💬〡general-off-topic

[tired mason]

1024

[grim edge]

all hail for markus has arrived

[zinc hound]

Eh

[graceful lintel]

Nvm it's extra stuff I won't mind if I'm wrong

[boreal cosmos]

Im always around

[jagged minnow]

730

[graceful lintel]

[jagged minnow]

Lol I need to learn openings theory

[zinc hound]

1000 - 1100 was so fast

[boreal cosmos]

If you have the budget for it sure

[outer hollow]

@tulip linden was i playing with u or sumbody else💀

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[covert cosmos]

kxe8

[normal hatch]

U can go from 1k to 1.6k from just playing

[tired mason]

in 2 months of course

[frosty mountain]

nah

[graceful lintel]

True

[frosty mountain]

idk any openings

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[outer hollow]

me

[normal hatch]

1600s dont know any theory

[tired mason]

Literally playing is an option

[somber bear]

@outer hollow send the challenge bro

[jagged minnow]

I need 1 month and I can get to 1.6k but I would need to be not a lazy but anymore

[frosty mountain]

for blitz or rapid

[tired mason]

Don't need theories when you got a brain😎😎

[zinc hound]

I play the botez gambit

[outer hollow]

name

[covert cosmos]

brilliant

[graceful lintel]

True I haven't studied abt middle game and end game stuff
I just do openings(barely knowing any line)

[tired mason]

Your ass aint getting 1.6k in a month💀💀💀

[jagged minnow]

Ice kube

[normal hatch]

They have neither

[jagged minnow]

It is

[somber bear]

Its luciferjam

[leaden swan]

an ice cube

[zinc hound]

Botez gambit accepted: blunder variation

[boreal cosmos]

Show to prove

[tired mason]

Then do it

[jagged minnow]

Now I gotta attempt it

[frosty mountain]

I can beat 1.8k players with the 4 move checkmate

[jagged minnow]

Don't cry when I out elo you

[tired mason]

bro ain't nobody going from 670 to 1.6k in month you'd have to use stockfish to reach that fast

[leaden swan]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-pawn-blender-lava-loop-gif-21062837

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> oSwqn (elpida32)

This is the Chess.com profile of elpida32. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: oSwqn (elpida32)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1316 (peak)
Blitz: 1975 (peak)
Bullet: 1519 (1595 peak)

[zinc hound]

This guy was better at it than me

[jagged minnow]

I am 730

[sterile tusk]

gl

[boreal cosmos]

Good for yoy

[solid glen]

can anybody game reviw this for me please?
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91727437853?tab=review

[worn ice]

Bills310 (1598) vs. ZhoraKochkin (1601)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2 5. Bxb2 f6 6. Nh3 Nc6 7. Qd5 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nh6 9. a3 Ne7 10. Qh5+ Ng6 11. axb4 d6 12. Nf4 Bg4 13. Qb5+ c6 14. Qxb7 Rb8 15. Qxg7 Rxb4 16. Nxg6 Rg8 17. Bf7+ Nxf7 18. Qxg8+ Kd7 19. Rxa7+ Kc8 20. Ne7+ Kb8 21. Nxc6+ Kc8 22. Nxd8 Rxe4+ 23. Nxe4 f5 24. Nxf7# 

[tired mason]

same thing

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[zinc hound]

Hi 730

[normal hatch]

Average Scandi player

[jagged minnow]

Hi g

[leaden swan]

https://tenor.com/view/power-legendary-reverse-card-econowise-reverse-card-legendary-uno-reverse-card-uno-legendary-reverse-card-gif-23531292

[tired mason]

Fr

[leaden swan]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[sterile tusk]

fr Scandi players are just diffrent

[frosty mountain]

sandbag >

[jagged minnow]

I would reach 1.3k atheist if not 1.6k

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2081 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[tired mason]

1.6k

[graceful lintel]

Best song to listen when ur walking on street in colourful clothes and few mans r walking behind you

[jagged minnow]

Thx I forgot to laugh

[tired mason]

You said 1.6k now you gotta do 1.6k

[leaden swan]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[jagged minnow]

Alr you got it

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-triple-embed-fail-gif-27612196

[jagged minnow]

1v1 me now then we will do it after a month

[normal hatch]

U can reach 1200 from just playing stronger players for a week. Idk if its that easy 1200-1600

[void fjord]

Ha ha @covert cosmos

[frosty mountain]

who here mains rapid

[tired mason]

ok

[covert cosmos]

a

[graceful lintel]

No

you have to study

[tired mason]

the ego is strong on this one

[sterile tusk]

i didnt study anything at chess until 1800 elo

[normal hatch]

Thats how I reached 1200 at first

[jagged minnow]

Yea

[worn ice]

Theonege (1109) vs. MaximTikLive (2251)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nf6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Be2 Nxe4 8. Bd2 Nxd2 9. Qxd2 O-O 10. O-O Re8 11. Rfe1 Qf6 12. a3 Be7 13. Bd3 d5 14. Re3 Bg4 15. Rae1 d4 16. Ne4 Qh6 17. Rg3 Qxd2 18. Nxd2 Bh5 19. Rh3 Bg6 20. Bxg6 fxg6 21. Nf3 Bf6 22. Rxe8+ Rxe8 23. g3 Re2 24. Kf1 Rxc2 25. b4 Rc3 26. g4 Rxa3 27. Kg2 a5 28. bxa5 c5 29. g5 Bxg5 30. Nxg5 Rxh3 31. Kxh3 d3 32. Nf3 d2 33. Nxd2 Kf7 34. a6 Ke6 35. a7 Kd5 36. a8=Q+ Kd4 37. Nf3+ Kc4 38. Qa4+ Kd3 39. Qd7+ Kc4 40. Qxc7 Kb4 41. Qxg7 c4 42. Qxh7 c3 43. Qxg6 Kb3 44. Ne1 Kb2 45. Qc2+ Ka1 46. Qxc3+ Ka2 47. Nd3 Kb1 48. [Qb2#] 

[jagged minnow]

https://play.chess.com/wYBwp

[sterile tusk]

got 1800 just from 3 puzzles a day + just playing

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason I choose black

[graceful lintel]

I mean then I should start playing with stockfish

[sterile tusk]

now started studying and got 1900

[normal hatch]

1200-1600 was a steady grind then

[frosty mountain]

why does everyone study

[zinc hound]

To get good

[novel lava]

Nf5 or e4

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[last verge]

what a wonderful world 🗣️🗣️ (white was 2077 rapid)

[sterile tusk]

over 1800 u need to to get better

[graceful lintel]

Qh5

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow can we do it on lichess

[frosty mountain]

!?

[jagged minnow]

Umm ok

[sterile tusk]

e4 e5 ke2

[normal hatch]

Sf is a bot. Obv I mean playing players who are are very clearly better but are still within your rating range

[graceful lintel]

Bro just gave up

[normal hatch]

Humans

[tired mason]

Alr I'm sending link

[last verge]

it was a depressing game to play

[novel lava]

e4 e5 ke2 qf1 kd1

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow what time?

[novel lava]

qe1

[jagged minnow]

You send me invite I don't know how to do it om lichess

[graceful lintel]

[tired mason]

You quite literally don't even need an account you just click play

[graceful lintel]

I Had a game like that few mins ago

[normal hatch]

God bless

[silver patio]

question, do you love kirby

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow WHAT TIME.

[frosty mountain]

sus

[jagged minnow]

10 min

[covert cosmos]

yes

[graceful lintel]

sus

[grim edge]

Can someone play chess with me?

Send link

[last verge]

real 2100 gameplay

[graceful lintel]

Another question,do you love me?

[tired mason]

Increment or no increment?

[silver patio]

"no"

[covert cosmos]

|| ||

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

That person loves you

[jagged minnow]

No increment

[spice night]

hi

[sterile tusk]

1900-2100s are just diffrent, wether a solid game that reaches to an endgame and 1 person wins with like a pawn up or... 17 blunder 312 mistakes in one game

[upbeat viper]

most common game

[silver patio]

i don't know him

[grim edge]

o

[solid glen]

can anybody game reviw this for me please?
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91727437853?tab=review

[worn ice]

Bills310 (1598) vs. ZhoraKochkin (1601)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2 5. Bxb2 f6 6. Nh3 Nc6 7. Qd5 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nh6 9. a3 Ne7 10. Qh5+ Ng6 11. axb4 d6 12. Nf4 Bg4 13. Qb5+ c6 14. Qxb7 Rb8 15. Qxg7 Rxb4 16. Nxg6 Rg8 17. Bf7+ Nxf7 18. Qxg8+ Kd7 19. Rxa7+ Kc8 20. Ne7+ Kb8 21. Nxc6+ Kc8 22. Nxd8 Rxe4+ 23. Nxe4 f5 24. Nxf7# 

[normal hatch]

Ah I was gonna send an image but no img perms

[frosty mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-23664107

[upbeat viper]

no lichess link

[graceful lintel]

Can't even click at that

[graceful lintel]

Ty

[graceful lintel]

Too much hate

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason it was not me who are you playing against lol

[grim edge]

Lichess. org

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[grave wasp]

@frosty mountain where titled player role?

[upbeat viper]

2070 gameplay

[loud haven]

.

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Magnesium chloride

[last verge]

incredible stuff

[loud haven]

Ye?

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason bruh just dm me

[upbeat viper]

we noobs

[foggy anchor]

I spy a Caro Kann

[covert cosmos]

hehehhearesign

[frosty mountain]

idk i just joined

[tired mason]

I'm half aslepe

[frosty mountain]

you spelled asleep wrong

[last verge]

i get to smurf the u1400 section in a tournament in a week because my rating hasnt entered the official lists free $200

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason bruh it was not me

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow CHECK DMS

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/vb-gif-25663467

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

smh

[last verge]

is that national master the

[upbeat viper]

won't be able to do that

I'll get my fide rating in 8 days

[grim edge]

LMAOOO

[upbeat viper]

will be like 1638F for the first one I guess

[grave wasp]

ip logger.com 💀

[upbeat viper]

that's too high to smurf

[last verge]

iplogger.com

[last verge]

sadge

[frosty mountain]

watchu gon do bout it

[grave wasp]

ofc the mod doesnt delete the obvious ip logger

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow where the hell are you

[frosty mountain]

i smurf otb and online

[grim edge]

come on it wasnt that obvious

[grave wasp]

there we go

[jagged minnow]

It doesn't let me play lol

[tired mason]

YOUR WHITE BRK

[last verge]

bro is NOT smurfing otb 💀🙏🏼🙏🏼

[jagged minnow]

Let's just have 1v1 in chess.com unrated

[frosty mountain]

you can't ban me otb 🙂

[tired mason]

ITS UNRATED BRO

[grim edge]

me

[jagged minnow]

I CAN'T PLAY BRO

[frosty mountain]

10 min too long

maybe 30 seconds

[jagged minnow]

I can't move pieces

[graceful lintel]

Why bully innocent kids
What did they did to you

[tired mason]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT PLAY

[jagged minnow]

After I joined

[last verge]

adhd moment

[frosty mountain]

I just tank my ratings 🙂

[frosty mountain]

facts I can't do anything more than 1 min

[graceful lintel]

[frosty mountain]

what's ur otb

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow I WILL FJUCKING SEND ANOTHER LINK IF IT AINT WORKING I AINT PLAYING CUH

[jagged minnow]

Bruh just play on chess app

[graceful lintel]

Like 2800 smth classical

[jagged minnow]

Why you wanna play on lichess

[frosty mountain]

na but fr tho

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-falling-falling-from-chair-world-rapid-blitz-gif-24317443

[abstract thistle]

guys when will chess get a new update

its been the same for over 1500 years

[tired mason]

@jagged minnow your move

[sterile tusk]

when bro plays the QGA he should at least know a little theory... 1900 loses on 5. move 😭

[graceful lintel]

Idk I don't have otb ratungs💀
I also don't really play chess online nowdays
Studies pressure is killing me

[foggy anchor]

I thought castling and en passant were relatively recent updates eh

[abstract thistle]

not enough

[frosty mountain]

tf

You should play 1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Bc5 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. Qxh7#

1900s fall for it I'm not lying

[covert cosmos]

kek

[sterile tusk]

when my dad played chess in russia 30 years ago there was no en passent

[tired mason]

The urge to punch white toddlers and throw a jar full of my piss in them

[frosty mountain]

how do you throw something in them

[foggy anchor]

Well there are DLCs like crazyhouse, chess960, antichess. But the base game isn't forecasted to get an update until the 2200s at least

[sterile tusk]

ik but i dont wanna lose tho even when some fall for it xD

[tired mason]

at*

[frosty mountain]

you won't lose with it trust me

[abstract thistle]

shit it even got a multiplayer update with 4 people

[languid osprey]

how could u state that israel is being oppressed by palestine and defending themself when the statistics look like this

[zinc hound]

Why they gotta be white

[silver patio]

bro they literally just hit egypt near the border

[hushed shuttle]

fr

[silver patio]

that's so stupid

[crimson meadow]

Politics moment

[graceful lintel]

Me living in hidden basement of north korea underground so I won't get caught by kim
And not knowing what's going in world

[foggy anchor]

I think this is it, this is going to boil over

[languid osprey]

wow... and apparnetly israel used white phosphorus too which is illegal and disapproved by the UN

[crimson meadow]

have been using them for years

[foggy anchor]

I wish I had a secure underground bunker right now, I live like I could anyway

[crimson meadow]

[graceful lintel]

[silver patio]

israel's middle name is war_crimes lmao

[zinc hound]

Same

[hushed shuttle]

make one

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-23664107

[graceful lintel]

It's not secure

[graceful lintel]

No no noooooo dies

[crimson meadow]

9 injured and 1 critical

[last verge]

there is no hell on earth like 1+0 endgames

[drowsy crest]

you stole my meme :<

[grave wasp]

ah yes Qxh7 checkmate

[foggy anchor]

I'm looking it up and apparently cost starts from $35,000 minimum to build on

[drowsy crest]

Chatgpt mate

[solid glen]

Please game review this for me
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91727437853?tab=review

[worn ice]

Bills310 (1598) vs. ZhoraKochkin (1601)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2 5. Bxb2 f6 6. Nh3 Nc6 7. Qd5 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nh6 9. a3 Ne7 10. Qh5+ Ng6 11. axb4 d6 12. Nf4 Bg4 13. Qb5+ c6 14. Qxb7 Rb8 15. Qxg7 Rxb4 16. Nxg6 Rg8 17. Bf7+ Nxf7 18. Qxg8+ Kd7 19. Rxa7+ Kc8 20. Ne7+ Kb8 21. Nxc6+ Kc8 22. Nxd8 Rxe4+ 23. Nxe4 f5 24. Nxf7# 

[languid osprey]

ikr, israel shows no regard to morals and its crazy how they condemn the holocaust when they are carrying out a genocide to their neighbors

[hushed shuttle]

@covert cosmos i got the blue square to jump now

[foggy anchor]

Actually they're a complete disgrace to endgames, because 90% of the time people have no time to actually think them through and play good moves, because they're <5 seconds left and have to just flag

[covert cosmos]

woo

[solid glen]

Please game review this for me
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91727437853?tab=review

[hushed shuttle]

:D

[worn ice]

Bills310 (1598) vs. ZhoraKochkin (1601)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. c3 dxc3 4. Bc4 cxb2 5. Bxb2 f6 6. Nh3 Nc6 7. Qd5 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nh6 9. a3 Ne7 10. Qh5+ Ng6 11. axb4 d6 12. Nf4 Bg4 13. Qb5+ c6 14. Qxb7 Rb8 15. Qxg7 Rxb4 16. Nxg6 Rg8 17. Bf7+ Nxf7 18. Qxg8+ Kd7 19. Rxa7+ Kc8 20. Ne7+ Kb8 21. Nxc6+ Kc8 22. Nxd8 Rxe4+ 23. Nxe4 f5 24. Nxf7# 

[crimson meadow]

Israel always have been doing these things
Its only until recent times and more people being on the internet that the outside world is actually seeing it now

[zinc hound]

Review it yourself

[solid glen]

I donjt have diamond

[drowsy crest]

jews villain arc

[tulip lichen]

qxf7

[wind vector]

I have a 100% win rate in the last 2 weeks in rook v rook endgames 👍

[grave wasp]

truly a chess moment

[tulip lichen]

💀

[zinc hound]

Use your 1 free review for the day

[solid glen]

ive alr used it

[grim edge]

@grim edge rematch

[zinc hound]

Then wait till tomorrow

[languid osprey]

ppl are justifying the massacres carried by israel by saying that the "country" warns civilians ahead of time before bombing them but with that logic, russians should also receive western support if they do the same

[solid glen]

Im not waiting till tomorrow

[zinc hound]

Yes you are

[solid glen]

no im not

[zinc hound]

Yes you are

[crimson meadow]

real
and many many lies

[tulip lichen]

Bxf7 Kxf7 Qf3 Qxa8

[solid glen]

make me

[tulip lichen]

ez sacrifice

[grim edge]

i wouldve won if i didnt blunder that knight

[languid osprey]

i dont get why chess.com isnt censoring the israel flag like they did to russia 😭 crazy

[zinc hound]

I don't need to, cause you don't have a choice lol

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/won-you-have-you-think-yoda-bring-it-gif-17972207

[grim edge]

wtf is going on there

[drowsy crest]

What does cc has to do with it?

[solid glen]

yes, I do have a choice, people in this discord server game review games for each other all the time @zinc hound

[grim edge]

why did they censor the russian flag?

[grim edge]

jus because they invaded ukraine doesn’t mean chess gets to remove someone’s identity

[grave wasp]

chess.com should just censor every flag so no one can complain anymore

[tulip lichen]

tbh good idea

let's remove the flags

[grim edge]

add pride flags to cc

[grave wasp]

hell no

[tulip lichen]

💀

[zinc hound]

Good point, but you're wrong

[alpine haven]

True cause hypocrisy is bad

[zinc hound]

Same

[grim edge]

i want everyone who plays against me know im a midget femboy

[solid glen]

stfu already

[zinc hound]

No

[grave wasp]

fxck no

[grim edge]

like the food?

OH WAIT NO THE ANIMALS

[tulip lichen]

when a cheater from a country gets put on a levy video SOME people find this as an excuse for racism

[grim edge]

homophobic 😡😡 we live in a cisciety 😦

[grave wasp]

you eat turtles wtf

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

what

[zinc hound]

They're tasty

[languid osprey]

it was a way to express disapproval for their invasion in ukraine, and if u check ian nepomniachtchi's profile rn u can see that the flag is gray

[grim edge]

there’s a food called turtles

[tulip lichen]

wow the pride flags are a country now

[grim edge]

it’s a delicious chocolate

[covert cosmos]

choclit

[grim edge]

you guys should eat turtles

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

it’s a good chocolate

[grim edge]

no

[grave wasp]

uhm

[void fjord]

Does Minecraft count?

[grim edge]

i hate chocolate

[grim edge]

are you a dog

[alpine haven]

White turtle is delicious

[tulip lichen]

some people eat turtles

[void fjord]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

no im a neurodivergent midget femboy

[grim edge]

yeah it’s good chocolate

[tulip lichen]

they taste like sweet fish

[grave wasp]

I used to own a turtle

[tulip lichen]

wait what

[covert cosmos]

i own a kirby

[zinc hound]

Not every flag on cc is a country

[grim edge]

there’s a chocolate called turtles

[grim edge]

kosovo

[grave wasp]

its in another continent now

the alive kind

[grim edge]

it’s sold under nestlé

[tulip lichen]

alr bro what flags aren't a country

[grave wasp]

not the chocolate

[grim edge]

kosovo

[tulip lichen]

we were talking about country flags smh

[grave wasp]

international

[grim edge]

the gay flag

[void fjord]

😶 sry I practiced combo on em….

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grave wasp]

I forgot the turtle at home

[tulip lichen]

we were talking about COUNTRY flags

[void fjord]

Idk but I’m hungry stop talking about bread!

[zinc hound]

The US virgin islands

[grave wasp]

I accidentally set my chess.com flag as Tuvalu

[covert cosmos]

pizza

[tulip lichen]

tf is that

[zinc hound]

A US territory

[alpine haven]

Sushi

[peak plank]

Was it in a tournament?

[tulip lichen]

then don't play blitz simple as that

[tired mason]

I don't wanna sound racist even though I AM.

[void fjord]

Imma figuratively kill ya

[zinc hound]

Woah

[sleek zealot]

dude i have no fuxing clue my chess club wanted me to play in it it was only one game

[tall orchid]

BRO

[worn anchor]

Just beat Noam (2200 bot) for the first time three crowns !!!!

[tall orchid]

[tame elbow]

Guyss . What does "-/-" mean?????

[grim edge]

learn from your mistakes lil bro

[foggy anchor]

Draw

[peak plank]

That's lichess

[sleek zealot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/2us1czjE3p?tab=analysis&move=87

[tired mason]

Bro that's lichess

[worn anchor]

thats lichess game review

[grim edge]

me with your balls

[sleek zealot]

I LITERALLY SUCK BUT WE NO TALK BOUT THAT

[hushed shuttle]

so what dumbass

[tall orchid]

people use lc for game review

[peak plank]

Maybe see if you have a FIDE profile thrn

[tired mason]

It's shit

[night yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[hushed shuttle]

proof?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2081 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[sleek zealot]

later

[tame elbow]

DON'T IGNORE

[worn anchor]

[night yacht]

🛌

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[tame elbow]

😭

[void fjord]

I’m sooo hungry my eyes just started watering…

[tired mason]

i wanna see if the best 1 in a million move is brilliant

[zinc hound]

It means "I hate African Americans"

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-fail-gif-8670027723805715741

[zinc hound]

Brilliant moves aren't 1 in a million

[grim edge]

americans

[void fjord]

Fudge maaaaaaaaan

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason bro accept friend req

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-bad_day-disaster-warehouse-fml-gif-8740481

[tired mason]

I don't care you get my point

I want to see my brilliants

[foggy anchor]

me at work

[upbeat viper]

you ate .. me ?

wat

[zinc hound]

Brilliants don't mean anything

[upbeat viper]

I am onigiri

.._

[tame elbow]

GODDAM

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/onigiri-rice-cake-rice-ball-japanese-sushi-gif-24991154

[grim edge]

you guys are so mf gorgeous

[alpine haven]

I ate chicken and onigiri today

[upbeat viper]

https://www.twitch.tv/chess

btw

[hushed shuttle]

ew twitch

[foggy anchor]

I ate lean beef that I fried for 4 minutes

[tired mason]

I know but the satisfaction of getting it is insne

[tulip lichen]

fr

[peak plank]

You offered a draw or accepted one? @sleek zealot

[foggy anchor]

Not as bad as I expected

[jagged minnow]

Yes I am

[tired mason]

it's better satisfaction than the satisfaction you getin bed

[zinc hound]

Fair point

[foggy anchor]

Toughens the jawline as well

[covert cosmos]

me

[void fjord]

Well idk about fm gorgeous but definitely gorgeous

[zinc hound]

Speak for yourself

[grim edge]

pretty boy

[green sentinel]

India just won a match against new zealand after 20 years

[hushed shuttle]

frfr

[sleek zealot]

accepted but i would've shuffled my king back and forth if he didn't offer one anyway

[grim edge]

thanks pookie

[grim edge]

being mf gorgeous is better than being gorgeous

[jagged minnow]

Have a match with me tmrw

[upbeat viper]

you havin fun basting those peeps ?

[grim edge]

is it weird that i do both?

[viral epoch]

No

[grim edge]

neither i shit in my pants

[tired mason]

Im not gay

[grim edge]

as a kid i didn’t know how to pee sitting down so i just made my entire bathroom a war zone

[hushed shuttle]

doesn't count if it is while shitting

[jagged minnow]

Neither I am

[tulip lichen]

dumbass he said "if the best 1 in a million moves is brilliant" he's not saying brilliants are 1 in a million

[tired mason]

If you got a wee wee then you gotta stand up

[covert cosmos]

every day i hear the boys talking about shitting in the urinal thing

[devout atlas]

e is just Euler's number lol, it's the number of logarithms. I think you might mean the octonions e1 to e8, but those are barely ever used. It starts with our real numbers and the imaginary i, which make up the complex numbers, then the quaternions including j and k, and only then the octonions.

[foggy anchor]

I'm gonna do more chess AI but this time not just thirst traps

[peak plank]

You forgot the loss in the blitz game

[viral epoch]

But if I stand up I go firefighter mode

[void fjord]

but I don’t like the original meaning 😢

[grim edge]

eulers formula

[peak plank]

Or rather didn't include

[upbeat viper]

yeah to not hurt your feelings

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[upbeat viper]

because blitz is something you don't want to talk about

[grim edge]

ratio

[tired mason]

ok

[viral epoch]

Much easier to avoid all that by sitting down

[upbeat viper]

[peak plank]

My nick was "playing unrated till I lose" yesterday

[jagged minnow]

@tired mason I could defeat you with black rn

[tulip lichen]

+motivation if it was your homie

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

i’m a fire extinguisher 😩

[jagged minnow]

[grim edge]

somebody’s gotta recharge me

[devout atlas]

e^(ix)=cos(180x/π)+i sin(180x/π), yes.

But the number e itself isn't imaginary

[upbeat viper]

make this pix

[grim edge]

:3c

[hushed shuttle]

:3c==

[alpine haven]

Nerd

[zinc hound]

You wanna play a few matches?

[grim edge]

omg haiii stormy

[jagged minnow]

I am not fat 😦

[void fjord]

So you’re telling me that e is a number?

[grim edge]

seems simple

[tulip lichen]

ayo

[grim edge]

chubby

[peak plank]

After two OTB tourneys, I will

[foggy anchor]

The first! Guess what style of anime is this based on

[grim edge]

ORMY

[hushed shuttle]

hewo

[devout atlas]

Bro's never heard of algebra?

[peak plank]

(which means after two weeks )

[hushed shuttle]

UCKY

[grim edge]

jojos

[grim edge]

i shaved my legs :3

[tulip lichen]

jjba

[jagged minnow]

Nah bro I am a stick

[foggy anchor]

Yep Jojo good guesses

[upbeat viper]

great

[viral epoch]

They'd deserve a kissy for that

[void fjord]

Math isn’t my strong suit… honestly I’m not sure if I have a strong suit…

[hushed shuttle]

very nice

[viral epoch]

Good job

[tulip lichen]

ayo

[grim edge]

hi bast:)

[upbeat viper]

hi

[devout atlas]

Quadratic formula
ax²+bx+c
x=(-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a
Cubic formula
ax³+bx²+cx+d
³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)+√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³) v ³√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)-√((-b³/27a³+bc/6a²-d/2a)²+(c/3a-b²/9a²)³)-b/3a

Monstrous difference (and yes I know the cubic formula by heart)

[covert cosmos]

no

[upbeat viper]

inappropriate messages

[hushed shuttle]

agreed

[upbeat viper]

._.

[grim edge]

anyone with that amount of knowledge should be locked up in an asylum

[foggy anchor]

My gf has ___

[grim edge]

hairy legs are inappropriate?

[tulip lichen]

= 12.34535

[grim edge]

they’re gonna collapse from their own genius

[hushed shuttle]

ig..

[upbeat viper]

this is a chess server

[devout atlas]

Aw man I don't want to go back to prison : (

[tulip lichen]

ick

[foggy anchor]

Pretty easy one

[iron barn]

ouch

[mellow plover]

let's move on from this topic please

[devout atlas]

?

[grim edge]

not a prison, an asylum. a prison would be too soft for you

[tulip lichen]

naruto

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[void fjord]

It’s a chess server

[foggy anchor]

Yep, clothes just give it away

[covert cosmos]

kirby

[devout atlas]

[grim edge]

babies

[upbeat viper]

hai

[void fjord]

Queens are bald…

[foggy anchor]

Lmao

[upbeat viper]

cuz wood doesn't

[grand badge]

hi guys

[grim edge]

my wood has lots of hair

[mellow plover]

hiho Bas u amazing

[night yacht]

🤨

[upbeat viper]

u 2

[grim edge]

am smooth :3

[viral epoch]

[mellow plover]

[hushed shuttle]

dont believe u

[tulip lichen]

are you 9

[viral epoch]

Smooth is very fun

[grim edge]

why

[grim edge]

want proof

[jagged minnow]

Best Gambit to play against magnus Carlsen

[covert cosmos]

door

[worn ice]

Poncjusz8 (1950) vs. elpida32 (1966)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. a3 a6 4. h3 Nf6 5. d3 Nc6 6. Bg5 e6 7. Nc3 h6 8. Bh4 g5 9. Bg3 b5 10. Qd2 Nh5 11. Bh2 Bg7 12. Be2 d5 13. exd5 exd5 14. Qe3+ Qe7 15. Qxe7+ Nxe7 16. g4 d4 17. Ne4 Nf4 18. Bxf4 gxf4 19. Nd6+ Kd7 20. Ne4 Kc6 21. O-O-O Kb6 22. Nd6 Be6 23. g5 Rad8 24. Ne4 hxg5 25. Nfxg5 Bd5 26. h4 f6 27. Nf3 f5 28. Neg5 Bf6 29. Rdg1 Nc6 30. Rh3 c4 31. dxc4 bxc4 32. Rhh1 d3 33. cxd3 cxd3 34. Bd1 Rc8 35. Kb1 Nd4 36. Rh3 Ne2 37. Bxe2 dxe2 38. Re1 Rce8 39. Rh2 Bxf3 40. Nxf3 Re7 41. Ng1 Rg8 42. Rh1 Bd4 43. Rxe2 Rxg1+ 44. Rxg1 Rxe2 45. Rg6+ Kb7 46. f3 Rxb2+ 47. Kc1 Ra2 48. Rg5 Rxa3 49. Rxf5 Rxf3 50. Rf7+ Kb6 51. h5 Ka5 52. h6 Re3 53. h7 Rh3 54. Kc2 f3 55. Rf5+ 

[viral epoch]

[tulip lichen]

MODS SEND THIS DUDE TO THE SHADOW REALM

[grim edge]

:3

[devout atlas]

He'd notice the pieces are gone lmao

[tulip lichen]

nothing g you good

fr

[grim edge]

Skibidi Skibidi

[tulip lichen]

they have logs bro

[night yacht]

he didnt get muted did he

[tulip lichen]

now they'll 100% see it

[alpine haven]

Well everyone knows what that mean only kids don’t

[tulip lichen]

even kids know bro

they have access to know that shit

[upbeat viper]

doesn't have anything to do here

:)

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

sticking out your tongue for the picture

[devout atlas]

The cubic formula isn't even complex to understand, just to remember

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1495 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[zinc hound]

How long would it take me to get to 1500?

[alpine haven]

???

[foggy anchor]

where r u rn

[grim edge]

and how do you remember that?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmaermaer

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1503 peak)
Blitz: 822 (1067 peak)
Bullet: 815 (1073 peak)

[foggy anchor]

and what time control

[zinc hound]

I've beaten high elo players but getting there seems long

[foggy anchor]

This one is SO GOOD

[covert cosmos]

no

[devout atlas]

I don't have dementia?

[normal hatch]

Is that persona

[devout atlas]

I don't have dementia?

[night yacht]

🤔

🤔

[devout atlas]

Gotta go

[zinc hound]

Why is your Spotify playlist just 3 anime lofi songs

[devout atlas]

Airplane time ✈️

[covert cosmos]

banned for spamming

[night yacht]

i was going through a phase back then

[foggy anchor]

How do you know what their spotify playlist is

[hushed shuttle]

meow

[zinc hound]

I stalk them

[graceful lintel]

Oh didn't get anything
I'll study it next year 👽 so I should focus on my current syllabus

[zinc hound]

Uh huh

[night yacht]

i thought listening to lofi was cool and mysterious yknow 🕵️ 🔥

🤢

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[foggy anchor]

I dont like lofi because I find the beat distracting

Remove the beat its great. sadge

[night yacht]

lofi is mad overrated imo anyway

[zinc hound]

I can focus on like 3 things at once

I can watch something play a game and cook at the same time

[foggy anchor]

Same

I've been reading Lookism while listening to finance docus

But cooking as well is mad

if it has a bit to it

[foggy anchor]

how does kirby discrete it

[neon parrot]

this 1200 rating is such a road block

[foggy anchor]

I mean excrete

[neon parrot]

I can't get past 1200 😦

[peak plank]

Rip

[night yacht]

im still 500 elo baby 😎

[peak plank]

Wait you seem familiar

[grand badge]

@zinc hound how did you got this role "1100-1199" rated?

[peak plank]

Why aren't you connected

[covert cosmos]

nedder

[neon parrot]

I am stuck for 2 months

[lone zenith]

BRO WDYMM

[neon parrot]

😦

[peak plank]

Me being stuck at 2k for a year:

[zinc hound]

By being 1100-1199

[neon parrot]

I am doscouraged

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

[zinc hound]

I got stuck from 900-1000 for like a month

[void fjord]

Same someone is trying to buy me a gift for my party…😶

[zinc hound]

And then I got 1000 - 1180 in 2 days

[lone zenith]

me being 6000 for likie some time now

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/awooga-waddle-dee-kirby-eyes-waddle-dee-awooga-gif-15447317560871278548

[graceful lintel]

[grand badge]

I understand, but how did you get this role on the server? did you contact the moderators?

[zinc hound]

No I verified my account

[grand badge]

ah, ok

[foggy anchor]

My top Ryan Gosling movies:

1. Drive
2. The Big Short
3. La La Land
4. Blade Runner 2049
5. The Place Beyond the Pines

[zinc hound]

What's a bad Adam Sandler movie?

[lone zenith]

batman?

[zinc hound]

What

[cobalt plover]

La La Land is one of my favourite movies

[neon parrot]

Being stuck at 1200 sucks

[void fjord]

Idk but I want that hot dog 🌭 in your pfp so bad!

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgEbWaLNAE

[grim edge]

i think bro has dementia

[upbeat viper]

very good medley

[grim edge]

WAIT YOURE FLYING?

[zinc hound]

Get good lmao

[covert cosmos]

🤨

[neon parrot]

For 2 months I am stuck

[zinc hound]

Oh damn

[grim edge]

i don’t hot dogs are yucky

[void fjord]

I’m hungry.

[covert cosmos]

no

[night yacht]

[cobalt plover]

Hot Dogs are delicious

[neon parrot]

I reached 1200 in 6 months and now I am stuck

[night yacht]

fr

[grim edge]

then eat my two big watermelons

[void fjord]

Unreal American! Rahhhhh

[stable mirage]

yes, but NO KETCHUP

[warm hedge]

the caro kann

[covert cosmos]

yes ketchup

[warm hedge]

is garbage !

[stable mirage]

no ketchup

[cobalt plover]

How do you eat hot dog without ketchup

[covert cosmos]

YES KETCHUPB

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

or mustard gas

[night yacht]

no sauce at all 😎

[warm hedge]

sirius means dogs whom he finds hot ! not the american bs !

[covert cosmos]

yes

[stable mirage]

with normal toppings .-.

[hushed shuttle]

?

[covert cosmos]

mustard good

[cobalt plover]

Normal topping is ketchup?

[stable mirage]

???

[warm hedge]

:unwise:

[covert cosmos]

yes

[night yacht]

ketchup is actually DISGUSTIIING

[grim edge]

:unwise:

[stable mirage]

nop

[void fjord]

Woah

[cobalt plover]

The fried onion belongs on hotdogs

[neon parrot]

I am stuck At 1200 😦

[cobalt plover]

It’s a must

[warm hedge]

ketchup ruins it

[void fjord]

Agreed

[grim edge]

i’m finna reach 700 elo

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-emoji-fail-gif-21432123

[warm hedge]

mayo is good

[void fjord]

Mayo is good

[zinc hound]

Mayo sucks

[warm hedge]

bro this server doesent allow emoji's from other servers

[neon parrot]

Why people say 1400 is easy rating to get to‽?

[cobalt plover]

Mayo is good but not on hot dogs no?

[warm hedge]

cuz 1400's are bad

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[drowsy crest]

Mayo is good

[stable mirage]

ketchup is trash tier

[warm hedge]

[grim edge]

Mayo > ketchup

[covert cosmos]

NO

[neon parrot]

I domt think so

[covert cosmos]

ketchup good

[warm hedge]

ketchup is american propaganda !

[upbeat viper]

probably because you're not connected or trusted

[drowsy crest]

I eat ketchup with ice cream

[cobalt plover]

Ketchup = Mayo

[void fjord]

I’m gonna have to try it

[stable mirage]

that goes without saying, everything > ketchup

[night yacht]

🧢

[zinc hound]

I am bad but I beat good players!!

[warm hedge]

ah ic

[neon parrot]

I find it very difficult to get any rating that is past 1200. Its like a different level entirely.

[worn ice]

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[stable mirage]

wtf

[warm hedge]

gj

[cobalt plover]

I would say ketchup may be better than terrorism but it’s your opinion

[covert cosmos]

ok i change my opinion about ketchup

[drowsy crest]

Epik combination indeed

[zinc hound]

I beat a 700 once!!

[warm hedge]

wild

[neon parrot]

I think that 1200 - 1400 Is where most people are right now

[stable mirage]

ketchup is incredibly terrible

[drowsy crest]

You like it even more now?

[stable mirage]

are you high

[covert cosmos]

no

[drowsy crest]

Can confirm

[night yacht]

wait till i get pic perms 💯

[neon parrot]

Most people are lower, yes

[zinc hound]

Gg

[stable mirage]

I meant on illegal substances

[drowsy crest]

Higher

[neon parrot]

No, it's definetly not higher

[drowsy crest]

It is

[cobalt plover]

I am higher

[covert cosmos]

probably yes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[neon parrot]

If you consider all of players

[cobalt plover]

[zinc hound]

I beat Carlos Magnusson

[drowsy crest]

Often happens when people come near me

[grim edge]

The game said i played like a 2000 even tho im 1300 i can die in peace now

[cobalt plover]

There should be an anime or something about chess

[neon parrot]

It's hard not to be average at chess, this is what I'm saying

[drowsy crest]

Us

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094

[cobalt plover]

Omg Same

[upbeat viper]

so am I

[neon parrot]

Monologs are fun

[grim edge]

The game was a draw and game said both of us played like a 2000 with 93.5 acc 💀

[drowsy crest]

I am closer to 0 than I am to 2000

[upbeat viper]

I'm closer to the #1 rating in rapid than to my first rapid rating

[drowsy crest]

Cheater 😭

[cobalt plover]

Congratulations

[grim edge]

Im closer to death than birth

[covert cosmos]

are you though

[grim edge]

Nahhhh we both 1300 😭 and it was a 15|10

[zinc hound]

What's the highest elo player you guys have beat?

[stable mirage]

some 2475 I think

[drowsy crest]

How many moves

[drowsy crest]

Little too specific

[grim edge]

47

[neon parrot]

I never understood how 1200 is bad. At worst its average. I am an average player. And that's great in my eyes

[stable mirage]

that’s the estimate I remember

[cobalt plover]

My Average elo king

[neon parrot]

Being average is decent

[upbeat viper]

1200 is beginner still

[drowsy crest]

Nah 💀so your telling me I have to beat people like you to get 1400

[upbeat viper]

I mean, if you were to go in a chess club you'd get probably crushed there

[grim edge]

mf im also tryna get 1400 💀

[supple imp]

700 is average but 1200 is still bad

[covert cosmos]

ok but you literally just said that you were 'discouraged'

[upbeat viper]

because the average club player is above 1200 cc

[zinc hound]

I've beaten good players

[drowsy crest]

Exactly gang but my average acc is 72 cuz I play tilted

[stable mirage]

best bullet win is 2490 best blitz is 2465

[supple imp]

Bro why are you complaining about having to play garbage players

[upbeat viper]

ban bullet

[cobalt plover]

I’ve beaten 1585 otb

[stable mirage]

nu

[zinc hound]

I beat a 300 once!

[drowsy crest]

I am one of the garbage players

[supple imp]

So it's fair

[neon parrot]

I am very discouraged

[grim edge]

The game gives higher acc if you dont blunder 💀. Still opp had 3 inaccuracys and i had 4 inaccuracies

[drowsy crest]

I have like 23 blunders on avg

[mild nest]

1200 cc could beat some people at the chess club but anyone with a decent amount of experience will roll him

[covert cosmos]

'i am discouraged'
'its good enough for me'
What are you babbling about 😭

[neon parrot]

Its definetly the more experienced beginner, one that plays for half a year or more. From what i saw

[upbeat viper]

sure sure

[drowsy crest]

Imagine being a club player and getting destroyed by someone who started a month ago

[supple imp]

Sure but they're still garbage

[cobalt plover]

Damn that’s great

[grim edge]

I started march 2022 but ive taken a long break from chess lol

[upbeat viper]

but still many mistakes and a lack of endgame comprehension

[cobalt plover]

I mean your accuracy

[mild nest]

the people that would lose also started a month ago

[drowsy crest]

Nope, I disagree

[upbeat viper]

and maybe a lack of plans in the midgame

[neon parrot]

I always wanted 1400 rating, but it is too hard, so I kind of quit. But I still like to chat here

[wispy flare]

@brittle wagon hey I learned few things from you. Thank You 🙂

[grim edge]

How do you get that name color

[mild nest]

"too hard" 💀

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094

[mild nest]

be 2800+

[grim edge]

NAHHHHHH

[stable mirage]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

o

[zinc hound]

The funny part is we got estimated as 300s

[supple imp]

@grim edge my rapid and your blitz are really close actually but I can't play blitz ffs

[cobalt plover]

They played better but you played well

[drowsy crest]

Kenobi wanna play

[lone zenith]

im s o cololol gsuys

[supple imp]

Matters what type of game it was

[grim edge]

Btw my game with the opponent the game estimated both of us as 2000s

[neon parrot]

1400 is hard for me. I'd see it as insanely go

[grim edge]

gg pro

[grim edge]

Sure

[covert cosmos]

me:

[drowsy crest]

This is the 3rd time your telling me this 😭

[grim edge]

Its still so funny

h

No

[supple imp]

I played my last game at 95 acc but it was against a 1700 so it was really easy but against a 2000 you get more complicated games so lower acc @cobalt plover

[neon parrot]

Do you guys actually enjoy xhess

[lone zenith]

me lol

[drowsy crest]

Gimme a 2 mins

[lone zenith]

yea

[zinc hound]

Now I feel worse about myself

[lone zenith]

im willing to ig

[cobalt plover]

I understand

[mild nest]

yes

[grim edge]

Sometimes i wanna punch the game review guy

[lone zenith]

you mean stockfish?

[cobalt plover]

Do you also want some credit card information or something

[supple imp]

Gamblers rule dictates whatever you earn you'll lose get ready for 20 loss streak

[grim edge]

Nah when u go into game review there’s this man over here

[zinc hound]

The last good game I played was against a 2000

[lone zenith]

oh yea the coach

[worn ice]

elpida32 (1947) vs. Galimzhanov_Temirbek (1816)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Bf4 Bf5 4. h3 h6 5. c3 e6 6. Nbd2 Nf6 7. Ne5 Bd6 8. e3 Qc7 9. g4 Bh7 10. h4 Nbd7 11. g5 Ne4 12. gxh6 gxh6 13. Ndf3 f6 14. Nd3 O-O-O 15. Bh3 Kb8 16. Bxe6 Rde8 17. Bf7 Re7 18. Bh5 Bxf4 19. Nxf4 Nxc3 20. bxc3 Qxf4 21. Ne5 Qf5 22. Bg4 Qe4 23. Bf3 Qf5 24. Bg4 Qe4 25. Bxd7 Qxh1+ 26. Ke2 Qxd1+ 27. Rxd1 fxe5 28. Bh3 exd4 29. cxd4 Kc7 30. Bg4 Rhe8 31. Rf1 Rf8 32. Rd1 Bf5 33. Bxf5 Rxf5 34. a4 Rh5 35. Rh1 Re4 36. f4 Re8 37. Kf3 Rg8 38. Rh3 a6 39. Rg3 Rxg3+ 40. Kxg3 Rf5 41. a5 h5 42. Kf3 b5 43. Ke2 Rf8 44. Kd2 Rg8 45. Kd3 Rg4 46. Kc3 

[zinc hound]

I won though 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

Is 1300-1400 difficult?

[lone zenith]

goddamn

[cobalt plover]

Shouldn’t be

[supple imp]

No

[drowsy crest]

@grim edge https://play.chess.com/CsLk3

[lone zenith]

wait is flirting in the server allowed?

[grim edge]

1300-1400 is really easy

[stable mirage]

yes

[lone zenith]

damn lesgoo

[cobalt plover]

You should

[lone zenith]

nuh uh

[lone zenith]

bruv yall quit too easily like fr just be like me

[supple imp]

Bro what

[lone zenith]

damn ur pretty frr

[stable mirage]

<@&745328830649991179> idk

[foggy anchor]

I'm going to do Ryan Gosling as an Evangelion character

[supple imp]

It's just your mentality rn I think after losing your wining streak your probably just not thinking straight

[lone zenith]

yea fr be like me (im 600 elo)

[supple imp]

No where to go but up

[lone zenith]

man transgenders are plot twists irl

you prob didnt play the bongcloud

[hushed shuttle]

skull

[covert cosmos]

banned

[light cosmos]

True

[lone zenith]

thats why

if the king doesnt lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?

[supple imp]

Maybe because you're on discord while playing idk man

[lone zenith]

@grim edge

[zinc hound]

600-900 is pretty quick tbh

[blazing solstice]

wah wah

[fresh wind]

that's hardly acceptable

[lone zenith]

your about me is perfect ngl

[supple imp]

You're going to reach my rapid rating pretty soon

[lone zenith]

guys we are ALL going to irgnore that

[supple imp]

Ye

[kind geyser]

What is your title?

[cobalt plover]

Ignore what

[hushed shuttle]

wo

[zinc hound]

Ty

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[cobalt plover]

Good job

[graceful lintel]

[cobalt plover]

Why is your blitz hardly half of your other tc

[graceful lintel]

1500 🫡

[cobalt plover]

Kirby

[void fjord]

This is what happens when Brits mess with Americans…💀

[peak plank]

He's an NM

[peak plank]

200 Elo?

[covert cosmos]

reset the board 💀

[peak plank]

That's real?

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[graceful lintel]

lets gooo-

[grim edge]

WOO IM FINALLY 700 ELO

[worn ice]

leonid999999 (1691) vs. elpida32 (1950)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nc6 5. Nc3 e5 6. Ndb5 a6 7. Na3 Nf6 8. Be3 b5 9. Nd5 Rb8 10. f3 Rb7 11. Be2 Nxd5 12. exd5 Ne7 13. O-O b4 14. Bxa6 bxa3 15. Bxb7 Bxb7 16. c4 axb2 17. Rb1 Nf5 18. Bf2 Qd7 19. Rxb2 h5 20. Qb3 Bc8 21. f4 exf4 22. Re1+ Be7 23. Qc3 O-O 24. Qf3 Bf6 25. Rbe2 g6 26. Qxf4 Ba6 27. Rd1 g5 28. Qe4 g4 29. c5 Qc8 30. c6 Bxe2 31. Qxe2 Be5 32. Qd3 Re8 33. Bb6 Nh4 34. g3 Nf3+ 35. Kg2 Qa8 36. Qc2 h4 37. c7 Qc8 38. Be3 Bxg3 39. hxg3 Rxe3 40. Qc4 Kf8 41. Rb1 Ne5 

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-close-meme-funny-cat-gif-21660638

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[grim edge]

hey

[void fjord]

I did almost get my queen killed when I killed there knight with a pawn and left my queen open to the castle

[graceful lintel]

Top 10 scariest jumpscares
Numero 2:

[covert cosmos]

aaa

[cobalt plover]

😰

[graceful lintel]

[supple imp]

No shot you almost lost against a 1600

Take a break

[jagged minnow]

Gave me a heartattack pay for medical bills

[grim edge]

any 2500s

[grim edge]

meow

[cobalt plover]

We all want a teenage mutant ninja turtle

[graceful lintel]

Idk
Probably product of crocodile and fish

[grim edge]

same

[supple imp]

Bro got gamblers mentality

[graceful lintel]

[supple imp]

In gambling there are only winners and quitters

Get back to playing

[graceful lintel]

Yea 😔

[supple imp]

Just play h4 h5 and watch them panic

[covert cosmos]

and people who go hundreds of dollars in debt because they were drunk

[graceful lintel]

Top 10 scariest jumpscares
Numero 3:

[abstract mantle]

in gambling you just keep going till u win

[supple imp]

99% of gamblers quit before they hit big

[covert cosmos]

ok

[grim edge]

ANY 2500S?

[supple imp]

I'm 2500||-600||

[wheat sparrow]

anyone got a chromebook?

[grim edge]

breh'

[worn ice]

elpida32 (1953) vs. amine1239230 (1707)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 g6 3. Bf4 Bg7 4. Nc3 O-O 5. e4 d6 6. Bd3 Nbd7 7. O-O Re8 8. Qc1 e5 9. Bg5 exd4 10. Nxd4 Nc5 11. Re1 c6 12. h3 Qc7 13. Nb3 Nxd3 14. cxd3 a6 15. d4 Bd7 16. Qe3 d5 17. e5 Nh5 18. Qf3 h6 19. Bd2 Bf8 20. Rad1 Rad8 21. Rc1 Re6 22. Nxd5 Qb8 23. Nb6 Be8 24. g4 Ng7 25. Bxh6 Qa7 26. Nc5 Qxb6 27. Nxe6 Nxe6 28. Bxf8 Nxf8 29. Qf6 Qxd4 30. Red1 Qxd1+ 31. Rxd1 Rxd1+ 32. Kg2 c5 33. f4 Bc6+ 34. Kf2 Rd2+ 35. Ke3 Rxb2 36. e6 Rxa2 37. Qxf7+ Kh8 38. Qxf8+ Kh7 39. Qf7+ Kh6 40. g5+ Kh5 41. Qh7# 

[supple imp]

Idk what you expected bruh

[cobalt plover]

Bruh I thought you lost

Good job

[supple imp]

Why are you getting such low rated opponents

[zinc hound]

90% of gamblers quit before their big win

[supple imp]

Ah I see

[supple imp]

99%*

Just adopt some lousy 1600

[peak plank]

ok maybe farm me?

[dusky marsh]

hi

[grim edge]

this is the main chess.com servers and no 10 2500s?

[upbeat viper]

[peak plank]

oh wait nvm its a blitz player

[supple imp]

wait about a year and I'll get to 2500 but for now go fishing

[upbeat viper]

the key is to not play too much @grim edge

[obtuse hull]

Did you guys ban a guy named bob

[upbeat viper]

also get that rapid rating up

[graceful lintel]

Disrespecting on whole new level

[raven cedar]

@honest nexus

[peak plank]

I have not played in a month- is that key?

[obtuse hull]

He says he can't join the server and he never joined it

[upbeat viper]

nop

[foggy anchor]

I almost wish I was that impulsive because I have the opposite problem

[peak plank]

oh

[upbeat viper]

it's like sport

practice has to be regular

[coral quartz]

What does zesty mean?

[peak plank]

ok fine

[covert cosmos]

zest

[supple imp]

Gay

[graceful lintel]

Doesn't have any meaning

[peak plank]

chat I lost

[graceful lintel]

😔

[cobalt plover]

Gg

[upbeat viper]

lost what

[foggy anchor]

apparently gay, zoomers had to come up with a new word

[supple imp]

How you were gone for 2 seconds

Bro was speedrunning

[cobalt plover]

I lost my mind

[covert cosmos]

ok

[raven cedar]

his wife

[covert cosmos]

what

[supple imp]

Your imaginary one?

[peak plank]

I got paired vs a 1300 so because hes 200 elo higher than me thats an automatic loss

[cobalt plover]

Do chess players get gfs?

[covert cosmos]

no