💬〡general-off-topic

[ashen matrix]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[faint hazel]

welcome.

[jagged minnow]

Me

What's your elo

[grim edge]

If anyone wants to play unrated hyper im down

[jagged minnow]

Fanum tax

[grim edge]

bro how do u get good at chess bro i play like 3+ hours

a day

[severe oxide]

sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler

[ashen matrix]

???

[grim edge]

so skibidi rizz in ohio

[jagged minnow]

You saw that too

[severe oxide]

bro plays chess but doeant know what elo is

[jagged minnow]

Chess rating

[ashen matrix]

195

[severe oxide]

ill play with u

[ashen matrix]

#4

in my division

[jagged minnow]

No I will play

[severe oxide]

leagues mean nothing

[jagged minnow]

He wouldn't last 5 minute against you

[severe oxide]

😔

I lost and now im a scrubby 1300

[ashen matrix]

ok

[severe oxide]

i needa win some more games

[severe oxide]

whats ur username

[jagged minnow]

I lost and now I am 760

I was 815

[ashen matrix]

ItsDiquin_10 from Peru

[jagged minnow]

I will spectate

[faint hazel]

hmm

[peak plank]

im down for a quick one

[severe oxide]

challenge sent

[jagged minnow]

I wouldn't last 2 minute against you

[peak plank]

then why ask

[jagged minnow]

Blitz?

[peak plank]

ok fine

[severe oxide]

i only have time for 1 game coz im in class ):

@ashen matrix u gonna accept

[normal hatch]

You wont last a minute playing this game

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/3ozNJ @jagged minnow

[sharp thicket]

THE ROOKKKKKK

[peak plank]

I dont trust anyone else sending links

[severe oxide]

rizz

[jagged minnow]

https://play.chess.com/iCgAF

[peak plank]

I sent a link alredy

[digital phoenix]

thats ironic

[jagged minnow]

Link doesn't work

[peak plank]

I dont turst you for links

[jagged minnow]

Some glitch in my device

Lol

[digital phoenix]

literally no reason not to

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/F3gBp this one or no games

[sharp thicket]

Rate my brilliant

[peak plank]

the amount of rated links ive come across is... too many

[faint hazel]

no

[sharp thicket]

But its a brilliantttt

[jagged minnow]

Just give me your username I will send you invite igm

[faint hazel]

but no

[sharp thicket]

And I saced the rook

[ashen matrix]

i am noob xd

[faint hazel]

sacked*

[severe oxide]

@ashen matrix gg

[jagged minnow]

You are the closest person to 100 elo that I have ever met

[primal fern]

@grim edge

[arctic epoch]

Hey when I try doing a puzzle here the image is all broken it wasn't like that before what do I do

[severe oxide]

whyd u move the knight a blunder queen

[severe oxide]

cry

[jagged minnow]

Nah it's not rated and even if it was it till me who loses

I am only 760

[arctic epoch]

😩

[severe oxide]

let me farm you 🥱

[ashen matrix]

is good or bad? xd

[jagged minnow]

BAD

[arctic epoch]

Good

[severe oxide]

very bad

[ashen matrix]

:"v

[arctic epoch]

It means you are one of the top 100 players

[ashen matrix]

lol

[severe oxide]

I needa get my blitz to 1200

[faint hazel]

bluds cunfoozled

[arctic epoch]

Somebody help

[ashen matrix]

LOL

[normal hatch]

Play fast. It intimidates them

[ashen matrix]

don't worry

i need practice

[digital phoenix]

take the bishop bruv

[ashen matrix]

Is any of you called Disgufr in chess?

[peak plank]

ok gg

[jagged minnow]

Yes I am

[peak plank]

tbh I forgot the queen gaurds h-pawn

[ashen matrix]

:0 xd

[jagged minnow]

It was not me

[peak plank]

so thought I could skewer to get it back

[peak plank]

I know.

[jagged minnow]

Disgufr

[digital phoenix]

ba dum tss

[jagged minnow]

Send challenge igm

[peak plank]

nah gtg

[arctic epoch]

Where the hell did the puzzle channel go I need help I don't know how to use discord

[digital phoenix]

im surprised i beat u lmao i think its easier to win when ur 1100

[jagged minnow]

#🧩〡daily-puzzle

[jagged minnow]

😦

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play

[agile iron]

Not me

Im in school rn

[grim edge]

i can play unrated hyper if ur down

[sharp sundial]

I can but unrated

Unless you are 1800

They go sweaty mode

[digital phoenix]

1800s suck\

[sharp sundial]

Lmao

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-you-sure-about-that-gif-22429959

[digital phoenix]

yes

[glossy radish]

gn chat

[sharp sundial]

That's violence

No silence

[grim edge]

Silence

Give money to fide and chess.com

[sharp sundial]

Lmao

[grim edge]

sell your kidney

[sharp sundial]

What elo are you

[grim edge]

2100

[sharp sundial]

911

[clever quest]

I finally hit 1000 elo

[sharp sundial]

Dude me too

Coincidence

[grim edge]

I am 1200

[sharp sundial]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

412

[sharp sundial]

😂😂

[clever quest]

let's goo

[sharp sundial]

That's the lowest elo I have ever seen

Or heard

[jagged minnow]

Woah

[bright eagle]

anyone rated around 1000 in bullet, here?

[sharp sundial]

Me

[grim edge]

Me

[bright eagle]

wanna help me test a bot in bullet?

[sharp sundial]

Noo

[grim edge]

I am 1200 bullet ,167 rapid and 500 blitz

[digital phoenix]

Me

[sharp sundial]

I m fineee

[grim edge]

No rapid is very bad

[graceful lintel]

Real

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Play me bullet

Bullet > rapid

[arctic epoch]

What about knives

[bright eagle]

🤨

🔫

Where were you when I needed you to actually test something

[pallid plinth]

I play london

[grim edge]

I trolled on chess 💀

Its a lightning?

[sharp sundial]

I play ru looez

[digital phoenix]

leave

[pallid plinth]

No

[faint hazel]

yes

[pallid plinth]

No

[sharp sundial]

Decent opening

[faint hazel]

yes

[pallid plinth]

No

[faint hazel]

yes

[digital phoenix]

no

[pallid plinth]

Mo

[sharp sundial]

Ngl London is kinda underrated

[digital phoenix]

underrated are u on drugs

[pallid plinth]

No

[lament jacinth]

People who play London get 0 uh something

[pallid plinth]

I got ur mom

[faint hazel]

fr tho

[digital phoenix]

u need therapy

[faint hazel]

I know.

[sharp sundial]

Ya it's such a solid opening these guys don't know how to play chess

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-thanos-pointing-low-tier-god-gif-18381725592509209397 <@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Hoe you play the london opening? 💀

[sharp sundial]

U need to play checkers

[digital phoenix]

ur right i should get advice from an 1100 rated

[sharp sundial]

Yep

You r nyoobs

[grim edge]

Teach me london? 😭🙏

[sharp sundial]

Bet I can defeat u with London?

[digital phoenix]

come

[sharp sundial]

Ok

[grim edge]

I dont recall this 💀

[faint hazel]

[digital phoenix]

@sharp sundial https://play.chess.com/QgXKY

[lament jacinth]

The London is utter garbage but I wouldn't say it's the worst opening

[pallid plinth]

Retti

[sharp sundial]

Wait I have to dnd chess.com mobile

Give me a sec

[graceful lintel]

Blitz?

[digital phoenix]

not taking that from a rainbow pawn

[lament jacinth]

If it's so good why are you still 1400

[stable mirage]

nyaaa

[graceful lintel]

Hiiii

[stable mirage]

hi kitten

[graceful lintel]

Hi how's it going

[digital phoenix]

can u beat me

[graceful lintel]

It's not fair 💀

[stable mirage]

good, how bout u

[digital phoenix]

there u go

[graceful lintel]

Oh nice
I'm alr kinda hungry

[sharp sundial]

I sent challenge

[digital phoenix]

to who

[stable mirage]

lol

[digital phoenix]

oh i saw

wheres the london smh

[sharp sundial]

I can't play London like this

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[graceful lintel]

Imma eat smth

[digital phoenix]

dont play london and ull be 2000

[jagged minnow]

Ikr

[stable mirage]

whatcha gonna eat

[jagged minnow]

Painninnass

[teal herald]

@digital phoenix can I play London with you? Although I always play e4

[graceful lintel]

Play London you'll be good as ding

[digital phoenix]

sure after this game

[jagged minnow]

Nah London good

[digital phoenix]

delusional

[graceful lintel]

Water

[stable mirage]

mm my favorite food

[grim edge]

Or someone

[stable mirage]

nah not now

[grim edge]

369IQ

[graceful lintel]

Ye it tastes good

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

probably

[inland kraken]

got a brilliant 😎

[bright folio]

same

[stable mirage]

got a best move 😎

[graceful lintel]

Real

[inland kraken]

its real

[stable mirage]

nah don’t need it

[digital phoenix]

i can replicate that so no

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[stable mirage]

system is that broken

[stable mirage]

you could probably even do better

[grim edge]

she said she hungry

[digital phoenix]

dont have the patience

[stable mirage]

the opening was sloppy and I didn’t go past the opening

[torpid badge]

Having a bad day

[stable mirage]

yeah fair it’s kind of boring and pointless

[bright folio]

skill issue

[flat gyro]

cant you go custom position farm rampaging rooks and kamikaze queens

[stable mirage]

yeah could get an extra few hundred with that

with the right setup

[jagged minnow]

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren

[flat gyro]

oh no

[digital phoenix]

clean

[grim edge]

Omg dude I swear I feel ya, can relate
Went from 1100 to 950

[flat gyro]

what have you done

[sharp sundial]

I don't know if that was just me that wasent london

That was just me blundering

[digital phoenix]

london wont help

[grim edge]

Nope

[sharp sundial]

Whatever u won't realise

[flat gyro]

realize what

[digital phoenix]

how dogshit london is

[stable mirage]

even worked on levy

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play?

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren ?

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1164726644020346980/image0.png?ex=65444337&is=6531ce37&hm=d82bdc50aa8eb5fe5a89ba0d748e77f27c75e2d7ad792b3f95de758d087ac6f2&

[raw meadow]

She gets it

[pallid plinth]

Bro why is ur or his king out there by itself lmao

[raw meadow]

LIZZYS IN A BOX

[digital phoenix]

not that again

[stable mirage]

she’s a strong independent woman

[raw meadow]

Hi lasagna

[pallid plinth]

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

h

[raw meadow]

It's practically our greeting at this point lmao

How u been chief

[digital phoenix]

higher rated than before thats about it

[raw meadow]

So from GM to super gm ? Goated per usual

[young sigil]

What?

Is that true?

[novel flint]

.

[raw meadow]

You don't know who lasagna is ??

[novel flint]

ye whos lasagna fr

[raw meadow]

In 2022 he achieved gm status arguably one of the best players in this discord and in his state

This year he obtained the title of super gm

Undefeated nationally and almost internationally

[novel flint]

damn

[raw meadow]

@digital phoenix tell em bout it

[inland kraken]

why chesscom giving me 1500's??

[novel flint]

dont flex

[inland kraken]

no need of a minimum of 1800

because one game give me +3 - 13???

[digital phoenix]

hidden

[young sigil]

JIMÉNEZ

[inland kraken]

so i need to gain +9 to improve

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix !trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-wanted-walking-walk-into-chat-walking-into-chat-knowing-no-one-wanted-me-there-dead-chat-gif-21279558

[graceful lintel]

Real

[supple imp]

Ye but that's stupid, higher rated players don't want to play against lower rated ones

[inland kraken]

yeah but i am playing against ultra low

[inland kraken]

atleast give me equal

[hallow gate]

he gets it

[supple imp]

Then just do -25

[raw meadow]

hi aes

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[restive storm]

don't be afraid to play a rated game

sure

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013546

[graceful lintel]

He just probably left the planet Earth
And living in Neptune ig

[restive storm]

also applies to me

[faint hazel]

||who else feeling lazy?||

[graceful lintel]

Not me

[stable mirage]

UwU

[young sigil]

Hi

[faint hazel]

na Uranus

[graceful lintel]

Yea 🥹
Suffering from success

[graceful lintel]

Uranus

[faint hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/876182088309702756.gif?size=48&name=VibingYellowDude&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1993 (1994 peak)
Blitz: 1707 (peak)
Bullet: 1659 (1740 peak)

[graceful lintel]

U were literally 1700s yesterday

Probably

[faint hazel]

no roblox chess only.

[graceful lintel]

U ain't surviving

Probably idk

Nvm

[molten saffron]

hi ppl

[faint hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/876182088309702756.gif?size=48&name=VibingYellowDude&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

Oh my bad

[buoyant glacier]

imagine being a 1700 but never deliver a en passant mate

[graceful lintel]

Real

[stable mirage]

OwO :3

[graceful lintel]

UWU :3333

[buoyant glacier]

is it rare?

[digital phoenix]

oh shit

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/rule47-no-uwu-gif-24810376

[graceful lintel]

crazy

[little elm]

i have done en passant mate once

[digital phoenix]

oh shit pt.2

[little elm]

in almost 50k games

[sharp sundial]

Bro had enough

[supple imp]

I have less than 2k rapid games and less than 3k in total

[sharp sundial]

Bro is too tired for king f2

[graceful lintel]

I have 387 rapid games overall and 993 overall games

[sharp sundial]

I m still nub

[graceful lintel]

U made this 💀

[sharp sundial]

So nvm

[hallow gate]

hi chiruu

[graceful lintel]

I see no difference

crazy

[pallid plinth]

1797 games all time in rapid

[little elm]

i have 20000+ ultra games on lichess

[sharp sundial]

Kinda true ngl just less blunders

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[sharp sundial]

I m 600 bullet

On lichess

[graceful lintel]

Don't play Blitz

[wispy flare]

https://play.chess.com/iEzHy

[graceful lintel]

Don't send rated game link again

[wispy flare]

Why do you scare?

[pallid plinth]

Trying to get better at blitz

[grim edge]

ola

[graceful lintel]

Nop even if I win I won't get any ratings that's how bad u r

[graceful lintel]

Will try

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[sharp sundial]

There is the 600 you were talking about

Jeez 1200s sucks( we)

[graceful lintel]

Sac it

[sharp sundial]

I won already

Lemme show how worse it got

[graceful lintel]

Oh nice

[toxic valley]

[supple imp]

Aren't you the only 1200 here?

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[sharp sundial]

Lmao ez gg

[graceful lintel]

[supple imp]

Wtf is Rfb1

[graceful lintel]

Ggs

[sharp sundial]

Yaaaaaaaa very important move

[graceful lintel]

Beyond ur understanding

[sharp sundial]

You don't know value of 1 pawn

Its more than one

[graceful lintel]

Wanna play blitz?

[supple imp]

You could've just plat Ra2

And gone of a kebab on the 6th rank

[sharp sundial]

Ra2 disconnects rooks

[pallid plinth]

Sure

[sharp sundial]

Sometimes stockfish gives me a inaccuracies

[graceful lintel]

Complicated chat

[supple imp]

You don't need connected rooks if you know how to not hang them

[graceful lintel]

Imma send u link in dms

[pallid plinth]

Just challenge me thrasher7230

[sharp sundial]

Ya that's the problem😅

[supple imp]

Average 1200

[sharp sundial]

What

[supple imp]

Clearly edited but ok

[sharp sundial]

Ya

[sharp sundial]

Ok

[supple imp]

You nearly believed him for a sec

[toxic valley]

Bullet moment

[sharp sundial]

That's not stalemate

[sharp sundial]

Shh🤫

He dosent know

[raw meadow]

HRU

[hallow gate]

im good, u?

[raw meadow]

Midterms tmr pretty sleepy

[toxic valley]

It is better to sacrifice pieces to do many checks as possible as you can in bullet if you have lower pieces but enemy has lower time

[hallow gate]

good luck with them

[raw meadow]

Ty ty

[hallow gate]

youll do fine

[raw meadow]

Still ass at chess 😭

[hallow gate]

get good sleep

[raw meadow]

It's for my mandarin class so

[hallow gate]

its ok eventually

[raw meadow]

Asking for too much

LMAO

[hallow gate]

go sleep.

[raw meadow]

You remember how late I always be up ra

[supple imp]

Till this day I didn't know your rating lol

[raw meadow]

@supple imp your name looks familiar

[hallow gate]

300 ish

[raw meadow]

200

[supple imp]

It is

[hallow gate]

rounded ho

[raw meadow]

1600 on my alt but I haven't grinded it yet

[supple imp]

Wild

[hallow gate]

up

[raw meadow]

It's like 217

Or something

[hallow gate]

oh nvm

[supple imp]

Bro bout to go on the wildest losing streak

[toxic valley]

Getting brillants are easier than i thought

[raw meadow]

Not really 💀

[grand badge]

@raw meadow IM?

[raw meadow]

HEY

[toxic valley]

It is not even edited

[hallow gate]

ehe

[hallow gate]

isnt that just a skewer

[raw meadow]

Have you read swolemates

[hallow gate]

bo

[raw meadow]

Webtoon

[toxic valley]

It pinned queen to rook with killing protected knight at same time

[hallow gate]

no

[raw meadow]

Previously

[raw meadow]

Damn

OH UH

Maybe meant to be finished 😭

[hallow gate]

WAIT WHAT

[raw meadow]

I'm so sad

[hallow gate]

IM NOT UP TO DATE

[raw meadow]

READ IT

[hallow gate]

DONT SPOIL

[raw meadow]

It's really good

[hallow gate]

YEAH IK

[raw meadow]

They both die in a car accident and get isekaid

Kidding 😼

[hallow gate]

you better pray youre sleeping when i come to your bedroom

[raw meadow]

NO I WANNA BE AWAKE SO YOU CAN TEACH ME CHESS

[hallow gate]

nuh uh

[raw meadow]

NUH UH WTF

Naw play me

[supple imp]

Dawg I left for 1 minute what happened

[raw meadow]

Rapid

[sharp sundial]

Oh no whats going on here

[raw meadow]

After I finish munching this food

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[hallow gate]

nothing

[stable mirage]

uwu

[raw meadow]

No

[sharp sundial]

DRAW DOWN DA RUK

LETS FRICKYING GOOOO

Qh1+

Lol ez 1

Ya same thing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1508 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[grim edge]

Hello

[sharp sundial]

Black still won on time

Why poop😔

Oh wait meme channel

[grim edge]

:3c

T

[fluid burrow]

the london system is very decent i must say

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-stan-twitter-gif-27256531

[graceful lintel]

Can we play later? @pallid plinth

Sorry 🥹🥹

[pallid plinth]

Sure but I'm going to sleep soon

Yg

[graceful lintel]

Ohk gn

[pallid plinth]

Add me tho

[graceful lintel]

In cc?

[pallid plinth]

Yea I think u already did mb

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/daily/558407817?tab=review&move=90

[worn ice]

1cbb (1737) vs. cellen01 (1561)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e5 6. Ndb5 d6 7. Bg5 a6 8. Na3 b5 9. Bxf6 gxf6 10. Nd5 f5 11. Bxb5 axb5 12. Nxb5 Qa5+ 13. c3 Rb8 14. Nbc7+ Kd8 15. Qh5 Rxb2 16. Qxf7 Be7 17. O-O Qxc7 18. Nxc7 Kxc7 19. Rab1 Rxb1 20. Rxb1 fxe4 21. Rb3 Bd7 22. a4 Ra8 23. Qc4 h5 24. Qxe4 Be6 25. Rb5 d5 26. Qc2 Bd6 27. Qb3 Ra7 28. Qb1 Rxa4 29. Rb7+ Kc8 30. Rh7 Bd7 31. Rxh5 Kc7 32. Rh7 d4 33. cxd4 exd4 34. Qd1 Rc4 35. g4 Bf4 36. Qd3 Rc5 37. Rf7 Bd6 38. Rh7 Rc3 39. Qf5 Be7 40. Qf4+ Bd6 41. Qf5 Be7 42. Rxe7 Rc1+ 43. Kg2 Nxe7 44. Qf4+ Kd8 45. Qxc1 Bxg4 46. [Qf4] 

[honest sail]

anyone else just hate fat people

[graceful lintel]

I don't think there is smth wrong with them

[honest sail]

isnt it very unhealthy

[stable mirage]

:3

[random drum]

#〘📝〙rules

[severe oxide]

real

[fossil forge]

It's bad for them

Being fat is bad for them but it doesn't concern us

[graceful lintel]

@fresh wind
Didn't pinged server mods bc Idk if it's appropriate for this server or not

[honest sail]

just looking out for them thats all

[fossil forge]

Don't hate on them tho

[graceful lintel]

U actually don't have any rights to say that

[honest sail]

y not it brings many health risks

[graceful lintel]

Isn't it totally up to them

[fossil forge]

Don't hate let them deal with it

[severe oxide]

i hate lizzo

[graceful lintel]

I mean I can't just hate u because ur piece of shit at chess u barely know how to move pieces

Ur literally 500-999 which is second lowest rating section

[lament jacinth]

Dont hate them but I think people who embrace their "fatness" are in the wrong. And anyone who's fat should try and work to have a healthy body!

[honest sail]

whys bro mad you gotta be fat or smth 😭

[grim edge]

No

[graceful lintel]

No I'm not I'm around 53 kgs

[indigo fulcrum]

Does someone wanna see the pretty checkmate?

[graceful lintel]

Sure

[lament jacinth]

Heavy

[honest sail]

go 10 minute rapid

[indigo fulcrum]

I got it tonight! I was so proud I posted it on my Instagram lol

[severe oxide]

how tall are you

[graceful lintel]

I ain't wasting my time on 500 rated

[graceful lintel]

5'9

[grim edge]

Let’s see 👀

[honest sail]

Yeah than shut up actual monkey

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[indigo fulcrum]

Is it pretty?

[honest sail]

go for it

[lament jacinth]

U have to be anorexic 😭

[severe oxide]

i’m actually 4’11” and 200kg 🥱

[grim edge]

I’m the tallest here shush

[lament jacinth]

NoME

[graceful lintel]

No

[severe oxide]

i bet 99 thousand dollars i’m taller than you

[grim edge]

😱

[boreal cosmos]

No ur not

[grim edge]

Hand it over

[sharp sundial]

Bro overused meme

[severe oxide]

im 6’6”

[graceful lintel]

Idk at this point

[grim edge]

I’m 8’9

[severe oxide]

false

[graceful lintel]

Okay what's ur username

[grim edge]

Give me the money

[honest sail]

Bro is built like this at 5'9 and tryna talk shit 😭

[lament jacinth]

Im actually 4 ft 10

[sharp sundial]

Bro thinks that meme funny☠️

[indigo fulcrum]

8'9"???

[grim edge]

Yep

[supple imp]

You weigh a little less than me

[indigo fulcrum]

Do you mean like 89 centimeters

[grim edge]

Nope

[lament jacinth]

Imagine not being 4 ft 10

[honest sail]

dm me a challenge link

[indigo fulcrum]

Did no one see my checkmate 😔

[stable mirage]

imagine getting picked up by someone of average height

[grim edge]

I bet you can reach the top drawer cuz ur so tall

[supple imp]

With a ladder*

[grim edge]

🙄

[lament jacinth]

HEY NOW

IM TALL OK

[supple imp]

Sure you are buddy

Believe in what you want

[sharp sundial]

Every opening ranked in 6seconds (throws in dustbin) they are all equally garbage

[grim edge]

You’re supa doopa tall

[supple imp]

Nah

Egg on top

[viral epoch]

has

[grim edge]

I just moved my thumb

[lament jacinth]

I must say you're more than wrong

[severe oxide]

sodium attack >

[nimble niche]

guess what my opponent played here

[honest sail]

im lagging

[grim edge]

Ok but you owe me £99,000

[sharp sundial]

Guess who held ur family hostage

[severe oxide]

nah

[graceful lintel]

nah ur shit

[grim edge]

Yes ur short

[honest sail]

skill issue do rapid

[supple imp]

Queen takes

[lament jacinth]

you're all short

[severe oxide]

qxd6?

[grim edge]

Give money 🤑🤑🤑

[nimble niche]

no

[stable mirage]

prove it shorty

[indigo fulcrum]

Omg a fellow Ding supporter!

[severe oxide]

bxd6

[lament jacinth]

How

[graceful lintel]

Bru u literally Blundered Knight on move no 4 I ain't wasting my time on a 500 rated shitty player

[supple imp]

You must be on the good stuff today

[nimble niche]

no, but it's arguably even more stupid

[stable mirage]

picture with your height somehow

[nimble niche]

no

[honest sail]

I was lagging get that through your thick skull

hate 1000 rateds that think they good

[lament jacinth]

SuspIcious

[graceful lintel]

1600 nerd

[fresh wind]

not sure why you couldn't ping the Server Mod role rather than just me?

[grim edge]

I will get a picture to prove I’m 8’9

[graceful lintel]

I really didn't knew it
It was appreciated or not

[nimble niche]

someone's coping

[severe oxide]

ur just shit

[supple imp]

Only 8'9?

[stable mirage]

ok take a picture of you reaching the top shelf or something

[indigo fulcrum]

Umm what did he play Ding fan?

[lament jacinth]

Cause he's worried that L pings are gonna get hated on by the mods

[graceful lintel]

I really didn't knew it
It was appreciated or not
So I thought instead of pinging every single mod just ping single
Sorry for ping 😔

[loud haven]

Hii

[honest sail]

leave the server to make up for your mistakes

[indigo fulcrum]

Hey Magnus! :)

[nimble niche]

ok nobody's ever gonna guess it so here you go

[graceful lintel]

Stfu 500 rated no one's talking to you
Ur existence doesn't even matter

[digital phoenix]

damn

[loud haven]

I feel sad after losing to a 2500

[honest sail]

damn u got me

[indigo fulcrum]

How come he played that?

[digital phoenix]

bro suddenly became a snitch

[stable mirage]

chill kitten

[supple imp]

Tf

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids, aggression

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

why are you asking me?

[digital phoenix]

server mids

[loud haven]

How to get trusted role?

[stable jungle]

@loud haven connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[graceful lintel]

Sorry

[grim edge]

I can’t post pictures 😭😭😭

[indigo fulcrum]

Who else would I ask? No one else was anywhere near related to the game 🥲

[stable mirage]

shhhh it’s okay

[indigo fulcrum]

Maybe they are your friend

[graceful lintel]

Ty 🫂

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth check DMs

[lament jacinth]

Ok

[supple imp]

I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

[nimble niche]

maybe he was tired so he thought his knight was protected or perhaps he got a bit tilted and played Ne5 as soon as he saw it without checking

[indigo fulcrum]

That movie is so scary!

[indigo fulcrum]

Oh yeah that would make sense!

[graceful lintel]

What's the name

[indigo fulcrum]

Akira

[honest drift]

Guys is 1000 puzzles good

[stable mirage]

killjoy

[severe oxide]

now that’s wild

[graceful lintel]

Oh ty

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth you saw proof I’m 8’9?

[graceful lintel]

Real

[lament jacinth]

NO

[supple imp]

Mate if you're 8'9 I'm shaq

[indigo fulcrum]

It's an older Japanese movie. It is a metaphor for post WW2 Japan!

[grim edge]

Anything’s possible

[graceful lintel]

The only guy who has n word pass

[indigo fulcrum]

Valorant!

[severe oxide]

ICP slipknot id like to give a shout out to linkin park Limp bizkit i love y’all people i did it for the nookie

[loud haven]

[graceful lintel]

Oh ty for info!

[stable mirage]

trash game but indeed valorant

[graceful lintel]

Sed story

[indigo fulcrum]

You're welcome. I would never watch those because I'm scared of movies with lots of violence. But my boyfriend like forced me lol

[indigo fulcrum]

I think it's okay not as good as some other games tho

[graceful lintel]

Imma watch it 💀

[digital phoenix]

i hate killjoy

[grim edge]

I can prove it

[stable mirage]

nah too high on the luck scale

[indigo fulcrum]

Why :(

[digital phoenix]

cant enter site for shit

[jagged minnow]

They call me agent 000

[digital phoenix]

and then on ascent i have to go a every time

[indigo fulcrum]

Because of the first bullet randomness?

[graceful lintel]

[supple imp]

Sure you can

[stable mirage]

sure

[indigo fulcrum]

Just don't go lane go long!

[stable mirage]

if it isn’t 100% skill it sucks

[indigo fulcrum]

Heyy

[digital phoenix]

well blame the duelist for everything

[stable mirage]

yeah the whole team rushing stairs is annoying asf

[indigo fulcrum]

So trueeeee!

[digital phoenix]

im just there to spam abilities

[indigo fulcrum]

^^^^^^^^

[digital phoenix]

dude everyone turns breach flash

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080055289228840960/1166256229245521930/image0.jpg?ex=6549d3c1&is=65375ec1&hm=a375d8bcba669d49fbb083c5eb907c54bbf13dc51a5886448a32385f47559184&

[severe oxide]

nugette the type of guy to say guys you might wanna see this, in a horror movie

[digital phoenix]

reported

with a good duelist only

otherwise ur utility is gonna just go to waste

[indigo fulcrum]

Someone lost their Pocket sage

[stable mirage]

sad day

[digital phoenix]

i feel like if i create a new account i might place plat

[stable mirage]

I feel like if I made a new account I would place silver

(Im plat)

[indigo fulcrum]

New account I would place iron 1 frfr

[digital phoenix]

sounds about right

[loud haven]

@stable mirage are you in levy server?

[digital phoenix]

the plat who keeps on dying to my sova odin spam

[loud haven]

I seem to know you

[stable mirage]

nah just Levi’s server

[stable mirage]

sadg

[loud haven]

Wdym?

[stable mirage]

also fade > sova

[digital phoenix]

im more used to sova

more info

[stable mirage]

mm fair

[supple imp]

Not playing valorant > valorant

[stable mirage]

true

I’ve stopped for a bit

and gotten a lot worse

my aim is so bad I’m not even moving pieces to the right squares half the time

[digital phoenix]

cs helps train val aim

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1166163779021709422/image.png?ex=65497da7&is=653708a7&hm=ff345974397792f9f26f23f964af1326f6993c5143ebde012b6a501884243fd0&

[severe oxide]

copped this bad boy

[digital phoenix]

now u just need it on an x

ill redownload by end of this week

[stable mirage]

don’t

[digital phoenix]

they changed every map layout when i quit

[stable mirage]

you missed an agent, a map, and a bunch of changes

[jagged minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[digital phoenix]

did they do anything to astra

[graceful lintel]

M2

[stable mirage]

Rc2

[graceful lintel]

[honest drift]

Blundering the rook in 1 move

[hasty trail]

I'm new but I'd take the thing that goes sideways wi5h the thing castle and win

[honest drift]

So many <600 rated players oh my god

[stable mirage]

sunset

ur talking about lotus so no

[snow zephyr]

Yo guys

[hasty trail]

Hey man I'm new

[digital phoenix]

how does the map look like

[graceful lintel]

Real

[honest drift]

Oh you guys talking bout valo?

[snow zephyr]

I got a question

[stable mirage]

horrible

[digital phoenix]

also did they bring back breeze

[graceful lintel]

Shinobu

[stable mirage]

everything about this game is horrible

sunset and breeze suck

hate the map pool

[hasty trail]

Mad cuz bad

[severe oxide]

cs2 superior

[digital phoenix]

i have viper lineups memorized for breeze

[stable mirage]

indeed

[honest drift]

Last time I played valo was 2021

:/

[hasty trail]

What's valo

[stable mirage]

don’t come back

[snow zephyr]

Which car below is more sexy/ actually worth 60k?

[honest drift]

Yeah not on my radar

[stable mirage]

oh at least icebox isn’t in the pool

[graceful lintel]

It's almost impossible to read ur bio

[snow zephyr]

Answer the question plz

[stable mirage]

why is your text white

[honest drift]

Both look good but the left one is better,

[graceful lintel]

What's the question

[snow zephyr]

Scroll up

[hasty trail]

Now that is ur problem mines perfect

[stable mirage]

yeah it looks fine for me

[graceful lintel]

Black one

[graceful lintel]

[sharp sundial]

Ya it is perfect

[hasty trail]

It might be bc hea on iPhone

[snow zephyr]

Wait how when the challenger looks much less sporty and less attractive plus the left one looks like a cousin to the lambo especially with those doors how can someone choose the grey challenger it’s so boring compared to the bmw

[hasty trail]

I beat someone with 700 elo

Ye now u all go quite

[severe oxide]

700s ain’t very good

[hasty trail]

It is for someone new

[graceful lintel]

Sometimes simple things r better(btw totally up to you which one u like)

[hasty trail]

STOP STALKING MY PROFILE

[graceful lintel]

💀

[hasty trail]

YE MAN

[sharp sundial]

He wanted so see it?

[hasty trail]

NO

[stable mirage]

they sent it here cuz they agree with everything in the bio

[graceful lintel]

Oh understandable

[sharp sundial]

Wait I was using light mode

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1165862266424541314/image0.jpg?ex=654864d8&is=6535efd8&hm=4e33a35733bfd652d85d3216d283ae6b18f8cab691885389046e1b8087aa27a6&

[sharp sundial]

Hope nobody cares ABT that

[graceful lintel]

💀

[severe oxide]

starky would destroy your life

[sharp sundial]

My brother is that you

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1165476990166507560/image0.jpg?ex=6546fe07&is=65348907&hm=a77df6898949118f15e3ead49e6bfcc55696b090c2c8d2b30be367083b7fe4ed&

[graceful lintel]

old ss

[buoyant leaf]

[sharp sundial]

Still classic

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1164268663138947142/image0.jpg?ex=654298b0&is=653023b0&hm=4b59bdfb0c6b2ea2abdad4f2692e4a5a374613aad37ef89eee29ddd6586622a3&

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[sharp sundial]

Wtf u built

Catgirls are garbage

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1162245967098151012/image.png?ex=65447768&is=65320268&hm=0fdb201539f774764a3ec55daf4286783982d166078fd50c1465037d6467258b&

[stable mirage]

you too

[graceful lintel]

Spitting brilliant moves

[sharp sundial]

As long as catgirls are garbage i will take that

[graceful lintel]

💀

[sharp sundial]

They are cringe af

Looks are cringe on first place

[stable mirage]

(why am I wasting my time)

[sharp sundial]

That's a great move ngl

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1160290595097563156/image.png

[fossil forge]

tomboys are better than catgirls

[stable mirage]

femboys are better than humans

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1149051895948779662/image0.jpg?ex=65429bf8&is=653026f8&hm=5f8da91f374bd9503fcea3212ceea962755c0b9ff9d1b29c47b84e89a961643c&

[fossil forge]

I actually thought astolfo was a girl at first

Astolfo is 🔥

[toxic valley]

Can you count how many total rooks did gothamchess sacrificed

[stable mirage]

there’s some pretty good…

uh

stuff

[fossil forge]

Bigger is not always better

I learnt that the hard way 😩

[digital phoenix]

ok gay

[fossil forge]

I'm not gay

[digital phoenix]

cap

[fossil forge]

I can't be gay

Unless I become trans

[stable mirage]

according to professor lando liking femboys isn’t completely gay

[digital phoenix]

what are u on

[limber quarry]

sup

[fossil forge]

Reality

[stable mirage]

3d plane of existence

[fossil forge]

Imagine having a water bottle in-between ur legs

Can't be me

[stable mirage]

mmmm cold water

[buoyant leaf]

hi

[stable mirage]

freezing

[fossil forge]

I'm talking about milk bottles

[severe oxide]

ain’t u 13

[fossil forge]

Uhm

Maybe?

[sharp sundial]

Ummm

Take that as yes

[limber quarry]

juz wondering what ur time zone were why u always online at the afternoons and sometimes even until midnight 4am at my time (it's 4pm rn gmt+8)

[fossil forge]

Bro u can check urself

[sharp sundial]

Skull

[hasty trail]

Guys be careful @limber quarry is under 13

[fossil forge]

Imagine being able to stand up and pee

[fossil forge]

Why isn't he banned

[fluid burrow]

w logic

[sharp sundial]

Umm wrong guy he means to refer me

[limber quarry]

lmao imagine

[fossil forge]

Ah alr

[hasty trail]

Ye this guy

[limber quarry]

how do u know stuff that idk lmao

[hasty trail]

Thank you man

[fossil forge]

The hormones at 1am is crazy

[sharp sundial]

I'm BlOcKiNg YoU

[hasty trail]

Man ur underage not me

[digital phoenix]

ur about me itself shows ur under 12

[sharp sundial]

ThAtS iT

[limber quarry]

https://media.tenor.com/gfdaMkYt_vMAAAAM/callanambulance-calltheambulance.gif

[sharp sundial]

Who said that words lmao

[fossil forge]

@sharp sundial do u play Roblox still 💀

[sharp sundial]

Cry baby

[digital phoenix]

oh roblox player? yeah below 12

[limber quarry]

bro pulled out uno reverse xdd

[fossil forge]

I don't anymore

[sharp sundial]

I am acting like @hasty trail

[fossil forge]

I am acting like a sociopath irl

Nvm I don't need to act

[sharp sundial]

Dude I have minecraft 1:39 speedeun any%

Idk what's roblox

[digital phoenix]

who wants neeeeeetro

[sharp sundial]

1hour 39mins*

[fossil forge]

me plz

[digital phoenix]

discord.gift/solongsucker

[limber quarry]

me

[fossil forge]

discord.gift/imcravingford

[digital phoenix]

damn ford the car

[sharp sundial]

Ok

[frosty oriole]

bruh chess.com is partnering with an lgbtq community? really? wth is this

im out

[sharp sundial]

What

[frosty oriole]

i aint gonna be here no more

[digital phoenix]

thats the 3rd time ive seen that

[sharp sundial]

Lichess now

[digital phoenix]

but yeah i get ur point

[frosty oriole]

im moving to lichess.

[digital phoenix]

thats even worse

[fossil forge]

I still have a year's worth of diamond sadly

[digital phoenix]

mfs had their pfp in rainbow theme for a year

[sharp sundial]

Ye let's gooo

[digital phoenix]

dogshit server

[frosty oriole]

ok then forget lichess, just a chess server who doesnt support this nonsense

[sharp sundial]

I am playing checkers now

[frosty oriole]

bye

[fossil forge]

I'm playing reversi

[digital phoenix]

can u send me an invite if u find one

[sharp sundial]

Ya checkers

[fossil forge]

@digital phoenix can we 1v1 plz

[digital phoenix]

im gonna go get a snack so cant rn

[buoyant leaf]

Gmt+4

[fossil forge]

smash or pass: vaporeon

[devout atlas]

[severe oxide]

🫑

[frosty jungle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91874304563

[worn ice]

thehailyousay (973) vs. nuutunu (845)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 Bf5 3. cxd5 Qxd5 4. Nc3 Qd8 5. e4 Be6 6. d5 Bd7 7. Nf3 e6 8. Bc4 exd5 9. Bxd5 c6 10. Bxf7+ Kxf7 11. Ne5+ Ke8 12. Qh5+ g6 13. Nxg6 Nf6 14. Qe5+ Be6 15. Qxe6+ Be7 16. Nxh8 Nbd7 17. Qf7# 

[frosty jungle]

review?

[devout atlas]

Guys the only valid root of bi+cj is in the form x+yi+zj right?

Because (x+yi+zj)(x+yi+zj) is x²-y²-z²+2xy+2xz+yzk-yzk, where the last two cancel out, and x²-y²-z² must simply equal zero, so you're left with bi and cj

[fossil forge]

4=5

[devout atlas]

When squaring just yi+zj, you'd get (yi+zj)(yi+zj), so -y²-z², that's it, which is all real

[fossil forge]

Does chess.com support Israel or Palestine

[devout atlas]

So that wouldn't work

[devout atlas]

I think they just support peace there, both are aggressive

[loud haven]

.

[devout atlas]

[hexed wren]

hi

[tepid relic]

2+2=5

[elfin crag]

the server is not talking about politics here

[devout atlas]

Prove it

[tepid relic]

1984

[loud haven]

Don't look at my bio

[willow elbow]

white to play and lose

[severe oxide]

real

[cobalt plover]

Jorjor Wel

[fossil forge]

Fill up the sentence. I do love the milky flavour of the _________.

[severe oxide]

qh6+

[willow elbow]

nah, there's sm even worse than that

[tepid relic]

Kf4

[willow elbow]

u mean f4?

[tepid relic]

Yeah

[willow elbow]

YEAH ! correct

follow up?

[cobalt plover]

Queen b8 checkmate

[willow elbow]

yes

[cobalt plover]

Never done this kind of puzzle before

[foggy sage]

where when why how

[willow elbow]

white to play, find the worst move

[foggy sage]

a3

[graceful lintel]

fxg6

[willow elbow]

naw

[foggy sage]

ke2

[willow elbow]

wut

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lmfaoo naww

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f3?

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its ba6 LOL

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Wait yea 😭

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some tournament to make lgbtq youths feel accepted in chess

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[foggy sage]

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Nice bio

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real

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yea

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are you talking about e4 or chai tea

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Chai tea

[foggy sage]

Yes

Im indian