💬〡general-off-topic

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/2h7Eaby.png lmao

[nimble niche]

it's around $1100 aud

[grave wasp]

the average german breakfast

[last verge]

didnt he lost to an im in a match a while ago

[cinder sky]

idk

he said that to blackmind96, not to me

[full path]

LOL

[last verge]

the username looks familiar

[full path]

FIDE Master

[normal hatch]

Fms going wild

[cinder sky]

hes 3000 bullet

[nimble niche]

is he 15 because "2008"?

[cinder sky]

yes hes 14 or 15

[mild nest]

average fm ego

[digital phoenix]

how does that bypass

[mild nest]

one said that to me as well a while ago

turns out i had 79 accuracy with his 60 something

[nimble niche]

you can say that

[cinder sky]

lol idk

[nimble niche]

chess.com chat filter doesn't clear it

i've seen people say it before

[mild nest]

why do fms have the biggest egos tho

like its always the fms that call me a cheater

and the untitled nerds ig

[cinder sky]

what is your username

[nimble niche]

it's always the guy on a 200 elo tilt who calls me a cheater

[mild nest]

same as discord

doesnt happen to often

but titled players have big egos

[cinder sky]

o ok, added

[nimble niche]

i've been called a cheater by a few titled players before

[cinder sky]

[cinder sky]

be quiet, cheater

[nimble niche]

real

[cinder sky]

[mild nest]

its funny tho

like they just cannot fathom losing to a random kid who isnt titled

[quaint pollen]

what if steve o is just every sports mascot

[nimble niche]

if they can't stand losing to untitled players, just get to 3000 where everyone is titled

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/1LwD9Cc.png

[mild nest]

like imagine working ur whole life to get the fm title and then getting ransacked by some random 12 year old kid who is across the world from them

[mild nest]

thats wild

i think its an alt right?

[cinder sky]

Its a bot lol

[mild nest]

alt or cheater

[nimble niche]

a week old account

[cinder sky]

Obvious bot

[mild nest]

idk i didnt look at the account

[grim edge]

I'm 1364 now :D

[last verge]

switch the first two digits and you'll be world #1

[grim edge]

Wow

[nimble niche]

i could switch the first two digits and still have the same elo

[digital phoenix]

i am now 1203

[hazy portal]

Hecker

[mild nest]

wow thats crazy

[last verge]

bros 440

[nimble niche]

fr

[vagrant rampart]

Made it to 1,000 in Survival 🙏🔥👍

[mild nest]

odds bro is cheating?

[covert cosmos]

hiiiiiiiiii chat :)** **

[mild nest]

the guy has the previous wr

congrats @vagrant rampart what u gonna end it at?

[grim edge]

Hiiii ^^

[coral quartz]

Is monster bad?

[grim edge]

The drink?

[coral quartz]

Yes

[covert cosmos]

idk i dont drink fizzy stuff

[coral quartz]

Monsterrrrr

[grim edge]

Nah it very health for u

[covert cosmos]

yes 9273727227 grams of caffeine

[grim edge]

That a joke it's not health to drink too much monster

[vagrant rampart]

I have to end it very soon because I have to go out, and it's my day 7. Maybe 1,005?

[night dragon]

That’s pretty old

[hushed shuttle]

HI

im sorry but i did lie and i stopped working on the thing

[covert cosmos]

f

[hushed shuttle]

BUT NOW IM GONNA CONTIUEEE

[covert cosmos]

wooowooowoowo

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix ml?

[stable jungle]

Hey @glossy radish, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

i’m on a one win streak

[covert cosmos]

rare

[glossy radish]

@hushed shuttle blcoked

[hushed shuttle]

ok carlbot still pings u

[glossy radish]

carl yo ass blocked too

[hushed shuttle]

:(

[covert cosmos]

me when

[night dragon]

No

HE BLUNDERED MATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[covert cosmos]

you took that long to notice

[night dragon]

Bro

I was doing things

[covert cosmos]

ok and

[glossy radish]

meow meow

[covert cosmos]

miau

[glossy radish]

miao

[digital phoenix]

µ

[covert cosmos]

wave

[digital phoenix]

wavelength is λ

[covert cosmos]

no

[digital phoenix]

yes

v = fλ

[covert cosmos]

help i cant math

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-dead-chat-sleep-deep-sleep-gif-25111362

[hushed shuttle]

not dead

[digital phoenix]

dead

[covert cosmos]

alive

[digital phoenix]

dead

[covert cosmos]

yes

[peak plank]

Chat, if I keep on booting up unrated games on my alt- how many games do you think ill go before I lose one?

[covert cosmos]

what rating

[peak plank]

-25 to inf from 1000 rated account

[digital phoenix]

5

what time control actually

[peak plank]

10+0

[covert cosmos]

10 then

[digital phoenix]

10

[covert cosmos]

stream it

[peak plank]

fine ok

[covert cosmos]

peak

[peak plank]

can you hear me?

[covert cosmos]

chat boring

[grim edge]

Catalan is sexy af

Why isn’t it as popular as the Ruy lopez never understood

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-bro-waffling-about-rango-blud-waffling-discord-gif-10831194605784478734

[grim edge]

Alphonso

[coral quartz]

You have adhd?

[covert cosmos]

not diagnosed but yeah probably

[coral quartz]

What symptoms?

[severe oxide]

because it’s mid

[covert cosmos]

all of them

[severe oxide]

i have adhd

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/distracted-shiny-things-i-have-done-nothing-productive-all-day-gif-16050810

[glossy radish]

imagine not having adhd

[nimble niche]

bullet is the best tc, change my mind

[covert cosmos]

brilliant move

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

nah

[digital phoenix]

"bullet isnt real chess"

[peak plank]

it isnt

he just gotta cope ig

[glossy radish]

where’s the extra a come from

[covert cosmos]

idk

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/0GBrgXu.jpg ommmm 6-1

[covert cosmos]

disrespect

[cinder sky]

how

[jovial vector]

omg one more

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/7vzJS7n.png getting to 2800 one point at a time

In bullet?

[covert cosmos]

hammer

[silver tangle]

THIS POS IS AWSOME

[silver tangle]

Wow

[peak plank]

currently 6 games and ongoing @covert cosmos

[covert cosmos]

nice

[stable mirage]

pick on someone your own size

good song

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[severe oxide]

gkrkdidicivic

[covert cosmos]

no

[bitter pulsar]

who th is charlie puth lol

you swer1!1!

[cinder sky]

[bitter pulsar]

[covert cosmos]

fun

[bitter pulsar]

dude doesnt understand a joke :bruh:

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-fail-epic-embed-fail-editvideobot-pigeonburger-gif-21532919

[cinder sky]

:bruh:

[covert cosmos]

[coral quartz]

[covert cosmos]

bro do you know what youre talking about

[peak plank]

6 games and ongoing

I almost threw my last one

[grave wasp]

@dreamy siren look another brainwashed beginner

[coral quartz]

No we don't love him

[covert cosmos]

|| ||

[coral quartz]

[bitter pulsar]

just searching an sticker

[coral quartz]

We no luv u sorry

[bitter pulsar]

?

[grave wasp]

anyone have the link to starky's server

I got banned from there a while ago

[covert cosmos]

bad

[digital phoenix]

he has a server?

[grave wasp]

yes

[coral quartz]

What did you do?!

[cinder sky]

yea its in my bio

[digital phoenix]

does everyone have a server now

[coral quartz]

I don't have a server

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[cinder sky]

[grave wasp]

I posted a copy pasta about how brilliant moves are great and pinged everyone

[digital phoenix]

i created a furry acount and joined moon server and got banned

[coral quartz]

Everyone knows that guys hates brilliance like the plague

[digital phoenix]

amazing things

[stable mirage]

lol

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[coral quartz]

I said plague tf?

[grave wasp]

good

[digital phoenix]

dont have the invite

not even in the server

[severe oxide]

i got banned in moon server

[bitter pulsar]

how do people pay like 360 dollars monthly for a diamond subscription on chesscom

[severe oxide]

it’s like $20 here

[bitter pulsar]

different on chile

[covert cosmos]

bruh

[peak plank]

HOLY SHIT I WON

I WAS TOTTALLY LOST THATS 7 games now

[coral quartz]

Who tf is moon?

[covert cosmos]

who moon

[bitter pulsar]

no thing dude💀

[covert cosmos]

username?

[peak plank]

7 games in

[strange garnet]

PP SUCK

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> not funny

[bitter pulsar]

[peak plank]

server owner of TMC

@sturdy flower can explain

[severe oxide]

moon is egotistical

[covert cosmos]

username?

[cinder sky]

random stuff?

[digital phoenix]

ja

[cinder sky]

who is random stuff

[peak plank]

@sturdy flower ik ur there dont ignore me

[sturdy flower]

[coral quartz]

Good question

[cinder sky]

[bitter pulsar]

why does 30 seconds bullet exist

[cinder sky]

idk but i am grateful for it

[severe oxide]

real

[bitter pulsar]

wdym by that

[full path]

greek gift! (kinda)

[cinder sky]

i would not have reached 2850 without it

[full path]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91680566905?tab=review&move=40

[worn ice]

TheVeryBoredStudent (1474) vs. Souveir (1414)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 Bf5 4. Bd3 Bd7 5. c4 e6 6. cxd5 Nxd5 7. Nbd2 Bb4 8. a3 Bxd2+ 9. Bxd2 O-O 10. e4 Nf6 11. e5 Ng4 12. Bxh7+ Kxh7 13. Ng5+ Kg8 14. Qxg4 f5 15. Qh5 Rf7 16. Qxf7+ Kh8 17. Qh5+ Kg8 18. Qh7+ Kf8 19. Qh8+ Ke7 20. Qxg7+ Ke8 21. Qf7# 

[full path]

Hello Unity

terrible

[bitter pulsar]

how? premoving defensive openings?

[full path]

i got palate extenders now i sound like a nerd

[cinder sky]

no?

[full path]

Hyper bullet is the only time control 1000s can beat gms

because nobody knows whats going on

[cinder sky]

When have you seen a 1000 beat a gm in hyper bullet?

[full path]

in a dream

[cinder sky]

That's not a 1000 playing then

[grim edge]

@peak plank am I free from the username?

[bitter pulsar]

i saw (idk how) a 1400 win to a 2504

[full path]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-4334750075588832044

[cinder sky]

then send me that 2504's name cuz i wanna farm him

[full path]

EW

VIENNA?

[cinder sky]

lol

[covert cosmos]

f

[grim edge]

I love the Vienna

[peak plank]

arent you the colle player?

[full path]

Shhh

[full path]

You love men

[grim edge]

💀

[peak plank]

pog I still remember you

[grim edge]

Meh

[lament jacinth]

Men lover

[full path]

Damn you and duck with a hat improved alot since i quit

[digital phoenix]

well well well

[full path]

what 1 year haitus does to a mf

[hushed shuttle]

wats haitus

[full path]

break

[lament jacinth]

Trading a rook for two minor peices

[grim edge]

@peak plank am I free from the username

[digital phoenix]

i can sac a rook for 6 points

[lament jacinth]

I mean for the person who sacked their two peices

It's bad

[digital phoenix]

ah

[grim edge]

it’s a pixel stan

@peak plank why are you never gonna play blitz again

[digital phoenix]

"blitz isnt real chess"

[grave wasp]

"rapid isnt real chess"

[grim edge]

HEY HE JUST CHANGED IT

[full path]

True everyone knows real chess is atomic chess

[grave wasp]

real chess is duck chess

[stable mirage]

chess isn’t real chess

[peak plank]

no rated blitz

blitz bad

[lament jacinth]

Alex ur bad

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[lament jacinth]

Amazing

[full path]

Congrats

[stable mirage]

you were already above 1500 before that puzzle

[hard gale]

the most vile burger in history

[full path]

listening to Taylor swift while playing puzzles is a mood ngl

[stable mirage]

I see

what’s ur lichess puzzle rating

[full path]

what am i looking at

[hard gale]

idek lmao

[covert cosmos]

omg polish

[stable mirage]

1 b4

[covert cosmos]

yes

[radiant flame]

do u not like lc

[covert cosmos]

you park your car in a driveway but drive your car in a parkway

[glossy radish]

hi everybody

[grim edge]

Hii ^^

[covert cosmos]

wow bro learned

[radiant flame]

why r u surprised

[stable mirage]

uwuowo

[radiant flame]

whats ur elo

[bitter pulsar]

with your brain

[peak plank]

by just beating them its not too difficult

[grim edge]

Omg great job!!✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

[peak plank]

you have came from TMC I see

[radiant flame]

thats easily winnable

[radiant flame]

perhaps

[peak plank]

no you arent

[peak plank]

master debatable now pog

[radiant flame]

[glossy radish]

how’s everyone

[covert cosmos]

'police police police police police police police police' is a real sentence

[stable mirage]

how are you

[bitter pulsar]

i love playing chess drunk or in any stupid condition

[glossy radish]

tired hbu

[stable mirage]

you should sleep

[glossy radish]

i love not playing chess. i never tilt

[glossy radish]

it’s early

[stable mirage]

you should wake up

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-falling-bottom-text-gif-21349658

[stable mirage]

walk around a bit

[glossy radish]

i’ve been walking

[stable mirage]

noo Kirby

[grim edge]

Byee have a great day

[glossy radish]

bye kirby

[covert cosmos]

bye peoples

[glossy radish]

be safe

[digital phoenix]

thats how

[glossy radish]

woah

SWEAR

[digital phoenix]

get good

[restive storm]

anyone want to play unrated bullet

[glossy radish]

hi dor!!

[restive storm]

hi

[digital phoenix]

u really dont have to guess

[glossy radish]

yeah

[bitter pulsar]

me

[deep widget]

why do y'all always hide your own username and clock?

[glossy radish]

is it me or is dora’s pfp gone?

[digital phoenix]

do u want me to show it

[restive storm]

are you sure

[nimble niche]

imagine being low rated in bullet

[digital phoenix]

just u

[sullen schooner]

day 2/5

[deep widget]

nah, I'm just asking

[glossy radish]

man

[last verge]

andrew tate hitting the rizzy griddy with his level 10 gyatt grimace shake in ohio

[digital phoenix]

its blitz

[deep widget]

cause everyone does it

[restive storm]

I just changed it so maybe that's the reason

[digital phoenix]

cos most of the time we just flaming the opponent for being bad at that rating

[bitter pulsar]

im bored just wanna play

[glossy radish]

ah ic

[deep widget]

either just show the position, or show everything, that would make more sense

[digital phoenix]

and u can just check our rating from profile so

[restive storm]

send a challenge link

[deep widget]

I do just position too

[digital phoenix]

i have to elaborate on why 1900s are bad

[restive storm]

do you see it now

[nimble niche]

just show everything

[glossy radish]

yeah

[deep widget]

just the position is also more aestetically pleasing

[bitter pulsar]

taking out your gyatt to the rizzler

[restive storm]

notice any differences

[glossy radish]

wtf dor. magic?

[digital phoenix]

heres everything

[bitter pulsar]

no u

[last verge]

no need, my 1900 opponent played the move Bf1 as white in the early middlegame

[glossy radish]

i see bedrocc

[restive storm]

I didn't use magic

[digital phoenix]

yes halloween

[glossy radish]

no shit sherlock. itsa joke

[restive storm]

there is bedrock

[glossy radish]

and nederbloc or whsgeber

[digital phoenix]

halloween themed dorito

[zealous depot]

Bruh...

[restive storm]

my pfp has been halloween themed ever since october 1st
but I changed it just now

[digital phoenix]

isnt the ghost new or was i just blind

[zealous depot]

Why does chess need to be sexuality fueled?

[glossy radish]

u blind

[restive storm]

what are you asking me on discord

[glossy radish]

#〘📝〙rules mate. read it if you can

[digital phoenix]

its u overthinking this thats the problem

[restive storm]

the ghost was always there

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[restive storm]

it was always on the halloween themed

[digital phoenix]

i only remember the block colour

[restive storm]

wait a minute

[glossy radish]

who’s ready for another ml round in like, 10 minutes

cuz ik i am

[full path]

the rook just looks soo damn sexy

[digital phoenix]

not me

[full path]

cant help it

[deep widget]

send the username instead of just the graph if you want people to determine if he's legit or not...

[glossy radish]

damn it

[zealous depot]

Just read, mind letting me know which rule I broke?

[deep widget]

people ain't smart...

[digital phoenix]

the speak english rule

[bitter pulsar]

the bishop 😮

[nimble niche]

chat's nerding out again

[restive storm]

https://play.chess.com/2457D @bitter pulsar

[glossy radish]

actually good question. i just wanted to avoid sexuality talk rn sorry

[zealous depot]

Where have I not spoken english?

[deep widget]

600 to 2k in 2 months, cool

[digital phoenix]

right now

[glossy radish]

that’s so easy smh

[deep widget]

he got banned from many servers for cheating, so he must be legit

[digital phoenix]

prodigy my ass mate

[nimble niche]

Typical 400 elo chat

[digital phoenix]

even if legit he would still not be a prodigy

[vocal hazel]

Damn I waited all this time just to come back to a deleted account

[digital phoenix]

man is too old to be a prodigy

[glossy radish]

chat if i studied enough chess for half a year, could i get to 2k?

[peak plank]

yay I can go sleep now

[zealous depot]

I like avoiding sexuality talk when discussing chess too.. Just happens that I get blasted with LGBTQIA+ garb as soon as I join the server

[full path]

A very strong maybe

[digital phoenix]

very intensely yes

[digital phoenix]

pfffffffff

[peak plank]

you could do it without studing

[digital phoenix]

yeah thats just how it is

[restive storm]

alright challenge expired I'm not playing chess

[deep widget]

2k ain't shii, anyone can get there

[glossy radish]

huh

[full path]

Im just really gay for the rook

[restive storm]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

just come when its american night ull have less weird shit @zealous depot

[grim edge]

Gn

[cinder sky]

What is ur username again

[bitter pulsar]

i didnt even get a message 💀

[digital phoenix]

or come when dorito is awake whatever

[glossy radish]

yeah but i’m here so it’s still weird

[restive storm]

do you still want to play

[digital phoenix]

wait more

[bitter pulsar]

yes

[restive storm]

doryetuosenbcakohn
wait a bit the other guy is gonna play

[grim edge]

I can see that

[digital phoenix]

dorito is here to cancel out the negative chi

[glossy radish]

i can bring more negativity than he can take out

[restive storm]

https://play.chess.com/GS42v

[zealous depot]

I'm just curious what "spirit tournament" needs to be exlusive to sexuality for. Kinda strange to sexualize chess.

[grim edge]

💀

[cinder sky]

Challenge me to 30 second rated whenever ur ready

[digital phoenix]

i dont think its exclusive

its more of just raising awareness but honestly raising awareness to bullying is enough u dont need any more than that

[grim edge]

@full path u tripping

[full path]

whaaa

naww

pish posh

[grim edge]

U know what u said

[digital phoenix]

really feel like they had a word quota to top and just decided to add more shit

[full path]

nuh uh

[hasty iris]

@peak plank how do u insert a game on chess.com blogs but have it show up at a certain move in the game and not the starting position?

[zealous depot]

Has there ever been an instance of anyone getting bullied for their sexuality during a chess match? Don't we usually just get bullied for playing chess in general?

[digital phoenix]

there is in fact none

[silver tangle]

Is this A Brilliant or an Actual Blunder

[hasty iris]

im asking cause ur in the blogging club iirc

[grim edge]

Yo sup brick how u been

[deep widget]

you didn't have to be lgbtq+ to join the tournament, so it's not exclusive to sexuality

[hasty iris]

wait was ur name always pixel 🤔

[digital phoenix]

but random events will help increase activity in server

[restive storm]

@bitter pulsar gg
also I don't accept friend requests sorry

[nimble niche]

i don't think giving up a free knight for no compensation would be a brilliant

[digital phoenix]

just not like specialised would be better

[hasty iris]

but hi, ngl i dont recognize ur name sorry 😭

[grim edge]

No I made a trade with him I'm mashu

[hasty iris]

right

[zealous depot]

But why include sexuality into a chess tournament at all? It's extremely off putting for normal people who's entire identity isn't what they do in bed.

[bitter pulsar]

then send game req

[hasty iris]

hope u been good 🙏

[restive storm]

what

[hasty iris]

now where is pixel when i need him 🥲

[bitter pulsar]

10 mins?

[grim edge]

Sleep

[mild nest]

the lichess server?

[restive storm]

I'm only playing bullet right now

want to rematch or can I play vs icy

[bitter pulsar]

dont wanna play a bullet or blitz

[digital phoenix]

ig its like those events like run for lgbt or shit like its better off without any title but its still there

[zealous depot]

Nah, here ew lichess

[grim edge]

@hasty iris

[mild nest]

lichess is even worse than cc

[restive storm]

sorry lol I'm only playing bullet at the moemnt

[digital phoenix]

lichess server is just dead at this point

[mild nest]

which is why i hope they go broke

[restive storm]

@cinder sky want to play

[zealous depot]

I didnt even know lichess was still around 💀

[nimble niche]

cc variants page is absolutely shit

[silver tangle]

I Was thinking that If I would trade the Bishop for pawn with Knight I will win a queen and it did happen

[mild nest]

the only reason i dont want them to go broke is bc cc monoply wouldnt be great

[hasty iris]

bruh

[grim edge]

Ye :/

[fluid kraken]

[cinder sky]

Challenge me to 30s rated

[restive storm]

bruh I don't want rated

you're going to destroy me

[plush hemlock]

we'd get more goofy crossovers with video game companies ☠️

[nimble niche]

black could've won a full knight for free

[zealous depot]

I mean, I don't get it. But I'll drop it, not trying to start any drama... Just... Annoying. I quit playing all mmos to avoid politcal ish, now it's seeping into CHESS of all things lol

[cinder sky]

you get 15 for win and -1 for loss

[digital phoenix]

ur gonna lose 0 anyway arent u

[deep widget]

if it bothers you, don't read the title, just look at the prizes and play for prizes

[nimble niche]

i won 2 in 8 games against him and gained rating so you should be fine

[silver tangle]

But I did win A full Queen for FREE

[deep widget]

mind your own business and you'll be happier in life

[restive storm]

I'm going to be so tilted

[zealous depot]

That's.... Pretty ridiculous lol

[full path]

i wanna be an asshole though?

[restive storm]

ok sure fine lets play

[hasty iris]

@nimble nicheur a blogger right. how do u insert a game but have it show at a particular move and not at the starting position?

[deep widget]

I saw diamond membership as a prize, so I joined

[nimble niche]

insert from a custom FEN

[restive storm]

https://play.chess.com/1Cdzi @cinder sky

[cinder sky]

he wants to show the whole game

[deep widget]

worth the try, I don't care about the time control, the tournament name, the organizer nor who joined

[hasty iris]

but then they cant see the rest of the game...

[deep widget]

just there's a prize, cool I'll join

[nimble niche]

once you insert from a custom FEN, you can put the rest of the moves in

[fluid kraken]

@grim edge Bro got banned before joining ya imbecile

[plush hemlock]

k so im a blugger, and pm me about this cuz i forgot the name of the button used for that, but ik how to do it

[deep widget]

who we talking about

[zealous depot]

Hope they host a straight person tourny 🙂

[plush hemlock]

i just need to check cc real quick

[deep widget]

what for?

[nimble niche]

@plush hemlock is a way more experienced blogger than me, ask him for advice

[fluid kraken]

Unity (he’s nasty chitter)

[zealous depot]

So I can read the title

[hasty iris]

cool thanks

[plush hemlock]

who are you on cc btw

[deep widget]

stop caring about the title, stop caring about random crap, just live your life

[zealous depot]

Does cc = chess.c?

[digital phoenix]

ya

[deep widget]

yes

[fluid kraken]

Real

[plush hemlock]

yes

[nimble niche]

1cbb

[plush hemlock]

oh lol

[zealous depot]

Kk, I figured, just wanted to make sure I was catching the lingo. B)

[hasty iris]

pmed u thanks 🙏

[deep widget]

either way, your profile says you're under 500 elo, so you shouldn't really care about the organized events either way

[fluid kraken]

why is there a baby in a dingos mouth

[zealous depot]

I do be trying to stop caring, I was really good at it when it wasn't exlusively all I saw anywhere. 🙂

[grim edge]

Wise words santa

[mild nest]

so you agree lgtvhd is random crap?

[deep widget]

thank you, I try my best

[nimble niche]

damn how many names am i known by?

[digital phoenix]

#💬〡chess-talk has limited amounts of that btw so maybe u can hang around there

[deep widget]

no, by "random crap" I meant the title of the arena

[digital phoenix]

lgtv is dead

[fluid kraken]

Infinite question mark also

[willow salmon]

You: Hi i have 500 Elo 😄
Roles: 🫠2200-2399

[mild nest]

roles be cappin

[deep widget]

do you think top gms care if their tournament is called "airthings masters" or "ai cup"? no they don't because the title doesn't matter, the only things that matter are their elo, their opponents and the prize fund

[nimble niche]

also why are you on the cc discord?

[digital phoenix]

hi i have 500 elo

[nimble niche]

this place is very cancerous

[mild nest]

they dont care bc they r getting thousands to play in it

[deep widget]

yes

[willow salmon]

Hi i have 0 Elo

[mild nest]

have you considered that?

[deep widget]

horrendous

[grim edge]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

You: Hi i have 0 elo
Roles: 🫠 500-999

[zealous depot]

I think they do care, because if the tournament was name "hey everyone who's not straight should feel special in this tournament" the watcher stats would be terrible & the prize would be trash

[deep widget]

they don't care because the title doesn't mean anything, just like you shouldn't care either because if the title really bothers you, just join a random arena instead that doesn't have a title

[plush hemlock]

ok im back

[kind crag]

THE ROOOKKKK

[digital phoenix]

yeah just dont play it

[deep widget]

join a "lichess 3+0 arena" instead if the title really bothers you

[rotund glen]

Hey guys! Martin here. Question for you folks; do you feel safe at the moment?

[digital phoenix]

no

[plush hemlock]

so here's how you get a game to start a certain point

[hasty iris]

pmed u thanks for helping 🙏

[grim edge]

Amazing!!!

[zealous depot]

No

[digital phoenix]

martin is behind me

[rotund glen]

Wonderful

[deep widget]

no, I'm being stalked, he's knocking at my door

[hasty iris]

oh alright im ready

[plush hemlock]

nvm i will just pm

[rotund glen]

Wonderful

[rotund glen]

Wonderful

[willow salmon]

You: You: Hi i have 0 elo
Roles: 🫠500-999
Roles: 🫠2400-2599

[deep widget]

the watch stats wouldn't change because people watch the players, not the tournament, and the prizes would be the same

[alpine shard]

Does anyone have any tips on how to beat the Li bot?

[willow salmon]

Hi @rotund glen

[nimble niche]

how much money for you to vote for me instead of bid?

[rotund glen]

Did you know through the years 1999-2011 12 people went missing in a rural part of my home country?

[rotund glen]

You’re next

[deep widget]

play a solid opening, a gambit won't work, the bot will blunder somewhere between move 15-25 and you just have to convert it

[silk sun]

!

[willow salmon]

Big movement

[deep widget]

and it does sometimes blunder a whole piece or an exchange

[zealous depot]

You seem to have a very narrow view of how people operate. Nothing wrong with it, I too was born in a bubble. I wish you the best when life forces you to realize that things are not as you believe them to be

[rotund glen]

Shut up Santa I can whoop you no sweat any day

[mild nest]

people would protest the name

[deep widget]

sure

[digital phoenix]

america is full of people who complain about everything, mention the word straight and u have idiots protesting

[alpine shard]

Thx, just out of curiosity tho, I've spent way to long trying to beat her, do you guys know if that old premove glitich still works?

[mild nest]

play 1 minute game

thats how i 3 starred all the bots

[deep widget]

you sure about that?

[rotund glen]

!! POLITICAL !! POLTICAL !!

[deep widget]

what glitch?

[digital phoenix]

bald eagle

[zealous depot]

Exactly. And mention LGBT have you have people protesting. So why do we have corporations choosing to exclusivise it

[alpine shard]

wtf damn

at 500 elo too that's impressive

[digital phoenix]

more people care about avoiding being on the bad side of lgbt

[mild nest]

yea fr man

[rotund glen]

https://play.chess.com/YK1SS

[plush hemlock]

50 bucks is my usual rate, however i will pm you if bid bids higher

[zealous depot]

derp

[mild nest]

???

[digital phoenix]

would u want to have a non-binary transgender furry knocking on ur door

[mild nest]

did u understand what he said

[zealous depot]

Ah I read that wrong

[mild nest]

depends on whose house, some people might open the door with a glock

[alpine shard]

Thx for the advice, if I don't beat it by 9 then I'm opening stockfish

[rotund glen]

Well guess who I am

[zealous depot]

Yeah, I guess the dumb straights need to start rioting better 💀

[digital phoenix]

martin from chess.com

[digital phoenix]

we dont need to stoop down to that level

[nimble niche]

just curious, who do you think would win, me or bid?

[rotund glen]

Don’t tell my wife I’m a gay furry

[digital phoenix]

🔪

[zealous depot]

Its effective.

[digital phoenix]

it does nothing

[cinder sky]

adopted @restive storm https://i.imgur.com/oWxawO2.jpg

[digital phoenix]

lmfao

guy dropped below 2300 bullet too

[zealous depot]

It's gotten chess.com to involve sexuality on their homepage

[cinder sky]

thx for the 10 rating

[mild nest]

embarrasing ngl

[nimble niche]

dor's elo isn't exactly 2.3k anymore

[stable mirage]

damn you ended his cringe peaksitting

[digital phoenix]

we are still in the majority

[cinder sky]

hehe

[nimble niche]

im lucky i only got 6-2ed

[digital phoenix]

ive never lost to icy

[cinder sky]

now he is tilted and losing more bullet rating in the pool

[cinder sky]

yes you have

[next swallow]

I never lose to Magnus

[digital phoenix]

no way

[cinder sky]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/56008474927

[worn ice]

Lasanga (2116) vs. icy (2315)

Move List

1. Nc3 d5 2. e4 dxe4 3. Nxe4 Nf6 4. Nc3 g6 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. h4 O-O 7. d3 Nc6 8. Be3 e5 9. Qd2 Ng4 10. Nh2 Nxe3 11. Qxe3 Qxh4 12. g3 Qd4 13. Qxd4 exd4 14. Nb5 Re8+ 15. Kd2 Be5 16. Nf3 a6 17. Nxe5 axb5 18. Nxc6 bxc6 19. Bg2 Bb7 20. Rae1 Rxe1 21. Rxe1 Kf8 22. c3 dxc3+ 23. Kxc3 Rxa2 24. f4 Ra8 25. g4 Re8 26. Ra1 Ra8 27. Rh1 Kg7 28. f5 Ra4 29. Be4 Ba8 30. fxg6 hxg6 31. g5 c5 32. Bxa8 Rxa8 33. Re1 Ra6 34. Re7 Rc6 35. b4 Kf8 36. Rd7 Ke8 37. Rd5 cxb4+ 38. Kxb4 Rd6 39. Rxd6 cxd6 40. Kxb5 Kd7 41. d4 Ke6 42. Kc6 d5 43. Kc5 f5 44. gxf6 g5 45. f7 Kxf7 46. Kxd5 g4 47. Kc6 Ke8 48. d5 Kd8 49. Kd6 g3 50. Ke5 g2 51. d6 g1=Q 52. d7 Qc1 53. Kf6 Qc7 54. Kf5 Qxd7+ 55. Kf4 Qe7 56. Kg3 Kd7 57. Kf2 Qe6 58. Kf3 Kd6 59. Kf4 Qe5+ 60. Kf3 Kd5 61. Kg4 Qe4+ 62. Kg3 Ke5 63. Kf2 Qf4+ 64. Ke2 Ke4 65. Kd1 Qe3 66. Kc2 Qd3+ 67. Kb2 Kd4 68. Kc1 Kc4 69. Kb2 Qe2+ 70. Kc1 Qf2 71. Kd1 Kc3 72. Kc1 Qd2+ 73. Kb1 Qb2# 

[digital phoenix]

damn i have

[stable mirage]

wooo

[zealous depot]

So we have to wait until 51% of the population is LGBT to effectively protest?

[random drum]

I am on a break but I want to play bullet 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

This is the Chess.com profile of n1llectr. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2244 (peak)
Blitz: 2309 (2323 peak)
Bullet: 2336 (2358 peak)

[digital phoenix]

i would be out of there

[rotund glen]

purrr OwO wats dat knife for? tilts head slightly u wouldn’t huwt little old me >//<

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Amay Shukla (paranoidlikebobby)

This is the Chess.com profile of paranoidlikebobby. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Amay Shukla (paranoidlikebobby)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1039 (1086 peak)
Blitz: 907 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1144 (1247 peak)

[rotund glen]

nuzzles head against u let’s be friends

[zealous depot]

This is terrifying

[random drum]

I AM TRASH

[digital phoenix]

shoo

[next swallow]

Stop 💀

[zealous depot]

SAME

[rotund glen]

I didn’t ask for your input infidel

[real kiln]

yo can anyone with premium check my winrate with 1. e4 e5 2. nf3 nc6 3. bb5 bc5 4. nxe5 on explorer and also how many games it shows

[zealous depot]

That's racist

[graceful lintel]

Skills iss-

[digital phoenix]

cant u do that on ur own

[rotund glen]

WHAT

[real kiln]

dont have premium

[digital phoenix]

is it in insights or

[zealous depot]

Martin the racist from Chess.com

[rotund glen]

Also why do anime people hate furry people so much

[hushed shuttle]

stopstop

[mild nest]

bc furry

[digital phoenix]

cos if its in insights premium members can only do those for other premium members

[nimble niche]

can't go over 3 moves in free explorer

[rotund glen]

No OwO

[plush hemlock]

honestly really tough, but you since you're on a roll

[rotund glen]

I’m gonna use this as an opportunity to plug my furry art commission service

[hushed shuttle]

this feels satire

[real kiln]

in explorer

[rotund glen]

DM me for examples

[rotund glen]

Every statement I make is 100% serious and is not to be taken as a joke

[hushed shuttle]

k if it isnt weird nsfw shit..
i will take an example 😨

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-look-stare-awkward-guilty-gif-5289290

[hushed shuttle]

phew

i knew it

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/fSRQkkC.png Cool challenge

https://i.imgur.com/Tkjc8uF.jpg and then i lost this

[rotund glen]

It’s how I support my family

[hushed shuttle]

lie

[rotund glen]

Yeah my wife uses commission money to buy groceries

To feed our malnourished kids

[hushed shuttle]

ok

[rotund glen]

I GOT MY FIRST GREAT MOVE!!!!!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christ Aguilar (christe4)

This is the Chess.com profile of christe4. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christ Aguilar (christe4)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 572 (571 peak)
Blitz: 293
Bullet: 378

[rotund glen]

(I’m black)

In the chess game I mean not irl

[nimble niche]

same

[willow elbow]

@digital phoenix did you actually reach 2500 in a year

[deep widget]

martin you're bad at chess

[rotund glen]

Play me bruh

Send me a challenge link coward

[deep widget]

I did

[rotund glen]

Where

[deep widget]

that's your bot, you're martin no?

[rotund glen]

I’m the real Martin. That’s just the bot

[nimble niche]

i improve at a very steady rate of -100 every half an hour!!!

[cinder sky]

lol

[deep widget]

what's your account?

[rotund glen]

SEND ANOTHER LINK

[rotund glen]

SirExidy it’s a disguise account I dont wanna be recognized

[solar crest]

me in chess when i misclick my piece to wrong position:

[jagged minnow]

I am

[deep widget]

yeah I ain't gon play you

[digital phoenix]

i was always higher than 1000

[deep widget]

your bot probably plays better than you

[jagged minnow]

Happened to me yesterday my opponent gladly accepted draw

[willow elbow]

[jagged minnow]

[solar crest]

my didn't 😦

[tropic plaza]

Raaaarwwdoe

Hi everyone

[rotund glen]

I’m waiting

[primal shore]

Hai cc

[tropic plaza]

Crack coc

[deep widget]

I'm not going to play you

[nimble niche]

one time i declined a draw after my opponent mouseslipped and then in the rematch i mouseslipped and my opponent declined my draw offer

[jagged minnow]

Karma at it's finest

[nimble niche]

i just don't like making draws

[hushed shuttle]

hi

[rotund glen]

Sounds like you’re scared. It’s alright, a majority fall to my feet upon even the thought of engaging chess on an intellectual level as I do

[primal shore]

ormy ily

[nimble niche]

in otb classical games, i usually push for a win as black, especially against junior players

[hushed shuttle]

ucy ily

[primal shore]

Go back to reddit

[rotund glen]

Some feeble minds are simply too beta to comprehend Martins genius

[graceful lintel]

blitz?

[fleet sigil]

blud lost to a 15 year old

[rotund glen]

And that’s okay, it evolution. You’re like a subspecies, stuck in a primitive mindset, while I’m playing 5D chess

[primal shore]

You just play and take any chance you get to make an inbalence to win, playing for a draw from move one is silly

[rotund glen]

Sure if you dare

[deep widget]

I'm 2200 blitz, not scared dw

[cinder sky]

i am only a few years older

[graceful lintel]

[plush hemlock]

who thinks i should hire a hitman to go after martin?!

[graceful lintel]

Wahts ur cc username

[cinder sky]

username

[nimble niche]

If i played for a draw as black, I wouldn't have gotten 8.5/9 at a junior tournament

[rotund glen]

Lmao buy yourself a copy of Bobby Fischer teaches chess with that elo

[deep widget]

/profile

[rotund glen]

SirExidy

[cinder sky]

._>

[plush hemlock]

say what now

[deep widget]

/prosorry

[primal shore]

...yea ik I'm saying playing for a draw from move one is silly

[deep widget]

sorry

[cinder sky]

lol

[deep widget]

ilikeblitzgames

[cinder sky]

have you played a tournament before

[nimble niche]

I threw the one game I drew because I had a completely winning endgame

[primal shore]

several

[cinder sky]

what is your fide id

[deep widget]

no thanks, I play chess for fun

[primal shore]

it has my name and a lot of my social media has my name and you can get a lot of personal information from that so I'd rather not

[cinder sky]

oki

[primal shore]

I haven't played in such much FIDE tournaments then national ones

[tropic plaza]

To be loved

[primal shore]

The national ones are like....sometimes FIDE rated?? Its silly

[graceful lintel]

@rotund glen Blitz not rapid

[nimble niche]

some fide tournaments are also national rated for some reason

[tropic plaza]

I havent play chess for weeks now

[cinder sky]

In australia, tournaments can not be fide rated without being acf rated as well

[primal shore]

I haven't played in like 3 months but I got a tournament soon and am excited to keep up the grind towards my title

[primal shore]

I think it's the same here

[cinder sky]

what country

[primal shore]

Canada

[cinder sky]

cool

[grim edge]

Good luck on your tournament ^^

[nimble niche]

I've basically only played junior tournaments before

[primal shore]

thanks but idk if its gonna do much for me because it's all unrated people in my section

Don't get rating from unrated ppl smh my head

[cinder sky]

smh my head indeed

[primal shore]

I will meet a few titled players again tho I'm excited for that

[jagged minnow]

Then lose against them

[cinder sky]

@stable mirage lmao doryet is down to 2200

[nimble niche]

i kinda feel bad for the junior players whose parents pay for coaching from grandmasters only to lose quickly to my goofy sidelines

[primal shore]

Won't even be playing them

[stable mirage]

smh that’s what happens when you peak sit for months

[digital phoenix]

imagine he drops below me

[cinder sky]

lol

[cinder sky]

Lmao look at https://www.chess.com/member/batorslambeuv archive

[primal shore]

Don't see you doing better 💀

[jagged minnow]

Ikr

[nimble niche]

all the other top junior players in nsw have very predictable opening repertoires

except me

[jagged minnow]

What's your age?

[primal shore]

I played a 14 year old FM a few months back and god damn he was a tough cookie

[nimble niche]

14

[jagged minnow]

Damn

[primal shore]

He got an IM norm that tournament

[jagged minnow]

Guess I am too old and too stupid for chess

[cinder sky]

They all play the scotch gambit with white yea

that e5 d5 bb5 ne4 line

[nimble niche]

how did you know?

that's exactly right 💀

[cinder sky]

Lolll yea

Played a few of them

They all of the same coach who preaches that line

[nimble niche]

i don't even know who their coaches are

[alpine shard]

wtf

no

copy and pasting images?

[nimble niche]

ian rogers always teach endgames but his students have never reached an equal endgame against me before

[primal shore]

You guys wanna see my cat buddy? He has giantism

[cinder sky]

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Beautiful
How beautifully my piece were perfectly placed

[rotund glen]

Who just played me?

[hushed shuttle]

not me

[graceful lintel]

Me

[primal shore]

he's like 8 kg and 120 cm stretched out

[hushed shuttle]

woa

[rotund glen]

Bruh I got 82% accuracy wtf

[next swallow]

Bro destroy the opponent mentally 😭

[wanton shadow]

really????

[graceful lintel]

Dem

[lusty field]

Hii

[nimble niche]

predict what opening im gonna play next tournament

[graceful lintel]

[rotund glen]

Literally how I tried playing the worst moves every time

[next swallow]

Hello!

[graceful lintel]

Yep but
Probably u were not trying

[graceful lintel]

Nice banner tbh

[primal shore]

Wish this hobby wasn't so expensive I gotta travel 3 hours to any tournament

[peak plank]

I honestly have no clue, maybe there is a way to start with a custom position

[graceful lintel]

I also want a cat;-;

[primal shore]

I just picked him up and took him home one day

[hushed shuttle]

then get one

[rotund glen]

Ik

[primal shore]

Cat acquired

[rotund glen]

DUDE WHAT

[graceful lintel]

i wish I could get one like this

[primal shore]

oki am need sleep

[graceful lintel]

[hushed shuttle]

eep well

[primal shore]

Wait guys

[grim edge]

brooo what

[primal shore]

I went to America for the first time today

[graceful lintel]

Don't sleep

It's bad

[graceful lintel]

Lets go

[grim edge]

Gn ^^

[rotund glen]

When you’re so dead lost the coach gives you excellents out of pity

[hushed shuttle]

my condolences

[rotund glen]

What I say to all short people and gingers

[grim edge]

what the HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

[rotund glen]

Actually I’ve been meaning to put I hate short people and gingers in my bio brb

Who else should I put in there

Lactose intolerant people?

[primal shore]

I only crossed the border for like 30 mins

[jagged minnow]

How bad is this position for black

[hushed shuttle]

ah phew

[graceful lintel]

Idk probably u should castle

[hushed shuttle]

sad u didnt come to where i am smh

[primal shore]

It's playable, ain't comfy but at that level it don't matter

[primal shore]

F.r.

If you live in Vegas hmu I'm going there in june

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-close-meme-funny-cat-gif-21660638

[peak plank]

I don't think we are allowed to tell, as it is a live game

[hushed shuttle]

i would be even more sad if i lived in vegas

[primal shore]

Or I think june

I'm going there eventually

[graceful lintel]

[next swallow]

the opponent already abandon it

[abstract mantle]

badder than the emo girl bro 🥶

[hushed shuttle]

🐱

[hasty iris]

i got it dw thanks

[abstract mantle]

u already know she got a perfect ^ yk yk 🥶

[primal shore]

Alrighty gn cc

[abstract mantle]

[primal shore]

Nini little tiny people in my phone

[graceful lintel]

Good night

[graceful lintel]

[robust moon]

.-.

[grim edge]

-w-

[abstract mantle]

-n-

[primal shore]

~<

[robust moon]

-o-

[stable mirage]

UwU

[rotund glen]

I hate gingers so much

[robust moon]

Understandable

[abstract mantle]

same

[rotund glen]

They’re so weird like can they stop existing please like ew stop making me look at you

God made the ugliest color and put it on these pale mole rat subhumans

[abstract mantle]

segregation is ok || if it's for gingers xd ||

[grim edge]

I mean not all ginger are bad

[rotund glen]

!! GINGER DETECTED !!

[abstract mantle]

but hey reword gingers and what do you get ;))

[next swallow]

who tf is ginger

[rotund glen]

YOURE A GINGER LOVER

[robust moon]

[grim edge]

I'm Asian-_-

[rotund glen]

THATS WHAT A GINGER WOULD SAY

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/race-car-peugeot-meme-racist-mode-gif-23410462

[grim edge]

Wow really cuz u sound so dumb right now

[grim edge]

💀

[rotund glen]

That’s too far

[abstract mantle]

im off my no racism workout >:))

[rotund glen]

Awesome

[abstract mantle]

👨🏾‍🦼

[hushed shuttle]

gergin

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-saying-mother-for-an-entire-minute-challenge-girls-screaming-girls-stressed-girls-struggling-struggling-gif-25855003

[grim edge]

Yall are silly -w-

[hushed shuttle]

u are the silliest

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[hushed shuttle]

yuh huh

[abstract mantle]

no racism in the chess.com discord -

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/truls-ginger-gif-20986652

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[hushed shuttle]

YUH HUH

[rotund glen]

Most handsome ginger

[grim edge]

NUH UH

[hushed shuttle]

YEAH

YOU ARE THE SILLIEST HERE

[grim edge]

NU

[hushed shuttle]

THE SILLIEST GOOSE IS YOU

[grim edge]

Nu it's u !!!!

[hushed shuttle]

dsanbdsbndbsagd no

[grim edge]

:3

[hushed shuttle]

hmph

[grim edge]

-w-

[robust moon]

Wot is pride pawn role?

[jagged minnow]

Nah it's not

[grim edge]

Uh if u gay ig

[abstract mantle]

-w- -n- -v- -p- -b-

[robust moon]

I am not gay (Lots of people call me a femboy but nuh uh)

[grim edge]

Cuz u are !!!

[rough dome]

I was racist

[robust moon]

You nein

[lament jacinth]

Femboy

[rough dome]

Stfu

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet femboy

[robust moon]

Who is racist??

[grim edge]

Who ur fav real marid player

[rough dome]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Like anyone that been in real marid

[lament jacinth]

You are

[rough dome]

Brad pitt

[willow salmon]

The best move in all chess

[robust moon]

Cristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modric, Toni Kross, Jude Bellingham, Courtois, More....

[robust moon]

Bro knows

[grim edge]

Ramos?

Damn everyone forget about ramos

[lament jacinth]

What's a ramos

[robust moon]

Ye that's why I said "more..." Cuz I don't wanna name every

Sergio Ramos was goated 🐐

[grim edge]

Mhm my fav player

[jagged minnow]

Bro trapped his queen himself

[willow salmon]

BRO he can checkmate

Ah no he can't

[stable mirage]

uh oh

[jagged minnow]

No he can not

[stable mirage]

moment before disaster

[lament jacinth]

You're about to lose your rook

[willow salmon]

Lies

[jagged minnow]

I didn't