💬〡general-off-topic

[coral quartz]

If process is part of gaining then = still pain

[fresh wind]

what's that supposed to mean?

[cobalt plover]

💀

[onyx dune]

nobody should be on discord

[hot geyser]

Liverpool>>>>United

[graceful lintel]

no

[elfin crag]

Ok let me change the topic. What's your opinion on walls and floor colors?

[hot geyser]

Hungry potter

[supple imp]

Ye but united is shit now

[maiden sorrel]

any 1000 wanna 1v1 me im about 800

[hot geyser]

Very shit

[lime lava]

Who cares u nerd

[hot geyser]

Unrated?

[maiden sorrel]

never heard that before

[real hatch]

i promoted 5 queens aganst martin

[echo kestrel]

wow

[maiden sorrel]

yes

[real hatch]

how do you upload a photo?

[hot geyser]

Ok

[lime lava]

Ty

[maiden sorrel]

cc name?

[real hatch]

Help me i wanna upload the 5 queens

[elfin crag]

U should become trusted

[fresh wind]

ofc you would say that after calling someone retarded

[hot geyser]

Just send link

[real hatch]

how

[maiden sorrel]

nah too lazy

[real hatch]

ok

[graceful lintel]

Hii

[echo kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059591829386956931/1078059209951821844/togif-2.gif

[elfin crag]

Write /trust

[real hatch]

https://www.chess.com/play/computer

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Harsh Ramchandani (rcdims)

This is the Chess.com profile of rcdims. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Harsh Ramchandani (rcdims)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1503 (peak)
Blitz: 1403 (peak)
Bullet: 1403 (1421 peak)

[nocturne elk]

“Offensive statement” “no offense”

[real hatch]

um......

[hot geyser]

@maiden sorrel

[real hatch]

How do you do it??????!!!

[supple imp]

Ter stegen kinda buried the club

[maiden sorrel]

accept

[real hatch]

i accept defeat

[lime lava]

General chat is not to comment about goth girls

[real hatch]

whats this dating simulator?

[lime lava]

What

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[fresh wind]

it's also not a place to call people retarded, so enjoy your timeout

[graceful lintel]

[lime lava]

[primal fern]

dang

i was about to welcome them

[fresh wind]

thanks, he's locked out

[grim edge]

🫡

[hot geyser]

I lost lol

Good game @maiden sorrel

[neon parrot]

Everybody here is 1600 😡

[hot geyser]

Naa I am 1500

[neon parrot]

Well you probably play chessover a yeasr right?

[primal fern]

not me i'm 1900

[maiden sorrel]

lol

[hot geyser]

Yeah around a year but took gaps

[primal fern]

also connect ur account @neon parrot

[hot geyser]

I play trash nowadays 😭

[maiden sorrel]

damn i played like a 1650

[cobalt plover]

Good job

[maiden sorrel]

i dont even play a lot my real rating would be around 1200-1500 if i played a like

[neon parrot]

I wish I was 1500 some day 😡

What you did to improve

[hot geyser]

Same I don't play much nowadays

[willow elbow]

anyoone wnaa play

[primal fern]

puzzles. work with people who are stronger

[maiden sorrel]

me

[hot geyser]

Personally just played
Nothing else

[neon parrot]

So, playing and puzzles

[hot geyser]

Yeah did some puzzles too

[maiden sorrel]

is 1600 puzzles good for 800?

i mean i can easily get 2k

[neon parrot]

I am 1600 puzzle on lichess but 1200 chess.com rated

[willow elbow]

5 min blitz ok?

[hot geyser]

U can take chess lessons too if u want or watch yt
I didn't do that

[maiden sorrel]

yeah sure

[maiden sorrel]

unrated

[neon parrot]

Is this normal?

[hot geyser]

Lichess ratings are higher
I am 1800 in lichess

[maiden sorrel]

im 1200 lichess

[hot geyser]

Hmm
And cc?

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/2EqTE

[hot geyser]

Lichess link in cc server

Damn

[maiden sorrel]

800

[willow elbow]

wot.

[grim edge]

My peak was 1999 on lichess puzzle and i am 1300 rated on lichess

[hot geyser]

My bad it's cc

[primal fern]

deltarune ch. 3 when?

[grim edge]

When silksong

[primal fern]

😭

connect your account @grim edge

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[hot geyser]

I don't even check puzzle ratings in lichess
My chess.com puzzle ratings are 2100

[primal fern]

mine is 2600

[grim edge]

If i had premium on chesscom id speedrun my way to 3000

[hot geyser]

Now it's 2000
My bad

[grim edge]

But im poor

[hot geyser]

Same

[hot geyser]

Same

[hot geyser]

Cool

[grim edge]

*broke

[primal fern]

but you're less than 1300 elo on cc

[primal fern]

it's not possible for u yet

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[maiden sorrel]

your too annoying to play

[neon parrot]

I think most people just don't want to spend money on a chess site. It doesn't have to do much with money

[grim edge]

Im 1500 bullet on chesscom

[hot geyser]

Elo

[willow elbow]

wot

[primal fern]

but that's bullet. it's not even chess

[willow elbow]

nine hundred and twenty nine

[grim edge]

Id rather buy a chessbook ,and puzzle and rewiew are free on lichess so i dont see the point

[hot geyser]

Hmm

[maiden sorrel]

so i somehow beat a 1500 but lose to a 900

[grim edge]

Cry about it

[maiden sorrel]

hate my life

[hot geyser]

I had rather leave chess

[primal fern]

don't need to

[primal fern]

review on licehss is not as detailed as cc

[hot geyser]

Don't we all?

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/S8XGB

[maiden sorrel]

nah im going for 1200

[grim edge]

Yes they are, whitout the dopamine of this bullshit

[maiden sorrel]

@severe oxide wanna 1v1 seeming your the best 1400

[severe oxide]

i’m 1400

[maiden sorrel]

1v1??

[severe oxide]

ok

[neon parrot]

I don't consider anything under 10 minutes proper chess. But you can call me crazy if you want to.

[halcyon crest]

today is my birthday

[maiden sorrel]

is ur cc idc?

[severe oxide]

yes

[primal fern]

chill fam

[severe oxide]

brilliants are bullshit

[grim edge]

Is proper chess, is just not available for training, i enjoy long format games too, but online they are just boring i prefer OTB

I play 10+0 most of the time

[neon parrot]

Explaining why a move is bad / good in a user friendly interface is not related to dopamine

Sure there are brilliants which is bullshit but thats it

People want interface that is fun to interact with

[grim edge]

Ergo, dopamine

[next swallow]

anyone wanna have a unrated game?

[neon parrot]

If lichess had interface like chess.com, I would use it

[graceful lintel]

Blitz?

[grim edge]

You are right chesscom interface is cool but is not worth money

[next swallow]

up to you, aslong as its not bullet

[graceful lintel]

Ohk Blitz

[graceful lintel]

My username "icarwi" send challenge

[next swallow]

okayy

[maiden sorrel]

its still pretty good

[neon parrot]

If you are looking to improve, it's great. But for the playing experience itself I think chess.com is much better.

[grim edge]

Is chess how the playing experience could be better

[grim edge]

Nice

[jagged minnow]

Took me 5 days from 570-800

[grim edge]

Im taking a break whit chess

to get from 900 to 1200 it helped me a lot

[neon parrot]

It can

[grim edge]

I play mostly otb now

[grim edge]

Is chess... all the same...

[jagged minnow]

I took a 4 months off

[neon parrot]

Good interface matters

[jagged minnow]

Got back and bam 800 in 5 days

[grim edge]

Dang that is a divorce 💀

[neon parrot]

Taking breaks usually lower my rating, lol

[grim edge]

BUT IS THE SAME CHESS

[grim edge]

United shouldn’t have sacked mourinho

Hello

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook?

[jagged minnow]

I didn't do it intentionally I just didn't play it for that long

[echo kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059591829386956931/1078059209951821844/togif-2.gif

[neon parrot]

When you eat food, the food itself is the same, But you can put salt and pepper to make it tastier. Its the same food but a little better 👍

[grim edge]

Quite precise

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chrome book dm me

[grim edge]

Why do you keep reposting this? If the mods come and see this bs you’re gonna get punished

[glossy radish]

morning

[wheat sparrow]

if you got a chromebook and can use it dm me

[jagged minnow]

Evening

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179>

[glossy radish]

morning.

[neon parrot]

Chess.com puts the salt and pepper on the food

[glossy radish]

it’s 3

[wheat sparrow]

snitches get stitches

[jagged minnow]

evening.

[echo kestrel]

I literally posted it when a mod saw it

[glossy radish]

i said morning

[jagged minnow]

It's 15

[hot geyser]

Gg @willow elbow

[grim edge]

Nvm u dont get the point

[glossy radish]

snitched get no bitches is my saying

[jagged minnow]

I said evening tho

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook dm me

[glossy radish]

idc

[cinder sky]

its just a game guys

[primal fern]

you guy's don't get it

[wheat sparrow]

if you got a chromebook dm me

[echo kestrel]

@fresh wind literally doesn't care lol

[willow elbow]

gg

[neon parrot]

I get it, the chess itself is the same

[cinder sky]

its just a game guys

[jagged minnow]

What's your rating?

[primal fern]

why do you gotta bring something like that in a chess server? makes no sense man

[echo kestrel]

It's funny

[nimble niche]

chat's full of nerds again

[echo kestrel]

We need humor

[willow elbow]

nine hundred twenty nine

[cobalt plover]

Chess is war

[glossy radish]

it’s not funny

[echo kestrel]

FOR REAL

[primal fern]

it isn't funny

[glossy radish]

not even close to funny

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebook from 2017+

[cobalt plover]

It’s not funny

[echo kestrel]

Sure it is

[glossy radish]

why

[cobalt plover]

It’s not even a joke

[jagged minnow]

Nice mines 800 for how long have you been in 900s?

[glossy radish]

dude how is it even funny

[wheat sparrow]

if you got it imma tell you

[echo kestrel]

Alr well chat hates my memes

[echo kestrel]

It's hilarious

[glossy radish]

you tell first

[wheat sparrow]

nah

[jagged minnow]

Bro has broken humor

[hot geyser]

Riyal

[glossy radish]

then have fun searching

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebook and can use it

[willow elbow]

ever since i joined the server

[wheat sparrow]

I alr found 2 people yesterday its not hard and kinda fun

[cinder sky]

...?

[echo kestrel]

Y'all should see some of the gifs in my favorites that I HAVEN'T yet posted

[digital phoenix]

pings mod while at it just to rub it in

[jagged minnow]

What the fr?

[echo kestrel]

They're so much worse than that

[fresh wind]

it really isn't

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[wheat sparrow]

got one?

[jagged minnow]

I just got into 800

[echo kestrel]

Well..

[cobalt plover]

Which just proves that you should even more be banned

[willow elbow]

yes, im currently going thru the minima

[digital phoenix]

scipio has to be the most unreasonable one who mutes

[glossy radish]

realo

[jagged minnow]

Minima?

[cobalt plover]

[echo kestrel]

Lol that proves nothing if I haven't even posted it

[glossy radish]

i think we could use him rn

[grim edge]

Man I just blundered +3

[hot geyser]

Doing en passant after a year but that leads to stalemate or checkmate?

[cobalt plover]

Okay

[hot geyser]

Rookie numbers

[jagged minnow]

Skewer lord got skewered

[grim edge]

Nah I missed a fork

[glossy radish]

ouch

[willow elbow]

minima is where dy/dx is 0 and d^2y/dx^2 is negative.

[hot geyser]

I lost to a 790

[glossy radish]

big ouch

[jagged minnow]

What's your rating?

[grim edge]

I think I’ve blundered -10 before

[hot geyser]

1500 😭

[jagged minnow]

I don't understand but good luck

[jagged minnow]

[glossy radish]

well i’ve blundered m1

[hot geyser]

Childhood trauma

[willow elbow]

👍

[willow elbow]

im still a kid, so yeah

[grim edge]

everyone has

[grim edge]

ive blundered my chess career whifh did not exist in tbe firdt place

[hot geyser]

Integration started?

[wheat sparrow]

anyone who got a chromebook dm me

[willow elbow]

yeah i know a bit about it

[grim edge]

pulling girls started?

[jagged minnow]

[wheat sparrow]

anyone with a chromebook dm me

[devout atlas]

Couldn't be me

[willow elbow]

why tho

[grim edge]

ill buy one rn for u

[wheat sparrow]

lazy to explain to someone with no chronebook

[wheat sparrow]

🥰

[hot geyser]

Good luck with it
Integration is kinda easy
Double and triple integration aren't

[grim edge]

i have a casio f91 w black band 6 innches strap, is that alr

[cobalt plover]

Strap

[willow elbow]

hopefully we don't have that in our course

[devout atlas]

(√bi=√(b/2)(1+i)

[hot geyser]

@grim edge why no n*zis

[maiden sorrel]

straps

[willow elbow]

what's b?

[grim edge]

mods

[devout atlas]

Variable

[wheat sparrow]

buy us a chromebook

[devout atlas]

I didn't use a because of a+bi

[willow elbow]

ohhh ok- only b as a variable is kinda rare for me

[maiden sorrel]

@severe oxide Me BLUNDeRING MY QUeeN WASN'T A BLUNDeR

[devout atlas]

Yeah I know it's not a common variable

[severe oxide]

Oh yeah the bishop 💀

[hot geyser]

Will u rather bring back ousama or H*tler

[devout atlas]

I'm not using x and y because yi just doesn't feel right

[severe oxide]

can i bring back both?

[fresh wind]

ok take a break

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you gotta chromebook

[hot geyser]

Why not

[maiden sorrel]

lmfao

idk how i got rated 1050

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebook nearby and can use iy

[severe oxide]

would i be able to convince them that their ideologies are bad?

or are they perma bad

[devout atlas]

Makes sense no? @willow elbow

[willow elbow]

yes, they teach us in a and b for the complex numbers

[devout atlas]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

hi

[severe oxide]

suicide silence goes crazy fr

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you gotba chromebooo

[severe oxide]

that’s make you a slaveeeeee to substance

[slate owl]

i didnt deserve that mute

[echo kestrel]

Hi guys I'm back

[severe oxide]

what u do

[wheat sparrow]

dm if you got a chromebook

[echo kestrel]

I won't post more German man 😦

There

[slate owl]

talk about femboys

[severe oxide]

wdym “talk about”

[slate owl]

what even is a chromebook

[slate owl]

thats what i did

[severe oxide]

what did u say

[wheat sparrow]

a laptop with a chrome os

[grim edge]

are you weird

[slate owl]

search it yourself

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebokk

dm if if you yot spare $500

[slate owl]

dont got one smh

[wheat sparrow]

I'm not asking only you but you can dm me anyways

[slate owl]

k

[wheat sparrow]

I need someone with a chromebook

[echo kestrel]

K tbh speaking from a strategical standpoint, German man has an idiology that everyone hates these days, so he'd probably die the first day he came back

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebook

[merry gust]

Bor wtf 😭🙏🙏💀💀

[foggy sage]

I won 4 games in a row with stafford gambit

[silver patio]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91743648203
did i play the opening well?
don't mind the horrible plays

[worn ice]

Moaz_Hany_fs (1111) vs. MoNa743 (1192)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Bb4 3. g3 Bxc3 4. dxc3 d6 5. Bg2 Nf6 6. Ne2 Bg4 7. O-O Bxe2 8. Qxe2 O-O 9. Bg5 Nbd7 10. Rad1 Qe8 11. Rfe1 h6 12. Bxf6 Nxf6 13. Qd2 a6 14. g4 Nh7 15. c4 b6 16. f4 f6 17. Rf1 Qg6 18. h3 Rae8 19. f5 Qg5 20. b4 Qxd2 21. Rxd2 Ng5 22. Re1 Ra8 23. c5 bxc5 24. bxc5 Rfd8 25. c6 Rdb8 26. h4 Nf7 27. g5 hxg5 28. hxg5 fxg5 29. Rd3 Rb6 30. Rc3 Rab8 31. Kh2 Rb2 32. a3 R8b6 33. Bf1 a5 34. Bc4 Kf8 35. Bxf7 Kxf7 36. Ree3 Ra2 37. Kg3 Rbb2 38. Kg4 Kf6 39. Re2 Rb1 40. Ree3 Rg1+ 41. Rg3 Rxg3+ 42. Kxg3 g6 43. fxg6 Kxg6 44. Kg4 Ra1 45. Rb3 Rc1 46. Rb7 Rxc2 47. Rxc7 Rc4 48. Kf3 Ra4 49. Rb7 Rxa3+ 50. Kg4 Ra4 51. c7 Rxe4+ 52. Kf3 Rc4 53. Ke3 g4 54. Kd3 Rc1 55. Kd2 Rc6 56. Rb6 Rxc7 57. Rxd6+ Kf5 58. Rd3 Rc4 59. Ke2 a4 60. Kf2 e4 61. Re3 Kf4 62. Rg3 Rc2+ 63. Kf1 Kxg3 64. Kg1 Rc1# 

[tidal scaffold]

Missclicked

[grim edge]

use confirm click next time

that’s what I use

[graceful lintel]

@next swallow ggs!

[glossy radish]

[next swallow]

gg to, you play very good...

[last verge]

what could you have possibly misclicked

[glossy radish]

hi ducky

[last verge]

Qg4 also hangs the queen and if you meant to play Bg5 maybe you should just get a new mouse

hi v

[nimble niche]

maybe they selected the queen but then they wanted to move the bishop instead

[wheat sparrow]

if anyone got a chromebokm dm me

[nimble niche]

what if i stole one from school?

[graceful lintel]

I messed up

[grim edge]

classic

[graceful lintel]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[slate owl]

/profile

they aint never fix it🔥

[wheat sparrow]

dm me if you got a chromebook

[nimble niche]

my overall winrate is like 45%

and loss rate is like 51%

[wheat sparrow]

no they're not good at all

I just want someone to give me free gifts that people with chromebooks get

[nimble niche]

is it normal to have a loss rate that's 6% more than my winrate?

[last verge]

get a load of this guy

englund 💀💀💀💀💀

[nimble niche]

i also only draw 3-4% of my games, what tf do 600s mean when they say that most 2200 games end in a draw 💀

[graceful lintel]

I think my winrates r alr

[nimble niche]

i taught him that

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

westside gunn's new album is such a banger

but why he making weird noises

[graceful lintel]

Top 10 scariest jumpscares
Numero 4:

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[grim edge]

Is it possible to sacrifice the king

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

apparently this gif is a jumpscare to a lot of people here

[graceful lintel]

Yea kinda

[slate owl]

kitty!!!

[graceful lintel]

😋

🤤kitty

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-respect-gif-24718294

[graceful lintel]

🦆

[willow elbow]

padh le

[jagged ibex]

can i sell accounts?

[next swallow]

who want to buy a chess account?

[jagged ibex]

2500+

500 games and 1 month old

[willow elbow]

you got all the skills unlocked?

[jagged ibex]

60 puzzle rush 3 min that fine?

60+

[primal mirage]

yo wtf

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>s

[primal mirage]

you selling accounts? so ur like making illegal alts, getting them to 2500 then sharing them. AKA Sandbagging. So 3 in one 💀

Bros committing 3 crimes

Selling accounts, Making alts, Sandbagging 😭

[jagged ibex]

nah its my main i played on it

i just want to know if i can sell it

[primal mirage]

500 games 1 month old its ur main my ass

[graceful lintel]

Nah u getting locked out

[slate owl]

still 2

💀

[jagged ibex]

?

what i do

[primal mirage]

bro 500 games, 1 month old and 2500 is a joke

[jagged ibex]

ong

[primal mirage]

if thats ur main 💀

[next swallow]

pointless, people will never buy because people cant play on that level?

[wheat sparrow]

dm if you got a chromebook

[jagged ibex]

still

[primal mirage]

its sandbagging obviously

[graceful lintel]

Selling accounts that he has cheated on ig idk

[primal mirage]

or it just aint his main one of em

[graceful lintel]

No 2500s would do that shit stuff

[jagged ibex]

dude just cz your arent 2500+ doesnt mean you can accuse me

[primal mirage]

Unfortunately im 2500

So I can accuse you

[jagged ibex]

2500+

[nocturne elk]

Self reporting goes brrrr

[jagged ibex]

blitz is 2700

[primal mirage]

Yes, now stop being a dumbass

and sell accounts

[jagged ibex]

just wanted to know

yes or no

[primal mirage]

well great, the answer is ur banned

[wheat sparrow]

I woulf if I were a 2500

[next swallow]

nope

[jagged ibex]

ok mb

[primal mirage]

bro, sandbagging, unauthorized alting and selling 💀

[jagged ibex]

?

[vast nebula]

[primal mirage]

and then cheating is like unknown, its defo not ur main though

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook?

[jagged ibex]

dude u got no evidence

[primal mirage]

dude u said it urself

[slate owl]

im about get my best win so far

[jagged ibex]

im asking if i can

[slate owl]

watch me cook

[graceful lintel]

💀

[primal mirage]

right, and u said its ur account

[jagged ibex]

yeah

[primal mirage]

🤦

[jagged ibex]

so?

[primal mirage]

nah ur just ignorant

[jagged ibex]

ok

[primal mirage]

back to yt,u'll find out once mod comes

[nocturne elk]

Im gen curious how and why ppl would buy tho 😂

Like if they are not that rating what is the point

[jagged ibex]

?

[nocturne elk]

They gonna tank the rating anyways

[graceful lintel]

Mods do smth

[jagged ibex]

what i do

[nocturne elk]

It’s not like 8bp or something lol

[wheat sparrow]

its so easy to cheat

[nocturne elk]

But like why smh my head

[vast nebula]

I swear, just click and click

[jagged ibex]

how much premium

[wheat sparrow]

to cheat and not have many suspicion

like in online tournaments with money prizes

I'm guessing

[tulip lichen]

This is the second time I've been 0.2 seconds away from death

Reckless driving to say the least

@jagged ibex keep yourself safe

[fresh wind]

no, you can't

and your name isn't appropriate either

[jagged ibex]

bruh

recommendations?

[nocturne elk]

Damn… that’s kinda sad lol

[wheat sparrow]

@mods

[jagged ibex]

what u mean?

[sleek zealot]

you forgot the + from lgbtq

[fresh wind]

also want to give the name of your account so we can check it?

[graceful lintel]

Wahts ur chess.com username?

[tulip lichen]

I've almost died 2 times you should keep yourself safe my friend

[fresh wind]

this

[jagged ibex]

why

[sleek zealot]

hey mine is this

[fresh wind]

I mean if there's nothing to hide you'll tell us

[primal mirage]

cuz its one month old on 2700?

and u tryna sell it 💀

''main account''

[jagged ibex]

i dont have i account 2500+ just wanted to know if i can sell

[graceful lintel]

you should make me mod fr
I promise I'll do the mod stuff correctly

[fresh wind]

you just said you did

[primal mirage]

!!

[jagged ibex]

dude i was capping

[primal mirage]

.

[fresh wind]

funny that

[tulip lichen]

He can't decide If you're a mod or no

[primal mirage]

lmao now he backin off

[jagged ibex]

ok

[sleek zealot]

if i disconnect my cc acc from discord and reconnect will i be trusted again or connected

[primal mirage]

aint no way 💀

[tulip lichen]

A mod doesn't have access to give other people mod

[wheat sparrow]

he was just being sillu

[tulip lichen]

Only admins can do it

[nocturne elk]

[tulip lichen]

Admins and above

[graceful lintel]

[bold bone]

PLS COME TO MY CHESS:COM LIVE!!! JOS TÄÄL ON SUOMALAISIA SE ON SUUNNATTU HEILLE!

[nocturne elk]

Yo how’d you get the badge thing? 😮

[bold bone]

https://www.twitch.tv/noxi_chill

[fresh wind]

how about no

[sleek zealot]

im just very cool

[tulip lichen]

Chill lil bro

[graceful lintel]

no

[vast nebula]

That's the funniest shit I've seen here yet

[nocturne elk]

😔

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook dm me

[fresh wind]

no self-promotion allowed, sorry

[wheat sparrow]

alr

[sleek zealot]

i should be disconnected now

from cc

[tulip lichen]

wait so I can promote anything other than myself

[graceful lintel]

I think bro needs Chromebook

[cobalt plover]

The profile picture is also upsetting

[bold bone]

i dont know that

[glossy radish]

promote me and i’ll do the same for u

[vast nebula]

Promote chess.com and at the same time yourself!

[tulip lichen]

fr

[cobalt plover]

Promote your pawns into a knight

[glossy radish]

i lost all of my pawns

[nocturne elk]

@wheat sparrow can you confirm this?

[wheat sparrow]

yeah dm me if you got a chromebook guys

[graceful lintel]

Sure

[sleek zealot]

why do you need a chromebook so bad

[cobalt plover]

Demote your queen into a pawn

[graceful lintel]

Jk I'll just flex my Chromebook

[tulip lichen]

This dude REALLY needs a Chromebook

[glossy radish]

she’s dead

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[wheat sparrow]

perks

[cobalt plover]

[tulip lichen]

I've been asking my parents for new devices for 7 years and I didn't ask as much as you bro😭

[glossy radish]

bamboo

[nocturne elk]

Google wants to know your location

[tropic plaza]

Rrrrrr

[glossy radish]

oh shit

[tropic plaza]

Shit oh

[glossy radish]

shut up

[graceful lintel]

I can't even ask my dad for ice cream 💀
(His so supportive sweet and kind)

[tropic plaza]

Up shut

[glossy radish]

screw u

[nocturne elk]

You have a Dad?

[tulip lichen]

Naw homie dad is Kim jung un

[tropic plaza]

U screw

[graceful lintel]

Wait u haven't?

[glossy radish]

i’m jealous

[nocturne elk]

I do im kidding lol

[tropic plaza]

Jealous i’m

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[glossy radish]

blocked

[graceful lintel]

[tropic plaza]

Dekcolb

Dont you dare v

[slate owl]

im winning against an opponent rated +200 than me

[cobalt plover]

Is this a bot

[slate owl]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[cobalt plover]

Nice Gj

[slate owl]

be up a full roof

[glossy radish]

mmm blocked messsges are sure my favourite

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-mods-mute-ban-kick-gif-18546458

[slate owl]

rook

[tulip lichen]

@glossy radish did anyone slide into your dms before

[slate owl]

im sowwy pwease unblock me

[wheat sparrow]

@mods

[tropic plaza]

Favourite my sure are messsges blocked mmm

[glossy radish]

yes

[tropic plaza]

Sey

[tulip lichen]

How much

[glossy radish]

not often. i’m thankful for that

[wheat sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-moderators-ohh-oh-black-gif-27095202

[glossy radish]

you’re not blocked silly

[tropic plaza]

that for thankful i’m. often not

[slate owl]

must mean im a good boy

[tropic plaza]

Silly blocked not you’re

[tulip lichen]

it happens?😭

[cobalt plover]

Ok what’s the deal with atypical bob

[glossy radish]

yeah

[glossy radish]

who? i think i got him blocked

[tropic plaza]

Haey

[cobalt plover]

Never had anyone dmed me

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook that they can use?

[tropic plaza]

Ihate you bitch

[glossy radish]

no shut your arse up

[wheat sparrow]

no

[cobalt plover]

They just called you a slur

[digital phoenix]

i have google chrome and a book

[glossy radish]

i can see it lol

[cobalt plover]

[glossy radish]

also i just realised i can react to blocked messages

[tropic plaza]

Of course you can because you have an eye bitch

[tulip lichen]

You can make it so everybody on a specific server can't dm you but ok

[wheat sparrow]

I don't need that I need a chromebook a laptop with the chrome os which can get free rewards from chromebook perks

[digital phoenix]

an eye

[echo kestrel]

Holy crap, I just played a perfect game with the Duras Gambit opening

[cobalt plover]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

one blunder

[glossy radish]

i’m aware, but sometimes i tell people to dm me if they need help with something

[tropic plaza]

Because the next word is a vowel so i use an?

[nocturne elk]

Just the one

[tropic plaza]

Bet

[echo kestrel]

And it was on the 1st move of the whole game 😭

[digital phoenix]

one eye?

[echo kestrel]

(Duras is a blunder)

[glossy radish]

wait wait we call each other that

[tropic plaza]

Oh that xd

[digital phoenix]

ur never gonna have a perfect game then

[glossy radish]

i have two dumbass

[severe oxide]

Rip

[tropic plaza]

You dont look like you have two

[glossy radish]

ah it’s centi

[echo kestrel]

Ik 😭

[glossy radish]

you don’t look like you have a brain

[tropic plaza]

I really dont care if i get muted since ive been inactive here for days

[tulip lichen]

@severe oxide you're a guy right

[glossy radish]

do i assume you’re brainless

[tropic plaza]

You look like you dont look

[echo kestrel]

@digital phoenix Wow...

[glossy radish]

i’m positive you don’t

[cobalt plover]

Ok

[echo kestrel]

It's been months since I've had a 99 accuracy game lol

[digital phoenix]

epic

[glossy radish]

epik

[severe oxide]

I’m a photosynthesis alien from mars

[digital phoenix]

too bad u didnt play it first try

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is an "inaccuracy" for some reason, like how is it not a straight up blunder? every 300 who have played it against me got absolutely crushed

[tropic plaza]

Im confident that your mind can be compared to a hen

[digital phoenix]

not -1

duras makes + 1.6

[glossy radish]

don’t be alarmed

[cobalt plover]

Wayward queen > Napoleon attack

[glossy radish]

i’m confident your height could be compared to one

[tulip lichen]

ok bro

[nimble niche]

when i play the crab as black , it's only a mistake after pushing the second pawn even though it's like +1.8

[glossy radish]

it’s four in the morning. let me relax

[tall orchid]

they're both shit

[cobalt plover]

I know

[tulip lichen]

I'm tryna look for a 5th bf(best friend)

No homo

[tropic plaza]

You dont even exist, you are just a bot who is programmed to be such a bitch

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron

[cobalt plover]

No homo at all

[glossy radish]

D:

[wheat sparrow]

anyone who got a chromebook dm me

[digital phoenix]

if a worker is someone who does work what is a polarbearer @finite saffron

[drowsy crest]

💀

[tropic plaza]

Why you block me v

[glossy radish]

he’s asleep

[glossy radish]

you’re not

[tropic plaza]

Good

[cobalt plover]

Did anyone at all dm you

[grim edge]

why is OMFG - Hello actually such A BANGER

[glossy radish]

shut up it’s the best i could do

[drowsy crest]

Omg light mode

[cobalt plover]

Get help

[tulip lichen]

Flash bang

[glossy radish]

youre bouta be

[drowsy crest]

NOOOO MY EYESSSSSSS

[cobalt plover]

Light mode user

[grim edge]

Bro said maguire

[digital phoenix]

omfg - hello = 0mfg - hell(0) = 0 - 0 = 0, hence omfg = hello

[glossy radish]

that relaxed my eyes

[wheat sparrow]

2 people yesterday

[graceful lintel]

NAHBWBRUBWUABWUBA

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/lT0Kaziq-Ro?si=5ccJruf0ldsXICR9

[tropic plaza]

Just let v do what she wants, her knowledge and comprehension is below average

[wheat sparrow]

but I need more

[digital phoenix]

could not agree more

[drowsy crest]

Ight

[tulip lichen]

I didn't talk to a female before

[drowsy crest]

No comments gang

[wheat sparrow]

crazy how in a server with 10k people nobody is dming me

[glossy radish]

and u never will

[digital phoenix]

do u just not have a mother

[tulip lichen]

No homo but I like big buff juicy men

[tropic plaza]

Its ok

[drowsy crest]

Nobody loves you

[wheat sparrow]

mods should just ping everyone and ask if they got a chromebook for me

[tulip lichen]

fr

[tropic plaza]

I can be the one for you tho im not so juicy

[tulip lichen]

fr

[digital phoenix]

why dont u ping the mods and ask

[severe oxide]

i got some new bitches today in basketball

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[severe oxide]

cooked up some nerds

[tropic plaza]

Not like you are special

[glossy radish]

no way

[fallen ocean]

People here think they jesus

[graceful lintel]

Fr I really don't know

[digital phoenix]

me jesus

[wheat sparrow]

I better not catch you saying something like this again or my balls are gonna be swinging across your face like a grandfather clock

[glossy radish]

cuz i am dude

[cobalt plover]

Damn I thought you guys were the same person

[drowsy crest]

Me too but on the street I offered them cookies

[graceful lintel]

Me Jesus fr

[wheat sparrow]

🥱🥱🥱

[tropic plaza]

Only thing special about you is that you are a special child or so called SPED

[wheat sparrow]

what

[tulip lichen]

Oh ok bro just keep yourself safe alr?

[glossy radish]

another victim

[tulip lichen]

These streets are dangerous

[severe oxide]

they told me me to pull up to courts i didn’t really want to but i did and cooked up

[fallen ocean]

Thankfully im no christian i'd retire

[cobalt plover]

I can barely read your username hello

[glossy radish]

damn

[drowsy crest]

💀

[tropic plaza]

Incho much cooler than that piece of shit

[digital phoenix]

nugemetreo

[glossy radish]

ouch dude

[digital phoenix]

wonder what happened

[tropic plaza]

I mean its true

[glossy radish]

literally, ouch

[drowsy crest]

Help anyone 😭

[cobalt plover]

???

[severe oxide]

facts

[tropic plaza]

Dont worry, i still love you even tho you such a bitch

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook?

[cobalt plover]

Please shut up💀

[severe oxide]

Guess who was the person that got nug unbanned

[echo kestrel]

Oh my sweet jesus this kid is still asking for a chromebook

[digital phoenix]

me

[tropic plaza]

You

[wheat sparrow]

no I need it

[next swallow]

even if anyone have, I doubting that they will give it to you

[slate owl]

we swapped elo

[wheat sparrow]

I need someone that has a chromebook to do something not give it to me

[slate owl]

(dont mind the eval drop)

[digital phoenix]

double it and give it to the next person

[next swallow]

ohh

[cobalt plover]

There must be a Chromebook server

Or something like that

[wheat sparrow]

there isnt i searched

not a chrome or a google server too

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[digital phoenix]

go to a nerd it server

[glossy radish]

where’s the mod

[wheat sparrow]

this is a nerd server

[cobalt plover]

Go ask lichess server or something

[wheat sparrow]

I'm trying it here and in the homework help server

[glossy radish]

which mod timed out @tropic plaza

[wheat sparrow]

and some gaming servers

[tulip lichen]

@glossy radish keep yourself safe bro please

[glossy radish]

why what’s wrong?

[tulip lichen]

It would be a shame if something happened to you

[cobalt plover]

You might get banned

[digital phoenix]

i wonder

[wheat sparrow]

for?

[cobalt plover]

It sounds like a threat

[cobalt plover]

Spamming?

[tulip lichen]

Never let your guard down alr?

[neon parrot]

Which puzzle theme on lichess is best to practice for 1200 players on chess.com

[tulip lichen]

Anything can happen

[glossy radish]

why

[wheat sparrow]

I have like a 5 min delay so not really spamming

[neon parrot]

Bro

[tulip lichen]

Anything can happen

[cobalt plover]

Damn bro timed his annoyingness

[glossy radish]

but why are you telling me this specifically now?

[tulip lichen]

I'm scared for a friend bro

[neon parrot]

Me?

[echo kestrel]

Bro some 1200 just told me I need to be more resiliant in chess. I don't think he's played a 4 hour otb game before unlike me

[supple imp]

Sup

[glossy radish]

elaborate?

[glossy radish]

hi

[tulip lichen]

I just did

[digital phoenix]

u need to be more resilient in chess

[cobalt plover]

No why would you think that I meant the five minutes

[tulip lichen]

I'm scared for you bro

Anything can happen at all times

[glossy radish]

why me dude

[supple imp]

Why haven't you played an 8 hour game yet?

[neon parrot]

Do you have any tips on how I can get out of 1200 chess.com. You probably passed it a long time ago

[glossy radish]

like specifically why

[tulip lichen]

because you are a precious friend of mine

[glossy radish]

[tulip lichen]

fr

^^^

[glossy radish]

bummer. jokes on him i don’t have a house

[digital phoenix]

crazy how that got deleted thats definitely scipio

[supple imp]

Bros message got deleted

[digital phoenix]

i have identified the mod

[glossy radish]

scippy??

[tulip lichen]

fr

[supple imp]

Scipio hates fun fr

[cobalt plover]

Consume more chess content, watch some model games I guess

[glossy radish]

wya scippy

[digital phoenix]

im the best mod identifier

[neon parrot]

Yes but what helped you the most

[wheat sparrow]

if anyone got a chromebook dm me

[severe oxide]

what got deleted ?

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91798747081 Anyone wanna bet I got reported after this game?
(Played an insanely odd opening and then played absolutely perfect the rest of the game)

[worn ice]

sianiparlibra (1876) vs. Togishere (2137)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. d4 d5 4. Bg5 Bxf5 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Bb5 e6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Nge2 Bd6 9. O-O Bxh2+ 10. Kxh2 Ng4+ 11. Kg1 Qxg5 12. g3 Qh5 13. Kg2 Qh2+ 14. Kf3 O-O 15. Nf4 e5 16. dxe5 Nxe5+ 17. Ke2 Bg4+ 18. Kd2 Bxd1 19. Raxd1 Rxf4 20. gxf4 Qxf4+ 21. Ke2 Nc4 22. Rd3 Re8+ 23. Kd1 Nxb2# 

[glossy radish]

las’s message saying something about a bomb on my house

[digital phoenix]

your chess elo

[supple imp]

The actually mod that did that laughing cause he got away with it:

[cobalt plover]

I don’t know I joined a chess club and played a lot more I guess

[tulip lichen]

N°32 W°56 S°53 E°40

[digital phoenix]

has to be either bast or scipio but if its not scipio they probably deserve to get away

[neon parrot]

It was mostly tactics right? and gothamchess

[glossy radish]

i’m on the streets

[tulip lichen]

oh mb og

[digital phoenix]

no way is that my bench on the sidewalk

[glossy radish]

yes

i’m right there rn

[tulip lichen]

How are you getting internet

[cobalt plover]

Yeah tactics are important, then also learn some positional skills. Gotham chess and Daniel Naroditsky did help me a lot, then again I’m merely 1600

[tulip lichen]

Bros stealing from mcdonald

[glossy radish]

i stole it off of las

[dull marsh]

I took my shizoprenic pill and my girl friend still there wth

[wheat sparrow]

bro done live on mars

if anyone got a chromebook dmss

[neon parrot]

So, all I need to get out of 1200 is do tactics

[supple imp]

Average 1600 saying learn positional skills also not knowing what they are

[wheat sparrow]

she will dissapear soon

[tulip lichen]

fr

[wheat sparrow]

fr

1600s are so bad

[supple imp]

Fr

[cobalt plover]

?

[tulip lichen]

the pill doesn't take affect instantly @dull marsh

[grim edge]

Hello

[digital phoenix]

have u not been taking for a few days or months or years u might need more

[slate owl]

what is positional skills

[tulip lichen]

Go to Starbucks

[wooden lintel]

Yo chat

[supple imp]

Positional skills at 1600 are non existent but then again positional skills at 1900 are non existence

[glossy radish]

!welcomr

shit

[dull marsh]

I think i need drink more

[grim edge]

?

[supple imp]

Something you don't need to worry about lil bro

[tulip lichen]

Nvm mb og

[cobalt plover]

Absolute bs, positional skills can refer to general piece placement

[glossy radish]

cr is updating i cant play

[wheat sparrow]

I mean youre 1600 and he is more so I trust him over you

[supple imp]

Me be like: piece look good there, me put piece there

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[neon parrot]

Positional skill means you can win a game even if there are no obvious tactics

[wheat sparrow]

bro thinks he's me

[tulip lichen]

Who here plays pvz2 frfr

[digital phoenix]

i lost 6 games when i was one step away

[cobalt plover]

What is he even

[digital phoenix]

oh its just 5min maintenance

[supple imp]

I'm 1900

[wheat sparrow]

probably more idk

[glossy radish]

worst thing to happen

[glossy radish]

they said ios update so idk

also it’s been nearly 30 minutes

so screw them

[cobalt plover]

This is absurd, why don’t you just play Nh3 in the first move?

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook?

[glossy radish]

time to migrate to ml

[wheat sparrow]

looks bad

[supple imp]

But that's dead ass how 1900s play

We sometimes calculate if we're not sure but we develop by just seeing if a piece looks good there

[grim edge]

I’m pissing my pants rn idk this person

💀💀💀

[supple imp]

Wtf is that

[wooden lintel]

Bro...

[wheat sparrow]

who is that

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

probably a troll or bot tbh

[wheat sparrow]

you're a he/him

[supple imp]

My alt account

[wheat sparrow]

why would he dm you

[grim edge]

it’s a troll

[supple imp]

If there's a hole there's a goal

[wooden lintel]

DAMN

[grim edge]

you should be locked up for saying this

[wheat sparrow]

can we edate? you're so beautiful you always make me laugh you literally want me to become a better persoj... I really enjoy the moments we spend togethee. my time has no value unless its with you...

[supple imp]

Mb g

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix you’re online 👀

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[digital phoenix]

im just collecting stuff

[glossy radish]

screw u

[hallow gate]

fr

[grim edge]

“My time has no value unless it’s with you” is honestly quite pathetic

[wheat sparrow]

I wanna edate him slide me his discord

[grim edge]

Nah that’ll just lead to harassment so I’ll respectfully pass

[cobalt plover]

Why do you think it looks good on that square

[wheat sparrow]

wdym

[glossy radish]

pfp from webtoon rumour has it?

[hallow gate]

yes.

[fossil forge]

anyone wanna 1v1

[glossy radish]

great series

[wheat sparrow]

slide his discord

[grim edge]

no

[wheat sparrow]

in dms

[hallow gate]

wouldve been kpop but idk

[grim edge]

bro is tryna troll the troller

[hallow gate]

oh right someone though iu giving the middle was a bit too rude

[wheat sparrow]

I wanna edate him

[hallow gate]

agreed

[willow elbow]

uh

[wheat sparrow]

my time has no value unless it's with him @grim edge

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play-

[grim edge]

Damn

[tulip lichen]

I have a gf but she's from a nation

[wooden lintel]

Sorry, I don't know much about theory.

[cobalt plover]

I bet she’s from a nation

[grim edge]

Imagination

[wheat sparrow]

@fossil forge

[tulip lichen]

😭

[fossil forge]

I called wrong

[grim edge]

this is why the west is failing

[wooden lintel]

LMAO

[cobalt plover]

??????

[willow elbow]

hey you got any linux user?

[wheat sparrow]

where are you getting this people from

[willow elbow]

chhromebook i mean

[drowsy crest]

I use arch linux btw

[wheat sparrow]

2 chromebooks dmed me

[grim edge]

I got that screenshot from somewhere else

[wheat sparrow]

But I need more

[hallow gate]

oh shi mb

[digital phoenix]

u tryna hack someone or something bruh

[wheat sparrow]

what

[hallow gate]

nah that aint me

[willow elbow]

nice ☑️

[grim edge]

Bro is tryna do a DDoS attack

[hallow gate]

whats a chromebook tho

[grim edge]

yo what

[wheat sparrow]

a lapotp with a chrome os

[drowsy crest]

Here guys touch some grass

[grim edge]

shut up uall

[hallow gate]

oh

[fossil forge]

What's the best opening to counter d4

[wheat sparrow]

d5

[hallow gate]

is it good to play chess

[fossil forge]

No

[grim edge]

no

[drowsy crest]

Only till 1200

[hallow gate]

cause like my laptop still lags

[willow elbow]

g6

[fossil forge]

U will get addicted

[grim edge]

its cancer

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

This is the Chess.com profile of ohnomykingdiedtwice. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1697 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1266 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1207 (1620 peak)

[severe oxide]

why play chess when u can play fortnite

[grim edge]

chess is not ok

[fossil forge]

Anyone worse than me shd quit

[wheat sparrow]

quit when you reach 1400

[fossil forge]

I suck

[grim edge]

I’m the best at mario kart

Hello

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> snowsies

This is the Chess.com profile of snowsies. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (343 peak)
Blitz: 100 (667 peak)
Bullet: 100 (388 peak)

[slate owl]

holy shit jumpscare

[wheat sparrow]

fr fr

[grim edge]

why play chess when u can play life

[hallow gate]

why

[drowsy crest]

My bad forgot to spoiler it

[fossil forge]

Why play chess when u can play guys

[grim edge]

Knight first then g6

[wheat sparrow]

bad

[slate owl]

my stupid ass still would have clicked it dw

[hallow gate]

who?

[wheat sparrow]

fr fr

[fossil forge]

If ur worse than me u shd quit chess and leave the chess.com discord

[wheat sparrow]

chess after 1400 not fun play fortnite

[willow elbow]

i like g6

[wooden lintel]

I'll 1v1 you for fun (unrated)

[drowsy crest]

Ight :3

[hallow gate]

oh

[wheat sparrow]

fortnite is rewinding time to season 5 on november 2nd

[hallow gate]

GUYS HOW DO I DELETE THIS ACCOUNT

[grim edge]

Center game if im not mistaken?

[hallow gate]

I NEED TO MAKE A NEW ACC

[drowsy crest]

Close discord

[grim edge]

dont exsist

[wheat sparrow]

the new season will have a chapter 1 season 5 map

[hallow gate]

for chess

[grim edge]

Nice drawing