💬〡general-off-topic

[slate owl]

no way a real cat's that friendly

[gentle steppe]

Why

[slate owl]

youre not kitty

[glossy radish]

i’m not, but @finite saffron is

[drowsy crest]

I am :3

[willow elbow]

wanna play to make it 1500?

[random drum]

Same. He banned me from his server due to our personal reasons. He leaked the chat I did with someone

[willow elbow]

in 900 elo btw

[finite saffron]

huuuuhh

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[glossy radish]

had an argument with him

[random drum]

[little root]

oh no I wanna earn it

[gentle steppe]

[glossy radish]

yeah..

[slate owl]

@finite saffron

[gentle steppe]

Did u win?

[little root]

coz since last year sept ive always wanted to hit 1500

[finite saffron]

hi

[slate owl]

is you the femboy shakers?

[glossy radish]

femboy

[drowsy crest]

man chess isnt giving me enough pleasure

[little root]

thx for offer tho

[finite saffron]

what is a femboy shaker 😭

[random drum]

Ig u shouldn't ban me from server if we have personal fights. I didn't say anything bad to his server and in his gc

[glossy radish]

i don’t know. he hates me now though

[glossy radish]

you

[random drum]

She is a girl. Ofc she won

[random drum]

Do u hate him too?

[little root]

??

[willow elbow]

i mean i can promise it wont be that easy for you to get it

[glossy radish]

i dislike him. i don’t hate

[finite saffron]

just cuz i have long hair doesn’t mean i’m a femboy

[gentle steppe]

Don't say that

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-anime-gif-13951285

[cobalt plover]

That could be a girl

[glossy radish]

soft hair

[little root]

i changed my settings to only play higher rated opponents. All i have to do is win, or make a draw for +2 points

[drowsy crest]

Imagine arguing with the female species

[random drum]

Ig I should say "Do u love him?"

[glossy radish]

real

[slate owl]

show me your closet

[finite saffron]

it’s just

[willow elbow]

wait how to do that

[random drum]

A bobby fan opinion on female lol

[glossy radish]

just what hmm??

[finite saffron]

t shirts and jeans and sweatpants

[gentle steppe]

.well from my experience that is how every argument ends smh

[finite saffron]

it ain’t all that

[little root]

settings- live chess-set rating range

[gentle steppe]

Also don't say that

[slate owl]

and miniskirt then thigh highs

[glossy radish]

cough cough halloween cough

[finite saffron]

hmmm

[willow elbow]

ohhh gotcha 💀

[random drum]

WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW OTHERWISE MY MOM WILL CALL MY TEACHER AND SAY "AMAY USES HIS LAPTOP A LOT"

[finite saffron]

miniskirt is kinda wild

[drowsy crest]

bobby looked fine when he was young ngl

[willow elbow]

i think imma sppeed run to 1400 rq

[glossy radish]

best of luck

[gentle steppe]

I hope she does smh

[little root]

plus i could actually lose to you , coz my brain works like that, and it'd be like -30 points

[cobalt plover]

[dusky swallow]

W

[willow elbow]

[glossy radish]

[willow elbow]

yeah, that would be disappointing....

[gentle steppe]

Ur pfp looks like a girl is bouta be killed

[severe oxide]

it’s an album cover bozo

[glossy radish]

not a bad pfp

[gentle steppe]

Oh

I wana change my pfp

[dusky swallow]

"and he sacrifices THE GIRLLL"

[slate owl]

you can use my old pfp

[gentle steppe]

Nah ima dog person

[drowsy crest]

ultimate rizz guide, begginner to intermediate

[gentle steppe]

Done

[drowsy crest]

same

[gentle steppe]

It's beautiful

[glossy radish]

LMFAO

[little root]

does anyone know where I can get free chess courses?

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron some tips for you for your next victim

[severe oxide]

updog

[drowsy crest]

insta comment sections are good deez days

[finite saffron]

victim ??

[wise portal]

whats updog

[finite saffron]

i feel like i’m the victim with what you’re making me do in halloween

[glossy radish]

i mean.. uh

[dusky swallow]

Lichess but they might not be totally accurate

[glossy radish]

it’s a once in a lifetime thing

[little root]

if you don't have anything useful to say, then don't reply

[wise portal]

dont feel

[dusky swallow]

What's updog...?

[finite saffron]

i’m NOT gonna do catmaid

[glossy radish]

WHY

[finite saffron]

maid costumes look complicated

[glossy radish]

BE A CATMAID FOR @slate owl

[wise portal]

nothing much what about you

[glossy radish]

goddamn it it’s just a fluffing dress mate

[finite saffron]

i don’t wear dresses cuz i’m a boy

[severe oxide]

nothing much wbu

[dusky swallow]

It's going how's the wife man

[glossy radish]

they’re first times for everything

[slate owl]

literally me

[wise portal]

very good we are expecting a baby girl soon

[fiery beacon]

Boys can wear dresses too.

[dusky swallow]

planning on raising her as the next hikaru?

[slate owl]

#relatable

[fiery beacon]

Be quiet woman

[glossy radish]

[slate owl]

[glossy radish]

[cobalt plover]

You don’t have to be a femboy to wear dresses

[dusky swallow]

☝️boys in the 1880s region were dressed as girls with long hair and "girl" clothes up to age six or seven in many households

[drowsy crest]

fellas how to play caro kann after e4 c6 e5

[fiery beacon]

Hey it’s my ex

[slate owl]

i have an image for that

[cobalt plover]

d6?

[wise portal]

exactly her baby room already got a chessboard innit 😂🤣

[drowsy crest]

en passant

[cobalt plover]

e5 is a bad move

[dusky swallow]

You know one move of the caro kann?

[cobalt plover]

??? What the hell

d6 not d5

[drowsy crest]

more like idk the variation in which white goes to e5

[dusky swallow]

Queen takes rook checkmate

[drowsy crest]

my bad, white still takes

[drowsy crest]

gg

[cobalt plover]

Queen takes

It should be about equal

[drowsy crest]

it isn't the classy caro kann without the center pawn now is it

[cobalt plover]

Obviously not

[dusky swallow]

acccchooooooaaaaaaaiiiiilllllleeeeeeyyyyy it's +.01 for white

[fiery beacon]

The mattress sandwich moved

[drowsy crest]

yeah so how to put my pawn in the center

[cobalt plover]

e5 is not a good variation for white

After queen takes and white plays something can you not just play e5

[finite saffron]

fire 🔥

[cobalt plover]

Or ed then play d5

[drowsy crest]

its kinda uncomfortable for me to play without the pawn on d file

[cobalt plover]

You’ll manage

[coral talon]

i just ate an entire pint of ben and jerrys ice cream by myself

[cobalt plover]

Idk I think this variation isn’t bad for black

[slate owl]

why is chat talking about chess

where have all the femboy shakers gone

[coral talon]

idkm do you like ice crfeam

[slate owl]

yeah kinda

[drowsy crest]

lets see what stockfish does

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-mauzy-mice-silly-cat-silly-gif-3180431354875692494

[thorn pumice]

Hi

[cobalt plover]

Why don’t you join a femboy shakers discord server my dear

[slate owl]

where is that

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[cobalt plover]

You’re the only person who’s interested

[slate owl]

my journey to find the land for femboy shakers has begun

[cobalt plover]

I wish you good luck

[slate owl]

thanks mom

[cobalt plover]

Hold up

Please don’t call me mom

[finite saffron]

i still don’t know what a femboy shaker is

[slate owl]

it's femboy but shakers

[fiery yarrow]

wtf is a shaker

[finite saffron]

fr 😭

[cobalt plover]

😭

[fiery yarrow]

like, a shaker as in the real meaning of the word?

[cobalt plover]

Is shakers a term for

Breasts

[slate owl]

gross no

[fiery yarrow]

i don't think so

[finite saffron]

no

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1124772934976806962/1121964332016750662.gif

[fiery yarrow]

true, breasts are gross

imagine

[finite saffron]

bro 😭

[slate owl]

tbh this

[cobalt plover]

Where did that come from

If anyone of you guys became a grandmaster one day

[slate owl]

you definitely know what shake means right

[cobalt plover]

I will expose you

[finite saffron]

shake

[cobalt plover]

Like left and right

[fiery yarrow]

...a femboy who shakes?

[slate owl]

now we're almost there

[fiery beacon]

FEMBOY???? WHERE???

[finite saffron]

huh

[glossy radish]

shake @finite saffron

[fiery yarrow]

HUH

[glossy radish]

[finite saffron]

i’m not a femboy shaker 😭

[fiery yarrow]

fake info

[glossy radish]

you are now

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[slate owl]

haii

[finite saffron]

long hair ≠ femboy

[cobalt plover]

I’d love to have long hair

[fiery beacon]

Short haired femboys are cute too

[slate owl]

is magnus carsen femboy

[finite saffron]

i cannot confirm whether that’s true or not

[elfin crag]

i guess i'll come back when the topic changes

[fiery yarrow]

yes of course

[fiery beacon]

Yes and no. He’s cute enough to be one but he dresses traditionally masculine

[cobalt plover]

Guys hear me out

Pawns can promote to queens

[pastel phoenix]

If he takes my bishop I win his queen

[fiery beacon]

So he has the potential to be a femboy but he is not at the current moment

[cobalt plover]

But pawns can also promote to knights

[finite saffron]

BROOO

[cobalt plover]

So knights = female

Bishop etc all female

[slate owl]

has long hair, be from norway, plays chess.. i guess we'll never know

[drowsy crest]

king has his own harem

[fiery yarrow]

NAH U CAN'T TELL ME THE ROOK IS FEMALE

[finite saffron]

when did magnus have long hair

[drowsy crest]

imagine having 15 females fighting over you

[cobalt plover]

Gambit = Cuckold

[fiery beacon]

Maybe he has some secret hobbies

[glossy radish]

not real chess nerd

[grim edge]

:3

[slate owl]

haaii

[finite saffron]

i haven’t seen magnus in like

[grim edge]

@finite saffron denial

[finite saffron]

6 month

[fiery yarrow]

who's magnus?

[fiery beacon]

It’s not long like down long but it’s big and floofy

[finite saffron]

it’s not denial 😭😭

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

[fiery yarrow]

it 100% is

[grim edge]

i have 5 males how does that equate

[pastel phoenix]

What are you talking about

[grim edge]

sure you ain't 🙄

[cobalt plover]

So is this acceptance

[glossy radish]

time to recharge for the next morning

[drowsy crest]

5 males fighting over you? that equates to a delusion

[fiery beacon]

It’s scientifically proven that males are 300% cuter than females so I’d say you’re doing pretty good

[fickle rampart]

Is the pawn a boy or a girl

[grim edge]

im 100% deadass

[cobalt plover]

Obviously girl

[glossy radish]

idk

[pastel phoenix]

Bro talking about LGBTQ is punishable

[fiery yarrow]

the pawn is the MAN

[finite saffron]

can’t it be like genderfluid

[cobalt plover]

Everything except the king is girl

[grim edge]

so true

[cobalt plover]

That’s why the pawn can’t promote to a king

[pastel phoenix]

Idk lol

[cobalt plover]

[grim edge]

the pawn is canonically trans

[fickle rampart]

[fiery beacon]

I don’t do that I just flirt with men all night

[slate owl]

this kinda makes sense

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-19296665

[cobalt plover]

Pawns can promote to queen

[fickle rampart]

[fickle rampart]

[finite saffron]

wild

[pastel phoenix]

Who here is good at chess?

[grim edge]

me

[cobalt plover]

Chess 👎🏻 The king and his wife and his 14 side chicks 👍🏻

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a brilliant?

[fiery yarrow]

free queen

[pastel phoenix]

I captured a pawn

[glossy radish]

badada bam

[fickle rampart]

Deflects king from queen

[drowsy crest]

Bro is delulu and he knows, does that mean he isnt delulu?

[finite saffron]

i’m delulu

[grim edge]

if takes takes queen if Ke2 No clue ask stocktish

[glossy radish]

delusional

[pastel phoenix]

He took💀

[visual temple]

Sooo

[hoary raptor]

hi

[solid glen]

yes, if theyre gay that is

[glossy radish]

!welcome

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[hoary raptor]

im new

[glossy radish]

heyyy connect yo account

[grim edge]

I've been asked out by 2 guys in like the last half year

[finite saffron]

i’m still waiting for laufey and beabadoobee to drop their song

[worn ice]

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[drowsy crest]

so long damn it 💀

[hoary raptor]

how ?

[glossy radish]

the link i provided up there

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a brilliant???

[drowsy crest]

are you from the west

[finite saffron]

i just realized your name 💀

[grim edge]

not american

[hasty mesa]

MONSTRE

[pastel phoenix]

I captured a pawn btw

[glossy radish]

idiot

[fiery yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152147889125081191/1162274121749635082/ezgif-3-a914cd32a0.gif?ex=653b5720&is=6528e220&hm=81903769c3affe14a4666106eb7c1af63ab48a9c7dbf92a3e02d08e9cc9d765e&

[hasty mesa]

MOOOONSTRE

[hoary raptor]

im connected ?

[drowsy crest]

lmao

[finite saffron]

i’m not a chess nerd like you

[glossy radish]

LMFAO NOT THAT VIDEO

[fiery yarrow]

LMAOOO

[drowsy crest]

isnt it like literally the norm to ask random girls out

[fickle rampart]

Thoughts on the cereal im having right now?

[glossy radish]

did you click the link? it also takes a while for the connection to occur

[finite saffron]

harizzment

[hoary raptor]

yeah

[fiery yarrow]

would smash

[grim edge]

im not catching you

[hoary raptor]

mortadon est dans la place

[drowsy crest]

wdym 💀

[hasty mesa]

TRIPLE MOSNTRE LES GARS ALLEZ TOUS AVEC MOI

[snow moth]

idk prolly some set moves after you can play to win

[finite saffron]

smash is wild

[grim edge]

i on't understand

[grim edge]

would hit

[fickle rampart]

J’etends baguette!

[glossy radish]

alright give it a while. if you don’t have the <@&960513274946940948> then you need to redo it

[fiery yarrow]

someone who understands

[grim edge]

@Connected ping goes wild

[willow elbow]

anypne wnana plaay

[glossy radish]

it doesn’t ping anyone kekw

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[grim edge]

sad

[grim edge]

would eat

[solid glen]

Can anybody send me the gam review for this game please?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/91636240281

[worn ice]

Jambob0258 (1522) vs. Bills310 (1584)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 d5 3. Bd3 g6 4. f4 Bg7 5. Nf3 O-O 6. O-O Be6 7. c3 c6 8. Ne5 Nbd7 9. Nd2 Bf5 10. Qe2 Bxd3 11. Qxd3 Qb6 12. Kh1 Qd8 13. e4 Nxe4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. Qxe4 Nf6 16. Qf3 Qd5 17. Qh3 h5 18. Bd2 Qb5 19. b3 Qe2 20. Rad1 Ne4 21. Qe3 Qxe3 22. Bxe3 Nxc3 23. Rd2 e6 24. g4 Nd5 25. Bg1 hxg4 26. Nxg4 Rfd8 27. Ne5 f6 28. Nxg6 Kf7 29. Nh4 Bh6 30. Ng2 Rh8 31. Re2 Rae8 32. f5 exf5 33. Rxe8 Rxe8 34. Rxf5 Re4 35. Rh5 Kg6 36. Rh3 Bg5 37. Rg3 Nf4 38. h4 Ne2 39. Rf3 Bxh4 40. Nxh4+ Rxh4+ 41. Bh2 Nxd4 42. Rg3+ Kh5 43. Rg7 Nf3 44. Rh7+ Kg5 45. Rxh4 Nxh4 46. Bb8 a6 47. Kh2 Nf5 48. b4 Kg4 49. a3 Ne3 50. Ba7 Nc2 51. Bc5 Nxa3 

[finite saffron]

it’s cuz i’m asian isn’t it

[grim edge]

yes.

[fiery yarrow]

NO BUT THAT MAKES IT 10 TIMES FUNNIER

[glossy radish]

yes

imagine being asian tho

[finite saffron]

you are the same race 💀

[drowsy crest]

bro 😭

[glossy radish]

shut up

you party pooperrrrrr

[elfin crag]

hey, im back 👋

[glossy radish]

guys i’m mexican

[finite saffron]

what

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[glossy radish]

shh just go along with it

[elfin crag]

oooooo, opera, can u give me your opinion on that browser?

[finite saffron]

ok speak spanish i know you can

[fiery yarrow]

true, i am the taco on the plate

[drowsy crest]

you are from singapore arent you

[finite saffron]

w browser i use it

[fiery yarrow]

honestly really light and clean

[glossy radish]

no hablo ingles

[thin mulch]

ii

[elfin crag]

ok thx

[solid glen]

ty

[fiery yarrow]

np

[gloomy vector]

I’m almost to 25K

[finite saffron]

that’s

[glossy radish]

meow

[finite saffron]

alotta chess

[willow elbow]

no brilliant move

[fiery yarrow]

i am crying for you

[solid glen]

Idc about brillint moves

[fiery yarrow]

chad

[finite saffron]

i’m taking a nap gn

[solid glen]

I care about looking for the moment when I blundred

[fiery yarrow]

lmao gay nap

recharging the gay

[willow elbow]

what browser is that may i ask

[finite saffron]

bro what makes my nap gay 😭

[drowsy crest]

bro had a plan 💀

[willow elbow]

u played well

[solid glen]

opera gx

[fiery yarrow]

that's opera gx

[willow elbow]

ohh gotcha

[fiery yarrow]

the fact that you are napping to recharge the gay

[solid glen]

yeah, Im still having trouble getting from 1500 to 1600 even though I played over my rating

[severe oxide]

spyware browser

[fiery yarrow]

true

[finite saffron]

i woke up an hour ago

[solid glen]

fr

[fiery yarrow]

and you already used all your gay? DAMN

[finite saffron]

BRO

[fiery yarrow]

YOU ARE MAD

[glossy radish]

LMFAOO

[drowsy crest]

you had platinum right?

[willow elbow]

maybe try playing w the 2000s. it had helped for me to get suddenly better for my elo

[drowsy crest]

as long as you can understand their moves I agree

[willow elbow]

you learn basically

[drowsy crest]

I personally would do it too if I didn't hate losing this much

[solid glen]

whats your elo?

[drowsy crest]

1300

he is 1300 trust

[willow elbow]

i don't do rated games lol

[solid glen]

why

[glossy radish]

no that’s incho who has it lol

[willow elbow]

i play chess for fun not for elo 🗿 no riyal reason ngl

[glossy radish]

where’d the femboy go??

[solid glen]

the guy who said it was ok to wear dresses?

[glossy radish]

no

@finite saffron cmere femboy

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-gif-23689554

[finite saffron]

wut

[finite saffron]

WHAT

[fiery yarrow]

HE ADMITTED

[thorn pumice]

HI

[glossy radish]

HAHSHHSS

[solid glen]

LMAO

[glossy radish]

hihi

FEMBOY

[finite saffron]

im too tired for this bs

[graceful lintel]

Google gift me Nitro u must be rich asf

[glossy radish]

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

[twin moon]

Well I feel like I just earnt my peak 1741 by a sacrifice

[finite saffron]

i swear imma beat you up at school

[glossy radish]

oke

[graceful lintel]

Lets go

[finite saffron]

im going to sleep

[glossy radish]

NO

[fiery yarrow]

lmao gay sleeper

[drowsy crest]

breh

[drowsy crest]

you got diamond or plat?

[finite saffron]

ALL I HEAR IS VIBRATING FROM MY PHONEEEE

[graceful lintel]

I got broke-ness

[finite saffron]

LET ME SLEEP

[fiery yarrow]

utilize it

[drowsy crest]

atleast you have something

[glossy radish]

whooops

[finite saffron]

real

[graceful lintel]

Ever heard of lucid nightmare?

[willow elbow]

@drowsy crest random question, what exam r u preparing for, i see we got pw as one of the mutual servers 👀

[graceful lintel]

Bro

That's...

[fiery yarrow]

smart

i meant, BRILLIANT

[glossy radish]

you are NOT DOING THAT 💀

[finite saffron]

who’s stopping me

[fiery yarrow]

society

[drowsy crest]

I joined it cuz of my friends, I am prepping for EJU and SAT

[willow elbow]

aaah kk gotcha

[drowsy crest]

SAT is quite is easy so not prepping for that

[willow elbow]

totally

[graceful lintel]

Fr ²

[glossy radish]

ping

[fiery yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152147889125081191/1162274121749635082/ezgif-3-a914cd32a0.gif?ex=653b5720&is=6528e220&hm=81903769c3affe14a4666106eb7c1af63ab48a9c7dbf92a3e02d08e9cc9d765e&

[glossy radish]

[glossy radish]

LMFAO STOP

[fiery yarrow]

NOOOOOOO

[graceful lintel]

Nooooooo

[glossy radish]

😭😭

[fiery yarrow]

🇳

[glossy radish]

ITS LIKE THAT ONE WATERSLIDE

WHERE THEY DROP YOU SUDDENLY

[fiery yarrow]

what

[fiery yarrow]

AAAAAAAAAH

[glossy radish]

you’re missing out buddy

[drowsy crest]

its only purpose to exist is to kill itself

[glossy radish]

istg i’m taking you to a waterpark

[lone zenith]

broo his plan is genius hes gonna sac his queen so that he can threaten your rook

damn hes so smart

[fiery yarrow]

damn, shouldn't you like take me to dinner first or something?

[lone zenith]

can i take you to dinner first pookie bear?

[glossy radish]

if that’s what you want

[glossy radish]

hey hey, i called dibs mate

[fiery yarrow]

DON'T CALL ME A POOKIE BEAR

[gentle steppe]

My pfp is beautiful

[quiet sparrow]

Hello chess people

[glossy radish]

ew

[graceful lintel]

Hii

[fiery yarrow]

what's chess

[glossy radish]

haiii

[graceful lintel]

I did ur maths HW

[quiet sparrow]

I finally finished my hw

[glossy radish]

[graceful lintel]

Oh nice!!

[quiet sparrow]

You did like 1 equation

[drowsy crest]

[glossy radish]

better than none

[lone zenith]

dibs on you pls?

[quiet sparrow]

Out of 35

[graceful lintel]

Which is ⅙

[graceful lintel]

Waht u send me like 6

[glossy radish]

damn we calling dibs on people fr?

[fiery yarrow]

it's 1/35 now

[glossy radish]

do i get free food or what?

[lone zenith]

its the 1800s all over again 💀

[gentle steppe]

Is it bad?

[quiet sparrow]

I sent u the hardest ones

[graceful lintel]

Cries

[glossy radish]

sorry, yes

[gentle steppe]

Like ur face?

[glossy radish]

what face

[quiet sparrow]

60 BLACK MEN??? FOR 2 POUNDS???

[glossy radish]

take me to a fancy restaurant

[quiet sparrow]

[graceful lintel]

Waht 💀
It was like 6th grade basic questions
How old r u

[gentle steppe]

.oh sorry
Is it bad like ur life?

[graceful lintel]

U might get timeout for this

[quiet sparrow]

Im bad at math 😭

[glossy radish]

wait i wanna see the equations

[gentle steppe]

That's better and more accurate

[fiery yarrow]

still 2.86% of the work

[graceful lintel]

It's alr

[glossy radish]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

are you from america

[graceful lintel]

Better than nothing

[quiet sparrow]

Ew no

A and E are the easiest

[drowsy crest]

bro tf 💀 I can do it in my sleep

[glossy radish]

okay buddy that is NOT easy

[graceful lintel]

e=π

[gentle steppe]

The pfp is better u can't compare the two

[quiet sparrow]

It's pi+1

[glossy radish]

wait nvm wtf it is

[fiery yarrow]

seems doable

[gentle steppe]

The ans is 1

[graceful lintel]

U sure?

[glossy radish]

wait nope only some are easy

[peak plank]

42

[quiet sparrow]

No

[fiery yarrow]

the first result is 9

[graceful lintel]

What's E=?

[peak plank]

im just saying 42

[gentle steppe]

The hell ur doin math

[glossy radish]

93

[peak plank]

I didnt even read it yet

[fiery yarrow]

im doing meth

[lone zenith]

yall are mad its obv -0

[glossy radish]

hey pixie, hru

[gentle steppe]

My math ain't mathin

[quiet sparrow]

There are others but they use more words

[hasty iris]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/2981849 get in here "pixie"

[quiet sparrow]

Idk math in english

[glossy radish]

u stupid asf it’s just

[quiet sparrow]

English is stupid

[peak plank]

it s rated im guessing

[graceful lintel]

Oh it's alr!-
WHere r r from?

[glossy radish]

hi bricked

[gentle steppe]

.....

[fiery yarrow]

isn't math the same in every languange? am i stupid?

[gentle steppe]

...........

[quiet sparrow]

Somewhere very very against gay people

[peak plank]

its also blitz....

[fiery yarrow]

Romania

[peak plank]

im not gonna fking play blitz never again

[glossy radish]

maths same in every language. universal language

[quiet sparrow]

That's why I don't tell strangers on the internet where I'm from 🤩

[peak plank]

@hasty iris

[graceful lintel]

Oh got it

[fiery yarrow]

OH OK I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

[peak plank]

its too tilting

[glossy radish]

yea

[hasty iris]

bro is a true long tc player

i find that funny cause a lot of higher rated players only like online blitz and bullet

whereas you're the opposite

[graceful lintel]

Will you...dies

[glass carbon]

What if im not a coward? What if i stopped being afraid? What if i want them to kill me? What if i want them to try.

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[quiet sparrow]

Ah poo

[lone zenith]

middle east ig?

[hasty iris]

it's a v

[quiet sparrow]

Unfortunately 🤩

[fiery yarrow]

Romania for sure

[graceful lintel]

💀

[lone zenith]

aitn no way

[quiet sparrow]

IM NOT ROMANIAN

[glossy radish]

itsa brick 🧱

[lone zenith]

UAE????????

[fiery yarrow]

yeah you are

[quiet sparrow]

Close enough

[graceful lintel]

U from Iran?

[quiet sparrow]

Ew no

[lone zenith]

ohh your from india

[quiet sparrow]

Do they even have wifi in iran?

[graceful lintel]

Oh I thought-💀

[quiet sparrow]

India is not in the middle east lil bro

[lone zenith]

israel or palestine

[drowsy crest]

I am resigning he is too good to lose 😭

[graceful lintel]

Afghanistan?

[lone zenith]

wdym it clearly is tho (sarcasm)

[fiery yarrow]

AAWWW

[wheat cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1151620333577711636.gif?size=48&name=4162animetitties&quality=lossless

[quiet sparrow]

Go a little west

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[graceful lintel]

973.883.78.425?

[quiet sparrow]

Yall don't take the phone with you when you pee??

[lone zenith]

tqatar?

[quiet sparrow]

That's not even close

[graceful lintel]

[lone zenith]

you do? 💀

[quiet sparrow]

Um

[quiet sparrow]

Nooo

[glossy radish]

wait what

[fiery yarrow]

peeing in silence is nice

[wheat cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/808001351220592661.webp?size=48&name=AUIMidfinger&quality=lossless

[lone zenith]

hearing your piss is better ngl

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[quiet sparrow]

I do it while playing

[glossy radish]

that’s cute lol

[fiery yarrow]

WHAT

[quiet sparrow]

Like Id I'm mid game I'm not gonna put down the phone

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/808001351220592661.webp?size=48&name=AUIMidfinger&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

Algeria?

[quiet sparrow]

I'm gonna hit no scopes while peeing

[quiet sparrow]

Close enough

[lone zenith]

guys guys guys

[graceful lintel]

[quiet sparrow]

Stop guessing where I live

[lone zenith]

no offense, but

[quiet sparrow]

Im not gonna tell yall

[fiery yarrow]

morocco

[graceful lintel]

💀

[lone zenith]

lesbian flag fr looks like the austrian flag

[willow elbow]

what grade are you in may i ask

[quiet sparrow]

says something offensive

[peak plank]

no

[quiet sparrow]

Hol up

[graceful lintel]

💀

[quiet sparrow]

Let me him cook

[fiery yarrow]

let me him cook

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🔥🙏🗣️🙏🔥

[lone zenith]

let me him cook

[wheat cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1156897711958806620.gif?size=48&name=GG_vibingcat&quality=lossless

[fiery yarrow]

me at 3 am when the hunger kicks in

[willow elbow]

[lone zenith]

me if nemo ever came within 1000 miles of me:

[quiet sparrow]

I think highschool freshman

[lone zenith]

where do you live and what is your name may i ask

[fiery yarrow]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fiery yarrow]

can i have your address?

[quiet sparrow]

Im definitely not telling you that

[graceful lintel]

Good one

[willow elbow]

aaah k gotcha

[quiet sparrow]

But you can call me delilah :3

[graceful lintel]

So wahts ur decision

delilah

[lone zenith]

guys i know delilah lives in the mid east

[graceful lintel]

Took me 10 seconds to type it

[fiery yarrow]

true

[graceful lintel]

Real

[quiet sparrow]

Maybe ur just dumb

[lone zenith]

ngl i prob shouldnt put my real name as my discord id

[fiery yarrow]

fake info

[willow elbow]

are you from pakistan

[graceful lintel]

I did ur ⅙ maths HW

[quiet sparrow]

My decision on what

[fiery yarrow]

you did 2.86%

[quiet sparrow]

IT WAS LIKE 1/30

[graceful lintel]

Nvm
Cries

[quiet sparrow]

Sorry ceo of bruhnooo

[graceful lintel]

u makin things worse

[fiery yarrow]

THAT'S THE PLAN

[willow elbow]

aah no pani puri is an indian thing

[quiet sparrow]

But my heart goes out to another man

[viscid jacinth]

Cool

[lone zenith]

hit diff fr tho

as an arab, i can confirm, pani puri is very cool

[quiet sparrow]

My husband 😍 😍

[willow elbow]

yes

[graceful lintel]

it's alr

[fiery yarrow]

what's pani puri?

[lone zenith]

is it gay to love men? 🤨

[quiet sparrow]

🤨😟

[quiet sparrow]

No

[willow elbow]

its an indian snack

[graceful lintel]

Water

[lone zenith]

I mean, 2/3 of the definition of gay is "loving men"

[graceful lintel]

Imma go play with my kitten

@worn ice

[willow elbow]

[graceful lintel]

Being weird again

Lemme take my medicines

[drowsy crest]

I wish I had a kitten 😔

[graceful lintel]

[lone zenith]

💀

why did my first skull message get deleted?

[proven sandal]

A Y O

[grim edge]

Be my kitten

[graceful lintel]

Wait what u thinking 💀
I meant to play with them

[grim edge]

I will feed you

[graceful lintel]

Not PLAY WITH THEM

[proven sandal]

You have a discord kitten?

[grim edge]

Hey

Hi

[normal hatch]

Discordian Activity

[graceful lintel]

Yea but
Ik they r all boys

[cobalt plover]

[bold ridge]

💀

[drowsy crest]

WE WANT KITTENS

[graceful lintel]

They be catfishing

[willow elbow]

how do they get the bm title

[grim edge]

Be my kitten

[proven sandal]

sry i shouldnt be one to judge mb

[grim edge]

Lol

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

No

Shit yourself

[boreal cosmos]

They dont

[grim edge]

Real bm is https://www.chess.com/member/samayraina

[graceful lintel]

Idk 💀

[grim edge]

What does this mean

[willow elbow]

but they do have it as i can see

fr? 🗿

[next swallow]

blunder atleast 10 times in every match you play 😁

[willow elbow]

yeah first bm

[boreal cosmos]

Its photoshopped in their profile description

[peak plank]

I cant tell if ur serious of not

[lone zenith]

may i commit the excretion of my feces upon thee?

[grim edge]

Monke

[willow elbow]

hmmm

[graceful lintel]

No

[graceful lintel]

💀 💀

[willow elbow]

ohhhh gotcha 💀

[proven sandal]

I read that as erection

[willow elbow]

i vos

but they say its photoshopped

[lone zenith]

[peak plank]

they just put an image in their description, yes @willow elbow

[grim edge]

Padhai karle

@peak plank play me blitz

3|0

[willow elbow]

i kind of believe that coz they got no title badge for it-

[grim edge]

He is online

[graceful lintel]

U making me cry
I wake up at 5 am to go to coaching and then go to school at 8 am spent 6 hrs there
And came back to home then do my hw or revision stuff and then go back to coaching again and the. Coaching hw and then study and practice stuff

Cries

[peak plank]

why

[drowsy crest]

I want a kitten to catfish me then lock me up in a basement

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Idk

[graceful lintel]

Self deleted?

[grim edge]

I am not kitten

Yea

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[grim edge]

Tuition kitne ghante ka hai tera

[graceful lintel]

4 hrs a day

[grim edge]

Fir bhi padhai kar

[grim edge]

[mental belfry]

damn we speakin hindi here

[graceful lintel]

No

[grim edge]

Tu bhi padhai kar

[mental belfry]

?

[cobalt plover]

Digital footprint 💀

[grim edge]

What

[graceful lintel]

Wdym by question mark

[mental belfry]

what r u speaking

wdym by no

[graceful lintel]

C

[mental belfry]

bc

[grim edge]

C++?

What c

[graceful lintel]

What's the full form of "bc"

[graceful lintel]

Programming language

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[lone zenith]

before christ

[grim edge]

Bhen character

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

Mc is main character

[lone zenith]

whats ur elo

[willow elbow]

900

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[lone zenith]

in what?

[drowsy crest]

I just beat the nicest guy I have met on cc, I feel happy but at the same time sad

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-in-the-rain-gif-24831729

[willow elbow]

alr lets play a game

[willow elbow]

rapied

[grim edge]

Sure but don't check mate me in 10 moves

[lone zenith]

you were one word away from timeout 💀

[tame elbow]

Finally won 2 games after 13 losses

[graceful lintel]

The song I'm listening to rn

[willow elbow]

done sean

[willow elbow]

what

[graceful lintel]

What's ur raings?

[lone zenith]

"I have won, but at what cost?"

[grim edge]

Can u send challenge link

[willow elbow]

sure

[hasty iris]

[lone zenith]

anyways sure lets play (unrated pls)

[tame elbow]

Around 1500

[drowsy crest]

😔

send spotify session link gang

[hasty iris]

you have to blunder more to get the blunder master title

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/56kxi

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-primen-gif-19605635

[willow elbow]

yeah wait holdup for 5 mins or sm

[graceful lintel]

Noice

[elfin crag]

fnaf ffps

[tame elbow]

yes hbu?

[graceful lintel]

Around 1590

[grim edge]

Accept @willow elbow

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/uc6qB

[grim edge]

I am 168 currently trying to find coach

[graceful lintel]

Can I caoch you

Just be my kitten

[tame elbow]

1600 soon ✅✅, I'm trying to hit 16 before October ends

[willow elbow]

bro can you click on it @grim edge

[grim edge]

Clicked

Already

[willow elbow]

aaaah

[grim edge]

Accept the challenge

[graceful lintel]

I was 1650 but tilted back to 1590
Btw good luck

[grim edge]

Because of me

[drowsy crest]

wish I could get kittens this easily 😔

[willow elbow]

nvm just give me you r username, i'll send a challenge

[tame elbow]

I was 1630 , titled back to 1450 😭

[graceful lintel]

That's not humanly possible

[tame elbow]

Thank you tho

[grim edge]

/profile

[tame elbow]

It is

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

This is the Chess.com profile of ghostleviathan666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1679 (1691 peak)
Blitz: 1303 (1306 peak)
Bullet: 1249 (1271 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Join e kittens server

[grim edge]

@willow elbow

[willow elbow]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Did u pinged him 6 times in last 2 mins?

[grim edge]

Ghostleviathan666

No

Padhai kar tu

[graceful lintel]

Looks like I'll tilt to 1200

[drowsy crest]

50% of em are guys 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> houssain el (houssainel)

This is the Chess.com profile of houssainel. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: houssain el (houssainel)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 512 (486 peak)
Blitz: 169 (622 peak)
Bullet: 251

[graceful lintel]

Yea but still

[restive storm]

Template version

[fiery beacon]

That’s the best part

[quaint cape]

Hello friends

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[graceful lintel]

London player

Everyone Make a group

[quaint cape]

Yes ||check||mate

[graceful lintel]

And fight him

[drowsy crest]

yeah the problem is only 50% of em are guys, there is a 1/2 chance that I end up with a girl instead 😔

[graceful lintel]

Yea it's a good opening tbh

[quaint cape]

simple tbh

[green jungle]

play chess like a grandmaster

[quaint cape]

and draw !

[green jungle]

it has to be a draw

[fiery beacon]

Oh dang that sucks. Y’know how to weed em out?

[graceful lintel]

Magnus got 99.1 in bullet game which was against hikaru

[quaint cape]

perfect games end in a draw

[languid veldt]

Wooah

[drowsy crest]

wish i did gang

[green jungle]

neither magnus nor hikaru are normal gms, but these are examples to be cherished and looked fondly upon

[quaint cape]

Oh wrong emoji

[graceful lintel]

[languid veldt]

Who wanna play some chess

[green jungle]

dawg we both got rated as 3050 by chess.com ai 💀

[quaint cape]

[graceful lintel]

[green jungle]

game was literally develop, trade pieces, 30 move rook endgame

[quaint cape]

Normal day for chess ai

[green jungle]

real

[quaint cape]

Well u are 2300 so I guess it's not that far

[grim edge]

Gg

[cloud garnet]

back at 994

[green jungle]

2300 chess.com is still very far tbh

[quaint cape]

Congratulations ||check|| mate

[quaint cape]

Yep

[grim edge]

@green jungle teach me chess

[cloud garnet]

ty I was 996 yesterday and lost 3 games

[green jungle]

no

[quaint cape]

I'm proud of u

[cloud garnet]

ty?

[grim edge]

Ohk

[quaint cape]

Your welcome

[green jungle]

hi proud of u, im jinggg

[cloud garnet]

I cant win the last game

[stiff sparrow]

is there anyone at chesscom staff I can talk to about my numerous stalling reports?

[quaint cape]

wassup mate

[grim edge]

Why

[cloud garnet]

"political"

[quaint cape]

it's not me but I'm sure someone will listen

[green jungle]

people dont get abnned for stalling to be honest

[stiff sparrow]

I spend more time submitting detailed reports on stalling, than playing chess its becoming a HUGE problem

people start games but don't actually want to play

to day I have submitted over 3k reports

[quaint cape]

I hope someone sees your problem

[green jungle]

and actions that cc takes against those are usually warnings, mutes, etc which you can't see

[drowsy crest]

your that one guy arent you

[stiff sparrow]

its 3 min blitz games thats what makes it worse and laughable

[green jungle]

I dont even think they have a matchmaking ban

[stiff sparrow]

not a guy, but continue

ok thats all

[willow elbow]

gg @grim edge i missclicked there and you managed very well to carry on the advantage thereafter.
ja abhi padh le.

[stiff sparrow]

person started a convo then takes 5 hours to respond 😂

[grim edge]

Abhi padh raha tha

[green jungle]

im in this picture and i dont like it

[quaint cape]

ohh Hindi talks in this server

[drowsy crest]

teacher's pet, the guy who keeps reporting shit, the one who tells the teacher that he forgot to give homework, the one who reminds the teacher to take the test and assignment stuff, the one always being late

[stiff sparrow]

no not you

[willow elbow]

[stiff sparrow]

what are you talking about? I never went to school 😂

[grim edge]

Ja tu padh

[stiff sparrow]

school was not invented in my area when I was younger

[grim edge]

Opening

[drowsy crest]

if you did you would have been that one

[cloud garnet]

w in chat lol

[grim edge]

Lucky

[stiff sparrow]

I have no idea what you are talking about 😂 honestly mate if your going to insult me at least do it in a way that makes sense 😂😂😂😂

[willow elbow]

yes ok

[stiff sparrow]

but anyway I come here trying to get help to STOP reporting people

[grim edge]

Ye 18+ anime mat dekha kar

[stiff sparrow]

I want chesscom to implement shorter time out features in shorter games, is that really too much to ask for?

I am not playing shorter games to sit there staring at screen

[grim edge]

Play bullet

[willow elbow]

i don't watch anime lol. my frnd chose that for me. oh is it 18+?

[grim edge]

[glass carbon]

onigiri i have a screenie if u actin up

[stiff sparrow]

its even worse on that

[coral hatch]

when is Halloween?

[grim edge]

Mene guess Kiya tha nvm

[coral hatch]

It's on October 29.

Why is everybody celebrating it from now onwards.

Your Hindi is good.

[grim edge]

How

[drowsy crest]

yo we talking hanime?

[coral hatch]

Where did you learn it? Are you Indian?

[grim edge]

Yea

[stiff sparrow]

people start the game, make one move, I make move, they get stuck, and they make no further moves like its championship 45 min game lol

thats the problem

[grim edge]

[coral hatch]

That's a strategy by some losers to win the game by making you resign.

[drowsy crest]

tell me bro, my hindi is not good I am from north east

[grim edge]

Play 10min game

[coral hatch]

I had one guy who didn't make any move after the second one. He thought that I will abandon or resign the game. I didn't. I made him lose.

[grim edge]

Which language u speak

[stiff sparrow]

I am going to switch soon lol

[stiff sparrow]

yeah I try do this

[drowsy crest]

mizoram, another local language, english

[stiff sparrow]

but don't get me started on people who should clearly resign and decide to make 142 moves of there king for no reason lol

WHERE has the decorum in chess gone?

[coral hatch]

He won many games by the same tactic. He made other people abandon the game.

[grim edge]

I was giving him advice

[coral hatch]

Because a lot of idiots are joining the game, thinking that winning by any means makes them smart.

In reality, they are only good for flipping burgers and shining shoes.

[grim edge]

Play bullet

[coral hatch]

Bullet is just too short duration game. I like the 30 minute ones.

[grim edge]

Shift to 10min

[coral hatch]

I'm just an amateur at chess and play for fun. But still I want my chess to get better with time.

[grim edge]

[coral hatch]

Nowadays, I only play two games a day.

How many games do you play in a day?

[grim edge]

I play 5

[coral hatch]

Cool.

[grim edge]

5-6

@coral hatch yeah 30 minutes is wayyyyyy better for improvement than 10 minutes

[coral hatch]

Where are you from?

[grim edge]

10 min , india

[coral hatch]

I'm from India too. Kolkata.

You're from which city?

[grim edge]

Maharashtra

[coral hatch]

Cool.

How old are you?

[grim edge]

14

[coral hatch]

That's pretty young. What's your elo?

[grim edge]

yo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1679 (1691 peak)
Blitz: 1303 (1306 peak)
Bullet: 1249 (1271 peak)

[grim edge]

I play rapid more than blitz

[buoyant leaf]

me too

[grim rover]

i beat a 1200 rated player twice being a 850 rated player 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Stephen (stephen)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Stephen (stephen)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2004 (2088 peak)
Blitz: 1536 (1574 peak)
Bullet: 977 (982 peak)

[grim edge]

Anyone else miss when chesscom showed a big number of your rating after you won a game?

Nice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xsymbols

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 562 (653 peak)
Blitz: 405 (623 peak)

[grim edge]

@buoyant leaf play me

[willow elbow]

impressive, unless they blundered material

[buoyant leaf]

later, dinner rn

[grim rover]

it was all balanced, endgame i got advantage

[tight lily]

j

[grim edge]

Ook

[buoyant leaf]

rapid?

[grim edge]

Hi horsy

[willow elbow]

thats nice

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim rover]

thanks

[coral hatch]

Did any of you took any chess course to play better?

[willow elbow]

no

[coral hatch]

Or read a book?

[buoyant leaf]

any color?

[grim edge]

Yea

White

[coral hatch]

Is there any good chess tutorial online that will help you play better chess?

[grim edge]

Hikaru