#💬〡general-off-topic

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viscid jacinth
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You didn't say the iconic definition

torn turret
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In Polish piERoGi

cobalt plover
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Okay congrats

viscid jacinth
cobalt plover
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On the marriage

viscid jacinth
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Soup Dumplings

elfin crag
torn turret
grim edge
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My bf hates my silent hill pfp BRUHNOOO

cobalt plover
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Not on the fact that you’re not a professional chess player

tulip lichen
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because you're subtracting 9 from 7

grim edge
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And my bf hates chess BRUHNOOO

viscid jacinth
forest quest
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I mean you said " chess player married" implying I'm a chess player. And not just a guy who also plays chess

torn turret
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grim edge
viscid jacinth
tulip lichen
viscid jacinth
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Are you gay

grim edge
tulip lichen
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boy kisser

viscid jacinth
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Oh ok

grim edge
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graceful lintel
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grim edge
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If that’s gay then I am a queer

cobalt plover
viscid jacinth
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Guys its a woman everyone run

tulip lichen
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cobalt plover
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🐐

grim edge
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chat is yapping like crazy

tulip lichen
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bro you're lucky we can't say racial slurs

grim edge
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I have the gay

cobalt plover
viscid jacinth
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graceful lintel
viscid jacinth
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Rate my checkmate fr

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tulip lichen
viscid jacinth
forest quest
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Yea but in theory what slur would you call me

tulip lichen
cobalt plover
viscid jacinth
elfin crag
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grim edge
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I am 1800cc can I have the WCM title now BRUHNOOO

viscid jacinth
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elfin crag
forest quest
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Sorry this chat is generally 14

lime lava
viscid jacinth
tulip lichen
cobalt plover
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Bro

tulip lichen
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i'm not tryna say it offensively bro

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viscid jacinth
graceful lintel
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Yea sure!

lime lava
viscid jacinth
grim edge
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Ok I’m listening to boards of Canada

tulip lichen
viscid jacinth
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I am on his rank

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cobalt plover
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Damn

viscid jacinth
slate owl
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hi chat

forest quest
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I'm in a bodybuilding discord full of 30+ year old men

lime lava
slate owl
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12am gaming

drowsy crest
graceful lintel
snow moth
silent quest
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The queen must have been quite hungry forgive her

viscid jacinth
slate owl
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tulip lichen
graceful lintel
viscid jacinth
willow elbow
graceful lintel
tulip lichen
viscid jacinth
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A 30 would say he is 30

flat gyro
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almost at peak >_<

willow elbow
tulip lichen
grim edge
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I am a lost boy from neverland

snow moth
slate owl
willow elbow
graceful lintel
tulip lichen
lime lava
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You will be 30 Awkward
I normally would respect you cause you are older but... the pfp...

flat gyro
forest quest
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Hate blitz

graceful lintel
forest quest
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CC my lichess is like 1900+

viscid jacinth
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ok

hasty iris
graceful lintel
forest quest
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But I only play on lichess these days and not even that so much mostly OTB at a club here in Chicago

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I said I haven't played on it in years

lime lava
viscid jacinth
hasty iris
graceful lintel
flat gyro
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wait isn't today anarchychess's tenth birthday

silent quest
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i have never seen a 30 y/o write god in his bio

forest quest
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Lol

lime lava
slate owl
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im eepy

forest quest
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30 in 3 months actually (;

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Getting old man. ):

graceful lintel
flat gyro
grim edge
forest quest
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What

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lime lava
viscid jacinth
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Which is odd since it got popular in january 2020

flat gyro
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the colon goes first >:(

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the other way is blasphemy

forest quest
forest quest
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It's chill but my back hurts already

lime lava
flat gyro
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Western style emoticons are mostly written from left to right as though the head is rotated counter-clockwise 90 degrees. One will most commonly see the eyes on the left, followed by the nose (often not included) and then the mouth

viscid jacinth
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Its not

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graceful lintel
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Yea 30y/o looks good

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sonic cypress
lime lava
cobalt plover
graceful lintel
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flat gyro
slate owl
cobalt plover
flat gyro
viscid jacinth
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so he is a trainer he means

tulip lichen
cobalt plover
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No

flat gyro
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the exception is c:

cobalt plover
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It has to be the other way

flat gyro
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or D:

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viscid jacinth
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graceful lintel
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I did it

cobalt plover
silent quest
graceful lintel
viscid jacinth
lime lava
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I once played a chess match against a security guard while he was working cause he said sweden is boring af Danielsip

slate owl
flat gyro
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why do we gotta keep it chess related

cobalt plover
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Last time I worked as an intern in a pharmacy and the boss randomly said that he has 2300 fide

silent quest
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flat gyro
graceful lintel
hasty iris
flat gyro
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x_x

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
lime lava
flat gyro
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xo

viscid jacinth
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My hands are long af

graceful lintel
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Only 22 ss BRUHNOOO

graceful lintel
grim edge
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:3c

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lime lava
devout atlas
slate owl
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i cant reveal mine or ill be banned

silent quest
cobalt plover
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viscid jacinth
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graceful lintel
lime lava
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I cant show my screenshots here 🤣TrollDespair

forest quest
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Nice was just googling how long me and my women could stay in India for 5000$ us dollars

graceful lintel
cobalt plover
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“My women”

forest quest
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Google says a long time because the exchange rate

forest quest
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Can get hotels for like 5$ a night

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We are recently married lol used to calling her my GF

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Lived together for like 6 years before that

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5000$ us dollars is like 60,000 ruppies

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Or something

silent quest
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Its better if you rent a house

viscid jacinth
forest quest
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Oh shoot

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That's a lot

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viscid jacinth
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60000 rupees is low af

silent quest
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It is grey

forest quest
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Okay cool

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No

forest quest
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Him and Erza are the only 2 good characters

silent quest
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Its natsu's brother

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Zeref

viscid jacinth
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Guys geometry dash coming soon

forest quest
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Oh I don't anything about fairy tale only watched like 30 episodes lol

silent quest
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Hahah he appears way later in the series

forest quest
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Thanks for spoiling Natsu has a cooler brother

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Lol

graceful lintel
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viscid jacinth
grim edge
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discord bot shouts racial slurs, its verified as well

forest quest
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What's the racial slur there?

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forest quest
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Brain is a pebble?

grim edge
graceful lintel
grim edge
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want it in dms?

viscid jacinth
silent quest
grim edge
graceful lintel
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Not understandable

forest quest
silent quest
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Oh you must be American

graceful lintel
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Idk my skin colour is like light brown

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flat gyro
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new peakkk

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woohoo

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slate owl
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femboys

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Buy

graceful lintel
slate owl
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unblunder

flat gyro
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the secret is to get fox girl asmr in the background the whole time ngl

graceful lintel
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You can get a coach for basic Nitro per month

silent quest
flat gyro
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very motivational for me

west sedge
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these colossal order idiots made a live translation bro just release the game 😭

viscid jacinth
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Here are 3 doors, there is one with joe with it, choose one door to save joe
Door 1
Door 2
Door 3

arctic epoch
grim edge
flat gyro
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my elo gain is normally negative

viscid jacinth
slate owl
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looking for a high elo to crush my skull

wheat sparrow
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if anyone got a chromebook dm me

graceful lintel
hasty iris
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what is chat rn 😭

honest blaze
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Hello guys

viscid jacinth
flat gyro
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looking for a high elo to suffocate me with their thighs

hasty iris
stable jungleBOT
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graceful lintel
viscid jacinth
silent quest
viscid jacinth
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Welcome to the monty hall problem

graceful lintel
devout atlas
silent quest
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I got a bitcoin pal

graceful lintel
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lets make it 1€

flat gyro
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the chance only goes up like 16 percent

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not the highest

teal herald
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Anyone wanna play?

viscid jacinth
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@graceful lintel Did you know if you changed from door 3 to door 1 you had 66% chance to free joe

devout atlas
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Exactly

slate owl
graceful lintel
teal herald
devout atlas
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Very famous problem

slate owl
viscid jacinth
teal herald
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Ok

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Your username?

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graceful lintel
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||JOE MAMA||

silent quest
slate owl
teal herald
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Ok

honest blaze
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@slate owl hi

slate owl
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hi

grim edge
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  1. e10 is the best opening!!
honest blaze
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How are you@slate owl

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graceful lintel
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Stop pinging random people BRUHNOOO BRUHNOOO BRUHNOOO

forest quest
# silent quest I've heard they are idiots

Odd assumption to make lol. We have 350 million people. Some of the best doctors and scientists on earth. Best engineers that created everything you use daily like the smartphones and desktops computers.

untold wadi
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Hi my name is magnus carlos

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
honest blaze
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@slate owl I sent you a freind request will you accept

hasty iris
willow elbow
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viscid jacinth
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Here is a complicated joke, only geniuses will get it-
Three logicians walk in a bar.
The bartender asks if they all want a beer.
First logician says, "I dont know"
Second logician says, "I dont know"
Third logician says, "Yes"

graceful lintel
arctic epoch
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It's only for the billionaire's

sterile tusk
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hi

hasty iris
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?

lime lava
sterile tusk
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u guys playing untitled tuesday too?

viscid jacinth
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Not so genius huh

lime lava
graceful lintel
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<@&745328830649991179> real

viscid jacinth
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It has a long explanation

untold wadi
graceful lintel
untold wadi
quiet sparrow
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I got bullied at school today for playing chess

viscid jacinth
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Do you want me to explain the joke or live on with your life with freedom

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
willow elbow
quiet sparrow
hasty iris
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start a chess club

silent quest
arctic epoch
grim edge
# willow elbow

I dont need help. Ill drink pelinkovac to my heart's content

graceful lintel
flat gyro
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isn't chess the cool kids game these days

hasty iris
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yes

arctic epoch
silent quest
grim edge
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In chess

flat gyro
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my school has like 0 bullies

fresh wind
flat gyro
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its uncomfortable

willow elbow
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graceful lintel
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I humiliated the guy who said he humiliated the cool kids back in school in chess

flat gyro
grim edge
graceful lintel
graceful lintel
willow elbow
graceful lintel
wild oriole
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Time pass

graceful lintel
arctic epoch
wild oriole
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!!

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viscid jacinth
# grim edge Explain it

The bartender asked if ALL OF THEM wanted a beer.
First logician said "I dont know" because he didnt knew other two logicians wanted a beer.
Second logician said "I dont know" because he didnt knew if third logician wanted a beer, he knew first logician wanted a beer because if he didnt wanted a beer he would say "No" which would imply not all of them wanted a beer.
Third logician said "Yes" because he knew other two wanted a beer because if one of them didnt want a beer, they would simply say "No" since not all of them wanted a beer.@grim edge @silent quest @grim edge @forest quest

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graceful lintel
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viscid jacinth
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Also who tf is peter

rough dome
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That's better than getting a coach

arctic epoch
flat gyro
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yeah i just said i saw it there

viscid jacinth
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Peter is a website???

wild oriole
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How do I pass time

grim edge
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viscid jacinth
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hasty iris
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Wording

flat gyro
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Wouldn't say it's logical it's literally just a wording thing

viscid jacinth
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its logical

forest quest
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It's a Grammer puzzle really

flat gyro
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how is it wording thing

silent quest
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I would say its a grammar thingy

forest quest
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What do you mean. It's literally the first sentence

graceful lintel
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Anyone Blitz?

willow elbow
flat gyro
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i don't see how this isn't a logic joke

viscid jacinth
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i mean surely some of the joke is grammar puzzle (first sentence) but most of it is logic

graceful lintel
forest quest
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It's not a logic joke imo. It's just a play on wording. He asks if they all want a beer. Instead of just asking what can I get for you guys

graceful lintel
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Check dms @willow elbow

silent quest
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I love discord cuz of these memes i can collect from everywhere and flex it in front of my gf like its a magic of some sort so stupid

grim edge
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fr

viscid jacinth
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graceful lintel
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I gtg @willow elbow

viscid jacinth
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I can flex in front of my gf too! (I dont have one and I never will)

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viscid jacinth
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Whats the purpose of this

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viscid jacinth
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Alright yall if everyone with anime, animals, or magnus pfps were banned in this discord how many people would be left here

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What

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Yes

viscid jacinth
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What tf wss that

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fervent comet
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ok guys so there is slight problem i have chess irl tournament on the 27th and i have not played chess in a while so it is not been going good anything i could do ?

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devout atlas
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(a+bi+cj)²=a²-b²-c²+2abi+2acj, when this equals yi+zj, a²-b²-c²=0, so a²=b²+c², a=√(b²+c²), 2ab=y, so 2b√(b²+c²)=y, 4b⁴+4c²b²=y², let's assume w=b², then 4w²+4c²w-y²=0, so w=(-4c²±√(16c⁴+16y²))/8, so b=√(-4c²±√(16c⁴+16y²))/8, 2ac=z, c=z/2a=z/2√(b²+c²)=z/2√((-4c²±√(16c⁴+16y²))/8+c²), c²=z²/(-16c²±4√(16c⁴+16y²))/8)=z²/(-4c²±√(16c⁴+16y²))/2=z²/(-4c²±4√(c⁴+y²))/2=z²/(-2c²±2√(c⁴+y²)), -2c⁴±2c²√(c⁴+y²)=z², z²+2c⁴=±2c⁴√(c⁴+y²), z⁴+4c⁸+4z²c⁴=4c¹²+4c⁸y²...

Oh hold on I need to take a break rq (I did the simplification correctly so far I think?)

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viscid jacinth
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Can you stop tho

forest quest
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But also not if you catch my drift

fervent comet
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hasty iris
willow elbow
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i think it is the reason why father left

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rough dome
grim edge
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iwanna pee

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viscid jacinth
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My fingers are slim and large

fervent comet
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i do not want to talk about math rn

rough dome
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Nexus event

forest quest
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Imagine doing math just to graduate and probably work at a chipotle

arctic epoch
willow elbow
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devout atlas
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wintry scarab
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forest quest
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Yea but guys. What is 10x10???

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pallid plinth
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I'm not buying it

wintry scarab
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pallid plinth
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K

supple imp
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arctic epoch
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Phhhhhh

viscid jacinth
forest quest
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Ohhhhhh. Wait what. Still don't get it

radiant ferry
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Guys what’s the e4 response for black that has the least theory? Scandi?

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pallid plinth
viscid jacinth
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wintry scarab
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@viscid jacinth are you studying in school or CLG?

viscid jacinth
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That has very much theory

radiant ferry
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Really? What if they play the Ruy?

forest quest
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Sicilian most. Theory. Then French IMO. Then Carro. Then Scandi.

silent quest
devout atlas
radiant ferry
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Yeah plus BDG if they go d4

wintry scarab
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@viscid jacinth wow you are studying in school and having a 1400 Elo it's so good when you go on university chess will help you

wintry scarab
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@pallid plinth hello 👋

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pallid plinth
pallid plinth
forest quest
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If I started chess as a kid I would be minimum an FM today.

viscid jacinth
radiant ferry
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I’m 31 and my chess is terrible 😛 I just can’t convert advantages

wintry scarab
forest quest
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I startd taking chess seriously at like 24 lmfao.

wintry scarab
radiant ferry
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Haha, better than 30 like I did!

pallid plinth
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I started around 4 months ago to

arctic epoch
willow elbow
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arctic epoch
radiant ferry
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Love the London btw, won a cracking OTB game last night with the Jobava London

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It’s a suprisingly effective opening tbh

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willow elbow
radiant ferry
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Ended up sacking the night to get a fork with the queen between his rook and a mate!

silent quest
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D4 gotta be the most annoying

viscid jacinth
silent quest
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Positional chess is good but it's boring

radiant ferry
pallid plinth
silent quest
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Personal opinion

wintry scarab
grim edge
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where is the legend of chess

forest quest
silent quest
radiant ferry
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The Dutch is very tactical!

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viscid jacinth
grim edge
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@lofty oracle SIR

supple imp
radiant ferry
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radiant ferry
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How so?

rough dome
forest quest
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Dutch is a reverse Sicilian but because your play F6 your opening the kingside up

viscid jacinth
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My dumb ass thinks I am playing queens gambit declined when i play Nimzo

normal hatch
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Never had any trouble with 1d4 since playing the grunfeld

radiant ferry
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Play e6 first then you eliminate white’s most challenging responses

viscid jacinth
forest quest
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F6 is always risky in chess

supple imp
radiant ferry
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You gotta be prepared to respond to e4 with the French though

cobalt plover
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You can play Grunfeld against d4 c4 e4 setups basically like in kings Indian

radiant ferry
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rough dome
forest quest
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I love playing against 1 e4. I play the French, Scandi, Carro

supple imp
forest quest
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Against 1 d4 in like well time for a slav....

radiant ferry
silent quest
peak plank
supple imp
radiant ferry
supple imp
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What's that

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tulip lichen
cobalt plover
supple imp
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You think when you get higher elo you'd know more theory lol

radiant ferry
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D4 nf6, c4, e5

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viscid jacinth
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Man i am seeing sportacus workout rn

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Its like so fricking cool

peak plank
peak plank
viscid jacinth
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He was so good in 1993

supple imp
radiant ferry
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Or the QID if you want more solid play

cobalt plover
peak plank
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byddapest gambit is nothing like the nimzo

supple imp
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So what's the grunfeld

peak plank
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there are much different ideas in the buddapest

radiant ferry
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Not at all the Nimzo is super solid

peak plank
radiant ferry
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The Budapest is aggressive

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cobalt plover
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Grunfeld is kind of queens gambit declined + kings Indian

supple imp
graceful lintel
supple imp
radiant ferry
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Best response to D4 by miles is the English defense in my opinion

supple imp
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Looks goofy

cobalt plover
radiant ferry
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Providing they play C4

normal hatch
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If Nf3 then Bg7 and play d5 eventually

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normal hatch
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D4 E6 C4 B6

drowsy crest
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king's indian is superior

supple imp
forest quest
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Old benoni

cobalt plover
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Nimzo + queens Indian

radiant ferry
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It’s like a queen’s Indian and a Nimzo put together

peak plank
graceful lintel
peak plank
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or maybe 2 vs e4

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cobalt plover
peak plank
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I suggest one opening until you are high rated enough that people prep vs you OTB

forest quest
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Still trying to add Sicilian

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That's gonna take me years

peak plank
forest quest
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Na

supple imp
radiant ferry
peak plank
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also why tf does nobody talk about e5

graceful lintel
peak plank
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what the heak is wrong with e5 in responce to e4

graceful lintel
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Or learn Sicilian

supple imp
forest quest
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I didn't ask for you suggestions. You also don't know my rating lol.

peak plank
radiant ferry
graceful lintel
cobalt plover
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Englund gambit is utter bs

willow elbow
peak plank
forest quest
peak plank
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its legit the top move

graceful lintel
west sedge
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lmao what city skylines 2 just released and it's price increased by 25%

hasty iris
supple imp
peak plank
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is that suppoused to be a problem?

normal hatch
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Understandable. Guessing you dont like KID and QID eitherpain ?

radiant ferry
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Only the main ones though! (Alapin, Grand Prix attack, closed Sicilian etc)

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hasty iris
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yeah gets me scared because im unfamiliar with that structure

peak plank
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you get to choose ur pet line vs each of thoese openings

hasty iris
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been an e6 player forever

cobalt plover
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It’s trappy but it’s only trappy and not objectively solid

forest quest
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If someone is an Italian opening player, if you play e5, that is literally playing into where they are comfortable. If you for example play 1 e4 e6 French, they physically cannot play the Italian

radiant ferry
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Why not just play hippo on both sides for everything? 😛

supple imp
peak plank
grim edge
grim edge
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rate my girl 1/10

peak plank
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I dont give a shit if they want an italian or not

arctic epoch
peak plank
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the game is equal regardless

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and I get what I want too

forest quest
grim edge
swift panther
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Playing bullet competitively on chesscom is so bad

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forest quest
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There's a reason people play the Sicilian and it scores the best against 1 e4. Because it's creates an imbalance immediately and takes 1 e4 players out of the opemingn

grim edge
grim edge
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whos hotter

cobalt plover
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Never saw another line though

normal hatch
nova verge
arctic epoch
grim edge
wintry scarab
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@pallid plinth gg

peak plank
nova verge
peak plank
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you dont need to worry about going into what your opponent likes its okay

wintry scarab
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@pallid plinth I m going offline now

arctic epoch
peak plank
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its not all of chess

pallid plinth
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Anyone wanna play blitz???

supple imp
# cobalt plover Never saw another line though

When I was hating on the englund gambit (I was like 1500) a 1800 challenged me and he played 1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Qe7 and proceeded to butcher me cause 1 pawn misplaced wasn't enough for me to win

cobalt plover
forest quest
grim edge
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guys

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alekhine has higher win rate wtf

forest quest
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I was saying out of there opening.

peak plank
cobalt plover
supple imp
grim edge
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my friend sent me that ip address thing with bug in yt and thought i would believe is mine bro.

cobalt plover
forest quest
grim edge
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alekhine is good

forest quest
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To the Sicilian when it's widely known the Sicilian is the best response to 1 e4

peak plank
supple imp
supple imp
grim edge
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four pawns attack is cool though

arctic epoch
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What you the highest you can go without ever learning theory and openings

peak plank
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legit any

normal hatch
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The best response is e5

grim edge
cobalt plover
supple imp
grim edge
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But brooo in the alekhine four pawns the knight on b6 is so annoying cuz i cant move my light square bishop without losing c4

cobalt plover
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Then I changed into accelerated dragon

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It sounds cool and has less theory

grim edge
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And aggressive too

supple imp
normal hatch
peak plank
radiant ferry
grim edge
peak plank
supple imp
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@cobalt plover I have 56% win rate 11% draw rate 33% lose rate

forest quest
cobalt plover
grim edge
supple imp
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14% draw rate

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Wild I rarely ever lose with black

radiant ferry
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With black why not play the Nimzowitch?

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Hardly any theory!

grim edge
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Nc6 against e4 aint really smth

potent merlin
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My draw rate is 5%KEKW

peak plank
forest quest
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@peak plank Here's my question. Why are top master level players playing Sicilian, French, Carro, Scandi, etc at all if you think 1 e4, E5 is all that is needed?

winter ridge
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My stalemate rate is higher than draw probably

forest quest
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KID etc

peak plank
forest quest
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Modern

radiant ferry
supple imp
peak plank
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my draw rate OTB is like, 20%

forest quest
winter ridge
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c5 is easier to play for a win

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At their level e4 e4 will run into Berlin

grim edge
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If everyone just played e4 e5, it would be analyzed the shit out of and draws would be more common

potent merlin
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Maybe I should stop playing king's gambit but it's too fun

peak plank
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my original point is there is nothing wrong with playing e5

forest quest
normal hatch
radiant ferry
peak plank
radiant ferry
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That’s why I switched to the scandi, it works on all levels

grim edge
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Symmetry sucks balls

arctic epoch
peak plank
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e5 fights for the center

normal hatch
radiant ferry
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Yeah? So does d5?

supple imp
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The chess staff need to make it so that percentile tells you what percentile of players you are of players that played in the last month

forest quest
normal hatch
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e5 haters judging it without having tried it smh

grim edge
supple imp
radiant ferry
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D5 guarantees that white won’t get a good center ever

supple imp
normal hatch
forest quest
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Also things like hyper modern play where you.dont directly fight for the center with pawns is normal these days. We aren't playing 1800s romantic era chess only anymore.

peak plank
hasty iris
grim edge
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a6 op

hasty iris
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maybe mvl

winter ridge
peak plank
radiant ferry
radiant ferry
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Otherwise they steamroll you!

forest quest
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There are GMs that only play the modern for example

winter ridge
normal hatch
radiant ferry
normal hatch
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🚬

grim edge
radiant ferry
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Which is what we are!

grim edge
supple imp
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Wtf average rating in rapid is 650.21 elo 💀💀💀

peak plank
forest quest
# peak plank name one

I'm done talking to you. You seem to be missing my point altogether so what are we even debating lol. In your mind everybody should just play 1 e4 e5 or 2 d4, d5 every single chess game played lol

hasty iris
peak plank
grim edge
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guys

supple imp
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Apparently 62 million people play on cc

grim edge
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whats the biggest blunder yall done?

radiant ferry
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Can we all calm down please?

supple imp
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I'm top 25k stonks

grim edge
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how did i get trusted role

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:3

grim edge
supple imp
hasty iris
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true

grim edge
winter ridge
radiant ferry
grim edge
hasty iris
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im still surprised e6 is among top 4 most popular

supple imp
forest quest
winter ridge
forest quest
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When the Carro and French are objectively good.

hasty iris
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in master level games or what database? @grim edge

grim edge
peak plank
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scandi isnt.

radiant ferry
forest quest
grim edge
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what opening yall do

forest quest
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Look up you said they aren't good

peak plank
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also french is refuted at engine level but otherwise fine

radiant ferry
hasty iris
forest quest
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I named 3 options and you said all 3 are " not good"

radiant ferry
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Like the Dutch is

peak plank
grim edge
radiant ferry
grim edge
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Noice

radiant ferry
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I don’t think I’ll ever play Fobby Bisher 😛

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He’s dead for a start

grim edge
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Wtf

grim edge
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You're stupid

worn iceBOT
# upbeat viper https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91903185127?tab=review
Sergio_Zimnik (2056) vs. bastouraa (2089)

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Move List
1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Nc3 d5 5. e5 Nh5 6. Nd4 Qh4+ 7. Ke2 Ng3+ 8. hxg3 Qxh1 9. gxf4 Nc6 10. Nf3 Bg4 11. d4 Bb4 12. Bd2 Nxd4+ 13. Kd3 Nxf3 14. gxf3 Qxf3+ 15. Qxf3 Bxf3 16. Be2 Bxe2+ 17. Kxe2 Bxc3 18. Bxc3 O-O-O 19. Bd4 b6 20. Rg1 g6 21. b4 Rhe8 22. Kf3 h5 23. Bf2 d4 24. Bh4 Rd5 25. Rd1 c5 26. Ke4 Rd7 27. b5 Kb7 28. c3 d3 29. Rxd3 Rxd3 30. Kxd3 a6 31. bxa6+ Kxa6 32. Kc4 Re6 33. Bg5 Ka5 34. Kd5 Ka4 35. Kc4 Ka3 36. Kb5 Kxa2 37. Kc4 Kb2 
winter ridge
hasty iris
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why c5 is double e5 🤯

grim edge
upbeat viper
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another example of why the KG is bad

normal hatch
upbeat viper
radiant ferry
upbeat viper
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can go wrong soooo fast

upbeat viper
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anyway

forest quest
worn iceBOT
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

rapid Rapid: 2089 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 2000 (peak)
bullet Bullet: 2000 (peak)

upbeat viper
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new peak

peak plank
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100 elo tilt

upbeat viper
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nah

normal hatch
stable mirage
winter ridge
upbeat viper
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also should have won the previous game

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but gave a piece in 1

normal hatch
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Both are draws regardless

upbeat viper
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the guy stalemated me tho'

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so is ok

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:')

stable mirage
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lol lucky

upbeat viper
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ye

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but it was dead winning for me

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I just, idk

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gave a piece

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:')

silver patio
upbeat viper
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whatever

agile shadow
upbeat viper
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better draw than lose

silver patio
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fr

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i hung a rook today so i won't speak too much
but i won tho brilliant

forest quest
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Honestly feels so good being a 1 d4 player anyway and not dealing with Sicilian, Scandi, French, Carro, lol. Sure there are things like the benoni and englund gambit.

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But they actually suck objectively

grim edge
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:3c

radiant ferry
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The Benoni doesn’t

upbeat viper
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unless you really play the london

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smh

radiant ferry
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The Benoni is brilliant!

forest quest
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Idk bro benoni seems like a bad gambit if white just plays correct lol

peak plank
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idrc if my opponent plays the london because the london is so passive

upbeat viper
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pretty history

normal hatch
forest quest
peak plank
upbeat viper
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(don't mind the cheater guy, he got banned mid game)

radiant ferry
upbeat viper
forest quest
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Also I play more Queens gambit these days than London but keep the name for haters to cry

normal hatch
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d4 Nf6 Nc3 d5 Bf4 c5 and the Jobava is not a threatkekhold

upbeat viper
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c5 against the jobava brilliant

supple imp
upbeat viper
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shush

forest quest
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Levy ushered in the Vienna boys

upbeat viper
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anyway

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2 games

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and 2100

peak plank
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tilt

upbeat viper
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and then back to blitzland

radiant ferry
forest quest
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Man I hate blitz so much

random drum
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Damm. It's been a while. How are you Bast?

vestal stone
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I recently joined the server, I linked my Discord to Chess.com but I still can't talk in VC...
What's going on?

peak plank
radiant ferry
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The whole point of nf3 is to counter C5

winter ridge
upbeat viper
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D:

grim edge
#

blitz is very relaxing

winter ridge
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Bast iz cool

upbeat viper
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🤔

upbeat viper
#

exams this week

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going well so far

random drum
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good luck

upbeat viper
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smoll cs exam tomorrow

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like very small

cobalt plover
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Counter strike exam

random drum
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How was ur tourney bast?

upbeat viper
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then some arithmetics and linear algebra easy stuff on Thursday and done

random drum
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OTB one

upbeat viper
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free

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uuh

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4/7

cobalt plover
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Nice job

random drum
winter ridge
upbeat viper
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yeah last week

upbeat viper
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well I am

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completely ripped off a draw

random drum
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I have a doubt regarding a rule. can u clear that doubt bast?

upbeat viper
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the guy thought I had a dangerous queen despite being a piece down

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ye ?

faint hazel
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Hello friends.

upbeat viper
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btw

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uni artists

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:')

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some people are bored

normal hatch
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We love

upbeat viper
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lmao

faint hazel
random drum
# upbeat viper ye ?

(ignore the score)
My doubt is: People under the age of 13 are allowed on cc? Ig they should play on chesskid.

This kid is good at chess he is 1200+ at the age of 6

faint hazel
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you lost 12 times to him Stare

hasty iris
random drum
hasty iris
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6 years old 1200 nice

faint hazel