💬〡general-off-topic

[void fjord]

Hmmmmm

[sudden shale]

according to chess.com my rating went from 0 to 1200 instantly

[low sable]

Woah
That like kid magus progression

[grim edge]

The only way i could gain 600 points is if i farmed a drunk 2000 in rated hyperbullet for 12 hours straigt

[dense pivot]

i used an alt and played on that

i made a new acc

and deleted my old one

[hushed shuttle]

depends from how high

[covert cosmos]

ok what is account name

[normal hatch]

This is why I do sporadic cheating instead

[dense pivot]

like

[fiery yarrow]

real

[dense pivot]

how do i prove my innocence?

[sudden shale]

I’ll have you know I play better when drunk

[dense pivot]

i literally also have terrible games

[fiery yarrow]

doing an iq test

[dense pivot]

according to my medical exam i have an iq of 132

[fiery yarrow]

you said you needed 9 games to get 600 elo

[normal hatch]

Bro Makes sure to drink a bottle of vodka before any game

[covert cosmos]

send your account name so we can see it

[dense pivot]

it was an a new account 🤦‍♂️

[dense pivot]

k

[fiery yarrow]

if you had terrible games means you also lost

[sudden shale]

truly why SU players were so dominant

[fiery yarrow]

so real

[sudden shale]

west lacked the vodka

[dense pivot]

becuase you gain elo speradicaly

[normal hatch]

Your honor, he put it on his momma

[coral quartz]

Let us all take a moment to judge this guy immensely

[dense pivot]

no

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tidur-tidur-terus-ngantuk-kuburan-receh-gif-12795215

[fiery yarrow]

this u

[normal hatch]

Opp behaviour

[dense pivot]

new account btw so from advanced setting

[willow salmon]

Who can use analysis for this Game? https://www.chess.com/live/game/91664915525

[worn ice]

tobbias22 (807) vs. Maestro_Kobalsdi (754)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 [Nc6] 4. Bd3 Nb4 5. Nf3 Nxd3+ 6. Qxd3 e6 7. O-O Bd6 8. Bxd6 Qxd6 9. Nc3 O-O 10. Nb5 Qb6 11. b3 Bd7 12. a4 a6 13. c4 c6 14. Nd6 Ne8 15. Nxe8 Rfxe8 16. Ng5 f5 17. h3 h6 18. a5 Qb4 19. Ra4 Qe7 20. f4 hxg5 21. g3 gxf4 22. gxf4 c5 23. Raa1 Qd6 24. dxc5 Qxc5 25. Rfe1 Rac8 26. Kg2 Bc6 27. Qc2 d4+ 28. Kg3 dxe3 29. Kh4 Qd4 30. b4 Qxf4+ 31. Kh5 Qh6# 

[willow salmon]

I used max today

[normal hatch]

I dont need analysis to see u played a london. Therefore very bad

[sudden shale]

london

[willow salmon]

Im white

[sudden shale]

sad

[willow salmon]

I'm Black team @sudden shale

[fiery yarrow]

in a game he literally blundered his queen on move 7

[willow salmon]

I used two horsey opening

[sudden shale]

[covert cosmos]

bros locked out and still trying to rizz

[fiery yarrow]

kirby can i rizz you

[coral quartz]

Simp

[covert cosmos]

no

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/1100870

[fiery yarrow]

ok

[upbeat viper]

ez 3k puzzle

[fiery yarrow]

lmao what i just beat it first try?

that's not 3000

[dense pivot]

my oppents suck

[stable mirage]

I got a 2600 mate in one

[upbeat viper]

k

[stable mirage]

easiest puzzle rush point ever

…

[upbeat viper]

yo

uh

[stable mirage]

#old-emote-suggestions

[upbeat viper]

not the same

[sudden shale]

if that’s 3k, I’m stockfish

[upbeat viper]

just in case

[stable mirage]

:

[upbeat viper]

context make those political

erf

nop

[stable mirage]

ya he can nuke 3 million messages from here at once

which still leaves more than half of it

[sudden shale]

I wonder how they make the rating determinations from puzzles

[stable mirage]

so it’s probably fine

[coral quartz]

Are pawns male or female?

[upbeat viper]

who

[nova trellis]

hi

[compact mantle]

Pawns have no sex

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-27701492

[willow salmon]

Brillant move

[stable mirage]

there are 30 females and 2 kings

[willow salmon]

Why pawns are female

[stable mirage]

even the towers are female

[compact mantle]

Unless they’re simon william’s pawns

[stable mirage]

queens

[nova trellis]

guys how long does it take u to reach 2000

[willow salmon]

Bishops are male so

[stable mirage]

17 seconds

[coral quartz]

So even male pawns can become queen's. Princesses

[upbeat viper]

a year

[compact mantle]

Depends on the effort

[stable mirage]

says who

[upbeat viper]

and some

[covert cosmos]

because they can turn into queens

[sudden shale]

bishops cannot be women

[compact mantle]

The catholic church

[willow salmon]

And Horsey,

[nova trellis]

Is 1 year bad or not

[stable mirage]

the queen matters more

[sudden shale]

learn yo Christianity

[willow salmon]

Pawns can be a Horsey too

[covert cosmos]

so horsey is also women

[void fjord]

Kings and queens fr 🤣

[upbeat viper]

no religion please

[stable mirage]

🗿

[compact mantle]

No that’s good effort

[nova trellis]

ok thx

[sudden shale]

we’re just talking about bishops in history

[compact mantle]

0 religion was discussed

[covert cosmos]

this guy is still trying to rizz me

[upbeat viper]

.

[willow salmon]

Oh all chess board is female only male is King Twitter: proceeds to insult chess board

[nova trellis]

i just hit 2000 and i started to play chess around 1 year ago

[upbeat viper]

so what

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[nova trellis]

r u guys ok

[fluid burrow]

does the bongcloud actually work?

[stable mirage]

tell him to rizz me instead

[covert cosmos]

yes.

[nova trellis]

go try it u will find out

[willow salmon]

Tower is female According to Sirius

[coral quartz]

Can I be a queen as well?

[covert cosmos]

i will

[sudden shale]

only if you’re like 700 rating ahead of your opponent

[fluid burrow]

sounds like you’re trying to deter me

[sudden shale]

then you can do whatever

[willow salmon]

No You not a pawn

[compact mantle]

Isn’t the policy to prevent religious discussions that don’t lead to anywhere

[stable mirage]

you’re female too

[willow salmon]

Kirby is a pawn

[covert cosmos]

no

[nova trellis]

maybe?

[stable mirage]

damn I guess that guy who blundered mate on move 7 with the bongcloud was 3000

[upbeat viper]

well yeah rules

[willow salmon]

King is female too

[sudden shale]

real

[fluid burrow]

Lol

[stable mirage]

damn I guess so

[void fjord]

I think if you think about it… Queens aren’t all that powerful on a chess board because they’re just serving the king right? I mean like the king can castle but the queen has to do the hard work and judo flip it’s opponents…😂

[dusky swallow]

In what and on which website

[stable mirage]

32 girls!!

this is why I love chess

[nova trellis]

chess.com

[normal hatch]

Girls!!? Guys run!

[nova trellis]

im around 1700 fide

[compact mantle]

Then it should be fine as long as people don’t start talking about their own interpretation on religion, but general teachings of religion should be allowed, as it is not a personal thing

[void fjord]

*Runs

[compact mantle]

W

[dusky swallow]

You're killing it man! nice job you're better than me haha

[normal hatch]

🏃‍♂️

[nova trellis]

lol

[willow salmon]

🔫

[upbeat viper]

mention of it are irrelevant in our case, as it could only and only cause a discussion about it

if that makes sense

anyway

[compact mantle]

Yes but it could be a useful one

[upbeat viper]

it's late

[willow salmon]

I do believe that no one spoke about the subject more than him.

[dusky swallow]

go sleep

[sudden shale]

I mentioned it to support my claim bishops are male

[nova trellis]

i agree

[willow salmon]

Agre

e

[compact mantle]

I guess chess is the way we got to religion in the first place

[hushed shuttle]

🐱

🐈

[covert cosmos]

everything except king is female

[willow salmon]

Thanks for the idea @hushed shuttle

[grim edge]

whats the easiest to write

[hushed shuttle]

do it with bread now

[willow salmon]

[dusky swallow]

Do a memoir about your time in capitalist ussr

[hushed shuttle]

:O

[willow salmon]

Bread Cat

[hushed shuttle]

best cat halloween costume

[willow salmon]

Pumpkin Cat is real

[upbeat viper]

WWW suuuuper slam

[austere apex]

Are there any gambits for black after 1. d4?

[upbeat viper]

englund

but that's bad

[willow salmon]

Super slap is best

[austere apex]

I was doing it for a time

[willow salmon]

[sudden shale]

benko

[peak plank]

buddapest!!!!!!

[austere apex]

Didn't work well

[grim edge]

they made that because of me

[upbeat viper]

well englund is bad

so it makes sense

[sudden shale]

I played benko for a while

[drowsy lodge]

No oxygen please/

[peak plank]

benko is ok

[willow salmon]

cUrsEd

[primal fern]

connect your account

[austere apex]

Are there any that target the London system?

[primal fern]

just play c5

[willow salmon]

connect your oxygen

[primal fern]

makes any london player cry

[sudden shale]

real

[austere apex]

2. C5?

[willow salmon]

Nice

[primal fern]

sure

[normal hatch]

d4 Nf6 Bf4 c5 e3 Qb6 type shenanigans

[drowsy lodge]

Nah

[sudden shale]

based old benoni

[primal fern]

sus

[hushed shuttle]

AAA how to make the ball not go crazy when it hits weird

[austere apex]

Something like this

[upbeat viper]

@echo kestrel no cheating accusation

[drowsy lodge]

its connected to my other account legit have told you this three times

[upbeat viper]

or suspicion

[austere apex]

Since I'm 1300 elo this is the order I see

[hushed shuttle]

@upbeat viper cheats

[primal fern]

i've never seen you in here before

[willow salmon]

Only report in the Game?

[covert cosmos]

when the ball hits weird, it is inside of the sliding thingy

[upbeat viper]

yes

[primal fern]

what's ur other discord

[willow salmon]

👍

[drowsy lodge]

@maiden sorrel

[covert cosmos]

so it hits it over and over

[peak plank]

adgamator likes c5 but tbh I would just play the KID vs the london

[echo kestrel]

That's not an accusation I literally just asked what do you think..

[primal fern]

bro why would anyone need two discord accounts at the same time if they aren't hiding something susss

[hushed shuttle]

i dont want it to D:

[peak plank]

they seem legit to me

maybe their old account was lost

[primal fern]

i'm sure they are legit, i didn't mean sus for chess

[sudden shale]

grunfeld vs london has been like a billion of my games

[echo kestrel]

Bud idk how to detect cheaters, sometimes I need help. I literally just report everyone with low games and a high winrate

[spice ledge]

Just gained a shidload of rating otb. 1694->1783 that's +89

[sudden shale]

london usage after like 2014 skyrocketed

[peak plank]

you can ask some mods in DM's a guess but not here

[primal fern]

just hmu i can help with that

[normal hatch]

Only downside to this is the Qxb2 draw line. Which is why I personally dont take the pawn after Nf3

[peak plank]

bro what happened

[echo kestrel]

Alr

[upbeat viper]

or simply report them if you have doubts

[covert cosmos]

make it so that the ball can only hit each side once

[echo kestrel]

Kk bet

[spice ledge]

I went 3/4 against all players higher rated

[willow salmon]

Sus

[spice ledge]

Win vs 1631, 1807, and 1871. Lost against my coach rated 2060

[fiery yarrow]

is the triangle defense legit?

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[normal hatch]

yep

Semi-slav sounds cooler tho

[drowsy lodge]

I'm not hiding anything

[fiery yarrow]

true

[hushed shuttle]

what is a semi slave

[willow salmon]

Say your reasons for hace two acc

[last verge]

i love interference

[normal hatch]

[echo kestrel]

@primal fern Check dms

[covert cosmos]

make it not

[drowsy lodge]

I lost the email to this account and microsoft won't let me reset "Because they can't verify if it's me" i just still have this loggin from before when i could use the email, I'm not hiding anything sus nor am i cheating

[hushed shuttle]

I CANT

[normal hatch]

Cool move

[covert cosmos]

dms?

[last verge]

calm luh fit

[willow salmon]

Makes sense🚀⭐

[sudden shale]

truly

[last verge]

only second wngine line engine suggests b5+c4 to break the queen trap which i saw during the game but id still be winning

[tall orchid]

who invented slavery

[willow salmon]

This is weird

[sudden shale]

me

[normal hatch]

Engine tomfoolery

[dense pivot]

Hi people

I wasn’t cheating my oppents just suck 😂

[normal hatch]

I did

[willow salmon]

[dense pivot]

One of them hung thier queen on move 12

[dense pivot]

At 1600

[normal hatch]

Damnit

[tall orchid]

god the runescape guy being electrocuted was a god-tier pfp

[willow salmon]

Hat g||u||y invented it

[sudden shale]

[odd aurora]

Do you guys often hang mate in 5 to 10 moves

[grim edge]

No

I hang mate in two

[odd aurora]

Sometimes I don't see it and just continue playing like normal

[grim edge]

checkmate with 1 bishop is possible

[odd aurora]

I can usually always see mate in 2

[sudden shale]

generally if you’re in a position where that’s possible, king safety should be really apparent

[fringe tinsel]

ola

[tall orchid]

fala inglês (tbm amo goticas)

[odd aurora]

no i'm the one that hangs a really complicated mate

[normal hatch]

Hanged m5 the other day

[echo kestrel]

I give away a pawn on move 1 for no compensation

[sudden shale]

oh I see

[echo kestrel]

And I got all the way to 2100 by doing it

[fringe tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-explode-gif-25528415

[sudden shale]

polish?

[tall orchid]

L00000000L embed fail

speak english amigão

[fringe tinsel]

i am in pc, not goolgle traslete KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[echo kestrel]

You spelled translate wrong kid

[tall orchid]

on* ur english is trash

[fringe tinsel]

sim

[echo kestrel]

Maybe he's in his pc, who knows

[fringe tinsel]

ok

[willow salmon]

traslete = trash

[normal hatch]

Grammatical error. My reputation is finished

[willow salmon]

[tall orchid]

speak english, it isnt that hard

[willow salmon]

You edit it and that's it

[tall orchid]

this isnt a portuguese-speaking server

[echo kestrel]

Mods, be prepared to warn @fringe tinsel I don't think he speaks English at all

[tall orchid]

i'd love to speak portuguese here but if you're here you follow the rules

[fringe tinsel]

ok

[void fjord]

Ur trash 🚮

[primal fern]

connect your account for trusted role 🙂

[grim edge]

[tall orchid]

sure

[tall orchid]

neuro why did the chicken cross the road

[normal hatch]

Indeed a good solution. Unfortunately I font care much about my grammar nor my reputation.

[fringe tinsel]

👍

[ionic cargo]

hello there

[primal fern]

b-cAAAWWWWWWSE

[normal hatch]

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

[ionic cargo]

can we post game gifs from lichess here?

[sand grotto]

why is "too many aborts" a bannable offense?

[ionic cargo]

i have a real good one

[grim edge]

i did a checkmate with 1 bishop

[grave wasp]

I still have the screenshot of pixel saying age doesnt matter

[tall orchid]

as long as you dont post the link itself ur good iirc

[normal hatch]

Cc isnt pro-choice ig

[tall orchid]

post it here

[ionic cargo]

https://lichess1.org/game/export/gif/white/nn3VonOC.gif?theme=blue&piece=cburnett

[willow salmon]

Tell me two random emojis from discord that are not from any server

[sand grotto]

hmmm

[ionic cargo]

clean london victim. my london is never boring

[normal hatch]

Wait no politics

[tall orchid]

its just a joke, you'll be fine

[ionic cargo]

age is just a number, prison cells are just a room... we have this saying

[sand grotto]

😂 🍌

[sand grotto]

._.

[ionic cargo]

if you dont have the context of what he said in a print i cant say more

[normal hatch]

Ive been muted for jokes here

[tall orchid]

ofc its someone with an anime pfp saying it

[tall orchid]

i've been timeoted god knows how many times, locked out once and banned

[sand grotto]

🍌 😎 @willow salmon

[tall orchid]

i know the ropes

[grim edge]

who wanna chat?

[normal hatch]

U Up to some real devious activities

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1214 (1493 peak)
Blitz: 1322 (1549 peak)
Bullet: 1367 (1374 peak)

[fringe tinsel]

hm

[sand grotto]

🍌 😎 @willow salmon

[ionic cargo]

i have been muted on chess.com once... me and my friend with like 60 games against each other were being way to dirty in the game chat

[tall orchid]

not with you that's for sure

[grim edge]

...

[odd aurora]

How'd u tilt 300 elo

[gilded lava]

I changed my username and it shows wrong ratings

How do i change it...

[grave wasp]

wait this name is familiar

[tall orchid]

just reconnect afaik

[gilded lava]

How do I do that?

[grim edge]

[tall orchid]

./connect

without the dot

[gilded lava]

It gave option to disconnect

[peak plank]

disconenct & reconnect, you can see your conneted accounts here:

[worn ice]

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[gilded lava]

Bruh

[jovial vector]

finna beat that 45 record I can feel ittttt

[peak plank]

my puzzle rush record is like... 30

[normal hatch]

Survival?

[jovial vector]

yeah cause I'm better than you

[grim edge]

Any Ideas? White to move.

[tall orchid]

looks drawn

[peak plank]

survival, 3 minutes, and 5 minutes... I dont really care enoug abt puzzles to take them seriously

[gilded lava]

Qg4

[echo kestrel]

I see it

Rh5 Qg7 h4

[peak plank]

Rxh5+

[stable mirage]

yikes

[peak plank]

I spend about 5 second average on puzzles 😦

[willow salmon]

What are we talking about

[echo kestrel]

Literally same

Bro I thought I was the only one who did that

It seems everyone spends literal minutes on each puzzle

[stable mirage]

yeah should be easy enough to get more than 30 in a 3 min rush

[echo kestrel]

30 is my high in 3

[grim edge]

Wait

[echo kestrel]

33 is my high in 5

47 is my high in survival

[stable mirage]

have you like

never played puzzle rush

[echo kestrel]

I thought that was good 😭

[grim edge]

U sure?

[stable mirage]

bro your survival score is worse than my 5 min

[sand grotto]

how are you making these?

[echo kestrel]

What else even is it..

[echo kestrel]

Wth..

[willow salmon]

Magic

[grim edge]

oh wait nvm ur right

[grim edge]

yeah u got it

[sand grotto]

please tell me in dm i want to make some myself

[echo kestrel]

I'm rated 2850 in normal puzzles btw

[willow salmon]

Two more emojis that are not from any discord server

[stable mirage]

tf

[grim edge]

im rated 2450 rn

[willow salmon]

It's fine

[primal shore]

We studying on de train

[echo kestrel]

That's great, right?

[grim edge]

tryna get to 2500

[echo kestrel]

What's your blitz?

[stable mirage]

no

[willow salmon]

Try to get 2900

[echo kestrel]

Bud I literally cannot get higher 😭

[grim edge]

i dont play blitz

[nimble niche]

hey nerds

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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Rapid: 1964 (2004 peak)
Blitz: 2129 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[echo kestrel]

You'd never believe my ratings are what they are..

[grim edge]

i play rapid and bullet

[winter ridge]

smh

[willow salmon]

why?

[echo kestrel]

Ah

[grim edge]

1047 in rapid, 1100+ in bullet

[stable mirage]

2100 should easily get more than 3000 puzzles

[winter ridge]

well

[grim edge]

true

[winter ridge]

kind of

some people are bad at tactics

[stable mirage]

asssuming membership etc

[grim edge]

3000 puzzles arent that hard

[nimble niche]

me

[covert cosmos]

this guy

[grave wasp]

age

[stable mirage]

this is like impressively bad

[willow salmon]

Why do they get less elo for winning when they go up to 2000 Elo?

[grave wasp]

how tf

[winter ridge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system

[normal hatch]

Sorry, I cant read

[willow salmon]

Thanks

[primal fern]

!welcome

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[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/q4RCF any1?

[normal hatch]

Sorry, I cant read

[primal fern]

i thought you said you couldn't read

[normal hatch]

what

[primal fern]

i got you

[peak plank]

I dont care enough about puzzles ig

[primal fern]

caught! you just read my message

[normal hatch]

[nova trellis]

ugh

[willow salmon]

Your brain at this moment:

[gilded lava]

I can't connect

[primal fern]

you're already connected

and trusted

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 1294 (1549 peak)
Bullet: 1634 (1643 peak)

[gilded lava]

Oh

[willow salmon]

I can't get trusted role

[gilded lava]

Nvm I am connected

[tall orchid]

I WISH NEUROLINK WOULD NOTICE ME

[primal fern]

you are already trusted

[tall orchid]

THEY CANT READ MY MESSAGES

[primal fern]

👻

[tall orchid]

what

[gilded lava]

I am 1600 why am I in this chat 😔

[stable mirage]

you would get noticed if you werent connected 💯

[stable mirage]

bullet doesnt count

[tall orchid]

bro got mad i said they??

[willow salmon]

Is he i think

[tall orchid]

you cant be this stupid

[nova trellis]

wait can i smurf on chesskid

[gilded lava]

...

[winter ridge]

^

[willow salmon]

I do not bother

[nova trellis]

kinda wanna smurf on chesskid

[tall orchid]

roblox pfp 😵

[willow salmon]

I just make myself

[gilded lava]

Why do ya'll hate bullet 😭

[willow salmon]

[tall orchid]

skilless

[nova trellis]

cuz it doesnt help improving ur chess

[winter ridge]

much easier to hit 1600 bullet than rapid

[willow salmon]

You have to think the movements in 0.75s

[nova trellis]

exactly

[willow salmon]

And you can win by time if you play an 800 Elo game

[gilded lava]

Idk what I can possibly bet but I will hit 1600 rapid before the end of the year

[nova trellis]

how do you know

[tall orchid]

im literally him (24 winstreak)

[willow salmon]

Because I am a fortune teller

[gilded lava]

I am not predicting

[nova trellis]

i thought u were

[winter ridge]

im just not thinking today

pixelll hiii are you winning yet @peak plank

[willow salmon]

Here is your toast order

[gilded lava]

I hate toasts

[nova trellis]

practically speaking anyone below 2200 on chess.com are considered novice

[winter ridge]

hmm

what if you were higher but no longer

[willow salmon]

Here is your banana order

[nova trellis]

that is another issue

[tall orchid]

me when,,, me when your mom,,,

[gilded lava]

Ngl, I hate bananas too 😭

[nova trellis]

i love bananas

[willow salmon]

[gilded lava]

They taste so weird

[nova trellis]

you know each banana can emit . 01 millirem (0.1 microsieverts) of radiation.

[gilded lava]

Rather take the toast 👍

[willow salmon]

Oh I was the wrong person, Have the melted banana order

[nova trellis]

nah toasts not good

[willow salmon]

👍

[nova trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/bananek-maciek-i-love-bananas-banana-gif-12061884

[gilded lava]

I am currently 1236 in rapid, I will hit 1600 by December 23rd

[winter ridge]

hmm bananas

[nova trellis]

bet

[willow salmon]

What order do you want?

[nova trellis]

man is being so accurate Dec 23rd

[winter ridge]

1 banana

[nova trellis]

100 bananas

[willow salmon]

Here is your order

[gilded lava]

Anyways its too late now

I am gonna sleep

(also when I say too late, its 5 AM)

[nova trellis]

dont sleep

[willow salmon]

x100

[covert cosmos]

no

[nova trellis]

why not

[willow salmon]

Where is that answer going?

[stable mirage]

I love bananas

[covert cosmos]

what

[peak plank]

tbh we both played like shit there but gg @winter ridge

[echo kestrel]

Guys, why do I see something not moving and blinking way up in the sky???

[willow salmon]

Tell me a banana order

[peak plank]

you were winning then worse then winning again

[stable mirage]

banana with banana

[covert cosmos]

banana with extra bananas

[winter ridge]

yeah

i almost lost to a 1000 guys!!!

[restive storm]

I've lost to him

[peak plank]

in bullet, which doesnt count

[jovial vector]

Why can't I just step in front of his pawn before making a passer?

[peak plank]

im now 3-3 vs nova

[nova trellis]

bro my teacher wants us to reflect on our reflection wth

[restive storm]

His king gets into the square

[proven thunder]

Too slow I think

[peak plank]

write "I look very handshome, almost as handsome as the great pixelated"

who is very good at chess

[jovial vector]

how does that square thing work I forgot

[nova trellis]

lollollol

[covert cosmos]

square

[nova trellis]

absolutely love it

[restive storm]

The passed pawn creates an imaginary square to the right and left
Count the number of spaces to promotion and then turn it 90 degrees 3 times to complete the square
If the king is on the outside of the square that means the pawn can promote without the help of the king
Be sure to remember that this rule only applies when the pawn's path cannot be disturbed by enemy pawns or pieces

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[stable mirage]

UwU hi dor-chan

[jovial vector]

thank you I understand why it was wrong now lol

[restive storm]

The engine also had the answer to your question

[covert cosmos]

yes

[restive storm]

Just follow the line

[covert cosmos]

uwu hiii~

[restive storm]

Stop

[covert cosmos]

_< why????

[covert cosmos]

me when

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-bye-chat-cat-sushi-gif-24629010

[nimble niche]

bullet is the greatest tc, change my mind

fr

[gleaming haven]

idk if anyone replied but if not, i think it's because Kg4 blocks you

[jovial vector]

I wasn't tryna get directly in front of it lol just blocking promotion trail so I could promote I think the problem was he could stop my passer

[frank mantle]

hey ppl who are good at chess with algebraic notation can u pls dm me im playing the password game and i need help

nevermind

[peak plank]

ok cool

download chess vision

[normal hatch]

Dm me the image

Or not

🐈

[hushed shuttle]

meow

[regal chasm]

Ewww

[hushed shuttle]

:(

[regal chasm]

Wtf is there a pride pawn

[nimble niche]

i got paired with @polar talon and they aborted immediately lmao

[hushed shuttle]

shhhshsh
just go back to sleep

[regal chasm]

Yuck

[hushed shuttle]

ew

[normal hatch]

Show ur pride with the pride pawn flair. U can find it in channels & roles

[stiff sparrow]

so I took advice here to play 1 min games instead of 3 min games to stop people taking long to make one move, so far reported 9/10 games for stalling in a 1 MIN game, wth is going on

it seems like they are walking away from computer during the game lol

[ember crest]

Chess games should be 15 mins

Or more

[grim edge]

15+10 is perfect

[ember crest]

Yes

[stiff sparrow]

I am playing short games because I don't have time BUT it MAKES no difference anyway, people are so slow on this site

some people taking 10 mins for opening move, its honestly ridicilous

[ember crest]

I ain't slow
I just like to consider the possibility

[stiff sparrow]

for an opening move in a 1 min game?!

[ember crest]

That is impossible they would lose by Abandonment

[stiff sparrow]

sometimes this don't work for me lol

I just have to sit there and look at screen

[ember crest]

Would anyone here play a 15 min with me?

@grim edge

Would you?

[stiff sparrow]

no

I dont have time

[ember crest]

Didn't ask you sir

[nova trellis]

i can

10 mins if u want

[steel latch]

guys does any1 have premium ?

[nova trellis]

me

i do

[steel latch]

i will send a pgn in DM

[nova trellis]

?

[steel latch]

could you analyse a game

[nova trellis]

just tell me ur chess.com profile

tell me which game is that

[peak plank]

just send the link of the game

[stiff sparrow]

pls don't call me sir I am alien entity

[nova trellis]

yeah

[ember crest]

I am an alien too, a chiss.
There are aliens who are sirs

[stiff sparrow]

no

[nova trellis]

send me the link i will do it

[ember crest]

Sir is not necessarily human

[stiff sparrow]

please leave me alone

[ember crest]

Bruh

[covert cosmos]

hiiii chat

why chat dead :(** **

[last verge]

is this real

why is he setting the board up for the next game

[covert cosmos]

bro trying to respawn a knight

[peak plank]

gottham chess joke

@last verge U down for a game?

[limpid hare]

This server, during the ukrain invasion, had a role to support Ukrainians.. In the meantime, they don't have to support the palestinians against the jewish attacks?

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-bro-waffling-about-rango-blud-waffling-discord-gif-10831194605784478734

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mild nest]

chess.com gotta be gaslighting me

[violet scroll]

how

[mild nest]

i stand with neither

both sides get emotional

and start crying

[limpid hare]

Then you fon't care about humanity, Because that could happen to you and you don't want nobody to care about you

[normal hatch]

Both sides have a reason. Ukraines incident didnt

[limpid hare]

But with your attitude, I won't feel bad if it happens to you

[covert cosmos]

fon't

[mild nest]

????

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @violet scroll, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[mild nest]

i wont feel bad if it happens to any #istandwithpalestine people either

[primal fern]

guys no politics plz

[mild nest]

but anyways, what i originally came here for

[normal hatch]

What

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094

[primal fern]

yes cehss

[normal hatch]

Oh right, no politics

[primal fern]

i thought you couldn't read

[mild nest]

how does going from 2225 to 2233 make me go fro #1800 #1300

[nova trellis]

this is a chess server not a political server

[mild nest]

both sides had a reason

[normal hatch]

Sorry sir, what are you saying?🐈

[primal fern]

🐱

[limpid hare]

This server, during the ukrain invasion, had a role to support Ukrainians.. In the meantime, they don't have to support the palestinians against the jewish attacks?

[lime lava]

[mild nest]

yet chess.com brings politics into it with their roles

[normal hatch]

Oh? What was Russias?

[limpid hare]

They had an ukrainian supporting role

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[nova trellis]

ok...

[mild nest]

they want their land back + nato getting too close

[limpid hare]

But not for palestinians

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy is spamming this message now he's said it a couple times.

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mild nest]

cuz no one gaf

[normal hatch]

Yeah no

[limpid hare]

People unlike you do

[primal fern]

@limpid hare please keep our chat here chess related

[limpid hare]

You need to have a heart

[mild nest]

holy shit

[limpid hare]

Ukrainian supporting role

[primal fern]

@limpid hare what's your fav chess opening.

[covert cosmos]

you need to have common sense

[limpid hare]

is not chess elated

[last verge]

stop talking about politics and analyze this queen sacrifice

[mild nest]

ive seen this "have a heart to support palestine" bs so many times

[nimble niche]

you're in a chess server

[lime lava]

haha
You trippin

[mild nest]

nah

bro is invisible

[nimble niche]

do you think these nerds would care?

[mild nest]

fr tho

bro is appealing to ethos in the wrong place

[nimble niche]

pathos

[limpid hare]

The world is doomed when they are really careless about people dying for innocent reasons

[mild nest]

wait

[primal fern]

guys i found the master sword in legend of zelda tears of the kingdom.

[mild nest]

yea pathos

logos is easy bc log logic

[primal fern]

what' is your fav chess opening?

[peak plank]

cv.scan

[mild nest]

but i always think ethos is emotion bc e

[lime lava]

You doing more than us talkin in your computer bout it in chess.com server

[last verge]

cv.scan

[lime lava]

[primal fern]

@limpid hare i asked you a question man

[mild nest]

even if we cared what would change

[primal fern]

answer it 😭

[limpid hare]

Social awareness matters

[primal fern]

he has been here since 2021 and is about to get banned

[limpid hare]

It changes

[peak plank]

guys it seems it doesnt work XDDDDD

[last verge]

wtl

[limpid hare]

A lot

[nimble niche]

you would feel like you're supporting something although nothing would happen

[mild nest]

what r u gonna say to my friend who stands with israel (he is jewish)

[primal fern]

@limpid hare answer my question why are you avoiding the issue here

[mild nest]

wow, i really want to do that

[peak plank]

normally cv scans have a 1 move best continuation but that was just a full queen hang and it actually calculated more

[primal fern]

jeff is here!!!!!!

[mild nest]

oh no

[limpid hare]

I'd like a clarification on why he supports israel? Unless your friend support cruelity and death of innocents then ye

[mild nest]

run kids

[mild nest]

read the msg

oh no

[primal fern]

freddy is oblivious 💀

[mild nest]

jeffrey is typign again

oh he stopped

oh he started typing again

[nimble niche]

why would they even take sides?

[peak plank]

trying to make myself a study on the reti, which to me seems like the best way to oragnize my repertoire after reviewing 3 different chessable cources all on this opening

[mild nest]

israel is land of the jews or smth idrc

i dont get why people play the english

[primal fern]

lichess propeganda!

[mild nest]

its literally just a worse catalan

[peak plank]

its the reti

[mild nest]

transposition

[glossy radish]

hi

[mild nest]

but im also talking abt the english in general

[peak plank]

yeah because id rather transpose to the english than play a KIA

[nimble niche]

is that freddy guy gone?

[mild nest]

lichess is only useful for their study feature

[normal hatch]

My teacher plays the reti

[primal fern]

and unlimited puzzles they are harder than cc

[nimble niche]

variants

[peak plank]

Chess.com anaysis is too messy for me... ill make it on lichess first, then transport it to chess.com

[mild nest]

he prob got timed out for supporting palestine (im assuming cc supports israel)

[last verge]

reti player 💀💀💀

you dont even play the interesting lines

[peak plank]

Trying to learn a secondary

[final condor]

Yipieee new case

[normal hatch]

1.e4

[last verge]

i might learn french for black and QG for white

[final condor]

We luf knights

[peak plank]

ok then send the interesting lines. Im trying to pick out the most dynamic lines from 3 different chessable courses

[normal hatch]

Nooo QG. Why

[peak plank]

thats my main.

The reti is great vs opponents that are super booked up

[normal hatch]

Oh right. I forgot u play Italian

[primal fern]

jeffrey disappear

[surreal bobcat]

The reti is always great

[peak plank]

I still remember the blitz game

[last verge]

Nf3 a5

[normal hatch]

😭

[last verge]

i need to learn at least one supercommon opening

[peak plank]

thats what lasanga said he plays vs it

id just play e4 and now ur pawn is strange

[nimble niche]

i stopped taking sides whenever there's a war because i realised that usa benefits from everything

[last verge]

utter troll opening but it works fine

[peak plank]

who said I had to feincetto my bishop?

[last verge]

STOP misspelling things

[peak plank]

fincetto

[last verge]

fancheto

[peak plank]

freeincetto

freeincho?

[normal hatch]

no Jobava? 🐈

[last verge]

fenceceto

[mild nest]

as a us citizen ig thats good for me

[last verge]

london is ass but i know how to play it

i was actually looking at some aggressive Ne5 g4 lines in the london

[normal hatch]

Never compare the Jobava london to the London

[primal fern]

it's the same thing right

[peak plank]

words from duck w/ a top hat: If its a cheater but they somehow cant spell anything its probally pixel

[nimble niche]

wayward queen

[primal fern]

idk london is london for me it's trash

[last verge]

jobava is a variation and you play differently

[normal hatch]

I will take your kneee caps

[peak plank]

the jobava is actually really annoying to face

[surreal bobcat]

its a completely different opening

[last verge]

pawn usually lands on e4 instead of e3 in the jobava

[peak plank]

unless im facing it OTB... then I have a 100% winrate vs that...

[last verge]

probally

[nimble niche]

i got a dead lost position against it otb once and saved it into a drawn position but still won because my opponent kept pushing for a win

[normal hatch]

Jobava London is 2. Nc3 followed by Bf4 as opposed to 2.Bf4. It is much more fun

Unless they play 3.c5

[last verge]

@peak plank i blundered a fork in 75d5 otb and then an hour and a half later my opponent blundered a fork back and i won

[normal hatch]

Pray they dont play 3.c5

[grave wasp]

I swear reti players are ancient

[mild nest]

stfu with ur terrible take

[last verge]

noway its jeffrey

[peak plank]

congrats....

[grave wasp]

like most of them are older than 40

[mild nest]

like at least think about it

[last verge]

pixel middle aged man confirmed

[normal hatch]

My math teacher plays it lol

[mild nest]

if cc puts a pride pawn and ukraine pawn and dove u really think they trying to keep politics out of chess? if they remove russian flag are they really trying to keep politics out of chess?

[peak plank]

most of them are in TMC for whatever reason

[normal hatch]

So ig ur right

[narrow dune]

the current situation is a far more complex one, so this isn’t really a case where we can just do smth like make a flair while also simultaneously addressing all the social political and moral nuances in a sufficient manner, unlike the ukraine situation… either way this is not the place to debate international geopolitics so I’m gonna ask for discussion on this topic to end here.. thanks and I hope my explanation was sufficient.

[peak plank]

I swear, legit everyone I faced yesterday played some sort of flank opening

[mild nest]

nice word salad

[normal hatch]

Hello Jeffrey

[last verge]

g3 h5

[narrow dune]

hello

[peak plank]

what if I dont play g3

[nimble niche]

they do what the majority of users want

[last verge]

Nf3 g5

[surreal bobcat]

@limpid hare "jewish attacks" is really not the way to phrase things

[grave wasp]

jeffrey's never here why does he have an emote and a sticker after him

[last verge]

you know a reti can transpose to a stafford

[peak plank]

thats a free pawn

[mild nest]

majority as in any bit more than 50% or like almost everyone has to

[last verge]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

I actually dont.

[narrow dune]

skill issue ig

[mild nest]

bc i guarentee u that a lot of people here dont side with chess.com on these issues

[narrow dune]

bruh

[mild nest]

more than 50%, probably, more than 60% possiblly, more than 70%? unlikely

[peak plank]

the problem with gambiting the e-pawn so early is that black has e6 so it instantly stops any ideas of targeting the f-pawn

[last verge]

Nf3 e5 Nxe5 Nc6 Nxc6 dxc6 e4 Nf6 - stafford

[peak plank]

oh you mean that?

[mild nest]

you only see the voices of the people that agree with chess.com since chess.com silences the other side. this results in you believing that most people agree with chess.com

[peak plank]

what if I just dont play e4

plus I would def play e4

[last verge]

then its -6

[restive storm]

1. Nf3 e5 2. e4
   You should transpose to a king's pawn game instead

[peak plank]

stafford is refuted

[peak plank]

No it isnt smh

[last verge]

check engine

[nimble niche]

Nf3 g5 g4

[narrow dune]

we’re not silencing anything 💀 this just isn’t the place to debate politics

[peak plank]

ive done that a while ago

[mild nest]

thet get rid of pride pawn + ukraine dove and pawn

[grave wasp]

1. Nf3 e5 2. Nd4 exd4

[peak plank]

(Unity played the stafford transposion vs me)

[mild nest]

those r political things and if you want to keep politics out why put those in?

[peak plank]

stafford is shit anyways

[restive storm]

1. Nf3 e5 2. Nxe5 Nc6 3. e4 Nf6 4. Nc3
   Transpose to the Halloween Gambit

[peak plank]

GAHHHH

[mild nest]

simply illogical except to appeal to some users

[narrow dune]

you clearly didn’t read what I said earlier

[peak plank]

In the words of ben finegold: I dont think there is any opening worse than the halloween gambit

[mild nest]

isnt place to debate politics? then dont bring politics into the server at all

[restive storm]

Fools mate:

[last verge]

i'm studying halloween gambit theory in honor of it being halloween

[peak plank]

bro... do you want to lose or are you only gonna play it in unrated?

to taunt

[grave wasp]

no thats one of the best openings cuz you win in 2 moves

[last verge]

i play it in rated

[peak plank]

wait what

wtf do you mean

[restive storm]

It's all on perspective

[narrow dune]

things are staying as they are … now drop it please

that’s tuff

happens

[mild nest]

almost feel bad for him

[last verge]

i boot up rated 10+0 games and play e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Nc3 Nf6 Nxe5

[grave wasp]

jeffrey get rid of pride pawn its gay

[peak plank]

on ur main...?

the one thats 2k rated?

[last verge]

maybe i will

[peak plank]

on lichess?

[last verge]

cc

[normal hatch]

Jeffrey ban half the server

[last verge]

bcs cc sucks

[mild nest]

good idea

[restive storm]

Play it on your 2200 alt

[peak plank]

ban everyone with the 500-999 rating role

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/power-gif-26477241

[normal hatch]

Elocism 🔥

[grave wasp]

didnt you have that a while ago

[peak plank]

nah because my alt was 1100 blitz sadly

[grave wasp]

aw

[restive storm]

I have a great idea Jeffrey
Ban everyone with the <500 rating role, ||and everyone else as well||

[peak plank]

plus bast gave me the 2k role even when I wasnt even 2k (I was 1993 at the time)

[normal hatch]

Thank god im a just joined

[peak plank]

(im 2k again dw)

[last verge]

ban people witn ratings

[peak plank]

Ban anyone that is smurfing OTB

[nimble niche]

gimme the 3k role

[peak plank]

oh shit wait I smurf OTB

[narrow dune]

ban people asking me to ban people

[grave wasp]

@upbeat viper can I also have the 2k role

[nimble niche]

@digital phoenix

[grave wasp]

im not 2k either

[last verge]

LMAOO im not officially rated yet so i can smurf u1400 and win hundreds

[nimble niche]

wait im kinda smurfing otb too

[last verge]

even though im technically over 1400 the rating hasnt been put into official lists yet

[restive storm]

We are now banning banning banning banning bans

[peak plank]

I played in the U1600 a week ago and won +$300 (as you know)

[fringe cairn]

e

[last verge]

brilliant move

[grave wasp]

bruh I got warned for mocking the other guy

[last verge]

i love to smurf

[normal hatch]

Smurf cat

[peak plank]

im gonna play a dual-rated in a week and another one the week after that

[restive storm]

Pretend all of your messages are without context

[last verge]

dual rated hmm

[peak plank]

then id prob be too high rated to smurf anymore but in return I get a title

[restive storm]

Or else you're gonna get warned for stuff

[last verge]

class titles are fake

[peak plank]

ikik

[nimble niche]

i have only played one tournament with more than $100 of prize money this whole year

[peak plank]

but anyways dual rateds are great to grind off of

[nimble niche]

and it was extremely hard

there were 8 titled players in that tournament and a lot of 2000 acf untitled players

[peak plank]

Ive won prizes from my past 3 classical tourneys

[restive storm]

You guys play tournaments for money

[mild nest]

weird fr

[peak plank]

Im actually the colorado class E champion (U1200 XD and i won +$200 from that)

[mild nest]

i always shit talk people liek that unless they r in desperate need of money

[nimble niche]

what you play them to learn?

[mild nest]

to get better and for a title?

[last verge]

im saving up for my own computer it has to last me through college

[restive storm]

I play just to play

[grave wasp]

great advice

[restive storm]

ok

[restive storm]

What I meant was to just be more careful for what you send

[grave wasp]

@peak plank speaking of context

[swift panther]

buy a cheap amazon laptop and put a apple sticker on it

[last verge]

i need like an actually good laptop tho

[swift panther]

for what

just school?

[last verge]

i bought headphones today with same day delivery that shit is like actually real like it came in 2 hrs

[last verge]

yeah school and chess thats about it

[nimble niche]

why are my tournaments so much harder than pixel's ones and still have less prize money?

[swift panther]

so like any laptop 😭

[last verge]

well yeah but its gotta be good and it has to last

im not using the school's bum fucq chromebooks that run at one frame every thirty seconds

[swift panther]

budget?

[slim rover]

wassup my 🇳 🇮 🇬 🇬 🇦 🇸

[grave wasp]

...

[restive storm]

ok I play tournaments not only to play
Learning is a part of it too that's important
I like the experience in general of otb tournaments
Money is a nice prize if you do well

[slim rover]

?

[last verge]

probably like $14-1600

[peak plank]

<@&745328830649991179>

[mild nest]

nah

[peak plank]

find the message 😉

[mild nest]

people who ping mods like that r losers fr

[restive storm]

That word is not allowed in this server so why would you try to bypass and say it

[mild nest]

just let the guy enjoy himself for 5 minutes before he inevitably gets banned anyways

[last verge]

just straight L takes all night not a single good opinion

[mild nest]

ofc the kid who plays for money pings mods

[mild nest]

lmao avg palestine + ukraine + gay supporter

[swift panther]

get a macbook air bro

[last verge]

i am i just need to figure out the specs

[mild nest]

bro what???

[peak plank]

ok bye chat i actually got stuff to do

[mild nest]

hes gonna edit the macbook air?

[swift panther]

m1 is enough for 999

[last verge]

woah there buster slow your roll 😅😅 don't blow a fuse on me

[last verge]

yeah but im looking at 16 ram and either 512gb or 1tb ssd

[swift panther]

for school 😭😭

[last verge]

dawg i literally have no clue whats happening in israel or palestine or wherever it is i could not care less

[last verge]

yeah buts it's probably gonna have to last a few years until i get some serious money goong

[mint ravine]

who tryna play

[mild nest]

i could not care less abt that issue either

but i was right abt the other ones

[swift panther]

you can wait for 2024s model

[mild nest]

how unhealthy

where is my burger king at

[last verge]

actually its a perfectly balanced diet

[last verge]

meh itll be more expensive

[swift panther]

nah same price

[last verge]

and black friday/cyber monday is coming up anyway

[nimble niche]

flavour it with grass

[swift panther]

ohh yeah

[last verge]

i seriously cannot stand my school chromebook anymore

the space bar sticks when i press it and types like twenty spaces

[nimble niche]

i have my own laptop

[last verge]

im saving up

[nimble niche]

although it's a very cheap lenovo one

[last verge]

better than school chromebooks

[nimble niche]

roughly the equivalent of $700 usd

[last verge]

you are a saucy one, you are