[grim edge]

Walmart billie eilish

[mint sundial]

ong

[grim edge]

New update leak update date 1/18/3400

[mint sundial]

bro whats that top right piece

[grim edge]

idk lol It's a leak we gotta waith till 3400 to fine out what it do

[mint sundial]

ultimate bishop fusion megatron infinite integral summation of factorials

Σ

[potent merlin]

@rocky vale

[grim edge]

I agree the london can be stupid

hi dudes, dudettes and dudaroos

@viral epoch help I’m bad

What would you say to people who have cancer?

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kinoplex-smooch-smoochie-us-love-gif-24892307

[grim edge]

stage 4

[grim edge]

mwa

I swear thid was just 1500 elo and not 600

AND THERE WASNT A BRILLIANT MOVE BRUH

[grim edge]

hi bad lol

Swan

Let techno be man

Fight me

@grim edge lol bro you’re mid

@grim edge Let's play

[grim edge]

@grim edge

Let’s play one game again 3+0 I’ll see

https://play.chess.com/56w77

swan

@grim edge If it's rated don't play he could be a cheater of how low his elo is

I know I’ll beat your ass easy

Play me 3+0 if you win I accept

You gonna play me again? @grim edge

[grim edge]

when she :3 on my :3

This a good brilliant?

[rocky vale]

My man, how is you

[grim edge]

Someone tell me bruh

[remote loom]

pretty subjective but in my opinion not really

[grim edge]

Ion trust stockfish

[grim edge]

Wym subjective

[grim edge]

whats ur elo

[zinc hound]

Bro found the worst move on the board

[grim edge]

gg

[remote loom]

idk

[grim edge]

Can you give some coach?

[grim edge]

M2 right?

Everything

[remote loom]

what you asked depends on the person

[grim edge]

Already know it

[grim edge]

@zinc hound

queen's gambit?

or Ruy lopez?

[zinc hound]

Ig

And a pawn mate

[grim edge]

Hop on a vc

And teach me

Cus bishop c4, king takes knight, pawn f4

[zinc hound]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Yk what if ludwig called me for his chessboxing event tomorrow?

[zinc hound]

How much do chess coaches get paid btw?

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

2 kromer

[shy pike]

😺🐈

[grim edge]

My coach is a cheater

Bro uses an engine

[stone quiver]

7 Zimbabwe dollar

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[primal mirage]

15-50 euro

depends

[zinc hound]

Okay what if I just make stuff up for an hour and get paid

[primal mirage]

then ur a nigerian scammer 2.0

but u do get the moneyuy

[remote loom]

you use stockfish for analysis therefore you're a cheater too

[primal mirage]

but as a coach, u obviously want several students for a long period so u have some sort of income

[grim edge]

He uses it midgame i dont

[primal mirage]

But if u lf some quick money, then its the play to make stuff up 💀

[remote loom]

you still use the engine 🤓

[rocky vale]

Your coach seems to be a great player

[remote loom]

his coach is top tier

[grim edge]

Lmaoo

[rocky vale]

Nah bro you're 2500

Me too!!!

[remote loom]

idk what that is

[grim edge]

Then they come back the next day and thank u for helping them become 3000 elo

[rocky vale]

Years old

[zinc hound]

If I teach in person to children then do I even have to be good?

[remote loom]

yes im 2500 years old

[zinc hound]

Could I just teach them the basics

[grim edge]

@zinc hound yes

Theyd shit on u imma be honest, especially asian kids

[zinc hound]

I've beaten people way better than me!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> freewinthxmuman

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Rapid: 2121 (peak)
Blitz: 2619 (peak)
Bullet: 2121 (peak)

[remote loom]

london best opening

[remote loom]

no one cares

[zinc hound]

Sorry for your loss

[remote loom]

sorry for your loss is wild

[zinc hound]

50 bucks

Yes

[remote loom]

@fallow crown btw your account got closed by fairplay

[zinc hound]

Speaking of which

[zinc hound]

Lmao

[remote loom]

he on that oil

[zinc hound]

Hey swan, what's the highest elo person you've ever beaten?

[stone quiver]

Its an honor to meet you magnesium carlsen

[willow salmon]

It's an honor to meet You Carlos Magnos

[zinc hound]

Chesscom

[zinc hound]

Hi David

[zinc hound]

How's Finland?

[stone quiver]

How do u know

[zinc hound]

How is Finland?

Heard it's a good place to live

[stone quiver]

How do u know i live there

[zinc hound]

Don't worry about it

[stone quiver]

Its great

[zinc hound]

That's nice to hear

[red lark]

How’s a 1240 gonna get mated like this

[remote loom]

blud was averaging 90% in blitz games 💀

[stone quiver]

Now tell me how do u know

[zinc hound]

It's nice to know that Finland is a great place to live

[covert cosmos]

meatballs

[stone quiver]

UR SCARING ME

[zinc hound]

That's crazy

[stone quiver]

Hows the states

[zinc hound]

How's the food there?

[stone quiver]

school food or food

[bright prairie]

Boo

[zinc hound]

I don't live in any US states

[zinc hound]

Food

[stone quiver]

Hows canada

[stone quiver]

Its not bad

[zinc hound]

I live in the US, just not any of the states

[stone quiver]

Dc?

[zinc hound]

No I live in the US virgin islands

[stone quiver]

Ohhhh

[zinc hound]

It's a US territory

[bright prairie]

A freedom territory

[stone quiver]

I know

[bright prairie]

🛢️ territory

[stone quiver]

So is niue

[zinc hound]

I already did, sorry

[bright prairie]

Martin against Martin?

[zinc hound]

Kk

I'll send you an invite

[zinc hound]

Sent

[remote loom]

just play against worstfish

[zinc hound]

Check dms bozo

[grim edge]

Water wanna play chess?

[zinc hound]

I have a talent for playing bad

[covert cosmos]

me too

[zinc hound]

It's natural

[grim edge]

oh

[stone quiver]

i must have caught it too

[covert cosmos]

tank

[zinc hound]

Stockfish having a stroke rn

The only move is taking my queen

Exactly

[covert cosmos]

tryrtrtrtryrr

[stone quiver]

The worst move is always pressing the resign button

[indigo fulcrum]

Hi

What game are you two talking about?

I'm curious

[fossil epoch]

real

[plush relic]

Unless you have 2 accuracy

[novel moat]

[zinc hound]

Literally me

[grim edge]

Rate the English opening

[indigo fulcrum]

It's a solid opening

[novel moat]

4/6

[indigo fulcrum]

If Magnus and Ding Liren have played it from time to time then it must be good enough!

[plush relic]

I always play symmetrical against it and fianchetto kingside because I don’t know the theory

It’s ok to play against at my level so 6

[indigo fulcrum]

Why not go for the open line then? Like with d5, Nxd5 and when white finachettos play Nb6

[grim edge]

Time to learn English now then

[indigo fulcrum]

I would argue that doesn't need much theory

[fossil epoch]

9/10 because it's extremely annoying and in my level I don't think a lot of people know how to defend it

[plush relic]

I’ll look into it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> oSwqn (elpida32)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1322 (1339 peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1514 (1595 peak)

[zinc hound]

We assassinating stockfish with this one

[novel moat]

You don't need theory as black to come just fine out of the opening

[indigo fulcrum]

This one!

[raw kayak]

hello everyone

who wants to play a game

[covert cosmos]

thermonuclear bomb

[indigo fulcrum]

Omg Agadmator?

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/saw22-saw-jigsaw-look-gif-17204954302005508012

I can’t I’m at work now

[raw kayak]

send a link if you want to play

[stone quiver]

Depends. If its the game where theres 100 tasks and the Last one is to im not gonna say it but if its thst game then yes

[zinc hound]

Using an engine to find the worst moves !!!

[round rock]

How do you become IM

[steep drum]

wdym?

[raw kayak]

dm me if you want to play

[plush relic]

you need a 2400 fide rating and 3 IM norms at high rated events

[round rock]

I can do that

[remote loom]

I believe in you

[stable mirage]

I win.

[plush relic]

Tyler1 will be an IM soon

[remote loom]

yea cause he doesn't touch grass

[stable mirage]

wait least

[plush relic]

Everything’s hanging

[stone quiver]

King to d8

[grim edge]

How you got in this position

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1154436613888286750/image.png?ex=6543bde1&is=653148e1&hm=679e3a8a9c304d3c2a66d9ab946f0191a497068bd0a8123a7ce767caf3fe72d8&

[plush relic]

Rg8 blundering 2 rooks

[potent merlin]

I is doing okay

What's the book you got?

[remote loom]

the white queen looks juicy 😉

[zinc hound]

I already played that

[plush relic]

Damn carling magnet got there first

[remote loom]

rg8 is a top tier move ngl

[grim edge]

Is englund gambit good?

[remote loom]

no

[plush relic]

Never played it and I’ve only faced it once

[grim edge]

did u lose or win

[plush relic]

Draw

Everything got traded in the end

[normal hatch]

Pretty well known that its bad. However, its okay if ur facing an opponent 400 rating lower than you

[zinc hound]

34 BLUNDERS

[grim edge]

hmm ok

[worn ice]

elpida32 (1322) vs. Theonege (1101)

Move List

1. [f3] f6 2. g4 g5 3. Kf2 c6 4. Kg3 b5 5. f4 Bg7 6. Kf3 e6 7. Bg2 Ne7 8. Qf1 Nf5 9. Qf2 Rf8 10. Qb6 Ba6 11. Qd4 Qa5 12. Qd5 Qxa2 13. Bh3 Qb3+ 14. c3 Qb4 15. Ra4 Qe4+ 16. Kf2 Qf3+ 17. Ke1 Qf1+ 18. Kxf1 c5 19. Qd6 b4 20. Na3 Bxe2+ 21. Ke1 Nd4 22. Qc6 Nf3+ 23. Kf2 Ne5 24. Qf3 Nxg4+ 25. Qxg4 Bf1 26. Ra6 e5 27. Qg2 f5 28. Qe4 Nc6 29. Qe2 Nd4 30. Rc6 e4 31. Qf3 Ne2 32. Rg6 Bd4+ 33. Qe3 Ng3 34. Ke1 Rg8 35. Rg7 Bxc3 36. Qxc3 b3 37. Bxf5 c4 38. Be6 d6 39. Rxa7 Rc8 40. Qg7 Kd8 41. Qe5 Nf5 42. Qg7 Ne7 43. Ra8 Ke8 44. Nc2 

[zinc hound]

Aren't you premium?

[midnight fjord]

hi

[grim edge]

How's it going buffoons

[midnight fjord]

says the 700

[grim edge]

I'm 1200 otb

[midnight fjord]

im 2 times that

[grim edge]

Your invalid

[zinc hound]

Your name is Eliot 💀

[grim edge]

Better ims

[zinc hound]

Did we play good?

[midnight fjord]

and?

[grim edge]

:3c

[grim edge]

Goffam is just better

[grim edge]

you're*

And funnier

[midnight fjord]

nahh i beat him 3-1

[grim edge]

I agree with this man

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

is budapest gambit good?

[midnight fjord]

not really

learn the king's gambit its better

[remote loom]

no

[grim edge]

Why not just play standard gambits

[zinc hound]

I played worse so I won

[grim edge]

what do you reccomend agaisnt d4?

[zinc hound]

E5!

I blundered more pieces

[nimble niche]

i play englund against d4 but i can't really recommend that

[grim edge]

englund gambit?

[red lark]

A story in 3 parts

[bright prairie]

W pfp @grim edge

[nimble niche]

i play it

[zinc hound]

And you got a best move and an excellent move

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-23627493

[grim edge]

Wus up kirb

[zinc hound]

I have 20 blunders and you have 2

[grim edge]

i am quantum physics
my witness brings me into existence

[bright prairie]

That friend who say "I'm not cheating"

@grim edge wassup g

[remote loom]

Me in any roblox game

[steep drum]

I played possibly my top 3 best chess games ever in the last two days.

[grim edge]

Hello chat

[remote loom]

stockfish did a great job

[steep drum]

"Every person who scores high accuracy uses Stockfish" logic.

[remote loom]

im trolling dw

[round rock]

Thanks

[nimble niche]

ban!!11!!1!

[bright prairie]

Your pfp from girlfriend girlfriend?

[plush relic]

Same

[grim edge]

Competitive game 💀

[zinc hound]

I won

[grim edge]

The eval bar looking mighty juicy

[round rock]

How do you blunder 20 times?

[zinc hound]

But you played good moves

I didn't

Nuh uh

I won lil bro

Carlos Magnusson strikes again!

[red lark]

I’ve been trying to play black against D4 for so long to try out the Dutch defense

That I’ve been here for 2 whole rapid tournaments

And haven’t gotten one D4 white player

[remote loom]

if I use worstfish for all my chess.com games, do I get banned

[zinc hound]

Let's just call it a draw

[grim edge]

I would say 20 blunders is probably worse tho

[remote loom]

it is

[grim edge]

Woah SoO GoOd

[red lark]

On a roll

[remote loom]

I hope you lose 5 games after and tilt

[zinc hound]

400 estimation is crazy

[red lark]

Lmao

My win percentage with white in the past week is 80%

I think I’m underrated

[remote loom]

you indeed are

[zinc hound]

I hope you go on a 142 losing streak right when you're about to hit a new milestone

[remote loom]

142 losing streak is wild

[grim edge]

good job ^^

[red lark]

I think it’s my positional chess catching up to my tactics because my puzzle rating peak is 2500 and my rapid is 1200

[steep drum]

What is it?

🔥🔥

[remote loom]

im gonna puke from eating too many beans

[bright prairie]

An anime

[steep drum]

Discord or Chess.com PFP?

[bright prairie]

Chess pfp

[distant spindle]

Hows everyone doing 🌈

[snow moth]

damn

[remote loom]

i aint ga-hello miss.

[steep drum]

It's from "Gotoubun No Hanayome".

[bright prairie]

I assume you are the one@steep drum with have 96 accuracy

[distant spindle]

hm?

[fiery beacon]

I’m existing

[distant spindle]

Thas gooddd

[remote loom]

only focus on the hello miss plz

[cobalt plover]

In rapid I score better with black and in blitz with white

[remote loom]

its very hard to control the tendencies

[cobalt plover]

It’s strange

[distant spindle]

confuzzled

Oooh oaky with you nkw

[remote loom]

good

[distant spindle]

In that case, hola ^^

[remote loom]

in rapid I sleep

and eat

before i make a move

[grim edge]

Real question tho
Do y'all ever get dreams of waking up at midnight and suddenly seeing someone silhouette on the window pounding it harshly and breaking in, pouncing at you and eating you alive slowly?

[cobalt plover]

Wha

[remote loom]

no

[cobalt plover]

Dream of the chess move

[remote loom]

yes

[cobalt plover]

Beth Harmon

[grim edge]

Damn your missing out

[remote loom]

have you ever "woken up" and start moving around your house but then you actually wake up and get hella confused?

[cobalt plover]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Yep

[nova verge]

Good evening 🌇

[zinc hound]

You guys ever had a lucid nightmare?

[cobalt plover]

Sometimes I play chess while walking around and I just end up somewhere random

[grim edge]

I cant even lucid dream so thats far from my reach

[formal swift]

How do yall reach 1900 elo, which aspects do you focus on to improve

[nova verge]

Once.

[cobalt plover]

Chess

[nova verge]

Hopefully never again

[zinc hound]

Get good

[remote loom]

no

[formal swift]

;-;

[grim edge]

Mind describing?

[remote loom]

chess speaks for itself

[boreal cosmos]

All

[cobalt plover]

sell your course

[formal swift]

But i do focus on all but still

500

[zinc hound]

I'll coach you to be as good as me!

30 bucks

[formal swift]

Oh

[boreal cosmos]

And?..

[nova verge]

Tbh it was like I was laying in my bed and a floating wicked white woman was above me and she has red eyes and went for my neck and I felt like I was thrown against a wall and I woke up in a way and the next day I had scratches on my neck.

[cobalt plover]

White Woman 💀

[grim edge]

Bailey wanna play a little chess?

[nova verge]

No she was legit white like paper white

[remote loom]

🤤 she can bite me all over

[formal swift]

And nothing nvm

[grim edge]

Where those scratches came from tho, did u do that?

[nova verge]

I’m busy right now sorry

[zinc hound]

White women are scary

[boreal cosmos]

That question was weird

[grim edge]

Well you are always busy anyways

[nova verge]

To this day IDK I don’t have long enough nails to do it and I didn’t then.

[nova verge]

I’m 28. With a full time job

[formal swift]

which one

[boreal cosmos]

Every

[formal swift]

I-

[grim edge]

Yeah that makes sense

[zinc hound]

Hi 28 with a full time job

[remote loom]

bro said every

[cobalt plover]

Perchance

[nova verge]

Hey

[grim edge]

That remains a mystery then

[zinc hound]

It was me

I broke into his house and scratched him

[nova verge]

Scariest stuff I ever went through

[grim edge]

Why his neck in particular?

[grim edge]

Omg god bruh you guys are still making this joke

[cobalt plover]

I mean where else

[zinc hound]

Because why not

[grim edge]

Yep best not to experience smth like that again

[remote loom]

the longest licking area

[zinc hound]

I would've scratched his feet but he had socks on

[grim edge]

Longest licking area

[cobalt plover]

[grim edge]

:3

[fiery yarrow]

hello chat

[cobalt plover]

Hello :3

[fiery yarrow]

:3

[cobalt plover]

: D

[grim edge]

Heyo

[zinc hound]

Hi Diego

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT

[static mica]

who pinged

[fiery yarrow]

oh wait i am dumb i have ig in connections

[zinc hound]

I'm just saying hi

[zinc hound]

Yeah

[fiery yarrow]

i got scared for a second i totally forgot

[fiery yarrow]

me

[primal shore]

:3

[grim edge]

You know, I have had this question for a long time
Is ur pfp supposed to be an optical illusion?

[fiery yarrow]

:33333

[fiery yarrow]

no that's a Hotgun

[zinc hound]

Look at it closer lol

[grim edge]

I swear I saw everything but a hotgun
Hotdog, legs in a weird position and some weird toy truck

[cobalt plover]

The closer I look the more confused I am

[primal shore]

Hotdogs are gross

Sausages are such much better

But food is food

[zinc hound]

You wanna see m- nevermind

[fiery yarrow]

@primal shore what's your opinion on wurstels?

[primal shore]

Banned

[zinc hound]

My elo

[grim edge]

Minecraft?

[zinc hound]

Trust

[cobalt plover]

Würstel

[fiery yarrow]

me eating grass

[grim edge]

@primal shore thoughts on wurst

[zinc hound]

Sure

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[primal shore]

Nom

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[primal shore]

Nom nom

[cobalt plover]

Yoooo

[fiery yarrow]

YOOOOOO

das mad right

[grim edge]

Whats wurst tho

mrrp meow

[cobalt plover]

That is me wurst

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT

[zinc hound]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[cobalt plover]

Wurst is Sausage in German

That’s sausage to me means i don’t care in German

[fiery yarrow]

are wurstels called sausages in english?

[stable mirage]

it’s the wurst

[grim edge]

Is this common knowledge or smth cuz this is my first time hearing wurst 💀

[cobalt plover]

Yes

[fiery yarrow]

but wurstels aren't sausages

[grim edge]

Oh

[bright prairie]

The game review be like

[cobalt plover]

It’s not?

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/grill-barbecue-roast-cook-cooking-gif-11811623

these are sausages

[grim edge]

W coach

[drowsy crest]

mc mod

[fiery yarrow]

i'm confused

[fiery yarrow]

LMOSDOA FCKY OU

[grim edge]

client*

[bright prairie]

Wassup ducky

[grim edge]

hi anis

[bright prairie]

Blunder master

[cobalt plover]

I downloaded a chess meme but I don’t have trusted

[grim edge]

Sounds pretty correct

[bright prairie]

Skill issu ig

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[bright prairie]

I'm joking

[cobalt plover]

Ryan

[drowsy crest]

whatever

[cobalt plover]

It’s ok

[bright prairie]

I need that tea

[fiery yarrow]

MY FLUFFY CAT IS RAIDING MY CLOTHES FFS

[bright prairie]

Best meme on #😆〡chess-memes

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[cobalt plover]

Imagine making a belt out of watches

But that would be a waist of time

[fiery yarrow]

SHUT UP

[bright prairie]

Do you know the story behind that?

[cobalt plover]

Suleymenov Game

[stone quiver]

Gn

[bright prairie]

Have a good night sleit

[fiery yarrow]

gn <3

[cobalt plover]

Gn

[bright prairie]

Discord changing <3 to ❤️ is a dumb feature

[fiery yarrow]

true

[zinc hound]

Turn that setting off

[cobalt plover]

True

[zinc hound]

If you're on mobile login through the discord website

[distant spindle]

Agreed

As soon as i found the setting honestly i had a party

[zinc hound]

It's only a feature if you let be a feature smh

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[distant spindle]

Yes

x3

[grim edge]

where's pets channel

[fiery yarrow]

no furry channel

[bright prairie]

Thank you sm

[cobalt plover]

Rate my pfp

[fiery yarrow]

on a sexual scale?

wouldn't smash tbh

[cobalt plover]

Man

[fiery yarrow]

BUT

on an how cute it is scale

looks fluffy and stupid, so an 8 out of 10 is required

[cobalt plover]

Ok

That’s my puppy

[fiery yarrow]

puppy? looks huge

[cobalt plover]

He had a glow down after I named him after my coach

Now he even looks like my coach

[bright prairie]

@zinc hound

[fiery yarrow]

LMAO WHAT

[bright prairie]

Where? To turn off the setting

[fiery yarrow]

text and image

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[fiery yarrow]

in settings

[bright prairie]

Thank you

[fiery yarrow]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[fiery yarrow]

np

[grim edge]

nya nya owo

[fiery yarrow]

owo uwu ??

[zinc hound]

He found the greatest move in history

[fiery yarrow]

what flag is that?

montenegro?

no wait

what

[fiery yarrow]

repost without reposting, i don't want to download and resend

[zinc hound]

Mine or his?

[fiery yarrow]

i have a great pair of balls

[grim edge]

mrrp meowww

[fiery yarrow]

both actually

[grim edge]

proof?

[fiery yarrow]

you wish

[bright prairie]

Ur a girl

[grim edge]

😭

[bright prairie]

So no homo

Jk don't ban me

[fiery yarrow]

just wear thigh highs, it's not homo that way

[fickle rampart]

I have reached the final boss in Duolingo music

[drowsy crest]

did you just uwu someone else that wasnt me, my kitten

[fiery yarrow]

oh god

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT

[fickle rampart]

Bruh I’m shivering

I can’t handle this pressure

[fiery yarrow]

LMAOAOOA

[zinc hound]

Mines the US virgin islands and his is north Macedonia

[drowsy crest]

we believe in you

[grim edge]

owo

[fiery yarrow]

oh yeah macedonia, i have never heard virgin islands though

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

thigh highs, skirt, fishnets, elbow gloves, I've got em all

even cat ears

[fiery yarrow]

oh then, no homo x10

[zinc hound]

It's a territory

[drowsy crest]

I am dissapointed

[drowsy crest]

bro has a whole arsenal 💀

[fiery yarrow]

yeah but they have a flag, never seen that

[zinc hound]

Hi bisher

[fiery yarrow]

get better, the kitten is mine

i cringed myself saying this

someone bury me alive please

[glossy radish]

what

[fiery yarrow]

furry

[stable mirage]

@fiery yarrow

[fiery yarrow]

talking about furries

[glossy radish]

well tomato tomato

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron furry

[drowsy crest]

HII

[stable mirage]

fun fact the word furry pings me

[drowsy crest]

blud what 😭 , I aint no discord mod just take it

[glossy radish]

get ur furry ass here

[primal shore]

@glossy radish ily

[grim edge]

lucyyyy

[glossy radish]

ilyt lucy

[finite saffron]

stop bringing me into random ass conversations 😭

[fiery yarrow]

you're sucha furry

[stable mirage]

sorry furry

[grim edge]

lucy please read like 30 messages from up

[glossy radish]

sorry

[fiery yarrow]

PLEASE NO, YOU TAKE IT

[fiery yarrow]

hi furry

[drowsy crest]

you asked forit

[fiery yarrow]

YES PLEASE

[drowsy crest]

(reverse psychology peak)

[rotund glen]

:3

[zinc hound]

@finite saffron furry

[drowsy crest]

i bit my lip and now its bleeding

[fiery yarrow]

@finite saffron furry

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-3960706660224756602

[drowsy crest]

do you have kids martin

[fiery yarrow]

would lick

[grim edge]

@finite saffron furry

[glossy radish]

y’all stop pinging him

dude what the hell

[rotund glen]

Yes

[drowsy crest]

:3

[finite saffron]

it’s ok i’m gonna leave the server soon

[glossy radish]

just leave now

[drowsy crest]

no pls

[fiery yarrow]

im sorry furry

[rotund glen]

@drowsy crest could I get your opinion on women playing chess and the Jewish community as a whole

[zinc hound]

Hi exidy

[drowsy crest]

how did you feel while sending that furry gif

[fiery yarrow]

burn them all

[distant spindle]

o.O

[rotund glen]

Agony

[zinc hound]

Okay Kanye

[fiery yarrow]

LMAOOO

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[rotund glen]

Which part

[fiery yarrow]

both

[drowsy crest]

sure, well maybe I should start with further message has been removed by discord guidelines

[distant spindle]

Wonder how many people fell for that

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/croatia-ww2-gif-18606767

[rotund glen]

Hi do I know you

[glossy radish]

often enough

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[zinc hound]

We've known each other for 7 years

You really don't recognize my account?

[drowsy crest]

nah but if I am being honest bobby and my political opinions intersect at alot of points, not on women playing chess tho

[grim edge]

im not clicking a single 5s voicenote I learnt that a while ago

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

[rotund glen]

No what

[grim edge]

bast ily

[glossy radish]

i thought your pfp was of a girl’s thighs

[rotund glen]

How do I know you

[drowsy crest]

peak song, you play osu?

[glossy radish]

hi bast bast

[fiery yarrow]

i'll send you one of me whimpering

[upbeat viper]

ofc not

[zinc hound]

It be your own people :(

[upbeat viper]

hi vv

[fickle rampart]

If you could be any chess bot which one would you be

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2097 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[drowsy crest]

one of the best osu maps is based on this song

[upbeat viper]

3 away

[rotund glen]

WHAT

[fiery yarrow]

very peak

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

no way

[rotund glen]

You wouldn’t believe it

[grim edge]

aren't i the pet

[drowsy crest]

Stock fischer

[fiery yarrow]

PLEASE no

[grim edge]

arf arf

[glossy radish]

meow

[fiery yarrow]

i'm not old enough to own a 15yo

[drowsy crest]

bro has deep voice rizz

[grim edge]

lmfao

[zinc hound]

Says smth about your mind

[fiery yarrow]

truuuuuu

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

nothing at all

[drowsy crest]

man I want a deep voice too 😭

gimme your throat

[fiery yarrow]

just genetics i think

[fickle rampart]

Hmmmmm

[fiery yarrow]

YO WHAT

[drowsy crest]

💀

[fickle rampart]

Power move

[fiery yarrow]

I MEAN, OKAY?

[grim edge]

i have the owo what's this copypasta pinned in my clipboard who wnats it

[drowsy crest]

not genes gang no one in my house sounds arabic except me

[glossy radish]

sigh

[upbeat viper]

not a place for roleplay

[grim edge]

bet~

[drowsy crest]

i-

[stable mirage]

oh hi bast

[upbeat viper]

hi S

[zinc hound]

Yeah man give me throat

[rotund glen]

Wait who is deleting stuff

[fiery yarrow]

maybe it's not your family

[zinc hound]

Head is also fine

[drowsy crest]

YO WHAT

[fiery yarrow]

hi

[stable mirage]

rate it

[rotund glen]

Oh you

[fiery yarrow]

JUST SAYING THE POSSIBLE OPTIONS

[glossy radish]

ew. looks cheap too. 1/10

[grim edge]

someone should rizz me it's not hard

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APk4mLodk88

[drowsy crest]

😭

[rotund glen]

hai :3

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[drowsy crest]

I thought I wifed you up

[fiery yarrow]

hi add an impossible amount of rizz

[bright prairie]

@upbeat viper wait why did you delete my meme

[rotund glen]

I’ll rizz all over you

[grim edge]

~

[upbeat viper]

offensive

[drowsy crest]

You have a wife martin

[fickle rampart]

Martin is acting susssss

[rotund glen]

Lunch break is over bye

[grim edge]

bye

[rotund glen]

I hate her

[fiery yarrow]

i think you meant jizz

[bright prairie]

That wasn't offensive

[grim edge]

😳

[drowsy crest]

give her to me then

[fickle rampart]

Yalll got the mods out here working overtime 😭

[upbeat viper]

anti-community gif are offensive :p

[upbeat viper]

it's 0:26 am

[bright prairie]

Y'all take jokes too seriously

[upbeat viper]

I have my last exam tomorrow

[grim edge]

bast go sleep

[upbeat viper]

math

anyway

[fiery yarrow]

have a goodnight bast

[stable mirage]

HUH

[fickle rampart]

Make sure to do your Duolingo before you sleep

[upbeat viper]

we just want respected rules

anyway

cya chat

[drowsy crest]

what country you from my guy

[distant spindle]

Baiiii

[glossy radish]

bye bast

[upbeat viper]

gn sleepy people

[fiery yarrow]

why do you always get so excited talking bout jizz

[bright prairie]

Ok duo pls don't hurt my family

[fiery yarrow]

italy, but bast should go to sleep, he's old

[stable mirage]

no comment

[fickle rampart]

If you want Duo soup hmu

[fiery yarrow]

yeah you better

[fickle rampart]

I made some yesterday

[bright prairie]

Seems delicious

[drowsy crest]

whats up pizza boy

[harsh widget]

guysss

[cobalt plover]

Sicilian Najdorf Poisoned soup variation

[glossy radish]

LFMAO

[fickle rampart]

Yes it’s yummy in the tummy

[harsh widget]

i got way too thick yarn for my crochet project

[fiery yarrow]

pani puri

[bright prairie]

I'll learn Spanish if i eat that?

[drowsy crest]

?

[bright prairie]

Or Chinese. More logical

[fiery yarrow]

idk arent you indian or sum

[fickle rampart]

Si

[drowsy crest]

icarwi is

[fiery yarrow]

and where r u from

[drowsy crest]

I am from

I am from

[bright prairie]

His mother

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[cobalt plover]

[harsh widget]

wish i didnt

[bright prairie]

Wait I'm the only men here?

[drowsy crest]

💀

[cobalt plover]

Ballless is the new sexy

[drowsy crest]

well now you dont

[bright prairie]

Repost if you are a human

[stable mirage]

thats unfortunate

[harsh widget]

YAY

[bright prairie]

I'm the king and y'all are queens????

[drowsy crest]

imagine someone's girlfriend posted this 💀

[harsh widget]

YOU JUST SAVED ME 25K+ THANKS

[bright prairie]

So I'm white king and you're the black one

[drowsy crest]

you can thank me in bitcoin

[harsh widget]

uhm, no runs

[bright prairie]

And she is good at football

[drowsy crest]

idk man i am white

[harsh widget]

ima go eat now cya

[drowsy crest]

cya

[cobalt plover]

Bye

[drowsy crest]

with epik ball control

[stable mirage]

I knew it

[drowsy crest]

knew what

[stable mirage]

nothig

[drowsy crest]

you were still confused if I was a dude 😭

[stable mirage]

no thats why I put a kappa

[cobalt plover]

I doubt someone named fobby bischer would be a woman

[bright prairie]

Wait really?

[bright prairie]

Women's hate booby fisher

[cobalt plover]

Yeah

[drowsy crest]

pretends to understand

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[dark swan]

Question, Im reading the FIDE rules on trans competitors, and Im confused. They seem to only be banning trans women from competing if they change their gender in the FIDE database. If i apply for a FIN and i never changed my gender am I allowed to play?

[fiery yarrow]

@drowsy crest is indeed a very cute dude

[cobalt plover]

:3

[drowsy crest]

thanks mommy

[fiery yarrow]

IM NOT FEMALE WHY IS EVERYONE CONVICED THAT I AM

[drowsy crest]

:3

[cobalt plover]

Mommy

[bright prairie]

How did you know

[drowsy crest]

you never know

[fiery yarrow]

i am behind his backk

[fiery yarrow]

NAH, you can call me daddy though

[glossy radish]

you aren’t?

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT NO

[glossy radish]

damn it

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT DOES DAMN IT MEAN WHA WTH

[glossy radish]

[drowsy crest]

nuh

[bright prairie]

He isn't wtf

[glossy radish]

ik it’s a joke

[cobalt plover]

Mother

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[glossy radish]

i’m fully aware he’s a guy

[drowsy crest]

hi daddy

[zinc hound]

His name is literally Diego

[grim edge]

Kissahomie

[drowsy crest]

gang tf 💀

[glossy radish]

i aint yo daddy

[fiery yarrow]

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT

[cobalt plover]

Diego can be a female name

Im sure

[drowsy crest]

you aint?

[glossy radish]

no

[fiery yarrow]

GANG DAS THE LITERAL MEANING OF BROTHERHOOD

[zinc hound]

Demetrius can also be a female name

[fiery yarrow]

then who is his daddy?

[cobalt plover]

Adonis

[glossy radish]

idk not me

[fiery yarrow]

cornelius

[zinc hound]

Adol-

[fiery yarrow]

NOOOOOOOOO

f hit

[cobalt plover]

Nooooo

[zinc hound]

F's in the chat

[cobalt plover]

Alejandro

[glossy radish]

meow

[drowsy crest]

incest hood

[bright prairie]

The missed mate stockfish saw

[drowsy crest]

wrong gif

[cobalt plover]

Ouch

[fiery yarrow]

NAH NOT WITH YOUR BROTHER, WITH YOUR BROS, YA HOMIES

[cobalt plover]

My eyes

[bright prairie]

?

[drowsy crest]

yeah that aint gay real

[fiery yarrow]

EXACTLY

[bright prairie]

Eyes issue

[fiery yarrow]

@drowsy creststill didn't asnwer where are yo from

[cobalt plover]

It’s 12 it’s incredibly dark😭

Wait what did I see

[glossy radish]

[fiery yarrow]

i'm inside your walls

[fiery yarrow]

stop furrying around and work

[glossy radish]

i ain’t a furry

[cobalt plover]

I read balls I’m sorry

[glossy radish]

me too

[fiery yarrow]

you are, i know

[glossy radish]

i’m not

[fiery yarrow]

i am inside your balls

[cobalt plover]

Call me daddy then

[fiery yarrow]

you can't prove that you are not, so you are

[fiery yarrow]

call me son

[glossy radish]

you can’t prove i am

[cobalt plover]

Brother

[fiery yarrow]

you have meow'd and uwu'd multiple times

[bright prairie]

What's wrong with this chat 😂

[drowsy crest]

Asia

[glossy radish]

besides my meowing. that doesn’t count

[fiery yarrow]

NOT THE CONTINENT COME ON

[cobalt plover]

How is uwu furry related

[glossy radish]

and we don’t talk about the other one

[drowsy crest]

east

[glossy radish]

smh

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-hugs-fluffy-uwu-face-furry-furry-meme-gif-25143325

[drowsy crest]

did you learn flower dance

[glossy radish]

i have a bunch of tests and quizzes this week. i’m trying tho

[cobalt plover]

I can play flower dance

[fiery yarrow]

what's in the east of asia wtf

[harsh widget]

damn

[bright prairie]

Find something that is more cute than my bird

[drowsy crest]

does it matter

[glossy radish]

what does?

[cobalt plover]

North Korea

[fiery yarrow]

there is like japan and korea

[drowsy crest]

quizzes and tests

[fiery yarrow]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[glossy radish]

yes dude. i’m trying to learn the song too. i’m stressed as hell

[cobalt plover]

I have an otb tournament this Friday

[glossy radish]

gl

[cobalt plover]

Im also stressed

[fiery yarrow]

what does otb stand for?

[stable mirage]

over the board

[cobalt plover]

Over the board

[glossy radish]

over the board

[fiery yarrow]

over the board

[stable mirage]

HA im fastest suck on that

[drowsy crest]

damn and you gotta improve at chess too XD

[fiery yarrow]

SUCK ON WHAT?

[glossy radish]

i quit chess already

[drowsy crest]

sure

[grim edge]

fck chess

[harsh widget]

bet

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

[zinc hound]

My cat

[fiery yarrow]

that's not a cat, that's an ascended divinity

[harsh widget]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[fiery yarrow]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[cobalt plover]

And it’s Friday Saturday and Sunday

[harsh widget]

gonna eat now cya

[fiery yarrow]

bye furry <3

[stable mirage]

:3

[cobalt plover]

Huh

[harsh widget]

im not a furry

[fiery yarrow]

Huh

[fiery yarrow]

prove it

[stable mirage]

you cant have a boykisser pfp and not be a furry im sorry

[harsh widget]

i dont bark

nor meow

[fiery yarrow]

neither does @stable mirage

[stable mirage]

woof woof

[harsh widget]

or any animal noises to be infact

[fiery yarrow]

SHUT UP

YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOU DUMB FURRY