#💬〡general-off-topic
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doxxed
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That looks very
esque

day 3 of sending a message here
I won a rapid game in one minute
Bro 💀
LOL
watch me
is a piece a winning advantage at 700
going to try to end a 15+10 with 20min
Yes
🥺x🤡 @willow salmon
I spat out my water

i beat some 1900 fide down a piece otb
It seems that his act did not go well
was blitz though
Thanks for the new pfp
Lol
You're welcome
Wow
Sheesh?
Lip bite and 😩 basically i think, u can google
That would be sus
That is the point 
Me when the:
+
Lmao
This with clown
Challenge Accepted!
Feet pic
U can try finding the non animated version
😳

Feet cheque?
I need feet pictures
For… research purposes..?
Yeah ya
This is good
NOOO
Better idea
😳
More ideas

Gigachad side profile but cheese
Send me an image for this
This chad
Guys, wanna play chess. with voice?
poggers danya accepted my challenge

and crushed me twice
Is that a baby foot? 💀💀💀
Idk i just found it in the Tenor gifs lol

what is bro doing
No, and yes I am bi
unity left?
I didnt see anything wrong
He did?
yeah
Rxg8 and i just win
Yes, that's why his name is white
Oml my opponent has taken 3 and a half minutes to move this is why I hate 10|0
hope he doesnt pull out engine again lmao
its a long tc what do u expect them to do
Be fast 😭
That's why I like 3|0, no time to think, just move
Oh, it's true
im gonna start playing 3+2
more or less yea
Because he can defends with Queen or bi but still a checkmate
black doesn't have to take back
it's not checkers
If they don't take them you take two towers, material gain
might've been better for black to sack the queen for a rook
Rapid is so annoying.. I just blitz every game and lose to noobs with a blitz rating 600-800 points below mine
*play
what part of that looks like the caro kann
that doubled c6 pawn
in what caro kann do you get that
none
why is your name anis, were you unable to choose between anus and anise?
:3
Why anise?
Probably he calculated after Nxe4 Qe7 f3 d5 that wins a knight

what do you guys play when you face the caro? exchange or advance or some other thing
:333
Exchange
goldman
sachs?
goldman
Talkin bout the company?
But y does it sound like Goldman is an opening here 
Shit
Time to...
it is
because it's a variation of the caro kann
JP Morgan 
Morgan Stanley
Wtf 
I can't take all this info 
Lol I have a 4 game loss streak to garbage players
go do some aim training to improve your accuracy
Why is your name npk?
I haven't been winning any game since Feb

Npc + Apk
why is your name zilardavid, was star of david taken?
Dang..
Goku+vegeta= vegito
Gegetu
Bish wtf 
Cagnus + Marlsen= Cagsen
Y does that sound like Anu$
marlboro anu$
Wow
marlnus aboro
Cagmarl Sennus
Dhdhdbsjshhshddiifkshshshehebsb jsjshshehhdhdjdhshNUS
Marlnussy
Chat is so shid rn....||get the pun...
||
Blunder is the new brilliant
Marl||n||ussy?
I'm off to playing some video games
That's a Brilliant move... dont listen to what cc says 
Yes, You have the reason
SEE I TOLD U ||damn u photoshopped that quickly||
Yes, it's brilliant || Obviously the quick editing is noticeable ||
Why
FORK!!!||BRO SACKED THE KNIGHT||
Ok i see it
King eats Knighr
Bishop check
And bishop check king again
And eat Queen per Queen winning a queen
I don’t think the king should be eating knights
"Knighr"...||bro wtf did u just say
||
If he doesn't do it you still win a Queen
New chess word opened 
Yep... blunder is the new brilliant
Emotional manipulation attempt
It is Pxe5 then Qh5+ then Ke7(forced) then Qxe5#
Wait... uk to play 
Yeah but brilliant moves on chess.com aren't something you should care about
Huh???
That was my first opening brillant
First mistake caring about brilliants on chess.com. Nice finds but for your own good know this. Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact of the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.
What if blocc with pawn?
Bro is dropping shocking messages 
G6
bros writing essays
he gonn graduate with an essay on brilliant moves and chess.com marketing
fxe5, Qh5+ g6 Qxe5+ then just block no??
Hello nerds.
Am i missing something
Toes
Do you feel like you're addicted to chess?
That's no good. You need to get help.
I'll cure your addiction.

I'd love to help the brainwashed people
Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here, I’m a nerd,
or am i?
dc
I wish to help the brainwashed people
omg no way let me get my andrew tate fan friend rn
(he is SEVERLY underage)
DADDY?
I can tell you're doing some sort of thing to edit a move that didn't actually get labeled brilliant and giving it a brilliant label but whatever
Saving people from getting brainwashed is my goal
Just a small error in the editing.

I was waiting for an opinion to say that it was edited
Personally i would go Nb4 as well
my teammates in ranked games
And: "HE TAKES THE ROOOOOOK"
I was trying to send something else but found this 
Wait u got teammates?
This is actually a sacrifice?
💀💀
I know what u did there 
My opponent thinks it's a blunder and he doesn't respond now lol
Oh hi.
Anyone interested in giving me Nitro ?
I am interested in taking
Based


Say 2 Randoms emojis That they are not from any discord server but from the default discord
@willow salmon construct this out of cheese emoji
Oh no, I left a banana helpless
Bro it's honestly sad how I'm 1-7 in the last 8 games against people who miss sooo many moves
Gj
Gl doing that every single day
Now a red blunder one or the brilliant one
😔
Brilliant Cheese
Why is it not turquoise cheese
Scandi
Is it normal for my blitz and bullet ratings to be 200-300 points above my rapid?
Maybe if you're better at flagging than checkmating
blitz and bullet are differently skillsets in some way, some people are better at faster TC
im 900 blitz and 1500 on bullet
nice pfp
What about rapid?
True
1200-1100
ty
nah im on mobile
Why has the bing/create gotten so much better
Wtf is the timezone for this server?
Lichess is available for mobile

What
@grim edge wow you have got two pus
HUH
chess hearthstone
I didn't notice pride pawn, bye
hhahhaa
































































1. e4 e5 2. d3 Nc6 3. b3 Nf6 4. Nc3 d6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. h3 Bxf3 7. gxf3 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nxd5 Qxd5 10. d4 Nxd4 11. c3 Nxf3+ 12. Qxf3 Qxf3 13. Bg2 Qxg2 14. Rf1 Qxh3 15. f3 Qg2 16. Be3 O-O-O 17. Bxa7 Rd2 18. Bf2 Rxf2 19. Rxf2 Qxf2+ 20. Kxf2 Bc5+
can anyone rate my game i did very great i was black
K so your blitz is way under your rapid. It's never the other way around
Lol I'm 2 wins 9 losses in the last 11 games while playing people 600 points below my rating
I don't have a rating but your position never felt worse, so you played quite well
can you rate me
you can do it
1 of 10
ingushka06 (147) vs. marsuc1023 (230) i was 200 rating thats relatable
Lmao
My opponents are so garbage
I won 8 out of my last 10 games
Dawg what is 697/1064/230 😭
Wow
ive won 10 out of 10 of my last games
Why your ratios all off
guys i hung my queen
someone wanna make it 11 out of 11
I've seen a 2000 blitz with 300 rapid
wdy
theres a titled player with like 200 rapid somewhere
Your blitz is higher than rapid but bullet is lowest lol
i should look for their account again, sandbagging so cringe
lets go, back to 1400 so i get the 1400-1600 flair (only like 1402 tho so ill be back in about a day)
i won every rapid game
im 730 elo
Why is the scandi the best response for black?
Wow..
im dog shit
it isn't

Why not
Earlier today I saw a 2500 NM with 1600 blitz
First I will reach 1.6k rapid after that I will play blitz at 260 and bully
cuz sicilian exists
?
💀
the sicilian is horrible 1v1 me ill show u @maiden mesa
It’s not fun playing ppl so far from you though
Either way
My opponents are so bad that this is becoming boring..
I will turn on my monkey Brain while playing them
Well i mean like if youre better at lower time controls, shouldnt both bullet and blitz be around the same?
As opposed to how it is now
Like bro how is this guy 1900..
Bro hung rook
i won every blitz game but the game with my classmate that was rated
i premove like hikaru in bullet, i sac queen to lose

bro highlighted the rating
Time to run over a 2100
double underline LMAO
💀
LOL
How do you even hang like this in rapid
Brain slip 😔
Bro was checking emails while chessing
Bro idk... these guys are so bad
That's legit what I'm doing cuz people so slow 😭
Update: Currently running over the 2100
Crushed him
The scandi over Sicilian? What?
Hello random people.
I'm finally properly beating people unlike before. 3 wins in a row after going 2 wins 9 losses in my last 11
Yes
I check discord while playing
Lol
Untrue
I see people who were once like 1300 and now 700 did they get Brain damage or smth?
WSup
How do you lose 500 elo lol
What who did
You let your cat on to your chess.com account.
This guy
Maybe tilting
how is that even possible
if i dropped 500 elo i’d just quit
tilting 500 elo is just absurd
He is my opponent rn
So this is how he lost 500 elo
I can imagine myself doing it
They got dementia related conditions or just sandbagging
:3
If he was sandbagging I wouldn't be paying him for this long so maybe dementia
Playing the world's worst 1900 rn
Bro I just beat a guy in 1 minute
Literally 8 moves
I did the same thing but you beat him in 25 seconds
Or maybe his lil bro playing
I'm sticking with my cat theory.
At least that is what one dude told me
Bro so many people play e5 against e4 at the 1900-2000 rapid levels. Only like 10% of people play it at the 2100 blitz level
Could be a family account where dad pushed to 1300 then toddler tilted
When i roasted him for stalling after blundering queen
He claimed it was a 6 year old on his acc 
That sounds incredibly against TOS 💀
it is
This makes me sure of my previous statement
Lmao
every move I play would blow ding lirens mind
Megumin pfp haha
So what
Oh sheet i should’ve reported that guy then 😔.. he was talking hella trash
I think my opponent is 70 years old
Lil bro resigned
Sometimes we play move that are bs because we think too much. A few days ago I played a move that was a queen blunder after thinking for a minute or two
megumin best

bro-
Have you also watched the movie?
Yes
I'm thinking to watch it
why is ur rating so down tho
shit happens
?
?
I am literally at my peak rn
700 is a very nice rating
?
heh
yus
aaaa
im like 900 but i would destroy you
You created the acc at 400 ?
just saying
You would destroy me for sure
yea
No you would not lol
i would
I'm just a newbie
Real
oh im 700
fck

Mf 1700 rapid
Icarwi claps 24/7
lmao how u cant read
Waht 💀
how is this whole generation dyslexic
💀
Bro
what
@jagged minnow we have the same peak lmfao
Oh got it(barely)
/profile
No more grinding 😞😞
Are you for real
yall are so bad
911 peak and calling 700 low
like stop playing chess

Stop rating discrimination
stop describing yourself
2000 is low for me and I have a 2180 peak
I am 774 now
dayum ok
Yeah that is different
show ur profile cutie
bro what ur age tho
🔥🙏whole chat is against 902b
already did
Brilliant move 
they all haters

ur age?
Is 570-800 in 5 days acceptable?
damn youre a 1700
Btw wanna play rapid game?unrated @grim edge
98
im 14 but im mature for my age
Rapid is so rigged
It's Pogg , took me one or two months to hit 800
im getting pretty old
absolutely
i stopped playing chess 3 months ago 💀
bro ur still older than me
Wth...

where'd you get that from
how old are you
Why so
💀💀💀💀
Doesnt sound like that
i just lefonged 2 people in a row
How old
i should not be on discord rn
yeah i change my age depending on the situation
14 yr olds say stuff like that lol
How old r u?
What time control?
Hi
1+0
<@&745328830649991179> mods eliminate him
I just Greek Gifted someone in rapid ez
i haven't gotten a successful lefong all week last week but i got 2 in a row today
Cya next year have a great time
it's your fault for saying it though
Lol I meant he doesn't sound mature
Self report
i left discord tho so i would not care
I just turned 100 yrs old
I was also abt to ping mods
Lets gooo-

I'll ping you in a min
im not 14 though but alright
STOP PINGING ME
.
I opened my account 8.5 months I played but wasn't focused so I was stuck at 500s then 5 days ago I reached 600 and after focusing properly
@maiden sorrel
i opened my acc day before yesterday
Stop random pinging
be careful guys a vip
?
ok
What's your rating?
800 something
Oh nice
auto translate is so bad, it was "should i sack another pawn" that turned into "should i suck another pond"
What the heeeeeellll
I sucked the last pond dry I need more
Wow
Lol I just got checkmated by 2.200 guy so ironic bro. Dumbest cheater of all time
Real
Lol
What's ur rtgs?
2380
@graceful lintel hard cheats 
What 💀
I'd take hard drugs over hard cheats
exactly what a hard cheater would say
Well it's possible tho
Just accept ur defeat 💀
Bro spawned out of nowhere
- 3 accuracy..
"accept your defeat" sounds like something for an anime
What is soft cheating
cheating like once every couple move or using like the 3rd best line
Nop I don't really watch anime last time I watched an anime was in Feb
Wait so there's hard soft competitive and causal cheating... damn that's a lot
Damn i was kidding 💀
Idk probably report them you might get ur rtgs back
Lol
Sorry man can't talk about the good stuff here
Damn
Was looking forward to it
Sir they took the second rook
If you are suffering from addiction i am here for you
💀
💀
Yeah i was timed out for saying some weiner joke 
I'm suffering from a money addiction I like selling the stuff not using it
Imagine playing a chess game for 4 hours and not winning
....
Take their queen 🤨
My god I feel like I've been playing this same guy for hours
I'd beat my opponents to death with the board if that were the case
well than im not here for you
Well it happened to me 🙂
Not beat them in chess beat them WITH chess
Real relatable and Understandable
take a million of their pawns
I played a 90+30 otb game for 4 hours and drew
if you ever feel bad about your chess, just know you probably have a better W/L ratio than danya
Bro I'd go ballistic
Lollll
I was actually just relieved because it was a super difficult draw to save
Damn How come this happened
Or wait there was a second rook 😳
JEEZ WHAT
Jeez
my balls hurt
132k games 💀💀💀
Christ
Bro is married to chess
Reduce them into atoms
Eye balls? Or…?
Or just remove their existence
Ong fr
I'd be clinically insane if I even played a quarter of that amount
I hate you all equally
And I used to think my 500 games are too much
I think this was a bug
Fr
What more do you want?
Cute cat

I want to cook the cat
Your soul
Best cat
I am as racist as everyone else
This lobster

I wonder what is the opposite of clinical insanity? Outpatient?
I want to eat it raw
Sorry no can do, already ate in the jungle
wait
Understandable
Your cat kinda thicc 👌🏻
WOAH A BIT FAR
Why is that
Is he cat not thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal?
You make me want to do a 360 without jumping
looking back to my early games are a...trip
:3c
Bro I just played a game for the last 20 minutes and drew oml
shes on drugs isnt she
Just play 10min rapid
that was a free queen
they had checkmate in 1
she?
and bro also hate mate
Yea
i just hit 1200
Nice
Nice gg
How long did it took you
I just won a 20 min game and it was the worst experience of my life
Yes
Now imagine a 4 hour otb game
Congrats
Ah
few months]
🤯
Bro how do u rmbr ur username lmfao
How much time it took you to 700-1000
Probs copy/paste the username
My god these opponents are bad
I just do
like 1 week
Based
ayo 6 ;-;
6 years 700-1000??

Yeah..
What💀
I was the best back then too
Reti opening is just the goat.
bro i didn't play for like 3 months and i came back and started beating 1000-1200s
Ur pfp majestic af
Online or off
it took me 50 years to go from 100-350
Because you were like 3000 elo
Anyone here looking for a coach to bring them up to a higher level?
nope.
ofc
noobs rule
im charging 100 euro per min
🙂
Online
I usually take the lift
Wow..
what in the brah
Bet, contact me if you’re trying to get some lessons
Damn you’re selling yourself short!1!1!
how much
100 euro is making elon broke
I know. That's shokoladnyy zayetsʹ
fr bro, actually lemme change my price. 100 euro per second
why not reti opening?
y'all be damn lucky if i choose you
We could discuss that privately, but I won’t charge much dw
My opponents are not real
i love reti
yessss
🗣️💯💰💸💵💶💷💴
🙂
reti fan!
yuh
Reti huddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My opponent when I was in 600s
Wow
I am black side
White has some big booties there
Wat
I was trying to promote 7 queens against Martin but everytime chess.com gives us a stalemate ending. 😦
||I started playing chess this year and I already have 1800||
what classifies as a red brilliant in your guys opinion?
Lmao i have a challenge for you
What?
What... it took me like 10 years to hit 1800
@royal hatch this
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It's online not fide
what in the --beep----
He's just using edits to make martin spawn with no pieces and you with 8 queens
It’s pure luck
Nah it’s not difficult ong
whatever back to pokemon i guess....
I set a goal to reach 1600 this month
Not if you dont sacrifice/ trade anything
Just wait for him to hang everything and gobble it up
Ok---
Then corner the king comfortably and promote and watch for stalemates
i'll just rush
Can we use an engine against players in unrated?
1750 rated opponent resigned in this position
cool goal.
I was at 1500 for more than a month and couldn't raise it, but now it has risen to 1800 by itself and I'm glad about it
knight c6...
is he gonna nuke me with queen? I think he knows what i am doing
He might sacrafise the queen for 1 pawn
phew.
Couldn't he just take the pawn
I hate it when he just blunders the queen with a pawn take.
Yeah
He gives free queen, but THE CHALLENGE IS TO NOT LOSE ANY PIECE!!
Best brilliant
@echo kestrel do you have fide rating?
he's just stalling now.
Yeah it’s pure RNG

Bro thinks he is slick. Free pawn plus 5 points advantage and bro thinks opponent is scared
Class A?
Is this above 1k rating?
how.
Martin vs Martin

i'm up for a chess in the partk game although hopefully, we're both available then
any rating
just wanna see how things go
He turned into werewolf
I lost to werewolf martin
Yea I am playing at 1 am

why am i here to get roasted
we are here to celebrate the 69th aniversary of reti opening
enuiegsgghsu
shishisghysgsuigsgshsusihsisuuisuusyhi
snihsygzgsutgsssiusyg1ug1yuhisyhsiyzsyhsyshishz
Zehqhahahah
i quit
brooooloooo
When I ask someone how they are doing and they start crying
Loss streak
Just look at these great meme gifs and you'll improve
Git gud

I would not let him do it for me
Bruh im finna do that too 😭
Looks like intestine at one frame
Thick buns
Blackburne
The ROOOOccc
Ayo
Sewer lord
people that play BS gambit are mentally unwell
wut
What gambit
Awh 😦
Nothing
I play Duras Gambit
I play botez gambit in bullet
blackburn shilling gambit
u need help
😭
Wat

Oh great I'm playing a 2050 rated 3 year old
But you're no better to have completely losing position 
Frrr
average prodigy
Fr
oh yeah baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥
prodigies arent real
they are just kids with an addiction to a socially acceptable thing
Chess is socially acceptable?
What he means probably is like
who want a tactical duel?
it is considered a good thing imo
Addicted to chess? "He's fine, should be fine"
Addicted to video games "That damn terrible, turn off this stupid computer you stupid ass dimwit"

yeah exactly
“Get away from friends”?
I hate German language, no offense. 
German is hard to learn but I like it
Is it weird to be stuck at a rating like 1200 for 2 months?
Not really
I was stuck in the basement for 2 months
Idk, if it were me it would be just crazy. 
I am already a crazy madman one way or another so wouldn't happen to me 
that one philipine guy ruined whole streak
People on this level tend to repeat mistakes over and over again, maybe that's what you need to work on?
True
I mainly focus on specific types of tactics that lichess tells me that I need to improve. Is this a good way to get out of 1200
My favorite trick works again.
(Not just any random bishop sac, this specific sac where all my pieces are positioned exactly like this)
Nope. Even if you just improve 100 every year, if you start age 15 you'd still be a strong master by age 35.
Make sure your training plan is solid if you're into improvement.
Well I celebrated my birthday 3 days ago. I am 14 years old
Yes, but you should probably also try to keep objective perspective of the position and what are you doing. Learning openings (A.K.A a bit memorizing) is also fine do to. Though you shouldn't focus on this at all too much on this level, but would help
So your main advice is tactics
That's the main way
And not forgetting the mistakes you did and genuinely trying to understand them :)
Also I don't think my main issue is spotting the tactics, The issue is that I'm giving my opponents tactics. Is there any way to do that less other than just playing more and letting the brain pick up on these common mistakes
For example, placing my piece on a wrong square
calculate what would happen if you place it there
Well, those are probably positional strategies your opponent tries to make, let's say engine says it's a not great move by your opponent, but you start to dig in and it's very difficult to come up with a move. That's what objective thinking is and should go this way with everything you do
coming from a 1111 rated 
Gm
Well, That's a bit hard in 10 minute rapid. I mostly tend to place my piece on a random square hoping my opponent does not have much tactics. lol
10 minute rapid is still, kind of fast, for me
That's why you keep being on this level. You should be a bit realistic and assume your opponent won't make an easy mistake at all.
that's right
Well, having more time will sure help, But I want to be good at 10 minute games too

play 15 minutes then as you get better you will be able to play 10 mins no problemo
I am 1200
personal experience
balls
Then stop playing blitz
I play rapid
So basically play on, and try to set up pieces in a way that it neither won't interfere with other pieces or just that make sense in current position (hard to repel/deal with threats, not easy tricks)
he wasn't playing blitz 
I have a great idea, just genius. Moaz vs jacob, become partners and figure why you suck and why the other suck 
uh, suuuuuuure
||Low level players get impatient in complex positional positions!
||
positional positions
yeah that's partially true :)
i will get better tho
mark my wordz
Best part of the side questioning is: Prove it. 
Are defensive move puzzles good to practice for 1200 like me
Sure , why not
Just eat everything you can, except too complex for you yet openings.
But what If I'm gonna be stuck at 1200 anyways
retiiiiiiiiiiii
Doubt = no confidence
No confidence = no gain 
So, I just have to keep going
Who wants a challenge?
Challenge: beat martin without losing any pieces and win plus promote at least 1 queen against him
yeah, don't care. Just try to play best chess you can, and keep going.
Well it kind of sucks that progress is slowing so much at 1200
I was hoping for that to be easier
well, you can't hope, but just do it.
if you truly want to do it. It works, just try hard, not too hard though.
pink chat
Red chat
embed fails
no gain = pain
its just a game guys
Yes a rage game
how to get a speedrun account
Be hikaru
Just make another acc?
2000 + players are geniuses
what
👏
nah it has to be authorized or I will get banned
No pain = no gain
No gain = pain
Pain = gain
Then get it authorised
gain = not pain
Gain = material
hello everyone👋
pain = gain but gain is not pain
But no gain is pain
but pain = gain
Prob ask support for approval first
So It's balanced
Why not pain?
Gaining rating itself is fun but the process is not
So process is pain?
I'm confused cuz of this pain and gain thing
In other words, pain is temporary but glory is forever



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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 767 (peak)
Blitz: 233 (434 peak)
Bullet: 266 (284 peak)
Name: Ben Lin (benti2007)
